Name: Idiot

1. Song that always makes you sad?
Mayor of Splitsville by La Dispute

2. Last thing you bought?
Sushi from Whole Foods

3. Last person you argued with?
not entirely sure

4. Do you put Butter before putting the peanut butter on?
no no no no no

5. One of your stuffed animals' names as a kid?
Timber

6. Did you ever own at one time a Barenaked Ladies Cd?
Nope

7. Favorite day of the week?
Sunday

8. Favorite Sundae topping?
Chocolate I guess? I'm not really allowed to eat sweets tbh

9. Did you take Piano lessons?
No, but I used to be really jealous of my friends that had growing up.

10. Most frequent song played?
A Part of Me by Neck Deep

11. T.V. show you secretly enjoy?


12. Would you rather play basketball or hockey?
HOCKEY

13. Date someone older or younger?
Older, probably, but I don't really care. I think a lot of my girls my age are pretty immature.

14. One place you could travel right now?
Bed

15. Do you use umbrellas?
Nope, just a rain jacket

16. Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?
of course not

17. Favorite Cheese?
Sharp cheddar baby. i love cheddar and also pepper jack is a nice one

18. Favorite Breakfast Food?
Biscuits and Gravy, I can't help myself. If I'm ever dying in front of someone please order me a hot bowl of white gravy i'll regain myself

19. Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes?
brunettes

20. Best job you ever had?
Mr. Craig at the Boys and Girls Club

21. did you go to your high school prom?
Yep, I was voted prom king too. lol.

22. perfect time to wake up?
7a to 9a

23. perfect time to go to bed?
Between 1 and 3. Well, I guess that's not perfect, but it's when I naturally fall asleep. I never put myself to bed I just pass out at some point.

24. do you use your queen right away in chess?
Of course, if it's a viable option. She's the best unit for pressure.

25. Ever been in a car accident?
Yes, none caused by me though, thankfully.

26. closer to mom or dad...or neither?
Mom. My parents divorced when I was 4, and we grew up in with her.

27. what age is this exciting life over for you?
27

28. what decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager?
probably the 90s, honestly. I think I'd enjoy those the best.

29. Favorite shoes you have EVER owned?
My old Lacoste Boat Shoes RIP

30. Do you have an article of clothing you have had since you were in high school?
I do, a few old tshirts

31. Were you in track and field?
I was, briefly until my growth spurts hit and my knees hurt too bad to run on.

32. Were you ever in a school talent show?
Thank god no. I'd have had to play ddr or something.

33. Have you ever written in a library book?
Of course. I have doodles all across every library I've had access to

34. Allergic to?
nothing

35. Favorite fruit?
Probably Pears or Pineapple

36. Have you watched sex and the city?
Nope

37. Baseball hat or beanie?
Baseball

38. Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap?
Soap. I only wash my hair once every few months

39. Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste?
Wet that shit!

40. Pen or pencil?
Ink is the best. I love ink. Pens forever. No pen stroke is wrong.

41. Have you ever gambled at a casino?
I have, and I'm still ahead $200

42. Have you thrown up on a plane?
I have not

43. Have you thrown up in a car?
I have not

44. Have you thrown up at work?
Thankfully no!

45. Do you scream on roller coasters?
Uh I guess?

46. Who was your first prom date?
Highschool girlfriend. Same for second prom. Funny story: prom queen was a longtime crush of mine from early HS and my date got mad that we were voted in together. She asked me to drive her home early that night. LOL

47. Who was your first roommate?
Eric Guzman

48. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk for the first time?
Oh god, some kind of Vodka Ice mixed drink thing. Loaded with sugar. I think I was 18

49. What was your first job?
Arcade

50. What was your first car?
Green mini van :)

51. When did you go to your first funeral?
Early on, I'm not entirely sure. I was too young to understand. I don't like thinking about this question.

52. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?
Summer before 6th grade we moved 45 minutes west, closer to Indianapolis. So I was 12 or 13

53. Who was your first grade teacher?
Mrs Fanin. She farted a lot and had a mustache

54. Where did you go on your first airplane ride?
Hmm, likely Florida. My family is kinda based out of Florida

55. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
tbh I have no memory of ever sneaking out of my house. I was too shy to do things like that

56. Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them?
Oh god, someone named Chase? Or Jordan? I can't remember. He's in jail now so no.

57. Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent's house?
College dorm room with Eric. One of the best summers of my life

58. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?
I don't, I bottle everything up because I'm afraid of being an inconvenience to anyone but myself. I usually open up to someone I'm emotionally connected with, like a girlfriend or something, but most times I'll still hold that shit in. I'm too stubborn. and afraid of being an inconvenience or being seen in poor form. It's bad. and I'm kinda suffering right now actually but no one knows because no one reads these.

59. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen?
One of my best friends from HS, Casey. Good guy.

60. What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Think about eating, coffee, girl

61. What was the first concert you attended?
Third Eye Blind like when I was 13 lol

62. First tattoo and/or piercing?
First tattoo was this big cherokee chief on my shoulder. First piercing was my left ear that I had guaged for a while.

63. First celebrity crush?
Halle Berry or Beyonce. LOL

63. Are you afraid of falling in love?
I'm afraid of feeling hurt again

64. Was your last relationship a mistake?
Yes

65. Do you miss your last relationship?
No, I forget they even exist all the time.

66. Who did you last say "i love you" to?
Not counting my mother, I'm not sure. I haven't said that and meant it in a long time.

67. Have you ever been depressed?
:)

68. Are you insecure?
Of course, in certain aspects

69. How do you want to die?
Riding a horse through space toward the sun

70. Do you bite your nails?
Nope, never understood why people did that. I guess I pick at mine but never bite.

71. When was your last physical fight?
Like 4th or 5th grade

72. Do you have an attitude?
Not as much as I used to. I'm kind of a hothead at times but only because of myself. It's hard to be me.

73. Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
a little bit of both. "Shovel in" should be an option here because it's pasta and good g

74. Do you tan a lot?
I don't "go tanning" but my skin takes to the sun pretty well

75. Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving?
this question is stupid

76. Ever made out in a bathroom?
in a shower, i guess that counts

77. Would you take any of your exes back?
No.

78. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yes

79. What are your plans for this weekend?
Working, watching anime, downloading the new Zelda DLC and probably being sad for no reason.

80. Do you type fast?
I'm a programmer that's in my job description

81. Can you spell well?
i can't spell too good  soory, appolugize

82: What are you craving right now?
her

83. Have you ever been on a horse?
unfortunately. horses are weird as FUCK and people that are IN LOVE WITH HORSES SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED!

84. Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Already did that and it ended up with a gross breakup but ultimately better off

85. What’s irritating you right now?
constant nothing

86. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
not hurts but like i feel like i might legitimately pass out. i'm not kidding!

87. Does somebody love you?
no, i don't have a soul and suck

88. Have you ever changed clothes in a car?
multiple time yeees

89. Milk chocolate or white chocolate?
Milk Chocolate > White Chocolate, but Dark is best please

90. Do you have trust issues?
nope, unless i'm given any reason to not trust them

91. Longest relationship?
uhhhhh like 4.5 or something

92: Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
I don't care.

93. Have you ever walked outside in your PJs?
every day. if that says anything to you

94. Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
ljdjfoijaohfaohoadojafldflasdjflakd

95. Did you have dream last night?
not last night, I don't think. I had a really crazy vivid one the other night but no one cares

96. Have you ever been out of state?
well yes, yes i have.

98. Do you like Chinese food?
a little too much sometimes. like every time bad days = order wontons to go

99. Are you afraid of the dark?
I am the dark

100. Is cheating ever okay?
absolutely not!

101. What year has been your best?
uh, 2009 and 2017

102. Do you believe in true love?
truly

103. Favorite weather?
Any time the sun is out.

104. Do you like the snow?
I do. The snow brings the most peaceful nights. the next time it snows go outside aroudn 3-4am and listen to it. Favorite moment to exist in, I'll never come back inside.

105. Do you like the outside?
yes, and my inside jobs is killing me. please send help SOS

106. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
melting thinking about it

107. Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
yeah, sore jaw!

108. What makes you happy?
seeing other people happy.

109. Ever been to Alaska?
no, but I'd love to adventure through it on a big trip someday

110. Ever been to Hawaii?
i have, and i miss it so much

111. Do you watch the news?
no

112. Do you love MTV?
no

113. Do you like subway?
Honestly yes, i was there the other day

114. Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
it wouldn't be hard like or effect me in any way? no. i don't really care

115. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
if my best friend that's a girl says she likes me I don't think i'd be surprised by it?

116. Why did you decide to do this quiz?
i've been sulky all day and thought about pastebin for a moment. working hard at work didn't cheer my up, sushi didn't cheer my up, talking to kelly briefly didn't cheer me up, running 2 miles and lifting didn't cheer me up, and well here i am

117. Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them?
yeah, i've 180d out of places before. not all that often but sometimes life is better without

118. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
of course!

119. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
coworker Ashley, or ppl online if that counts.

120. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
probably Justin ~ two weeks ago

121. Ever bought condoms?
you bet

122. Ever gotten pregnant?
nope, not me

123. Have you ever slipped on ice?
Yep, and it sucks to have people see you and ask if you're okay haha

124 Have you ever missed the bus?
I don't recall that ever happening. I was a pretty responsible kiddo

125. Have you left the house without money?
only a handful of times

126. Have you ever smoked cigarettes?
well shit lets not think about this

127. Have you ever smoked a cigar?
i have

128. Did you ever drink alcohol?
like when i was 18 or 19 was my first.

129. Did you ever watch “The Breakfast Club”?
dumb question

130. Have you ever been overweight?
my grossest was like my senior year. I hit 185 because all I did was eat taco bell and starbucks with my stupid HS girlfriend. that's why I say that summer was like the best ever, because I'd dumped her before the year ended and started competing in DDR tournaments again and got active daily

131. Ever been to a wedding?
What is this survey Lmao

132. Ever been in a wedding?
you already asked this!!!!

133. Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
I used to play Runescape for like 8 hours a day in the summer growing up. Not kidding ask me anything

134. Did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight?
Yeeeeees

135. Ever kissed in the rain?
Yeeees. sorry i'm kind of a sucker

136. Did you ever shower with someone else?
gotta conserve water!

137. Did you ever fail a driver’s test?
nope i'm awesome

138. Ever been outside your home country?
I have not, nope :x

139. Ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
Oh yes. driving to Denver took 18 hours

140. Ever been to a professional sports game?
NBA BABY LOVE THEM PACERS

141. Have you ever broken a bone?
Nope, I'm invincible. I did fracture a toe one time and it's on video

142. Did you ever win a trophy in your life?
participation trophy from baseball growing up. i suck

143. Ever get engaged?
nope. was pressured from her AND HER DAD ONE TIME, CRAZY STORY to get engaged and it only pushed me away. SORRY!

144. Have you ever been on a diet?
not seriously. i'm very strict with my eating habits though, like my parents will get cake for me for my birthday and i'll not have any. my heritage is heavily diabetic too, so i've been trying to instill habits onto myself so i can postpone or just swerve getting it

145. Have you ever been on TV?
not to my knowledge

146. Ever ridden in a taxi?
actually i've never done this. or an Uber.

147. Ever been to prom?
what the F IS THIS SURVEY

148. Ever stayed up for 24 hours or more?
College was fun.

149 Have you ever been to a concert?
cool survey

150. Have you ever had a crush on someone at work?
i have. my boss at the arcade was a creeper and would hire only cute girls

151. Have you ever been in a car accident?
yes again, none caused by me though

152. Ever had braces?
i haven't. i wanted them growing up because i knew my teeth wouldn't be 100% straight, but i didn't want to put stress on my parents for money :(

153. Did you ever learn another language?
not really. took Germin in highshool but it doesn't apply to life in Indiana. I would love to be able to speak arabic though

154. Do you wear make-up?
nope

155. Did you ever have your wisdom teeth taken out?
nope, not yet at least? I doubt i'll have to, but i do have a single wisdom tooth that's fully in and none others. i'm a mutant

156. Did you ever kiss someone a different race than yourself?
strange question, but i guess not

157. Ever dyed your hair?
yes, i dyed it in like middle school so i could look like a Super Saiyan from dragon ball z but it was cheap and made my hair turn green? like it seriouslyl ooked like grass. i cried

158. Did you ever wear someone else’s clothes?
basically all of my clothes growing up were handmedowns from my brother.

159. Ever ridden in an ambulance?
nope

160. Ever ridden in a helicopter?
yes

161. Ever caught the stove on fire?
not yet! :)

162. Ever meet someone famous?
not someone "famous" like i knew of them beforehand or something

163. Ever been on an airplane?
i love flying

164. Ever been on a boat?
yes, love broats.

165. Ever broken something expensive?
eh i'm not sure. nothing that i recall immediately... oh. I spilled cranberry juice all over my macbook pro in college. I paid for the thing myself from working that summer so that was a little bit of a nightmare.

166. Did you ever kiss someone before you were 14?
Nope, my first was when I was 14 actually i believe


Wow, 166 questions what a stopping point. If you read all the way you're tight. If you fill it out DM me a link or tag me in a post or something so i can see too.

I don't feel as sad anymore. I think this distracted my dumb brain for a good amount of time, I just think I need to chill out and take it slow for a few days. Thanks for reading bye