Daddy fanfiction

After many months of keyboard warrioring Miller was finally allowed to bring its best to the Server Smash tournament.

INI, RO, MCY, VoGu, CSG, UFO, VIB, FHM, F0G, LPS and more, every squad eliteside approved. The servers team average KDR was 3, confirmed non-shitter status and victory against Emerald was assured.

But, on the day of the smash disaster struck. The fight was on Hossin against Emerald, unfortunately INI had captured Nasons Defiance and were now sat there defending the tower, padding their K/D's. Fluttyman sat on the sidelines and shook his head

"Typical INI, they are only farming kills, if DIG were here all 240 of our men would be on one lane, pushing straight for the Emerald warpgate. A truly unbeatable strategy"

CODY1 backed up his idols point "HAHAHA INI INNI BIKINI NOOBS"

The Miller FC quickly called for VoGu/F0G reinforcements, unfortunately the reply he got from DESSPA confirmed his worst fears, VoGu had gone rogue and F0G were lagging too hard to even hear their orders, approaching 100% packet loss.

Even the QRF couldn't save them, Kosovan was still stuck redeploying to help Grey Heron Shipping and had no idea when he would be free, the entire air force was still committed there, stuck on another continent helping the other Miller team.

MCY were out of resources and waiting in the warpgate to afford their next MAX suit pull, VIB were desperately trying to tower farm with shotguns unable to respond to commands. The situation was totally hopeless, Miller would get warpgated just as Morfildur had prophesied. Only the CSG platoon was holding its ground.

The PSB commentary derided the Miller team: "They managed 20% map control and we're only 5 minutes into the game, I've never seen a team prioritize KD so hard, at least they have the highest KDR ever recorded in a server smash, but as we all know that does-"

The commentary was suddenly cut off, replaced by a brash slavic accent

"OYOYOYOY DADDY, OYOYOY DAVAI FARM IDI NAHUI BLYAT" The Miller warpgate suddenly filled with bottles of Baltika 7, the skies turned red as a single lone mosquito descended from the Heavens.

Daddy had arrived.

His hair was golden and long, no more was it shaved for now he was Super Saiyan. He had gone to practice at 100 times Earth gravity to maximize farming efficiency becoming a one man empire.

Daddy looked towards his apostle, LazyTR

"You see Tovarisch, when have hands of ice like mine, no need for Banshee to kill pidars, only need Needler"

The lone aircraft of Daddy rallied the Miller forces, farming every Emerald scrub as the Russian commentary went ecstatic. RoyAwesome immediately committed Sudoku for the second time, crying tears as the once proud server of Emerald was brought down by the power of Vladimir Putins eldest Son.

Just as the tides turned, a dreadful noise was heard over the VOIP's of all soldiers

"This is Maelstrome on all call, we've noticed a violation of the fairness doctrine. Page 112, Section 17a Subset C. Use of Super Saiyan farming powers, high gravity training and KGB agents is strictly banned and therefore I cannot Rubber Stamp this Miller force composition."