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  1.  
  2. FACADE STAGEPLAY
  3. Fri Oct 05 20 22 27 2018
  4.  
  5. GRACE
  6. Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
  7.  
  8. TRIP
  9. What, Grace... this?
  10.  
  11. GRACE
  12. Yes, you know how I feel about it --
  13.  
  14. TRIP
  15. I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
  16.  
  17. GRACE
  18. You know I've had to ask you about this several --
  19.  
  20. TRIP
  21. Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!
  22.  
  23. JEFF
  24. my name jeff
  25.  
  26. GRACE
  27. Fine, Trip... fine...
  28.  
  29. (Trip opens the front door.)
  30.  
  31. TRIP
  32. Jeff!!
  33.  
  34. TRIP
  35. Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! Great to see you! It's been a while, how's it going?
  36.  
  37. JEFF
  38. jeff got what?
  39.  
  40. TRIP
  41. Uh...
  42.  
  43. TRIP
  44. Well come on in...
  45.  
  46. GRACE
  47. No, no, here we are!
  48.  
  49. GRACE
  50. Jeff,
  51.  
  52. GRACE
  53. Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long!
  54.  
  55. TRIP
  56. Yeah, how -- how are you doing?
  57.  
  58. GRACE
  59. I just asked him that... -- (interrupted)
  60.  
  61. JEFF
  62. my name jeff
  63.  
  64. GRACE
  65. Uh...
  66.  
  67. GRACE
  68. Well, come in, make yourself at home...
  69.  
  70. JEFF
  71. jeff
  72.  
  73. GRACE
  74. Jeff, seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have. H-mmm (happy smile sound) -- (interrupted)
  75.  
  76. (Trip closes the front door.)
  77.  
  78. JEFF
  79. oh jeff
  80.  
  81. GRACE
  82. Y -- yeah, we've -- we've missed you.
  83.  
  84. TRIP
  85. Hey, I just realized something.
  86.  
  87. GRACE
  88. What...
  89.  
  90. TRIP
  91. Oh, tonight's a special night! A celebration in fact!
  92.  
  93. GRACE
  94. What do you mean?
  95.  
  96. TRIP
  97. Jeff, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.
  98.  
  99. TRIP
  100. Senior year of college!
  101.  
  102. GRACE
  103. Oh... geez...
  104.  
  105. TRIP
  106. Remember that?
  107.  
  108. JEFF
  109. 10 years ago i wasnt even born
  110.  
  111. TRIP
  112. Uh, well, all I can say is, tonight means a lot to me, and Grace.
  113.  
  114. TRIP
  115. (frustrated sigh)
  116.  
  117. TRIP
  118. Well, we're all friends here, uh...
  119.  
  120. GRACE
  121. So, Jeff, ha, maybe you can give me your honest opinion about where I went wrong with my new decorating, -- (interrupted)
  122.  
  123. JEFF
  124. nah, we nigna
  125.  
  126. TRIP
  127. Ah, see, I knew he would like it! I knew you would like it, everybody does.
  128.  
  129. GRACE
  130. (little sigh)
  131.  
  132. JEFF
  133. yup
  134.  
  135. GRACE
  136. Oh, uh...
  137.  
  138. GRACE
  139. (little sigh) So about this wedding picture here...
  140.  
  141. GRACE
  142. it simply... doesn't go anymore... I mean, with my new decorating and all.
  143.  
  144. TRIP
  145. Oh no, no... Jeff, it looks good here...
  146.  
  147. JEFF
  148. no it dont
  149.  
  150. TRIP
  151. W -- well, uh, it, it always amazes me, how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace still has the energy to decorate...
  152.  
  153. GRACE
  154. Ha ha, heh, I guess it's just the artist in me dying to get out, ha...
  155.  
  156. JEFF
  157. this aint its cheap
  158.  
  159. GRACE
  160. Uhh... -- (interrupted)
  161.  
  162. GRACE
  163. Oh, really?
  164.  
  165. TRIP
  166. Well, well, I was right Grace, you're the only one unhappy with your decorating. -- (interrupted)
  167.  
  168. JEFF
  169. yeah
  170.  
  171. TRIP
  172. Jeff, yeah, Grace, nothing's wrong, everything's fine!
  173.  
  174. (Trip shakes the advice ball.)
  175.  
  176. TRIP
  177. Why not?
  178.  
  179. JEFF
  180. despacito 5
  181.  
  182. TRIP
  183. Oh, well...
  184.  
  185. GRACE
  186. (big sigh)
  187.  
  188. GRACE
  189. Oh God, Jeff, this isn't much fun for you, is it?
  190.  
  191. TRIP
  192. What?
  193.  
  194. GRACE
  195. Listen to us, we're -- (interrupted)
  196.  
  197. JEFF
  198. nah
  199.  
  200. GRACE
  201. You don't agree? Okay, well...
  202.  
  203. TRIP
  204. Grace, come on, it's not helping things for you to say that...
  205.  
  206. GRACE
  207. Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend --
  208.  
  209. TRIP
  210. Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing. We're, we're not.
  211.  
  212. TRIP
  213. (frustrated sigh) Sheejus.
  214.  
  215. JEFF
  216. yall some nignobs
  217.  
  218. (Trip shakes the advice ball.)
  219.  
  220. TRIP
  221. Huh, h, get real, heh.
  222.  
  223. TRIP
  224. Ha ha, ha, this crazy thing, always giving me the wrong advice, heh.
  225.  
  226. GRACE
  227. Trip, are you going to carry that thing around all evening?
  228.  
  229. TRIP
  230. Sorry...!
  231.  
  232. TRIP
  233. Oh, Jeff, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.
  234.  
  235. GRACE
  236. Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it! -- (interrupted)
  237.  
  238. JEFF
  239. nah
  240.  
  241. GRACE
  242. Oh no, no, go look at Trip's Italy photo...
  243.  
  244. GRACE
  245. By the way, anybody, join me on the couch if you like. -- (interrupted)
  246.  
  247. JEFF
  248. make me
  249.  
  250. TRIP
  251. Oh, you'll never guess where I took that picture.
  252.  
  253. GRACE
  254. Is this really something you want to brag about, Trip?
  255.  
  256. TRIP
  257. (little sigh) I'll tell you about it in a sec. -- (interrupted)
  258.  
  259. JEFF
  260. you mom
  261.  
  262. TRIP
  263. Mmm...
  264.  
  265. TRIP
  266. Um... uhh, Now, Jeff, in one word, what does this picture say to you?
  267.  
  268. GRACE
  269. Say to you... say to you... yes, good question, good question.
  270.  
  271. TRIP
  272. Grace stayed behind in the hotel room when I was out taking this picture, so...
  273.  
  274. JEFF
  275. um, uh, kekspacito
  276.  
  277. TRIP
  278. N -- No, I just want one word...
  279.  
  280. GRACE
  281. How about controlling.
  282.  
  283. TRIP
  284. God, I want us to go see the Italian art she likes, -- (interrupted)
  285.  
  286. JEFF
  287. kekspacito
  288.  
  289. TRIP
  290. Romance! No it says... romance...!
  291.  
  292. GRACE
  293. Romance? Ha, in our marriage, that's just a code word for manipulation.
  294.  
  295. TRIP
  296. Grace, it'd been such a long time since we'd... -- (interrupted)
  297.  
  298. JEFF
  299. no it said kekspacito
  300.  
  301. GRACE
  302. Oh, God, please, no more talk about Italy tonight... (frustrated sigh)
  303.  
  304. GRACE
  305. And you knew I planned to attend my friend's art show that weekend!
  306.  
  307. TRIP
  308. What?
  309.  
  310. GRACE
  311. A very good friend from college had a gallery show of his new paintings that weekend, and I missed it! -- (interrupted)
  312.  
  313. JEFF
  314. you friends noob
  315.  
  316. GRACE
  317. Oh... well...
  318.  
  319. TRIP
  320. Oh, that's nice of you to say. Grace, aren't you glad we invited him over?
  321.  
  322. GRACE
  323. (clears throat)
  324.  
  325. JEFF
  326. im sure she is
  327.  
  328. (Trip shakes the advice ball.)
  329.  
  330. GRACE
  331. N - no, Trip can get overly obsessed.
  332.  
  333. TRIP
  334. Ah, Jeff, what we really need here...
  335.  
  336. TRIP
  337. are some drinks!
  338.  
  339. GRACE
  340. Oh, is that what we need...
  341.  
  342. TRIP
  343. When it comes to drinking, I -- I generally avoid temptation heh unless I can't -- (interrupted)
  344.  
  345. JEFF
  346. strip some nigga down
  347.  
  348. TRIP
  349. No, no, uh, w - we need drinks!
  350.  
  351. TRIP
  352. Ah I know... I'm going to open us a magnificent, I mean, astounding Bordeaux.
  353.  
  354. JEFF
  355. no we need blind people
  356.  
  357. TRIP
  358. What? Oh, I, I thought you'd love that...!
  359.  
  360. GRACE
  361. Trip we don't all share your infatuation with overpriced wine.
  362.  
  363. JEFF
  364. nah
  365.  
  366. TRIP
  367. Best of the best, you can't buy -- (interrupted)
  368.  
  369. (JEFF kisses trip.)
  370.  
  371. (JEFF kisses trip.)
  372.  
  373. JEFF
  374. nigga you gay
  375.  
  376. GRACE
  377. It just occurred to me... uh...
  378.  
  379. GRACE
  380. We need to clean the... uh...
  381.  
  382. TRIP
  383. Yeah...
  384.  
  385. GRACE
  386. floor cleaner thingy...
  387.  
  388. TRIP
  389. we need to remember to return that...
  390.  
  391. GRACE
  392. Oh, yeah, yeah...!
  393.  
  394. GRACE
  395. (long release sigh)
  396.  
  397. GRACE
  398. yeah...
  399.  
  400. TRIP
  401. Ahh, this is bullshit! -- (interrupted)
  402.  
  403. JEFF
  404. my kiko want eat burrito
  405.  
  406. TRIP
  407. Jeff, no, I'm not fixing you a drink right now!
  408.  
  409. GRACE
  410. Goddamn romance...
  411.  
  412. GRACE
  413. Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling!
  414.  
  415. JEFF
  416. drinks
  417.  
  418. TRIP
  419. Yeah, okay, okay, again with that, yeah, okay...
  420.  
  421. TRIP
  422. (little impatient sigh) Jeff, can you believe this?
  423.  
  424. TRIP
  425. (frustrated sigh)
  426.  
  427. GRACE
  428. Oh, -- (interrupted)
  429.  
  430. JEFF
  431. no
  432.  
  433. GRACE
  434. Huh? What is this you're saying?
  435.  
  436. TRIP
  437. Goddamn manipulation...
  438.  
  439. JEFF
  440. yes
  441.  
  442. TRIP
  443. You never listen to me! You don't believe anything I say! You just -- (interrupted)
  444.  
  445. TRIP
  446. What? What -- what are you saying to me? What?
  447.  
  448. GRACE
  449. Alright, you know what, Jeff,
  450.  
  451. JEFF
  452. maybe
  453.  
  454. GRACE
  455. I need to ask you something.
  456.  
  457. TRIP
  458. Grace --
  459.  
  460. GRACE
  461. Trip, let me ask our guest a question.
  462.  
  463. GRACE
  464. Jeff, yes or no...
  465.  
  466. GRACE
  467. Do you think it's _wrong_ for one person in a marriage to listen _too much_ to the other?
  468.  
  469. JEFF
  470. no
  471.  
  472. TRIP
  473. What?
  474.  
  475. GRACE
  476. To trust your husband -- (interrupted)
  477.  
  478. JEFF
  479. yes
  480.  
  481. TRIP
  482. What...?!
  483.  
  484. TRIP
  485. Oh, yeah, that's fine... that's fine...
  486.  
  487. TRIP
  488. Uhh, I keep trying to help you Grace, but you reject me, you cut me off, you cut me out of your life, goddammit!
  489.  
  490. JEFF
  491. divorce
  492.  
  493. GRACE
  494. Oh, my God...!
  495.  
  496. GRACE
  497. Uhh! Yeah, good, get away from me!
  498.  
  499. JEFF
  500. suck pp
  501.  
  502. GRACE
  503. I don't want to look at you!
  504.  
  505. GRACE
  506. Oh, God!!
  507.  
  508. JEFF
  509. look at me
  510.  
  511. GRACE
  512. What? What are you saying?
  513.  
  514. TRIP
  515. Grace, what the hell are you saying about me in there?
  516.  
  517. GRACE
  518. What do you care?
  519.  
  520. GRACE
  521. Jeff, I -- I'm sorry... this is a disaster... -- (interrupted)
  522.  
  523. JEFF
  524. despacito is love
  525.  
  526. TRIP
  527. Jeff, (annoyed sigh) Grace can just be so...
  528.  
  529. GRACE
  530. Oh, we're talking about me, are we?
  531.  
  532. TRIP
  533. What?
  534.  
  535. TRIP
  536. Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just --
  537.  
  538. GRACE
  539. Jeff, I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it!
  540.  
  541. JEFF
  542. fix drink
  543.  
  544. TRIP
  545. Jeff, does it look like I want to fix you drinks right now?
  546.  
  547. JEFF
  548. yes
  549.  
  550. TRIP
  551. No we need -- we need to talk about us both, not just one.
  552.  
  553. TRIP
  554. You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me... -- (interrupted)
  555.  
  556. JEFF
  557. fix drink
  558.  
  559. GRACE
  560. God, Jeff, can we just stop talking about Trip's stuff, please? (frustrated sigh)
  561.  
  562. JEFF
  563. no
  564.  
  565. GRACE
  566. Let's talk some more about us, our relationship.
  567.  
  568. JEFF
  569. i want trips stuff
  570.  
  571. GRACE
  572. Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...!
  573.  
  574. TRIP
  575. What, I'm not allowed to be angry?
  576.  
  577. GRACE
  578. You tell me what to do, you don't listen.
  579.  
  580. TRIP
  581. Jeff, I'm not telling her what to do, I'm trying to help her!
  582.  
  583. JEFF
  584. uncurry
  585.  
  586. TRIP
  587. See, I'm the one trying to reach out to you, Grace...
  588.  
  589. GRACE
  590. Uhh...
  591.  
  592. TRIP
  593. It's so annoying... Grace, why is it that anytime I want to do something nice for you, you resist it? -- (interrupted)
  594.  
  595. JEFF
  596. chimpman
  597.  
  598. TRIP
  599. It's just never easy with you, Grace, and it wears me down.
  600.  
  601. GRACE
  602. (frustrated sigh)
  603.  
  604. TRIP
  605. Jeff, what, is there something I should do? -- (interrupted)
  606.  
  607. JEFF
  608. fix drink
  609.  
  610. GRACE
  611. Jeff, (annoyed sigh)
  612.  
  613. TRIP
  614. No, let's switch to talking about Grace.
  615.  
  616. JEFF
  617. yall gay
  618.  
  619. GRACE
  620. You know, Trip, whenever I really try to talk honestly about things, you...
  621.  
  622. GRACE
  623. you don't want to hear it!
  624.  
  625. TRIP
  626. What?
  627.  
  628. GRACE
  629. Jeff, I think I'm the only one who is trying to be the most honest here.
  630.  
  631. TRIP
  632. Uhh...
  633.  
  634. JEFF
  635. please
  636.  
  637. GRACE
  638. Yes?
  639.  
  640. TRIP
  641. Look, you're doing it again, you're putting all this on me...
  642.  
  643. GRACE
  644. No let's -- let's focus on us, our relationship.
  645.  
  646. JEFF
  647. threesome?
  648.  
  649. GRACE
  650. You know what's so annoying, is when you pretend to be all 'romantic'! -- (interrupted)
  651.  
  652. TRIP
  653. Okay, Jeff, I think this evening is over, you've got to leave.
  654.  
  655. JEFF
  656. SHIT
  657.  
  658. TRIP
  659. We can put up with a lot, but we have our limits, you know?
  660.  
  661. JEFF
  662. awdaadawdasddsaddassad
  663.  
  664. (Trip opens the front door.)
  665.  
  666. (Trip closes the front door.)
  667.  
  668. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
  669.  
  670. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
  671.  
  672. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
  673.  
  674. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
  675.  
  676. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
  677.  
  678. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
  679.  
  680. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
  681.  
  682. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
  683.  
  684. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
  685.  
  686. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
  687.  
  688. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
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  690. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
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  692. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
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  694. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
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  696. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
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  698. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
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  700. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
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  702. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
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  704. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
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  706. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
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  708. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
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  710. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
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  712. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
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  714. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
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  716. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
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  718. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
  719.  
  720. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
  721.  
  722. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
  723.  
  724. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
  725.  
  726. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
  727.  
  728. (JEFF knocks on the front door.)
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