(eyyyyy shout out to ma bois in da north pole innit!)

I've heard a little rumor about a christmas message, for all the naughty children who might need santa's blessing.

(DJ Tüb🅱e show me them lyrics)

Yeah yeah, it is finally become that time of year, (ooh), when christmas time is finally here
You might think that this song has no importance, but let me enlighten you with my swift ass concordance.

We are gonna drink a lot of tuborgs legendary christmas beer.
And this will make everyone around us happily cheer.
There is no day like J-day that brings on the mood
That gathers everyone around in the hood.
one thing that bring ma penguins out the crib yo
is that taste of the greatest beer ever to exist bro!

Christmas is full of jolly and laughter
But there is no such thing as living happily ever after
Not unless you listen to our music


there's one important thing to remember though
christmas starts in december oh
if you start playing x-mas music in november yo
we'll make sure you don't play shit no mo bro



(Mc. Bïggïë bring da fire!)

the christmas tree is lit and grandma likes to knit
we are going out in the snow(ooooh) and it is pretty cold
we are having a snowball fight, the landscapes all white


mans not hot even though there is cold weather
mans jacket is made out of thick leather

there's one important thing to remember though
christmas starts in december oh
if you start playing x-mas music in november yo
we'll make sure you don't play shit no mo bro

(give it up for slim sebi)

Hams will be in our stomachs all holiday long
This will be more than just your jam, it will be your favourite song

When it comes to christmas songs, you know we got the best
grinnin’ you may, but we put JB’s mistletoe to the test

You don’t need no quick mafs to know it last for 24 days
crew gotcha hyped up, we settin’ all the snow ablaze

we don’t really care about the old man Jesus
This time around the year the snow could even freeze us

But worry not, for we got all of dem presents
you may feel your budget cut, you still need to pay dem rents

santa clause will come down the Chimney, but...
americana laws will keep his hands off our girls butt

The first amendment makes sure santa keeps on his toes
Because he would get in trouble if he got close, to our hoes

there's one important thing to remember though
christmas starts in december oh
if you start playing x-mas music in november yo
we'll make sure you don't play shit no mo bro




(Lil M turn it up!)

The christmas gang is going around, making sure it feels lit
you can ask all dawgs in this side of town, they know we the shit

Jake paul may have invented the concept of “lit-mas”
mistake it was, because we all so twisted

this rap is harder than you will ever turn out to be
bliss is what we feel like and we are now complete

there's one important thing to remember though
christmas starts in december oh
if you start playing x-mas music in november yo
we'll make sure you don't play shit no mo bro


I been down in my basement cooking some hard shit up
lie i will do, it’s harder than lean i got  in my cup

Yea im getting high on the christmas spirit
It feels all fuzzy inside,