STEVENZ

StevenZ has entered the room.

Pobre1- oh boy, its steven Z coming to save the day.

StevenZ- Hey pobre, spread the word. Just got 22'99 on MR.

Pobre1- Your joking right?

StevenZ- No, of course not.

Pobre1- You on drugs?

StevenZ- Maby a bit of acid, but thats beyond the point!

Pobre1- Ok, so is their proff?

Steven- Nope.

Pobre1- WHY NOT!?

StevenZ- Right when I pressed play on the VCR I triped on a piece of lettuce causing me to fall, casuing the game to glitch, which caused the game to short circuit, causing my 64 to explode, and the memory chip in my N64 to vanquish.

Pobre1- You got to be fuckin shittin me...

Pobre2- Let it be Pobre1. Forget that strat hoarder.

StevenZ- I've helped people in the past. And I don't have any hiddin strats. And besides, I have proff.

Pobre2- What proff is that?

StevenZ- www.brokenn64kart.org

Pobre2- I'll check out the pic, but I don't see why it is an organization.

Pobre2 checks pic

Pobre1- So Steven, what have you done to help people?

StevenZ- I've givin them foot scurbs, gave them diamond rings and stuff. And a little bit of strat help. And somethings for
Liem and Lars...

Pobre1- Sounds to me like your bribing them to back you up.

StevenZ- Don't be crazy! LOL!

Pobre1- So, what did you do for Lars and Liem?

StevenZ- stuff...

Pobre1- Like what?

Pobre2- Hey! thats not even a N64! It's a black box with N64 logo drawn on it with green crayola!

Pobre1- It took you that long to realize that?

StevenZ- Oh shit, I forgot to break the box. Oh well.

Pobre1- I'm not even wasting my time with this. Hey 2nd, lets talk about LR.

Pobre2- What have you?

Pobre1- Well, I've been getting this weird boost with 1 shroomers.

Pobre2- For real? man, what a secret boost.

StevenZ- HA! that is no secret!

Pobre2- You know about this?

StevenZ- Yes

Pobre2- How do you do this?

StevenZ- Release the MT as soon as you bump the wall.

Pobre2- Kool Thanks

StevenZ- NP

Pobre1- WAIT A SECOND! I tought you did not hide strats!

StevenZ- Erm...shit. Well , I've helped people OK! So I get to hide a strat If I want!

Pobre1- Their is no way to convince this guy.

Pobre2- It works! Hey Jeff, I got a question for you about CM Flap.

Pobre1- Go ahead.

Pobre2- I need to know how to do the dual sc.

Pobre1- Well, you see, there is a way to do it on flap if you want to save time. Or if you want to do it one Lap2 for a faster time. Choose one.

StevenZ- HA! Why do that sc?

Pobre2- Becuase it's the fastest for a flap.

StevenZ- HA! You know nothing of the Z glitch.

Pobre2- Ok, Hoarder boy. How do you do it?

StevenZ- What you do is, crash into the wall two times. You have to do it between a 10 Miliseconds. Then mushroom strait into a wall. Then ab spin for 2 seconds the rapidly pass A and you will be transported to the next lap. Then repeat. I've gotten 10 seconds doing this before.

Pobre2- It sounds hard, but i'll give it a try.

Pobre1- You ideot, it's not real.

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Liem- Huh? I tought you guys new about the "crash into the wall two times, shroom striat, ab spin, rapidly tap A techniqe?"Must have been wrong.

Lars- Leave my man alone!

StevenZ- Lars!

Lars- STEVIE!

Pobre1- Ok Liem, it's real. But he has no proff of that time, nor LR nor MR flap which he just got of 22'99!!!

StevenZ- Liem, get to work.

Liem- Yes master

Liem- I understand you pefectly Jeffrey, But Steven Z is trusted for previous contribution to the site and other things. He's helped people with strats. Helped people open up cans of food, he taught people how to hide strats. And other things. So we trust him.

Pobre1- 1. He hides strats! how can you condsider that contribution to the site! 2. What the hell do cans of food have to do with this?! DId he rub your ass with lotion to get you to back him up!

LARS- Liem! how could you!

Liem- He does not hide strats Jeff. He tought that no one knew about it like I did. Cans of food show how much of a trusting person he is.

Pobre1- Opening cans of food those not gain ones trust! Sucking there balls do doe! and thats not even real trust! Bullcrap you knew we knew nothing about that!

LARS- OH! THATS IT! IT"S OVER STEVIE!

StevenZ- HEY! SIT YO ASS DOWN!

LARS- Yes master, forgive me.

StevenZ- Forgiven.

StevenZ- Oh Liem, one more thing. The new converstion rate is .6 just did the math.

Liem- I see, I'll quickly add it too the database

Pobre1- HEY LIEM! ARE YOU STUPID! That whould mean people would need to race rrd only like 10 to get a GOD time! CAN'T YOU SEE IT IS FALSE!

Liem- Steven's math is very good. I trust it too be right.

Pobre1- THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT! DO SOME MATH YOURSELF AND YOU WILL SEE IT"S CLEARLY WRONG!

Liem- I don't need to, Steven has done that for us. See pobre, he does help out the site. Thanks Steven.

LARS- Yeah! STEVIE RULES!

StevenZ- No problem Liem, I live to give.

Liem- And much thanks for it. Seems some people just don't seem to care when Steven helps us. All they say he is a cheat. Just because he has extremly strong unproven world records with strats that are impossible do. Or because he hides strats and waits for people too know about them to reveal it. You need to excersize a little thing called trust pobre. The site is based on trust and having fun. Maby you should be like everyone else. And forget this chat ever happend.

Pobre1- Read what you said again. That proves that he is lying.

Liem- I'm sorry pobre.

Liem has left the room

Lars- Meet me at my house Stevie, i'm going to reward you on your new unproven MR:-)

StevenZ- Your name should be cambells because you are UM UM goooood.

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Pobre1- Man, such bullshit!

Pobre2- yeah man.