shitpost

--THINKPAD--
To enhance a conversation I was having with a crush of mine on campus, I nonchalantly started pouring my water bottle into my T520 keyboard, I did it mid sentence without breaking eye contact so she'd think it was natural. Her facial expression started off shocked and then progressed to full horror. She kept helplessly pointing to the now fully submerged keyboard, I just nodded and loudly continued my sentence. Of course I knew all along my T520 was perfectly protected by the IBM bedpan technology and drainholes. I told her "If you don't water it at least once in the evenings it gets way too hot" I winked and then started typing with droplets flicking off the keys.

It goes without saying she thought about me a lot that day, and no doubt saw me as more than a classmate. After that she almost went out of her way to avoid me, even in coincidental bump-ins around town. At first I thought this was just the butterflies getting the best of her, just like the butterfly keys on my 701 Series would. But now I'm worried someone's stolen my moves and confused her. Do you think someone saw the water episode and took notes? What am I supposed to do if they've shown her a W700ds?

David Hill blocked me on Twitter and Richard Sapper is dead. I don't have anyone else to turn to and I'm running out of ideas