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Preface
Once upon a time in a game called Rust lived a man, a man who stole from the rich and gave to the poor (but kept most of it for himself). A man who was humble, generous, a dead-shot, humble, and drop-dead gorgeous! This man resided in his meek wooden abode that was 7 stories tall and filled to the brim with guns and ammunition, it was the home of a man who truly cared for others. But before we get too carried away with his wonders, lets go to the story shall we?

Chapter I : The Beginning
Now this story takes our hero to the land of Hangers where he mysteriously woke up after falling off his house. Our hero, knowing how to handle the situation, decided to scavange the hangers and nearby buildings for supplies. When suddenly he found a weapon! A 9mm pistol with ammo!! Now Robin ExHood does not like firearms due to the dangers but he made an exception so he could save innocent lives. Back to the story, our hero then decides to run up to the Rad Town and scout for trouble when he spots a poor man hitting trees. Now Robin ExHood, doing what he knew was best, popped a cap in that motha fucka to save him from the dangers of running shirtless in the sun! Skin cancer is a very real danger and he should've known better.

Chapter II : The Rekoning
After helping another poor noob, Robin ExHood decides to check out some abandoned buildings for trapped kittens or small children when suddenly he sees another person! This person was clearly a bad guy because he was not moving and his armor glinted in the sun like a oily fat guy, so our hero did what was best and put 2 bullets in his -mother-fucking-dome! After neutralizing the weaponry by taking all of it, he recieved a message through a carrier pigeon named "Chat Box" that said he was friendly. So Mr ExHood allowed the survivor to return and claim his gear (minus the bullets and food) and after having a quick prayer session, they parted ways. 

Chapter III : The Trading
The story resumes when Mr ExHood finds another man trapped in a shack with a signal fire. The man was clearly in need of assistance so our valiant hero decides to begin chopping down the door to get in there and rescue him! After hacking away for a solid 2 and a half minutes, Robin ExHood recieved another message from a carrier pigeon that said "What are you doing Exho" and it came from the trapped man! After multiple negiotiation attempts and a couple gunshots, our hero was forced to retreat and let the poor man die alone. He still has nightmares to this day.

Chapter IV : The Helping
Finally this story takes the brave ExHood to a noob's shack on the coast! The noob offered a silencer blueprint for some food and after making the exchange, ExHood was gone to find more victims of future crimes. ExHood checked out the nearby Rad Town and after blasting a lumberjack (trees can fall and injure people as well as splinters) he found another weapon! Previously his good natured abilities were limited to a pistol but with this Mp5, he could save even more lives. But his efforts would end here.

Chapter V : The Robbing
Our mind-blowingly sexy hero took these weapons and ran to the home of the noob he had traded with earlier not entirely convinced this man wasnt a native who would tomahawk him in the back later, he acted... He snuck up to the house like a creepy ex girlfriend with a knife, and stole everything in the house then hauled ass. After making it up a hill, ExHood had a change of heart! What if this man was only trying to get by and had a family? Our hero could not stand this thought and immediately ran back to return everything and more.

Chapter VI : The Ending
ExHood, in his typical generous state, returned the items and left the Injun with guns and ammo to defend him and his invisible family! He sent a carrier pigeon to the Injun and told him to come to the house for a suprise but was distraught when the man died to local wildlife. Our courageous idol then took on the bear singlehanldedly and also perished. 

Epilogue
Robin ExHood left behind no friends, family, or baby-mommas to mourn his death and was never buried. Rumor says that the Injun's family found the weapons and moved to a safer have to live, but were brutally murdered by two dudes with hatchets. Robin ExHood's house was left to the Man Who Cannot Laugh, Furniture, Gleeful Measurements, Fuego Verde, and a bird with one eye. Legend has it that they still roam the land chopping down trees and fuckin bitches and they are all out of trees.

The events in this story are 90% true, please get your parents permission before logging online.