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- >"I'm sorry sir, but-"
- "Don't let your dreams be dreams."
- >"Uh-uh-uuum that's really inspirational and all bu-"
- "Yesterday, you said tomorrow, so JUST DO IT!"
- >"I-"
- "MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! JUST... DO IT!"
- >"Okay, sir, I get it, I should-"
- "Some people dream of success, while YOU'RE GONNA WORK HARD AT IT! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!"
- >"Thank you sir. I'll remember that."
- >And then he dashed off.
- >But you weren't done.
- >You still had an audience...
- "You should get to the point where anyone else would quit, but YOU'RE NOT GONNA STOP THERE! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?"
- "... DO IT! JUST... DO IT! YES YOU CAN! JUST DO IT!"
- >Your audience is now on the edge of their butts.
- "If you're tired of starting over, STOP GIVING UP."
- >le Shia Squat
- >You then bugger off to your house as the pones all gallop off and do pone things.
- >Two weeks later
- >The former town of Ponyville has grown to an enormous Metropolis
- >It's comparable to Manehattan
- >Applejack didn't like the change.
- >It turns out that there were millions of (somehow edible) diamond pears buried deep beneath the city which had been rumored to be there for centuries.
- >Nopony knows why they were there, but there wasn't any question that they should be sold to ponies all around the world.
- >Local merchants have been making quite a lot of coin off of that.
- >The pony you heard being referred to as Lyra became the first in the entire world to be a specialized Doctor for Humans
- >So far, you're her only patient (and you hope it stays that way).
- >And as it turns out, her friend, called BonBon, is now a very famous candy-maker.
- >BonBon's Classic Shop is one of your favorite places to visit in the brand new Downtown Ponyville.
- >Betapone ended up beating his dad senseless in two seconds flat (which was a world record), and then proceeded to fuck his mom so well that her vagina was numb for a week.
- >Upon hearing the second part of that, you promptly proceeded to violently vomit out your own internal organs.
- >Apparently he's now one of the town's best bodybuilders.
- >Princess Twilight Sparkle is making a new discovery about the Magic of Friendship every fucking week, it seems.
- >Each one is discovered as "Ground-Breaking" and "Extremely Important."
- >Her Letters to Celestia are on National TV before even Celestia herself gets them.
- >Also, there's a statue of you in the center of town.
- >Has some of your famous words of motivation scrawled on a plaque at its base.
- >But you know that those aren't your words.
- >And at the end of all this, you got a new office downtown.
- >It's kinda cute, with a nice big window and everything.
- >On the window, are the words,
- "Professional Help and Advice, 5 bits per problem,"
- "Dr. Anon, PhD."
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