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- THE LIFE OF BRANDON THE FAG.
- -Your a fag that is posing gay shit on Hackforums.net
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- Brandon was born in a garbage can to the north of the rectum, Brandon was abused
- sexually in this garbage can, immediately after birth. The doctors did not know
- what kind of retarded thing Brandon was, his parents had a hard time thinking
- about what to do with this little not-so-pretty child.
- Brandons parents knew he was a fag the second he was born, and so did everyone
- else. It took really hard on his parents, they decided to take a harsh desicion
- and kill themselves.
- Brandon was only one year old, but old enough to know what a dumb mutant he was.
- at this time, brandon didn't know what to do, so he decided to get a job at the
- local gay bar. "the f[l]ag" - but the income wasn't enough to keep him alive
- so he had to do private gogo-dances for older men with alot of money, unlike
- himself.
- We're now going to skip to the part where Brandon is 10 years old, and more fag
- then Justin Bieber and Eric Douglace. As gay as he was, hes biggest idols was
- the gay but yet famous "fagstreet boys".
- Brandon now joined a online community called "hackforums". And everyone knew he
- did not belong there, he was constantly being accused of being homosexual, he
- denied it. But everyone member with a decent brain knew that he was homosexual
- but they couldn't get him to admit it. At this time Brandon had been on tiny-
- chat several times, with straight people. And it was obvious that he did not
- belong at this place.
- why would a fag be on Hackforums, alot of members asked. Yet no one had the
- right wisedom to answer this question. And that makes this question still not
- answered.
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