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  1. PETSCOP 1:
  2. -----------------------------------------------------------------
  3. [SONY PlayStation 1 startup intro plays, slightly glitchy all up in tha end]
  4.  
  5. [Garalina intro]
  6.  
  7. Paul: Alright, so, dis is just ta prove ta you dat I aint lyin bout dis game dat I found.
  8.  
  9. [Pizzle entas "Paul"]
  10.  
  11. Paul: I be just gonna strutt you all up in every last muthafuckin thang dat I've peeped so far fo' realz. And obviously it'll be exactly as I busted lyrics bout it cuz dis is dat shit.
  12.  
  13. [Game loads]
  14.  
  15. Loading!
  16.  
  17. [Pizzle interacts wit sign]
  18.  
  19. Da Gift Plane has closed indefinitely, n' all personnel have left.
  20. If yo ass is unaware, Da Gift Plane provided cribs ta over a hundred lil' Pets.
  21. Unfortunately, our crazy asses have failed ta remove all of tha Pets from they cribs.
  22. 48 Pets remain here, all up in tha time of writing.
  23. Us thugs would straight fuckin encourage you ta git on over ta our 8 cribs n' find some playaz ta take wit you, biatch.
  24. Every Pet is uniquely valuable. Yo ass should have no problem findin some muthafucka dat you love.
  25. - Da Gift Plane staff
  26.  
  27. Paul: And tha straight-up original gangsta level is over here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. I be just gonna keep goin a lil' bit here so you can peep dat tha game be apparently unfinished, cuz there be a not a god damn thang over here.
  28.  
  29. Paul: So, I be just gonna show you tha one n' only level. This straight-up aint tha bangin-ass part yo, but I be just gonna show you; I'ma strutt you all up in all dis so you can peep dat dis is exactly what tha fuck I busted lyrics about.
  30.  
  31. [Even Care loads]
  32.  
  33. Loading
  34.  
  35. [Pizzle interacts wit picture]
  36.  
  37. It aint nuthin but a picture of two playas, Toneth n' Randice.
  38. Is they not cute, biatch? Give dem a cold-ass lil chance!
  39.  
  40. [Pizzle interacts wit door]
  41.  
  42. This door is locked.
  43. Or not yo, but you don't give a fuck how tha fuck ta open doors.
  44.  
  45. [Pizzle interacts wit sign]
  46.  
  47. When you choosin a pet, find some muthafucka dat you like.
  48. Yo ass don't gotta ludd dem right away.
  49.  
  50. [Pizzle interacts wit sign]
  51.  
  52. Don't be discouraged if they run from you, nahmean biiiatch, biatch? They straight-up do want a home.
  53. They're afraid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Show dem dat there be a not a god damn thang ta be afraid of.
  54.  
  55. Paul: So, tha straight-up original gangsta pet is up in dis room.
  56.  
  57. [Pizzle interacts wit object]
  58.  
  59. It aint nuthin but a trophy, "awarded ta our Amber fo' bein a real champ yesterdizzle n' todizzle."
  60. "Bitch aint left her cage once!"
  61.  
  62. Paul: And, first thang you gotta do here is let her outta her cage, n' she just moves ta tha other one.
  63.  
  64. Paul: And then you do that; take tha scrilla here.
  65.  
  66. Paul: And then, actually, you go over here, n' she just do dat yo, but if you do this: if you lock yo ass up in here, then he just.. fo' realz. Amber will just run over there, and...
  67.  
  68. [Amber CAUGHT]
  69.  
  70. Paul: So, once you up in here, actually, you can find a lil place here ta strutt ta tha other side. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So thatz that.
  71.  
  72. Paul: And, so, there be a actually, there be a another pet over here, n' I can't catch dis one. Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I tried. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This be always what tha fuck happens. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, I don't give a fuck what tha fuck up wit dat one.
  73.  
  74. Paul: So, actually, I should show you tha pause menu.
  75.  
  76. [Pause menu opened]
  77.  
  78. Our thugged-out asses hope yo ass is trippin' off tha game.
  79.  
  80. Paul: So, here you can peep all tha pets dat you've collected; dat you've caught.
  81.  
  82. [Amberz module opened up in Pets menu]
  83.  
  84. Amber be a lil' ball.
  85. Dat hoe afraid ta leave home. If her home is good, dis aint a problem.
  86. Bitch is straight-up heavy, n' dat make her game a lil harder, as well as yours.
  87. Whatz tha safest place you can put her in, biatch? Yo ass should start thankin bout that.
  88.  
  89. Paul: Alright, so tha second one here is sort of a noize one. Da scam here is you gotta git yo' clone over there ta overlap wit it fo' realz. And I be bout ta just cut ta tha chase: you just set dis to... what tha fuck is it, biatch? Seven.
  90.  
  91. [Treadmill set ta seven]
  92.  
  93. Paul: And, just like dat n' like dis n' like dat y'all.
  94.  
  95. [Pen CAUGHT]
  96.  
  97. Paul: I don't straight-up git dat one yo, but thatz that.
  98.  
  99. Paul: Alright, so dis onez kind of interesting. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, tha scam is, if you run over here ta catch tha flower here, then you gonna just git drizzled on.
  100.  
  101. Paul: What you supposed ta do is: whenever tha flower comes over here, you notice, always comes ta dat exact spot over there, which you can git dis bucket... ta dat exact spot. Is dat tha spot, biatch? Yeah fo' realz. And then the... then dat happens n' you can just catch ‘em both dat way.
  102.  
  103. [Wavey n' Randice CAUGHT]
  104.  
  105. Paul: OK. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, yeah, thatz it fo' the... straight-up thatz every last muthafuckin thang. Thatz every last muthafuckin single pet here, dat I've been able ta catch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, now I'ma show you tha part thatz straight-up interesting.
  106.  
  107. [Cut]
  108.  
  109. Paul: Alright, so I still can't catch dis muthafucka. Da reason our crazy asses here is cuz up in tha note dat came wit this, which is short, tha straight-up original gangsta line, up in all capital letters... I'ma read it, it says: "I WALKED DOWNSTAIRS AND WHEN I GOT TO THE BOTTOM, INSTEAD OF PROCEEDING, I TURNED THE RIGHT AND BECAME A SHADOW MONSTER MAN" Below that, a thugged-out date: June 13th, 1997. "For you: Please git all up in mah joint on tha sticker n' also git all up in ronethz room n' press start n' press down down down down down right start". Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So I happen ta know dis is Ronethz room, cuz it works. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, I go here.
  110.  
  111. [Pause menu opened]
  112.  
  113. Our thugged-out asses hope yo ass is trippin' off tha game.
  114.  
  115. Paul: I be just gonna do dis now, nahmeean, biatch? Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So... what tha fuck is it, biatch? Down, down, down, down, down, right, start.
  116.  
  117. Paul: Alright. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, you can peep dat it accepted it, n' tha noize stopped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be just gonna go up dis way here.
  118.  
  119. Paul: So, it appears ta be tha same, except, when I straight-up leave here, it'll be a lil bit different.
  120.  
  121. Paul: Alright. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So there be a not a god damn thang up here, as far as I've seen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But, actually, I be thinkin there is suttin' up here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. I just aint peeped it yet. Because... it shizzle seems like... up in dis note here it shizzle seems like, right, I be supposed ta come up here n' peep something. I aint found anythang yet yo, but I be thankin if I just keep struttin round here, I'ma find suttin' eventually. I st-I-
  122.  
  123. [Cut]
  124.  
  125. Paul: Yo, so, I was poppin' off bout how tha fuck I couldn't find anythang up here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Well, I just found all dis bullshit fo' realz. And, last time I came up here, I was struttin round up in dis space, here, fo' over a hour fo' realz. And dis time I find dis up in less than fifteen minutes. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, dis is just luck dat I happened ta find all dis bullshit fo' realz. And, I think, if I was ta restart mah console up in dis biatch, I would not be able ta find dis again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Probably. 'Cause I don't remember what tha fuck I... what tha fuck I done did. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Yo ass know, all tha directions dat I went. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So... so, I be kinda scared to... you know, I wanna keep tha console on until I figure dis out. Da thang is dat I cannot open dis door. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I probably can open tha door yo, but I don't give a fuck what tha fuck ta do. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, I thought I would just slip dis up in all up in tha end yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. If you be thinkin you saw suttin' dat might provide a cold-ass lil clue, please let me know fo' realz. Alright, thatz dat shit.
  126.  
  127.  
  128. PETSCOP 2:
  129. -----------------------------------------------------------------
  130. [Six tones play]
  131.  
  132. Paul: Yo, so, tha door opened on its own. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I was just up in tha other room fo' a cold-ass lil couple minutes, n' I came back n' tha door was open. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. And I checked tha recording, 'cause I was recording, n' tha door just opens on its own; I didn't do anything.
  133.  
  134. Paul: So, I be bout ta take it, right, biatch? So I'ma show you whatz up in here now, nahmeean, biatch? I aint peeped it yet, so dis could be interesting.
  135.  
  136. Paul: Huh.
  137.  
  138. [Phone rings]
  139.  
  140. Paul: Is dat a phone?
  141.  
  142. [Pizzle interacts wit phone]
  143.  
  144. "Care left tha room."
  145.  
  146. Paul: What tha fuck iz this?
  147.  
  148. [Pizzle interacts wit poster]
  149.  
  150. A
  151. B
  152. NLM
  153.  
  154. Paul: A, B, NLM. Kay, biatch? Nothin'.
  155.  
  156. [Pizzle interacts wit doggy den picture]
  157.  
  158. [Pizzle interacts wit school picture]
  159.  
  160. [Ambient ominous sound]
  161.  
  162. [Pizzle interacts wit windmill picture]
  163.  
  164. Paul: What was that, biatch? This just keeps goin'. Uh... yeah, biatch? Kay.
  165.  
  166. Paul: What?
  167.  
  168. Paul: Hm. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sorry fo' not poppin' off straight-up much. I be a lil bewildered if you wanna know tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. This be a lil mo' than I was expectin ta see.
  169.  
  170. [Pizzle interacts wit grave]
  171.  
  172. Mike Hammond
  173. 1988 - 1995
  174. Mike was a gift.
  175.  
  176. Paul: Thatz a thugged-out dead kid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Yep. Mm. Yep. Kay.
  177.  
  178. [Pizzle plucks 13 petals]
  179.  
  180. Paul: Wait. OK.
  181.  
  182. [Pizzle plucks remainin 3 petals]
  183.  
  184. Paul: Mkay. Uh, wait. I dunno. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, when I first came down here I thought I was just gonna see, like, one room. Like somethang yo, but not all dis bullshit. Can I go up in here, biatch? I can! Uh...
  185.  
  186. Paul: Oh.
  187.  
  188. [Pizzle interacts wit Tool]
  189.  
  190. Paul: What?
  191.  
  192. [Pizzle asks "What?"]
  193.  
  194. Tool: I don't give a fuck
  195.  
  196. Paul: Pfft.
  197.  
  198. Paul: I don't give a gangbangin' fuck... OK.
  199.  
  200. Tool: Keep watchin tha windmill
  201.  
  202. Paul: Uh... uh... heh.
  203.  
  204. [Ominous sound]
  205.  
  206. Paul: Oh.
  207.  
  208. [Ominous sound]
  209.  
  210. [Cut]
  211.  
  212. Paul: Alright, so itz been like two minutes fo' realz. And when dem soundz was playing, there was not a god damn thang goin' down as far as I could tell, n' not a god damn thang has happened since. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, I be just gonna keep going. Therez already been shiznit dat I could dig a lil deeper into, n' I'ma do that, n' keep you updated.
  213.  
  214. Paul: But also, when you come home next month, n' hopefully you feelin a lil mo' enthusiastic bout dat now, we can rewind dis together, n' maybe you gonna find shiznit dat I can't find here.
  215.  
  216. Paul: Oh.
  217.  
  218. QUITTER’S ROOM
  219.  
  220. [Six tones play]
  221.  
  222. Paul: What tha fuck, biatch? Wait a second. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! What was dat just now, biatch? Can I git dat ta happen again, biatch? Wait... uh...
  223.  
  224. [Cut]
  225.  
  226. Paul: Yo, sorry, I had ta peep dat fo' a moment, up in tha vizzle. I was a lil nervous. Da tones, I be thinkin dem was tha same tones dat you might have heard up in tha beginning. I'ma put up in tha beginnin tha part where tha door opened. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! And, also, tha way tha muthafucka on tha other side was moving, fo' a moment: I'ma ask fo' yo' comment lata on dis shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, I was lookin round here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, this...
  227.  
  228. [Pizzle looks at poster]
  229.  
  230. Do you remember bein born?
  231.  
  232. Paul: ...is backwards, it says, "Do you remember bein born?" And, dis just says, "Quitterz Room". Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, interestingly I be on tha reverse side here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Uh, yeah. OK, so, movin on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Mm.
  233.  
  234. Paul: And I be back up here again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well, OK, I aint gonna do dat n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do fo' realz. Alright, so I'ma stop dis now actually.
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  257.  
  258. PETSCOP 3:
  259. -----------------------------------------------------------------
  260. Paul: Alright, so now we gonna peep whatz over here, which I... I forgot bout all dis bullshit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, gonna peep dis now, nahmeean?
  261.  
  262. GOOD GRIEF AND ALAS
  263.  
  264. Paul: Interesting.
  265.  
  266. [Pizzle interacts wit Lil Pimp Library chute]
  267.  
  268. Paul: Whatz that, biatch? Do I...
  269.  
  270. [Pizzle interacts wit Lil Pimp Library chute twice more]
  271.  
  272. Paul: Think I gotta put suttin' there.
  273.  
  274. [Pizzle interacts wit easel]
  275.  
  276. Paul: What, biatch? Um... oh, biatch? Kay yo. Heh... what, biatch? OK.
  277.  
  278. [Face entered; room rumbles]
  279.  
  280. Paul: This is just flat up a gangbangin' full game dat I be playin now, nahmeean, biatch? What is I supposed ta do, biatch? Can I just strutt out?
  281.  
  282. Paul: I don't be thinkin I was supposed ta do dis shit. Yeah. Uh...
  283. Yeah, I reset dat shit. OK, try dat again.
  284.  
  285. [Pizzle interacts wit easel]
  286.  
  287. [Face entered; room rumbles]
  288.  
  289. Paul: So, do I just wait, biatch? I be thinkin thatz what tha fuck I be supposed ta do. Or, I gotta put suttin' up in there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Mm.
  290.  
  291. [Cut]
  292.  
  293. Paul: Yeah, turns up I just had ta wait yo, but I had ta wait a while. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, dis is cleared up I guess. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, whatz up in here?
  294.  
  295. [Pizzle looks at table]
  296.  
  297. Paul: Uh.. yo. Huh. OK. Well, aiiiight. Letz try another one, I guess.
  298.  
  299. [Cut]
  300.  
  301. Paul: So, I just done did it again, I put up in another one of these, n' I just let it go fo' realz. And, I-and tha room rumblez fo' a while yo, but then it just stops, kind of abruptly. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, what tha fuck do our crazy asses have here now, biatch? Yeah. Uh...
  302.  
  303. [Pizzle looks at table]
  304.  
  305. Paul: So, yeah, so it seems like I put up in one of these faces n' it gives me a room, wit a... I guess thatz a kid, chillin on tha bed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! And, like, a gangbangin' finger-lickin' different pattern on tha floor n' tha walls, n' the...
  306.  
  307. [Pizzle looks at table]
  308.  
  309. Paul: Thin here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, it seems like there be nuff combinationz of these faces. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, if I was ta guess, these rooms are, 'cause there be a not much variation between these rooms, they probably generated up in some way. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, I be bout ta try all dem mo' n' mo' n' mo'. Every time I put up in one of these, I gotta wait fo' like ten minutes, so, heh, I aint gonna try a fuckin shitload of of dem wild-ass muthafuckas. I'ma j... yeah.
  310.  
  311. [Cut]
  312.  
  313. Paul: Herez another one.
  314.  
  315. [Pizzle looks at table]
  316.  
  317. [Cut]
  318.  
  319. Paul: And herez another.
  320.  
  321. [Pizzle looks at table]
  322.  
  323. Paul: Yeah.
  324.  
  325. [Cut]
  326.  
  327. Paul: So, anythang look familiar here, biatch? Yeah. Yeah, so, probably we supposed ta try these out; put up in these faces, n' peep what tha fuck we get. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, I be bout ta start wit dis one.
  328.  
  329. [Mikez grill entered; room rumbles]
  330.  
  331. Mike aint inside n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do yo. Dude is dead as fuckin fried chicken.
  332. Yo ass may visit his bangin room.
  333.  
  334. [Cut]
  335.  
  336. Paul: So, dis is tha room correspondin ta tha grill on tha gravestone.
  337.  
  338. [Pizzle looks at table]
  339.  
  340. Paul: Not shizzle what tha fuck dat is on tha right fo' realz. Alright, gonna try tha other one now, I guess. Nothin'... nothin' ta peep here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Da bedz empty.
  341.  
  342. [Cut]
  343.  
  344. [Carez grill entered; room rumbles]
  345.  
  346. Care is missing.
  347. Yo ass may visit her room.
  348.  
  349. [Cut]
  350.  
  351. Paul: Herez tha other room fo' realz. And it be lookin like there be a suttin' here.
  352.  
  353. [Pizzle interacts wit note]
  354.  
  355. Yo crazy-ass hoe says, "Care aint growin eyebrows."
  356.  
  357. Paul: Uh...
  358.  
  359. Yo ass say, "Thatz a puzzle."
  360. Yo ass is secretly straight-up buckwild ta hear dis news.
  361. Yo ass is up in tha bathtub thankin bout her muthafuckin ass.
  362. I gots a guess at which lil pimp you gonna pick next.
  363. When you find her room, tha passage ta mah right will lead ta her muthafuckin ass.
  364. Bitch bout ta fuckin step tha fuck up from tha darkness, limping, n' I be bout ta blast her up in tha head.
  365.  
  366. Paul: What is I reading?
  367.  
  368. Tiara say lil' playas can be psychologically damaged "beyond rebirthing".
  369. A lil' thug strutts tha fuck into yo' school building.
  370. They strutt up in wit you, biatch. Yo ass is holdin they hands.
  371. They come up bustin up like a biatch tha fuck into they hands, cuz no muthafucka will ludd them, not eva again.
  372. "No Muthafucka loves me!"
  373. They wander tha Newmaker Plane.
  374.  
  375. Paul: I aint shizzle what tha fuck ta say bout dis shit. But, I be wonderin now, nahmeean, biatch? 'Cause tha note, remember tha note, dat came wit dis game: it holla'd "For you". Well shiiiit, it was... fo' "you" fo' realz. And dis note, itz referrin ta tha playa, itz sayin "you" fo' realz. And, I was already thankin dis yo, but it seems like... itz possible dis game was made for... well, dis part of tha game was made fo' some muthafucka ta see. Like... or at least, at some point, it was... it was, uh... I dunno. I dunno. Well shiiiit, it just seems like there was... dat shiznit was intended fo' some muthafucka. Not me, certainly. Uh... OK.
  376.  
  377. [Cut]
  378.  
  379. Paul: We still not done, 'cause we still have whateverz over here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Or not. OK. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, OK. I be bout ta just end dis here, then. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Heh.
  380. PETSCOP 4:
  381. -----------------------------------------------------------------
  382. Paul: So, if you remember what tha fuck I was tryin ta explain yesterday, n' failed ta explain, I be just gonna demonstrate dat ta you now, nahmeean?
  383.  
  384. Paul: There we go. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, I found dis yesterday. It make me wanna hollar playa! And tha way I KNOW dis is, so, we upstairs n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do. Yo ass just saw me strutt up some stairs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, if you was ta imagine what tha fuck is... what-what-what would be exactly below where I be standin n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do fo' realz. And I hit dat shiznit it out, itz roughly tha area where you have tha big-ass screen wit tha windmill fo' realz. And, so I think... so, this-this, I think, be a cold-ass lil camera fo' realz. And if I strutt up in dis direction... This is, roughly, where tha windmill would be. Why there aint straight-up a windmill here, I don't give a gangbangin' fuck. Well shiiiit, it looks sort of like a placeholda fo' dat shit. But yeah, I be thinkin mah understandin is erect. It aint nuthin but just, I be missin something. OK, thatz dat shit.
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  407. PETSCOP 5:
  408. -----------------------------------------------------------------
  409. Paul: Alright, so, I dropped a while wit this, just askin as nuff thangs as I could be thinkin of. Mostly, like, short, three-word thangs fo' realz. And most of tha thangs dat I axed just produced no answer, or tha default answer n' shit. Da default answer, which is "I don't give a fuck". Most of dem just gave me that, except fo' four of dem wild-ass muthafuckas fo' realz. And I'ma go all up in each of dem four now, nahmeean?
  410.  
  411. Paul: Da first of tha four was, "Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck is Tiara?" And capitalization do not cook up a gangbangin' finger-lickin' difference. But, "Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck is Tiara?" I also tried "Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck is Care?", "Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck is Mike?", "Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck is Michael", n' I tried other forms too, like just "Care?", just "Mike?", just "Michael?" This is tha only one dat gave me anything.
  412.  
  413. [Pizzle asks "Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck is Tiara?"]
  414.  
  415. Tool:
  416. Petscop kid
  417. Straight-up smart
  418.  
  419. Paul: Uh, next one dat I tried, I think... uh, yeah.
  420.  
  421. [Pizzle asks "Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck be I?"]
  422.  
  423. Tool: Newmaker
  424.  
  425. Paul: Next, I axed "Where be I?"
  426.  
  427. [Pizzle asks "Where be I?"]
  428.  
  429. Tool: Under tha Newmaker Plane
  430.  
  431. Paul: And then I axed "Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck is yo slick ass?"
  432.  
  433. [Tool turns pink]
  434.  
  435. Paul: Uh... I don't give a fuck why dat just happened. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Uh... Yeah, so I was saying... heh... "Who"... "Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck is yo slick ass?", yeah. I don't give a fuck why dat just chizzled color outta nowhere.
  436.  
  437. [Pizzle asks "Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck is yo slick ass?"]
  438.  
  439. Paul: I be thinkin it broke. Y-yeah, I don't be thinkin dat even just-just registered at all. Or, uh...
  440.  
  441. Pink Tool: TURN OFF PLAYSTATION
  442.  
  443. Paul: Kay. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, thatz not... thatz not what tha fuck it holla'd before when I put up in dat question. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Did not look anythang like dis shit. Thatz interestin yo. Heh...
  444.  
  445. Paul: OK... uh, what-what do I ask now, biatch? "Why"... "Why turn off"... I be bout ta try just, "Why?"
  446.  
  447. [Pizzle asks "Why?"]
  448.  
  449. Paul: Kay. Oh, boy. Mm. Yeah, I don't...
  450.  
  451. Pink Tool: MARVIN PICKS UP TOOL HURTS ME WHEN PLAYSTATION ON
  452.  
  453. Paul: What tha fuck, biatch? Uh... This fuckin game yo. Heh. This game... OK, um.. fo' realz. Alright, what tha fuck do I... what tha fuck do I gotta ask now, biatch? Um, wha- And it switched back again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I be thinkin it just... OK. I don't... heh. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, if I-if I put in, what tha fuck was it, if I put up in "Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck is yo slick ass?" again, is dat gonna... Lemme peep what tha fuck happens when I put dat up in again.
  454.  
  455. [Pizzle asks "Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck is yo slick ass?"]
  456.  
  457. Tool: TOOL (w/ drawin of Tool)
  458.  
  459. Paul: Yeah, so thatz what tha fuck it holla'd originally, when I put it in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Oh, well, OK, thatz bizarre. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, I guess, I'ma wait fo' dat ta happen again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But I guess I'ma end tha vizzle now, though cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. Uh...
  460.  
  461. [Cut]
  462.  
  463. [Pizzle asks "Remember bein born?"]
  464. Tool: I aint Tiara
  465.  
  466.  
  467. PETSCOP 6:
  468. -----------------------------------------------------------------
  469. [Ominous sound, twice]
  470.  
  471. [Cut - 2 hrs 39 mins later]
  472.  
  473. [Ongoin low ominous sound]
  474.  
  475. [Cut ta black disk]
  476.  
  477. WHERE IS MY HOUSE
  478. WHERE IS THE SCHOOL
  479. I WILL FOLLOW
  480.  
  481. [Cut - 1 hr 24 mins later]
  482.  
  483. [Loud echoin thump]
  484.  
  485. [Cut]
  486.  
  487. Paul: That was kinda fun, actually. G-Goin all up in a gangbangin' four minute vizzle, n' noticin that, on one half of tha vizzle, tha windmillz goin one erection, n' up in tha other half, itz goin up in tha other direction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. And pinpointin where tha chizzle occurred, and, uh... tha fuck is this?
  488.  
  489. Paul: Thatz neat yo. Heh. Well, thatz red now, nahmeean, biatch? Oh, yeah, I was gonna mention this, actually, up in another vizzle. Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I come up before n' peeped dat shit... Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I peeped tha camera at dis height before. I don't give a fuck what tha fuck causes it ta happen yo, but, sometimes I just come up here n' itz at dis height. Well shiiiit, it make sense up in dis case, I think, 'cause tha characta was, like, right up all up in tha camera here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho fo' realz. And it seemed ta be, like, at dis level yo. Heh, well, dis is still here.
  490.  
  491. [Toneth CAUGHT]
  492.  
  493. Paul: Oh mah god. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Oh mah god. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Nothin' else... OK. Let’s peep what tha fuck we got.
  494.  
  495. [Pause menu opened]
  496.  
  497. Has you done found anythang weird lately?
  498.  
  499. There is much ta find up in dis place.
  500.  
  501. [Tonethz module opened up in Pets menu]
  502.  
  503. (Enta a thugged-out description here)
  504. ---
  505. - A bird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be thinkin I forgot what tha fuck birdz look like.
  506. - "Funny wack blob monster" say Mike. Thatz what tha fuck it is.
  507. - Painter n' shit. Paintin puzzle.
  508. - Catch Randice first(?)
  509. - Has fucked up leg fo' some reason. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I already hung his ass on a wall, too late ta take it back. Well shiiiit, it make me be thinkin bout tha dawg actually. Because when tha hoopty hit his ass I thought "at least it is ghon be over soon." Dude survived it, n' I was tha only one whoz ass still wanted ta put his ass down.A dawg be a innocent
  510.  
  511. Paul: Uh-oh. Uh... uh-oh. "I was tha only one whoz ass still wanted ta put his ass down." Um...
  512.  
  513. When dat dawg wags its tail n' it appears happy, it aint real.
  514. I guess thatz toneth then. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. toneth toneth toneth toneth toneth toneth toneth toneth toneth toneth toneth toneth toneth toneth toneth toneth toneth. tha end yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. itz yucky outside.
  515.  
  516. Paul: What've... what've I just strutted into, biatch? Oh, thatz it yo. Heh. Yeah, OK. Um, that's... heh.
  517.  
  518. Paul: OK, so I actually... this-this is freshly smoked up ta mah dirty ass. I aint peeped all dis bullshit. Yeah, so, I tried goin down here before yo, but I be thinkin straight-up dat was before I even put up in tha code. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So I just discovered this, just now, nahmeean, biatch? Um... but, you know what, biatch? I think, actually, this... I be thinkin I know what tha fuck dis is. This is our A, B, NLM. Yo ass know, you recognize tha shape of dis one, n' then you have... Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, I don't give a fuck what tha fuck dis is here, though cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. Yeah, so, I didn't imagine you could catch this... I-I mean... I strutted tha fuck into dat shit. Nothang happened. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Discoverin a shitload of bangin-ass thangs. Oh, uh... whoops. I meant ta rap bout this, cuz dis don't do anything, right, dis menu option, not a god damn thang happens. I be guessin at some point you could name yo' pets, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Right, biatch? And dis was, like, suggestions or something. Yeah, yeah. Just showin dat that don't do anythang fo' realz. Alright.
  519.  
  520. [Cut]
  521.  
  522. Paul: Hmm... aiiiight.
  523.  
  524. [Cut]
  525.  
  526. [Pizzle asks "Where is mah house?"]
  527.  
  528. Tool: You'll never bounce back ta tha doggy den
  529.  
  530. Paul: Hm.
  531.  
  532. [Pizzle asks "Where is tha school?"]
  533.  
  534. Tool: Yo ass can't go back up in time
  535.  
  536. [Cut]
  537.  
  538. Paul: This game is tryin straight-up hard ta make it seem like... like there be a a entitizzle up in dat shit. Like a pimp or a AI tryin ta rap wit mah dirty ass. It aint nuthin but interesting. But, you know, tha way you know dat there be a a pimp up in a game, tryin ta rap wit you, is if it comes out, if it stops bein distant, n' it comes out, n' you can have a, you know, a real-time back-and-forth wit it fo' realz. And it stops bein so one-way, like, I... I leave mah PlayStation, n' it comes-comes up n' do dis whole pre-recorded thang fo' realz. And, well, tha closest thang thatz happened ta dat is last vizzle, you know, it straight-up lyrics mah thangs. But, you know, it only responded ta two of mah thangs, n' tha straight-up original gangsta one, tha straight-up original gangsta question I asked, it didn't even answer dat question. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, no obvious interactivitizzle happening. Yo ass know, n' it answered tha second question but dat could done been a cold-ass lil coincidence. Um, yeah. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, not entirely convincin yet. But, you know, I be lookin forward ta what tha fuck I might peep next fo' realz. And, itz straight-up interesting, dis game, 'cause you can strutt around, n' suttin' will just happen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yo ass know, biatch? 'Cause I pimped a freshly smoked up file, n' I tried ta be scientistical bout it: I went n' did all tha same thangs dat I did dis time, n' tha same thangs did not happen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. None of tha thangs happened. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! None of tha odditizzles occurred, like tha thang up in tha mirror room, fo' example. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So there be a a lil' bit of randomnizz up in it, n' itz bangin-ass how tha fuck it don't seem ta straight-up care if you peep every last muthafuckin thang, I guess. Yeah, so, itz interesting.
  539.  
  540.  
  541. [Cut]
  542.  
  543.  
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  560.  
  561.  
  562.  
  563. PETSCOP 7:
  564. -----------------------------------------------------------------
  565. [Second Movement of Stravinskyz Septet skits on Needles]
  566.  
  567. Paul: Somethingz happening.
  568.  
  569. Paul: Oh, hi there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Is that... it, biatch? That might be dat shit. Except, what tha fuck is...
  570.  
  571. [Pizzle interacts wit poster]
  572.  
  573. Do you remember bein born?
  574.  
  575. \|/|/|/|\
  576. COME HERE
  577.  
  578. Paul: Uh... oh-kay.
  579.  
  580. [Cut]
  581.  
  582. Pink Tool: I LOVE YOU
  583. NEWMAKER PLEASE SHOW MARVIN WHERE HIS HOUSE IS
  584.  
  585. Paul: Hm.
  586.  
  587. Paul: So, we might know whoz ass Marvin is now, nahmeean, biatch? Oh, I need ta be quick bout this, actually. 'Cause it could turn red again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, I'ma ask "Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck is yo slick ass?" Which, I feel like we know at dis point yo, but phat ta confirm.
  588.  
  589. [Pizzle asks "Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck is yo slick ass?"]
  590.  
  591. Pink Tool: GO THERE AND HE'LL FOLLOW YOU
  592. HIS DAUGHTER IS THERE
  593.  
  594. Paul: It aint nuthin but poppin' off bout tha doggy den again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. It aint nuthin but interestin yo, but it aint a answer ta mah question. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Heh, not at all. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, what tha fuck do you be thinkin dat means, biatch? OK, I should... Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, yeah, so now I'ma ask tha other question, tha "Do you remember bein born?"... oh, yeah, itz just "Remember bein born?", 'cause tha whole thang do not fit.
  595.  
  596. [Pizzle asks "Remember bein born?"]
  597.  
  598. [Cut]
  599.  
  600. Pink Tool: ALSO WANTS 1000 PIECES FOR "MACHINE BEYOND SCHOOL BASEMENT STAIRWAY"
  601.  
  602. Paul: "MACHINE BEYOND SCHOOL BASEMENT STAIRWAY"...not... also not a answer ta my... question. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yeah, n' dat shit... yeah, well.
  603.  
  604. [Cut]
  605.  
  606. [Pizzle interacts wit Lil Pimp Library chute]
  607.  
  608. [Pause menu opened]
  609.  
  610. Take dem home!
  611.  
  612. [Pets menu opened]
  613.  
  614. (X) Drop
  615.  
  616. Paul: Heh, well there you go.
  617.  
  618. [Pizzle tries droppin nuff muthafuckin Pets]
  619.  
  620. Lil Pimp Library accepts playas [x5]
  621.  
  622. Paul: "Lil Pimp Library accepts people".
  623.  
  624. Paul: OK, well I guess I be kind of a idiot. I wouldn't have tried dis shit. I guess these... these is people, right, biatch? Those might work. Yeah. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, if I strutt over here.
  625.  
  626. [Pause menu opened]
  627.  
  628. Take dem home!
  629.  
  630. Paul: [indistinct over bangin menu sounds] Yeah, itz just normal.
  631.  
  632. [Penz module opened up in Pets menu]
  633.  
  634. Pen be a aspirin mathematician.
  635. Dat hoe entirely deaf. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch don't give a fuck what tha fuck sound is, let ridin' solo music.
  636. I don't give a fuck what tha fuck her dope ass bustin here.
  637.  
  638. Paul: OK, so thatz another thang.
  639.  
  640. [Cut]
  641.  
  642. [Pizzle interacts wit easel]
  643.  
  644. [Mikez grill without eyebrows entered; room rumbles]
  645.  
  646. [Cut]
  647.  
  648. Paul: Anythang outta tha ordinary here, biatch? Whatz on tha floor, biatch? Looks like a gift box, n' stars, n' suttin' else fo' realz. And anythang down here, biatch? As usual, no. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, this... If you wonderin what tha fuck I be bustin here, dis is Mikez grill yo, but without tha eyebrows fo' realz. And why is I bustin that, biatch? Well, cuz eyebrows seem ta be blingin fo' realz. And thatz straight-up dat shit. But not a god damn thang seems ta have actually... dis seems like itz just reg- one- just, regular room, right, biatch? Yeah, OK. I dunno. Guess thatz it fo' realz. Alright, I have one mo' thang ta try though.
  649.  
  650. [Cut]
  651.  
  652. [Carez grill w/ Mikez eyebrows entered; room rumbles]
  653.  
  654. [Cut]
  655.  
  656. Paul: This one is Care wit eyebrows.
  657.  
  658. [Pizzle looks at table]
  659.  
  660. [CENSORED]
  661.  
  662. [Cut]
  663.  
  664. Paul: So, dis is Care wit eyebrows. I put Mikez eyebrows on her muthafuckin ass.
  665.  
  666. [Pizzle looks at table]
  667.  
  668. Paul: I could have put other eyebrows on her yo, but I didn't. I put Mikez on her n' shit. I don't give a fuck if this... I- I can't tell... I can't tell if it recognized it or not, cuz every last muthafuckin thang looks... like any other room. Whatz dis here, biatch? Except, it puts... this... I don't give a fuck, maybe thatz just suttin' dat it puts up in any room.
  669.  
  670. [Cut -
  671. We've had ta cover suttin' wit a funky-ass black box.
  672. Right now we can't say why.
  673.  
  674. Some other thangs we expectin ta "censor" up in tha future:
  675.  
  676. • "A big-ass present wit a sticker on it"
  677. • "Somethang on a wall, up in a funky-ass black house"
  678. • "Written on a cold-ass lil chalkboard"]
  679.  
  680.  
  681.  
  682.  
  683.  
  684.  
  685.  
  686.  
  687.  
  688.  
  689.  
  690.  
  691.  
  692. PETSCOP 8:
  693. -----------------------------------------------------------------
  694.  
  695. Paul: What, biatch? Uhh... what?
  696.  
  697. [Pizzle looks up in dis muthafucka picture]
  698.  
  699. [Pizzle looks at doggy den picture]
  700.  
  701. Paul: This is Marvin, right, biatch? This is Marvin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I be thinkin you confused, Marvin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Heh. Don't be thinkin ya know-I don't be thinkin you git what tha fuck you is, uh, what tha fuck you bustin.
  702.  
  703. Paul: What, biatch? 'Scuse me son, biatch? Dude went up. Will I find his ass if I go up?
  704.  
  705. Paul: I don't give a gangbangin' fuck.
  706.  
  707. [Cut]
  708.  
  709. Paul: Yeah, well tha thang is, it aint here now, nahmeean, biatch? Therez not even a passageway or anything. Yo ass betta remember when you saw this, biatch? Well, it could've chizzled between then n' 2004 fo' realz. Afta 2004, mah momma had it reportedly. Uh... well, OK. Tha-an- [glitchin audio]
  710.  
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  722.  
  723.  
  724.  
  725.  
  726. PETSCOP 9:
  727. -----------------------------------------------------------------
  728. [DEMO]
  729.  
  730. [Treadmill is set from 16 ta 3]
  731.  
  732. [Treadmill is set from 3 ta 0]
  733.  
  734. [Cut ta Paul]
  735.  
  736. Paul: Uh...
  737.  
  738. [Cut]
  739.  
  740. Paul: It only works when I go dis way. This...
  741.  
  742. [Cut]
  743.  
  744. Paul: Don't work wit dat one.
  745.  
  746. [Cut]
  747.  
  748. Paul: Is you kiddin me son?
  749.  
  750. [Downwardz slidin on tha down-low tone]
  751.  
  752. [Pizzle interacts wit White Tool; White Tool collects pieces]
  753.  
  754. [Ongoin low ominous sound]
  755.  
  756. [Cut]
  757.  
  758. [Cut]
  759.  
  760. [Pizzle interacts wit easel]
  761.  
  762. [Windmill girlz grill entered; room rumbles]
  763.  
  764. Yo ass found her muthafuckin ass.
  765. Yo ass may visit her room.
  766.  
  767. [Cut]
  768.  
  769. [Future Pizzle avatar leaves]
  770.  
  771. Paul: OK.
  772.  
  773. [Pizzle looks at table]
  774.  
  775. [Pizzle interacts wit note]
  776.  
  777. Yo ass must have guessed yo, but I was lookin all up in yo' thangs.
  778. I found dat picture of y'all from 1977, standin up in front of a oldschool windmill wit yo' playa.
  779. Yo ass went there, n' dat shiznit was a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shitty-ass idea. Yo crazy-ass playa n' tha windmill both disappeared tha fuck into thin air.
  780. Her sista was holdin tha camera. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch took another picture minutes later: just you, no windmill, n' no playa.
  781. Yo ass hooked up her sister, n' muthafuckin years later, yo' playa was reborn as yo' daughter.
  782. Yo crazy-ass hoe won't admit dis is true yo, but I know it, cuz I found tha evidence.
  783. Yo crazy-ass playa never returned wit you, n' tha windmill was gone. I went ta peep it mah dirty ass. Where is it, biatch? What did you do?
  784. - Rainer, Newmaker
  785.  
  786. [Pizzle interacts wit right gift box; obtains key]
  787.  
  788. [Pizzle interacts wit left gift box]
  789.  
  790. [CENSORED]
  791.  
  792. Paul: Wh-what tha fuck.
  793.  
  794. [Cut]
  795.  
  796. Paul: OK, so there be a a lil' bit of weirdnizz wit tha camera here.
  797.  
  798. [Pizzle interacts wit hidden gift box]
  799.  
  800. [Strange choir chord, glitchin at end]
  801.  
  802. [Pizzle interacts wit picture]
  803.  
  804. It aint nuthin but a picture of two playas, Toneth n' Randice.
  805. Is they not cute, biatch? Give dem a cold-ass lil chance!
  806.  
  807. [Pizzle interacts wit sign]
  808.  
  809. When you choosin a pet, find one dat you like.
  810. Yo ass don't gotta ludd dem right away.
  811.  
  812. [Pizzle interacts wit sign]
  813.  
  814. Don't be discouraged if they run from you, nahmean biiiatch, biatch? They straight-up do want a home.
  815. They're afraid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Show dem dat there be a not a god damn thang ta be afraid of.
  816.  
  817. [Pizzle interacts wit object]
  818.  
  819. It aint nuthin but a trophy, "awarded ta our Amber fo' bein a real champ yesterdizzle n' todizzle."
  820. "Bitch aint left her cage once!"
  821.  
  822. [Pizzle sets treadmill from 0 ta 16]
  823.  
  824. [Pizzle sets treadmill from 16 ta -1]
  825.  
  826. Paul: Uh... K fo' realz. Alright.
  827.  
  828. [Cut]
  829.  
  830. [Care NLM CAUGHT]
  831.  
  832. [Pause menu opened]
  833.  
  834. Yo ass is up in tha other place too!
  835.  
  836. [Care NLMz module opened up in Pets menu]
  837.  
  838. Care NLM escaped from tha schoolz basement n' wandered tha Newmaker Plane fo' days.
  839. To catch her, you had ta lie yo, but it may not be a lie alllll muthafuckin day.
  840. Yo ass is tha Newmaker n' shit. Yo ass can turn Care NLM tha fuck into Care A, n' close tha loop.
  841.  
  842. [Pizzle touches Even Care block]
  843.  
  844. [Cut]
  845.  
  846. [Pizzle interacts wit Lil Pimp Library chute]
  847.  
  848. [Pause menu opened]
  849.  
  850. Da pets straight-up seem ta like you, biatch. Thanks fo' playin Petscop.
  851.  
  852. [Pizzle drops Care NLM]
  853.  
  854. You've decided ta leave Care NLM.
  855. If you chizzle yo' mind within 6 months, you can take Care NLM back.
  856. What month is it, anyway, biatch? What year is it?
  857.  
  858. [Pizzle interacts wit Lil Pimp Library chute twice more]
  859.  
  860. [Cut]
  861.  
  862. [Pizzle interacts wit Care NLM]
  863.  
  864. [Care NLM CAUGHT]
  865.  
  866.  
  867.  
  868.  
  869.  
  870.  
  871.  
  872.  
  873. PETSCOP 10:
  874. -----------------------------------------------------------------
  875.  
  876. Paul: Uh... what, biatch? OK. Oh-
  877.  
  878. [Probable cut; Game restarts]
  879.  
  880. PANICSV possible corruption
  881.  
  882. [Pizzle interacts wit hidden gift box]
  883.  
  884. [Cut]
  885.  
  886. Paul: There you go.
  887.  
  888. [Cut]
  889.  
  890. Paul: Oh mah god.
  891.  
  892. [Pizzle interacts wit poster]
  893.  
  894. Do you remember bein born?
  895.  
  896. [Pizzle touches Even Care block]
  897.  
  898. [Cut]
  899.  
  900. [Pizzle asks, "What month is it?"]
  901.  
  902. [Tool shows blank calendar]
  903.  
  904. [Pizzle asks, "What year is it?", wit cut up in middle]
  905.  
  906. [Cut]
  907.  
  908. [Pizzle asks, "Where was tha windmill?"]
  909.  
  910.  
  911. [CENSORED]
  912.  
  913. PETSCOP 11:
  914. -----------------------------------------------------------------
  915. Paul: -signs along tha way, dat I ignored. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! 'Cause it would've been a cold-ass lil straight-up wack scam ta mah dirty ass. But when I found mah room, it made... well, I was shocked at first yo, but it made sense. Especially thankin bout where I found tha game up in tha straight-up original gangsta place, dat it would be tied up in some way ta me all up in you, biatch fo' realz. And I be tryin ta think, when was tha last time I saw any of y'all at all, biatch? It had ta have been, like, 1999. I was a kid, I was a lil' small-ass kid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Tiny kid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! And afta that, just, you know. But, it would make sense up in tha timeline.
  916.  
  917. [Cut]
  918.  
  919. Paul: So, itz hard ta do dis while I be rappin', thatz why I be soopa-doopa on tha down-low n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do.
  920.  
  921. Paul: So, if you wonderin what tha fuck I be bustin up in dis biatch, I gots a thugged-out drawin dat I could scan n' bust ta you, biatch. I just came home n' drew dis big-ass drawin fo' realz. And itz still... you still need a explanation on... 'cause tha drawin aint straight-up clear-scribblez straight-up-but... but you need tha visual ta KNOW tha explanation, right, biatch? So you need both.
  922.  
  923. [Cut]
  924.  
  925. Paul: I be bout 90% shizzle dat dis is gonna work, n' 10% not so sure. But mostly sure. Wait, wait, I be thinkin I did dat wrong. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, again, wait.
  926.  
  927. Paul: Holy shiznit yo. Holy shit. Well shiiiit, it worked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I mean, I was 90% shizzle yo, but... heh. It aint nuthin but still a lil shockin dat it straight-up worked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Thatz straight-up neat fo' realz. Alright, so tha way dis works, I be supposed ta pass on dis one.
  928.  
  929. [Cut]
  930.  
  931. Paul: He-heh! There it is. OK.
  932.  
  933. [Ask screen comes up]
  934.  
  935. Paul: K. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, dis one we wanna... What do we wanna... we wanna ask bout tha house. Us thugs wanna ask "where"... just, "where is house?"
  936.  
  937. [Pizzle asks "where is house?"]
  938.  
  939. Paul: K. OK. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, I don't give a gangbangin' fuck... I mean, itz probably askin ta go dis way, right, biatch? Yeah, I be thinkin thatz whatz happening.
  940.  
  941. Paul: Thatz not what tha fuck I was expecting, actually. I guess dat a road make sense yo, but it aint visually tha same thang dat I was expectin ta see. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. See what tha fuck tha camera just did there.
  942.  
  943. [Pizzle interacts wit sign]
  944.  
  945. This be a gangbangin' frozen house, captured three times, exactly as it was.
  946.  
  947. Paul: "This be a gangbangin' frozen house"... I be thinkin we found tha house. I don't give a fuck what tha fuck that... Us playas just found tha fuckin house.
  948.  
  949. [Pizzle interacts wit door]
  950.  
  951. Paul: We found tha house.
  952.  
  953. They key still works.
  954. It still works.
  955. ... Though you've unlocked tha door, you can't open dat shit.
  956.  
  957. Paul: "Da key still"... What, biatch? What, biatch? "you"... "you can't open it".
  958.  
  959. [Cut]
  960.  
  961. Paul: -nother joke bout how tha fuck I can't open doors.
  962.  
  963. [Cut]
  964.  
  965. Paul: -clockwise, tha top is goin ta tha right, n' then, you know, tha bottom is goin ta tha left. Right, so [indistinct mumbling] say...
  966.  
  967. [Quiet tone]
  968.  
  969. Paul: ..."righty-tighty, lefty-loosey", or, you know, you turn this... turn dis thang ta the... ta tha right. I mean, I still git trippin bout dis shit. 'Cause, I mean, well, I know itz always tha top yo, but I still gotta think. I gotta think.
  970.  
  971. Paul: Well, our crazy asses have tha door open now, so, I mean... heh. OK.
  972.  
  973. Paul: Alright. OK.
  974.  
  975. [Clank sound]
  976.  
  977. Paul: This is interesting. We gots people, appearin n' disappearing.
  978.  
  979. [Quiet mumblin sounds]
  980.  
  981. [Clank sound]
  982.  
  983. "Where have you been, biatch? Why was you gone fo' such a long-ass time?"
  984.  
  985. [Echoed clank sound]
  986.  
  987. [Mumblin sounds]
  988.  
  989. "Is dis a present, biatch? Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck is it for?"
  990.  
  991. Paul: Uh...
  992.  
  993. [Pizzle interacts wit chronic calendar]
  994.  
  995. Paul: Got a cold-ass lil couple calendars here.
  996.  
  997. [Echoed mumblin sounds]
  998.  
  999. [Pizzle interacts wit gray calendar]
  1000.  
  1001. [Echoed clank sound]
  1002.  
  1003. Paul: Hm.
  1004.  
  1005. [Echoed clank sound]
  1006.  
  1007. [Pizzle interacts wit chronic calendar]
  1008.  
  1009. Paul: So...
  1010.  
  1011. [Pizzle interacts wit gray calendar]
  1012.  
  1013. Paul: These is different years.
  1014.  
  1015. [Pizzle interacts wit chronic calendar]
  1016.  
  1017. Paul: So we gots dis chronic here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Well shiiiit, it starts off like a cold-ass lil checkerboard [Quiet mumblin sounds], then whatever dis is, n' then weekends, then itz chronic every last muthafuckin day. It make me wanna hollar playa! [Mumblin sounds] Oh. [Quiet mumblin sounds] OK. I dunno if you gots dat immediately.
  1018.  
  1019. [Echoed clank sound]
  1020.  
  1021. Paul: Yeah, so, June ta November n' shit. Mhm. Yeah, on dat topic: I don't remember meetin dis hoe at all. I don't remember knowin her [Clank sound] at any point fo' realz. And I remember you sayin dat we were... dat we... we are... exactly tha same age. [Quiet mumblin sounds] Right, biatch? I-I-I-I just don't remember even hearin bout mah playas goin missing. Right, biatch? I aint gots a single... I don't remember her goin missing. I don't remember anythang like dis shit. I mean, I was a kid yo, but even then... [Echoed mumblin sounds] Could've been one of dem periodz when we weren't hittin' up straight-up much yo, but it just seems weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Right, 'cause, I don't give a fuck if you can verify these dates yo, but 5th of June, 10th of November, right, biatch? When dat biiiiatch went missin [Echoed clank sound] n' when dat biiiiatch was found. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Right, biatch? And tha 25th here...
  1022.  
  1023. [Pizzle interacts wit gray calendar]
  1024.  
  1025. Paul: I be wonderin what tha fuck the... what tha fuck tha animation means there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Or how tha fuck tha number be animatin a funky-ass bit.
  1026.  
  1027. [Pizzle interacts wit chronic calendar]
  1028.  
  1029. Paul: Because... right, biatch? Da 25th [Echoed clank sound] of December on...
  1030.  
  1031. [Pizzle interacts wit gray calendar]
  1032.  
  1033. Paul: ...both calendars yo, but they different years. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So I don't give a fuck if dat shit...
  1034.  
  1035. [Pizzle interacts wit chronic calendar]
  1036.  
  1037. Paul: ...means itz tha 25th of December up in dis crib yo, but then itz two different years, so that's...
  1038.  
  1039. [Cut]
  1040.  
  1041. [Mumblin sounds]
  1042.  
  1043. Paul: I do smoke there be a a resemblance.
  1044.  
  1045. Can I use tha bathroom?
  1046.  
  1047. Paul: Straight-up phat resemblance... [Echoed clank] ...between us.
  1048.  
  1049. "Of course."
  1050.  
  1051. Paul: Woah.
  1052.  
  1053. [Clank sound]
  1054.  
  1055. Paul: What?
  1056.  
  1057. [Double TV jingle, zoomin in]
  1058.  
  1059. Paul: Da hell, biatch? Heh. That was a experience. This... huh.
  1060.  
  1061. [Pizzle touches Even Care block]
  1062.  
  1063. [Cut ta DEMO]
  1064.  
  1065. [Tickin clock on road w/ ominous background soundz & car-like noise]
  1066.  
  1067. [Cut]
  1068.  
  1069. [Sound combination continues]
  1070.  
  1071. [All soundz stop except car-like noise]
  1072.  
  1073. P2 ta TALK
  1074.  
  1075. Marvin:
  1076. [L2] ↓ ← [L2] ▲ [R1] ↑
  1077. Hello
  1078.  
  1079. [R2] ■ ▲ [L2] ▲
  1080. Pall
  1081.  
  1082.  
  1083. "Pall":
  1084. [L2] ↓ ← [L2] ▲
  1085. Hell
  1086.  
  1087. [L2] ↓ ← [L2] ▲ [R1] ↑
  1088. Hello
  1089.  
  1090.  
  1091. Marvin:
  1092. [R2] ↑ [L2] ← [L2] ■ [R1] ●
  1093. Funny
  1094.  
  1095. [L2] ↓ ✕
  1096. Ha
  1097.  
  1098. [L2] ↓ ✕
  1099. Ha
  1100.  
  1101. [Chronic tool moves (x3)]
  1102.  
  1103. [Lock touched twice]
  1104.  
  1105. [Lock interacted with]
  1106.  
  1107. [Chronic tool moves; moves lock]
  1108.  
  1109. [Cut ta Paul]
  1110.  
  1111. [Clank sound]
  1112.  
  1113. Paul: What?
  1114.  
  1115. [Double TV jingle, zoomin up dis time]
  1116.  
  1117. Paul: Da hell, biatch? Heh. That was a experience. This... huh.
  1118.  
  1119. Paul: Hey. I could've sworn I just saw, above tha bathtub... dem white blocks wit tha symbols on dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Us thugs was seein a shitload of dem before. I could've sworn I just saw one of dem right... right there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Um... yeah, um... every last muthafuckin thangz different now, nahmeean, biatch? Tree is gone; we gots a funky-ass bucket here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. (indistinct mumbling) And... dat looks tha same.
  1120.  
  1121. [Pizzle interacts wit poster]
  1122.  
  1123. My fuckin homeboy may come here afta 6:00 pm . Please stay overnight if you can .
  1124.  
  1125. Nuff props so so so much . ⚈
  1126.  
  1127. Paul: Hm.
  1128.  
  1129. [Pizzle interacts wit chronic calendar]
  1130.  
  1131. Paul: It aint nuthin but tha 5th. I don't give a fuck if we can smoke up tha in-game time, and... what tha fuck tha hell is this?
  1132.  
  1133. [Frequent Needlez (C) dingin begins]
  1134.  
  1135. Paul: Another Care. Can I git on dis bed, biatch? Think I be supposed ta git up on tha bed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Hmm... Don't know how tha fuck dis is supposed ta work.
  1136.  
  1137. [Cut]
  1138.  
  1139. Paul: Yeah, I dunno. I don't give a fuck what tha fuck we can do here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Um yo, but... I do wanna peep something.
  1140.  
  1141. Paul: Well, we free now, nahmeean, biatch? Thatz good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! I be horny bout dis window. I don't straight-up know what tha fuck ta do yo, but... if we could... come up in all up in tha window, I don't give a fuck if thatz a thang.
  1142.  
  1143. Paul: Oh yo. Hm?
  1144.  
  1145. [Frequent Needlez (C) dingin begins again]
  1146.  
  1147. Paul: Yeah. I don't give a fuck, is there suttin' I missed up in here, biatch? I don't be thinkin so.
  1148.  
  1149. [Door closes]
  1150.  
  1151. Paul: Heh! Thatz a... thatz a gangbangin' funk thang, funk thang dat just happened, heh. I didn't do dis shit. I can't close doors. I can't open doors, either, so I... I also can't... uh, yeah. Thatz fun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I dunno what... I mean, I fucking... I know what tha fuck it wants me ta do now, nahmeean, biatch? Yeah...
  1152.  
  1153. [Frequent Needlez dingin (C) stops]
  1154.  
  1155. [Air-conditioner glitches]
  1156.  
  1157. Paul: M...wh...what?
  1158.  
  1159. [Four beeps play]
  1160.  
  1161. Paul: Uh-oh.
  1162.  
  1163. Care left tha room.
  1164.  
  1165. Paul: "Care left tha room."
  1166.  
  1167. [Frequent Needlez dingin (C) begins]
  1168.  
  1169. Paul: Oh. Just gonna... put every last muthafuckin thang back where it was. I still can't... Wait, so... Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, if I-oh, shit. Uh, wh... heh. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shiznit. Where'd he just come from, biatch? Bathroom, biatch? I was gonna... 'Cause his schmoooove ass came from tha window, as I was saying. Yeah. Yeah, now there be a a thugged-out lil ladder there.
  1170.  
  1171. [Care A CAUGHT]
  1172.  
  1173. Paul: Ta-da. Well, thatz dis shit. Unless I can peep the... Pets now, nahmeean?
  1174.  
  1175. [Pause menu opened]
  1176.  
  1177. I’ll come up in a minute.
  1178. Keep playing.
  1179.  
  1180. [Care Az module opened up in Pets menu]
  1181.  
  1182. When tha emergency fuckin started, you was all lookin fo' Care A.
  1183. I holla'd at you all, we would never find Care A. When Care A goes missing, she goes missin alllll muthafuckin day.
  1184. My fuckin brutha didn't want our asses ta find him, cuz he knew we was all lookin fo' Mike A.
  1185. I be back. This is mah present fo' you, biatch.
  1186. I started it up in 1996, fo' Marvin.
  1187. If you be thinkin they worth any effort, peep if you can save Care B, or Care NLM. Care B is up in tha school, of course.
  1188. Fuck you all, n' fuck me as well. Merry Chrizzle. Peep yo' bathroom now, nahmeean?
  1189. - Rainer
  1190.  
  1191. Paul: Rainer... I saw his ass at a funky-ass birthdizzle jam once fo' realz. All tha olda lil playas was down up in tha basement playin vizzle games, ta hide from everyone yo. Dude was down there like a muthafucka yo. Dude was olda than tha rest of them, though.
  1192.  
  1193. [Four beeps play]
  1194.  
  1195. Care left tha room.
  1196.  
  1197. Paul: It holla'd, "Peep yo' bathroom". I don't give a gangbangin' fuck.
  1198.  
  1199. [Cut ta DEMO]
  1200.  
  1201. Marvin:
  1202. [R2] ■ [L2] ▲ [R1] ✕
  1203. Play
  1204.  
  1205. [L2] ✕ [R1] ● [R2] ✕ [L1] ■ [R1] ▲ [L1] ↓
  1206. Music
  1207.  
  1208. [R2] ↑ ▲ [L2] ●
  1209. For
  1210.  
  1211. [R2] ▲ [R1] ✕ [R2] ▲ [R1] ●
  1212. Baby
  1213.  
  1214.  
  1215. Marvin:
  1216. [L1] ▲ [R1] ●
  1217. She
  1218.  
  1219. [L2] ▶ [R1] ▲ [L2] ▲
  1220. Will
  1221.  
  1222. [R2] ▲ [R1] ● [L1] ↓ ▶ [L2] ✕
  1223. Become
  1224.  
  1225. [L2] ✕ ← [L2] ▲ ▶ [R2] ▶ [R1] ●
  1226. Melody
  1227.  
  1228. ["Pall" touches object]
  1229.  
  1230. Play Needlez Piano Now
  1231.  
  1232. "Pall":
  1233. [R2] ← ■ [L2] ■ [L1] ↓ [L1] ✕
  1234. Thanks
  1235.  
  1236. [Needlez Piano played]
  1237.  
  1238. Marvin:
  1239. [L2] ▲ ▶ [R2] ↓ [L2] ▲ [R1] ●
  1240. Lovely
  1241.  
  1242. [Needlez Piano played]
  1243.  
  1244. Marvin:
  1245. [L2] ▲ ▶ [R2] ↓ [L2] ▲ [R1] ●
  1246. Lovely
  1247.  
  1248. [Needlez Piano played]
  1249.  
  1250. [Needlez Piano becomes chromatic n' red]
  1251.  
  1252. Marvin:
  1253. [L1] ▲ [R1] ●
  1254. She
  1255.  
  1256. [L1] ▶ [L2] ● [R1] ▲ [R2] ■ [R2] ●
  1257. Tripped
  1258.  
  1259. [R1] ✕ [L2] ■ [R2] ▶
  1260. And
  1261.  
  1262. [R2] ↑ ← [L2] ▲
  1263. Fell
  1264.  
  1265. [R1] ✕ [L2] ■ [R2] ▶
  1266. And
  1267.  
  1268. [R1] ▲ [L1] ✕
  1269. Is
  1270.  
  1271. [L2] ▲ ▲ [L1] ✕ [R2] ●
  1272. Lost
  1273.  
  1274. Marvin:
  1275. [L1] ✕ [R2] ● ✕ [R2] ■
  1276. Stop
  1277.  
  1278.  
  1279. "Pall":
  1280. [L1] ✕ ✕ [L2] ● [R1] ●
  1281. Sorry
  1282.  
  1283.  
  1284. Marvin:
  1285. [R2] ● [R1] ● ✕ [L2] ● ▶
  1286. Tiara
  1287.  
  1288. [R2] ■ [L2] ▲ [R1] ✕ [L1] ✕
  1289. Plays
  1290.  
  1291. [R2] ▲ ■ [R2] ▶
  1292. Bad
  1293.  
  1294. [L2] ✕ [R1] ● [R2] ✕ [L1] ■ [R1] ▲ [L1] ↓
  1295. Music
  1296.  
  1297. [R2] ● [R2] ✕
  1298. Too
  1299.  
  1300.  
  1301. Marvin:
  1302. [R2] ▶ [R2] ✕
  1303. Do
  1304.  
  1305. [R1] ▲ [R2] ●
  1306. It
  1307.  
  1308. [L2] ● ↑ [R2] ●
  1309. Right
  1310.  
  1311. [L2] ■ ← [L1] ↓ [L1] ✕ [R2] ●
  1312. Next
  1313.  
  1314. [R2] ● ↑ [L2] ✕
  1315. Time
  1316.  
  1317.  
  1318. "Pall":
  1319. [L1] ✕ ■ [R2] ▶
  1320. Sad
  1321.  
  1322.  
  1323. Marvin:
  1324. [R1] ↑ [L1] ↓ [R1] ✕
  1325. OK
  1326.  
  1327. [R2] ■ ▲ [L2] ▲
  1328. Pall
  1329.  
  1330. [Cut]
  1331.  
  1332.  
  1333.  
  1334.  
  1335.  
  1336.  
  1337.  
  1338. PETSCOP 12:
  1339. -----------------------------------------------------------------
  1340.  
  1341. [DEMO]
  1342.  
  1343. [Cut]
  1344.  
  1345. [Waverin tone]
  1346.  
  1347. Yo Belle.
  1348. Yo ass is free!
  1349. I left these lyrics fo' you ta peep, up in case you was eva rescued.
  1350. So, while you strutt around, lookin fo' suttin' ta do, I be bout ta come up periodically.
  1351. When tha lyrics run out, I be bout ta be outta yo' afro forever n' eva.
  1352.  
  1353. [Cut]
  1354.  
  1355. Mike Hammond
  1356. 1988 - 1995
  1357. Mike was a gift.
  1358.  
  1359. [Waverin tone]
  1360.  
  1361. You've apparently been hustlin Petscop nonstop fo' 553758221 seconds, or 153822 hours.
  1362. That looks dubious ta mah dirty ass. What do you think?
  1363.  
  1364. [Waverin tone]
  1365.  
  1366. Is you still chillin on a cold-ass lil chair?
  1367. Yo ass betta still look round tha room, biatch? Is there still a room?
  1368.  
  1369. [Waverin tone]
  1370.  
  1371. This is tha Lil Pimp Library.
  1372. Yo ass aint crew, so I didn't add yo' traits ta tha grill system.
  1373.  
  1374. [Chute interacted with]
  1375.  
  1376. That means I didn't add yo' eyes, or yo' eyebrows, or yo' nose.
  1377.  
  1378. [Cut]
  1379.  
  1380. [Waverin tone]
  1381.  
  1382. Don't git lost.
  1383.  
  1384. [Cut]
  1385.  
  1386. [Waverin tone]
  1387.  
  1388. Pimpin' bizzledizzle Belle!
  1389. I'm
  1390.  
  1391. [Cut, redactin end of previous message]
  1392.  
  1393. [Waverin tone]
  1394.  
  1395. I be callin you Belle cuz thatz whoz ass yo ass is.
  1396. Yo ass might be trippin as ta what tha fuck happened.
  1397. I was overeager before, n' started callin you Tiara prematurely.
  1398. I pimped a space up in tha menu fo' you, still unused now, nahmeean?
  1399. Then I put you inside tha machine, n' played tha second movement of Stravinskyz Septet on tha Needles.
  1400. I played it wrong yo, but dat would done been aiiight.
  1401. If you hadn't given up halfway, you would be Tiara. This aint what tha fuck happened, n' now I be gone.
  1402.  
  1403. [Pause menu opened; Quit Game missing]
  1404.  
  1405. Demo Recording
  1406.  
  1407. PETSCOP 13:
  1408. -----------------------------------------------------------------
  1409. [DEMO]
  1410.  
  1411. Paul: Looks like we finally made some progress. I think.
  1412.  
  1413. Paul: Well, just gotta git into what tha fuck ta do wit dat shit. Yo ass know what, biatch? It would probably gotta do wit tha thang on the... tha Tool on tha road. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Try that... uh... yeah. Let’s try ta git that.. yo. Heh. Yeah, these two is definitely... it’s blockin dat shit. Don’t know what tha fuck dat means. We can use dis shit. Uh... right, biatch? So it comes up fo' realz. And if I... Oh.
  1414.  
  1415. [Blue Tool is caught up in bucket; becomes Black Tool]
  1416.  
  1417. Paul: Heh. Fuck dat shit, OK. This is...
  1418.  
  1419. [Cut]
  1420.  
  1421. Paul: OK.
  1422.  
  1423. [Dreamy tone]
  1424.  
  1425. Paul: Wh...
  1426.  
  1427. [Black Tool collects pieces]
  1428.  
  1429. [Cut]
  1430.  
  1431. Paul: OK, dis be a freshly smoked up file. Uh, you- it might but have occurred ta you as it occurred ta me dat these rooms are... This room n' tha doggy den is counterparts, ‘cause they both have dis bucket n' they is shaped similarly, so I thought I would hook up what tha fuck our phat asses did before. This bucket is buggin ta move around. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Is dis gonna... yeah.
  1432.  
  1433. [Cut]
  1434.  
  1435. Paul: And, uh... it worked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! God, is I gonna be able ta git dis through...
  1436.  
  1437. [Cut]
  1438.  
  1439. Paul: OK yo. Hm. Can I, biatch? This is hustlin up pretty well fo' realz. And I’m feelin some doubt cuz dis bucket seems way too small.
  1440.  
  1441. [Roneth caught up in bucket]
  1442.  
  1443. Paul: But I should not have felt doubt.
  1444.  
  1445. [Roneth CAUGHT]
  1446.  
  1447. Paul: Just [indistinct]
  1448.  
  1449. Paul: I just...
  1450.  
  1451. [Pause menu opened]
  1452.  
  1453. Paul: Did I...
  1454.  
  1455. [Ronethz module opened up in Pets menu]
  1456.  
  1457. Roneth is Toneth’s baby half-brother.
  1458. Because he’s younger, he gets ta learn from all of Toneth’s mistakes.
  1459. That’s why he always looks both ways.
  1460. Dude don’t git tha fuck into shit. Yo ass won’t gotta peep his ass all tha time yo. He’s good.
  1461.  
  1462. Paul: Well, we finally... gots dat one.
  1463.  
  1464. [Cut]
  1465.  
  1466. Paul: Last one.
  1467.  
  1468. [Amber CAUGHT]
  1469.  
  1470. Congratulations ... you caught every last muthafuckin pet up in Even Care (aside from Toneth, whoz ass aint here yet.)
  1471. Yo ass have peeped every last muthafuckin thang up in tha game, so far yo, but there will obviously be more.
  1472. It’s a growin organism.
  1473. Yo crazy-ass controlla inputs is ghon be useful yo, but yo' feedback is ghon be even mo' useful.
  1474.  
  1475. [Long tap]
  1476.  
  1477. Paul: What’s that?
  1478.  
  1479. [Two short taps, two short taps, one short tap, three short taps]
  1480.  
  1481. Please leave tha Playstation on when you muthafuckin bounce. Yo ass can stand up now, nahmeean?
  1482.  
  1483. [Two long taps]
  1484.  
  1485. [Shufflin n' a thugged-out door opened, then closed]
  1486.  
  1487. [Cut]
  1488.  
  1489.  
  1490.  
  1491.  
  1492.  
  1493.  
  1494.  
  1495.  
  1496.  
  1497.  
  1498.  
  1499.  
  1500.  
  1501.  
  1502.  
  1503.  
  1504.  
  1505. PETSCOP 14:
  1506. -----------------------------------------------------------------
  1507. [DEMO]
  1508.  
  1509. [Object interacted with]
  1510.  
  1511. This windmill vanished off tha grill of tha earth.
  1512. Here’s a similar puzzle. For you, Marvin:
  1513. There is two picturez of a thugged-out door.
  1514. In tha straight-up original gangsta picture, tha door is closed.
  1515. In tha second picture, taken later, tha door is open.
  1516. No Muthafucka opened tha door.
  1517. Da door did not open itself.
  1518. Da door, up in fact, did not open at all.
  1519. What happened?
  1520.  
  1521. [Cut ta Paul]
  1522.  
  1523. Paul: ...s- I can’t just wait. Thankfully I done been suddenly inspired by a scam dat is, up in a way, similar ta tha scam dat brought me ta dis house. Because dat scam involved pretending... pretendin suttin' was there dat wasn’t there, n' dis scam involves pretendin dat dis door, right here, dis one...
  1524.  
  1525. [DEMO]
  1526.  
  1527. Paul: is open, rather than closed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Yo ass can peep dat it’s closed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! But, what tha fuck I’m goin ta do, n' what tha fuck I invite you ta do as well, is picture... I’m goin ta picture up in mah head dat dis door is straight-up open n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do fo' realz. And if I was ta pass all up in dis doorway, what tha fuck would happen, biatch? I would... would I bump tha fuck into a thugged-out door, biatch? Fuck dat shit, cuz tha door is open, right, biatch? I would just keep goin tha fuck into tha room that’s there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho fo' realz. And I happen ta know I’m gonna strutt tha fuck into tha room n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do.
  1528.  
  1529. [CENSORED]
  1530.  
  1531. Paul: Uh... da-da-da... I’m up in tha room. I happen ta know what tha fuck dis room be lookin like cuz I saw it up in a thugged-out demo recordin just todizzle. It make me wanna hollar playa! And you can peep it like a muthafucka. I assume it’ll is ghon be up on tha crew YallTube along wit dis vizzle dat I’m recordin n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do. We can peep what tha fuck tha room looks like, up in dat recording, on tha r-right... left... left... right side, there’s a windmill. I-I don’t have it up in front of me n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do... I should. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! On tha right side there’s a windmill. On tha left side there’s something... dat Marvin do not bother ta peep yo, but we is ghon be lookin at.
  1532.  
  1533. Paul: So, tha question is, what tha fuck do I do next... if I-if I was up in dis room up in dis biatch, would I... I wanna git all up in tha thang dat Marvin didn’t peep. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So I’m gonna git all up in tha right.
  1534.  
  1535. [Paul’s recording]
  1536.  
  1537. Paul: And I think... Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, if I git all up in tha right... ah, god, I be thinkin I went a lil too far, actually. Uh, da... nope. Well, I be thinkin straight-up what tha fuck happens here... Da problem is dat it’s kind of a funky-ass branchin point; I could stop, I could be blocked by tha beds, or I could keep going, past tha bedz ta tha other side of tha room, so I could straight-up be on either side of tha room n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do.
  1538.  
  1539. Paul: But either way, I guess it don’t matter n' shit. But I’m goin ta assume I’m on tha thang... dat I gots blocked by tha beds, n' I-if I go up...
  1540.  
  1541. [Paul’s n' DEMO recordings superimposed]
  1542.  
  1543. Paul: Up, up, up, up, just keep goin up, there is ghon be a question mark dat appears dat will let me go n' do somethang fo' realz. And if I press X, suttin' will happen.
  1544.  
  1545. [DEMO only]
  1546.  
  1547. [DEMO Pizzle interacts wit object]
  1548.  
  1549. Paul: And, what tha fuck will happen, biatch? I think, possibly, a text box will open, ‘cause that’s what tha fuck happens wit tha windmill, right, biatch? I’m gonna press-I pressed X, n' a text box rocked up wit text up in it, dat is probably cryptic, n' our phat asses don’t straight-up care too much bout it, so we’re gonna press X a funky-ass bunch of times...
  1550.  
  1551. [DEMO Pizzle selects picture]
  1552.  
  1553. Paul: To git all up in all tha text. But we can peep it later n' shiznit fo' realz. And there could be a shitload of it, so I’m-could be a... like, a funky-ass book up in there; lot of shiznit our phat asses don’t care about. Lot of dat shit. Or... or it’s not a text box, n' it could be literally anythang else up in tha ghetto dat happens when you press X. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, tha next thang I can be thinkin ta do is just press buttons, randomly, n' chaotically fo' realz. And hopefully we’ll, you know, peep some thangs up in dis biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So I’m bustin dat up in dis biatch, I don’t know if you can hear that... mm.
  1554.  
  1555. [DEMO Pizzle selects picture]
  1556.  
  1557. Paul: I’m bein’ real…
  1558.  
  1559. [DEMO Pizzle selects picture]
  1560.  
  1561. Paul: Chaotic right now wit tha controlla n' shit. Mm.
  1562.  
  1563. [DEMO Pizzle selects picture]
  1564.  
  1565. [DEMO Pizzle selects picture]
  1566.  
  1567. [DEMO Pizzle selects picture]
  1568.  
  1569. Paul: And I’m thinkin’, you know... I’m thinkin’ I’m bein straight-up productizzle n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do.
  1570.  
  1571. [Paul’s n' DEMO recordings superimposed]
  1572.  
  1573. Paul: I be thinkin I’m definitely bein straight-up productive. It’s just dat we can’t straight-up... peep dat shit.
  1574.  
  1575. Paul: Cat, what tha fuck is you doin’, biatch? Stupid hommie! Oh. Yeah...
  1576.  
  1577. Paul: [hums Needlez tune from Petscop 11]
  1578.  
  1579. Paul: I’ve been playin dis game too fuckin’ much. OK-
  1580.  
  1581. [Cut]
  1582.  
  1583. Paul: And so... the-the windmill aint there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. I be thinkin I can... so, I git blocked by the-I do git blocked by tha bedz fo' realz. And I go up... I think... Oh, god, I could be doin’ this-I shouldn’t be doin’ dis while I’m bustin, so, anyway where... was I…
  1584.  
  1585. Paul: So, I’ve seen... I’ve straight-up peeped recordings that-made of me from a year ago, n' I had not peeped that, you know, recordin up in tha time between, so dat shiznit was holdin on ta dis thang n' it only decided a year lata ta play it back. There is also recordings dat I assume is stored on tha CD, or might even be scripted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. But up in one of tha recent vizzles, dis was-this was one dat went on tha hood YallTube, I lost tha vizzle... I lost dat shit. I had tha audio. Da game had tha recording. Even... there was two parts ta this-this session. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it had both of dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Well shiiiit, it played dem back, two different occasions, as demo recordings. I gots dem yo, but, OK, so here’s tha thang:
  1586.  
  1587. Paul: Those, um... Those demo recordings can be different, right, biatch? They can be different from when I was playing. Da one, so, when I caught all dem pets n' it flossed tha text... dat was different from what tha fuck it flossed when I was playing. Well shiiiit, it flossed something-it happened ta line up, right, perfectly. Da same number of text boxes n' so forth, n' also tha noize wasn’t there up in tha demo. There can be differences, n' this... was part of what tha fuck made-it seemed reasonable dat tha door could be open. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I’m not sayin dat shiznit was cr-still nuts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, I’m actually... I’m gonna do dis now, nahmeean, biatch? Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So…
  1588.  
  1589. [DEMO Pizzle selects picture]
  1590. Paul: Right, biatch? So I’m-I’m assumin dat triangle is back yo, but it could be square, circle; I’m gonna just do all of dem wild-ass muthafuckas.
  1591. [DEMO Pizzle selects picture]
  1592.  
  1593. Paul: Kay.
  1594.  
  1595. [DEMO Pizzle selects picture]
  1596.  
  1597. Paul: I can actually... I can actually... I be thinkin I can rotate... these.
  1598.  
  1599. [DEMO Pizzle selects picture]
  1600.  
  1601. [DEMO Pizzle selects picture wit different tone]
  1602.  
  1603. [DEMO Pizzle selects picture]
  1604.  
  1605. Paul: Kay... Um... so, I mean, I could’ve gone just straight-up off tha rails by dis point; I could be anywhere, heh.
  1606.  
  1607. [Cut]
  1608.  
  1609. [Paul’s recordin only]
  1610.  
  1611. Paul: So, attempt five was dis room over here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho fo' realz. And now, attempt six, we’re goin ta try ta push tha bucket tha fuck into tha other room, goin back ta dis room now fo' realz. Again, gotta make shizzle dis be aligned exactly right. Uh... hm. This...
  1612.  
  1613. [Paul’s n' DEMO recordings superimposed]
  1614.  
  1615. Paul: OK. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, dis way fo' realz. And I’m just goin ta leave it there n' peep what tha fuck happens.
  1616.  
  1617. [Cut]
  1618.  
  1619. [DEMO only]
  1620.  
  1621. Paul: Tryin again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This be attempt... twenty-two fo' realz. And... be thinkin that’s right, biatch? Alright, now our phat asses don’t gotta worry bout dis shit. One, two, three, four, five, six. Kay. Now... Kay, hopefully we gots dat shit.
  1622.  
  1623. Paul: Alright, now we’re up in tha freaky part. One, two, now, nahmeean?.. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
  1624.  
  1625. [Strange choir chord]
  1626.  
  1627. [Paul’s recordin only]
  1628.  
  1629. [Garalina intro, tilted ~45˚ counter-clockwise from tha original]
  1630.  
  1631. Paul: Here I am.
  1632.  
  1633. Paul: It, uh... it deleted mah files. I hope it didn’t. Uh...
  1634.  
  1635. [Game loads]
  1636.  
  1637. Paul: OK, what’s this?
  1638.  
  1639. "Yo ass made it yo. Kool as fuck birthday!"
  1640.  
  1641. Paul: Hm.
  1642.  
  1643. "Why is you coverin yo' face?"
  1644. "... Oh."
  1645.  
  1646. Paul: What’s dat supposed ta mean?
  1647.  
  1648. [Pizzle interacts wit cake]
  1649.  
  1650. "Of course I recognize you, biatch."
  1651. "Those eyes. That nose. That’s still you, biatch."
  1652.  
  1653. [Pizzle interacts wit slice]
  1654.  
  1655. "Go ahead n' gotz a slice!"
  1656. "Oh, don’t worry bout them."
  1657. [Pizzle interacts wit chronic calendar]
  1658.  
  1659. "I shizzle hope you’ve realized by now, nahmeean?"
  1660. "It don’t matta how tha fuck long you’ve been gone. Well shiiiit, it don’t matta how tha fuck much you’ve chizzled."
  1661. "Yo ass aren’t lost. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Quit wanderin n' come home."
  1662.  
  1663. [Pizzle interacts wit red calendar]
  1664.  
  1665. Paul: Peep something.
  1666.  
  1667. [Cut]
  1668.  
  1669. Paul: So what tha fuck I’m thankin is dat dis is either 1995, or... or it’s 2017.
  1670.  
  1671. Paul: [groans]
  1672.  
  1673. Paul: I’m gettin’ dat shitty feelin again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Hm.
  1674.  
  1675. "Care biaaatch! Is you aiiight?"
  1676. "Yo ass ran straight tha fuck into tha door playa! Did yo dirty ass be thinkin dat shiznit was open, biatch? .. fo' realz. Aw, skanky baby."
  1677.  
  1678. [Pizzle interacts wit desk]
  1679.  
  1680. [Pizzle selects blackened picture]
  1681.  
  1682. [Pizzle selects blackened picture]
  1683.  
  1684. [Pizzle selects blackened picture]
  1685.  
  1686. "Where is tha disk, biatch? Where is tha discovery pages?"
  1687.  
  1688. Paul: Uh... wait a second.
  1689.  
  1690. "What is you poppin' off about, biatch? What disk, biatch? Discovery pages?"
  1691.  
  1692. "... Jill, stop fuckin ignorin mah dirty ass. Git up in here n' show me where dat disk is."
  1693.  
  1694. Paul: Um... um...
  1695.  
  1696. "Jill."
  1697. "Fuck dat shit, Care, dis is Mommy. This is yo' mommy. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sweetie, I’m right here up in front of you, biatch. There’s no one else here."
  1698. "What is you lookin at, biatch? What’s over there?"
  1699. "... Care, can’t you hear me son, biatch? Can’t you peep me waving, biatch? Snap outta dat shit. Care biaaatch! Where is you going?"
  1700.  
  1701. [Cut]
  1702.  
  1703. Paul: I think... I think... I think... dat was based... off of a cold-ass lil conversation... dat I had last year on mah birthday. It make me wanna hollar playa! What tha fuck iz it?
  1704.  
  1705. Paul: If it wasn’t just a cold-ass lil coincidence, then dat means I’m... gettin pranked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! But I don’t know how tha fuck dat magic trick works exactly. Da game froze.
  1706.  
  1707. Paul: I gotta call Jill. Right now, nahmeean?
  1708.  
  1709. [Cut]
  1710.  
  1711. Paul: ...trapped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I feel straight-up weird.
  1712.  
  1713. Paul: So, all up in Google, I axed tha Internet... how tha fuck might one rewrite ta a CD-R, biatch? And tha Internet’s response ta dat question was: "Yo ass idiot. Yo ass fuckin’ idiot."
  1714.  
  1715. "Yo ass made it yo. Kool as fuck birthday!"
  1716.  
  1717. Paul: "What is you doin’?"
  1718.  
  1719. "Why is you coverin yo' face?"
  1720. "... Oh."
  1721.  
  1722. Paul: "Some thangs you can’t rewrite."
  1723. Paul: So I’m up in tha garage now, nahmeean?
  1724.  
  1725. [Pizzle interacts wit desk]
  1726.  
  1727. Paul: Oh. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Speakin of this... This is tha joint.For some reason it’s up in tha game on a cold-ass lil computa screen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But yeah, dis is it fo' realz. And dis is the... dis is tha "your child" page, judgin by all of tha text. Wish I could read dat shit. Jizzy. Mm. This be a gangbangin' finger-lickin' different page. Got no clue what’s goin on no mo'. What even is this?
  1728.  
  1729. [Cut]
  1730.  
  1731. Paul: Not shizzle what tha fuck I’m doin’ now, nahmeean, biatch? This again?
  1732.  
  1733. [CENSORED]
  1734.  
  1735. Paul: Fuck.
  1736.  
  1737.  
  1738.  
  1739.  
  1740.  
  1741.  
  1742.  
  1743.  
  1744.  
  1745.  
  1746.  
  1747.  
  1748.  
  1749.  
  1750.  
  1751.  
  1752.  
  1753.  
  1754.  
  1755.  
  1756.  
  1757.  
  1758. PETSCOP 15:
  1759. -----------------------------------------------------------------
  1760. [DEMO]
  1761.  
  1762. [Player forced back ta picture]
  1763.  
  1764. G i R L
  1765.  
  1766. [Player forced back ta picture]
  1767.  
  1768. [Player forced back ta picture]
  1769.  
  1770. Player One:
  1771. [L2] ✕ ✕ [L2] ● [R2] ↓ [R1] ▲ [L2] ■
  1772. Not In Table
  1773.  
  1774.  
  1775. Marvin:
  1776. [L1] ✕ [R1] ▲ [R2] ●
  1777. Sit
  1778.  
  1779. [L2] ↓ [R1] ● [L2] ●
  1780. Here
  1781.  
  1782. [R2] ↑ ▲ [L2] ●
  1783. For
  1784.  
  1785. [R2] → [L2] ←
  1786. The
  1787.  
  1788. [R2] ■ [L2] ● ← [L1] ■ ← [L2] ■ [R2] ●
  1789. Present
  1790.  
  1791. [Player One sits]
  1792.  
  1793. Marvin:
  1794. [R2] → [R1] ▲ [L1] ✕
  1795. This
  1796.  
  1797. [R1] ▲ [L1] ✕
  1798. Is
  1799.  
  1800. [R2] ▲ ← [L2] ▲
  1801. Bell
  1802.  
  1803.  
  1804. Belle/Tiara:
  1805. ↑
  1806. I
  1807.  
  1808. ↓ [L2] ✕
  1809. Am
  1810.  
  1811. [R2] ● [R1] ● ✕ [L2] ● ✕
  1812. Tiara
  1813.  
  1814. [L2] ■ ✕ [R2] ●
  1815. Not
  1816.  
  1817. [R2] ▲ ← [L2] ▲
  1818. Bell
  1819.  
  1820. [R2] ■ [L2] ● ← [L1] ✕
  1821. Press
  1822.  
  1823. [L2] ■ [R1] ▲ [R2] ↑ [R2] ● [R1] ●
  1824. Nifty
  1825.  
  1826.  
  1827. Player One:
  1828. [L2] ▶ [L2] ← [R2] ●
  1829. What
  1830.  
  1831. [L2] ■ [R1] ▲ [R2] ↑ [R2] ● [R1] ●
  1832. Nifty
  1833.  
  1834.  
  1835. Belle/Tiara:
  1836. [L2] ■ [R1] ↑
  1837. No
  1838.  
  1839. [R2] ■ [L2] ▲ [R1] ✕ [L2] (maybe "●" off-screen)
  1840. Player
  1841.  
  1842. [L2] ▶ [L2] ← [L2] ■
  1843. One
  1844.  
  1845. [R2] ■ [L2] ● ← [L1] ✕
  1846. Press
  1847.  
  1848. [L2] ■ [R1] ▲ [R2] ↑ [R2] ● [R1] ●
  1849. Nifty
  1850.  
  1851. [Texture editor activates]
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