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A couple of interesting things happened these past couple of days. I managed to land a job at the inn as housekeeping. This should bring in some steady income so I can start saving up to finally get some furniture in this cave. My boss even allowed me to wear a uniform which should come in a few days. I'm actually kind of excited for it. I didn't have much of chance to wear cute things in my life as a human. Far too embarrassing, not to mention I didn't have the legs for dresses. Not only this, but this is a great chance to learn about my fellow equine mates. My interest in others is still prominent in this world just as it was in the last.

Speaking of interest, my upstairs neighbor, Broken, has been making a but of a racket with that horn of his. I can only assume that he's been trying to control his combustion habits before he kills us all. He's a good guy, still filled with hope and belief in the good of man-pony. I wonder how long it would last. While he was out doing Luna knows what, I invited myself into his watchtower to read over his journal to find anything of use. Dude has got some insecurity issues, I could work with that.

A day later, I decided to head to the inn where everyone seems to be gathering, curious on the happenings. What I found was drunken, horny madness. Silver unable to control his natural urges called the attention of miss Drew. It seems they're going to try and "help " eachother out. Poor girl doesn't know what she's in for if she was a former male. I could only imagine what kind of new sensations she'd feel and wonder if she would freak out because of it. Heh, I remeber my first time. A mare by the name of MiddleMac seemed to take a liking to me. At first I was taken back, I haven't gotten used to this new body of mine and barely know how to use it. But I then decided that she may be of some use to me in some way. Never tried to seduce anyone before, but now is the time to try it out. She's gone into tsundere mode which is a good sign, it's only a matter of time.

I'm a little surprised I haven't succumb to my own urges. Having a horse cock at full attention in the morning is definitely something to get used to, I don't think I can handle it to well. Not to mention I'm actually beginning to find these ponies...attractive? I mean as a human they were pretty cute, and I'll admit the human porn was pretty hot but certain ponies have been picking up my attention. Unfortunately, I have yet to see a tall, dark hair, glasses wearing stallion, so I should be safe. Eventually someone will make some herbs to combat this, right?

Went on a little expedition with a group. The Greens, Dusk, (who I swear was a kid in his human life. ) Mac, Uni and Captn Tide. He's definitely the self-proclaimed-hero type who I thought would get us killed, but the guy has a good head on his shoulders. Too bad the Timber pup incident messed him up a little. Found some rubies I decided to save for myself. Supposed to be cursed I guess, but nothing has happened yet.

Really need to find that yucca plant.