[Heylel] ben Shakhar has joined the game!
'Murder with love.'
[MumuPikachu] has joined the game!
'Procastinator Scratches Asmo's Severed Balls'
[Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck has joined the game!
'Tremble, mortals, and despair! Doom has come to this world!'
[Heylel] ben Shakhar says: that's fast
[Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck says: artifact mode is ones i want to try with new llusionist
[Heylel] ben Shakhar says: what has changed
[Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck says: the 4th set of class talent are updated
[Heylel] ben Shakhar says: oooh
[Heylel] ben Shakhar says: im not online enough to follow
[Heylel] ben Shakhar says: :sigh:
[Njack] The Stoned has joined the game!
'Pssh! Nothin' personnel kid'
[Njack] The Stoned says: hola
[Heylel] ben Shakhar says: hola
[Heylel] ben Shakhar says: imma start at 6?
[#gato] has joined the game!
[davidjs] has joined the game!
It's winter! Maybe there's gonna be snow soon...
Wild Mode: Artifacts For All
*** LEGENDARY DISCOVERY! ***
Everyone has received 25 Rupees!
My Achievements
Players with an account can obtain Wild Mode achievements in this game!
Heylel donated 25 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 2500!
MumuPikachu donated 117 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 10,000 Deluxe!
Mephistopheless donated 35 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 2500!
Njack donated 20 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 1500!
Players donated €197 in total so this game includes the rewards up to €197!
Let the games begin!
[davidjs] may start!
[Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck says: for this one artifact ill need warlock instead
[davidjs] rolled 3.
[davidjs] rejoined the game!
[davidjs] says: oh
[davidjs] picked a random class!
[davidjs] became a sneaky Saboteur.
Jukebox: The Magnetic Fields - Born On A Train
Saboteur [davidjs] found a Mining Pick.
[Heylel] ben Shakhar rolled 12.
Saboteur [davidjs] says: Thanks heylel
[Heylel] ben Shakhar became a clever Merchant.
Saboteur [davidjs] says: I thought i didnt load in time
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar bought the Pawn Shop owner's Dark Crystal.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar says: ofc
[MumuPikachu] rolled 8.
[MumuPikachu] became an annoying Lawyer.
A pig fell on Lawyer [MumuPikachu]'s head, who crawled 3 spaces back.
Spectator procastinator is now observing the game.
[Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck rolled 2.
[Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck became a chaotic Warlock.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar says: i wish pro was playing too
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar says: i has the sad
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck pulled the Lever and turned on the Reinforcements Activation Panel.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck used the Reinforcements Activation Panel to give everyone a Pipe Bomb.
[Njack] The Stoned rolled 9.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck says: pipe bomb for everyone
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck says: for the sake of chaos
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar says: tbh i would choose the same thing
[Njack] The Stoned became a deadly Assassin.
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned found 7 Rupees.
Saboteur [davidjs] says: oh god
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned says: leggo
[#gato] rolled 8.
[#gato] waited too long and has 2 chances left. (Saboteur [davidjs] clicked for [#gato])
[#gato] waited too long and has 1 chance left. (Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar clicked for [#gato])
[#gato] picked a random class!
[#gato] became a sexy Incubus.
Saboteur [davidjs] says: ooof
Incubus [#gato] can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Saboteur [davidjs] clicked for Incubus [#gato])
Jukebox: MINO X BOBBY (MOBB) - HIT ME (빨리 전화해)
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar kicked Incubus [#gato], who was idle for 25 seconds.
#gato has left the game!
***Reinforcements have arrived!***
Saboteur [davidjs] rolled 6.
Saboteur [davidjs] shifts spaces with Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar.
Saboteur [davidjs] received a Light Scroll: Energize.
A pig fell on Saboteur [davidjs]'s head, who crawled 3 spaces back.
Spectator procastinator says: hashtags
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar rolled 6.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar received a Light Scroll: Remove Curse.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar stood at a crossroads.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar went to the Bank.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar took out a life insurance.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar says: ikr
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] rolled 7.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar says: i still give them the chance
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar says: but my fault really
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] says: you hashtag more than eeryone else scratch castinator
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] received a Light Scroll: Energize.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] stood at a crossroads.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] went to the Jungle.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] bought a Fish at the Jungle Shop.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] bought a Coconut at the Jungle Shop.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] bought a Banana at the Jungle Shop.
Spectator procastinator says: i mean i've been on my account the last few days
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck rolled 11.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] says: last few days
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] says: HAAAA
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] says: hypocrite
Spectator #Jones is now observing the game.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar says: ya she was
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar says: i swear
Spectator procastinator says: brb scratcching you
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] says: i didnt say she wasnt
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck received a Light Scroll: Energize.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] says: "last few days" means wasnt before even a few day
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck didn't use the Catapult.
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned rolled 4.
Jukebox: Rose Falcon - Up Up Up
Spectator procastinator says: i used my account in october
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar honks her Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned received a Light Scroll: Energize.
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned stood at a crossroads.
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned went to the Engineering Shop.
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned bought a Hammer at the Engineering Shop.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] says: sdo you didnt use it for 3 month
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned bought a canister of Liquid Nitrogen at the Engineering Shop.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] says: gottem
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned bought an Explosive Sheep at the Engineering Shop.
Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
Saboteur [davidjs] rolled 7.
Saboteur [davidjs] relaxed at the Asian Pond at the Ninja Temple.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar rolled 6.
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Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar has joined the game!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] has joined the game!
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck has joined the game!
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned has joined the game!
Saboteur [davidjs] has joined the game!
Spectator procastinator is now observing the game.
Spectator #Jones is now observing the game.
Let the games begin!
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar knew the answer and received a +4 Speed Boost.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] rolled 3.
***The U.N. have proposed a motion!***
You have cast your vote in favor of the U.N. Motion!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] moved forward 14 spaces.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck rolled 11.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck used the Time Machine...
...and ended up in the Middle Ages.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck bought a Shield at the Medieval Market.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck bought an Iron Helmet at the Medieval Market.
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned rolled 4.
Jukebox: Shrek: The Musical Jr Cast - I Know It's Today
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] honks her Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned GOT RICK ROLLED!
Rick Roll
You can't use your Legendary Discovery! when you're disarmed!
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar honks her Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
Players are no longer Disarmed!
The U.N. motion 'Every player should lose 1 Speed' has been rejected.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] discovered Baetylus! Woah, legendary!
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar went forward 2 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar discovered Claíomh Solais! Woah, legendary!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] sued Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar!
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar ran to space 29 and killed Lawyer [MumuPikachu] with her Charged Claíomh Solais, which got charged with Wealth.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar was Sued, couldn't pay the full sentence of 10 Rupees and was sentenced to death.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar received 33 Rupees from Life Insurance!
Saboteur [davidjs] rolled 7.
Saboteur [davidjs] shifts spaces with Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck.
Saboteur [davidjs] shifts spaces with Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck discovered Sudarshana Chakra! Woah, legendary!
Saboteur [davidjs] stood at a crossroads.
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned discovered Claíomh Solais! Woah, legendary!
Saboteur [davidjs] went to the Bank.
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned ran to space 23 and hit Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck's Shield with his Charged Claíomh Solais. The Shield shattered and Charged Claíomh Solais got charged with Spell Reflect.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck stored a part of his soul in his Soulstone.
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned used his Claíomh Solais to cast Spell Reflect on himself.
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned smacked Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck back 8 spaces with his Hammer.
Saboteur [davidjs] has an account balance of 15 Rupees.
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck threw his Sudarshana Chakra towards Saboteur [davidjs]!
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned gained Evasion for 2 turns!
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar rots in peace. (1)
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] is still pushing the daisies. (1)
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned successfully smashed his Coconut with his Hammer and created Cocos Pieces.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck rolled 7.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck's Sudarshana Chakra killed Saboteur [davidjs].
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck gained a Skull.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck stood at a crossroads.
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned ate his Cocos Pieces and ran 14 spaces forward.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck knocked all his enemies 2 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck knocked all his enemies 4 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck knocked all his enemies 3 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck overcharged his Space Capacitator and got knocked back 21 spaces.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck used his Crystal Meth and gained extreme focus!
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck became Dehydrated. Better drink something fast!
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck randomly went to the Jungle.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck got swooped back 8 spaces by George of the Jungle.
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned rolled 7.
Assassin [Njack] The Stoned drank piss.
Saboteur [davidjs]'s Pipe Bomb exploded and he died!
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned says: yay
Saboteur [davidjs] peacefully rots away. (1)
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned says: Piss Assassin
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar is safely tucked underground. (2)
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned says: i like it
Lawyer [MumuPikachu]'s Pipe Bomb exploded and she died!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] rots in peace. (2)
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned used his Light Scroll to remove all skill cooldowns from himself! (Evasion and Sprint)
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned gained Evasion for 2 turns!
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck rolled 10.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck caught Sudarshana Chakra and put it back into his inventory.
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck siphoned the power from a Skull to gain Chaos Infusion.
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned released his Explosive Sheep backward.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck used Chaos Infusion to lower the cooldown of his Sudarshana Chakra by 5 turns!
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck got laughed at by a hooker and went back 11 spaces.
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned rolled 7.
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned stole a Gun from the U.N. soldiers.
Saboteur [davidjs] likes being dead. (2)
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned says: thats the un for you
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar's Speed Boost wore off.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar's Pipe Bomb exploded and she died!
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar lives once more!
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned combined his Lasso and his Mining Pick to make a Hookshot.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar used her Claíomh Solais to cast Wealth. Everyone received 18 Rupees! Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar received 36 Rupees!
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar took out a life insurance.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar is gonna use her Improbability Device.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] got resurrected!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu]'s Baetylus granted her an Auto-Resurrection for 6 turns.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] received Hulk powers from Stan Lee. Hulk SMASH!
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar used her Dark Scroll to give everybody weapons!
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck rolled 7.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] prepared her Baetylus to create a Dys Action Figure.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck chooses a Unicorn Power!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] used her Baetylus to give a Dys Action Figure to herself.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar threw her Hand Grenade to space 25.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] got knocked 8 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Saboteur [davidjs] got knocked 5 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Saboteur [davidjs] was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck made the right decision and went 5 spaces forward.
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned rolled 5.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] slapped Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck 5 spaces forward with her Fish.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] also incapacitated Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck with her Brawler's Brew.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck was immune and did not become incapacitated.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar purchased Wizard Robes for 8 Rupees.
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned's Explosive Sheep exploded at space 26!
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck got knocked 10 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar got knocked 11 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Saboteur [davidjs] got knocked 11 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Saboteur [davidjs] was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned took the bucket from the lolrus.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar is going to the Magic Shop!
Saboteur [davidjs] rejoined the living!
Saboteur [davidjs] entered the Academy Of Adventure.
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned says: lets gooo
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] combined her Fish with her Banana to create a Banana Fish.
Saboteur [davidjs] subscribed to the Grenadier course.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar skipped a turn.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] skipped a turn.
Saboteur [davidjs] discovered The Nanteos Cup! Woah, legendary!
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck rolled 3.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck threw his Sudarshana Chakra towards Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned!
Jukebox: The Spooj - Big Fun Maki Time
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck used the Time Machine...
...and ended up in the Middle Ages.
Saboteur [davidjs] used Hinder to knock Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned 5 spaces back!
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar says: ofc it is me
Saboteur [davidjs] used Hinder to set Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned on Fire!
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned rolled 9.
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned's Evasion wore off.
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned ran 2 spaces back while on Fire.
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned's Liquid Nitrogen burned in the Fire.
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned's Pipe Bomb exploded and he died!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] is going to the Pawn Shop!
Saboteur [davidjs] used Hinder to Disarm Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned for 1 turn!
Saboteur [davidjs] used Hinder to Blind Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned!
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck threw his Hand Grenade to space 0.
Saboteur [davidjs] got knocked 9 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar got knocked 12 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned likes being dead. (1)
Saboteur [davidjs] skipped a turn.
Saboteur [davidjs] earned 24 Rupees from the Bank.
Saboteur [davidjs] is gonna use his Gun.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar skipped a turn.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] rolled 7.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] pawned her Hypno Glasses for 20 Rupees.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar purchased a Wacka Ball for 13 Rupees.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] pawned her Diss Card: Ensnare for 12 Rupees.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Holy Water.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Cow.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] sued Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck!
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck rolled 9.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck's Sudarshana Chakra killed Lawyer [MumuPikachu].
Lawyer [MumuPikachu]'s death was blocked by Auto-Resurrection!
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck's Sudarshana Chakra killed Saboteur [davidjs].
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck gained a Skull.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck was Sued and got sentenced to pay 10 Rupees to Lawyer [MumuPikachu].
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck's Sudarshana Chakra killed Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar received 26 Rupees from Life Insurance!
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck gained a Skull.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] slapped Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck 6 spaces forward with her Banana Fish.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] also incapacitated Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck with her Brawler's Brew.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck was immune and did not become incapacitated.
Saboteur [davidjs] says: ooof
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck received a Book: Pathfinding.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck started reading his Book: Pathfinding.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck pitied the sad lolrus.
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned is no longer Disarmed.
Piss Assassin [Njack] The Stoned likes being dead. (2)
It started snowing! Use your Pick Snowballs skill to make snowballs!
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck sacrificed a Skull to summon a Demon.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck summoned a Power Imp.
Saboteur [davidjs] is still pushing the daisies. (1)
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar is still dead. (1)
Glue Mine buried.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] rolled 4.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] rolled 11.
MumuPikachu had a Roll Streak of 2!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] received a Sword.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] successfully sliced her Coconut with her Sword and created Two Halves Of Coconut.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] banged her Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 3 spaces.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] pulled the Lever, which activated a fan, blowing Lawyer [MumuPikachu] back 14 spaces!
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck's Glue Mine exploded!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
Merchant [Heylel] ben Shakhar got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
Saboteur [davidjs] got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] sued Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck!
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck rolled 7.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck didn't move because he was Rooted.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck's Pipe Bomb exploded and he died! Lawyer [MumuPikachu] died in the explosion!
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck gained a Skull.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck was Sued and got sentenced to pay 10 Rupees to Lawyer [MumuPikachu].
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck gained a Skull.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck revived himself with his Soulstone.
Warlock [Mephistopheless] The Drunk Fuck had his Speed increased by 2 thanks to Gandalf the White.