Since I'm Not Popular, I Have No Umbrella

p1
>Crap~~ I've done it again.
>I lost my umbrella yet again.

>I got lucky yesterday and shared one with the delinquent
>but she'll probably strangle me if I ask two days in a row...

>After school.
>This time for sure, I'm running home.

>Kuroki-san.
>Did you forget your umbrella again?
>It's another rainy day.
>That umbrella's a bit big, isn't it?

>Uh, yeah.
>Haha...
>I've only seen ones that big at the beach!
>I see.
>Want to get under mine today, then?

>I'm so glad I bought the biggest umbrella at that shop on the way home yesterday...
>Y-Yeah, sure.

p2
?Huh~? Lose your umbrella again, Kuro?
>Geh!! This pattern again!?

>Then shall today be the day we go home together?
>No, like I said...
>Kuroki-san's going home under my umbrella.
>So much pressure

>That's too bad.
>I bought something new that I thought I could use with Kuro.
>With me?

>Tada~!
>An umbrella made for two <3

>Um... Are you...
>an idiot?
>Eh?

>Are you trying to harrass me?
>No, I was just wanted us to walk home together normally.
>Were normies that kind of people to spend money on boring gags like that?

>Did you get that to tease the gloomy girl?
>>giggle
>You're just a normie who wanted a laugh!!
>Yeah, I guess that would be how Kuro would see it.

p3
>Well, let's get going.
>Yeah.
>Ah, wait! Wait!

>What now?
>Kuro can go under your umbrella, Tamura-san.
>So can I least walk home to the station, with you?

>Eh...? You have business at the station again?
>Nope. None at all.
>But it's fine once in a while, right?
>...Well, I don't mind...

>K-Kuroki...

>You'll get wet under an umbrella, but come under here and you will definitely not get wet!
>A teruteru bozu!?

p4
>No... My umbrella's pretty big so
>she won't get wet at all.
>Are you certain? Can you be sure of that? If Kuroki gets wet and catches a cold, are you willing to take responsibility?

>...If Kuroki-san catches a cold, I'll take responsibility and nurse her back to health.
>That's pretty creepy.

>I'll nurse Kuroki if she catches a cold.
>Hm!? What were we talking about again!?

>If Kuro catches a cold, I'll nurse her.
>Don't you join in too!

>And we're back to this again...

>Huh?
>What's wrong, Kuroki-san?
>Ahi!? K-Katou-san...

>Eh? No umbrella?
>Yeah... I lost it...
>Ah, this pattern... Don't tell me...


p5
>Then shall we go together til the station?
>Mamaaaaaaaaa!!
>Eh, ah, are you sure...?
>Of course!

>Come on. You should come in closer if you don't wanna get wet.
>Fu hehe... Thank...you...
>I-I'm not gonna have to pay her after this, right? This is like the No.1 holy crap interaction!!

>Kuro~ Katou-san~
>If you're heading home, how about we join you?

>Why'd you get under my umbrella? You have your own, right?
>That one's a bit embarrassing to use by yourself.
>Everyone went home together peacefully.

p6
>Omake: If She Went Home With Ucchi

>Y-You're not wet, are you?
>N-No.
>I-It's not hard to walk, is it?
>I'm fine...

>Arrived at the station
>Huh?
>She's going the same way as me?

>I wonder where she gets off?

>Um... I'm getting off here.

>I have business at this stop too.
>Eh!?
>How long is she gonna follow me!?

>!?
>...
>Y-You want me to come in again? What business do you have so close to my house anyway?

>Um... This is my house, so... um... thanks...
>So this is Kuroki's house...

>Maybe I should invite her in to give thanks?
>No wait, she said she had business...

>Well then... bye-bye...
>Yeah. See you tomorrow.