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  1. [12:34:40] <~Giantree> SPACE: The final frontier.
  2. [12:34:44] <~Giantree> ... just kidding.
  3. [12:34:49] <~Giantree> http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=kXCR6KX3D7E
  4. [12:36:14] <~Giantree> Long our wacky heroes have traveled!  A cluster of crystals in the corner of a dusty room converges as they step away, standing instead before the ridiculously oversized gate, which is more-than-likely the ultimate goal of their journey through the 1,1Seraphic Gate.
  5. [12:36:48] <Treyl> "...I can't wait to get out of here.  Hamsters are awful to fight."
  6. [12:36:55] <Precis> "But delicious!"
  7. [12:36:59] <~Giantree> The double doors are opened slightly, as WHATEVER'S WITHIN awaits.
  8. [12:37:16] * Treyl would shed a tear. But she is robot. "I wish I could taste them..."
  9. [12:37:42] <Precis> "I don't like the furry bits so much, nyo~ but the rest is pretty good."
  10. [12:38:39] * Precis brushes off her dress and floats over to the door.
  11. [12:38:54] <~Giantree> Just coming near it makes it begin to creaaaaaaaaaaaaaak.
  12. [12:39:03] <Precis> "After I beat up the end boss, they'll have to tell me I'm the best meowkyrie ever~"
  13. [12:39:28] * Treyl straightens out her robotgirl hair, adjusts her REALLY BIG shiny scarf, and braces herself to rush through the door. "Glad to help you with that, Precis~"
  14. [12:39:30] <Ramiel> (There we go, good enough I hope http://pastebin.com/rZUUBBAk)
  15. [12:39:49] <~Giantree> (awesome, now HOP IN- I'll tell you if you did anything wrong later but I doubt you did)
  16. [12:39:51] * Valkyrie narrows her eyes at the gate as she steps forward, her armored boots making heavy noises. "Let us not delay. Onward, so we may finally claim the Tri-Emblem."
  17. [12:40:42] <Precis> "Oh, is that what we were looking for?"
  18. [12:41:02] * Valkyrie brushes her blonde hair underneath her large, feathered helmet, steeling herself and drawing Gungnir. "It is certainly something I was seeking."
  19. [12:41:04] <Treyl> "What does that do again?"
  20. [12:41:19] <Precis> "It tries to emblem, nyo~"
  21. [12:41:31] <~Giantree> (Okay yeah that's defs good rammy)
  22. [12:41:33] <MechaDolphin> (I didn't make any Limit Breaks / Killer Attacks though.  Ah well)
  23. [12:41:49] <Treyl> "Sounds pretty boring, honestly, but maybe it'll be a good friend~!"
  24. [12:41:52] <~Giantree> (You can work on them during if you want!  You MIGHT EVEN get a chance to use them.)
  25. [12:42:25] * Valkyrie pats Precis on the head and approaches the door, turning. "Is everyone ready?"
  26. [12:42:47] <Treyl> "I'm always ready, silly!"
  27. [12:42:54] <Precis> "Nya~ver more ready than nyow!"
  28. [12:43:38] * Precis LOCKS AND LOADS
  29. [12:43:55] <~Giantree> The door creaaaaaaks open, leading to a massive chamber filled with unnecessary-looking junk, not to mention the dust that filled the entire rest of the Gate thus far.  At the back is the silhouette of a slumed-over figure sitting on what may be some kind of throne, with conveniently-placed treasure chests at its side.
  30. [12:44:27] <Precis> "Shinies, nyaaa!"
  31. [12:44:34] * Treyl activates a pretty boring laser weapon in one hand, and flexes her other wrist, making sure all the joints move smoothly.
  32. [12:44:44] <~Giantree> ... And six pink protrusions, like wings, out the sides of the throne as well.
  33. [12:44:49] <Drake> (back, sorry, had to do something real quick)
  34. [12:44:55] <Treyl> "Maybe there's something for me in those chests too..."
  35. [12:45:47] <Valkyrie> "Excellent, the spoils of war... and the struggle we must endure to retrieve them. Come to me, dark warriors, battle awaits us!"
  36. [12:46:17] <~Giantree> "Something for..."  A feminine voice YAAAAAAAAAAAAWNS loudly as the throne spins around.  MOST would seek Pixiv for this, but Giant Trees use http://i.imgur.com/I7Jqt.jpg instead- only that face is more of an 'I'll kill you and rape the body' smile, if you can imagine that.
  37. [12:46:36] <~Giantree> She hops off and flutters to the ground.
  38. [12:46:52] <Drake> "So where's the bad guy?"
  39. [12:47:03] <~Giantree> 1,1Ethereal Queen: "I've been waiting, you know."
  40. [12:47:17] <Precis> "Ooooh right! To my side, my nyoble einherjar! To the bravest fighters nyo the victor's spoils!"
  41. [12:47:35] <Precis> Somewhere, beyond the confines of the battlefield, a bunch of cats pop up to watch.
  42. [12:47:40] <Precis> SPACE CATS
  43. [12:47:45] <~Giantree> yessssssss
  44. [12:48:03] <Drake> "Waiting for a beating I hope! Wouldn't want to ruin your expectations."
  45. [12:48:07] <Valkyrie> "Waiting all this time, simply to perish. How sad..."
  46. [12:48:30] <Precis> "If nyu wanted us sooner, you shouldn't have put all the midbosses in the way, meow!"
  47. [12:48:38] <~Giantree> Queenis lets her Crescent down and skips up to you all, before putting her hands at her hips.  "Well, that sounds a bit right.  I'm used to routine, but you're probably the strangest heroes I've seen here in a long time."
  48. [12:49:00] <Precis> "I'm nyot strange, I'm a valkyrie!"
  49. [12:49:05] <Precis> "So's she."
  50. [12:49:05] * Precis points.
  51. [12:49:08] <~Giantree> She shakes her head.  "Well, they insisted.  I hope you're not too battered from all that!"
  52. [12:49:31] <~Giantree> "Oh, right, the usual, the usual.  Then..."  She raises her crescent again and coughs.
  53. [12:49:41] * Valkyrie points her spear forward, then!
  54. [12:49:44] <Treyl> "Nice to meet you."
  55. [12:49:51] <Treyl> "Pardon me for a second"
  56. [12:50:02] * Treyl 's eyes suddenly go kind of hollow as her voice loses all intonation. "Overclocking system! Releasing Limiters!" She starts listing off a bunch of ports she's opening up and then goes back to normal...with a slight afterimage following her as she shifts into her normal fighting stance. "Let's do this!"
  57. [12:50:27] * Drake adjusts his equalizer.
  58. [12:50:41] <~Giantree> She sits patiently when requested, still smiling, and then proceeds.  "You may call me the Ethereal Queen- and I believe you'll find me very different from Gabriel Celeste.  Prepare thyselves!"
  59. [12:51:15] <Treyl> (-2 Destiny, -97 HP, Haste, +1 Acc/Avd, +1 Dmg step~)
  60. [12:51:34] * Drake strums his guitar then messes with his EQ some more.
  61. [12:51:37] * Valkyrie sprouts a pair of ethereal wings, which burst into sparkles that fall over everyone with no apparent purpose or reason. She does this all the time why does she even
  62. [12:51:41] <~Giantree> (Ha!  Is that all Treyl's using the preemptive round for?)
  63. [12:51:48] <Hitomi> And in a corner of the room, somewhere amongst the junk most likely, there's some...black mecha orb thing that could fit in a normal hand with a small in the middle, just lying around on the ground. "You'll find her different than Gabriel, indeed." "But don't they look they exact same?" "Nah, one glows more red. Or is it pink?" "Pink oni, Blue oni...not quite the same. Wait, we have
  64. [12:51:48] <Hitomi> guests! We get to see a show!" It's...talkative to itself, apparently. "Lovely. 'You little!' 'You little!' 'You little!'--oh, is he removing her limiters? Does that make her stronger than the Queen?" "This isn't...oh, nevermind."
  65. [12:52:07] <Precis> "Nyo right, that was the muscleguy with the golden wings."
  66. [12:52:15] <Precis> "Gabriel whatsit."
  67. [12:52:20] <Treyl> (That way I don't have to spend a slow Action on Twilight later.)
  68. [12:52:25] <~Giantree> "That form again?"  Queenie muses.
  69. [12:53:00] <Precis> "Who's the audiance, myaa?"
  70. [12:53:02] <~Giantree> "How boring.  And you talkative two!  I h-hope you don't give them any hints during out fight or anything!"  She points her funky-looking serrated Crescent at them.
  71. [12:53:15] <~Giantree> -t +r
  72. [12:53:36] <~Giantree> And then spins it, sighing.  COMBAT!
  73. [12:53:39] <Valkyrie> "Not a challenge worthy of a god, for certain. I am curious to the true abilities of the denizens of this... Seraphic Gate."
  74. [12:54:13] <Precis> how do we determine initiative?
  75. [12:54:13] <~Giantree> "I'll show you more of a challenge than you've ever imagined!"  Issy goes FIRST and glows, surrounding herself in mirrors that quickly blink out!
  76. [12:54:28] * MechaDolphin And on cue, a giant Dolphin floats into the room  "Hey, you guys left me, what's goin- "
  77. [12:54:30] <~Giantree> NOW it's all player turns, feel free to go in alphabetical order if you want
  78. [12:54:43] <Hitomi> "Oh, oh! We're being noticed! Nonki here, I'll be your commentator for--" "Cut that out. You're reminding me of someone completely different. Steve here. No hints from us, save that 'yeah, she's different than Gabriel'. Good luck!"
  79. [12:54:56] <~Giantree> OR you can just go whenever if you're really certain of what you're doing- OH and please declare FTH bonuses if you wouldn't mind, too!
  80. [12:55:08] <Precis> again, +15 fth
  81. [12:55:44] <Valkyrie> "No time for banter, porpoise, the final battle awaits!"
  82. [12:55:49] <~Giantree> And 16 from dolphin?
  83. [12:55:56] * MechaDolphin Wow, look at all the people
  84. [12:55:56] * Treyl waves at the audience, settling into her battle stance. A laser-halberd in her left hand, behind her, and her "free" hand ahead of her, in typical ninja gesture pose. She's a Realian with green hair, blue eyes, a green one-piece dress, and a SHINY blue scarf that whips around her erratically, for now seeming to blow in nonexistent wind. She also wears thigh-high white stockings.
  85. [12:56:07] * MechaDolphin Wow, look at all the people!  CONCERT TIME
  86. [12:56:08] <Precis> Anyway I guess I'll go first since I've got my turn planned out
  87. [12:56:21] <Hitomi> "You assume there isn't like 20 more rematches after this."
  88. [12:56:22] <~Giantree> Go for it!
  89. [12:56:33] <~Giantree> "That's when I'm feeling generous."
  90. [12:56:41] * Drake continues to play with the eq.
  91. [12:56:58] <MechaDolphin> From the Heart setting up, +16 to a stat, crazy terrain, all that stuff.  Don't even need a microphone!
  92. [12:57:28] * Precis turns and fires her ether laser (replica) up into the air, sparkly shimmers enveloping all her allies. Enter the Hero! Haste for everyone! Damage step up 1 for everyone!
  93. [12:58:00] <Hitomi> "Oh, we really ARE seeing a performance!" A clicking noise is heard. Is this clapping?
  94. [12:58:15] <Precis> (and that costs me 141 mp)
  95. [12:58:27] * Treyl closes her eyes and focuses as all the shadows in the room lenghten, one of them enveloping her as she...disappears? Twilight! That cost nothing, Ninjas can do that.
  96. [12:58:40] <~Giantree> (noted, jotting it down just in case anyone forgets)
  97. [12:59:13] <~Giantree> And since everyone has haste now slow actions are standard actions, standard actions can happen twice, etc etc
  98. [12:59:14] <Treyl> (+4 Avd, +4 Stealth, +4 Escape~.  Last two don't matter, though.)
  99. [12:59:23] <~Giantree> (OR DO THEY)
  100. [12:59:33] <Treyl> (DUN DUN DUUUUN)
  101. [12:59:38] <~Giantree> Brynhildr, Dolphin, Drake!
  102. [12:59:40] <Hitomi> ("I dunno, man. She's different than Gabriel.")
  103. [12:59:47] <Valkyrie> "Sap Guard!"
  104. [13:00:15] * Valkyrie throws her hand out, casting a not-spell! Opposed roll! I'm not actually sure WHAT is opposed here but I'm rolling force.
  105. [13:00:17] <Treyl> (Is there such thing as Double Haste?  I wish there was doubleHaste)
  106. [13:00:20] <~Giantree> Opposed Force for that, yes?
  107. [13:00:32] <Valkyrie> 2d6+16
  108. [13:00:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Valkyrie, 2d6+16: 21 [2d6=1,4]
  109. [13:00:33] <~Giantree> 2d6+25 good.... luck
  110. [13:00:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, good.... luck: 31 [2d6=4,2]
  111. [13:01:00] <~Giantree> She cringes a bit in midair but shakes the spell off!
  112. [13:01:07] <Valkyrie> (Eh, I'd have to crit hit and she'd have to crit fail for it to work)
  113. [13:01:18] * Valkyrie then moves in and begins stabbing away with Gungnir!
  114. [13:01:27] <Valkyrie> 2d6+17
  115. [13:01:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Valkyrie, 2d6+17: 24 [2d6=6,1]
  116. [13:01:39] <~Giantree> It hits!
  117. [13:02:25] <Valkyrie> 378 damage!
  118. [13:02:26] <Precis> (does anyone else have any buffing they need to do in the next few rounds)
  119. [13:02:54] <Treyl> (I need to do image, but that's just a standard action.  After that it's HIT 'EM HARD)
  120. [13:03:11] <~Giantree> (You're not forgetting the haste, yeah?)
  121. [13:03:23] <Hitomi> "At this rate..." "Like everyone else?" "Yeah, like everyone else. At least she doesn't stack AVD like THESE GUYS. But, you know, that only barely managed to connect at all, and when SHE starts swinging--" "Shh. Not there yet. Suspense, Steve!"
  122. [13:03:42] * Valkyrie leaps forward, stabbing at Iseria Queen several times, then leaps back to let someone else get in on the combo.
  123. [13:04:05] <~Giantree> She takes the hit, but it really DOES feel even weirder than hitting the hamsters.
  124. [13:04:19] <~Giantree> And, come on, nobody likes stabbing hamsters
  125. [13:04:22] <~Giantree> ... Or... do they?
  126. [13:04:38] <MechaDolphin> (Depends)
  127. [13:04:41] <~Giantree> Dolphin, Drake!
  128. [13:04:59] * Drake continues to work that eq
  129. [13:05:14] <~Giantree> (Oh yeah, did you apply the +1 damage step from that?  And don't forget any slow actions are standard actions now)
  130. [13:05:26] <Valkyrie> (I did)
  131. [13:05:31] <~Giantree> (alright, just checkin')
  132. [13:05:38] <MechaDolphin> Behold, I SHALL SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
  133. [13:05:44] <Hitomi> "...Wait. Doesn't everyone else already know to just equip Guts and Auto-Item Union Plume by now?" "Yeah, but that doesn't always save them for when things get crazy. Plus, she has--" "Shhhhhhhh. ...Weren't you the one that said that you wouldn't give out hints?" "Right, right."
  134. [13:05:51] <~Giantree> bisonyes.mp3
  135. [13:06:03] <MechaDolphin> 2#2d6 Song Attack as a Brawling Weapon, twice thanks to Haste
  136. [13:06:03] <DiceMaid-9001> MechaDolphin, Song Attack as a Brawling Weapon, twice thanks to Haste: 4 [2d6=3,1], 8 [2d6=5,3]
  137. [13:06:14] <~Giantree> (What's the acc on those?)
  138. [13:06:14] <MechaDolphin> +17 ACC oops
  139. [13:06:30] <~Giantree> The first misses, second hits!
  140. [13:06:55] <MechaDolphin> Powerful sonic waves cover the poor little boss.  336+8 Piercing Damage!
  141. [13:06:56] <Treyl> (...oh man this is gonna' suck for me.  I'm pretty much not hitting unless I crit)
  142. [13:07:06] <Treyl> (GOOD THING FOR DUAL WIELDING, EH?)
  143. [13:07:09] * Valkyrie IS wearing three Angel Curios, for as much as it helps
  144. [13:07:45] <~Giantree> Drake still eqing?
  145. [13:08:09] <~Giantree> And everyone else finished?  LOOKS like everyone else's finished.
  146. [13:08:10] * Drake is finally satisfied with the eq
  147. [13:08:22] <~Giantree> Alright, WHAT'S DRAKEY DOING?
  148. [13:08:25] <Drake> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5gdFGlPvKU
  149. [13:08:32] <Drake> "Alright, let's go"
  150. [13:08:34] <~Giantree> (oh you silly person)
  151. [13:08:47] <Drake> ACE OF SPADES, SMOOTH CRIMINAL, BLACK MAGIC WOMAN!
  152. [13:08:58] <~Giantree> The angelic figure is not amused... okay, she's actually a little amused WHOA IS THAT A STAND
  153. [13:09:04] <Drake> "All of you focus on that little girl!"
  154. [13:09:13] <Treyl> (How to:  Be Awesome:  Overwrite the boss' music)
  155. [13:09:31] <~Giantree> (I AIN'T EVEN MAD)
  156. [13:09:40] <Valkyrie> (As I understand it's a regular thing in ar tonelico)
  157. [13:09:50] <Precis> (only in 2)
  158. [13:10:04] <Drake> 6#128+2d6
  159. [13:10:13] <~Giantree> (Yeah, 1 just pretended that made song- you did it backwards you silly)
  160. [13:10:15] <Drake> (ok, what did I do wrong
  161. [13:10:22] <~Giantree> (do 6#2d6+128)
  162. [13:10:24] <Valkyrie> (dice go before the 128)
  163. [13:10:29] <Drake> 6#2d6+128
  164. [13:10:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Drake, 6#2d6+128: 135 [2d6=2,5], 134 [2d6=2,4], 137 [2d6=5,4], 131 [2d6=2,1], 137 [2d6=4,5], 139 [2d6=5,6]
  165. [13:10:57] <Precis> (>128)
  166. [13:10:58] <Drake> 813 damage
  167. [13:10:59] <Precis> (what)
  168. [13:11:11] <~Giantree> Let's see, those are physical though, right?  What's the ACC on them?
  169. [13:11:19] <Drake> (mndxhalf level+1 damage step)
  170. [13:11:24] <Drake> 25
  171. [13:11:30] <Treyl> (haha what)
  172. [13:11:33] <~Giantree> (^)
  173. [13:11:35] <~Giantree> (holy dick)
  174. [13:12:00] <~Giantree> (oh wow you actually did spend all those- yeah that's legal)
  175. [13:12:04] <Treyl> (I think I'm the only one who didn't stack their Acc up high, I only have like 10 Acc.  11 thanks to Overclocking)
  176. [13:12:11] <Precis> (I only have 8 :<)
  177. [13:12:17] <Treyl> (Oh.)
  178. [13:12:23] <Drake> (my base acc is actually 9, but my stands get +16)
  179. [13:12:30] <Treyl> (DON'T WORRY WE STILL AUTO-HIT ON CRITS)
  180. [13:12:37] <MechaDolphin> (Took Precision Weapon, bumps my Acc from 7 to 17)
  181. [13:12:39] <Treyl> (And my crit range is pretty good.)
  182. [13:12:49] <Precis> (unless you interpret mind over matter as letting me add half my finesse to my accuracy score with precision)
  183. [13:12:52] <Precis> (then it's 18)
  184. [13:12:55] <~Giantree> Yeah, that seems to be everyone!
  185. [13:12:55] <Precis> (up to tree)
  186. [13:12:55] <Treyl> (Precision weapon bumped by Acc from 8 to 10 :/)
  187. [13:13:10] <Treyl> (what is Force)
  188. [13:13:16] <MechaDolphin> (Gotta love 20 Force)
  189. [13:13:18] <~Giantree> (I'm... hmm, yeah, you can go ahead and do that)
  190. [13:13:19] <Hitomi> "And the first direct blow is from a dolphin! Dolphins are pretty good at brawling, huh? I think there's a Zell involved in what I'm trying to remember..." "Ooooh, the next blow is a furious combination! But the real show starts..."
  191. [13:13:29] <Precis> (sweet)
  192. [13:13:50] <~Giantree> She takes all the hits!  Well... a lot of them, before leaping back and glowing.  The whole room becomes dark.
  193. [13:14:01] <Treyl> (It already was, though!)
  194. [13:14:02] <Valkyrie> "What are you saying? I definitely hit before he did!"
  195. [13:14:07] <Hitomi> "Right about..."
  196. [13:15:03] * Precis 's eyes glow in what little light is still there, in a creepy catlike manner.
  197. [13:15:10] <~Giantree> "I invoke the power...."  Comically, her crescent turns blue and covered in icicles.  "Of the Glacial Blade!"  She rushes up to the Valkyrie.
  198. [13:15:17] <~Giantree> "Finishing Strike!"
  199. [13:15:28] <~Giantree> (hahaha I bet nobody ever used this)
  200. [13:15:40] <Valkyrie> (Dommot Grey)
  201. [13:15:48] <Precis> (grey was dumb and useless)
  202. [13:15:49] <~Giantree> 2d6+28 "Icicle Disaster!!"
  203. [13:15:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, "Icicle Disaster!!": 39 [2d6=6,5]
  204. [13:15:56] <Hitomi> "Now. They're certainly weird souls, aren't they?" "Quite."
  205. [13:16:08] <~Giantree> ... Oh dear that actually crits too
  206. [13:16:19] <Precis> oh dear
  207. [13:16:22] <Treyl> oh dear
  208. [13:16:35] <~Giantree> 671*2, carry the one... oops.
  209. [13:16:36] <Valkyrie> Oh my
  210. [13:16:38] <Treyl> GOOD THING YOU GOT THREE OF THOSE CURIOS, EH?
  211. [13:16:42] <Hitomi> "Oh me oh my what seems to be the trouble~"
  212. [13:16:49] <~Giantree> 1342 ARM damage!
  213. [13:17:02] <Hitomi> "Stop that." "Fine."
  214. [13:17:19] <~Giantree> And -6 to both ACC and AVD for the next round!
  215. [13:17:23] * Valkyrie staggers back from the attack, but her angel curios don't even activate. She stands firm, glaring at the little girl.
  216. [13:17:37] <~Giantree> (Using Third Eye?)
  217. [13:17:40] <Precis> "Nyuu okay, best friend?"
  218. [13:17:41] <Valkyrie> (Nope)
  219. [13:17:49] <Valkyrie> (It didn't do enough damage to put me out)
  220. [13:17:58] <~Giantree> (Ha, awesome- oh it's ice damage too, if that matters)
  221. [13:18:02] <Precis> (that wouldn't have even taken me down V:)
  222. [13:18:15] <~Giantree> 2d6+25 well then if you're still up!  Opposed Force versus Stop!
  223. [13:18:28] <~Giantree> Which doesn't matter since you're in range anyway!
  224. [13:18:33] <~Giantree> And someone's lastlinesing!
  225. [13:18:38] <Precis> :<
  226. [13:18:46] <Treyl> (:/)
  227. [13:18:51] <Valkyrie> 2d6+16
  228. [13:18:54] <~Giantree> Man, is this how I make acad guys feel by lastlinesing during combat-heavy sessions?
  229. [13:18:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, well then if you're still up!  Opposed Force versus Stop!: 32 [2d6=6,1]
  230. [13:18:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Valkyrie, 2d6+16: 21 [2d6=4,1]
  231. [13:18:58] <~Giantree> I'm so sorry ;~;
  232. [13:19:10] <castfromhp> (yes tree, please stop that)
  233. [13:19:14] <~Giantree> Then the Valk is stuck in place!  But she's close enough that it doesn't matter.
  234. [13:19:22] <~Giantree> her second turn
  235. [13:19:33] <Treyl> (dicks.)
  236. [13:19:49] <Hitomi> "Oooh, still standing! Not bad, not bad. Like to see you still standing after--" "Steve!" "It's not like they...whatever. Besides, it's not like she can do much more than stand right now."
  237. [13:19:50] <~Giantree> "Still breathing, I see?  No matter."  She spins her crescent and then glares a really manly glare.
  238. [13:20:06] <Precis> "Oooh, that there's just like that Gabriel guy!"
  239. [13:20:08] <Precis> "Nyaaaa~"
  240. [13:20:17] <~Giantree> To PRECIS PERISIE she floats, sliding her weapon along the ground!  "I grow tired of you!"
  241. [13:20:29] <Treyl> "Indeed."  You're not sure where her voice came from.
  242. [13:20:36] <Hitomi> "She's DIFFERENT than Gabriel. Didn't she make that clear?"
  243. [13:20:41] <~Giantree> 2d6+27 "Finishing Strike!  Final Blast!!"
  244. [13:20:42] <Valkyrie> "This trick won't hamper me long!"
  245. [13:20:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, "Finishing Strike!  Final Blast!!": 34 [2d6=6,1]
  246. [13:20:47] <Precis> shit, that hits
  247. [13:20:55] <Precis> oh wait
  248. [13:20:57] <Precis> no it doesn't
  249. [13:21:07] <~Giantree> No crit for her though!  Only 967 damage, aaaaand...
  250. [13:21:09] <~Giantree> Oh really?
  251. [13:21:11] <~Giantree> awesome then
  252. [13:21:12] <Precis> yep
  253. [13:21:19] <Treyl> (Me and you have 36 Avd right now~)
  254. [13:21:31] * Precis rolls to one side. "Plagarism will get you nyowhere~"
  255. [13:21:32] <~Giantree> (Good~)
  256. [13:21:34] <Drake> (does haste apply for counterattacks?)
  257. [13:21:45] <~Giantree> "Oh, really?  We'll have to see about that."
  258. [13:21:47] <~Giantree> Player turns!
  259. [13:21:50] <~Giantree> (I don't think so, no)
  260. [13:21:55] <Drake> (k)
  261. [13:22:14] <~Giantree> Fortunately, the FIRE WALLS along the ground just slide out of the way.
  262. [13:22:21] <Valkyrie> Am I out of range then?
  263. [13:22:26] <Hitomi> "And a graze from Precis!" "You speak like half of you people aren't plagarising right now."
  264. [13:22:38] <~Giantree> (Hmm, no, she moved back so you're still fine- you just can't get to medium range or farther if you try)
  265. [13:23:04] <~Giantree> "Really, with a name like that..."  She oops and realizes she isn't supposed to be talking to the commentators.
  266. [13:23:10] * Treyl rushes out of the shadows...three times? Regardless, all three of the Treyl's rush for the Ethereal Queen and rush her with the spear. (Image, then a normal attack. Avd is 40 now.)
  267. [13:23:34] <~Giantree> fuck yeah, go for it!
  268. [13:23:35] <Treyl> 2d6+10 Good thing I have dual Wielding rerolls.
  269. [13:23:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Treyl, Good thing I have dual Wielding rerolls.: 17 [2d6=4,3]
  270. [13:23:38] <Valkyrie> "Mystic Cross!" she flings several holy orbs from her hands at the Queen!
  271. [13:23:41] <Treyl> Rerolling the 3
  272. [13:23:44] <Treyl> 1d6
  273. [13:23:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Treyl, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
  274. [13:23:50] <Valkyrie> 2d6+17
  275. [13:23:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Valkyrie, 2d6+17: 21 [2d6=1,3]
  276. [13:23:51] <Treyl> ...miss.  Right?
  277. [13:24:01] <~Giantree> Both of those are nopes, yes.
  278. [13:24:06] <~Giantree> Ha, mystic cross having accuracy
  279. [13:24:10] * Valkyrie then downs an elixir
  280. [13:24:17] <~Giantree> Well it's like she got knocked out of the way or something, gotta hate that.
  281. [13:24:17] <Hitomi> "Hey, I didn't give me my name. And it's so overdone it doesn't count. Get shot." 
  282. [13:24:40] * Treyl returns to the shadows. All three of her.
  283. [13:24:44] <Hitomi> "...Or don't get shot." You hear a non-italic mumbling.
  284. [13:25:01] <~Giantree> "I might be able to arrange some shots," the Queen grumbles.
  285. [13:25:24] <~Giantree> Presie, FUCKIN' TALKING DOLPHIN, Dude-From-Jojo?
  286. [13:25:26] * Precis fires off a barrage of shots from her ether laser!
  287. [13:25:33] <Precis> 2#2d6+18
  288. [13:25:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Precis, 2#2d6+18: 23 [2d6=3,2], 24 [2d6=5,1]
  289. [13:25:38] <~Giantree> Both hit!
  290. [13:26:05] <Treyl> (Oh. my acc was 11, not 10.  But still)
  291. [13:26:08] <Precis> 1217 piercing damage
  292. [13:26:19] <~Giantree> That's both total or from EACH?
  293. [13:26:25] <Precis> both total
  294. [13:26:33] <Hitomi> "I could use some shots." "But...oh what's the point in arguing it anymore. Have as much as you'd like!" "Later."
  295. [13:26:33] <Precis> hahaha no not each
  296. [13:26:34] <~Giantree> Okay, that's fine.  She FEELS THE FORCE of it!
  297. [13:26:54] <Precis> "Prepare to be purified, nyaaa~"
  298. [13:27:03] <~Giantree> And reels back a bit, you wonder if you're playing SO or VP.  Or neither of those and you're actually playing a turn-based system that resembles neither of them!
  299. [13:27:07] <~Giantree> Naaaaah, COULDN'T BE.
  300. [13:27:14] <Precis> "Oh, wait! I'm totally supposed to say that first, aren't I?"
  301. [13:27:17] <Precis> "Whoops."
  302. [13:27:19] <~Giantree> Maki Ramiel?  DRAKE DOLPHIN?
  303. [13:27:26] <Precis> "Remind me next time, okay?"
  304. [13:27:29] <~Giantree> "I don't feel as purified as I could be, you'll still have your chances."
  305. [13:27:33] <~Giantree> She dusts herself off.
  306. [13:27:52] <MechaDolphin> 2#2d6+336 LISTEN TO MY EFFING SONG
  307. [13:27:52] <DiceMaid-9001> MechaDolphin, LISTEN TO MY EFFING SONG: 341 [2d6=2,3], 339 [2d6=1,2]
  308. [13:28:04] <MechaDolphin> +17, oops.  But nopes I bet
  309. [13:28:20] <~Giantree> The first... just barely doesn't hit, yeah, the second HITS A WALL.
  310. [13:28:42] <~Giantree> (Also I don't mind which order you do acc/damage in for rolls, just make sure TO include both)
  311. [13:28:48] <~Giantree> What's Drake up to?
  312. [13:28:52] <Drake> (I'm just going to combine all these k?)
  313. [13:29:07] <~Giantree> (yeah that's fine)
  314. [13:29:09] <Drake> 12d6+768 ORAORAORAORAORA
  315. [13:29:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Drake, ORAORAORAORAORA: 807 [12d6=4,1,6,5,2,5,2,2,1,4,2,5]
  316. [13:29:36] <~Giantree> If it still has +25 ACC that's actually totally viable, yeah.
  317. [13:29:42] <Drake> yep
  318. [13:29:51] <Hitomi> "--y-you didn't have to mute it! I like the song!" "I knew it'd be bad this time around, so..." "Oh, is that so? Alright, I guess."
  319. [13:30:05] <~Giantree> (Oh, but it's not piercing, it is)
  320. [13:30:08] <~Giantree> (... is it)
  321. [13:30:13] <Drake> no, the stands aren't
  322. [13:30:21] <~Giantree> OH WELL!  That can still be worked with.
  323. [13:31:10] <~Giantree> Seeeeems to be it!  She stops moving for a second and spins her Crescent again, each word filling the room.
  324. [13:31:28] <~Giantree> "If ye trust that thy eternal bonds shall be broken..."
  325. [13:32:01] <~Giantree> ".... then let my words be as a vengeful blade upon thee!"  A giant spear spins in the air, before sprouting celestial wings and aiming toward the group!
  326. [13:32:24] <Treyl> (Evade magic roll is Finesse instead of Acc, as a reminder~)
  327. [13:32:33] <Hitomi> "Oh boy, I LOVE this part." Small crunching noises can be heard. "Hope you guys are ready to eat through those guts."
  328. [13:32:41] <~Giantree> (Yeah, evade magicers CAN do that)
  329. [13:32:51] <Precis> (:Dc)
  330. [13:33:10] <~Giantree> 2d6+600 "Cosmic Spear!!"  Her finesse is +11, for reference, why did I EVEN ALLOW THAT
  331. [13:33:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, "Cosmic Spear!!"  Her finesse is +11, for reference, why did I EVEN ALLOW THAT: 606 [2d6=5,1]
  332. [13:33:26] * Treyl is unaffected.
  333. [13:33:34] <~Giantree> But for those who take it, 606 M.ARM shadow damage!
  334. [13:33:42] * Precis is unaffected.
  335. [13:33:48] * ~Giantree is unaffected... oh wait.
  336. [13:33:59] * Valkyrie takes a decent hit but not even as bad as Icicle Disaster.
  337. [13:34:01] <~Giantree> You swear you can see her sniffling for just a second.
  338. [13:34:02] <Treyl> (AW YEAH ANISE WE BE DODGING ALL THE MAGICS)
  339. [13:34:09] * MechaDolphin Ouchie
  340. [13:34:10] <castfromhp> (you can't eva magic a group spell IIRC)
  341. [13:34:11] <Precis> (we touhou now)
  342. [13:34:18] <Precis> (tree said otherwise casty)
  343. [13:34:20] <~Giantree> (You missed it castie, I houseruled that they could)
  344. [13:34:20] <Treyl> (Tree said we could.)
  345. [13:34:30] <~Giantree> (Because they're all so op)
  346. [13:34:32] <castfromhp> (:V)
  347. [13:34:37] <Treyl> (EITHER WAY
  348. [13:34:38] <~Giantree> But since that hit everyone it's her turn, PLAYER TURNS
  349. [13:34:46] <Drake> (what does shadow do again?)
  350. [13:34:46] <~Giantree> (yeah I kinda do regret it now)
  351. [13:34:50] <Drake> (also)
  352. [13:34:58] <Drake> 2d6+128 OOORRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA
  353. [13:34:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Drake, OOORRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA: 138 [2d6=5,5]
  354. [13:35:00] <Valkyrie> (double damage if you don't have protection against it or unusual species)
  355. [13:35:03] <Valkyrie> (:3c)
  356. [13:35:04] <~Giantree> (It's just if you're weak to it you take double damage, I'm houseruling "all humanoids are weak to shadow" though)
  357. [13:35:05] <Valkyrie> (Like most of us)
  358. [13:35:13] <~Giantree> (as in houseruling it out)
  359. [13:35:19] <Valkyrie> (Ohhh)
  360. [13:35:22] * Treyl while not affected herself, had her images go POOF.
  361. [13:35:24] <~Giantree> That a counterattack?
  362. [13:35:30] <Hitomi> "Ninjas...capable of putting on such a performance...if they're showy ninjas, then--" "Please don't." "Fine."
  363. [13:35:34] * Treyl is back to 36 AVD
  364. [13:35:34] <Drake> (yeah)
  365. [13:35:39] <~Giantree> (the results of this are CONSIDERING making me leave it in though)
  366. [13:35:41] <MechaDolphin> (You can't counter something like that, can you?)
  367. [13:35:52] <~Giantree> I'm pretty sure you can!  This system is really silly.
  368. [13:35:57] <Drake> (it just says any attack on me)
  369. [13:36:07] <castfromhp> (I thought it was vulnerability. like 1.5* damage, not 2)
  370. [13:36:27] <~Giantree> (Yeah, we discussed this last oneshot, you can actually counter magic)
  371. [13:36:28] <Treyl> (Nope, weaknesses are 2x in this system)
  372. [13:36:28] <Valkyrie> (The pdf is actually inconsistent)
  373. [13:36:33] <~Giantree> Anyway PLAYER TURNS!
  374. [13:36:40] <Valkyrie> (It says both vulnerable and weakness in different locations)
  375. [13:36:53] * Treyl charges Celestial Being twice!
  376. [13:36:55] <castfromhp> (dusssssssssttttttttt)
  377. [13:37:01] <Treyl> 2#2d6+11
  378. [13:37:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Treyl, 2#2d6+11: 15 [2d6=3,1], 16 [2d6=3,2]
  379. [13:37:07] <Treyl> Buh.
  380. [13:37:21] <Treyl> (*the)
  381. [13:37:27] <Valkyrie> "Hah! Hyah!" She yells as she attempts to stab EQ from within the iceshit that's got her trapped.
  382. [13:37:30] <~Giantree> She shrugs both those off with her back turned.
  383. [13:37:39] <Valkyrie> 2#2d6+17
  384. [13:37:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Valkyrie, 2#2d6+17: 26 [2d6=4,5], 23 [2d6=3,3]
  385. [13:37:45] <~Giantree> Both hit!
  386. [13:37:47] <Valkyrie> First one crits
  387. [13:37:53] <~Giantree> excellent
  388. [13:37:54] <Drake> (so am I vulnerable or not?)
  389. [13:38:00] <~Giantree> (nah, you're not)
  390. [13:38:04] <Drake> (oh good)
  391. [13:38:56] <MechaDolphin> She's not listening to my songs!   DOLPHIN MAD.
  392. [13:38:59] <Valkyrie> 1143 on the first one, 384 on the second
  393. [13:39:00] <Valkyrie> AND
  394. [13:39:10] <Valkyrie> Gungnir erupts into light and darkness!
  395. [13:39:10] <Precis> aaand
  396. [13:39:19] <Valkyrie> Spellburst Flare Star!
  397. [13:39:24] <~Giantree> WONDROUS
  398. [13:39:44] <Drake> (oh, I never added my precision bonuses :V)
  399. [13:39:56] <Valkyrie> Three hits of 672, holy shadow and fire
  400. [13:40:35] <~Giantree> SHE HERSELF isn't lucky enough to have stacked nonsense like evade magic!
  401. [13:41:14] <MechaDolphin> . . . GUESS WE'LL JUST KEEP SINGING
  402. [13:41:20] <MechaDolphin> 2#2d6+17
  403. [13:41:20] <DiceMaid-9001> MechaDolphin, 2#2d6+17: 23 [2d6=4,2], 24 [2d6=2,5]
  404. [13:41:23] <~Giantree> Ganbatte, dolphinchan!
  405. [13:41:40] <~Giantree> BOTH THOSE HIT HER TOO!  She's reeling over ALL THE MAGIC SHIT and wishing she'd stepped further away by now.
  406. [13:42:22] <Valkyrie> "Still alive...? Not surprising. But how long can you withstand the power of a goddess?" She spins her legendary spear and strikes a pose.
  407. [13:42:32] <MechaDolphin> 685 Piercing kinda wish I was as optimized as these other crazies ;_;
  408. [13:43:04] <~Giantree> "The true power of the Celestial Beings is still beyond your grasp, Valkyrie- just you wait," she smirks.
  409. [13:43:04] <Precis> 2#2d6+18 pew pew laser
  410. [13:43:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Precis, pew pew laser: 26 [2d6=3,5], 27 [2d6=6,3]
  411. [13:43:17] <~Giantree> (1,1Rammy's actually doing the second-most damage on average)
  412. [13:43:23] <~Giantree> Those both hit too
  413. [13:43:31] <Precis> 1223 piercing damage
  414. [13:43:50] <castfromhp> (piercing adds a ton of damage)
  415. [13:43:53] <Precis> (what really ;_;)
  416. [13:44:03] <~Giantree> (Yeah, piercing is fucking wonderful 1,1Precis is first)
  417. [13:44:16] <Precis> (oh okay V:)
  418. [13:44:32] <Precis> "If nyuu do not nyo me, nyuu shall be made to nyo me!"
  419. [13:44:36] <Precis> "...I DID IT AGAIN."
  420. [13:44:49] <Precis> "Brynnieeeee ;_;"
  421. [13:44:55] <~Giantree> The sakes the DOLPHINHITS and the LASERS!  "Shame?  'Tis not something to worry about."
  422. [13:45:05] * Valkyrie awkwardly pats Precis on the head while being unable to move her legs.
  423. [13:45:12] <Valkyrie> "It's alright, little one. You'll get it right some day."
  424. [13:45:16] <~Giantree> Drake still gets a turn!  Pretty sure!
  425. [13:45:23] <Hitomi> "A sudden, ominous wind..." "You think they'll be able to..." "Reach the ultimate rank? Nah."
  426. [13:45:26] <~Giantree> (god how are you so moe)
  427. [13:45:31] * Precis purrs. :Dc
  428. [13:45:48] <Treyl> There's another pat on Precis from the darkness.  From an unseen hand.
  429. [13:45:48] <Drake> "Alright, new plan"
  430. [13:46:05] <~Giantree> "Oh, it is rank, isn't it?"  She breaks character for a second to remember her lines.  "I knew it was ultimate something, I was just going to make a word up!  A-Anyway."
  431. [13:46:08] <Drake> "Let's spin those reels!"
  432. [13:46:11] <~Giantree> (YES)
  433. [13:46:18] <Treyl> (haha oh god)
  434. [13:46:23] <Precis> (fuck)
  435. [13:46:26] <~Giantree> (GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO)
  436. [13:46:33] <Drake> 3d6 Explosive Reels!
  437. [13:46:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Drake, Explosive Reels!: 11 [3d6=1,5,5]
  438. [13:46:39] <Precis> (>doubles)
  439. [13:46:41] <Drake> "Hell yeah"
  440. [13:46:43] <~Giantree> NORMAL!
  441. [13:46:46] <Precis> (O:)
  442. [13:46:47] <castfromhp> (that isn't supposed to happen on the first use of slots in a game)
  443. [13:46:59] <~Giantree> (you can use StD on the 1 if you want, I think)
  444. [13:46:59] <Treyl> (AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH)
  445. [13:47:06] <Treyl> (DO IT)
  446. [13:47:09] <Hitomi> "Sooooo..." "Yeah. Maybe they'll even last more than like 2 actions." "Neat!"
  447. [13:47:13] <Drake> o1d6
  448. [13:47:15] <Drake> whoops
  449. [13:47:17] <Drake> 1d6
  450. [13:47:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Drake, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
  451. [13:47:23] <Drake> oh well
  452. [13:47:28] <~Giantree> Oh well, still normal!
  453. [13:47:32] <Precis> "We already did, nyaa."
  454. [13:47:47] <Drake> "And now, I'll dispell my stands"
  455. [13:47:51] <~Giantree> So everone does one additional damage step for everything.
  456. [13:47:51] <Valkyrie> "She's still holding back her true power clearly."
  457. [13:48:03] <~Giantree> "I am, actually."
  458. [13:48:16] <Precis> "So am I, nyaa~"
  459. [13:48:17] <Hitomi> "Exactly. She gets it. These turns don't even count, you know!"
  460. [13:48:30] <Drake> 2#2d6+280
  461. [13:48:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Drake, 2#2d6+280: 291 [2d6=6,5], 285 [2d6=3,2]
  462. [13:48:36] <~Giantree> "Do I..."  She reaches up and spins her totally cardboard halo a few times, before shrugging and shaking her head.
  463. [13:48:46] <~Giantree> And then SHIT GETS JOJO
  464. [13:48:51] <Drake> Cheat Fate on that second roll, it's now a 6,6
  465. [13:49:06] <Drake> that's triple critical on both of those
  466. [13:49:11] <Drake> piercing
  467. [13:49:33] <Drake> 1728
  468. [13:49:35] <~Giantree> Hmm, can... yeah, that's fair, she just has to take it!  Cheat Fate is pretty good actually.
  469. [13:50:14] <~Giantree> "Hmmm.  'Tis an interesting challenge, no doubt."  Queenie nods and takes a few steps back, landing on the ground instead of hovering.
  470. [13:50:38] <~Giantree> With a deep breath, a massive silhouette of herself twice her size emerges from her back.  "Now I shall end this!"
  471. [13:50:50] <~Giantree> Was it three times?  It's pretty terrifying.
  472. [13:52:32] <~Giantree> "You first!"  ISSY'S TURN!  She rushes up to Drake and throws her weapon on the ground, punching him in the face!  Or... at the face.  "Feel the power of darkness!  Finishing strike!"
  473. [13:52:39] <~Giantree> 2d6+27 "Bloody Curse!"
  474. [13:52:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, "Bloody Curse!": 34 [2d6=2,5]
  475. [13:52:56] <Drake> reroll the 5
  476. [13:53:03] <~Giantree> 1d6 rerolling the 5
  477. [13:53:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, rerolling the 5: 6 [1d6=6]
  478. [13:53:07] <Precis> V:
  479. [13:53:07] <Drake> shit
  480. [13:53:13] <Hitomi> "That sure didn't work out."
  481. [13:53:16] <~Giantree> that doesn't make her crit, but wouldn't that be funny?
  482. [13:53:53] <Drake> what's her acc again?
  483. [13:53:58] <~Giantree> She SHORYUKENs the rocker into the air multiple times and then SHOOTS STREAMS OF BLOOD FROM THE GROUND!  668 shadow damage!
  484. [13:54:01] <~Giantree> it was +27
  485. [13:54:05] <Drake> ah
  486. [13:54:08] <~Giantree> So you need 34+ avd
  487. [13:54:13] <Drake> nope
  488. [13:54:18] <~Giantree> Still up?
  489. [13:54:23] <Drake> yeah
  490. [13:54:33] <Drake> wait
  491. [13:54:34] <Drake> uh
  492. [13:54:43] <Drake> no probably not
  493. [13:54:46] <~Giantree> (don't forget you took damage from the other thing too)
  494. [13:54:48] <Drake> yeah
  495. [13:54:51] <Drake> so
  496. [13:55:05] <~Giantree> You wanna roll your GUTS or should I?
  497. [13:55:11] <~Giantree> ... Wait, it's not ACTUALLY guts
  498. [13:55:22] <~Giantree> it's still auto-life, it's just whether it breaks or not
  499. [13:55:28] <~Giantree> 1d4 so let's say breaks on 3-4
  500. [13:55:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, so let's say breaks on 3-4: 3 [1d4=3]
  501. [13:55:29] <Treyl> (yah)
  502. [13:55:39] <Drake> k
  503. [13:55:41] <~Giantree> WELP that's the only extra life you get then!  Back to 1 HP!
  504. [13:55:48] <Precis> (guys just say the word if you need a turn or two to buff/heal)
  505. [13:55:52] <castfromhp> (use stacked deck on that? :V)
  506. [13:55:59] <Treyl> (^)
  507. [13:56:07] <~Giantree> (it IS any roll, so you can if you want)
  508. [13:56:23] <Drake> ok
  509. [13:56:26] <Drake> I have a few more
  510. [13:56:31] <~Giantree> (you can roll it then)
  511. [13:56:36] <Drake> 1d4
  512. [13:56:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Drake, 1d4: 3 [1d4=3]
  513. [13:56:41] <~Giantree> CRACK
  514. [13:56:43] <Valkyrie> (Ow)
  515. [13:56:44] <Drake> welp
  516. [13:56:56] <~Giantree> AS FOR HER SECOND TURN
  517. [13:57:16] <~Giantree> She glares at PRECIS PERISIE and glows red, everything turns black!
  518. [13:57:18] <Hitomi> "Mmmfhhmhmhm. Good luck. Pff." "She's in charge, isn't she?" "Yeah."
  519. [13:57:36] <Hitomi> "Shh. Fun part is starting."
  520. [13:57:38] <Precis> "Myow?"
  521. [13:57:40] <~Giantree> "PERISH!"
  522. [13:57:46] <~Giantree> 4EMPRESS MASSACRE
  523. [13:57:57] <Precis> (ha ha oh fuck)
  524. [13:57:59] <~Giantree> She rushes forward!
  525. [13:58:05] <~Giantree> 5#2d6+27
  526. [13:58:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, 5#2d6+27: 35 [2d6=6,2], 36 [2d6=4,5], 31 [2d6=1,3], 36 [2d6=4,5], 33 [2d6=5,1]
  527. [13:58:14] <~Giantree> Which ones of those don't hit?
  528. [13:58:19] <Precis> does defender or attacker win a tie
  529. [13:58:31] <~Giantree> Pretty sure it's 'player wins'
  530. [13:58:35] <Precis> okay
  531. [13:58:38] <Precis> none of those hit
  532. [13:58:39] <Precis> :3
  533. [13:58:42] <Valkyrie> (Ahahaha)
  534. [13:58:49] <Treyl> (PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT)
  535. [13:58:51] <~Giantree> 1d6 STACKED DECK on one of those 4s then!
  536. [13:58:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, STACKED DECK on one of those 4s then!: 4 [1d6=4]
  537. [13:58:57] <~Giantree> 1d6 again!
  538. [13:58:57] <Precis> nyaaa
  539. [13:58:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, again!: 5 [1d6=5]
  540. [13:59:01] <~Giantree> HOW ABOUT NOW?
  541. [13:59:07] <Precis> you can only use stacked deck once per roll
  542. [13:59:17] <~Giantree> She used it on a differnt one!
  543. [13:59:20] <Treyl> There were two 4s, though!
  544. [13:59:21] <Hitomi> There's 2 of those 4,5's. :V
  545. [13:59:23] <Precis> oh okay one hit then
  546. [13:59:34] <~Giantree> 1030 piercing!
  547. [13:59:56] <Precis> still up!
  548. [14:00:03] <~Giantree> She really needs to brush up on her actually hitting things, clearly.
  549. [14:00:10] <~Giantree> PLAYER TURNS
  550. [14:00:11] <Treyl> 2#2d6+11 Robotgirl temporarily reappears from the darkness again to strike at the Celestial Being, twice, before disappearing into the shadows!
  551. [14:00:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Treyl, Robotgirl temporarily reappears from the darkness again to strike at the Celestial Being, twice, before disappearing into the shadows!: 16 [2d6=4,1], 23 [2d6=6,6]
  552. [14:00:17] <~Giantree> (OH JESUS)
  553. [14:00:18] <Treyl> REROLL THAT 1
  554. [14:00:19] <Treyl> 1D6
  555. [14:00:21] <Treyl> 1d6
  556. [14:00:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Treyl, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
  557. [14:00:23] <Precis> (yess crit)
  558. [14:00:24] <Treyl> Boo.
  559. [14:00:27] <Valkyrie> "Don't forget this time!" she reminds Precis.
  560. [14:00:29] <Treyl> BUT YEAH A CRIT
  561. [14:00:33] <Precis> "Nyokay!"
  562. [14:00:34] <~Giantree> 1d6 1,1she StDs the crit
  563. [14:00:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, 1,1she StDs the crit: 1 [1d6=1]
  564. [14:00:51] <Treyl> 1d6 reroll the 1, BECAUSE DUAL WIELDING
  565. [14:00:52] <Precis> fucking std
  566. [14:00:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Treyl, reroll the 1, BECAUSE DUAL WIELDING: 5 [1d6=5]
  567. [14:00:57] <Treyl> STILL A CRIT
  568. [14:00:59] <Precis> :D
  569. [14:01:01] <~Giantree> okay that probably makes it a crit again
  570. [14:01:03] <~Giantree> WELL DONE
  571. [14:01:32] <Hitomi> "Did..." "Yeah, that happened. Maybe she should just start spinning around like a top."
  572. [14:01:47] <Drake> wdid you guys just use std a bunch on one roll?
  573. [14:02:02] <Treyl> 2112 Shadow damage.  Treyl impales her with the lance and then BLASTS HER IN THE FACE with her free hand
  574. [14:02:05] <Valkyrie> (It was one std countered by dual wielding)
  575. [14:02:07] <Treyl> Physical
  576. [14:02:08] <~Giantree> (No, that was actually dual-wielding)
  577. [14:02:14] <~Giantree> "NNF!"
  578. [14:02:22] <castfromhp> (can't stacked deck only work on allied rolls anyway? It's like PC, not fumble)
  579. [14:02:27] <~Giantree> (No, it's either)
  580. [14:02:31] <~Giantree> (I actually made sure first)
  581. [14:02:42] <Treyl> A Mark appears on her body where she was hit.  FIRE VEIL
  582. [14:02:47] <Valkyrie> (Let me know when I should bust out the ultimate attack)
  583. [14:02:49] <Treyl> And then...
  584. [14:02:50] <castfromhp> (HUH)
  585. [14:03:19] <Treyl> 198 piercing magical damage from Ravager.
  586. [14:03:34] <Treyl> (AND I'LL BBS)
  587. [14:03:35] <~Giantree> yeah, totally remembered that was piercing
  588. [14:03:40] <Precis> 2#2d6+18
  589. [14:03:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Precis, 2#2d6+18: 20 [2d6=1,1], 24 [2d6=5,1]
  590. [14:03:52] <~Giantree> 1d6 std the 5
  591. [14:03:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, std the 5: 1 [1d6=1]
  592. [14:03:56] <Precis> anyone wanna std on that crit-
  593. [14:03:57] <~Giantree> DOUBLE CRITFAIL
  594. [14:04:02] <Precis> you are a fucksquatch, sir
  595. [14:04:04] <~Giantree> ~
  596. [14:04:06] <Precis> ~
  597. [14:04:14] <~Giantree> 1,1she only has one left now, if you must be made to feel better
  598. [14:04:16] <Hitomi> "~"
  599. [14:04:21] <~Giantree> "Tilde."
  600. [14:04:27] <Precis> "Surely, nyow can feel it! Thy death is at hand!"
  601. [14:04:34] <~Giantree> Getting ninja'd in the face makes one grumpy.
  602. [14:04:37] * Precis pewpews, and misses.
  603. [14:04:44] <MechaDolphin> 2#2d6+17 WHAT GOOD'S A SINGING DOLPHIN THAT DOESN'T SING?
  604. [14:04:44] <DiceMaid-9001> MechaDolphin, WHAT GOOD'S A SINGING DOLPHIN THAT DOESN'T SING?: 26 [2d6=6,3], 21 [2d6=3,1]
  605. [14:04:48] <~Giantree> "I'm not so certain I'm able to die."  She yawns and twists around the lasers.
  606. [14:04:54] <~Giantree> First one hits!
  607. [14:05:04] <Hitomi> "I can't even tell the difference between the " and the ~ with those italics." "S-shut up!"
  608. [14:05:15] <MechaDolphin> 387 Pierce
  609. [14:05:19] <~Giantree> BOOM.
  610. [14:05:27] <Valkyrie> 2#2d6+17 Brynhildr begins to stab even faster!
  611. [14:05:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Valkyrie, Brynhildr begins to stab even faster!: 24 [2d6=4,3], 27 [2d6=6,4]
  612. [14:05:32] <Valkyrie> One crit
  613. [14:05:36] <~Giantree> Both connect AND A CRIT!
  614. [14:05:39] <~Giantree> 1d6 reroll the 6
  615. [14:05:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, reroll the 6: 1 [1d6=1]
  616. [14:05:49] <~Giantree> ... now only one hit
  617. [14:05:53] <Precis> yay all out of std
  618. [14:06:02] <~Giantree> she sure had fun blowing them all in one round
  619. [14:06:04] <Valkyrie> 427 damage then
  620. [14:06:36] <Valkyrie> "Not quite yet... Now isn't the time..."
  621. [14:06:37] <~Giantree> Let's see, Drake's back up so what's he doing?
  622. [14:06:51] <~Giantree> "I still have plenty of vitality left in me, I'll have you know."
  623. [14:07:01] <Precis> "Nyaaaaa..."
  624. [14:07:10] <Drake> "Alright, time to bet my life on the line."
  625. [14:07:16] <Drake> "It's reel time"
  626. [14:07:20] <~Giantree> (I love when this happens)
  627. [14:07:26] <Precis> (I don't)
  628. [14:07:29] <~Giantree> (~)
  629. [14:07:31] <Drake> 3d6 Valiant Reels
  630. [14:07:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Drake, Valiant Reels: 10 [3d6=1,3,6]
  631. [14:07:34] <~Giantree> B
  632. [14:07:35] <~Giantree> U
  633. [14:07:35] <~Giantree> S
  634. [14:07:36] <~Giantree> T
  635. [14:07:40] <Drake> 1d6 reroll the 1
  636. [14:07:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Drake, reroll the 1: 1 [1d6=1]
  637. [14:07:43] <Drake> fff
  638. [14:07:47] <Drake> didn't want to do this but
  639. [14:07:53] <Drake> cheat fate with my last 3 destiny
  640. [14:08:01] <~Giantree> ... Okay that's fine
  641. [14:08:14] <Drake> says I can only do 1 dice though
  642. [14:08:18] <Drake> so only normal
  643. [14:08:36] <Drake> tossing a coin to get my destiny back
  644. [14:08:40] <Precis> (wait)
  645. [14:08:42] <~Giantree> Hmm, actually
  646. [14:08:45] <~Giantree> it says 'any one die roll'
  647. [14:08:53] <~Giantree> as in, the entire roll, going by the example listed
  648. [14:08:56] <Precis> (it says you can turn a roll of 2 to 12 though so it implies yeah that)
  649. [14:09:04] <~Giantree> Yeah, you can actually make it a jackpot with that
  650. [14:09:13] <Drake> ok, it's a jackpot then
  651. [14:09:22] <~Giantree> So everybody gets ANOTHER auto-life!
  652. [14:09:24] <Drake> still calling to get my destiny back
  653. [14:09:28] <Precis> Nya :D
  654. [14:09:33] <Drake> 1d2 calling 2
  655. [14:09:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Drake, calling 2: 2 [1d2=2]
  656. [14:09:36] <Precis> :D
  657. [14:09:37] <Drake> aw yeah
  658. [14:09:37] <~Giantree> NOTHING LOST!
  659. [14:09:41] <~Giantree> AREN'T GAMBLERS COOL?
  660. [14:09:43] <Precis> what's your mind score, drake
  661. [14:10:04] <Drake> 16 I believe
  662. [14:10:22] <~Giantree> >implying that's enough to even be worth keeping track of
  663. [14:10:22] <Valkyrie> (112 hp and mp a round then)
  664. [14:10:24] <~Giantree> still need though
  665. [14:10:27] <Valkyrie> (For how many rounds)
  666. [14:10:28] <~Giantree> ... neat
  667. [14:10:37] <Drake> for the rest of the battle
  668. [14:10:56] <~Giantree> Seems to be!
  669. [14:11:04] <Valkyrie> (Okay then!)
  670. [14:11:04] <~Giantree> I think they fade if the gambler dies, too.
  671. [14:11:14] <~Giantree> BOSS TURN!
  672. [14:11:18] <~Giantree> Did I miss anyone?
  673. [14:11:19] <Drake> nope
  674. [14:11:25] <Drake> reels are an instant action
  675. [14:11:29] <~Giantree> Oh, right~
  676. [14:11:34] <~Giantree> Please continue then!
  677. [14:11:39] <~Giantree> God, it doesn't FEEL like they are
  678. [14:11:41] <~Giantree> but they are
  679. [14:11:45] <Drake> 2#2d6+280
  680. [14:11:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Drake, 2#2d6+280: 285 [2d6=4,1], 285 [2d6=3,2]
  681. [14:11:55] <Drake> nocrit
  682. [14:12:01] <~Giantree> Still like +25 acc though?
  683. [14:12:17] <Drake> nah, like 14
  684. [14:12:27] <~Giantree> ohh, herp
  685. [14:12:36] <~Giantree> Yeah, neither of those even hit then
  686. [14:12:43] <Drake> ;_;
  687. [14:13:21] <~Giantree> She sidesteps and then spins her crescent again!  "Now, who should.... well, you're the peskiest.  No hard feelings, I presume."
  688. [14:13:59] <Hitomi> Munch munch munch.
  689. [14:14:02] <~Giantree> She walks up to Precis again and brandishes her weapon!  "MYSELF, grant me power!"
  690. [14:14:22] <~Giantree> "Finishing Strike!"  She disappears and reappears at blinding speed, you know the drill
  691. [14:14:37] <~Giantree> 2d6+35 "Round Rip Saber!!"
  692. [14:14:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, "Round Rip Saber!!": 38 [2d6=2,1]
  693. [14:14:44] <Precis> that m-
  694. [14:14:46] <Precis> oh well then
  695. [14:15:03] <~Giantree> That would have missed on a 1,1 regardless, yeah
  696. [14:15:27] <~Giantree> She came prepared!  Doesn't pierce, but 663 damage aaaaand opposed roll versus STUN.
  697. [14:15:47] <Precis> down actually
  698. [14:15:49] <~Giantree> (unless you're down from that in which case angel curio activates and I DON'T think status effects stay)
  699. [14:15:59] <Precis> 1d4 c'mon lady luck
  700. [14:16:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Precis, c'mon lady luck: 1 [1d4=1]
  701. [14:16:02] <Precis> YES
  702. [14:16:08] <~Giantree> lady luck is on SOMEBODY'S side today
  703. [14:16:11] <Precis> nya
  704. [14:16:24] <~Giantree> "And as for you..."  She flies to the much-ignored dolphin and recites ANOTHER one.
  705. [14:16:33] <~Giantree> Clearly she's having too much fun with this.
  706. [14:16:41] <~Giantree> "Body and soul shall be torn asunder!"
  707. [14:17:04] <~Giantree> She flicks some icicles... at a dolphin.  That's not really a good idea, probably.  "Ougi!"
  708. [14:17:16] * Precis hovers dangerously low to the ground. ;_;
  709. [14:17:19] <~Giantree> 2d6+28 "Hyoso-Hojin!!"
  710. [14:17:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, "Hyoso-Hojin!!": 34 [2d6=5,1]
  711. [14:17:27] <~Giantree> That hit, Rammy?
  712. [14:17:27] <Valkyrie> "Preeecisss!"
  713. [14:17:37] <MechaDolphin> So she's like next to me, right?
  714. [14:17:44] <~Giantree> Yeah, you can hamedo
  715. [14:17:46] <MechaDolphin> 2d6+17 C-C-COUNTER
  716. [14:17:47] <DiceMaid-9001> MechaDolphin, C-C-COUNTER: 22 [2d6=3,2]
  717. [14:17:58] <~Giantree> ... That JUST BARELY misses her though
  718. [14:18:23] <MechaDolphin> DANG IT Of course it hits I've got almost no AVD
  719. [14:18:47] <~Giantree> Aaaaand 906 damage!
  720. [14:18:53] <~Giantree> Man, was this really that good when Suo used it?
  721. [14:19:00] <~Giantree> 2d6+25 opposed force versus SLOW
  722. [14:19:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, opposed force versus SLOW: 33 [2d6=5,3]
  723. [14:19:15] <~Giantree> Oh, and it's ice damage if you resist that or anything, by the by
  724. [14:19:24] <Precis> (it was not, suo sucks, etc)
  725. [14:19:36] <MechaDolphin> 2d6+20 Force I don't think I resist anything but down to 25 HP
  726. [14:19:37] <DiceMaid-9001> MechaDolphin, Force I don't think I resist anything but down to 25 HP: 27 [2d6=4,3]
  727. [14:19:41] <~Giantree> (yeah nobody used suo OR grey, I decided to just remake them from the ground up)
  728. [14:20:07] <~Giantree> Yeah, that's SLOWED then!  Slow overwrites haste and is a YUCKY status effect, hopefully someone can do something against that.
  729. [14:20:10] <~Giantree> Either way, player turns!
  730. [14:20:10] <MechaDolphin> (S-she has 25 force D: ?)
  731. [14:20:25] <~Giantree> (Yeah, using her 25 force was like the first thing she did- fortunately she has like ALMOST NO finesse though)
  732. [14:20:51] <~Giantree> (... WHOA I just realized she has 12 finesse, not 11, but oh well doesn't change anything)
  733. [14:20:51] <Valkyrie> (Has my Stop worn off yet?)
  734. [14:21:05] <~Giantree> It's supposed to be 4 turns... I THINK it's been that many.
  735. [14:21:08] <~Giantree> Go ahead and say it has!
  736. [14:21:18] <MechaDolphin> (Does Slow just negate Haste, or does it negate and apply?)
  737. [14:21:22] <Valkyrie> (Okay then, just making sure :3c)
  738. [14:21:26] <Precis> Precis casts Enter the Hero (another haste for everyone, +1 damage stage) and downs an Elixir!
  739. [14:21:28] <~Giantree> (I'll actually go check)
  740. [14:21:35] <~Giantree> (... I don't need to)
  741. [14:21:36] <Valkyrie> 2#2d6+17 mindless attack spam
  742. [14:21:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Valkyrie, mindless attack spam: 23 [2d6=3,3], 26 [2d6=5,4]
  743. [14:21:42] <Valkyrie> WHAT'S THAT
  744. [14:21:44] <Valkyrie> ANOTHER CRIT
  745. [14:21:46] <~Giantree> Both of those connect and she can'd do SHIT
  746. [14:21:49] <~Giantree> -d +t
  747. [14:21:52] <Valkyrie> 9-12 CRIT IS RIDIC
  748. [14:22:00] <Drake> so are we all at +3 damage steps now, or still just 2?
  749. [14:22:03] <~Giantree> WHO LETS THIS SHIT BE OKAY
  750. [14:22:06] <MechaDolphin> Either way, Self-Healing protocols enacted!  Chakra, slow action gonna take my turn
  751. [14:22:26] <~Giantree> Well, it's a standard thanks to the renewed haste, still takes your turn though yes
  752. [14:22:33] <~Giantree> Chakra is fuckin' GOOD, too
  753. [14:22:35] <Precis> you all got 2 from me, I think, and Treyl has another on herself
  754. [14:22:42] <Precis> but not on everyone
  755. [14:22:44] <Precis> what am I missing
  756. [14:22:46] <~Giantree> Oh, are you botting Treyl, by the by?
  757. [14:22:50] <Precis> yes
  758. [14:22:53] <Precis> speaking of
  759. [14:23:20] <Precis> 2#2d6+11 pew pew
  760. [14:23:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Precis, pew pew: 18 [2d6=4,3], 18 [2d6=3,4]
  761. [14:23:27] <Valkyrie> 468 on first one and 1413 arm damage on second followed by
  762. [14:23:32] <~Giantree> She doesn't even have to sidestep to not get hit by those.
  763. [14:23:42] <Valkyrie> 2d6+756 three hits of these, one holy one shadow one fire
  764. [14:23:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Valkyrie, three hits of these, one holy one shadow one fire: 762 [2d6=2,4]
  765. [14:24:07] <~Giantree> that is so GOOFICULOUS
  766. [14:24:35] <~Giantree> Still going strong though!  Or at least... going.
  767. [14:25:18] <~Giantree> Is that Drake too?
  768. [14:25:25] <Drake> alright
  769. [14:25:31] <Drake> 2#2d6
  770. [14:25:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Drake, 2#2d6: 6 [2d6=3,3], 9 [2d6=5,4]
  771. [14:25:47] <Drake> std on that second 4
  772. [14:25:48] <Hitomi> "Why not just spam Empress Massacre? ...Go through all the moves and THEN spam Empress Massacre." "I dunno, I actually like these guys!"
  773. [14:25:48] <Drake> 1d6
  774. [14:25:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Drake, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
  775. [14:25:55] <Drake> oh well
  776. [14:26:00] <~Giantree> Welp they probably both miss now!
  777. [14:26:05] <~Giantree> being gambler is suffering
  778. [14:26:10] <Drake> well
  779. [14:26:12] <~Giantree> ... or wait
  780. [14:26:17] <Drake> I'm conna cheat fate again
  781. [14:26:19] <~Giantree> What IS that anyway?
  782. [14:26:31] <Drake> one of those is a 6,6
  783. [14:26:37] <Drake> and I'm gonna limit break
  784. [14:26:39] * Valkyrie superheats the air with endless strikes and supernova explosions! This gungnir is one hell of a weapon.
  785. [14:26:47] <Drake> but first a roll to see if I get my destiny back
  786. [14:26:48] <Hitomi> Didn't you use the last of your destiny earlier? Or was that someone else?
  787. [14:26:49] <~Giantree> that's a good use
  788. [14:26:52] <Drake> 1d2 calling 1
  789. [14:26:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Drake, calling 1: 1 [1d2=1]
  790. [14:26:56] <~Giantree> No, he got it back
  791. [14:26:58] <Drake> nice
  792. [14:27:00] <~Giantree> cheat fate lets you do that
  793. [14:27:05] <~Giantree> and he GOT IT BACK AGAIN
  794. [14:27:08] <Drake> now
  795. [14:27:13] <Drake> my limit break
  796. [14:27:13] <~Giantree> But what are those, attacks?  What's the ACC on them?
  797. [14:27:23] <Hitomi> Ah, I don't remember that happening before. Fun times begin now!
  798. [14:27:33] <Drake> the first one misses
  799. [14:27:41] <~Giantree> Oh, I thought they were +17
  800. [14:27:42] <Drake> the second is a limit break so it can't miss can it?
  801. [14:27:45] <~Giantree> the first one would've hit on +17
  802. [14:27:46] <Drake> they are
  803. [14:27:48] <Drake> oh
  804. [14:27:49] <Drake> well good
  805. [14:27:57] <Drake> anyway, my limit break
  806. [14:27:58] <~Giantree> so gimme damage on that and THEN do the limit
  807. [14:28:01] <Precis> that's why you add your accuracy, you goof
  808. [14:28:03] <~Giantree> ^
  809. [14:28:36] <Drake> damge is 16x28x5 so
  810. [14:28:48] <Drake> 2240?
  811. [14:28:55] <~Giantree> Is that piercing?
  812. [14:28:57] <Drake> no wait, I have to actually roll for those don't I
  813. [14:29:05] <~Giantree> lemme go see
  814. [14:29:10] <Drake> and yes it would be
  815. [14:29:27] <~Giantree> Yeah, you roll for multi-attack
  816. [14:29:36] <~Giantree> That's what Issy did earlier and they ALMOST ALL MISSED
  817. [14:29:42] <Drake> 5#2d6
  818. [14:29:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Drake, 5#2d6: 6 [2d6=2,4], 4 [2d6=1,3], 8 [2d6=4,4], 9 [2d6=5,4], 7 [2d6=3,4]
  819. [14:29:52] <~Giantree> (For reference: it's actually attacker wins, not just 'player,' I was wrong, but just remember that from now on)
  820. [14:29:58] <~Giantree> aaaand the ACC on those?
  821. [14:30:11] <~Giantree> Still +17?
  822. [14:30:19] <Drake> yeah, should be
  823. [14:30:33] <~Giantree> Hit miss hit hit hit then
  824. [14:30:40] <~Giantree> if this was pokeymans you'd be crying
  825. [14:30:46] <Precis> aaaaadd your accuracy you goooof
  826. [14:30:50] <~Giantree> ^
  827. [14:31:01] <Drake> hmm?
  828. [14:31:08] <~Giantree> Also fluff it too because I want to see this
  829. [14:31:19] <Hitomi> Stop rolling accuracy and not adding accuracy :V
  830. [14:31:34] <Drake> k
  831. [14:31:40] <Drake> brb novel time
  832. [14:31:44] <~Giantree> She's not a construct though so it does hit just fine, maybe it hits the talking commentators in the corner too!  Who knows?
  833. [14:31:55] <~Giantree> (I'm actually using this time to get up and get a drink, much appreciated)
  834. [14:32:18] <Hitomi> "You can only keep us down for so long!" "I got your drink, Steve." "Thanks."
  835. [14:32:47] <Hitomi> (Shift those italics to the left a bit! Also getting a sandwich, woop)
  836. [14:32:56] <Precis> "Nyuu need to drink?"
  837. [14:34:46] <~Giantree> (you are a sandwich)
  838. [14:34:56] <Precis> (I am a sandwich)
  839. [14:34:58] <Treyl> (inb4 it's over already)
  840. [14:34:59] <Precis> (nya)
  841. [14:35:01] <~Giantree> (Nope!)
  842. [14:35:08] * Drake fiddles with his eq and starts up a new song.(?v=p8Xfr0kYvAE) Suddenly his speaker shield bits join together in the form of large wings and begin emitting powerful sound waves launching him into the air. After hovering in the air for a split second he fires beam after beam of sonic energy into the little girl who keeps wrecking his shit.
  843. [14:35:09] <Treyl> (Good! What'd I miss?)
  844. [14:35:16] <~Giantree> (good link)
  845. [14:35:18] <Kraken> (Andross revealed his true form)
  846. [14:35:18] <Valkyrie> (I am going to nibelung valesti this bitch before it's over)
  847. [14:35:31] <Treyl> (Did I get touched?)
  848. [14:35:33] <~Giantree> (I THINK HE JUST BEAT YOU TO IT)
  849. [14:35:41] <~Giantree> (nah, not yet, this is the end of this turn)
  850. [14:35:51] <Treyl> ('kaaaay)
  851. [14:36:40] <~Giantree> The Ethereal/Iseria Queen takes the not-nibelung-valesti in full force!  For some reason it's now apparent that she had a lifebar this whole time, which is getting dangerously low.  Still going, but that sure as fuck looked cool.
  852. [14:36:54] <~Giantree> (How much damage is that overall?)
  853. [14:37:04] <~Giantree> (16x28x4?)
  854. [14:37:08] <Drake> 1792
  855. [14:37:13] <~Giantree> (okay, thank you)
  856. [14:37:48] <Precis> (hey Valkyrieee)
  857. [14:37:49] <Hitomi> "I need to drink every day." "He needs to drink every day. Touhou thing. He came from a Satori, you know. Not the, a. Long story."
  858. [14:37:53] <Precis> (teamwork attack nya)
  859. [14:38:04] <~Giantree> STILL STANDING!  And it's her turn now!
  860. [14:38:10] <~Giantree> The massive silhouette looks kiiiiiiiiinda mad.
  861. [14:38:28] <Hitomi> "Are you spamming Empress Massacre yet?"
  862. [14:38:57] <~Giantree> (Hmmm hey Aori, what's Treyl have now?  I know the avd, but is there some ability activated?  I might be forgetting it)
  863. [14:39:42] <Treyl> (She cast Twilight the first turn, which let's her activate Sunken State.  Also, she put a Fire Veil up on the Queen)
  864. [14:39:43] <~Giantree> (Oh, it was just fire veil I was thinking of, nevermind)
  865. [14:40:01] <~Giantree> (For some reason I thought there was like an "enemies don't target you" ninja thing or something silly)
  866. [14:40:04] <~Giantree> (I BLAME FIRE EMBLEM)
  867. [14:40:33] <~Giantree> "Silence!  I'll use it when I damn well want to," she scoffs.  "You!"
  868. [14:40:33] <Treyl> (Well, Sunken State gives you invisible, is what it is.  So she's kind of unseeable, but there's nothing saying she can't be attacked)
  869. [14:41:08] <~Giantree> Queenie just swings her crescent SUPER WIDE behind her in an attempt to hit something, before trying to follow up.
  870. [14:41:23] <~Giantree> 2d6+32 "Feel my wrath!"
  871. [14:41:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, "Feel my wrath!": 38 [2d6=3,3]
  872. [14:41:37] <~Giantree> That's on Treyl... oh shit that ties doesn't it?
  873. [14:41:37] <Treyl> (Oh that hits.)
  874. [14:41:57] <Treyl> (She's at 36.  No images up unless Anise put them up for me :3)
  875. [14:42:07] <~Giantree> eeeeeek, well damage is 746...
  876. [14:42:17] <~Giantree> Oh it's 746 M.ARM
  877. [14:42:24] <~Giantree> "Finishing Strike!"
  878. [14:42:43] <~Giantree> 2d6+25 and opposed force versus STUN, "Extreme Void!!"
  879. [14:42:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, and opposed force versus STUN, "Extreme Void!!": 35 [2d6=4,6]
  880. [14:42:57] <Treyl> 2d6+4 hahahaha
  881. [14:42:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Treyl, hahahaha: 11 [2d6=3,4]
  882. [14:43:04] <~Giantree> OW
  883. [14:43:16] <Treyl> Stunned, KOed, reviving, roll for break.
  884. [14:43:27] <Valkyrie> (We have autolife from jackpot)
  885. [14:43:29] <Valkyrie> (Don't forget)
  886. [14:43:33] <~Giantree> (oh yeah you do)
  887. [14:43:33] <Treyl> (Oh okay)
  888. [14:43:40] <~Giantree> (... I SHOULDN'T allow them to stack)
  889. [14:43:43] <~Giantree> (but aw what the hell)
  890. [14:43:51] <Valkyrie> (I have three angel curios)
  891. [14:44:03] <Treyl> (So no breakage.  But 1 HP now right?)
  892. [14:44:05] <Hitomi> ("Just spam Empress Massacre then!")
  893. [14:44:22] <~Giantree> "Ahem.  Ye must desire respite from... no, never mind."
  894. [14:44:37] <~Giantree> She just goes full empress massacre at the valkyrie this time, like a jerk!
  895. [14:44:41] <Treyl> (Actually since it KOed me does the Stun actually go through?)
  896. [14:44:49] <~Giantree> (I didn't let it last time, so, nah)
  897. [14:44:51] <Valkyrie> Thiiird eye
  898. [14:45:08] <~Giantree> LEMME CHECK HOW THAT WORKS before rolling this
  899. [14:45:36] <~Giantree> 'The next,' so, it's only one of the attacks that works for
  900. [14:45:47] <Valkyrie> Oh well I'll hold it for a second then
  901. [14:45:53] <~Giantree> 5#2d6+27 and it is a multihit
  902. [14:45:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, and it is a multihit: 35 [2d6=3,5], 31 [2d6=1,3], 35 [2d6=2,6], 36 [2d6=4,5], 36 [2d6=4,5]
  903. [14:45:58] <Valkyrie> (I only need to autolife once right)
  904. [14:46:02] <~Giantree> (Yeah)
  905. [14:46:04] <Valkyrie> but yeah they all hit
  906. [14:46:05] <~Giantree> (JUST LIKE IN VEE PEE)
  907. [14:46:11] <~Giantree> Let's calculate this damage for fun
  908. [14:46:39] <~Giantree> 1028!  1024!  1028!  1029!  1029!
  909. [14:46:41] <~Giantree> ALL PIERCING!
  910. [14:46:54] <Valkyrie> "Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!"
  911. [14:46:54] <~Giantree> THAT'S MORE HP THAN IT'S EVEN POSSIBLE TO HAVE JESUS CHRIST
  912. [14:47:06] * Valkyrie is ko'd! Auto life!
  913. [14:47:17] <~Giantree> And for the record empress massacre appearance-wise is a bunch of staff swings and... oh hell I'll just go get it after if nobody's seen it
  914. [14:47:24] <Hitomi> 5138!
  915. [14:47:26] <~Giantree> can't have people DROWNING IN REFERENCES now
  916. [14:47:29] <Hitomi> That's the total, you know!
  917. [14:47:29] <Valkyrie> (Player turns?)
  918. [14:47:29] <~Giantree> Thanks, helper-bot!
  919. [14:47:31] <~Giantree> PLAYER TURNS
  920. [14:47:34] <Valkyrie> 2d6+17 I AM CURIOUS IS THIS A CRITICAL
  921. [14:47:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Valkyrie, I AM CURIOUS IS THIS A CRITICAL: 29 [2d6=6,6]
  922. [14:47:38] <Valkyrie> Yes it is
  923. [14:47:39] * ~Giantree stomps off
  924. [14:47:44] <Valkyrie> Limit Break
  925. [14:48:00] <Precis> oh shit son
  926. [14:48:13] <~Giantree> do it do it
  927. [14:48:21] * Valkyrie glows, and her armor and helmet breaks, vanishing, and leaves only a beautiful battle-maiden dress behind! Her skin glows with radiance! Asgardian Form!
  928. [14:48:32] <Valkyrie> ...wait this isn't actually an attack is it why are you doing this bryn
  929. [14:48:40] <~Giantree> BECAUSE YOU HAVE AUTO-HASTE
  930. [14:48:42] <Valkyrie> Anyway she gains Peerless and Impervious, I wasted that for fun
  931. [14:48:49] <~Giantree> er
  932. [14:48:50] <~Giantree> not auto
  933. [14:48:54] <~Giantree> ... but hasWAIT A SECOND
  934. [14:49:06] <~Giantree> If stun goes away after autolifing that would too, wouldn't it
  935. [14:49:14] <Treyl> (...hey Precis can we get another haste?)
  936. [14:49:18] <Valkyrie> These aren't status effects
  937. [14:49:19] <Valkyrie> :3c
  938. [14:49:26] <Valkyrie> lemme check upgrade real quick though
  939. [14:49:28] <~Giantree> Well I meant haste
  940. [14:49:35] <~Giantree> oh wait
  941. [14:49:38] <Precis> (can't you haste yourself :I)
  942. [14:49:39] <~Giantree> that grants ANOTHER haste doesn't it
  943. [14:49:41] <~Giantree> I'm dumb
  944. [14:50:02] <Treyl> (It costs destiny for me.)
  945. [14:50:13] <~Giantree> ... oh, no, it doesn't
  946. [14:50:27] <Valkyrie> Oh um actually could we get a haste precis ;-; I sowwy
  947. [14:50:31] <Valkyrie> I forgot
  948. [14:50:35] <Precis> okay okayyy
  949. [14:50:37] <Precis> haste etc
  950. [14:50:46] <Precis> plus another damage step etc
  951. [14:50:49] <~Giantree> Gooves.
  952. [14:50:51] <Valkyrie> Anyway I am now immune to ALL NEGATIVE STATUS EFFECTS, LIMIT BREAKS, CRITICAL HITS AND ENEMY LIMIT ABILITIES
  953. [14:50:52] <Treyl> (thanks~)
  954. [14:50:55] <Precis> pew pew etc
  955. [14:50:57] <Valkyrie> "This is the true form of a goddess!"
  956. [14:50:58] <Precis> 2d6+18
  957. [14:50:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Precis, 2d6+18: 22 [2d6=3,1]
  958. [14:51:01] <Precis> miss etc
  959. [14:51:05] <~Giantree> Barely!
  960. [14:51:11] <~Giantree> ... Barely misses, that is.
  961. [14:51:19] <Valkyrie> "Now..."
  962. [14:51:37] <Valkyrie> The entire area goes dark!
  963. [14:51:40] <Valkyrie> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ertvporcCZI
  964. [14:51:44] <Valkyrie> Purify Weird Soul
  965. [14:51:58] * Valkyrie glows with a ring of light!
  966. [14:52:02] <Valkyrie> "It shall be engraved upon your soul!"
  967. [14:52:04] <~Giantree> (beautiful)
  968. [14:52:12] <Hitomi> "You people are more weird than she is!" "Shhh."
  969. [14:52:32] * Valkyrie dashes towards Ethereal Queen and rapidly jabs her, sliding past, jabbing again, then launches her into the air!
  970. [14:52:39] <Valkyrie> "Divine Assault!"
  971. [14:52:52] <Precis> "Nya-"
  972. [14:52:53] <~Giantree> "Kyaaa!"
  973. [14:52:56] <Valkyrie> Rings of light appear around the Queen as three humongous spears impale her one after another!
  974. [14:53:02] <~Giantree> SHINK
  975. [14:53:03] <~Giantree> SHINK
  976. [14:53:05] <~Giantree> THUNK
  977. [14:53:16] * Valkyrie then leaps into the air, growing enormous wings, and her Gungnir grows equally large.
  978. [14:53:25] <Valkyrie> "Nibelung Valesti!"
  979. [14:53:40] * Valkyrie tosses the spear, which explodes in a fantastic shower of burning light!
  980. [14:53:44] <Valkyrie> Activating DRAW OUT
  981. [14:54:00] <~Giantree> This is the extra version where it explodes and then re-converges to blow up again, right?
  982. [14:54:02] <~Giantree> BETTER BE
  983. [14:54:03] <Valkyrie> Yes
  984. [14:54:06] <~Giantree> Good!
  985. [14:54:07] <Valkyrie> IT TOTALLY IS
  986. [14:54:10] <~Giantree> PERFECT!
  987. [14:54:23] <Valkyrie> 2d6
  988. [14:54:23] * Treyl now visible, watches in awe next to Precis. "Can you do that?"
  989. [14:54:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Valkyrie, 2d6: 5 [2d6=3,2]
  990. [14:54:41] <Precis> "Of course."
  991. [14:54:41] <Valkyrie> 3432 arm damage and three hits of 761!
  992. [14:54:45] <Precis> ":<"
  993. [14:54:52] <~Giantree> "Aaahg!"
  994. [14:54:56] <~Giantree> 4OVER ATTACK!
  995. [14:55:01] * Valkyrie drops down to the ground, losing her wings. "You cannot escape your fate..."
  996. [14:55:06] <Precis> (can I pws please ;_;)
  997. [14:55:13] <~Giantree> (THAT'S HOW PWS WORKS)
  998. [14:55:15] <~Giantree> (GO FOR IT)
  999. [14:55:21] <Treyl> (AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEAH)
  1000. [14:55:37] <~Giantree> (EVERYONE CAN FUCKING PWS IF THEY WANT- except Drake, he had his fun already)
  1001. [14:56:23] <~Giantree> The Queen falls to the ground, quivering!  As in, stops hovering so that her feet touch the ground, that is.  In the midst she muses to herself, "Maybe I'll differ a bit from the norm this time..."
  1002. [14:56:24] <Hitomi> "So they did it! Yes! I won!" "Mmmng. Oh well. This part is fun too."
  1003. [14:56:51] <Drake> ;w;
  1004. [14:56:55] <Precis> "Nyo mercy for the damned! Ye of detestable nyame and virtue, false apostle, nyuu art called back to the abyss!"
  1005. [14:57:03] <Precis> "Nyabelung Valesti!"
  1006. [14:57:06] <Precis> 2d6
  1007. [14:57:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Precis, 2d6: 2 [2d6=1,1]
  1008. [14:57:11] <Precis> yeah well fuck you too
  1009. [14:57:12] <~Giantree> bi
  1010. [14:57:13] <~Giantree> son
  1011. [14:57:14] <~Giantree> yes
  1012. [14:57:15] <~Giantree> .mp3
  1013. [14:57:30] <~Giantree> ... The gambler still has some StDs left probably but that's pretty hilarious
  1014. [14:57:30] <Precis> anyway that debilitates, forces a weakness to holy, and hits everything for
  1015. [14:57:42] <Drake> (No I used them all)
  1016. [14:57:53] <~Giantree> (Oh well whatever, her avd is technically 0 now anyway)
  1017. [14:57:54] <Precis> 1476 piercing damage
  1018. [14:58:02] <~Giantree> 4OVER ATTACK!!
  1019. [14:58:13] * Treyl grins. "I hope you have a contingency plan!" Her blue scarf wraps around one of her feet. "Scatter to the ends of the universe! Infinity kick!" The scarf starts making a DRILLING motion as she starts KICKING the Queen!
  1020. [14:58:35] <Treyl> 4#2d6+11 Not like it really matters, since 0 AVD
  1021. [14:58:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Treyl, Not like it really matters, since 0 AVD: 18 [2d6=5,2], 15 [2d6=3,1], 15 [2d6=1,3], 19 [2d6=2,6]
  1022. [14:58:46] <Treyl> Rerolling both the 2s~
  1023. [14:58:49] <Treyl> 2d6
  1024. [14:58:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Treyl, 2d6: 5 [2d6=2,3]
  1025. [14:58:54] <~Giantree> All of those would've missed too, how AWFUL.  Good thing, huh?
  1026. [14:58:58] <Treyl> Boo, no crits.
  1027. [14:59:00] <Treyl> ANYWAY
  1028. [14:59:04] <~Giantree> THIS IS WHY YOU PUT ACCURATE ON YOUR EQUIPMENT, KIDS
  1029. [14:59:20] <Precis> nya
  1030. [14:59:57] <~Giantree> Or was it precise?
  1031. [15:00:00] <~Giantree> One of those.
  1032. [15:00:02] <Valkyrie> precise yes
  1033. [15:00:05] <Valkyrie> Accurate is shit
  1034. [15:00:10] <~Giantree> Andway TREYL PIERCES THE HEAVENS
  1035. [15:00:18] <~Giantree> GET IT, BECAUSE SHE'S A CELES- OH NEVER MIND
  1036. [15:00:18] <Treyl> Anyway, 4 hits, Shadow, 1008 ARM damage each, Speed Break!
  1037. [15:00:41] <~Giantree> Any WACKINESS from anyone else?
  1038. [15:00:59] * MechaDolphin bursts into full concert
  1039. [15:01:26] * Treyl kicks the Queen up into the air, jumps up, kicks her HIGHER, dashes to her in midair, kicks her down, then lands into ANOTHER kick! "RIDER KICK!"
  1040. [15:01:54] <~Giantree> "Nnnf!  Nng!"
  1041. [15:01:56] * Precis claps.
  1042. [15:02:16] * Treyl bows. "Thank you!"
  1043. [15:02:35] <Treyl> (Also I DID have Precise on it.  I have 4 force so that only gave me 2 ACC, which is the same you can get from Accurate)
  1044. [15:02:50] <~Giantree> (Is the wacky dolphin DOING things or just concerting?)
  1045. [15:03:25] <Valkyrie> (Poor treyl, she's an actual viable character instead of a minmaxed horrorterror)
  1046. [15:03:28] <MechaDolphin> WHY WOULD I DO ANYTHING BUT SING
  1047. [15:03:34] <~Giantree> GOOD POINT
  1048. [15:03:36] <MechaDolphin> Dolphin Acrobatics sound cool too
  1049. [15:03:48] <MechaDolphin> So like, dancing and flipping around in the air
  1050. [15:03:58] <MechaDolphin> 2d6+32 Perform Check
  1051. [15:03:59] <DiceMaid-9001> MechaDolphin, Perform Check: 44 [2d6=6,6]
  1052. [15:04:03] <~Giantree> As everybody stops attacking and starts applauding, Queenie's shaking doubles in magnitude and MASSIVE dusts kicks up behind her!
  1053. [15:04:06] <~Giantree> (holy shit yet)
  1054. [15:04:08] <~Giantree> (... yes)
  1055. [15:04:15] <MechaDolphin> HECK YEAH, NOW THIS IS A PARTY
  1056. [15:04:17] <~Giantree> (do some chrono cross-tier shit)
  1057. [15:04:17] <Treyl> (holy shit)
  1058. [15:04:24] <~Giantree> (fluff how awesome that is while I do this)
  1059. [15:04:34] <~Giantree> "Ahem."
  1060. [15:04:42] <MechaDolphin> (I . . . I don't know how to fluff that ;_;)
  1061. [15:04:50] <~Giantree> "What do you desire, now that you've reached the ultimate goal?"
  1062. [15:04:56] <Treyl> "Taste!"
  1063. [15:04:59] <~Giantree> While shooting a 'shut up, I like it better' glare to the bots.
  1064. [15:05:17] <Treyl> "I want to taste food.  And maybe be able to smell too."
  1065. [15:05:27] <Precis> "I wanna be a Valkyrie, nyaa~"
  1066. [15:05:36] <Hitomi> "Suit yourself!" It mutters.
  1067. [15:06:09] <~Giantree> "Heh..."  She smiles at the actual answers.  "I see... but, perhaps 'tis none of my business."
  1068. [15:06:10] <Drake> "Nothing but good luck for the rest of my life."
  1069. [15:06:16] <~Giantree> Shake shake.
  1070. [15:06:25] <~Giantree> "Or perhaps... I already know."
  1071. [15:06:29] <~Giantree> BLIP
  1072. [15:06:34] <Precis> "Well, we told nyuu-"
  1073. [15:06:40] <MechaDolphin> "I WANNA BRING LOVE AND PEACE AND SONG AND AWESOMENESS TO THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE"
  1074. [15:06:43] <Precis> "...Stupid final bosses, nya."
  1075. [15:06:56] <~Giantree> The room is left empty except for the treasure chests!  Oh, and the BGM changes.  Where is it...
  1076. [15:06:59] * Precis licks the back of her hand and rubs at her ears.
  1077. [15:07:33] * Valkyrie pets Precis. :D
  1078. [15:07:54] * Treyl ties her scarf back onto her neck. It's now back to fluttering dramatically.
  1079. [15:08:03] <Drake> And then we open the chest, but all it has is a huge block of C4 with "cunts" carved into it.
  1080. [15:08:16] <Valkyrie> "A wonderful job, my einherjar!" Is she still insisting everyone is her einherjar. What does that word even mean. "Now, let's claim what's rightfully ours!"
  1081. [15:08:23] <~Giantree> By the way there is awesome sound in the background.  Not only does the BGM change not overwrite the dolhpinsong, but... it's probably like the dolphinsong changes to be some AWESOME METAL COVER of it or something.
  1082. [15:08:42] <Valkyrie> (I was envisioning Try Again from Macross 7 myself)
  1083. [15:08:53] <Treyl> "What even is an whine hairier?"
  1084. [15:08:53] <Precis> (I was thinking Holy Lonely Night)
  1085. [15:09:27] <~Giantree> (Oh, it's supposed to be http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnFjA_l3IYU but I guess it could be an amalgamation of all those!)
  1086. [15:09:28] <Valkyrie> "Now then!" she doesn't answer the question but instead heads over to one of the chests and kneels down, opening it.
  1087. [15:09:34] <Precis> "These are all my einherjar~" Precis points back at the SPACE CATS. "They serve me in battle, as is their rignt as totally awesome warriors!"
  1088. [15:09:38] <Drake> holy lonely night is actually one of the songs I considered for my limit break
  1089. [15:10:00] * Precis zoooooms over to the treasure chests in any case.
  1090. [15:10:08] <~Giantree> INSIDE THE CHEST is a familiar object with three blue triangles.  It even looks pretty pristine!
  1091. [15:10:20] <Hitomi> "That wasn't the final boss, you kind of passed that one over. ...Did you mash through Surt or Loki? ...Probably Surt, if that very Valkyrie Valkyrie is any hint. Or did you just download a sav or something?" "...I don't think this place works that way." "Well, that was a post-game boss. You people are fun, I'll see ya later maybe." "...You used that word." "Hmmhm."
  1092. [15:10:56] * Valkyrie waves at the... fuck I don't even remember what the spectators were.
  1093. [15:11:03] <Precis> (I'm just worried a certain other final boss will show up)
  1094. [15:11:08] * Valkyrie equips the TRI-EMBLEM in any case and lets everyone else gets to their loot
  1095. [15:11:09] <Precis> (or bonus boss I guess)
  1096. [15:11:26] <~Giantree> (1,1I DID consider adding freya, yeah)
  1097. [15:11:27] <Precis> "Is that nyor try emblem?"
  1098. [15:11:46] <Precis> (1,1 not freya, dima. FUCK DIMA)
  1099. [15:12:00] <~Giantree> Just by looking at it one can tell how BULLSHIT AWESOME it is!  It has AUTO-EVERYTHING, SOS-EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING-ENHANCER goddamn let's not even get started
  1100. [15:12:08] <~Giantree> (1,1It's Dirna)
  1101. [15:12:13] <Valkyrie> "It certainly is, Precis. An artifact of unimaginable power, befitting a valkyrie. And a worthy end to this gate of trials."
  1102. [15:12:28] <Treyl> "Huh.  That's pretty cool."
  1103. [15:12:33] <Hitomi> "Check the name. If it's not actually an Emblem throw it in the trash." The 'spectators' is actually just a single black mecha orb in the cover. It apparently sees through a small faint red light thing...but it's not even pointed in this direction, which is rather confusing since it hasn't moved at all in the first place.
  1104. [15:12:37] <~Giantree> Anyone checkin' the other loot?
  1105. [15:13:11] * Drake checks for loot
  1106. [15:13:16] * Treyl kicks open a chest~
  1107. [15:13:25] <MechaDolphin> Not unless there's a hovering +1000 Perform Microphone in there somewhere
  1108. [15:13:35] * Precis checks for more loot too
  1109. [15:13:36] <Precis> ~
  1110. [15:13:52] <~Giantree> Treyl goes full-on Jack Russell and opens one revealing the legendary Angel 1,1Eclair   !
  1111. [15:14:00] * MechaDolphin Flippers don't exactly work well for opening chests ;_;
  1112. [15:14:07] <~Giantree> (HEY TREE THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW IT'S PRONOUNCED YOUR HUMOR SUCKS)
  1113. [15:14:07] <Hitomi> "...On second thought, give it to me. I've always wanted a cheap souveneir. Might even be able to enchant it a little, wri--" "Steve!" "Sorry, sorry..."
  1114. [15:14:18] <MechaDolphin> TAIL-SMASH CHEST OPEN
  1115. [15:14:21] <~Giantree> There's even a recipe included!
  1116. [15:14:25] * Treyl stares.
  1117. [15:14:31] <~Giantree> AND AS FOR THE FINAL ONE
  1118. [15:14:36] * Treyl takes it
  1119. [15:14:46] <~Giantree> It's the biggest treasure chest of all!
  1120. [15:14:50] * Treyl hands it to Precis. "Tell me how it tastes." ;_;
  1121. [15:15:02] <Precis> "Nyaaa <3"
  1122. [15:15:03] <~Giantree> And as everybody opens it, it's... 1,1a coin!
  1123. [15:15:13] * Drake flips it
  1124. [15:15:13] <~Giantree> 1,1With a note attached.
  1125. [15:15:40] * Valkyrie peeeers at the note
  1126. [15:15:55] <~Giantree> It looks like a scribbly message about the values of friendship and bonds... something something.... lots of it is crossed out like the author gave up halfway through.
  1127. [15:16:12] <Treyl> "Awww~"
  1128. [15:16:14] <~Giantree> Except for at the bottom.
  1129. [15:16:17] <~Giantree> 1d2 oh
  1130. [15:16:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Giantree, oh: 2 [1d2=2]
  1131. [15:16:20] <Treyl> "...I still want to taste though."
  1132. [15:16:22] <~Giantree> Drake gets tails.
  1133. [15:16:29] <Drake> called it
  1134. [15:16:37] * Precis gets bored and decides to om om om on the eclair instead.
  1135. [15:16:54] <~Giantree> At the bottom of the note it reads, in plain text...
  1136. [15:17:01] <~Giantree> 1,1"Thanks for playing!"
  1137. [15:17:04] * Treyl does take the recipe though, she'll be sure to make this!
  1138. [15:17:14] <Treyl> "...playing WHAT?"
  1139. [15:17:20] <~Giantree> WHAT INDEED
  1140. [15:17:34] <Hitomi> "...There! Got what I came here for!" "I don't think that was the right queen, but that was fun, I guess."
  1141. [15:17:36] <Precis> "Who nyows?" Precis says, with her mouth full.
  1142. [15:17:42] <Drake> "Somehow it feels like a wall's been broken somewhere."
  1143. [15:17:45] <~Giantree> AND SO OUR WACKY HEROES SAVED... What DID they save, anyway?
  1144. [15:18:08] <Hitomi> "They saved...themselves?"
  1145. [15:18:15] <Drake> ALL OF SPACE AND TIME
  1146. [15:18:20] <~Giantree> They might've saved their game, that's what those crystals were for, you know!
  1147. [15:18:23] <~Giantree> ... Wait, what game?
  1148. [15:18:28] <Valkyrie_> "And now, back to Asgard, I suppose... Come, Precis!"
  1149. [15:18:33] <Hitomi> "Oh, is it the 5th or 4th wall? I came through number 5."
  1150. [15:18:34] <Treyl> "Maybe there's something I can install on me around here.  Maybe."
  1151. [15:18:42] <Drake> Nonono, we just recorded our memories in those crystals, remember?
  1152. [15:18:49] <~Giantree> Close enough!
  1153. [15:18:53] <Treyl> "Can I go with you guys?  I don't have anything better to do."
  1154. [15:19:11] <~Giantree> Well, in the angel eclair's chest there actually seems to be something extra...
  1155. [15:19:19] <Valkyrie_> "If you wish.."
  1156. [15:19:21] <Precis> "Nyokay~"
  1157. [15:19:34] <Precis> "Nyodin will be proud of you for getting the best Einherjar ever!"
  1158. [15:19:36] <Treyl> "Wait huh?"  Something catches her eye and she searches a bit more.
  1159. [15:19:51] * Valkyrie_ smiles and pats Precis again. :3
  1160. [15:20:06] <~Giantree> Treyl finds... some kind of device.  It doesn't look like there are any buttons or anything on it; it's just a handheld object sort of like a communicator.
  1161. [15:20:15] * Precis :3s
  1162. [15:20:30] <~Giantree> you two are moe, good thing you can't hear me telling you this
  1163. [15:20:34] <~Giantree> ... those two over there can though
  1164. [15:20:36] <~Giantree> weird
  1165. [15:20:40] * Treyl tilts her head a little...
  1166. [15:20:51] <~Giantree> It doesn't do anything.
  1167. [15:20:55] <~Giantree> ... Except beep once.
  1168. [15:20:58] <Treyl> 2d6+9 Scavenge?
  1169. [15:20:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Treyl, Scavenge?: 11 [2d6=1,1]
  1170. [15:21:03] <Treyl> (pfff)
  1171. [15:21:03] <~Giantree> hahaha
  1172. [15:21:07] <Precis> (:c)
  1173. [15:21:09] <Treyl> 2d6 nonexistent systems
  1174. [15:21:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Treyl, nonexistent systems: 5 [2d6=2,3]
  1175. [15:21:18] <~Giantree> attempts to disassemble it do nothing... but make it beep faster
  1176. [15:21:23] <~Giantree> And faster.
  1177. [15:21:27] <Precis> (uh-oh)
  1178. [15:21:27] <~Giantree> AND FASTER
  1179. [15:21:28] <Valkyrie_> "Ehh...?"
  1180. [15:21:35] <~Giantree> ANDFASTERANDFASTERANDFASTERANDFASTER
  1181. [15:21:36] <Precis> "HIT THE DECK, NYA~"
  1182. [15:21:39] <Hitomi> "Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep
  1183. [15:21:41] <Hitomi> "
  1184. [15:21:42] <Treyl> "Hey guys, any of you know what this does?"  She's about ready to throw it out a window
  1185. [15:21:44] <~Giantree> BWOOOOOOOSH
  1186. [15:21:44] * Precis hides beind Valkyrie.
  1187. [15:21:46] <Valkyrie_> "I think it's time to take our leave!"
  1188. [15:21:48] <Precis> *behind
  1189. [15:21:53] <~Giantree> .... Is the sound of a massive PORTAL OPENING
  1190. [15:22:03] <Treyl> "...huh."
  1191. [15:22:06] <~Giantree> It begins to suck you all in like a vacuum!
  1192. [15:22:15] <Valkyrie_> "Oh deaaaar-"
  1193. [15:22:20] <~Giantree> And gets BIGGER AND BIGGER- there go the talking droids already
  1194. [15:22:31] <~Giantree> Half the room's gone!  3/4ths!
  1195. [15:22:38] <Hitomi> "I guess we won't have to pay for transportation this time~~~~"
  1196. [15:22:40] <Treyl> "Ah!" She tries to grab onto something, but there's nothing to grab!
  1197. [15:22:55] <~Giantree> These rooms were really poorly designed, not even any cool-looking pillars!
  1198. [15:22:58] * Valkyrie_ grabs Precis!
  1199. [15:23:05] <Precis> "Nyaaaaa-"
  1200. [15:23:09] <~Giantree> THE WHOLE ROOM IS PULLED INTO MYSTERIOUS SPACE!
  1201. [15:23:14] * Precis grabs Brynnie!
  1202. [15:23:17] <~Giantree> WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO OUR GOOFY HEROES?
  1203. [15:23:20] * Treyl tries to grab Precis too!
  1204. [15:23:40] <Hitomi> "...So, pair them with them..." "You think so? "Yep."
  1205. [15:23:40] <~Giantree> 1,1Find out in the sequel!
  1206. [15:24:00] <~Giantree> Somewhere, there's a noise of a hologram turning off.
  1207. [15:24:55] <~Giantree> AAAAND that's actually /session!  Ha ha, you expected some SUPER TROLLY exposition, didn't you?
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