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      // show ponies on 1st click of a link

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        cornify_add();

        $(this).data('pwned', 1);

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          strings = [

            'I like turtles. ',

            'Co za asy... ',

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       // ignore backspace/del (not worth handling this ;)

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            property   = '',

            value      = 0;



        // seamlessy apply absolute position

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          position: 'fixed',

          top:      ofs.top,

          left:     ofs.left,

          zIndex:   1000



        // start fooling around:)

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           // ...and a value

           value = Math.floor(Math.random() * (property !== 'top' ? $(window).width() : $(window).height()));



           // avoid edges...

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