YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: *Pelvvic thrust*
▼: W)(AT. 38I
▲: oh cod fef
▲: i nevver expect to see you here
▼: Me neit)(er!
▼: And w)(at are you doing )(ere, and W)(AT?!
▲: *Stops with the epic pelvvic thrust*
▲: um cod i dont knoww
▲: i shore was shock to see you here
▼: *is fucking disturbed*
▼: Well, I cod say t)(e SAM---E!
▲: oh dont shout at me please
▲: i dont like it wwhen you shout
▲: i can get you a wwhale if you wwant
▼: W)(y would I need a W)(AL--E? Gl'bgolyb is D--EAD, like every lusii! 38' (
▲: are wwe n0t dead t00
▼: W)(y are you glubbing like T)(AT?
▲: um nothin i wwas jokin glubglub
▲: listen fef im sorry
▲: i really am
▲: i nevver mean to do that it was just to annoy kar wwith it
▼: It wasn't funny at all! 38(
▲: because this chat site is so random and i wwas expectin to see kar
▲: im sorry
▲: glubglub
▼: As if I care about t)(at stupid S--EXUAL move of yours!
▼: 38I
▲: i knoww that you dont care fef
▲: i kneww for a vvery long time
▲: glubgub
▼: UG)(, --ERIDAN! W)(y do you always turn our conversations into your own pity party?? I am TIR---ED of it!
▲: because i just think wwe need to talk
▲: like i dont get wwhat you see in sollux i mean i havve looked after you more so fef
▼: --ERIDAN! I don't want to talk about it!
▼: You don't know a t)(ing!
▼: You just keep on carping on and on about it!
▲: maybe if you wwhere to tell me then i wwould know
▲: glub again wwith these annoyin fuckin fishy puns
▼: O)(, can't you just L--EAV--E M--E ALON--E?
▲: i dont wwant to leavve you alone fef
▲: dont leavve me alone either
▲: i evven do these fishy puns just for you
▲: to get you to like me more
▲: because they really fuckin annoy me to be honest
▲: glub
▼: Do you even know )(ow muc)( of a burden you are? You are like some )(eavy weig)(t around my t)(roat t)(at keeps on )(anging on me!
▼: Just "oh fef my life is so sad glubglub fef fef fef come help me kill everyone its so cool glub fef fef fef genocide fef high blood boo hoo fef fef"!!!
▲: i nevver kneww you hated me that much fef
▼: It is all about you, isn't it?
▼: It is!
▼: You are going to turn it into anot)(er melodramatic scene in your life!
▲: wwell maybe for once i could sea your point of vvieww about this if you wwill tell me
▲: i wwil listen for once fef
▼: Listen to W)(AT? I am tired of --EXPLAINING!
▲: so you are sayin you wwant to go
▲: wwell i fuckin sea then
▲: glub glub i fuckin see
▲: no more fishy puns
▼: FIN---E!
▲: fef just dont be mad
▼: I am sorry --Eridan but I am just being )(ON--EST! 38(
▲: i dont like seein you get mad
▲: its not like you fef
▼: W)(y can't I be mad if I want to? 38(
▲: because uh glubglub
▲: fef is alwways nice i mean you deal with my fuckin lovely attitude
▼: )(a)(a... I am not always nice, just LOOK AT M--E!
▲: yes its wwhy i am so much fuckin shock right noww
▼: I just couldn't take it anymore!
▼: I am sorry!
▼: UG)(!
▲: wwhat dont leavve fef
▲: dont go wwhat the fuck
▲: its him right
▲: fuckin sollux
▼: NO! Don't be mean to )(im!
▲: wwhy the fuck not
▲: he does the same to me
▲: and he just took you awway from me
▼: And I tell )(im not to be mean to you, but none of you LIST--EN!
▲: wwhy cant you sea how much you mean to me
▲: glubglubglub fuck did i really just said that
▲: nevvermind wwhat the fuck you made me gone all soft like a jellyfish of some fuckin kind
▼: I am sorry, --Eridan! I just CAN'T! 38(
▲: is that howw it is then
▲: fine i wwill go noww fef
▼: U)(... BY--E. t)(en... !
▲: goodbye fef
▲: </3
▼: Glub
▼ HAS FUCKED OFF.