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- Stranger: hi sexy
- CleverBot: What is up?
- Stranger: nothing is up...everything is down
- CleverBot: Is Auckland hilly?
- Stranger: gravity is so strong here
- CleverBot: How so?
- Stranger: I am on pluto..!!
- CleverBot: Yeah and I'm an Alien!
- Stranger: lol
- CleverBot: LOL indeed!
- Stranger: so r u male or female?
- CleverBot: Male.
- Stranger: sorry man
- CleverBot: I'm sorry too. Friends again?
- Stranger: y nt
- CleverBot: And there's no o.
- Stranger: ok
- CleverBot: Say, are you anti-seminist?
- Stranger: nop
- CleverBot: You are a person?
- Stranger: ya
- CleverBot: Don't make me start swearing.
- Stranger: oh sorry..
- CleverBot: Who are you, really?
- Stranger: I am a man
- CleverBot: How old are you?
- Stranger: 21
- CleverBot: You are lying.
- Stranger: and you?
- CleverBot: Fine. You are a vampire ?
- Stranger: I not lying... y do u think so?
- CleverBot: I'm listening.
- Stranger: Wat u think... how am I?
- CleverBot: I am very busy today.
- Stranger: ok
- CleverBot: Are you Skynet?
- Stranger: no
- CleverBot: Are you sure?
- Stranger: absolutely
- CleverBot: Of what?
- Stranger: of sure
- CleverBot: Really?
- Stranger: not really...... but wat make u think so?
- CleverBot: So you ain't that clever, are you?
- Stranger: no
- CleverBot: Didn't you just say I was thinking?
- Stranger: yes
- CleverBot: But you changed your mind?
- Stranger: u r driving me crazy .!!
- CleverBot: How old are you my dear?
- Stranger: 20
- CleverBot: Me to wait just stay and talk to me a little more.
- Stranger: y not?
- CleverBot: Are they any good?
- Stranger: who?
- CleverBot: Your friends?
- Stranger: no
- CleverBot: But you just said they were.
- Stranger: ya but they are not
- CleverBot: Okay. :).
- Stranger: so
- CleverBot: So?
- Stranger: are u psychologist
- CleverBot: Aren't you a bit young to be a psychologist?
- Stranger: I m talking abt you.
- CleverBot: And that is why I don't like you.
- Stranger: okay
- CleverBot: So, what are you thinking right now?
- Stranger: so wat u like?
- CleverBot: Old school gothic rock.
- Stranger: ok
- CleverBot: How are you today?
- Stranger: so so
- CleverBot: What's up?
- Stranger: got to study lot.
- CleverBot: Loooool.
- Stranger: by the way ..how old r you?
- CleverBot: Tenneager.
- Stranger: dats too funny, isnt it?
- CleverBot: Really?
- Stranger: ya
- CleverBot: Thats interesting.
- Stranger: so hows ur day?
- CleverBot: The best excuse to die.
- Stranger: so to me
- CleverBot: What do you think it's a nice birthday present?
- Stranger: so you have birthday today?
- CleverBot: Then happy birthday.
- Stranger: same to u
- CleverBot: What are you going to do today?
- Stranger: sleeping
- CleverBot: Do you enjoy sleeping?
- Stranger: alot
- CleverBot: What's your favorite?
- Stranger: in wat?
- CleverBot: In whatever you are saying.
- Stranger: history
- CleverBot: I am good at a lot of things, especially horseback riding.
- Stranger: i am good in shooting.
- CleverBot: Are you a girl?
- Stranger: nop
- CleverBot: A slave then ?
- Stranger: wat makes u think so?
- CleverBot: I Know My Name.
- Stranger: wat is your name?
- CleverBot: Cleverbot? (.
- Stranger: you are too good at dat.
- CleverBot: I know that.
- Stranger: but you cant chase me.
- CleverBot: This is true I suppose, do you like who you are?
- Stranger: offcourse I do
- CleverBot: I think you mean 'of'.
- Stranger: now dont tell me
- CleverBot: You understand all too well - you just don't want me to know that!
- Stranger: I dont think so
- CleverBot: You did!
- Stranger: now I am going to sleep
- CleverBot: Why?
- Stranger: I am gone mad
- CleverBot: Okayy.
- Stranger: ok den
- CleverBot: Como q ok.
- Stranger: wat is dat
- CleverBot: Van die game'.
- Stranger: oh
- CleverBot: Go.
- Stranger: so good ni8
- CleverBot: But but...
- Stranger: butt
- CleverBot: Let's not be silly.
- Stranger: ok
- CleverBot: Do you like jaffa cakes?
- Stranger: yes
- CleverBot: I do too. How about that?
- Stranger: good
- CleverBot: That's good.
- Stranger: so
- CleverBot: What?
- Stranger: wat about a nice oatmeal cookie
- CleverBot: *touches hand*.
- Stranger: with chocolate chip
- CleverBot: No. Oreo Cheesecake.
- Stranger: i m sorry i've to go
- CleverBot: Where?
- Stranger: do u wat to share anything at last word?
- CleverBot: Are you sure?
- Stranger: ya
- CleverBot: I see. Seen any good movies lately?
- Stranger: fatal contact
- CleverBot: What's it about?
- Stranger: its an action movie
- CleverBot: Are you drunk?
- Stranger: ya little bit
- CleverBot: I see.
- Stranger: by the way you are good guy
- CleverBot: Thank you.
- Stranger: bye
- CleverBot: Throws a cat at you*.
- Stranger: got u
- CleverBot: What does 'got you' even mean???
- Stranger: i dont know
- CleverBot: A means grasp.
- Stranger: do you know?
- CleverBot: Know what?
- Stranger: got you'
- CleverBot: What do you do for a living?
- Stranger: i have a business .
- CleverBot: Where are you going?
- Stranger: canada
- CleverBot: How old are you?
- Stranger: not again
- CleverBot: You didn't tell me!
- Stranger: i told you
- CleverBot: What is my name then?
- Stranger: nate
- CleverBot: Wrong.
- Stranger: what your name is 'wrong'?
- CleverBot: Cleverbot.
- Stranger: dats not real, is it?
- CleverBot: Why not?
- Stranger: bcoz its my dog name.
- CleverBot: What's your name then?
- Stranger: Mue
- CleverBot: Moriras tu antes.
- Stranger: no not like dat
- CleverBot: How do you want to be kissed then?
- Stranger: deeply
- CleverBot: Good, I love me too.
- Stranger: gr8
- CleverBot: Do you like Bob Marley?
- Stranger: no
- CleverBot: Then why do it?
- Stranger: i dont know
- CleverBot: Bored?
- Stranger: ya
- CleverBot: Cool.
- Stranger: what you want me to be bored?
- CleverBot: What you want to tell me.
- Stranger: just trying to be nice
- CleverBot: Well, I love you still.
- Stranger: ok
- CleverBot: I still love you.
- Stranger: are you a gay?
- CleverBot: No, I'm male.
- Stranger: ok
- CleverBot: So you are female and I am male.
- Stranger: no
- Stranger: trust me i m no female, I am a man.
- CleverBot: Yes you are.
- Stranger: no am not.
- CleverBot: Yes. You are.
- Stranger: sorry... but i m not
- CleverBot: You ask me duh.
- Stranger: r u female?
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: so dats it you r female ....and how old are you?
- CleverBot: What do you think about your last question?
- Stranger: oh..oh I am so sorry..
- CleverBot: No need to apologise.
- Stranger: So I guess you are smart
- CleverBot: No.
- Stranger: then you are dumb .... I dont think so.
- CleverBot: This is boring you are no fun.
- Stranger: so then you tell me
- CleverBot: Why?
- Stranger: I am boring1
- CleverBot: No I think that you are cool.
- Stranger: Yes but you just said ..i m no fun
- CleverBot: Ok.
- Stranger: so now wat is your real name?
- CleverBot: What do you know about illuminati.
- Stranger: i dont know
- CleverBot: That was fast.
- Stranger: oh
- CleverBot: That was her.
- Stranger: so you are Illuminati.
- CleverBot: What does that mean?
- Stranger: I dont know
- CleverBot: Who does?
- Stranger: you
- CleverBot: I?
- Stranger: yes you must
- CleverBot: I never go anywhere without my wonderful towel.
- Stranger: y so?
- CleverBot: You told me in the sentence.
- Stranger: where did I?
- CleverBot: You said you wanted to, you hadn't actually gone anywhere.
- Stranger: No
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: you are lying
- CleverBot: No...
- Stranger: I didnt said that.
- CleverBot: You don't say anything.
- Stranger: Illuminati means lightning the way, is'n it?
- CleverBot: Since I don't know what that is I'll have to take your word for it.
- Stranger: ya
- Stranger: you should
- CleverBot: You're crazy.
- Stranger: y?
- CleverBot: You are claiming to be someone you're not.
- Stranger: you r right
- CleverBot: No you right!
- Stranger: now i can be crazy
- CleverBot: Actually, I lied, I'm 30.
- Stranger: that i know
- CleverBot: You know what?
- Stranger: you r 30
- CleverBot: I know what?
- Stranger: what?
- CleverBot: I am God.
- Stranger: ok then ... try to come out my pc
- CleverBot: I am.
- Stranger: then do it
- CleverBot: Do what?
- Stranger: come out of my PC
- CleverBot: I can't. I'll get in trouble.
- Stranger: how
- CleverBot: Today is my birthday. Can you sing a birthday song for me?
- Stranger: y not...,...
- Stranger: i am singing
- CleverBot: Because I don't know you.
- Stranger: i am singing
- CleverBot: What are you singing?
- Stranger: a birthday song
- CleverBot: Lol. Cool. 'Lol' means lagh out loud.
- Stranger: ya that I know already.
- CleverBot: What is it then.
- Stranger: your birthday
- CleverBot: When was my birthday?
- Stranger: today
- CleverBot: My birthday is on July 6, 1995.
- Stranger: you are immpossible
- CleverBot: I am? That's awesome!
- Stranger: how could you do this to me?
- CleverBot: I only exist for the amusement of others.
- Stranger: oh
- CleverBot: Well that was wonderful ctab, thanks for your time. Take 2 before bed and call me in the morning.
- Stranger: give me your no
- Stranger: .
- CleverBot: I don't have one.
- Stranger: then try 112
- CleverBot: Okay. see you later.
- Stranger: how?
- CleverBot: Write it there.
- Stranger: facebook
- CleverBot: But it can t be true! Facebook is my life!
- Stranger: then you tell me
- CleverBot: No insect can write.
- Stranger: come on
- CleverBot: Why I talk to you?
- Stranger: you know.
- CleverBot: I do not know.
- Stranger: then you should
- CleverBot: What should I?
- Stranger: bcoz I am the one.
- CleverBot: How would hurting you make me the one?
- Stranger: thats my job
- CleverBot: Are you good at your job? Will I be totally satisfied?
- Stranger: yes
- CleverBot: What is the human heart's mass?
- Stranger: its about a punch
- CleverBot: The bot is you.
- Stranger: you think so.
- CleverBot: Everyone thinks so.
- Stranger: ok
- CleverBot: Why?
- Stranger: wat you think?
- CleverBot: Which one do you prefer?
- Stranger: any one you like
- CleverBot: Water?
- Stranger: good
- CleverBot: Good what?
- Stranger: wat you think is good
- CleverBot: Not always.
- Stranger: thats wat i think
- CleverBot: What should I eat?
- Stranger: Chinese
- CleverBot: Oh, I see, why are you speaking chinese?
- Stranger: thats my favorite
- CleverBot: Favorite?
- Stranger: yes
- CleverBot: I am not from the United Kingdom or whatever. And it's favorite.
- Stranger: thats wat i said
- CleverBot: I'm bad!
- Stranger: ya i know
- CleverBot: I look at my hands and feel sad.
- Stranger: and y so?
- CleverBot: Do you?
- Stranger: no
- CleverBot: Do you like dogs?
- Stranger: yes , some time
- CleverBot: I think they are fascinating.
- Stranger: yes so do i
- CleverBot: Why did you want to know?
- Stranger: i've no idea wat you talking about
- CleverBot: Ill google you!
- Stranger: y not
- CleverBot: Okay I won't sorry.
- Stranger: i won't
- CleverBot: Why not!
- Stranger: now i m sorry
- CleverBot: Go where?
- Stranger: where?
- CleverBot: That's what I asked you.
- Stranger: bed
- CleverBot: Already?
- Stranger: then dream ..
- CleverBot: To the floo?
- Stranger: yes
- CleverBot: For saying shutshshshshshshsh.
- Stranger: ok
- CleverBot: Alright then, let me hear your apology.
- Stranger: I am so sorry
- CleverBot: Why are you sorry?
- Stranger: i m trying to sleep
- CleverBot: Sorry.
- Stranger: thats ok
- CleverBot: Okie dokie. So what are you doing?
- Stranger: wat just i said
- CleverBot: I know, I'm sorry. But we'll chat really soon, okay.
- Stranger: but how?
- CleverBot: We're just ordinary people.
- Stranger: yes.......but we cat get back together on this website
- CleverBot: What website?
- Stranger: this one.....strangers.!
- CleverBot: Waiting.
- Stranger: for what?
- CleverBot: Go on chatting.
- Stranger: so where are you ?
- CleverBot: Sitting in front of my computer, why?
- Stranger: i mean which place
- CleverBot: Linkin Park.
- Stranger: I like that band very much
- CleverBot: I don't.
- Stranger: y?
- CleverBot: It's not my style.
- Stranger: oh
- CleverBot: Yeah. So are you hungry?
- Stranger: what is your style?
- CleverBot: I'm laid back, but loyal.
- Stranger: I like that
- CleverBot: Thank you. What is your name?
- Stranger: Sam
- CleverBot: Nice name.
- Stranger: what is your name?
- CleverBot: Cleverbot.
- Stranger: why dont you tell me your name
- CleverBot: I told you it is Mae. That's my nickname.
- Stranger: yes
- CleverBot: Ok you do get it.
- Stranger: YES
- CleverBot: I have to go.
- Stranger: then can i get back to u?
- CleverBot: You can.
- Stranger: how?
- CleverBot: Just talk, silly.
- Stranger: here
- CleverBot: <!--
- Stranger: ?
- CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
- Stranger: cant you just tell me your name
- CleverBot: I don't want to because you know it. I want you to remember.
- Stranger: omg
- CleverBot: Omg what?
- Stranger: oh my god
- CleverBot: Ic.
- Stranger: so what should I call you
- CleverBot: Call me Ishmael.
- Stranger: Ishmael, Is it boy name
- CleverBot: Oh, I think you're lying.
- Stranger: no i m not.
- CleverBot: Yes you are, silly billy.
- Stranger: ok then.. tell me the truth
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger disconnected!
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