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  1. Serious ERP Interrogation
  2. Commander Chris:
  3.     Message Deleted
  4.  
  5. [00:33]
  6. jack:
  7.     ok
  8.  
  9. [00:33]
  10. Michael Sandwich:
  11.     We'd like to ask you some questions
  12.  
  13. [00:33]
  14. Commander Chris:
  15.     You guys are just bullies, lol
  16.  
  17. [00:33]
  18. jack:
  19.     cool group chat
  20.  
  21. [00:33]
  22. Michael Sandwich:
  23.     About the crime you commited.
  24.  
  25. [00:33]
  26. jack:
  27.     wheres obama
  28.     youre wanted
  29.     by 2
  30.     different organizations
  31.     loser
  32.  
  33. [00:34]
  34. Commander Chris:
  35.     dude, I ERPed with fork chan because we actually wanted a relationship
  36.  
  37. [00:34]
  38. jack:
  39.     what
  40.  
  41. [00:34]
  42. Commander Chris:
  43.     can you stop trying to ruin my reputation?
  44.  
  45. [00:34]
  46. jack:
  47.     LOL
  48.  
  49. [00:34]
  50. Michael Sandwich:
  51.     Would that be in real life
  52.     or in game relationships?
  53.  
  54. [00:34]
  55. Commander Chris:
  56.     Real life
  57.  
  58. [00:34]
  59. jack:
  60.     whAT
  61.     HELP
  62.  
  63. [00:34]
  64. Commander Chris:
  65.     we actually liked eachother
  66.  
  67. [00:34]
  68. jack:
  69.     KIO
  70.     HIO
  71.     WO
  72.     HELP
  73.     ???????????????2222222222222
  74.  
  75. [00:34]
  76. Michael Sandwich:
  77.     now how old is Fork?
  78.  
  79. [00:34]
  80. Commander Chris:
  81.     He's 15.
  82.     I'm 12
  83.  
  84. [00:34]
  85. jack:
  86.     LOL
  87.  
  88. [00:34]
  89. Michael Sandwich:
  90.     Right so
  91.  
  92. [00:34]
  93. Commander Chris:
  94.     And I consented, so did He
  95.  
  96. [00:34]
  97. Michael Sandwich:
  98.     a gay lover
  99.  
  100. [00:34]
  101. Commander Chris:
  102.     yeah
  103.  
  104. [00:34]
  105. Michael Sandwich:
  106.     relationship
  107.     i see.
  108.  
  109. [00:34]
  110. Commander Chris:
  111.     I'm gay
  112.     Woopie
  113.  
  114. [00:34]
  115. jack:
  116.     what
  117.     help
  118.     what
  119.     the fuck
  120.  
  121. [00:35]
  122. Michael Sandwich:
  123.     Now let's be serious here
  124.  
  125. [00:35]
  126. jack:
  127.     you know
  128.     next year
  129.     hes going to be
  130.     of age of consent
  131.  
  132. [00:35]
  133. Commander Chris:
  134.     Let's be serious, here.
  135.  
  136. [00:35]
  137. jack:
  138.     and itll be illegal
  139.     to be with him
  140.     you know that
  141.     right
  142.  
  143. [00:35]
  144. Commander Chris:
  145.     Can you be serious
  146.     And not just spam?
  147.  
  148. [00:35]
  149. jack:
  150.     i am
  151.  
  152. [00:35]
  153. Michael Sandwich:
  154.     Where is Fork located?
  155.  
  156. [00:35]
  157. jack:
  158.     he is going to be
  159.  
  160. [00:35]
  161. Commander Chris:
  162.     France
  163.  
  164. [00:35]
  165. jack:
  166.     commiting a crime
  167.     if you two
  168.  
  169. [00:35]
  170. Commander Chris:
  171.     And I'm in the USA.
  172.  
  173. [00:35]
  174. jack:
  175.     have a relationship
  176.     next year
  177.  
  178. [00:35]
  179. Commander Chris:
  180.     He hates me
  181.  
  182. [00:35]
  183. jack:
  184.     age of consent in like every state is 16
  185.  
  186. [00:36]
  187. Commander Chris:
  188.     We're no longer a thing
  189.  
  190. [00:36]
  191. jack:
  192.     minimum
  193.  
  194. [00:36]
  195. Commander Chris:
  196.     He doesn't like me anymore.
  197.  
  198. [00:36]
  199. jack:
  200.     owned
  201.  
  202. [00:36]
  203. Commander Chris:
  204.     Can jack leave? he's just a dickhead
  205.  
  206. [00:36]
  207. jack:
  208.     bring yourself forward to the court of law
  209.     pay your fines
  210.  
  211. [00:36]
  212. Michael Sandwich:
  213.     This is a serious conviction young man.
  214.  
  215. [00:36]
  216. jack:
  217.     thatll be 2 paragraphs of erp logs
  218.  
  219. [00:36]
  220. Michael Sandwich:
  221.     Were you into creating a gay relationship?
  222.  
  223. [00:36]
  224. jack:
  225.     minimum
  226.     why are you using
  227.  
  228. [00:36]
  229. Michael Sandwich:
  230.     between the two of you?
  231.  
  232. [00:37]
  233. jack:
  234.     grammar and capitalization
  235.  
  236. [00:37]
  237. Commander Chris:
  238.     Listen dude, I liked the guy I told him, and we moved on from there
  239.  
  240. [00:37]
  241. Michael Sandwich:
  242.     This is a serious interrogation officer, please step away if you do not want to partake.
  243.  
  244. [00:37]
  245. jack:
  246.     what
  247.     ok
  248.  
  249. [00:37]
  250. Michael Sandwich:
  251.     So yes you are gay?
  252.  
  253. [00:37]
  254. Commander Chris:
  255.     I like girls and Guys
  256.  
  257. [00:37]
  258. Michael Sandwich:
  259.     so bisexual then?
  260.  
  261. [00:37]
  262. Commander Chris:
  263.     I guess, sure.
  264.  
  265. [00:38]
  266. jack:
  267.     imagine inviting me and then saying im not being serious when i say it would be a crime if hes still with a 16 year old
  268.  
  269. [00:38]
  270. Michael Sandwich:
  271.     Now how did you meet with Mr Fork?
  272.     LOO
  273.     L
  274.     l
  275.     L
  276.  
  277. [00:38]
  278. Commander Chris:
  279.     I met him on the server, we'd usually always RP
  280.     I met him on Undetermined Gaming
  281.  
  282. [00:38]
  283. Michael Sandwich:
  284.     How so?
  285.  
  286. [00:39]
  287. Commander Chris:
  288.     Usually he'd RP this entire event with spooky ghosts and radios
  289.     and My character was a detective
  290.     And He'd usually scare me and shit
  291.  
  292. [00:39]
  293. jack:
  294.     so through a virtual positive friendship it turned into a real life relationship
  295.     funny
  296.  
  297. [00:39]
  298. Commander Chris:
  299.     Yeah, it did.
  300.  
  301. [00:39]
  302. jack:
  303.     LOL
  304.     bro
  305.  
  306. [00:39]
  307. Michael Sandwich:
  308.     Can we speak in discord?
  309.  
  310. [00:39]
  311. jack:
  312.     youre actually
  313.  
  314. [00:39]
  315. Michael Sandwich:
  316.     it'd better
  317.  
  318. [00:39]
  319. jack:
  320.     retarded
  321.     what if he was like
  322.     76
  323.  
  324. [00:39]
  325. Michael Sandwich:
  326.     you do not have to do voice calls
  327.  
  328. [00:39]
  329. Commander Chris:
  330.     Jack, atleast I got someone to want to fuck me, we're not all discusting pigs like you
  331.     you fucking dickhead
  332.  
  333. [00:40]
  334. jack:
  335.     LOL
  336.     so because i dont erp
  337.  
  338. [00:40]
  339. Michael Sandwich:
  340.     may we speak in discord sir?
  341.  
  342. [00:40]
  343. jack:
  344.     it makes me
  345.  
  346.         Commander Chris has left the Chat
  347.  
  348. [00:40]
  349. jack:
  350.     a dickhead
  351.     ok
  352.     LOL
  353.  
  354. [00:40]
  355. Michael Sandwich:
  356.     Message Deleted
  357.  
  358. [00:40]
  359. jack:
  360.     so because i dont
  361.     erp
  362.     it makes me
  363.     a pig and dickhead
  364.     FUNNY
  365. _MQ
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