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Advice Anon #3/3

Dec 27th, 2015
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  1. >"I'm sorry sir, but-"
  2. "Don't let your dreams be dreams."
  3. >"Uh-uh-uuum that's really inspirational and all bu-"
  4. "Yesterday, you said tomorrow, so JUST DO IT!"
  5. >"I-"
  6. "MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! JUST... DO IT!"
  7. >"Okay, sir, I get it, I should-"
  8. "Some people dream of success, while YOU'RE GONNA WORK HARD AT IT! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!"
  9. >"Thank you sir. I'll remember that."
  10. >And then he dashed off.
  11. >But you weren't done.
  12. >You still had an audience...
  13. "You should get to the point where anyone else would quit, but YOU'RE NOT GONNA STOP THERE! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?"
  14. "... DO IT! JUST... DO IT! YES YOU CAN! JUST DO IT!"
  15. >Your audience is now on the edge of their butts.
  16. "If you're tired of starting over, STOP GIVING UP."
  17. >le Shia Squat
  18. >You then bugger off to your house as the pones all gallop off and do pone things.
  19.  
  20. >Two weeks later
  21. >The former town of Ponyville has grown to an enormous Metropolis
  22. >It's comparable to Manehattan
  23. >Applejack didn't like the change.
  24. >It turns out that there were millions of (somehow edible) diamond pears buried deep beneath the city which had been rumored to be there for centuries.
  25. >Nopony knows why they were there, but there wasn't any question that they should be sold to ponies all around the world.
  26. >Local merchants have been making quite a lot of coin off of that.
  27. >The pony you heard being referred to as Lyra became the first in the entire world to be a specialized Doctor for Humans
  28. >So far, you're her only patient (and you hope it stays that way).
  29. >And as it turns out, her friend, called BonBon, is now a very famous candy-maker.
  30. >BonBon's Classic Shop is one of your favorite places to visit in the brand new Downtown Ponyville.
  31. >Betapone ended up beating his dad senseless in two seconds flat (which was a world record), and then proceeded to fuck his mom so well that her vagina was numb for a week.
  32. >Upon hearing the second part of that, you promptly proceeded to violently vomit out your own internal organs.
  33. >Apparently he's now one of the town's best bodybuilders.
  34. >Princess Twilight Sparkle is making a new discovery about the Magic of Friendship every fucking week, it seems.
  35. >Each one is discovered as "Ground-Breaking" and "Extremely Important."
  36. >Her Letters to Celestia are on National TV before even Celestia herself gets them.
  37. >Also, there's a statue of you in the center of town.
  38. >Has some of your famous words of motivation scrawled on a plaque at its base.
  39. >But you know that those aren't your words.
  40. >And at the end of all this, you got a new office downtown.
  41. >It's kinda cute, with a nice big window and everything.
  42. >On the window, are the words,
  43. "Professional Help and Advice, 5 bits per problem,"
  44. "Dr. Anon, PhD."
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