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  3. THE LIFE OF BRANDON THE FAG.
  4. -Your a fag that is posing gay shit on Hackforums.net
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  9. Brandon was born in a garbage can to the north of the rectum, Brandon was abused
  10. sexually in this garbage can, immediately after birth. The doctors did not know
  11. what kind of retarded thing Brandon was, his parents had a hard time thinking
  12. about what to do with this little not-so-pretty child.
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  15. Brandons parents knew he was a fag the second he was born, and so did everyone
  16. else. It took really hard on his parents, they decided to take a harsh desicion
  17. and kill themselves.
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  20. Brandon was only one year old, but old enough to know what a dumb mutant he was.
  21. at this time, brandon didn't know what to do, so he decided to get a job at the
  22. local gay bar. "the f[l]ag" - but the income wasn't enough to keep him alive
  23. so he had to do private gogo-dances for older men with alot of money, unlike
  24. himself.
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  26. We're now going to skip to the part where Brandon is 10 years old, and more fag
  27. then Justin Bieber and Eric Douglace. As gay as he was, hes biggest idols was
  28. the gay but yet famous "fagstreet boys".
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  31. Brandon now joined a online community called "hackforums". And everyone knew he
  32. did not belong there, he was constantly being accused of being homosexual, he
  33. denied it. But everyone member with a decent brain knew that he was homosexual
  34. but they couldn't get him to admit it. At this time Brandon had been on tiny-
  35. chat several times, with straight people. And it was obvious that he did not
  36. belong at this place.
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  39. why would a fag be on Hackforums, alot of members asked. Yet no one had the
  40. right wisedom to answer this question. And that makes this question still not
  41. answered.
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