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You are a muscular dragon named Dragaux. You are being stalked by a man and his ring who calls himself Ring. Today, you were working out until..."
"NO! I will not be your prey

> You do 100 pushups.


"I'm sorry, but this is my home and you're trespassing!"

The man looks at you with disgust. "What the **** are you doing here? Are you some kind of freak?"

"No".

He looks at you again

> You punch man.


"Hey, hey, hey! Don't touch me!"
He grabs your arm and starts punching you in the face. You manage to break his grip and throw him into a wall. He screams in pain as he falls down.


> You step on Ring and break him.


You grab the ring and start stepping on it. The man's scream echoes through the house. He tries to get up, but you just kick him in the head.


> You flex on the man.


You pull out your **** and start flexing on the man. He cries out in pain as you smash his skull repeatedly. His body convulses and bleeds profusely from his ears.
You walk over to the dead man and look at his bloody brain

> You talk to Ring.


You stand up and walk over to Ring. He looks at you with tears in his eyes. "Are...are you OK?"
"Yeah..".
"Well, I'm glad you came back. It was nice talking to you".
You nod and say goodbye

> You ask Ring to make you an apple smoothie.


You sit down next to Ring and ask for a smoothie. "Oh sure, why not?"

> You wait for smoothie.


You wait patiently for your smoothie. After about 5 minutes, you notice that the man has stopped bleeding. He sits up and smiles at you.
"It worked".
You smile back and nod.


> You have a planking competition with the man.


You decide to have a planking competition with the man. You take off all your clothes and jump onto the bed.
Ring walks in and sees you naked. "Wow, you really took off all your clothes".


> You say "Your sweat is so shiny and beautiful".


You jump around and shout "YEEEEEEAAAH!".
Ring laughs and says "That was pretty funny".
You both laugh and then begin planking each other.
 

> You go and drink some water.


You go to the bathroom and drink some water. "Thank you".

> You start doing yoga in the bathtub.


You start doing yoga in the bathtub. You enjoy yourself.

> You slip in the bathtub.


You slip in the bathtub and fall asleep.
 

> You wake up.


You wake up and realize that you've fallen asleep again. You quickly check your phone and see that you've missed a lot of calls.

> You look for Ring.


You look around and find Ring lying on the floor. He looks up at you and smiles. "Hi there".

> You split Ring in half.


You run towards Ring and rip his body in two. You eat one half and put the other half in a bag. You leave the bag outside and walk away.

> You talk to the remaining half of Ring.


You enter the room where you left the half of Ring and find it empty. You search the rest of the house and find nothing. You wonder if Ring ate the whole thing or something went wrong.

> You look for the man with Ring.


You search the house and find nothing. You try to call Ring, but you can't reach him. You think maybe he ran away.

> You look for a training partner.


You walk around the house and find no one else around. You try to call Ring, but you can't reach him either. You think maybe he ran away.

> You you go buy donuts.


You walk around the house and find no one else around. You go to the local donut shop and buy a dozen donuts. You feel hungry and want to eat something.

> You eat the donuts.


You eat the donuts and feel satisfied. You think you should find Ring now that you've had food.

> You look for Ring.


You walk around the house and find no one else around. You look for Ring in the backyard and find him sitting by himself. He doesn't seem to be paying any attention to anyone.

> You talk to Ring.


You approach Ring and speak to him. "Hello, are you Ring? I heard you were here".
"Yes, hello Mr. Smith".
"I need to talk to you about something important".


> You listen.


You slowly listen to what Ring has to tell you. He tells you that he has been having problems with the police lately. They're always following him and harassing him. He thinks they might even kill him.

> You tell Ring you can help him run from the police if he helps you train your body.


You agree to help Ring train his body.

> You tell Ring to grow arms and legs.


You tell Ring to grow arms and legs.

> You tell Ring to do push-ups.


You tell Ring to do push-ups.

> You you tell Ring to dab on the police.


You tell Ring to dab on the police.

> You go back in the house.


You go back into the house and ring is gone. You think maybe he ran away.

> You look for Ring and smash his face in.


You return home and find Ring's body smashed in. You think maybe he ran away.

> You do 1000 jumping jacks.


You decide to do 1000 jumping jacks. You feel really good after doing them.

> You grow muscles.


You grow muscles and become stronger than before. You think you should take this opportunity to get rid of the cops.

> You walk to the police statoin.


You walk to the police station and ask the guard for a job. The guard says yes and takes you inside. You find yourself in front of a desk. A woman behind the desk asks you some questions. She seems nice

> You challenge woman to arm wrestling competition.


You say "Hey, lady, why don't we have a contest to see who can knock out the most cops?"
> Listen

The woman looks at you confused. She says "Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Smith. We don't
 allow weapons in here".
> Kick lady in the shin

You kick the woman in the shin and she falls backwards. You think you did a good
 job. You think you should keep this up.
> Continue kicking people in the shins

You continue kicking people in the shins. You think you should start beating
 women in the head too.
> Throw dumbbells at people in the police station

You throw a bunch of dumbbells at the police officer. He catches all of them.
 You think you did a good job. You think you should keep this up.
> Throw barrels at people in the police station
Woops that action caused the model to start looping. Try a different action to
 prevent that.
> Double in size

You double in size and become as big as a grown man. You think you should beat
 the **** out of more women.
> Attack policemen

You attack the policeman with a bat. He catches all of them. You think you did
 a good job. You think you should keep this up.
> Acquire gun

You acquire a gun and shoot the policeman. He dies instantly. You think you did
 a good job. You think you should keep this up.
> Flex biceps 

You flex your bicep muscles and become very strong. You think you should continue
 this until you die.
YOU DIED. GAME OVER

Options:
0) Start a new game
1) "I'm not dead yet!" (If you didn't actually die) 
Which do you choose?