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# Updated 09/04/2016 by SwitchViewz
# death-signs implementation is incomplete, it should always be set to false
# the others can be modified in-game

death-signs: false
death-msgs: true
brick-dropping: false
signtext:
  zombie:
    '1':
    - was eaten
    - was infected
    - got nommed on
    '2':
    - by a zombie
    - by a zombie
    - by a zombie
  skeleton:
    '1':
    - ''
    '2':
    - ''
msg:
  player:
    item:
    - wielding &i
    noitem:
    - '&e&p&3 was slain by &e&z&3'
    - '&e&p&3 was taken down by &e&z&3'
    - '&e&p&3 fell before &e&z&3'
  zombie:
    item:
    - with &i
    noitem:
    - '&e&p &3was eaten by &e&z&3'
    - '&3&e&z &3feasted on &e&p&3'
    - '&3&e&z &3nommed on &e&p&3''s brains'
    - '&e&p&3 was slain by &e&z&3'
    - "&e&p&3 accused &e&z&3 of aimbotting"
    - "&3Et tu &e&z&3? Then fall &e&p&3!"
    - "&e&z&3 was after &e&p's&3 lucky charms and got them!"
    - "&3Looks like &e&z&3 is in a casket, after &e&p&3 blew a gasket."
    - "&e&z&3 was late for their anger management class when they bumped into &e&p&3!"
  skeleton:
    item:
    - with &i
    noitem:
    - '&e&p &3was run over by &e&z&3'
    - '&e&z &3killed &e&p&3'
    - '&e&z&3 knocked over &e&p&3'
    - "&e&p&3 turned into a porcupine."
  pigzombie:
    item:
    - with &i
    noitem:
    - '&e&p &3was stabbed by &e&z&3'
    - '&e&z &3sought revenge and murdered &e&p&3'
  arrow:
    skeleton:
      item:
      - with &i
      noitem:
      - '&e&p &3was sniped by &e&z&3'
      - '&e&p &3was shot by &e&z&3'
      - '&e&z&3 shot &e&p&3'
    player:
      item:
      - with &i
      noitem:
      - '&e&z&3 arrowed &e&p &3in the knee'
      - '&e&p &3was 360-noscoped by &e&z&3'
      - '&e&p &3was shot by &e&z&3'
      - '&e&p&3 could not dodge the shots of &e&z&3'
    dispenser:
    - '&e&p &3was shot by &eHerobrine&3'
    - '&3A &eDispenser &3riddled &e&p&3 with arrows'
  fireball:
    ghast:
    - '&e&p&3 was fireballed by &e&z&3'
    blaze:
    - '&e&p&3 got fire to the face from &e&z&3'
    - "&e&p&3 you're FIRED!"
    dispenser:
    - '&e&p&3 was fireballed by &eHerobrine&3'
  potion:
    witch:
      item:
      - with &i
      noitem:
      - '&e&p&3 was turned into a newt by &e&z&3'
      - '&e&p&3 tried unsuccessfully to burn &e&z&3'
    player:
      item:
      - with &i
      noitem:
      - '&e&p&3 was turned into a newt by &e&z&3'
      - '&e&p&3 fell victim to the arcane magic of &e&z&3'
    dispenser:
    - '&3A &e&z&3 turned &e&p&3 into a newt'
  creeper:
  - '&e&p &3hugged &e&z&3'
  - '&e&z&3 exploded and knocked &e&p&3 out with it'
  - '&e&p&3 wandered too close to an exploding &e&z&3'
  - '&e&z&3 went down and took &e&p&3 with it'
  - '&e&p&3 was exploded by &e&z&3'
  - '&e&z&3 blew up &e&p&3; RIP in pieces'
  - '&e&z&3 went BOOM!  So did &e&p&3'
  - "&e&p&3 decided to redecorate the surrounding area."
  - "&e&p&3 went poof."
  - "&3Apparently, &e&p&3 is not blast proof." 
  - "&e&p&3 is starting to get really annoyed at creepers."
  - "&e&p&3 never tssssssaw it coming."
  - "&3Creeper blew &e&p's&3 mind."
  - "&e&p&3 put to much air in their tire."
  - "&e&p's&3 pet spontaneously exploded."
  spider:
  - '&e&p&3 was jumped on by &e&z&3'
  - '&e&z&3 crawled all over &e&p&3'
  slime:
  - '&e&z&3 covered &e&p&3 in lots of goo'
  - '&e&p&3 was fapped to death by &e&z&3'
  cavespider:
  - '&e&p&3 was slain again by &e&z&3'
  - '&e&p&3 was killed for the hundredth time by &e&z&3'
  - '&e&z&3 took a break from the civil war to kill &e&p&3'
  - '&e&z&3 was slain again by &e&z&3'
  wolf:
  - '&e&z&3 can''t let you do that, &e&p&3!'
  - '&e&z&3 took &e&p&3''s kibble!'
  - "&e&p&3 became a animal abuser. The wolves got payback."
  endermite:
  - '&3Tiny &e&z&3 killed the bigger &e&p&3'
  blaze:
  - '&e&p&3 was knocked out by &e&z&3'
  silverfish:
  - '&e&p&3 was slain by &e&z&3'
  magmacube:
  - '&e&p&3 was fried by &e&z&3'
  enderman:
  - '&e&p&3 was overwhelmed by &e&z&3'
  - '&e&p&3 blinked and did not survive &e&z&3'
  - "&e&p&3 won too many staring contests."
  irongolem:
  - '&e&p&3 was slain by &e&z&3'
  - '&e&p&3 was flipped by &e&z&3'
  guardian:
  - '&e&p&3 was vaporized by &e&z&3''s super laser death glare'
  - '&e&p&3 was eaten by &ean ill-tempered sea bass&3'
  rabbit:
  - '&e&p&3 met an unlucky end after running into &e&z&3'
  - '&e&z&3 showed &e&p&3 the perils of hunting wabbits'
  enderdragon:
  - '&e&p&3 was literally blown away by &e&z&3'
  - '&e&z&3 rammed the life out of &e&p&3'
  - '&e&z&3 effortlessly swatted &e&p&3 away'
  - "&e&p&3 tried to tame a dragon."
  pearl:
  - '&e&p&3 overzealously pearled into the ground'
  - '&e&p&3 is clearly pearl-happy'
  fall:
  - '&e&p &3sleepwalked off a cliff'
  - '&e&p &3is sadly not shock-proof'
  - '&e&p &3thought stairs are silly'
  - '&e&p &3fatally collided with the ground'
  - '&e&p &3went splat'
  - '&e&p&3 fell with style...then hit the ground'
  - "&e&p&3 missed the last step."
  - "&e&p&3 failed to mind the gap."
  - "&e&p&3 needs to contact Acme about their parachutes."
  - "&e&p&3 created a massive crater."
  - "&e&p&3 created a puny crater."
  - "&e&p&3 reached terminal velocity."
  - "&e&p&3 created a funky shaped crater." 
  - "&e&p&3 couldn't keep his footing."
  - "&e&p&3 is now a pancake. Yummy!"
  - "&e&p&3 threw off the emperor's grove."
  - "&3Mind the first step there, &e&p&3. It's a doozy!"
  - "&e&p&3 failed to install fly-hacks."
  - "&e&p&3 dived and missed the pool."
  - "&e&p&3 was merrily walking along, then BAM! Gravity happened."
  - "&e&p&3 doesn't bounce."
  - "&e&p&3 was crushed under the weight of his own superiority."
  crash:
  - '&e&p&3 experienced kinetic energy'
  - '&e&p&3 hit the wall'
  cactuspoke:
  - '&e&p &3hugged a cactus'
  - '&e&p &3believed in an immunity to spikes'
  - '&e&p &3took a wrong turn and poked the cactus'
  - "&e&p&3 humped a cactus to death."
  - "&e&p&3 couldn't resist the sexual urges he felt for the cactus."
  - "&e&p&3 was quenched by cactus juice."
  - "&e&p&3 walked too close to a cactus and got pricked to death."
  lava:
  - '&e&p &3became lava bones'
  - '&e&p &3really enjoys hot baths'
  - '&e&p &3was flash-fried'
  - '&e&p &3is now roasted well-done'
  - "&e&p&3 was skinny dipping in the nether."
  - "&e&p&3 turned the hot tub setting to 'Ultra-Extreme'."
  - "&e&p&3 decided to re-enact Terminator 2."
  fire:
  - '&e&p &3got Spy-checked'
  - '&e&p &3played too close to fire'
  - '&e&p&3 combusted'
  - '&e&p&3 dressed as the human torch'
  - "&e&p&3 wish they ordered it rare instead of well done."
  - "&e&p&3 walked a little to close to the campfire."
  - "&e&p&3 touched a candle."
  - "&e&p&3 now smells of smokey barbecue."
  wither:
    wither:
    - '&e&p &3decayed'
    - '&e&p&3 withered away'
    - '&e&p&3 crumbled into dust'
    - "&e&p&3 chose... poorly."
    - "&e&p&3 was hit by a gas grenade."
    explosion:
    - '&e&p&3 was blown up by &e&z&3'
    - '&e&z&3 spooked &e&p&3 to death'
    - '&e&z&3 scared the life out of &e&p&3'
    - "&e&p&3 tried to make a friend. The friend killed &e&p&3."
    kill:
    - '&e&p&3 was ended by &e&z&3'
  suffocation:
  - '&e&p &3got buried and ran out of air.  For the love of God, Montresor!'
  - "&e&p&3 made a sand put 'Home'."
  - "&e&p&3 made a gravel put 'Home'."
  - "&e&p&3 collided with a wall and the wall won."
  drowning:
  - '&e&p &3couldn''t swim up fast enough'
  - '&e&p &3ran out of pufferfish juice'
  - "&3Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Not &e&p&3!"
  - "&3Silly &e&p&3! Gills are for fish!"
  - "&e&p&3 is not a duck, nor a witch, nor made of wood."
  - "&e&p&3 couldn't find nemo."
  - "&e&p&3 didn't wait 20 minutes before swimming."
  - "&e&p&3 is not a Auqaman."
  - "&e&p&3 thought he was a fish."
  - "&e&p&3 is floating in a most peculiar way."
  - "&e&p&3 did not rise again, harder, and stronger."
  starvation:
  - '&e&p &3forgot to pack enough food for the trip'
  - '&e&p&3 should really get some melons at spawn'
  - "&e&p&3 ran out of tasty taters."
  - "&3Food?  Where &e&p&3 is going, they don't need food."
  - "&e&p&3 didn't know about second breakfast."
  - "&e&p&3 didn't eat his Wheaties this morning..."
  - "&e&p&3 thought he was too cool for food."
  - "&e&p&3 left before dinner."
  thorns:
    noitem:
    - '&e&p &3was killed trying to hurt &e&z&3'
    - '&e&p &3met an untimely demise while poking &e&z&3'
    item:
    - holding a &i
  void:
  - '&e&p &3slipped and fell into the void abyss'
  - '&e&p &3now falls perpetually'
  magic:
  - '&e&p &3was magic''d dead by &eHerobrine&3'
  - '&e&p&3 suffered a blast of arcane magic and dropped dead'
  anvil:
  - '&e&p &3was fatally compressed by &eAnvil&3'
  - '&3An &eAnvil &3turned &e&p &3into Accordion Steve'
  - "&e&p&3 fell for buzzies trap."
  - "&e&p&3 forgot that Minecraft uses gravity."
  feather:
  - '&e&p &3was tickled to death by &e&z&3 wielding &i'
  raw fish:
  - '&e&z &3scored a FISH KILL on &e&p&3 with &i'
  - "&e&p&3 was slapped to death with a herring."
  - "&e&p&3 was killed by a fookin prawn"
  - "&e&p&3 choked to death on raw fish."
  glowstone:
  - '&e&p&3 was killed by &e&z&3 with a bucket of puppies'
  potato:
  - '&3Potatoist &e&z &3killed heathen &e&p&3 with &i'
  carrot:
  - '&3Carrotist &e&z &3killed heathen &e&p&3 with &i'
  polarbear:
  - '&e&p&3 was killed by a &e&z&3 in search of Coca-Cola'
  hotfloor:
  - '&3Call Kenny Loggins, because &e&p&3 is in the DANGER ZONE!'
  default:
  - '&e&p&3 died'
  - '&e&p&3 perished under mysterious circumstances'
  - '&e&p&3 is no more'