I hate when you drink
it usually makes me rage
but theres nothing more I hate
Then seeing luke cage

not because he black
or his hair isnt growin
but hes pretty useless
but at least hes isnt ronan

Youre a pretty cool friend
and a really nice guy
but if you piss me off
I will tickle your thigh

why is your name slapdicks
is it because youre gay?
or are you a homophobe
trying to make the peepees go away

this may sound cheesy
a bad joke to make you groan
but wihtout your racisim remarks
i feel provalone

you make me laugh alot
to a point of pain
one day you will fuck someone
like your spiderman , and hes mary jane

you dont take no for an answer
even stuff in the bed
because usually the people you fuck
are the ones are who are already dead