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The scene opens in a dark room, red velvet curtains are draped across the several windows in order to dim the light, 9 people are sitting in a semi-circle around the center of the room. Its a final meeting between the few remaining members of EEG, stories are being exchanged, however one in particular sparked interest in the group. This is a retelling of that story, an event experienced firsthand by the man who was formally known as "Exho". 
NDS!! teehee butt jokes

For Nagisa had found a stray hamster NAMED HORDORand decided to give it large amounts of AIDS  and pancreatic botox injections. After making it beautiful, Nagisa then sent the Hamster on a magical journey up his...
The end. An end. Your end
BUT WAIT. THERE’S MORE BOOTY DOWN THIS HALLWAY!. BILLY MAYS HERE, YOUR GONNAhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1G0q3dSwes_C5JvIob1AcGRmfd2XIetq7aalYf3R9HKc/edit LIVE MY NUTS

Toxic found himself trapped in a room full of mirrors.  He was so aroused by his own presence, he died shouhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1G0q3dSwes_C5JvIob1AcGRmfd2XIetq7aalYf3R9HKc/editting lustfully at himself.  “Stick it in me, me, stick it in...

...The end.”
And in a surprising change of events!! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G0q3dSwes_C5JvIob1AcGRmfd2XIetq7aalYf3R9HKc/editProper.Grammer9 has decided that she is finally going to have a birthday. I think. Hopefully.


The end.

FUCK YOU STOP ADDING PEOPLES ENDS HOLY FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMN IT RET
ED “black man” FUCKERS

The end.

After reading this horrid thing Exho created, Eagle then decided to.. ban Exho. But Exho had a hidden power, the power to...
Penis
The end..
UNTIL
Challenge: Eagle x Gamz Fanfiction
Play nice laddies 

Eagle walked into the room. This wasn’t just any room, this was a room decorated with very expensive gemz. So Eagle did the rational thing and stuck them in his anus. Afterwards, Eagle’s anus was very sore. So,

Woah who deleted the back to the future reference.  Needs more jigawatts
Eagle realized that he was actually Marty McFly and decided to take all those jijawatts DIRECTLY to his nipples. He is into that

How many jigawatts? 6.21?

The beginning. Of the end. And the beginning To the end of an beginning

Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked

FUCK YOU I’M A REBEL *Sunflower*

Who invited Frog Jesus?
get out frog OH NO
I love Frog Jesus <3


FROG IS HERE?
WHO LEAKED?
THIS IS MADNESS….. THIS IS SPARTA
NO BALLS
THE END
WHO DELETED MY SHIT
After wondering why he was spouting random shit in the story, Chikn decided to go to KFC and eat his family. <
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FUCK NO I DIDN’T EXHO
THE END
THE END	


BUT IT WAS NOT THE END BECAUSE M. NIGHT SHAMALAMA AND A TWIST
THE END
IGHT SHAMALAMA
THE END
Did you know that because Chikn thene= Bi GIVING OUT FUS’S PHONE NUMBER NO FUCK YOUwhat GUYS No giving out my number rd = eagle = scrub therefore Chikn = scrub
THE END
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Stop the Rains of Castamere copypasta.  There ought to be an OVER spam rule lol

No spam pls - <3 Fus Fus your number is going out  If I receive even a single text from someone I didnt give my number to, I’m changing my number lol
Damn you Æthelred the Unready


Æthelred the Unready
There oncee waaas aa heeerrrro naaaaamed Ragnnnnnar the Reeeeeeed
Who traaavelled from Helgeeeeeen to ol’ Roooooooriksteeeeeead
I forget the reeeessssssst
I always fuck heeeeeeer right in the pusssssssy
I’m a teeeeeeerrible Dovahkiinnnnnnnnn
The ennnnnnnnd
Thank you anonymous cheetah for adding songly emphasis
I am the night
 

There once was a Dohvakiin
His name was Fus
He couldn’t make poems for shit
RIP


Walder Frey needs to plan weddings better.
Walter white was a gorgeous human

that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat,
that's all the truth I know.
In a coat of gold or a coat of red,
a lion still has claws,
And mine are long and sharp, my lord,
as long and sharp as yours.
And so he spoke, and so he spoke,
that lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o'er his hall,
with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall,
and not a soul to hear.


Æthelred the Unready

Æthelred the Unready


GUESS WHAT MARTY?

Adolf hitler

Le me-me xD

I love gas parties
THIS ISN’T A FAN FICTION ANYMORE
NF


THE END
HLAP


ATHE ENDnd 
Hlap iv flan end I cunt get up

WHO DELETED THE GAME OF THRONES MEME I WAS READING IT

AND THEN CHIKN SPLOOGED ON PROPER
ANFUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSYD THEN CHIKN SPLOOGED ON PROPER
WHO IS ANONYMOUS SHEEP? WHO WROTE THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
CHRIS “MOTHFUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSYER FUCKIN” HANSEN IS IN THE HOUSE
SFUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSYOMEONE CALL THE NSA

That is hilarious, oh my god
WHO JUST WROTE THIS ^

AMD IS BEST D 
I’m
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I hope I am anon foFUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSYr my fan fiction story
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Guys actually dont DELETE things.  God.

Once upon a time in a game called Rust lived a man, a man who FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSYstole from the rich and gave to the poor (but kept most of it for himself). A man who was humble, generous, a dead-shot, humble, and drop-dead gorgeous! This man resided in his meek wooden abode that was 7 stories tall and filled to the brim with guns and ammunition, it was the home of a man who truly cared for others. But before we get too carried away with his wonders, lets go to the story shall we?

YO MARTY, WAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUP
Hahaha ethiopia isnt a country
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AF5RICA. There are no rains. Only hunger. Only sadness. Such is life

My name is wilbert and th5is is my story. Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away. Lived a space-hooker named Natasha “Ra-Queesha”

5 fe5minazi 5raped ma bIt was glorious

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derBerber checking in.

DERELICT TOWER 5EVA
THE SHREKONING

I’M POSTIN THE UPDOG
WHO THE FUCK IS DELETING THEM
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