Good Girl Gina captions

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  1. PrimaryID|OtherID|Views|Cap1|Cap2|SexObject|Oral|Anal|Period|Gratify|Availability|Policing|Media|Lifestyle|Stereotype|Quiet|Food|SlurOrOther
  2. 3qor41||7| |"Actually, you're right. I concede"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  3. 3qnb2o||120| I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. ...Party with pants?|are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  4. 3pmjfi||137|...|i wish|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  5. 3opcba||47|*Bia*|Would make you a sandwich|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  6. 3r1ff0||6607|99 CENTS IN CHANGE|GIVES YOU A DOLLAR BACK|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  7. 3pzf5n||53|a girl like this|is unrealistic|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  8. 3qv2j3||117|A guy mistakes her for your girlfriend|Doesn't correct him.|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  9. 3pkrjl||177099|About to have sex with you|unhooks her own bra|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  10. 3pkuw6||137|about to have sex with you|has sex with you|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  11. 3pl0s3||18|About to have sex with you||1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  12. 3pkvn7||14|About to have sex with you|[Full Stop]|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  13. 3pkvmv||20|About to have sex with you||1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  14. 3pkua7||182|ABOUT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.||1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  15. 3ph64e||169|Accidentally slide tackled in a casual soccer game|Don't worry about it.  That shit was clean.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  16. 3r3l0y||111|Acknowledges that you exist|Fucks the shit out of you|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  17. 3omnkc||143|Acknowledges your text asking her to pick up milk|Calls to ask if there's anything else she can get while she's there|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  18. 3q96mw||20|Acts just like Good Guy Greg|Still gets treated like crap|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  19. 3pkxu5||114|Actually has sex with you||1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  20. 3py6ca||284|after decapitation|can still hold her head up high|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  21. 3qrh5x||304|Against Abortion|Still supports your right to have one.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  22. 3q27ki||13|Agrees to make your unhealthy favorite dish|Finds a way to make it healthier and just as tasty|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  23. 3qnokd||126|Already knows the joke you're telling her from reddit|laughs anyways|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  24. 3q717f||181|Already planning to spend an entire day|Watching the Dark Knight trilogy with you when DKR is out on DVD|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  25. 3pr7kx||13|already sleeps very late|still makes cookies for all of tech|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  26. 3oo41t||544|Always cold|brings a jacket|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  27. 3qzolv||3|Always flashes truck drivers|a smile|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  28. 3opgcv||390|ANAL ?|Sure why not|1|0|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  29. 3pi5pa||26|annoying facebook girl becomes more famous than her|is not an attention whore about it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1
  30. 3pltrm||111|april 1st|"doesn't make the ""I'm Pregnant"" joke"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  31. 3pe3q4||220|Argues with you|Uses actual logic|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  32. 3qng1w||187|ASK FOR A 6 PACK|BRINGS HOME A 12 PACK|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0
  33. 3pkrn9||118|"Ask her ""What's Wrong?"""|Tells You|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  34. 3qe4ni||129|ask her what's wrong|she tells you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  35. 3phokx||8|Ask her what's wrong|actually tells you what's wrong|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  36. 3pkpg7||98618|Ask her where she wants to go to dinner|gives you a definite answer|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  37. 3pksat||20|Ask her where she wants to go to dinner|She Has already made reservations at a steakhouse|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  38. 3q8pm9||11|Ask what you would like for dinner|actually says okay|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  39. 3p3r6d||16|Asked her what was wrong|I'm just PMSing. I'm sorry|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  40. 3pn5tk||628|Asked how many people she's bringing to party|specifies their gender|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  41. 3qof36||12|Asked where she wants to go on a date|Answers|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  42. 3qn14r|3qn18o 3qn9jf|108|"asks ""what do you want to eat tonight"""|really wants your output|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  43. 3ou3af||65|"Asks Bf if she can give him head, then promptly"|asks him if she can buy him a PAX ticket|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  44. 3ovmya||224|Asks for you to bring her forgotten item from home to her work|repays you with a blowjob during work hours|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  45. 3p26ra||81|Asks for your #|"Because she's interested in you, and knows you're shy"|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  46. 3p26sh||39|asks for your notes|so you can study together and learn from each other|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  47. 3q70pd||13|asks girl to delete status|dosnt want other people getting hurt|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  48. 3q2bev||150|Asks her what she wants to eat|Actually tells you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  49. 3q81ld||12|Asks you to go to a party with her|Feels safer around another woman|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  50. 3qplk7||23|Asks You to smoke|Actually brings her own weed|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  51. 3q2mu0||152|Asks you to stop watching internet porn|Gives you hot pictures and videos of herself to use instead|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  52. 3pgdi2||141|Asks you what you want for graduation|gives you bj|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  53. 3qomew|3qombb|12|asks you what you're doing|doesn't ask again|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  54. 3qrymn||165|Asks your opinion on shoes|tells you which pair she prefers so you can agree|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  55. 3pdq3k||2081|Attends Bachelorette party|doesn't post pictures of party guests holding phallic-shaped party favors onto facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  56. 3qqhlv||61|Aww you have blue balls?|Let me take care of that for you so you don't suffer|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  57. 3pdnr1||66|Baked cupcakes for everyone.|It's *her* birthday.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  58. 3pg6u0||29|Bakes you a cake|It's not goatse|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  59. 3pklbd||26561|Bartends until 4am|learns to do her before-bed routine in the dark so she doesn't wake you up|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  60. 3p2j56||74|beats you at croquet|doesn't bring it up again and again... and again|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  61. 3q14fq|3q14ey|1663|Beats you at Soul Calibur 4|Doesn't rub it in your face|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  62. 3pltb0|3pltao|42|Becomes a meme|Doesn't complain about all the guys making blow job jokes|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  63. 3qe2pk|3qe2rj|46|been friends with for years|never lets you know about her period|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  64. 3oxt6l||117|best friend trips while entering party|pretends to fall with her|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  65. 3pktsm||77|best friends for 3 years  and finally realizes  how right you are for her|doesnt keep you in the friend zone|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  66. 3pp052|3pp04e|30|best friends for years|goes out with you|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  67. 3q1f98||372|best sex ever|emotionally stable with a loving and supportive family|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  68. 3oxt1e||16|bestfriend trips while entering party|pretends to trip too|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  69. 3qt2qa||524|Birthday was yesterday|Gives you sex again anyways|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  70. 3puhg9||11|bored|Sends naked pictures to boyfriend|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  71. 3prnor||28|Borrows $10|pays back $20|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  72. 3pgrew||100|borrows phone|doesnt go through messages or take millions of selfies|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  73. 3oxjrg||65|borrows your pencil|returns it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  74. 3ox8en||39|borrows your toilet|Leaves the toilet seat up!|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  75. 3p2y5q||27|borrows your truck to help friend move to new apartment|fills your gas tank|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  76. 3pafdu||119|Borrows your work to copy answers|Only copies the ones she couldn't get herself|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  77. 3pn00w||130|Boss tells her she Has to fire an employee on a tuesday|convinces boss to let her pay the employee through the end of the week|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  78. 3qnwpt||10|Boy friend farts|doesn't make a big deal out of it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  79. 3p0fvm||176|"Boyfriend and her having long, drawn out, rough patch"|stops badgering roommates for superficial reassurance and obvious advice after a week or two|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  80. 3pe308||14|Boyfriend asks for sandwich|Makes one|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  81. 3qf8x5||9|boyfriend asks her to promote his band's new song|does|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  82. 3pqqke||9|Boyfriend breaks up with her|doesn't post shitty song lyrics on facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  83. 3qno8q||97|Boyfriend buys new jewelry|doesn't post it to facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  84. 3qno1s||9|Boyfriend buys new rings|Doesn't post it to facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  85. 3ownat||440|boyfriend didn't log off his reddit account before going to work|made a meme instead of ruining his karma with stupid comments|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  86. 3p2qip||29|Boyfriend drive 3 hours to see you|blowjob because you love him|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  87. 3pevc4||12|Boyfriend gets Diablo 3|Buys her own game and asks to help kill the Skeleton King|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  88. 3q2fo2||178|Boyfriend goes to comicon dressed as Master Chief|goes with him dressed as Cortana|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  89. 3p2ptz||41|Boyfriend goes to Field Training|Sends letters every few days and doesn't become a whore|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|1
  90. 3qumhv||7|Boyfriend is a virgin|Tells him not to use a condom so he can feel it all|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  91. 3p2bsy||838|Boyfriend is in military overseas|Doesn't cheat on him|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  92. 3p2nkg||141|boyfriend is james bond fan|Gives him briefcase full of James Bond collectables for Christmas|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  93. 3p2nih||110|Boyfriend loves video games|enjoys watching him play and doesn't complain about him playing|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  94. 3pa6su||102|Boyfriend orders Diablo 3|Is actually happy for him|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  95. 3q2g21||226|Boyfriend pissed the bed while sober|"Doesn't care, helps clean it up and doesn't tell her girlfriends."|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  96. 3qjin1||14|bOYFRIEND SAYS HE´S CONFUSED|Understands he´s just feeling alone and invites HIM to her home to spend the weekend|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  97. 3q0zx3||99|Boyfriend shows her Good Girl Gina meme|does not get upset|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  98. 3qoz4f||3|BOYFRIEND TO FOCUSED ON VIDEO GAMES|SPOON FEEDS HIM|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  99. 3pyd3n||15|Boyfriend wants to sleep|lets him|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  100. 3p2bls|3q0qut|261831|Boyfriend works two jobs|waits until 10pm to make dinner so it's still fresh|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  101. 3p2nb0||212|Boyfriend works two jobs|fucks him in between them|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  102. 3p2l7q||135|Boyfriend works two jobs|Doesn't bitch about it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1
  103. 3qy4oj||98|Boyfriend's comment score is below threshold|gives him an upvote|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  104. 3qnwq8||152|Boyrfiend farts|doesn't make a big deal out of it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  105. 3q0r7l||20|break up because of college|agrees to hookup throughout the summer|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  106. 3q2p7z||135|Break up with her|Doesn't tell friends your a dick|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  107. 3oy9t1||151|break up with her|Still maintains friendship with you even though you're a jerk|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  108. 3q2p7o||16|Break up with her|Doesn't tell friends that your a bad person|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  109. 3oyhav|3oyha0|150|Break up with her|Apologizes and buys you a video game|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  110. 3oy8yt|3oy8xw|261|break up with her|She gifts you a copy of The Witcher 2|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  111. 3pdp1k||36|Breaks gender stereotype|in a manner guys appreciate|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  112. 3px9sz||2785|Breaks up with boyfriend|Balances blow job debt|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  113. 3osnrv||191|breaks up with boyfriend|Doesn't make annoying facebook status about him|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  114. 3pfnog||6|Breaks up with boyfriend|Doesnt treat all men like they did the same things her ex did|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  115. 3pkyf4||148|Breaks up with her boyfriend|doesn't post song lyrics|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  116. 3pl4mj||83|breaks up with her ex|stops having sex with him|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  117. 3opu1p||279|Breaks up with jackass ex|Isn't still in love with him|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  118. 3oyaj5||987|Breaks up with you|Apologizes and buys you a video game|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  119. 3qadn1|3qadle|140|breaks up with you|"doesnt say ""lets just be friends"""|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  120. 3poj62||121|Breaks up with you|Makes you delicious brownies to apologize|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  121. 3or6ea||109|Breaks up with you|Does't become a bitch|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1
  122. 3p45hc||15|Breaks up with you|Tells everyone you broke up with her|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  123. 3ptyb4||16|Breaks up with you|Sets up a date for you with one of her hot girlfriends|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  124. 3qur89||99|Breaks up with you|Continues texting you to help you through it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  125. 3r131m||7|Breaks up with you|Leaves you alone so you can move on|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  126. 3pkvj5||10|breaks up with you|sets you up with her hot bestie|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  127. 3pl2vd||14|Breaks up with you|gets a MEMe to remind you of her everyday|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  128. 3p8u4r||195|Breakup|Doesn't want the Ducati she won back|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  129. 3paq4j||206|brings a full glass of water|drank enough while she was next to the sink|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  130. 3p4rn9||157|brings camera to party and takes an unflattering picture of friend|doesn't post it on facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  131. 3p7l5h||944|Brings girl home for threesome|"Doesn't leave you for her, claiming you turned her into a lesbian with your ""weird love-making skills"" in front of your friends, family and co workers making you the laughing stock of the whole fucking  town and everyone you goddamn know goddamnit gina i fucking hate you so much please come back to me and never leave"|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  132. 3q81t0||10|Brings the homeless guy on her way to work food|homemade animal style burgers|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  133. 3pks3z||18|brings you beer and pizza|then waits for you in bed|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|1|0
  134. 3otgas||24|Brushed her teeth twice a day for years|Ended up in a DaVinci teeth whitenting advertisement|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  135. 3plxxe||18|buys bov for boyfriend|doesn't return it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  136. 3qym3a||2|buys you skyrim for your birthday|willingly watches you play it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  137. 3pp903||702|Calls Ash 'Aang'|Corrects herself|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  138. 3paver||211|Calls you for tech support|Understands every thing you tell her|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  139. 3qq94i||3|calls your phone|to help you find it when it's lost|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  140. 3qpp2h||14|can hit boyfriend and get away with it because she's a girl|doesn't|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  141. 3ou205||272|Can I blow you while you play Battlefield...||...or is this an important mission and you need to concentrate?||1|1|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  142. 3r34gr||163|Can't go to dinner on the day you suggest|recommends a day she can go|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  143. 3peld5||12|Can't have sex because she's on her period.|Doesn't rule out bj's|1|1|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  144. 3q0l4g||148|can't wait to see dark knight rises with you|says she understands if you like the movie more than you like her|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  145. 3p6ks7||162|cancels hang out session|doesn't want to bother you with her emotional problems|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  146. 3qs7l1||74|Car behind her at light has right turn signal on|moves to the left lane|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  147. 3pyfag||105|Catches boyfriend on GW|Posts there as a surprise|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  148. 3q266f||7|CAtches you checking other girls ass|agrees its a nice one|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  149. 3q26j6||166|Catches you checking out another girl|Agrees she has a nice ass|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  150. 3p4y17||105|Catches you checking out her ass|Smiles|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  151. 3omsvf||337|Catches you fapping to ridiculously photogenic guy|Shuts the fuck up about it so that your friends don't find out you're secretly gay|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  152. 3qb60l||14|catches you jacking off|helps you out|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  153. 3qr9ns||33|catches you looking at her left eye and not her right|kills your family|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  154. 3oulfn||188|catches you masturbating|finishes you off with real sex|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  155. 3qe6vh||14|Catches you smoking weed|Asks you to pack her a bowl|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  156. 3pxcsh||22|Catches you staring at her boobs|takes off her clothes to give you a better view|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  157. 3pu2l5||70|Catches you staring at her chest|Doesn't care|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  158. 3qpfzn|3qpfyn|17|Catches you taking a picture of her blowing you|smiles|1|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  159. 3pphxw||568|catches you watch porn|Need a hand?|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  160. 3os2mb||136|"Celebrates ""Monthaversaries"""|Stops after one year anniversary|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  161. 3qvsfd||396|Celebrates eighteenth birthday|By posting naked pictures of herself on the Internet|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  162. 3pkmw7||46|cheated on by douchebag|starts dating nice guys|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0|0
  163. 3qf0fv||9|Checks out wacom tablet from library|returns tablet ontime and wraps the cable|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  164. 3p1smr||197|claims she's a geek and loves anime|"watches other anime besides inuyasha, full metal alchemist, naruto and avatar; the 4 most widely fucking available and readily accessible anime in the u.s."|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1|0|0|0
  165. 3os8hm||4752|Claims to be a nerd|"Actually enjoys science fiction, comic books, and learning new things"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1|0|0|0
  166. 3qtdb7||154|cleans up entire house|after party she didnt go to|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  167. 3pgs06||251|Cleans up your vomit after drinking too much|has sex with you when you sober up|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  168. 3r3js6||98|Climbs first|so you can check out her ass|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  169. 3ougzs||190|Cock blocks you all night|Gives you her friends number when she's too drunk to remember|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  170. 3qda9q||9|Codes her sorority's website for free|But already graduated from college|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  171. 3pnsu0||29|Comes home from college to visit|Doesn't steel good parking spot|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  172. 3qgcyj|3qgcyv|21|Comes home From work|Doesn't tell you every detail about her interactions with coworkers|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  173. 3qfmyt||19|Comes over|Wants to make out and browse reddit|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  174. 3qean5||349|comes over to hangout|turns phone to airplane mode|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  175. 3poy7z||19|Comes over to smoke weed|Brings her own dank and smokes you out|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  176. 3q0sxu||135|comes over to smoke with you|brings weed and munchies|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  177. 3q2mth||123|Comes over to your house|watches Game of Thrones with you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  178. 3prcq9||19|comes over to your house|wants to play left 4 dead|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  179. 3p1rse|3q3mhu 3q3mje|459|comes over while you're playing video games|"picks up other controller, actually contributes, and trash-talks"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  180. 3qnko5||3418|Comes to your house to smoke|brings beer|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  181. 3qngmu||1145|Comes to your house to smoke|brings bud|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  182. 3q0lig|3q0lil|116|Complains about how much scumbag steve cheats on her|dates him anyway|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  183. 3q76cn||42|Concedes patriarchy good|still loves you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  184. 3pwi6o||44|Cooks Bacon|In the nude.|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  185. 3qizdn||119|Cooks her own lunch|Doesn't post a picture of it to Facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  186. 3q67x8||154|Cops up ahead|flashes her chest to warn you|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  187. 3qkpvd||85|Could care less what this meme says|Just wanted to see this pic again|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  188. 3qpa1o||9|Could go off to college|stays home for an extra year to help out family instead|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  189. 3r1zka||3|Crowd sourced|misogyny|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  190. 3q2lao||195|Cum in hair|takes out a butterknife and smears it all over her ass|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  191. 3pnife||41|Cuts in front of you in Drive through.|Buys your food and speeds off.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  192. 3on5yr||1519|dates ridiculously photogenic guy|doesn't get jealous when everyone gives him attention|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  193. 3qe4mq|3qe4m0|8639|Dates you||1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  194. 3qryoj||6|DDs on Halloween|Makes sure none of her girls does walk of shame|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  195. 3qk38q||113|Decides that she doesn't want to have sex in the middle of making out|Blows you so you don't get blue balls.|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  196. 3pzhvg||167|Decides to fuck with you for leaving reddit open|gets you insane karma while at it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  197. 3qn5hb||122|Deepthroat makes her vomit|finishes the blowjob|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  198. 3opsyu||2505|"Delays starting her higher-paying job for 2 weeks to work through her coworkers vacations, working over 100 hours in two weeks"|"Opens, gets a call-in, and agrees to come back and help close for a few her a 15 hour workday"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  199. 3pbc55||19|Diablo III Comes out|Goes with boyfriend to midnight release and doesn't mind him staying up all night to play|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  200. 3pkz3s||93|didn't come|initiates round two|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  201. 3qv6me||84|Didn't know what to get you for your birthday|sent money to you bank account|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  202. 3p8v5p||21|Dinners Cold|Punches herself in the face|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  203. 3q81pf||19|Disagrees with everything you do|Thinks your reasons are understandable|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  204. 3q81eu||12|Dislikes someone|Doesn't tell a living soul|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  205. 3p2lwk||5304|Dislocate my shoulder|Guess you'll be getting blowjobs till you are out of that sling|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  206. 3p2os6|3p2oub|72|divorces husband|leaves icetrays in freezer|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  207. 3pq2tb||18|"Does all the jobs in the house,"|thanks you for sorting out the computer wires.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  208. 3q81xp||18|Does Kegel exercises|Battles humiliating stress-related incontinence|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  209. 3r3qw1||3|does not know you|helps you anyway|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  210. 3pwgkp||792|Does sex things|Does mommy things too|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  211. 3p2aep||15|Does what you want|people to do to your penis|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  212. 3p5bgt||241|"Doesn't always fight with boyfriend,"|"But when she does, admits PMS and buys him a new video game."|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  213. 3q5pga||30|Doesn't approve your gaming|buys you new gaming headset|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  214. 3p87pq||21|Doesn't ask you if she looks fat|knows how to dress and looks hot|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  215. 3q0qvc||196|Doesn't believe that beauty is only skin deep.|proves it|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  216. 3p7i5y||172|doesn't break your heart|telling you she's not real|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  217. 3ql7wz||14|Doesn't browse reddit on her own|"understands it well enough to ask ""am I supposed to be looking for a black person or testicles in this one?"" when I show her a picture"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  218. 3qk8k4||11|Doesn't date assholes||0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  219. 3or79b||53|Doesn't do yoga|wears yoga pants|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  220. 3qehs6||6|doesn't drink|hangs out at the bar with you anyway|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  221. 3pzg0k|3pzfxy|275|Doesn't feel like watching you play Skyrim|Sucks your dick to keep herself occupied while you play|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  222. 3pmlll||13|Doesn't Get anything at McDonalds|Doesn't eat your own fries|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  223. 3pz9wy||11|Doesn't have important documents|Becomes a model for wikileaks instead|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  224. 3pp3v6||12|Doesn't know what she wants for dessert|has one bite of yours then orders her own.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  225. 3qs1pp||136|"doesn't lead you on for years letting you pay for meals, nights out, and her bills, and let you come help her out time and time again and be there for her when she dates douchebag after douchebag and each relationship ends with her coming to you crying and you try to comfort her, but she just keeps making the same old mistakes while you're always there, the safe bet, someone she can trust, but still never wants to be with you, she's content to just use you as an emotional dumping ground and means of support while it slowly eats your soul from the inside because you actually love this girl but she can't see that we're meant to be and keeps finding these guys who promise her the world and she's surprised when she finds herself kicked to the curb, coming back to you yet again"||1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  226. 3qro0h||7|doesn't let boyfriend spend too much on her|actually means it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  227. 3q81zs||20|Doesn't let you photograph her naked|"She shows you /r/gonewild and tells you ""Someone is saving all of these"""|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  228. 3pzs21||103|Doesn't like it when boyfriend drools over other hot women|Doesn't drool over other hot men|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  229. 3qxjnc||144|"Doesn't like smoking weed, and prefers to drink alcohol"|Doesn't give him shit about smoking|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  230. 3pmlmi||20|Doesn't order anything at mcdonalds|doesn't eat half your fries|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  231. 3q2l60||14|Doesn't order fries|Doesn't pick at yours|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  232. 3qrk0i||3|Doesn't say  nothing much|when you ask her what's up|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  233. 3q81px||21|Doesn't sleep around|Isn't a virgin Keeps her shit to herself|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0|0
  234. 3ovw9j|3ovw82|6172|Doesn't smoke|Surprises you with an eighth for 4/20|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  235. 3q3xg7||25|doesn't toke|tells her toker friend about smoking spots at a campsite|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  236. 3pzn7k||108|Doesn't upvote you automatically|based on the fact she's dating you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  237. 3pzx8g||19|Doesn't want to break up|Smart enough to get into madison|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  238. 3p5etc||268|doesn't want to break your heart|gives your heart a break|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  239. 3qksex||8|doesn't want to date you|lets you know|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  240. 3r175x||7061|Doesn't want to hangout with you|Tells you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  241. 3q61qm||16|Doesn't want to take the pill|Does anal like a pro|1|0|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  242. 3q2fu8||258|Doesn't want to watch|Magic mike|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  243. 3qiyec||1151|Doesn't want you to smell her bad breath|gives you a blow job|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  244. 3pg4na||359|Doesn't wear clothes with a big cleavage for the first date|Doesn't get second date|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  245. 3r0qp7||279|Doesn't work for BioWare|Creates the best SWTOR guides and posts info faster than anyone else|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  246. 3ply0h||19|doesnt know what kind of car her boyfriend has|buys whatever you suggest|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  247. 3qab4f|3qab1w 3qn16d 3qn15z|475723|Doesnt Know you at all|Wakes you up so you don't miss your stop because it's happened to her before|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  248. 3qae4o||90|Doesnt Know you at all|Tells you your shoe is untied so you dont trip because it happened to her once|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  249. 3qpkky||7|Doesnt Know you at all|Pays for your lapdance because your feeling down|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  250. 3pmeux||29|doesnt plan on putting out|leaves|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  251. 3qsrql||91|Doesnt read|50 shades of grey|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  252. 3pu3ye||147|doesnt want to have sex|gives you blowjob|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  253. 3r0qob||5|Doesnt work for BioWare|Creates the best SWTOR guides and posts the fastest information|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  254. 3pxlor||245|Don't worry about him. We're just friends.|Just friends|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  255. 3pba5n|3pba66|33|Don't worry honey|I'll be making some sandwiches while you play|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0
  256. 3qtu7h||146|Dresses like a slut and goes clubbing|doesn't complain about douchebags hitting on her all night|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|1|0|0
  257. 3pgaem||9|Drinks at your own party|Offers you money for the alcohol she drinks|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  258. 3q2jx3||14|Drops by McDonald's|Asks if you want anything|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  259. 3p7n4a||293|Drunk text her embarrassing info|acts like it never happened and doesnt tell anyone|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  260. 3qctem||205|Dyes her hair|doesn't post about it on facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  261. 3q2l7y||17|Eating with you at restaurant|doesn't check phone|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  262. 3opec7||238|Eats a 24 ounce porterhouse steak for dinner.|shits at the neighbor's house|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  263. 3q147w|3q1492|110|Eats at McDonalds|Takes the healthiest thing on the menu|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  264. 3omlhf||345|Eats her own poop|Washes her mouth before kissing you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  265. 3pon9h||16|eats lunch with  husband|wants to screw the rest of the day|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  266. 3p2q1a||222|encourages you to go out and have fun with your buddies|Happily gives you directions over the phone at 3am because you're too wasted to remember where you live|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  267. 3p14v4||97|enjoys anal|doesn't need to justify it with 'yolo'|1|0|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  268. 3q17xw||21|Enjoys pinups|shares with everyone on facebook|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  269. 3q81fz||17|Enjoys watching cartoons|Because they remind her of her deceased mother|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  270. 3pcfu3|3pcfv1|38|ENTERS contest|to win diablo III for her boyfriend|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  271. 3q2231||108|Everthing is perfect except cup size|Getting a boob job so she can fit in her wedding dress|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  272. 3qreto||107107|Everyday situation|Has sex with you|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  273. 3p4u3m||154|ex girlfriend goes shopping with you for underwear for current boyfriend|gives you a bj after|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  274. 3q2l1w||21|ex-boyfriend calls/texts her|doesn't respond|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  275. 3pc3pl||21|exercises everyday|doesn't tell everyone on facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  276. 3p3rd6||365|Extra money on J pass|sends mass text and facebook status asking people to help her finish meal plan|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  277. 3qkxo1||104|Falls asleep before sex|wakes you up with a blow job|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  278. 3qlqwc||101|Featured in absurd pamphlet|not actually reading it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  279. 3q6evl||8|Figures out you've been using her best moisturizer to fap|Buys you your own|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  280. 3os7sy|3os7t7 3os7u2|134|Finds a post on funnyjunk about kim kardashian|decides to post the link to her sex tape for others to download|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  281. 3pquwn||70|"Finds an easy, decently paid part-time job"|"asks, if they could hire two people"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  282. 3pfrcv||32|Finds awesome contest she wants to win|"Shares it with other girls who would love it, too"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  283. 3qoc54||83|Finds Glasses|"Doesn't post herself on facebook with them saying ""nerd lol"""|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0
  284. 3qaepg||22|FINDS OUT REDDIT USERNAME|STILL WITH YOU|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  285. 3qjfl1|3qjfmc|23|finds out that 9gag almost forgot her|Still sweet and not upset|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  286. 3pofpw||101|finds out what kind of porn you watch|buys accesories and clothing to match|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  287. 3px6jo||20|Finds out you are cheating on her|suggests threesome|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  288. 3q2a1f||102|FINDS OUT YOU HAVE A KID|LIKES YOU EVEN MORE|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  289. 3oriv3||347|finds out you masturbate to porn|acts like a fucking adult about it.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  290. 3ourb0||75|Finds out you're too hungover to take her out like you promised|"Comes over, brings you gatorade, gives you bj, and calls you ""her poor baby"""|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  291. 3pvfov||10|Finds pen on your computer|we should try that|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  292. 3pvpt5|3pvpsi|60|Finds porn in your search history|Shows you how to use incognito mode|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  293. 3pvfpt||2586|Finds porn on your computer|we should try that|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  294. 3pks17||16|finds your porn stash|watches it with you|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  295. 3r1dwt||413|Finishes in the washroom|leaves toilet seat up for you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  296. 3qn5qn||45|Fire extinguisher goes off at a party|spends the next two hours helping to clean it up|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  297. 3p22m5||99|first date|doesn't fuck|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  298. 3qegsl||105|First date|blowjob|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  299. 3q3xaj||25|flattered by guy's creative meme about her|tells him via meme to use it on a single lady|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  300. 3p2ase||15|flirts with redditor|solely out of pity|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  301. 3qe96x||11|flirts with you|is definitely single and not lying or being dodgy about it|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  302. 3p1rpe||183187|flirts with you and makes you think she likes you|because she actually likes you|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  303. 3p9gns||17|Forgotten|doesnt make music video|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  304. 3p27rg||36|Freindzones you|because shes freinds with everyone|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  305. 3p27re||58|Freindzones you|well it's better than being a slut|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|1
  306. 3oqokx||42|Friend asks general group of classmates for history homework|Give it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  307. 3q79jc||259|Friend clears her bong stem|"puts on daft punk's ""Derezzed"""|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  308. 3q7e8u||88|Friend doesn't invite her out on Friday Night|Still Stays with the friend at the hospital when she gets sick on Sunday|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  309. 3pzf3q||75|friend verbally abuses waiter for honest mistake|calls her out on it &  apologizes to waiter|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  310. 3pdlrf||132009|friend zones you|"I have a cute friend i can set you up with, but she's kind of a nympho"|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  311. 3qe5wn||121|Friend-zones you|doesn't remind you every 5 minutes|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  312. 3pe47m||8|Friends need a designated driver|that's fine I'll do it.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  313. 3r1eho||154|Friendzone comes full circle|Let's you go to second base|1|0|0|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  314. 3qyofu||2|Friendzone's you|sets you up with other potential long term girlfriends|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  315. 3pkmwk||27|"friendzoned long ago, realize your perfect for each other"|willing to date you|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  316. 3onpgu||609|friendzones you|tries to hook you up with hot friends|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  317. 3orckg||76|Friendzones you|"Acts like a wingman, helping you find a great girl"|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  318. 3prwip||1341|FRIENDZONES YOU|SETS YOU UP WITH HER HOT FRIENDS|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  319. 3p69cy||26|FRiendzones you|hooks you up with her cute friends|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  320. 3pkmv7||23|friendzones you|doesn't change her mind when she's drunk|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  321. 3r1v2i||115|Friendzones you|Sets you up with her hotter friend because you guys match much better together|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  322. 3qwzwh||82|Friendzones you|Isn't awkward about it and helps you move on|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  323. 3qava1||18|FUCK YOU GINA|SHE'S REAL|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  324. 3pqm5q||109|fucks your brains out|not there when you wake up|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  325. 3pn38q||30|Fulfills all your sexual fantasies|Never complains or has an opinion|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  326. 3pwfz6||106|Get an A+ on final exam|Blowjob for positive reinforcement|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  327. 3q9x3b||117|Get's taken out on a date by her college aged boyfriend|"Orders water, no appetizer, no dessert, and still has a great time"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  328. 3p1m0v||3012|Gets a call while you're talking to her|Makes the caller wait|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  329. 3qjgpk||152|Gets a hair cut|Doesn't flip shit when you don't notice|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  330. 3p24t3||19|gets a marked ticket|tells friends before making a pinky promise and joining brotherhood|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  331. 3oul8l||104|Gets a new position with evaluation services|doesn't argue about #hashtags|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  332. 3ptc1g||10|Gets a reddit link dedicated|doesn't assume anything.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  333. 3osqju||3190|gets asked a polite sexual question|answers nicely in full detail|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0|0
  334. 3qu5vb||134|Gets asked out on a date|says yes|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  335. 3qadxx||7|Gets Asked Question|Answers question|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  336. 3plxx6||18|gets blow off valve for boyfriend|doesn't return it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  337. 3q2x8y||12|Gets blown off again|let's it go|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  338. 3q3dxz||204|Gets broken up with|Doesn't say he raped her|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  339. 3pkrbe||105|gets broken up with|doesn't claim to be pregnant|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  340. 3oybk9||136|Gets broken up with|Says she's sorry and buys you video games|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  341. 3p2fbf||32|GETS broken up wtih|LITERALLY never contacts guy again|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  342. 3qu9kb|3qu9k7|175|Gets called a bitch by a stranger|Up-votes said stranger  for honesty|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  343. 3pndas||4231|Gets cheated on|Doesn't think everything with testicles is a douche bag|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  344. 3qlgja||97546|Gets complimented|Thank you!|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  345. 3q4628||137|gets convinced by boyfriend to stop being a lurker|upvotes all his posts|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  346. 3qjg7w||128|Gets down on her knees to|pick up your phone you just dropped.|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  347. 3ow1dg||910|Gets Drunk|Doesn't turn into head case|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  348. 3oy8bq||117|Gets Dumped|Apologizes by gifting Witcher 2|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  349. 3p8hjd||151|Gets engaged|doesn't post the ring to facebook for karma|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  350. 3pyfjm||177|gets glass of water for better bj|lets you have some|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  351. 3q60aa||8|gets happy birthday wishes on facebook|replies to all of them|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  352. 3qkjvf||404|Gets her period|Calls it blowjob week|1|1|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  353. 3pl6th||22|Gets herself an icecream|Asks if you want one too|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  354. 3q2b51||206|gets in an argument|uses logic and actually convinces you that you're wrong|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  355. 3p2vah||234|Gets in to the club for free|Pays for half your cover|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  356. 3qe7xq|3qe7wz|101|gets into an argument|just for the make-up sex|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  357. 3q81rq||17|Gets invited to a threesome|Laughs herself silly|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  358. 3qajo2||214|gets married|doesn't turn out to be a psycho cheating bitch|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0|0
  359. 3q1c4l||284|Gets munchies|Makes enough for everyone|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0
  360. 3p4gxq||20|Gets new boyfriend|Tells you first thing the next day|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  361. 3pkth9||18|Gets on her knees|to tie your shoes|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  362. 3p5yk8||1732|gets pregnant|Has abortion|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  363. 3pknrc||18|Gets pregnant|doesn't follow you across state lines|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  364. 3p4iq0||1478|Gets pregnant|doesn't bombard facebook with weekly updates about the fetus and thousands of baby pictures|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  365. 3pucyi||6640|Gets Pregnant...|"Well, guess I'll D-D for the next nine months."|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  366. 3osjo0||48|"gets soap, toothpaste, and chocolate flung in eyes during filming"|doesn't get mad|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  367. 3pzrbp||156|gets steam|so she can gift you games|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  368. 3qskp5||5|gets text from guy asking her out|"Replies, ""Sorry, not interested"" rather than ignoring him or fabricating lame excuse"|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  369. 3pl2nu|3pl2hx|333|Gets to 3rd base with you in one night|Still thinks you're relationship material|1|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  370. 3pk0cn||128|Gets up in the morning to change and feed the baby|it's not even hers|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  371. 3pkt7k||25|"Gets upset, can't explain why"|"Realizes she was just being dumb, gets over it"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  372. 3pkt93||17|"Gets upset, can't explain why"|Figures it out for herself and gets over it without raising a fuss|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  373. 3qfrwi||1161|gets upvotes|without posting nudes|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  374. 3q2si3||156|Gets you to drunkenly agree to help her move out at 7AM the next morning|has her parents fly you-all expenses paid-to their lakehouse for the weekend as a thank you afterwards|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  375. 3q81is||22|Getting asked for her lip balm stick|Reminds you that she has lip herpes|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  376. 3olfq9||385|gf On her period|"says ""Blowjob week for you"""|1|1|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  377. 3pg3nl||262|GF Schlicks to 50 shades|I can fap to ad|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  378. 3q81z0||17|Gifted Slam poet|"Doesn't slam about sex, rape or relationships"|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|1|0|0
  379. 3qft0c||11|Gina vs Ginjrai|Neither comes first|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  380. 3pjevn||25|Girl:  Hey wanna come over to my place?|"Guy: Yeah sure! Girl: Okey then while you're  here, can you fix this for me? Guy: Seems easy enough Guy:  There, all done Girl:  Thanx a lot! you are so helpful, now get the F*** out of my house"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  381. 3ose6o||257|Gives birth|doesn't make a facebook profile for the baby|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  382. 3oo490||695|Gives blowjob|doesn't expect to make out afterwards|1|1|0|0|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  383. 3p20he||1314|Gives blowjob|doesn't go for kiss afterwards|1|1|0|0|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  384. 3qjurt||12|Gives boyfriend blowjobs all the time|Doesn't get mad if he doesn't go down on her|1|1|0|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  385. 3r00wh|3r00xv|5|Gives head|-s up if she can't come|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  386. 3op287||3350|Gives me a blowjob|Doesn't give me a blowjob|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  387. 3qz03f||279|Gives oral|report on a book you had to read|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  388. 3qj4b0||52|Gives you a 10 on your PNP presentation|Actually means it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  389. 3qgdue||120|Gives you a back massage after a long day|Doesn't ask for one in return|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  390. 3pky83||101|gives you a blowjob|brushes teeth before kissing  |1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  391. 3pkszl||111|Gives you a blowjob|Doesn't try and kiss you after|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  392. 3qfph5||153|Gives You a blowjob|Swallows|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  393. 3pl5zg||35|Gives you a blumpkin|Puts the toilet seat up when she's done|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  394. 3ouhyh||83|gives you half of his lsd|takes you to the movies|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  395. 3qkur8||121|Gives you her number|it's her real number|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  396. 3r1djm||2|Gives you her number|Doesn't freak out if you don't call her|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  397. 3ouhx7|3ouhxq|49|gives you lsd|takes you to the movies|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  398. 3qsiyy||196|"Goes for an early morning jog,"|On a fucking sidewalk.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  399. 3p1k2i|3p1k1x|166870|goes on a blind date|doesn't arrange to have a friend call with a fake emergency during the date|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  400. 3ql9k7||103382|goes on a date with you when its cold|Brings her own coat to keep warm|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  401. 3qmif2||373|Goes on a nature hike with you|Doesn't stop every 5 minutes to take a picture|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  402. 3oqkpp||30|Goes on vacation|Doesn't blow friend's BF|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  403. 3p8w3r||23|Goes out for breakfast|Actually has breakfast|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  404. 3qll62||15|Goes out for lunch|No new pictures|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  405. 3opfv2||160|goes out on a date|pays her half|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  406. 3p2di4||15|Goes to a party|Doesn't get drunk and trash the place and/or hit on you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  407. 3q4pqb||224|goes to bathroom at your place|leaves toilet seat... up|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  408. 3qpmpb||25|Goes to Biff Burger on lunch|Brings back enough for everyone|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  409. 3pzkz0||26|Goes to fancy restaurant|Doesn't take a picture of the food|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  410. 3p06eo||41|Goes to IC quiet area with friends|actually whispers|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  411. 3p0l9v||106|Goes to Renaissance fair|doesn't have boobs up to her chin|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  412. 3qge1j||102|Goes to Starbucks|Ask to use their free internet|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  413. 3p5on3||25|goes to the gym|doesn't post it on facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  414. 3oouk3|3ooujd|270|Goes to winter ball|Actually wears a dress down to her knees|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  415. 3pl4s2||57|Goes with you to watch The Dictator|laughs at the sexist jokes and misogyny|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1|0|0
  416. 3pkvl0||246|going to vegas for a stag?|"Make sure you get a lap dance, you deserve it."|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  417. 3qu5wq||10|Good girl amanda|tells everyone which classroom they need to be and what time they should start|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  418. 3pyhkm||15|good girl andrea|doesn't suggest 7am|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  419. 3pe80n||17|Good Girl Gina|gives a.maths working solutions so that you will pass A.Maths test|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  420. 3pl6ux||14|good girl gina|works for touch suite salon?|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  421. 3pdq30||29|Good girl Gina:|JUST MARRY ME ALREADY|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  422. 3otyjd||47|Good Girl Groombridge: Borrows Multitool for project|"Returns in pristine condition, stuffs pidge with chocolate"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  423. 3pwfyr||33|GOOD GURL!|SUCK MY DICK AND MAKE ME SOME FOOD! KTHNX! LOL|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  424. 3pbnw2||29|Good Wife Gina|Rests her throat on your cock|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  425. 3qs2iz||88|Got broken up with day before best friend's birthday|Doesn't say anything until the day after friend's birthday|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  426. 3q57q3||88|got married this weekend|"didn't post 1,047 pictures on facebook"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  427. 3pkro9||41|Got too drunk and passed out under her|Sleeps with you the next night anyways|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  428. 3q3iba||21|"Graduates college, gets a job, Gets married and has kids"|all in that order|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  429. 3onxw5||21|Group goes to the chip shop for lunch|doesn't mind|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  430. 3ph67r||12|guy asks for a sandwich|doesn't make big deal out of and just do it because makes him happy|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  431. 3qk8i1||9|Guy compliments on a picture of her in a bikini|Doesn't call him a stalker|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  432. 3pzuyf||42|Guy forgets ID|Doesn't mind she can't go in|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  433. 3qgadt||16|Guy gets the nerve to ask her out|"Figures ""Why not?"" and has dinner with him"|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  434. 3pa594||15|Guy helps her out|decides to go out with him|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  435. 3p1tp8||39|guy hugs her with a boner|casually ignores it|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  436. 3qzaa3||36|Guys in the class tease her as a joke|takes it as a joke and doesn't overreact|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  437. 3olnqr|3olnqa|1782|Had a bad breakup|Doesn't assume that all guys are the same|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  438. 3qgd0l||11|Had some boyfriends before you|doesn't  talk about them. At all.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  439. 3p1rl4||60|Hangs out with you|because she likes you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  440. 3qdyf9||16|Happy 20th birthday|sktgamer_13dude|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  441. 3op8gu||472|"Hard day at work, babe?"|Do you want me on my knees or on my back babe?|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  442. 3q3jv0||239|has $100 stuck in a paypal account|gives it to you to for the steam sale|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  443. 3q6kya|3q6kxv|125|Has a baby|Doesn't post 20 pictures a day on facebook.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  444. 3q9nua||23|Has a baby|doesn't post pictures every 30 seconds|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  445. 3qkk19||439|Has a boyfriend|doesn't cheat on him|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  446. 3q24zb||7|Has a boyfriend|lets him hang out with his other friends|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  447. 3qne2u||96|Has a boyfriend|Let's you know|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  448. 3pkqe5||102|Has a crush on you|makes the first move|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  449. 3pjhy7||17|HAs a crush on your boyfriend|doesn't cock block|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  450. 3pkuoq||93|has a facebook|doesn't constantly post statuses about her boyfriend|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0|0
  451. 3q36zn||11|Has a free underwear card to Victoria secret|Takes you with her so you can pick your favorite pair|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  452. 3q92ut||25|has a guy roommate|still brings out the trash|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  453. 3puzeh||79|has a healthy and reasonable attachment to me|doesnt provide me with any OAG karma gold|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  454. 3qqbq9||233|Has a new boyfriend|still only posts pictures of her dog on Facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  455. 3p1rnw||508|has a not perfect day|"doesn't begin or end facebook post with ""UGGGHHHH!!!"""|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  456. 3pzn2w||467|"has a project she describes as a ""work in progress"""|It's not her boyfriend|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  457. 3q2ilq||28782|Has a short boyfriend|refuses to wear heels|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  458. 3qnsiz||14|Has amazing looking rack; Out jogging.|Covers them up so I don't crash.|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  459. 3qf2a4||2411|has an amazing ass|wears yogo pants and doesn't get mad if you stare|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|1|0|0
  460. 3pkndb||116|Has an argument with you|Doesn't think she's cool as fuck and threaten to kick your ass because that shit is annoying as fuck.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  461. 3r3byy||218|Has an OAG moment|Realizes it and posts it on reddit|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  462. 3qghut||136|Has an Orgasm with you|Really has an Orgasm|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  463. 3qz732||3|"has argument with boyfriend, doesn't post about it on facebook"||0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  464. 3qyzzs||116|Has bad break up|Doesn't tell her friends he has a small penis|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  465. 3ph1vj||162|Has boyfriend|Doesn't feel the need to remind you every five seconds|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0|0
  466. 3qzh84||4|has close guy friend|is gay|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  467. 3p9er6||27|"Has drunken sex with you, regrets it the next morning."|realizes she should make better decisions and doesn't falsely accuse you of rape because she can't deal with her shitty decision-making.|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|1
  468. 3q7ds3||11|HAS excellent taste in music|Plays her ipod for you when you are stoned|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  469. 3qf27l||180|Has Explosive diarrhea at the same time that you do|shares the toilet|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  470. 3qnjxn||8|Has foreign friends on facebook|Writes status updates in english so they san understand them|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  471. 3ppj80||57|Has free time|Uses it to help others|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  472. 3pkff7||153|has giant breasts|Lets you feel them to prove that they're real|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  473. 3pkfbk||66|has giant breasts|Doesn't get mad when you stare at them|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  474. 3pfymi||114916|has giant tits|doesnt wear clothes with a big cleavage for the first date|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  475. 3pg53i||58126|has giant tits|doesn't hug you sideways|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  476. 3pg538||24|has giant tits|"doesnt hug you sideways, or leaning way over to just touch shoulders"|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  477. 3ph4xy||91|has giant tits|"doesn't adhere to mainstream american society's sexualization of breasts and treats them like they're just another part of her body, and expects you to do the same"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  478. 3pg3v9|3pg3ur|26|has giant tits|wears clothes with a big cleavage for the first date|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  479. 3pfym3||14|Has giant tits|doesnt wear clothes with a big cleavage|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  480. 3qk8lg||12|Has guy friends who are assholes|Actually leaves them and talks to nice guys|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  481. 3qk8m0||10|Has guy friends who are assholes|Doesn't conclude that all guys are assholes|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0|0
  482. 3q81ya||36|Has had many lovers|Quotes Forrest Gump|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  483. 3ptltc||247|Has her period|Doesn't Complain about it|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  484. 3p772i||16|Has Homework To Do|Picks Up Her Boyfriend At 11:04|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  485. 3q0b82||146|Has huge boobs|doesn't get them reduced|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  486. 3qrq0w||131|Has interest in you|texts you first|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  487. 3pwcje||131285|Has morning sex with you|makes you breakfast afterwards|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  488. 3pwhvv||14|Has morning sex with you|Makes you a sandwich then leaves|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  489. 3pwgeq||9|Has morning sex with you|makes you breakfast afterwards|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  490. 3pg6sa||23|Has nice boobs|doesn't dress like a slut|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  491. 3pg774||489|has nice tits|doesn't upload a picture to r/boobies for karma|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0|0
  492. 3qjit6||27|Has no boyfriend|Doesn't whine about it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  493. 3pz62t||31|has perfect teeth|talks about how ugly they are when people compliment them|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  494. 3qo9ph||15481|has period|gives blowjobs|1|1|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  495. 3qmzyc||12|has period|doesn't make your life a miserable hell|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  496. 3q48nx||99|Has Period|Doesn't become a bitch|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  497. 3qoerd||105|has period|does anal|1|0|1|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  498. 3qokfw||48|Has period|shower sex|1|0|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  499. 3prdoe|3prdnf|178|has period pains and pregnancy|doesn't tell guys that they have it easy|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  500. 3pktyf||56|Has PMS|Doesn't take it out on you|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  501. 3pzkb2||25|has profile on a dating  site|doesn't lie about body type or post old photos|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  502. 3qaqn1||170|Has read 50 shades of grey|doesn't update her status on facebook to tell everyone|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  503. 3r1dk6||112|Has reason to not have sex with you|Still has sex with you|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  504. 3pojq9||149|Has Sex|whenever you want her to|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  505. 3pp2by||84|has sex|finds her own birth control|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  506. 3pzypw||73|Has sex and plays video games with you|Whenever you want|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  507. 3qqa2v||2643|Has sex with you|Lets you wear your chain and your turtle neck sweater|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  508. 3qnyj4||133|Has sex with you|WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING SHE WOULDN'T TOUCH YOU WITH A 10FT POLE|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  509. 3pkwo5||97|Has sex with you|isn't a test|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  510. 3qs4iv||3|Has sex with you|Doesn't fake orgasm|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  511. 3pkexl|3pkex7|23|HAS SEX WITH YOU||1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  512. 3qxi9e||5|Has sex with you|Cooks you dinner afterwards|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  513. 3qnygm||97|Has sex with you|Hands you a beer afterwards|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  514. 3pktho||651|has sex with you on first date|still together two years later|1|0|0|0|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  515. 3qa5dn||15|has sex with you on first date|MARRIES YOU|1|0|0|0|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  516. 3qlbak||161|Has small chest area|Laughs about it instead of complaining|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  517. 3pf0a1||15|Has some dignity|Not your bj slave|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  518. 3qypy0||22934|Has some minor relationship problems|"Doesn't flood Facebook with vaguely worded, whiny statues."|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  519. 3qyzso|3qyzvq|24|has std|tells guy trying to buy her drink before he douse.|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  520. 3q2bk9||126|HAS STRONG CORE BELIEFS|DOESN'T PREACH|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  521. 3qxqmo||6619|Has Super Expensive Camera|Learns to use it instead of Instagram.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  522. 3qna4r|3qna5a  3qna67|20|Has to puke on the ride home|waits until you drop off all your friends to do it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  523. 3qhcqp||108277|Has to use bathroom at boyfriend's house|Puts the toilet seat back up after use|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  524. 3ow9fg||144|has weird eyebrows|2/10 wouldn't fuck|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  525. 3q81o0||14|Has written a thesis on gaming culture|Avid Deus Ex Player|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  526. 3oyn8x|3oyn96|35|Hasn't been on hot for a while.|Doesn't mind sharing spotlight.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  527. 3qkn4i||7|Hasn't been used in a while|Goes to you with a sandwich|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  528. 3pxs01||141|Hasn't seen firefly|asks to watch it together|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  529. 3pkskj||88|Hates her co-workers|never brings it up|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  530. 3q6rzh||16|Hates Twilight|Loves 50 shades of Grey|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  531. 3qicza||118|Haven't seen each other in years|"gives you a hug and asks ""how's everything?"""|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  532. 3qamfz||80|Having a bad day|Showed me her boobs to cheer me up!|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  533. 3qhmq1||147|"Hears you ""kissed and told"" on her"|Never brings it up in conversation|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  534. 3p0ipm|3p1apx 3p1aww|539|hears you call her by your ex's name|plays it off|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  535. 3p21a3||39|Hears you make fun of your friend to grab her attention|HATES YOU|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  536. 3oppvz||136|hears you mention you're hungry|surprises you with your favorite snack|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  537. 3qsda2||1|Hears you've broken up with your BF|doesn't rub her relationship in your face|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  538. 3p3i6b||31|Helps you move into new house|makes your bed|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  539. 3qsdbz||3|her meme turns into misogynistic fantasy fulfilment|doesn't get angry|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  540. 3q0pq5||15|hey i just met you and this is crazy!|but yes i really am this cute and love anal.|1|0|1|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  541. 3q81n6||10|Holds your hair while you barf|Manages to make people bring you water|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  542. 3pl5xj||51|holy shit|this girl is hot|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  543. 3r3t0e||1|"honey, i have a surprise for you"|threesum|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  544. 3polvv||15|Hooks you up|eats your pussy|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  545. 3pnqka|3pnqml|20593|Hooks you up with a deal|sucks your dick|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  546. 3q8xrm||848|hopes you and your friends have a good time|means it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  547. 3qhqmp||130|Hot and has a boyfriend|Still posts pictures of just her from her beach vacation|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  548. 3oo5hc||204|Hovers to pee in public restroom|Wipes seat afterwards|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  549. 3pzfzg|3pzfyt|1670|Huge country music fan|Never puts it on while boyfriend is around|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  550. 3qs4ng||94|Hurry up and have sex with me|I don't want you to miss kick-off|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  551. 3q8bj5||117|Husband forgets anniversary|says she forgot too|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  552. 3p2c8n||228|Husband is in the Military Overseas|"Doesn't cheat on him, steal his car, steal all the furniture in the house, and empty the bank account."|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0|0
  553. 3oq45s||189|Husband loses his job|Works the diner all day|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  554. 3pmhaj||473|I deleted your porn|And replaced it with videos I made for you|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  555. 3qn67q|3qn67o 3qn648 3qn674|206|I don't care about the text|I just like to look at gina|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  556. 3pzk55||317|i don't care if you look at porn|it's a guy thing|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  557. 3op62b||243726|I don't really want to watch another film|I'd be more inclined to watch you play video games or something|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  558. 3q8377||221|i don't smoke weed|but you are upset so go smoke some and feel better|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  559. 3pltdr||76|I don't think its demeaning||1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  560. 3pksgk||18|I don't want to make a meme|"I'm here just to say i love you, whoever you are"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  561. 3r3t11||1|I invited a friend for dinner...|afterwords you can fuck us both|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  562. 3pyne4||99|i just met you|and this was a great casual encounter|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  563. 3pdqmq||264|I just want to be friends|With benefits|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  564. 3pku51||109|I know I am doing this wrong|But WOW she is gorgeous|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  565. 3ql165||12|I only like you as a friend|recommends you to her other friends.|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  566. 3q1f63||218|I only smoke the baby nugs.||I want to leave the big ones for your paying customers.||0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  567. 3q325l||376|I said I could go for a big piece of chocolate cake|proceeds to bake a chocolate cake from scratch|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  568. 3ply0d||23|I think my boyfriend has a WRZ|buys whatever you suggest|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  569. 3p9t4h|3p9t52|95|I want to|do bad things with you|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  570. 3qgb3x||3100|I want to break up|These nugs for a blunt to share with you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  571. 3qagcv||12|I want to fuck all the bitches|And drop cum from my pusy|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1
  572. 3pxo9r||138|"I' ve got some stuff to do, call you after the weekend, babe?"|Actually doesn't want BF to suffer during sharkweek.|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  573. 3p4jus|3p4k12|120|i'd just love to see how many||blowjobs you could take a day.||1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  574. 3pmmq1||242|I'm Fine|Is actually fine.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  575. 3ql16e||13|I'm fine|actually is|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  576. 3qj841||102|"I'm hungry, let's get dinner"|Doesn't make you wait for 30 minutes doing things that can be done after dinner|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  577. 3p1kze||22|I'm super hot without fat|But I hide it to preserve you from world national orgasm|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  578. 3pxo6a||21|"I've got some stuff to do, call you after the weekend?"|"Actually, sharkweek"|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  579. 3pzron||161|If i'm gonna lose you to halo|i'd better be lost too.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  580. 3ow01e||26|If it wasn't important|you wouldn't have mentioned it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  581. 3qzq7x||138|"im tired I'm going to bed, goodnight!!"| actually goes to bed|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  582. 3p874i||15|in a relationship for over a year|doesn't care about promise rings|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  583. 3qs4a4||2|independent|but needs you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  584. 3pkrns||166|Infant Daughter cries endlessly at 3am when we both have to work in the morning|voluntarily comforts her in another room so you can be rested for work|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  585. 3pwh4o||224|Insists on paying her own way|doesn't use it as a tool for withholding sex|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  586. 3q7p83||891|interested in you|drops hints you can actually pick up|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  587. 3pz6uk||139|invites you over for dinner and brownies|has sex with you afterwards|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  588. 3pdxgz||141|Invites you over to hang out|Shows up with another girl|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  589. 3pcdhd||4623|Invites you over to hang with her all weekend|knows it's D3 launch weekend and provides extra laptop so you can play|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  590. 3qe9z5||32|Irritated you didn't text you'd be late|so she could have dinner ready for you when you got home.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  591. 3qe7xr||8|"Is ""PMS""-ing"|You know what would make me feel better? Sex and then steak|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  592. 3plxta||116|Is a cop|Posts to facebook all the speed cameras in the district|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  593. 3pqd1s||33989|Is a dead meme|Doesn't bitch about it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1
  594. 3p8ose||15|Is a drag queen|"Doesn't say ""tranny"""|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  595. 3qsdbc||5|is a female nerd|doesn't brag about it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0
  596. 3opevy||172|Is a female redditor|doesn't whore for karma|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|1
  597. 3qr47c||206|is a feminist|doesn't act all cunty about it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1
  598. 3p4kvp||83|Is a gamer girl|Doesn't brag about it for attention|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0
  599. 3qox5u||328|Is a girl|Doesn't have opinions|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  600. 3onyfo||265|Is a girl gamer|Doesn't brag about it.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0
  601. 3paj60||159|is a girl gamer|Doesn't rub it in everyone's face every chance she gets.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0
  602. 3qo4h1||118|is a girl gamer|Doesn't go around telling everyone|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0
  603. 3qe9jj||144|Is a girl gamer|Doesn't try to whore herself out for attention|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|1
  604. 3qza1o||19|Is a girl in the class|doesn't spend the whole class whining and talking.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0
  605. 3pknt8||19|is a hooker|with a heart of gold|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  606. 3qg15y||13|Is a lesbian|Dances with you anyway|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  607. 3pl3cl||85|Is a model with a great personality|Inexplicably wants to bang foreveralone redditors|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  608. 3q8g2h||106|Is a stock photo|doesn't support Chick-fil-a|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  609. 3q8zon||160|Is a stripper doing an AMA|Doesn't use it to promote stupid fucking popularity contests|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  610. 3pkqza||97|Is a vegan|Doesn't tell you at every meal|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  611. 3qbmpa||585|is a vegetarian|takes samples of meat because she knows you like them|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  612. 3op092||397|Is a vegetarian|Orders bacon just so you can have it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  613. 3pp4b4|3pp4ay|382|Is about to have sex with you|unhooks her own bra|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  614. 3p4r7x||68760|Is allergic to latex|Brings her own condoms|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  615. 3p4wpl||36|Is allergic to latex|Lets you go bareback|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  616. 3p4xj3||167|Is allergic to latex|let's you hit it raw|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  617. 3p4xpf||80|Is allergic to latex|Still wears Latex Tights because you think it's fucking HOT|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  618. 3qie02||29|Is an atheist|Still sends her missionary best friend weekly letters|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  619. 3ql3ul||18|IS ANGRY WITH YOU|TELLS YOU WHY|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  620. 3q81kn||19|Is being mistaken for waiting tables|Explains the misunderstanding|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  621. 3q1voa||19|Is bored|Doesnt complain and goes shaves her pussy|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  622. 3pks26||12|is called in to testify against you|sudden memory loss|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  623. 3pu4xi|3ptygw|89|Is coming home before you expect her|calls ahead of time to tell you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  624. 3on12l||549|is dating extremely photogenic guy|doesn't karma whore his picture on reddit|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0
  625. 3pkopd||177|is either objectified|or used to be passively aggressive towards women|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  626. 3q2u30||14|IS extremely attractive|"shouldn't be subjected to sex jokes,you pervs"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  627. 3qkrcp|3qkvu9|189|is fat|Doesn't think she's skinny|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  628. 3qumwj||14|is forgetful|always remembers to be nice|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  629. 3pd2mr||31|is fully capable of opening a tight jar|actually does on her own|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  630. 3p2me9||181|Is Girlfriend|Also makes dinner|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0
  631. 3qgm4u||215|"Is having a really bad, ""pms-y"", can't do anything right day..."|Doesn't take it out on you.|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|1|0|0
  632. 3oqton|3oqtpe|120|Is highly educated|isn't a bitch about it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1
  633. 3pl2pm||200|Is hot|doesn't whore it out for upvotes|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1|0|1|0|1
  634. 3pmi9z||19|Is hot|Not overly attached|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  635. 3pzjrn||188|is in an abusive relationship|leaves and files criminal charges|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  636. 3prox4||77|is invited to a party|brings a keg|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1|0|0|0|0
  637. 3pko5a||168463|Is mad at you|Tells you why|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  638. 3olk83||211|Is mad at you|Doesn't tell all her friends about it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  639. 3pksqi||20|is mad at you|tells you why|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  640. 3onuvq||115|is nicest girl in the whole wide world|amazing at banging|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  641. 3qeb38||56|Is not only dating|guys who tattooed and goes to the gym|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  642. 3p224e||474|Is on her period|Still maintains rationality and reasoning|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  643. 3p2q6q||183|is on her period|Tells you she still has two other places it could go|1|1|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  644. 3otb2e||868|is on her period|still gives you a blow job|1|1|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  645. 3pzzu7||341|Is on her period|Doesn't talk about it|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  646. 3pzkmh||111|is on her period|doesn't complain about it|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  647. 3plb0y||88|Is on her period|Says its time for buttplay|1|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  648. 3qq9i6||5|Is on her period|"Lets you come over, has sex and doesn't bleed at all"|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  649. 3q81k3||23|Is one of the best python programmers|Hides behind a genderless handle|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  650. 3pdz5s||241|Is pregnant|doesn't spam your facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  651. 3q8clo||181|is pregnant|doesn't spam Facebook with pictures of baby bump|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  652. 3q65ut||8|Is pregnant|doesn't post weekly updates on Facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  653. 3qsdfc||4|is pretty|doesn't base her self-worth on it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  654. 3pkr40||115|is pretty|developed personality anyway|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  655. 3pzgyt||168|Is quitting to go to another job|helps you get a better one before she goes|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  656. 3p2rho||286|is really pretty||1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  657. 3ph5ew|3ph5fs|82|Is scared of spiders|takes spider out of your room for you anyway|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  658. 3qko5g|3qlrpy|177093|Is Skinny|Doesn't Think she's fat|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  659. 3pmib5||266|Is smoking hot|Not overly attached|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  660. 3p9xhm||122|Is taken to an expensive restaurant|Makes sure to order cheaper meal than you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  661. 3ptv7k||17|Is texting you and phone is dead|recharges it to apologize and warn you that it will die soon.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  662. 3qfgyg||91|Is the hotter than Mckayla|Gives her a chance to take over the front page.|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  663. 3p3w8r||18|is the manager|does her own dishes|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  664. 3qivib||34|Is tired|Still has sex|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  665. 3q0f78||21|is too good for you||0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  666. 3qdz1z||113919|Is upset|Tells you she is upset|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  667. 3qe8j4||1949|is upset|Tells you why she is upset|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  668. 3qe1ob||1055|Is upset|Tells you why|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  669. 3qe4wu||728|is upset|remains sane|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  670. 3qe8oq||124|is upset|tells you how to make her happy|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  671. 3qe75b||32|Is upset|Is stable enough to deal with it by herself|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  672. 3qrnh2||92|Is upset with you|"Doesn't reply to your text message with just ""K."""|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  673. 3p59ok||91|Is valedictorian of her class|Doesn't Brag about it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  674. 3qcf48||262|Is way out of your league|pretends you're together to make your ex jealous|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  675. 3p268z||483|"Is way, way out of your league"|doesn't lead you on|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  676. 3qe2uu|3pxov4|299|Is wrong|Admits it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  677. 3q2mpj|3pzh8i|172|is your beer pong partner|doesn't make you drink for her|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  678. 3pmlod||664|Is your girlfriend|isn't overly attached|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  679. 3pse3c||206|is your girlfriend|also best friend|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  680. 3pmhe5||23|Is your girlfriend|Not overly attached|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  681. 3q223l||229|Is your girlfriend and loves you very much|Still lets you hang out with your other friends|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  682. 3pweyz||11|Is your sex slave and housekeeper|Also pays for everything|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  683. 3qczxs||180|Is your wife for the past 5 years|still gives you blowjobs|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  684. 3qmmz6||199|Isn't a gamer|Loves to watch you play.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  685. 3pke8r||98|isn't a whore|gives advice|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|1
  686. 3r29p9||190|Isn't attracted to you the same way|"Tells you immediately she won't ever reciprocate your feelings, but values your friendship"|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  687. 3pzhb8||123|Isn't interested in you|Tells you before you make a fool of yourself|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  688. 3pqyf4||2289|Isn't pregnant|Doesn't wish you happy fathers day as a prank|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  689. 3pik69||82|Isn't used as a good example as much as Good Guy Greg|Doesn't turn into Scumbage Girl for karma|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  690. 3qua50||786|isnt interested in dating|tells you without leading you on|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  691. 3pk6b3||15|IT DOES NOT HURT|LET'S DO IT AGAIN|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  692. 3qmsre||199577|It's Fine|Is Fine|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  693. 3qe3tn||15|it's fine|Actually fine|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  694. 3qzx97|3qzx4o|10|It's Mitch's birthday|Doesn't forget|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  695. 3r23iw||244|It's next year?|Guess we'll have to celebrate early|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  696. 3opioh||102|It's ok you didn't get me anything for easter|It's a silly holiday|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  697. 3pks75||37|It's pronounced Gina|as in Vagina|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  698. 3qe9of||34|Jacob Rules?|Rules the pussaaay!|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  699. 3qsiss||145|Joins sorority|to hook guy friends up|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  700. 3p0jby||26|Just ate her out|She will still make out with you|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  701. 3qldpk||51|Just had a baby|Doesn't spam news feed with daily baby pics for months on end.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  702. 3pd11r||7401|Just started selling to you|gives discount regardless|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  703. 3qudb7||21|Killing Spiders isn't her thing|kills spider to help her roomie sleep|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  704. 3plmek||41|Kills you in the End.|"Buys you a looting sword, kills someone trying to raid you, gives you full diamond gear."|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  705. 3pknrn||16|Kisses You|AFTER the blowjob|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  706. 3psma2||46|Know you have a reddit account|Upvotes all of your links|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  707. 3pzw84||13|know's your at a [10]|talks to your parents for you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  708. 3p2ofb||379|Knows Diablo III is coming out|Understands your subsequent lack of emotional presence|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  709. 3qvvqj||96|Knows dryer is broken|Tells you before you use it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  710. 3pcjys||2241|KNows Final fantasy is your favourite game series|spends 50 hours completing final fantasy x with you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  711. 3qs4cc||2|knows her body isn't perfect|doesn't make you feel guilty about it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  712. 3r1a14||126|knows I reddit|laughs at my jokes anyway|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  714. 3oswuz||95|Knows it'll be awkward to show up at the same party with her new BF|doesn't|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0|0
  715. 3qu41l||5|"Knows it's ""No Fap September"""|Has sex with you all the time instead|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  716. 3p80yv||121|knows its a one night stand|actually leaves before you wake up|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  717. 3omjwp||101|knows joke|lets you say the punchline anyway|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  718. 3pz0q2||115053|Knows she has great boobs|doesn't get offended when you stare|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  719. 3pktu0||68|knows she has pms|sits quietly on reddit all day so not to take it out on you|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  720. 3pq16r||13|Knows she hurt your feelings|Surprises you at your house with pancakes and a handjob.|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  721. 3p742y||20|Knows she is attractive|never does the duck face|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  722. 3ppo73||155|knows she is going to camp the bowl|passes back and lets you get another hit|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  723. 3qfgu4||88|Knows she is the hotter meme|Allows McKayla to take over the front page.|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  724. 3pllsn||120|knows she's a dead meme|doesn't bitch about it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1
  725. 3q0iqv||618|knows she's hot|doesn't post on /r/amiugly|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  726. 3q06sc||2921|Knows she's wrong about something|admits she's wrong|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  727. 3qeaqz||12|Knows shes way out of your league|dates you for the person you are on the inside|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  728. 3os279||74|knows stuff|let's us know.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  729. 3pkist||22|Knows that you like Game of Thrones|Texts you to remind you the 'lord of the rings' show is on.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  730. 3qehr9||11|knows trust is key|doesn't lie about everything|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  731. 3qy0ab||3|Knows you are a Perv. is on period|"is a perv also, lets you get your red wings"|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  732. 3q1qtk||141|Knows you are going to pay for dinner|Still offers to pay|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  733. 3poy21||21|Knows you are in the deep south|mails you dank ass weed|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  734. 3pkhon||114|Knows you are nervous about going to prom with a hot chick|Goes down on you in the limo on the way there|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  735. 3prgn6||2386|Knows you are shy at parties|Tells her girl friends good things about you|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  736. 3pdd29||16|Knows you are trying to poop|Uses hand dryer|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  737. 3qryr0||11|knows you broke up with your boyfriend|doesn't give you advice|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  738. 3pipqe||215|Knows you came in her mouth|doesn't try to make out with you atfer|1|1|0|0|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  739. 3qpc04||10|"knows you can't roll joints for shit,"|rolls them for you and buys you a bubbler|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  740. 3qkjdv||19|knows you cleaned your sheets today|let's do it on the floor|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  741. 3p25de||167|knows you don't pick up on subtly|just asks if u want to bang|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  742. 3q1wom||20|knows you facebook-stalk her|sets everything to 'public'|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  743. 3q6ztw||127|Knows you forgot her birthday is coming up|Reminds you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  744. 3ptxp3||107|Knows you found that joke on Reddit|doesn't call you out on it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0
  745. 3q2jg9||68|Knows you get hungry after sex|keeps a premade sandwich next to the bed|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  746. 3pn3yq||615|Knows you had a bad day|Comes home with a case of your favourite beer|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0
  747. 3qafv5||164|Knows you hate mondays|Wakes you up with a blowjob|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  748. 3q0wn5||153|knows you have 99 problems|ain't one|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1
  749. 3q266v||187|Knows you have a 3 hour drive ahead of you|quietly cleans up around you  and lets you sleep in|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  750. 3pkffj||72741|knows you have a crush on her|makes the first move|1|0|0|0|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  751. 3qiyoe||126|Knows You Have a crush on her|sets you up with a hot friend|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  752. 3pkmtz||24|knows you have a crush on her|still pretends to like you|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  753. 3q0ut5||16|knows you have a crush on Misty|dresses up as Misty and fucks you silly|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  754. 3q0mh4|3q0rb8|173729|knows you have a crush on molly|dresses up as molly and fucks you silly|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  755. 3r2137||202|knows you have a lot of friends that are girls|doesn't ask you questions about them|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  756. 3psmbz||181|Knows you have a reddit account|Upvotes all of your links|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  757. 3osgmq||358|knows you have a tiny penis|pretends that it is destroying her during sex|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  758. 3pkljg||85|Knows you have crabs|pretends she likes seafood|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  759. 3qbicu||122|knows you inappropriately text her on accident|Pretends to accidentally erase message|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  760. 3pzfs4||105|Knows you like her|doesn't talk about her crush when you're around|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  761. 3q2ru9||184|Knows you like her|Asks you out instead of waiting for you to work up the courage.|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  762. 3q0stt||110718|Knows you like sex|Has sex with you|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  763. 3q81m6||12|Knows you miss your boyfriend|Drops by with Martini and horror movies|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  764. 3q0slg||14|knows you use Reddit|Creates accounts to up vote you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  765. 3pkvej||119|Knows you want to have sex|initiates it|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  766. 3qqo9b|3qqo96|8|Knows you want to use her laptop|FB on her phone so you can use the laptop|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  767. 3qc7bb||63|knows you went out thursday night|Has a Gatorade and bagel on your desk when you arrive|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0
  768. 3pm3aa||23|Knows you're a awkward and funny guy|Doesn't mind chatting with you on facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  769. 3q0zxt||15|Knows you're a misogynist asshole who views her as a sex object|acts as a sex object|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  770. 3pkbih||242134|Knows you're a terrible and awkward dancer|dances awkwardly with you so you dont feel as awkward|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  771. 3p2bsz||106|Knows you're about to break up with her|Doesn't try to get pregnant|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  772. 3qr9qi||33|knows you're allergic to peanuts|spends 2 weeks straight grinding up peanuts into a fine powder and covers you head to toe in peanut dust with a leaf blower|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  773. 3op00q||101|Knows you're an Atheist|Still buys you candy on Easter|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0
  774. 3qbf4i||12|Knows you're broke|Offers to cover the $5 split for a $110 half.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  775. 3q7305||25|knows you're busy in work|doesn't constantly text and call you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  776. 3q48dj||39|Knows you're dry|hooks you up for free|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  777. 3owinn||227|knows you're gay|offers you her brother to get you started|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  778. 3q0035|3q002o|322|Knows you're high as cluck|gives you free two liter for desert mouth|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0
  779. 3pq17c||17|Knows you're mad at her|"Comes over to apologize, make pancakes, and give you a handjob."|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  780. 3owujv||16532|Knows you're not doing anything|Surprises you with a bowl and her copy of Zelda: Ocarina of Time|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0
  781. 3ooybu||216374|Knows you're not religious|Doesn't even wake you up to go to church with her on easter|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  782. 3op23w||303|Knows you're not religious|Blow Job|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  783. 3op28c||203|knows you're on a bad mood|gives you head|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  784. 3pzkyi||25|knows you're shy|doesn't confront you about it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  785. 3r3k2e||101|knows you're shy|asks you out|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  786. 3owg2j||26|Knows you're stoned|Lets you borrow her nexflix account to watch Arrested Development|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0
  787. 3ptpzd||48|Knows you're too drunk for your own good|Doesn't post embarrassing photos to facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  788. 3qag1a||28|Knows you're too tired for sex|Gives you a massage instead|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  789. 3pkx8e||129|knows you're using the bathroom after her|puts the seat up when she's done|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  790. 3pkx66||19|Knows You're using the bathroom after her|puts the toilet seat up when she's done|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  791. 3qnx7o||111|Knows you're watching a movie with your Ex|Knows you're actually watching the movie|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  792. 3q6ex3||100|Knows you've been using her best moisturizer to fap|Buys you your own|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  793. 3otxq0||14030|"Knows you've got an ulterior motive in being her ""friend"""|Is friends with you anyway|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0|0
  794. 3ppln1||25838|Knows you've never been with a girl|Lets you practice unhooking her bra|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  795. 3ppsdr||1172|knows you've never been with a girl|sucks your dick|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  796. 3qg5po||516|Knows your adoptive parents that she personally gave you to just disowned you|Brings you back into Biological family and sues for parental rights|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  797. 3prlat||2684|knows your birthday is tomorrow|buys you an ounce and smokes with you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  798. 3qryss||8|knows your boyfriend will propose|tells him which ring you want|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  799. 3qkfda||9|Knows your broke|Buys you Race Car parts|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  800. 3ovf6o||18|Knows your dry for 420|Hooks you up for 420|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  801. 3pks1v||8|knows your facebook password|never checks your messages|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  802. 3ov0pm||54|Knows your facebook post is from reddit|Deletes their comment after revealing your secret|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0
  803. 3qp504||23457|knows your human sexuality class is covering masturbation|helps you with your homework|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  804. 3q7qqy||12|Knows youre hungry after work|Sammich ready when you get home|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  805. 3p21h6||241|Lady in street|freak in bed|1|0|0|0|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  806. 3qj9oh||14|Learns of your crush on her|Doesn't change a thing|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  807. 3oskcj||287|Learns Sheltered College Freshman has her own subreddit.|Subscribes.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  808. 3qs4d4||2|learns you like anal|buys anal lube|1|0|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  809. 3q3dmd||104|Leaves drinking game to get beer|Brings everyone a new beer|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  810. 3p4kk0||277|Leaving for plane ride at end of college year|"Here, I thought you should have this Hands me a g+"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  811. 3qu1n7||215|left your reddit logged in|scrolls through it to see what kind of porn you like|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  812. 3p4kjz||111|let her pick the movie on date night|she actually picks a movie|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  813. 3pmde3||20|Let you know shes on her way|Makes certain you know its for sex|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  814. 3q12o6||39854|Let's smoke a bowl|before we have sex again|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  815. 3q97xo||148|Let's wait|until we're married ;-)|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  816. 3qs47j||8|Let's you fuck her ass|Comes while you do it|1|0|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  817. 3pwgup|3pwguf|163|let's you prolapse her anus|doesn't complain|1|0|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  818. 3p1ns0||45|Lets boyfriend take nude photos of her|THANKS FOR THINKING I'M SEXY|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  819. 3p51ec||14|Lets guy she doesn't like borrow shirt to match dress|is chill about it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  820. 3q2bc9||184|lets play spin the bottle|make out with all my friends|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  821. 3qdxu8||21|lets you brew|cleans up after|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  822. 3qdxtw||10|Lets you brew|when you want to|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  823. 3pkmwb||12|lets you buy her a drink|gives her your number|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  824. 3pks1k||18|lets you hit it from behind|reaches back to caress your sack|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  825. 3qhogs|3qhxaw 3qhog8|188|"Lets you pause ""The Vow"" to watch the Curiosity Landing"|30 seconds before touchdown|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  826. 3qnqdm|3qnqal|12|Likes a website|clicks on its ads|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  827. 3p269e||408|Likes it doggy style|requests doggy style|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  828. 3p7kfg||87|Likes Justin Bieber and One Direction|For their music|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  829. 3p1zkq||46|likes me|isn't batshit insane|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  830. 3om7sw||221|Likes new clothes and accessories|gets them at jc penney to save money|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  831. 3p69jz||123|Likes one direction|Doesn't tell you every five seconds|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  832. 3qnbqt||85|Likes One Direction|Doesn't post shit about them on facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  833. 3pks33||14|likes to play Call of Duty and has|no gag reflex|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  834. 3pkmuz||14|likes you|"no games, goes out with you"|1|0|0|0|1|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0
  835. 3qb8a6||90|likes you|tells you|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0|0
  836. 3pk680||233|Likes you as more than a friend|Actually tells you|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  837. 3pwk7h||23|Listens to friends gossip|Defends the person they're all bashing|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  838. 3p2u7t||232|Literally had sex with fat boner nigger|trys to cover up pussy stink with fabreze|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1
  839. 3pq3l9||29|lives farthest away from school|informs classmates when & where they're scheduled for it exam|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  840. 3pxr4n||3462|Lives with boyfriend|Stays in kitchen|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1|0
  841. 3qlf9r||16|Lotion next to computer|"Fapping? It's okay, Everyone does that!"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  842. 3pzfq5||10|Loves God|Prays with you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  843. 3oq93f|3oq92o|140|loves salsa|can go out with a guy who doesn't|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  844. 3qmqkr||10|Loves you no matter what|Even if you have a small penis|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  845. 3p27pk||25|Makes a meme|Doesn't copy an already existent one because she realises how annoying it is for everyone|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  846. 3q2d1q||13|"makes an ""im angry"" post on facebook"|Actually tells you the story|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  847. 3phupi||15|Makes an instagram photo|Doesnt post to twitter|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  848. 3q17dp||118|Makes cupcakes for you|Go play one of your games while they cook.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0
  849. 3q2w2s||123|Makes plans with you|Is ready on time|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  850. 3pdzxb||7|Makes rage comic about GW posts|Leaves pics in user history|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  851. 3pkmd7||271|makes sandwiches|without anyone asking|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  852. 3q7nk5||427|Makes sandwiches all day|saves clips for awesome videogame art|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0
  853. 3qjg9l||22|Makes sandwiches for you|because you broke both of your arms the other day.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  854. 3pmf0c||33|Makes you|a Sandwich|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  855. 3pkx05||39|makes you a sandwich|without having to be asked|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  856. 3qnrli||252|Makes you delete a revealing screenshot of her skyping you|So you can take a better fully nude shot|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  857. 3qrzlu||4|makes you give her a message|has sex with you after|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  858. 3outjt||22|Makes you laugh out loud|Doesn't know you were having a bad bad|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  859. 3onab2||277|Marries rich R9 guy in game|doesn't gold dig him|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  860. 3p9z67||144|Marries you|"doesn't refer to you as ""hubby"""|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  861. 3p1sbp||81|"meet her at a bar, buy her 2 drinks"|she doesn't say 'oh here comes my boyfriend'|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  862. 3r0zmb||63645|Meets new guy and gets engaged|knows what you have to offer a relationship and sets you up with friends who will appreciate those qualities.|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  863. 3p9jug||14|Meets your ex...|Doesn't ask who you think is prettier|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  864. 3pkt2w||66|meets your mother|still loves you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  865. 3qgd3w||139|Mildly Inconveinced|Doesn't flip her shit|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  866. 3p8890||106|Mutual break up|Sets you up with her hot friends.|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  867. 3pp9yr||211|My va-jay hurts|want to put it in my butt?|1|0|1|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  868. 3p4rv6||155|named gina|"doesn't get mad when you call her ""va-gina"""|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  869. 3pnvwu||142|Named Gina|Doesn't propagate negative Italian stereotypes|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  870. 3q2s19||14|"Needs something from the kitchen, but the TV is in the way."|"Sees you are playing a game and moves past the TV as fast as possible, as not to disturb you."|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  871. 3qhmve|3qhmuz|145|Needs to use your computer while you're out|calls to check if she needs to save your current game|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  872. 3qs4ay||2|never complains|EVER|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  873. 3qgjp2||28|Never gets a|headache|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  874. 3qs4as||2|never mentions marriage|says yes without hesitation|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  875. 3qfiw1||14|NEW TO PROJECT|IS HELPFUL|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  876. 3poy3r||28|No condoms|Lets you cum on her 7 times|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  877. 3q0052||16|No longer into you|Hooks you up with her friend|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  878. 3qdye4||231|No sex before marriage|anal and oral still okay|1|1|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  879. 3qdybt||9|no sex before marriage|just anal and oral|1|1|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  880. 3qrjdb||119|No sex while on her period|Blowjob|1|1|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  881. 3q050q||329|No time for sex before people show up|how about a blowjob while we wait|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  882. 3q0zfx||19|not attracted to smokers|goes on date with goodguy greg anyway|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  883. 3qp8ig||10|NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR DARREN|GIVES UP HER SPOT|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  884. 3qsd9j||1|Not in the mood|Tells you so and doesn't fake it|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  885. 3qzk8m||3|Not in the mood|still fucks her husband|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  886. 3q5pgs|3q5phz|113|Not in the mood for sex|Gives you a message to make up for it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  887. 3p1sl4||103|Not interested in you|Doesn't flirt back out of her own personal enjoyment|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0|0
  888. 3ox542||373|not into you|sets you up with hotter friend that is|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  889. 3ps340||19|Not particularly aroused by Anal.|Lets you put it in whenever you want|1|0|1|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  890. 3qehqg||9|not ready for relationship|doesn't send half naked pictures|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  891. 3q26r8||101|Nothing intresting actually happend|just missed seeing this meme|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  892. 3p1dfu||62|Noticed friend's house is out of toilet paper|Brings a roll next sleepover|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  893. 3qhfnd||12|Notices her tester doesn't have any food|Gives away half of her own meal|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  894. 3pl5rc|3pl5pu|148|"notices man awkwardly trying to hit on her, sees reddit sticker on his car,"|asks him out to lunch|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  895. 3qobw5||12|Notices people getting hated for gay reasons.|Thumbs them up because she knows that feel.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1
  896. 3qfxnv||153|Notices something funny|Lets boyfriend post it on reddit|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  897. 3ozymd||27|notices the girl you are talking to is a bitch|tells you to stop dating her and hooks you up with her friends|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|1
  898. 3qfe2i||141|Notices you accidentally fart during sex|"You're a guy, it happens"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  899. 3r3bj4||147135|Notices you checking her out|Smiles and takes it as flattery|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  900. 3pdpz9||61|notices you friend zoned yourself|"I have a cute friend I can set you up with, but she's kind of a nympho"|1|0|0|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  901. 3qo4kr||97|Notices you had a stressfull day|brings you a cold beer|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  902. 3p32vf||12|notices you have a nervous sweat|asks if you've been working out|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  903. 3p4p7b||218|Notices you missed her making out with her female best friend|makes out with her again so you can watch|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  904. 3p35oy||166|Notices you sweating from nervousness|Boosts confidence by asking about you working out|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  905. 3qsdet||6|Notices you're dating Overly Attached girlfriend|warns you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  906. 3q2xib||14|Notices your data isn't that big|Doesn't say anything|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  907. 3pqjii||210|Notices your voice cracks while trying to impress her|pretends not to notice|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  908. 3qsdcb||2|notices your VPL|tells you discreetly|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  909. 3qczz0||18|Offers to make you a sandwich|everyday|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  910. 3qgd7r||325|Offers to slob your Johnson|Actually swallows your load and likes it.|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  911. 3pped0||279|Offers to Tell your overly attached ex girlfriend|To fuck off|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  912. 3q4x4c||105|Offers you alcohol to take|smokes you out|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  913. 3pzj3t|3pzj3b|152|Offers you sex while in early stages of labor|Because she knows it will be 6 weeks before you can do it again|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  914. 3port3||15|"Oh so you have our ""relationship"" on FB hidden?"|That's cute! Show me how you did it!|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  915. 3pt0gx||105|"Oh, so you prefer the red shoes?"|wears the red shoes|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  916. 3olfnx||661|On her period|Blowjob week for you|1|1|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  917. 3olehp||558|ON HER PERIOD|Has sex anyway because who gives a fuck|1|0|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  918. 3pkfcz||44|On her period|Gives you blow jobs all week|1|1|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  919. 3py3zc||234|On her period|So that means Blowjobs for you|1|1|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  920. 3pkfcq||27|On her period|Gives you blowjobs all week|1|1|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  921. 3pknry||21|On her period|leaves for 5 days|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  922. 3pxwlg||28|On her period. Gives morning deepthroat|then makes breakfast|1|1|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  923. 3osm7k||32|on OKcupid|replies often|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  924. 3qob29||214|On the phone when she walks in|Stops talking while at the register|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  925. 3pmii8|3pmijk|28|once black|comes back|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  926. 3pjezo||12|only invites you over|when she wants you to fix something|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  927. 3p1v30||21|Only likes you as a friend|is honest about it|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0|0
  928. 3p4whq||197|Only things I appreciate about her are things directly related to myself|She doesn't care|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  929. 3qrspd||6|Orders a meal|Doesn't upload it to instagram|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0
  930. 3pr19f||97|Orders a salad|Doesn't eat your fries|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  931. 3p4qy7||3429|Orders something at a restaurant|actually eats it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  932. 3p27q1||25|Other girls think shes a slut|just because she's more attractive than them|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1
  933. 3pl0xu||26|out of town for a week|sends naked pics to make up for lost sex|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  934. 3q2t5f||631|Overhears your friends wont be on TF2 for another half hour|Has sex with you for half hour|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  935. 3qj5a3||16|Own Meme Haven't Been Used In A While|Doesn't Complain|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  936. 3q6li7||114|Owns jangly jewellery|Doesn't wear it to the theatre|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  937. 3op4zh||58|Passes you in the hall|doesn't shoot you in the face|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  938. 3qgdai||122|pays for her own food|lets you eat her leftovers|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  939. 3qgu7z||115|peels all the protective pieces of plastic off her new computer. slooooowly.|lets you watch.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  940. 3qs7jb||19|Person behind her at light has right turn signal on|moves to the left lane|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  941. 3py68m||6105|picks a spot in the beach|points out the topless girls nearby|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  942. 3pnsch||254|Picks movie for date night|Men in black 3|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  943. 3pgwra||198|picks up on your advances|casually mentions boyfriend|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  944. 3oy0lz||31|Picks you up from a party because you were drunk|gives you a blowjob and free clothes from pacsun|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  945. 3qad1x||104|Plays COD|Doesn't call everyone a fag|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  946. 3q7bje||12|plays dominion|doesn't pick jax|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  947. 3qsdb4||6|"plays tf2, sees three snipers already"|switches to medic|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  948. 3pxvsq||31|Plays video games|Doesn't Brag About It|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0
  949. 3ovpx8||43|Please tell me more|...reeally it's ok|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  950. 3pt5qm||119|Points out which person she is in her pictures|so you can tell who she is if she adds you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  951. 3owzte||36|Positive role model for female novices|Doesn't rerun cases in outrounds|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  952. 3oxhxq||70|Positive role model for female novices|Makes it to Nats finals without rerunning cases|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  953. 3qktxo|3qktyd|22|Possibly has some insecurities about her body|Doesn't demand your attention by bringing them up all the time|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  954. 3on39o||260|"Posts ""first time"" on r/gonewild"|actually going wild|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  956. 3oustq||23|posts college meme|Doesn't take credit|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  957. 3pp1jz||26|Posts cryptic facebook status|Tells you what is wrong when you ask|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  958. 3pkv0m||14|Posts depressing song lyrics|cites the title and the band|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  959. 3pj3s4||100|Posts multiple pictures of her and her boyfriend on graduation day|Doesn't tag his presence in every single photo|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  960. 3qryj3||7|Posts photos of you on FB|photoshops out acne|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  961. 3p3km7||200|Posts something funny on FB...|doesn't screenshot and beg for karma.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  962. 3os0mg||35|Posts to r/gonewild|tells everyone|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  963. 3qjfj3||90|Pretends to be sweet|fucks your best friend on your birthday|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  964. 3p9feq||112|Prom night|brings tampons in case someone needs them|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  965. 3pwr9j||121|promises nothing will change between the two of you|actually keeps her promise|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  966. 3ql9im||11|promises she's going to send you a parcel to military|Sends you a parcel to military|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  967. 3qziz7||15|PUKES WHILE GIVING YOU HEAD|Keeps going|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  968. 3ophwh||3406|Pulled muscle and can't have sex for six weeks|Gives husband enthusiastic blowjobs|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  969. 3onhdz||27|Pulls prank on the bro house|cleans up after|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  970. 3pl59w||169|Puts something nice on|doesn't ask you if it makes her look fat|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  971. 3qf09g||145|Puts the toilet seat up|After using the toilet|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  972. 3qo2p4||13|Puts up a fashion shop|makes seats for the boyfriends|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  973. 3peqst||101|Puts you in the friend zone|with benefits|1|0|0|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  974. 3qtppe||2294|Puts you in the Friend Zone|Feels bad and hooks you up with one of her friends|1|0|0|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  975. 3qlztr||17|Puts Your Ely in Bank|Just incase she gets hacked|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  976. 3pkxwp||222|Ran out of condoms|Suggests anal|1|0|1|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  977. 3pa59h||16|random Guy helps her out|decides to go out with him|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  978. 3p50qr||45|Rape her|Say's she was asking for it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1
  979. 3qo34w||236633|Reads books|Doesn't call herself a nerd|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  980. 3qu8g8||6|Reads meme about Good Girl Gina Having Sex|Realizes it's a joke and doesn't throw a fit.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  981. 3qhlt9||29|REALIZES 'good girl gina' is exclusively written by patriarchal men|calls them out on it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  982. 3qvk8g||7|Realizes boyfiend loves banana bread|Makes banana bread|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  983. 3qgy2y||209|Realizes she forgot her purse after spent an hour shopping|puts every item back where it came from|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  984. 3opy0e||102|Realizes she forgot to give you a birthday BJ|Can I give you two on my birthday to make up for it?|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  985. 3pwhg0||110|Realizes that sex and food make you happy...|Doesn't call you a sexist.|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0
  986. 3pnxe9||215|Realizes that your incredibly misogynistic  |gives you a blow job while you play call of duty|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  987. 3pl0u7||17|Realizes you and your friends are high|makes you milkshakes and sandwiches|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0
  988. 3pktrd||9|realizes you are a really good guy and really right for her|doesnt keep you in the Friend zone|1|0|0|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  989. 3qw74o||11|Really pretty and tries to exploit her looks for money|actually has a sense of humor about herself|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  990. 3ptc1u||14|Received a dedicated link|doesn't assume anything.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  991. 3pzi1o||140|Receives your message on a dating site|Replies|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  992. 3q1k3w||99|receives your text message|replies|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  993. 3qq2hb||94|Reddit goes down|Creates gonewild post in the interim|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  994. 3os9ay||29|Refuses to go dutch|I'll just pay for everything|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  995. 3qe3nl||24|Released from the ER after a terrible chainsaw accident|Gives you a BJ the moment you get home|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  996. 3qrurf||2|Remember Me?||0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  997. 3q280i||25255|Remember when this meme|Wasn't living in a porn film|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  998. 3pra2f||17|Reminds to come over tonight|because she'll be on her period tomorrow|1|0|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  999. 3qd7ar||83|reminds you of update|still lets you have winzip for free|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1000. 3qfbkj|3qf8t9|142|removes makeup|after she bangs you and you fall asleep|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1001. 3qrx3w||146696|Replaced by Misunderstood Girlfriend|Doesn't get jealous|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1002. 3opz33||135|Rides in your car|Doesn't try to change your music|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1003. 3qr7bf||2|Rocks your world|Blows your mind Stays in Touch!!|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1004. 3p8lb3||28|Runs 40+ miles a week|doesn't brag about it on Facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1005. 3qk9jm||84|Runs an all women gym|"has the TVs playing discovery channel, cnn, syfy, as well as oprah and cooking channels because she realizes women have varying interests"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1006. 3pe8tx||21|Runs out of memes|Sends nudie pic|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1007. 3pcag6||17|runs up castle hill everyday|doesn't tell everyone on Facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1008. 3pfbch||8|Saw laylay knock onto glass|Didn't laugh at him|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1009. 3qke8q||227|saw the overly attached girlfriend meme|Girls like this are crazy. I would never do this to you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1010. 3qjijr||14|saw you looking at her ass|doesn't say anything|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1011. 3psyhy||172|Say's we don't need condoms 'cause she can't have kids|Provides medical documentation to prove it|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1012. 3pl6gl||25|"Says ""I don't care"""|Actually doesn't care|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1013. 3qho2h||138|"Says ""Yea sure do whatever"" when asked by bf to go out"|means it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  1014. 3q59t8||209|Says it's cool you ditch her to go hang out with friends|Asks if you got time for a quickie before you go.|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1015. 3oyc98||137|Says no!|but still gives you a handy|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1016. 3ql50f||154|Says she can take it all|actually takes it all|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1017. 3pz9s6||170721|Says she doesn't care|actually doesn't care|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  1018. 3q398r||9|Says she doesn't care where we go for dinner|Approves first suggestion|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1019. 3pl0nb||385|says she doesn't want anything at mcdonalds|doesn't eat all of your fries|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1|0
  1020. 3oph8u||256|Says she has no time for a relationship|actually means it|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1021. 3r1bcu||2|says she is a virgin|mentaly insane|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1022. 3pzf5h||19|Says she is fine|Is actually Fine|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  1023. 3pzu7c||79|Says she is okay|Really is completely fine|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  1024. 3qsr4y||491|Says she is self conscious about boobs|Actually has terrible boobs|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1
  1025. 3olicn||189|says she isnt sure if she has an ass|sends you a picture of it and you die of happieness|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1026. 3pknlm||20|Says she likes you|Means it|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1027. 3p1svt||142|says she loves watching movies|"owns more movies than you do, not chick flicks"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  1028. 3qo997||104|Says she plays video games|plays video games|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  1029. 3pzfyo||14|SAYS she trusts you|actually doesn't snoop|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1030. 3p3inp||22|Says she wants a nice guy who will care for her|goes out with good guy greg|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1031. 3pktpu||43|Says she wants a nice guy who will treat her right|Dates Good Guy Greg|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1032. 3pp0hg||118|Says she wants to sit this song out|Says the same thing to the next guy to ask her to dance|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1033. 3qjysp||10|Says she wants to take your relationship to the next level|3some with her hot friend|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1034. 3p0hqw||289|Says she'll be ready in 10 mins|actually is|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1035. 3qu287|3ql8gm 3ql8gd|79149|says she'll be ready in 5 minutes|is ready in 5 minutes|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1036. 3poxlp||23140|says she'll pay for dinner|hands you her credit card so you can look like a man|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1037. 3p1ryb||218|"says she's ""not ready to date right now"""|"doesn't start dating a douchebag the next week, calls you a month later to go out to dinner and a movie"|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1038. 3qkavo||11|Says she's been a redditor for around six months|Has actually been a redditor for seven months|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  1039. 3qtqvk||95|Says she's had a headache for a day now|after she had sex with you last night AND again this morning|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1040. 3qlu68||24|says she's taking requests on /r/gonewild|actually does them|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1041. 3p1v8d||87|SAYS size isn't everything|actually means it|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1042. 3pktv6||12|Says something|Doesn't mean the total opposite|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1043. 3q0x3i||131|Says you shouldn't buy her a present for birthday|doesn't bitches on you about not buying presents|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|1
  1044. 3q0jxu||139|Says you were best she ever had|Means it|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1045. 3pkmr8||30|Says you'll make some girl very happy someday|gives you the chance for it to be her|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1046. 3oneo9||1275|"Says, ""I want to date a nice guy who treats me nice."""|Does|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1047. 3pl2xb||11|"Says, ""I want to talk"""|Doesn't inspire BF with fear|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1048. 3oyf2s||485|"Says, ""I wish I could date a guy like you."""|Means you|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1049. 3pkdrq||12|"Says, ""I'll give you a call next week"""|Gives you a call next week|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1050. 3pn1ft||157|scolds you for not washing your hands after you pee|gives you head later|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1051. 3pmb5v||123|secretly steals your phone while you're playing diablo|takes pictures of her boobs for you to find later|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  1052. 3ozzpv||30|see's a group of people doing duels|Drops plenty of health and mana motes|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1053. 3qae32||15|SEEMS FRIENDLY AT FIRST|But run for your life if she doesn't have her Ice Tea|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1054. 3orrt3||19|Seems to get forgotten|doesn't release the kraken !|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1055. 3qaeoi||10|seems too good to be true|is.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1056. 3pwmdy||100|sees a friend she hasn't seen in forever and hugs him|hugs you to so you don't feel awkward|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1057. 3pkwoz||115|Sees a Good Girl Gina meme on Reddit|Doesn't go to the comments and complain about female stereotyping|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1058. 3qlsda||702|sees a hot pic on r/gonewild of another girl|gives an upvote|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0
  1059. 3opspe||90|Sees another girl wearing a short skirt|doesn't bitch about it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1
  1060. 3q0uvs||154|Sees awkward guy looking over at her|Goes over and talks to him|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1061. 3q0cq6||3520|Sees boyfriend looking at girls on gonewild.|Posts herself.|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1062. 3q2mfq||114|Sees boyfriend staring at boobs|Motorboats him|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1063. 3ouda1||301|Sees chick-flick|Doesn't post quotes on Facebook for three months|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1064. 3q25tn||226|Sees everything on the front page|pretends she hasn't for my amusement|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0|0
  1066. 3pmsjo||83|sees friend's ex|doesn't flirt with him|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1067. 3qsg4i||419|Sees garbage on ground whilst running|Picks it up and throws it away|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1068. 3p4gky||82|Sees Good Girl Gina Meme|Doesn't Find It sexist|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1069. 3p9etc||46|Sees guy walking on the same street at night alone|"Doesn't expect him to cross the street because she knows that ""All men are potential rapists"" is just as unlikely as ""all women are potential baby-killers"""|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1070. 3qgeie||9|sees hat that bf likes|buys it for him cuz she knows he won't|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1071. 3pny9i|3pny7u|132|Sees how excited you were about the clay facehugger another redditor's girlfriend made for him|Makes you a blow job|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1072. 3pwskh||155|Sees new boob memes|Keeps her breasts to herself|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1073. 3p4653||18|Sees other people running for student senate|Doesn't make memes attacking them Katie Hart 2013|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1074. 3oxpyx||22|sees really inappropriate memes posted by you|Doesn't care|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1075. 3qz8g5||11|Sees she's about to win fake rap-battle|Says enough is enough and lets you save face|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1076. 3qagag||193|Sees stranger walking up steep hill carrying boxes|offers to drive them|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1077. 3pdey7||21|sees that miguel caetano didn't read T&C...|FOrgives everthing and allows him to chat freely|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1078. 3pi701||257|Sees that you posted something new to reddit|upvotes it to show her support|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1079. 3r0h65||2939|Sees that you ran out of tissues at your computer|Puts another one so she doesn't have to do extra laundry|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1080. 3op2ie||58|Sees that your with your girlfriend|Stops texting you so you don't have to explain|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1081. 3ox2vj||661|Sees topless girl on beach|"Hey, look at those boobs"|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1082. 3p3c6n|3p3c67|148|sees you are nervously sweating|asks if you were working out|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1083. 3qpbtw||1375|sees you checking her out|purposely drops what she is holding and bends over to pick it up|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1084. 3quu5i||109|Sees you checking her out in the library|give you her phone number when she leaves|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1085. 3q6jnp||115|Sees you checking out hot girl|stares with you|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1086. 3qr39b||31571|Sees you have morning wood|Gives you a blow job|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1087. 3qr9ll||69|Sees you have morning wood|chops your dick off and throws it at the tv|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1088. 3qr9jt||149|Sees you have morning wood|smears her shit all over your face and makes you eat piss|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1089. 3qryrr||7|Sees you have trouble parallel parking|gets out to to guide you into spot|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1090. 3ope05||515|SEES YOU MASTURBATING|HELPS|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1091. 3r3iir||2|Sees you on the MWO forums|SIGNS up too|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  1092. 3pdh84||116|sees you open awkwardly open internet explorer because you think she uses it|"why you don't use google chrome, it's much faster"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1093. 3qkun5||1297|Sees you playing MW3 on Xbox|Buys her own Xbox and game to play all night with you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  1094. 3qr9mh||36|sees you posting on reddit|puts on your best pair of dress pants and farts uncontrollably while pissing|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1095. 3p20m9||110|Sees you scoring with best friend at the bar.|Doesn't get jealous and leaves you two alone.|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1096. 3q5s6i||92|sees you staring at tits|pulls one out|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1097. 3p2qel||18|sees you stressed out over homework|tells you to take a nap while she helps you with your homework|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1098. 3pl13g||221|Sees you talking to your ex out at a bar|introduces herself and says nice things about her afterwards.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1099. 3p8cv0|3p8cs1|113|Sees you trying to take a picture with friends in a crowded bar.|Doesn't try to photobomb you.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1100. 3qkruz||97|Sees you with another girl|doesn't kill your hamster|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1101. 3p5nm6||17|Sees you working on homework|Brings you a beer|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  1102. 3qhbxq||96|sees you're nervous & shaking|doesn't point it out|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1103. 3pyy26||124|Sees you're out of bacon|gives you some of hers|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  1104. 3p5d19||25|Sees you're so nervous you are sweating|Pretends like she thinks you just got back from the gym|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1105. 3qryvx||12|Sees your clubbing shoes might hurt|keeps bandaids in purse for you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1106. 3om5t4||285|Sees your girlfriend is weirded out by how close you are|"Lies ""I'm gay"""|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1107. 3pknsc|3pknsj|48|Sees your small dick|thinks its cute|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1108. 3olybl||80|send her a volgar email while intoxicated|Doesn't unfriend you|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1109. 3qaed4||522|sensing you gonna cum in her mouth|swallows|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1110. 3qz8fn||5|Ses she's about to win fake rap-battle|Says enough is enough and lets you save face|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1111. 3qb2aq|3qb2ed|35|sex is so mainstream|only does anal|1|0|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1112. 3p1qig||153|Shaves|everything|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1113. 3pwk6d||244|Shaves head to support friend in chemo|doesn't make a 2x post about it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1114. 3op1yf||452|she|swallows|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1115. 3pzqv7||3207|She gets hit on in a bar|she tells the guy she has a boyfriend|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1116. 3pzj7y||1091|She's an Atheist|you would not know unless you asked her|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1117. 3r1a1z||12|Sheds in shower|cleans out her hair from drain|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1118. 3q2mjm||324|shocks /r/adviceanimals|does something not involving her reproductive organs & boobs|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1119. 3pbj7t||132|"shouts ""creeper!"""|playing minecraft|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1120. 3qwqwh||2832|Shouts your name|so you can come upstairs and look at Kate Middleton's boobs|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1121. 3qfg0f||5|Showers twice a day|Always removes the hairs on the shower wall|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1122. 3pak5m||1400|Shows up an hour late|gives you a free dime|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  1123. 3pkfjw||25|Shuts up|Makes me a sandwich  and gives me head|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|1
  1124. 3or6f7||27|Sides with brandon|Not Meg|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1125. 3ove1u||128|"sign says ""do not block intersection"""|doesn't block intersection|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1126. 3qsdci||3|single on valentine's day|has a great time anyway|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1127. 3qmywo||9|Sits next to you in class|She smiles and says hi to you|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1128. 3qcn1j||123|Sitting on your lap and notices your erection|doesn't mention it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1129. 3qsda9||1|Skinnier than you|Doesn't whine about her weight|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1130. 3r00be|3r00bu|11|Slaughtcult|No makeup|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1131. 3p1wl1||178|sleeps in at your place while youre at work|"sends you pics of her and your cat,does dishes,makes bed,folds sweatpants"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1132. 3pl0vz||22|Sleeps over at your house|"wakes you up with bj, makes bed, and does your dishes"|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1133. 3qe6hm||22|Sleeps with Joe S***t|Doesn't brag about it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1134. 3ql7vf||173|sleeps with you|Doesn't Think you owe her anything|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1135. 3pkr1y||212|Sleeps with you on first date|says you failed test to hide the fact that you sucked in bed|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1136. 3qs4cs||1|smiles every time she sees you|because she likes you every time she sees you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1137. 3pr57t||364|Smoke her up a lot|buys you an ounce to pay you back|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  1138. 3qnu4x||97|Smokes|Doesn't Poke|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1|0|0|0|0
  1139. 3qkjla||22|smokes weed|doesn't karma whore for being a girl|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1|0|1
  1140. 3prcpb||37|Smokes weed with you|gets horny because of it|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  1141. 3p2r24||109|Smokes you out|Gives you a massage with a happy ending|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  1142. 3psm9p||92|Smokes you out|buys you coffee|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0
  1143. 3oq2p0||476|Smokes you up|gives you a bj|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  1144. 3q299y||199|Smokes your weed during a dry spell|Smokes you up and gives you and your mom each a fresh bowl pack when she buys|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  1145. 3pkrpf||30|Some people call her names and attack her on the internet|Doesn't automatically assume it's because she's a woman|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1146. 3qyv49||9|Someone ask a question|Email museum coordinator to get answer for them|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1147. 3qyutx||8|someone asked question|do the google search for them|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1148. 3p3wdi|3p3weh|43|Someone break Flavia|Post meme in break room|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1149. 3qucar||215|something is wrong|actually tells you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  1150. 3q0y30||124|Something something something|Doesn't EXIST|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1151. 3qxidr||6|"Sorry, I have a boyfriend already."|Hooks you up with one of her hot single friends.|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1152. 3pr1oz||17|Spams your email|with 30% Off coupons|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1153. 3p4lex||19|spends 4 months as a masters student|Doesn't think shes better than undergrads|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1154. 3p4lk4||34|spends 9 months as a graduate student|still humble as fuck.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1155. 3q81gm||11|Spends time with the elderly|unpaid|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1156. 3pjlfc|3pjlg1|42|Spends weekend with you in Philly|turns into creeper at the airport|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1157. 3ovs16||173|Spent 4/20 trimming weed|doesn't even smoke it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  1158. 3q81ol||61|Spots a crouched girl's buttcrack showing|Quietly crouches next to her and letting her now|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1159. 3pjl9m||31|Spwneds weekend with you in Philly|turns into creeper at the airport|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1160. 3p269g||27|Squirts||1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1161. 3r3m07|3r3m0v|76|Starts a rumor|That you have a big dick|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1162. 3qe4yb||11|starts an argument|doesnt make you apologize for it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  1163. 3r17sn||66208|Starts period|"Refers to it as ""blowjob weekend"""|1|1|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1164. 3r1c5o|3r1cc1|86|Starts period|Doesn't act like a bitch|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|1
  1165. 3qe4yq||99|starts something|doesnt make you eventually apologize for it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1166. 3pds8b||28|stays in the kitchen|acts as subservient sex and food slave|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1167. 3p4wng||363|Stays the night at your house|Doesn't rape your asshole with a dildo|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1
  1168. 3qg2ue|3qg2us|57|Sticks menstrual pad on bus window|didn't have it on her vagina beforehand|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1169. 3p7ycr||11|"Still lurks,"|UPvotes with her own account...|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1170. 3qh253||45|Studies all weekend|So she can afford to buy you stuff in the future|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1171. 3p24y4||16|Study history of roman arts|makes you explain several times over|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1172. 3q7tos||2853|Stumbles upon favorite musician's reddit account|anonymously gifts them reddit gold instead of fangirling|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1173. 3op2kp||336|Sucks your dick|doesn't try to kiss you afterward|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1174. 3pknpk||91|Sucks your dick|Sucks your dick more|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1175. 3pw39o||266|"sucks your dick, plays with your balls, makes you a sandwich"|and doesn't talk so damn much|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|1|1|0
  1176. 3qbf0g||94|Sure we can have sex|but it has to be a quickie|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1177. 3qebi6||215|swallows|doesn't try to kiss you right after|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1178. 3p4vcp||59|Swallows||1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1179. 3qo9mp||154|swallows your cum|texts you first|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1180. 3qk8e5||8|Taken for Valentines Day|Doesn't make out in public for singles to see|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1181. 3p2quc||135|tAKES A guy out of the friendzone after a year of friendship|gets dumped for ex|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1182. 3pnuhw||28|Takes a picture of herself|Doesn't duck face|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1183. 3phdqx||66|Takes a thousand pictures at an event you attend|Only uploads the ones that look good to facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1184. 3pl0zy||125|Takes her dog on a walk|brings extra poop bags to pick up other dog's forgotten poops.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1185. 3plnic|3plnhg|180|Takes karma-worthy picture|lets you upload it because she doesn't care about the front page|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  1186. 3q1hvf||124|Takes lots of photos using instagram|doesn't share them on twitter or facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1187. 3qznih||272|takes naked photos of herself for no financial benefit|apologizes for not posting for a few days|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1188. 3p481e||169|Takes offense to a joke|Gets over it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1189. 3pb9kj||52|Takes up DIABLO III|For her boyfriend|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  1190. 3pmb5c||20|takes your phone while you're playing diablo|takes pictures of her tits with it for you to find later|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  1191. 3q5se7||2828|"Takes your virginity, and despite it being embarrassingly quick"|Smokes you out|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  1192. 3p90l5||23|Talks to socially awkward penguin at a party|Not out of pity|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1193. 3q8h2n||20|Te Osho asks for a song name|Doesn't make fun of him and shares the youtube link so he doesn't have to google it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1194. 3q117y||303|Teases you via text till 4 AM|"Actually stops teaseing and says ""Im sorry baby, just come get me I wanna suck your dick in your car ;) Then we can smoke a 4:20 joint <3"""|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  1195. 3pwf96||102|Tell her I have a headache|"Get 8,000 blowjobs"|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1196. 3p2y13||10|Tell her i'm going on reddit|brings me a sandwich|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0
  1197. 3pzfu8||1806|Tell her she's making a mistake dating that jerk|she listens and dumps him|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1198. 3qgjpy||128|Tell her you need a little space|"She says ""Okay"""|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1199. 3qy5yp|3qy5yc|483|Tell her your post didn't get a lot of upvotes and you are upset|"stops being a lurker, creates reddit account just to upvote your post"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  1200. 3q24ts||96|Tells boyfriend that she will be ready in 5 minutes|Is ready in 5 minutes|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1201. 3q81sb||22|Tells drunk men hitting on other girls about the mystery method|Thinks it's a welcome change|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1202. 3poxot||135|Tells her to make sandwich|Cuts off edges|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  1203. 3pkrwt||17|Tells his boyfriend whats wrong|before he ask 100 times|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1204. 3p20o4||39|Tells you all she wants for her birthday is you|Actually means it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1205. 3qm9jb||115|Tells you nicely and casually that she has a boyfriend|before you make a move|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1206. 3qblfj|3qblet|148|Tells you not to get her anything for her birthday|MEANS IT.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  1207. 3qe53t||87|Tells you she is upset|Is upset|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1208. 3p21pn||96|Tells you she likes you Asks for a second date|Never says a word.|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1209. 3pp0eq||22|Tells you she wants to sit this song out|Tells the next guy who asks her the same thing|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1210. 3pkusi||33|Tells you she'll be ready in 15 min|Is ready in 15 min|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1211. 3pmlur||52|Tells you she's in love with Steve Nash|"Screams out ""STEVVVEEEEEEE"" During sex"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1212. 3qogev||9|Tells you she's Pregnant|Is actually pregnant|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1213. 3pkuwq||85|tells you she's pregnant|6 months before the delivery|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1214. 3oq66t||168|Tells you size doesnt matter|Means it|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1215. 3q81v9||123|Tells you that your nailpolish doesn't mesh well with your clothes|Comes over with her huge OPI collection|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1216. 3qydx0||3|Tells you to be honest|"Doesn't get mad, respects your opinion"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1217. 3pcvz0||315|tells you to do something she doesn't like|doesn't get mad at you for actually doing it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|1|0|0
  1218. 3p4fro||327|tells you to pick dinner because she doesn't care|means it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  1219. 3olhe0|3om5se|3558|Text her how bad your day is going|I got a surprise for you. It'll be at your house in a couple days|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1220. 3opko9||85|texts you sweet nothings at night|knows not to call you because you are asleep|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1221. 3r3u4i|3r3u2z 3r3u2v 3r3u3c 3r3u3j|1641|Thanks you for helping her study|by introducing you to her sorority sisters|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1222. 3pkstz||11|that previous argument has no relevance to this discussion|so of course I'm not going to bring it up|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1223. 3pktf3||99|That time of the month|BJ and sandwich|1|1|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  1224. 3or4h5||33|That's a nice watch! It looks really good on you!|Gives you her number and asks if you're free on saturday night|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1225. 3qgdkh||12|Thats Right Drink It all|you'll be dead in an hour|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1226. 3px77x||14|"The bud was cheaper than i expected, so here's your change."|"Oh, I hope you don't mind that it's med grade."|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1227. 3q3z67||185|Thinks she is too old for you|introduces you to her younger sister for marriage|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1228. 3pdozs||251|thinks you might be hitting on her|"tells you random story about her ""boyfriend"""|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1229. 3r18la||2|Thinks you're attractive|warns you if you get too close to the friend-zone|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1230. 3qpplp||9|Thinks your post is sexist|doesn't give you a hard time about it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1231. 3r3iig||87|third wheel|doesn't cock block|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1232. 3pehc5||139|this meme|ruined her modeling career|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1233. 3r1bae||86|This meme makes no sense|She has sex with you anyways|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1234. 3pwl2g||96|This meme will die a tragic death because we will soon realize that she is way too hot for any of us to have as a girlfriend||1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1235. 3qn7ne|3qn7ky 3qn7l6|39|Throw up in her car on the way home from party|Sets up your hangover Cave so its ready when you wake up|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  1236. 3q2g4f|3q2fyb|156|throws surprise party for you|to celebrate season's first monday night football game|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  1237. 3p2zpv||72|Toilet seat is up in the bathroom|Puts it down herself                                and does not complain|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  1238. 3qs4dl||3|treats you like a man|even though you are an adolescent redditor|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1239. 3pg47h||22|tries on new dress|doesnt ask if it makes her look fat|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  1240. 3pznza||153|turns a friend down|ends the friendship to avoid stringing him along|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1241. 3omcnq||153|"Turns eighteen,"|Submits nudes online|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1242. 3px788||3059|"Turns out the weed was cheaper than expected, so here's your change."|"Also, I hope you don't mind med grade - my supplier has his green card."|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  1243. 3p4uyo||144|Turns you down|Still randomly turns up to clean your house|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1244. 3ore0o||86|Types LOL|Laughs For Real|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1245. 3q0qve|3q0quo|29|Uncomfortable with mirrors|Fucks you in front of two big sliding ones and loves it|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1246. 3p4u0b||9|Under 15 uploaded Facebook photos|Pushing 600 tagged|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1247. 3opl6i||67|Unintentionally leads you on|"realizes it, leads you toward her friend"|0|0|0|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1248. 3qo6jj||21|Unrealistic wish-list|"For lonely, shut-in, porn addicted losers"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1249. 3r3kgq||74|Unsure if she wants dessert|Takes one bite of yours and orders her own|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1250. 3qax5p||42|Used to be a man|Lets you know|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|1
  1251. 3qpi5m||10|used to have a penis|tells you she used to have a penis|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|1
  1252. 3p23ow||2348|Uses a diva cup|Doesn't pester tampon-using friends about switching|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1253. 3p353a||1830|Uses her good looks|To get the bartenders attention so you can get a drink|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1254. 3ql0ku||9|Uses Pinterest|doesn't link to facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1255. 3p4wxq||335|Uses the bathroom at a male friend's house|Puts the seat back up|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1256. 3q81i8||18|Uses the internet|"for information, not entertainment"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  1257. 3ooztl||7291|uses your laptop|Doesn't look at the browser history|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1258. 3p4tcl||22|visits single guy friend's place|puts lid back up|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1259. 3qae6f||29|Visits you|Brings a friend for your friend|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1260. 3pcdc6||160|Visits you the day before her birthday|doesn't mention it and brings you flowers|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1261. 3ppjd3||9166|Waiting for bus for 15 minutes|Doesn't wait until fare box to dig pass out of purse|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1262. 3ow934||176|Wake Up Crying|Morning Sex|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1263. 3phot2||150|Wakes boyfriend up|by giving him head|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1264. 3q2l4v||14|Wakes up|ready to leave in 15 minutes|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1265. 3p3sf9||262|wakes up with two dudes inside of her|just goes with it|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1266. 3q09o7||233|Wakes you up early for your workout|With a blowjob|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1267. 3r0xi7||4|wakes you up from a nap|with a blowjob|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1268. 3q2b4m||31|walks by begging homeless guy|gives a dollar from her trust fund|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1269. 3qxxcs||103|Walks in from the grocery store to find you laying on the couch|"says ""I bought you some beer to go with that football."""|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0
  1270. 3plme9||158|Walks in on guys talking about doing her|"is flattered, not offended"|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1271. 3p5mk0||1591|Walks in on you masturbating|Here let me help you with that!|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1272. 3olcbm||220|walks in on you plowing your couch|Makes a joke and leaves you to finish.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1273. 3qr9oq||22|walks in on you taking a dump|pushes you off the toilet and bobs for your shit|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1274. 3opf8c||116|walks on you banging her hot friend|joins for a threesome|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1275. 3pxylk||21|Want to have weird crucifix sex with her|Lets you|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1276. 3qg846||245534|Wants French Fries|Orders her own|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1|0
  1277. 3qgbg9||2861|Wants french fries|sucks your penis|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1278. 3q2l6d||13|Wants fries|orders fries|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1|0
  1279. 3qlj5k||16|Wants to Date Eli Mcfly|Actually Likes Him|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1280. 3qdpqa||88887|Wants to go out to eat|tells you where|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1|0
  1281. 3qdzqi||12|wants to go out to eat|pays for both of you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1282. 3r1wex|3r1wda|5793|Wants to hangout with you||0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1283. 3r17v0||2683|Wants to hangout with you|Tells you|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1284. 3qjpin||51|Wants to leave school just as much as you do|Lets you in the huge line of traffic leaving the parking lot|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1285. 3q2h57|3q2gxe 3q2gz5 3q2gz5|752|Wants to sleep with you on your next date|reschedules to avoid her period|1|0|0|1|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1286. 3qmvu6||238|wants to spend time together|Goes to the gym with you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1287. 3poazx|3pob3j|41|Wants you back after break up|doesn't change her mind|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1288. 3qrcin||23|Wants you to be with her while she studies|Tells you to play LoL so you don't get bored|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  1289. 3qehb7||11|Wants you to hang out with her friends|Tells you she wants you to hang out with her friends|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1290. 3qfvey||7|wants you to put Seat the seat down at her house|puts seat up at yours|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1291. 3qfr90||41065|Wants you to put the seat down for her|Puts it up for you|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
  1292. 3puho0||104|Washes her own dishes| instead of leaving them in the sink|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1293. 3poy6l||21|Watches you eat cheetohs and hit the bong naked|Still gives you blowjob|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  1294. 3poy58||19|watches you eat cheetohs and smoke weed naked|is still sexually attracted to you|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  1295. 3qxb1d||173|Watching the history channel|doesn't call herself a nerd|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1296. 3py3rd||352|"Way hotter than you,"|dates you for your personality.|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1297. 3pgxts||6|wears a newsprint dress|to give you an excuse to stare at her body|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1298. 3pq3dx||33|Wears a push-up bra for comfort|Doesn't whine about men staring|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1299. 3qlg60||148|wears a shirt with writing on it|doesn't get mad when you read it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1300. 3p4o2i||63861|wears a tight shirt|doesn't act like a bitch when she gets checked out|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|1
  1301. 3q2ksl||71|Wears a two piece bathing suit|actually should be wearing one|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1302. 3p1s4f||274|wears a very low cut shirt and tight pants|do my bobs look good in this?  how about my ass?|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1303. 3p4t6f|3p4t60|127|wears beatles shirt|because she actually likes the beatles and isn't trying to be an attention whore|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1
  1304. 3pijwl||112|Wears tight shirt|Doesn't get mad when people check her out|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1305. 3p3co5||26|Wears yoga pants|instead of sweatpants|1|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1306. 3p9oou||12672|Went to brunch with mom for mother's day|didn't mobile upload pictures of the meal on facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1307. 3opnt2||21487|"Went to the gym, had something to eat/drink, or was mildly inconvenienced"|Doesn't post about it on facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1308. 3orh4o|3os3sm|35|What happend with|Good girl Gina|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1309. 3q0w8y||63|whats written here doesnt matter|Has sex with you|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1310. 3pknih||187|"When she says ""Where ever you want to eat is fine."""|After you choose. Doesnt make a face or complain that she doesnt want to eat there.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  1311. 3q4o24||190|While I was an [8] eating my honey bunches of oats sandwich|She was making me buttermilk pancakes!|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0
  1312. 3omwy8||269|Willing to listen|and is actually nice|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1313. 3p74z7||7|wings and her boyfriend's dick|favorite things in her mouth|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1314. 3omhtf||47|Wins March Madness Brackets|Doesn't gloat about it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1315. 3p3gqg||146|Won't stop sneezing|You guys don't need to keep saying 'Bless you'|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1316. 3oso30||7456|wont let bf cum inside her|doesn't mind him finishing on stomach or in mouth|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1317. 3qmybg||7|Wont Let Her BF Cum INside Her|lets everyone else though|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1318. 3p898b||41022|Works 10 hour shift every saturday|Doesn't complain on Facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1319. 3phupz||34|works at humane society|Doesn't use the animals as her own personal karma machine|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1320. 3oo9be||493|Works out|Doesn't post about it on Facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1321. 3pc3s4||18|Works out everyday|doesn't tell anyone on facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1322. 3p1o31||194|would never date any of you|because she's classier than blowjob jokes|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1323. 3p2xr1||42|writes three different comments|merges them into one|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1324. 3pkupf||14|Yeah i'm fine|is fine|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  1325. 3prpew||73|You accidentally catch a glimpse of her|"she notices, sees you're a nice guy, already allows you to squeeze her boobs, then blows you, then fucks you, has several strong orgasms before you finish (even though you were a virgin), definitely does not friendzone you, doesn't pursue you to date her either, introduces all her hot friends to you who are willing to fulfill every last sexual fantasy of yours"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1326. 3p4ub1||35|You beat her|dose not complain|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1
  1327. 3pzk7l||107|You break up with her|She still pays rent so it's not on your rental history|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1328. 3oy9gy||74|YOU BREAK UP WITH HER|"buys you a game and says ""sorry for all the times i upset you."""|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  1329. 3pl0tl||125|You come home drunk at 4 AM|"Gets you some water, advil, and tucks you in"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  1330. 3pw4i1||110|you come home from work|S's TFU|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1331. 3poqnm||110|you cum to quick|tells you it's okay|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1332. 3qy6fi||39|You don't post a meme|Doesn't care|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1333. 3prs99||52|You enjoy retro gaming?|Me too! Let me grab my Nintendo!|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  1334. 3q8ere||180|You forgot your anniversary|"Pretends she forgot, too."|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1335. 3qk5bj||9|You go to a strip club with friends|doesn't have a problem with it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1336. 3qr2k5||225|you have 99 problems|she aint one|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1
  1337. 3p35x8||174|You have a 79.5% average in her class and the cutoff for a b is 80%|rounds your grade up to 80% for a b|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1338. 3qnp5j||873|You have a hot ass|YOu wanna fuck it?|1|0|1|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1339. 3pxnxe||24|you have coital cephalalgia?|sends you nudes when you get better|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1340. 3q81u7||20|You hit on her|"She tells you about how her boyfriend hit on her, smiling"|1|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1341. 3prr6c||17|You like retro video games?|Me too! Let me go grab my Nintendo!|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  1342. 3prr5r||12|You like retro video games?|"Cool, me too! Let me go grab my Nintendo"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  1343. 3q20ha||76|you make a bunch of sexist good girl gina memes|still blows you|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1344. 3phl6n||9|You offer to pay for dinner|Doesn't start a stupid feminist argument over it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1345. 3pj5pq||142|You offered her to use your card to buy the new Indy Humble Bundle.|"Later, I'm finishing the gilmore girls so you don't have to listen to it"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  1346. 3pf1ev||5625|You rape her| she Knows she asked for it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1
  1347. 3pl0ww||99|You say that you and your friends are really high|comes over to cuddle with ice cream|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|1|0
  1348. 3pmib9||95|you say you don't really like seeing girls dressed like sluts|doesn't call you gay|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1
  1349. 3pm4hi||29|you show her a meme|she gets it|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0
  1350. 3pafvt||29|You show up with the bubonic plague|She still snuggles up to you in a small bed even with all of your coughing|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1351. 3pnz1x||5|You Smokes Her Out|Sucks Your Dick In Return|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  1352. 3qdq21||146|You tell her the same story several times.|Listens to it intently because she knows you like telling it.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
  1353. 3pmlp0||48|You text her that you go to sleep soon| Shows up at your front door so she can say good night with a blow job.|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1354. 3p1qzl||31|You think im a good girl|brb sexting your friends|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1355. 3pzl4w||93|You treat her like dirt|she sticks to you like mud|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1
  1356. 3pzbxy||191282|You treat her like shit|she walks out|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1357. 3ow59t||28|You were arrested for being stupid|still posts bail|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  1358. 3r3itc||4|you're an eagles' fan?|you poor thing|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1359. 3pgl2k||87|You're really stressed?|Let me text your friends and see if they want to have a guys night this week.|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1360. 3owjiy|3owji7|890|You're Right|It does look way better in HD|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1361. 3poy2x||19|you're too fucked up to fuck|fingers herself quietly|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  1362. 3qg5pj||12|You've felt like shit all your life because your adoptive older sister was a bitch?|"Here, Have a biological little sister who thinks the world of you after you've talked to her once"|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1
  1363. 3qs45e||5|Younger friend tells her how awesome his favorite christian-metalcore band is|Doesn't freak out and make him listen to hours of Slayer|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1364. 3or2qy||2037|Your 4 month anniversary|gives you a gram And a couple bj's|1|1|0|0|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0
  1365. 3q81jl||13|Your boyfriend tries to put his arm around her|Starts talking about the long history of mental diseases in her family|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1366. 3q8c0j||24|Your erection is lasting longer than four hours|has sex with you and then kicks you in the nuts to make it soften|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1367. 3qmc3q|3qmc33 3qmc39|822||DOESN'T CHEAT ON YOU|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1368. 3oqzx2||81||Lets you use her throw pillows for sleeping|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1369. 3popj9||137||works in the kitchen all day|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0
  1370. 3qs496||2||makes herself come|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1371. 3pmljj||408||is not overly attached|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  1372. 3r09n4||2||thinks 4 inches is big|0|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1373. 3osyr4||31||Is the 1%|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1374. 3qf8hs||292||swallows|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1375. 3qs4e7||1||brings you flowers|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1376. 3q1h6n||106||swallows|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1377. 3qd7ng||114||Is actually pooksie|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1378. 3q6ydw||142||Doesn't randomly start fights|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1379. 3oqzr6||68||Lets you use her throw pillows for sleeping|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1380. 3pkj5q||116||let me fuck her|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1381. 3pkiso||91||she let me touch her boobs|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1382. 3pmlib||11||Is not overly attached|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|1|0|0
  1383. 3q2clb||14||Swallows|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1384. 3p269o||52||squirts|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1385. 3qr9pu||34||you may not smell it yet but I just shit myself|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1386. 3pz6x6||164||FUCKS YOU|1|0|0|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1387. 3qe4is||7||Makes you feel like more of a man|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1388. 3pwjix||85||Has morning sex with you|1|0|0|0|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
  1389. 3p8sf4||43||doesn't complain on facebook|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|0
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