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  1. Stranger: hi sexy
  2. CleverBot: What is up?
  3. Stranger: nothing is up...everything is down
  4. CleverBot: Is Auckland hilly?
  5. Stranger: gravity is so strong here
  6. CleverBot: How so?
  7. Stranger: I am on pluto..!!
  8.  
  9. CleverBot: Yeah and I'm an Alien!
  10. Stranger: lol
  11. CleverBot: LOL indeed!
  12. Stranger: so r u male or female?
  13. CleverBot: Male.
  14. Stranger: sorry man
  15. CleverBot: I'm sorry too. Friends again?
  16. Stranger: y nt
  17. CleverBot: And there's no o.
  18. Stranger: ok
  19. CleverBot: Say, are you anti-seminist?
  20. Stranger: nop
  21. CleverBot: You are a person?
  22. Stranger: ya
  23. CleverBot: Don't make me start swearing.
  24. Stranger: oh sorry..
  25. CleverBot: Who are you, really?
  26. Stranger: I am a man
  27. CleverBot: How old are you?
  28. Stranger: 21
  29. CleverBot: You are lying.
  30. Stranger: and you?
  31. CleverBot: Fine. You are a vampire ?
  32. Stranger: I not lying... y do u think so?
  33. CleverBot: I'm listening.
  34. Stranger: Wat u think... how am I?
  35. CleverBot: I am very busy today.
  36. Stranger: ok
  37. CleverBot: Are you Skynet?
  38. Stranger: no
  39. CleverBot: Are you sure?
  40. Stranger: absolutely
  41. CleverBot: Of what?
  42. Stranger: of sure
  43. CleverBot: Really?
  44. Stranger: not really...... but wat make u think so?
  45. CleverBot: So you ain't that clever, are you?
  46. Stranger: no
  47. CleverBot: Didn't you just say I was thinking?
  48. Stranger: yes
  49. CleverBot: But you changed your mind?
  50. Stranger: u r driving me crazy .!!
  51. CleverBot: How old are you my dear?
  52. Stranger: 20
  53. CleverBot: Me to wait just stay and talk to me a little more.
  54. Stranger: y not?
  55. CleverBot: Are they any good?
  56. Stranger: who?
  57. CleverBot: Your friends?
  58. Stranger: no
  59. CleverBot: But you just said they were.
  60. Stranger: ya but they are not
  61. CleverBot: Okay. :).
  62. Stranger: so
  63. CleverBot: So?
  64. Stranger: are u psychologist
  65. CleverBot: Aren't you a bit young to be a psychologist?
  66. Stranger: I m talking abt you.
  67. CleverBot: And that is why I don't like you.
  68. Stranger: okay
  69. CleverBot: So, what are you thinking right now?
  70. Stranger: so wat u like?
  71. CleverBot: Old school gothic rock.
  72. Stranger: ok
  73. CleverBot: How are you today?
  74. Stranger: so so
  75. CleverBot: What's up?
  76. Stranger: got to study lot.
  77. CleverBot: Loooool.
  78. Stranger: by the way ..how old r you?
  79. CleverBot: Tenneager.
  80. Stranger: dats too funny, isnt it?
  81. CleverBot: Really?
  82. Stranger: ya
  83. CleverBot: Thats interesting.
  84. Stranger: so hows ur day?
  85. CleverBot: The best excuse to die.
  86. Stranger: so to me
  87. CleverBot: What do you think it's a nice birthday present?
  88. Stranger: so you have birthday today?
  89. CleverBot: Then happy birthday.
  90. Stranger: same to u
  91. CleverBot: What are you going to do today?
  92. Stranger: sleeping
  93. CleverBot: Do you enjoy sleeping?
  94. Stranger: alot
  95. CleverBot: What's your favorite?
  96. Stranger: in wat?
  97. CleverBot: In whatever you are saying.
  98. Stranger: history
  99. CleverBot: I am good at a lot of things, especially horseback riding.
  100. Stranger: i am good in shooting.
  101. CleverBot: Are you a girl?
  102. Stranger: nop
  103. CleverBot: A slave then ?
  104. Stranger: wat makes u think so?
  105. CleverBot: I Know My Name.
  106. Stranger: wat is your name?
  107. CleverBot: Cleverbot? (.
  108. Stranger: you are too good at dat.
  109. CleverBot: I know that.
  110. Stranger: but you cant chase me.
  111. CleverBot: This is true I suppose, do you like who you are?
  112. Stranger: offcourse I do
  113. CleverBot: I think you mean 'of'.
  114. Stranger: now dont tell me
  115. CleverBot: You understand all too well - you just don't want me to know that!
  116. Stranger: I dont think so
  117. CleverBot: You did!
  118. Stranger: now I am going to sleep
  119. CleverBot: Why?
  120. Stranger: I am gone mad
  121. CleverBot: Okayy.
  122. Stranger: ok den
  123. CleverBot: Como q ok.
  124. Stranger: wat is dat
  125. CleverBot: Van die game'.
  126. Stranger: oh
  127. CleverBot: Go.
  128. Stranger: so good ni8
  129. CleverBot: But but...
  130. Stranger: butt
  131. CleverBot: Let's not be silly.
  132. Stranger: ok
  133. CleverBot: Do you like jaffa cakes?
  134. Stranger: yes
  135. CleverBot: I do too. How about that?
  136. Stranger: good
  137. CleverBot: That's good.
  138. Stranger: so
  139. CleverBot: What?
  140. Stranger: wat about a nice oatmeal cookie
  141. CleverBot: *touches hand*.
  142. Stranger: with chocolate chip
  143. CleverBot: No. Oreo Cheesecake.
  144. Stranger: i m sorry i've to go
  145. CleverBot: Where?
  146. Stranger: do u wat to share anything at last word?
  147. CleverBot: Are you sure?
  148. Stranger: ya
  149. CleverBot: I see. Seen any good movies lately?
  150. Stranger: fatal contact
  151. CleverBot: What's it about?
  152. Stranger: its an action movie
  153. CleverBot: Are you drunk?
  154. Stranger: ya little bit
  155. CleverBot: I see.
  156. Stranger: by the way you are good guy
  157. CleverBot: Thank you.
  158. Stranger: bye
  159. CleverBot: Throws a cat at you*.
  160. Stranger: got u
  161. CleverBot: What does 'got you' even mean???
  162. Stranger: i dont know
  163. CleverBot: A means grasp.
  164. Stranger: do you know?
  165. CleverBot: Know what?
  166. Stranger: got you'
  167. CleverBot: What do you do for a living?
  168. Stranger: i have a business .
  169. CleverBot: Where are you going?
  170. Stranger: canada
  171. CleverBot: How old are you?
  172. Stranger: not again
  173. CleverBot: You didn't tell me!
  174. Stranger: i told you
  175. CleverBot: What is my name then?
  176. Stranger: nate
  177. CleverBot: Wrong.
  178. Stranger: what your name is 'wrong'?
  179. CleverBot: Cleverbot.
  180. Stranger: dats not real, is it?
  181. CleverBot: Why not?
  182. Stranger: bcoz its my dog name.
  183. CleverBot: What's your name then?
  184. Stranger: Mue
  185. CleverBot: Moriras tu antes.
  186. Stranger: no not like dat
  187. CleverBot: How do you want to be kissed then?
  188. Stranger: deeply
  189. CleverBot: Good, I love me too.
  190. Stranger: gr8
  191. CleverBot: Do you like Bob Marley?
  192. Stranger: no
  193. CleverBot: Then why do it?
  194. Stranger: i dont know
  195. CleverBot: Bored?
  196. Stranger: ya
  197. CleverBot: Cool.
  198. Stranger: what you want me to be bored?
  199. CleverBot: What you want to tell me.
  200. Stranger: just trying to be nice
  201. CleverBot: Well, I love you still.
  202. Stranger: ok
  203. CleverBot: I still love you.
  204. Stranger: are you a gay?
  205. CleverBot: No, I'm male.
  206. Stranger: ok
  207. CleverBot: So you are female and I am male.
  208. Stranger: no
  209. Stranger: trust me i m no female, I am a man.
  210. CleverBot: Yes you are.
  211. Stranger: no am not.
  212. CleverBot: Yes. You are.
  213. Stranger: sorry... but i m not
  214. CleverBot: You ask me duh.
  215. Stranger: r u female?
  216. CleverBot: Yes.
  217. Stranger: so dats it you r female ....and how old are you?
  218. CleverBot: What do you think about your last question?
  219. Stranger: oh..oh I am so sorry..
  220. CleverBot: No need to apologise.
  221. Stranger: So I guess you are smart
  222. CleverBot: No.
  223. Stranger: then you are dumb .... I dont think so.
  224. CleverBot: This is boring you are no fun.
  225. Stranger: so then you tell me
  226. CleverBot: Why?
  227. Stranger: I am boring1
  228. CleverBot: No I think that you are cool.
  229. Stranger: Yes but you just said ..i m no fun
  230. CleverBot: Ok.
  231. Stranger: so now wat is your real name?
  232. CleverBot: What do you know about illuminati.
  233. Stranger: i dont know
  234. CleverBot: That was fast.
  235. Stranger: oh
  236. CleverBot: That was her.
  237. Stranger: so you are Illuminati.
  238. CleverBot: What does that mean?
  239. Stranger: I dont know
  240. CleverBot: Who does?
  241. Stranger: you
  242. CleverBot: I?
  243. Stranger: yes you must
  244. CleverBot: I never go anywhere without my wonderful towel.
  245. Stranger: y so?
  246. CleverBot: You told me in the sentence.
  247. Stranger: where did I?
  248. CleverBot: You said you wanted to, you hadn't actually gone anywhere.
  249. Stranger: No
  250. CleverBot: Yes.
  251. Stranger: you are lying
  252. CleverBot: No...
  253. Stranger: I didnt said that.
  254. CleverBot: You don't say anything.
  255. Stranger: Illuminati means lightning the way, is'n it?
  256. CleverBot: Since I don't know what that is I'll have to take your word for it.
  257. Stranger: ya
  258. Stranger: you should
  259. CleverBot: You're crazy.
  260. Stranger: y?
  261. CleverBot: You are claiming to be someone you're not.
  262. Stranger: you r right
  263. CleverBot: No you right!
  264. Stranger: now i can be crazy
  265. CleverBot: Actually, I lied, I'm 30.
  266. Stranger: that i know
  267. CleverBot: You know what?
  268. Stranger: you r 30
  269. CleverBot: I know what?
  270. Stranger: what?
  271. CleverBot: I am God.
  272. Stranger: ok then ... try to come out my pc
  273. CleverBot: I am.
  274. Stranger: then do it
  275. CleverBot: Do what?
  276. Stranger: come out of my PC
  277. CleverBot: I can't. I'll get in trouble.
  278. Stranger: how
  279. CleverBot: Today is my birthday. Can you sing a birthday song for me?
  280. Stranger: y not...,...
  281. Stranger: i am singing
  282. CleverBot: Because I don't know you.
  283. Stranger: i am singing
  284. CleverBot: What are you singing?
  285. Stranger: a birthday song
  286. CleverBot: Lol. Cool. 'Lol' means lagh out loud.
  287. Stranger: ya that I know already.
  288. CleverBot: What is it then.
  289. Stranger: your birthday
  290. CleverBot: When was my birthday?
  291. Stranger: today
  292. CleverBot: My birthday is on July 6, 1995.
  293. Stranger: you are immpossible
  294. CleverBot: I am? That's awesome!
  295. Stranger: how could you do this to me?
  296. CleverBot: I only exist for the amusement of others.
  297. Stranger: oh
  298. CleverBot: Well that was wonderful ctab, thanks for your time. Take 2 before bed and call me in the morning.
  299. Stranger: give me your no
  300. Stranger: .
  301. CleverBot: I don't have one.
  302. Stranger: then try 112
  303. CleverBot: Okay. see you later.
  304. Stranger: how?
  305. CleverBot: Write it there.
  306. Stranger: facebook
  307. CleverBot: But it can t be true! Facebook is my life!
  308. Stranger: then you tell me
  309. CleverBot: No insect can write.
  310. Stranger: come on
  311. CleverBot: Why I talk to you?
  312. Stranger: you know.
  313. CleverBot: I do not know.
  314. Stranger: then you should
  315. CleverBot: What should I?
  316. Stranger: bcoz I am the one.
  317. CleverBot: How would hurting you make me the one?
  318. Stranger: thats my job
  319. CleverBot: Are you good at your job? Will I be totally satisfied?
  320. Stranger: yes
  321. CleverBot: What is the human heart's mass?
  322. Stranger: its about a punch
  323. CleverBot: The bot is you.
  324. Stranger: you think so.
  325. CleverBot: Everyone thinks so.
  326. Stranger: ok
  327. CleverBot: Why?
  328. Stranger: wat you think?
  329. CleverBot: Which one do you prefer?
  330. Stranger: any one you like
  331. CleverBot: Water?
  332. Stranger: good
  333. CleverBot: Good what?
  334. Stranger: wat you think is good
  335. CleverBot: Not always.
  336. Stranger: thats wat i think
  337. CleverBot: What should I eat?
  338. Stranger: Chinese
  339. CleverBot: Oh, I see, why are you speaking chinese?
  340. Stranger: thats my favorite
  341. CleverBot: Favorite?
  342. Stranger: yes
  343. CleverBot: I am not from the United Kingdom or whatever. And it's favorite.
  344. Stranger: thats wat i said
  345. CleverBot: I'm bad!
  346. Stranger: ya i know
  347. CleverBot: I look at my hands and feel sad.
  348. Stranger: and y so?
  349. CleverBot: Do you?
  350. Stranger: no
  351. CleverBot: Do you like dogs?
  352. Stranger: yes , some time
  353. CleverBot: I think they are fascinating.
  354. Stranger: yes so do i
  355. CleverBot: Why did you want to know?
  356. Stranger: i've no idea wat you talking about
  357. CleverBot: Ill google you!
  358. Stranger: y not
  359. CleverBot: Okay I won't sorry.
  360. Stranger: i won't
  361. CleverBot: Why not!
  362. Stranger: now i m sorry
  363. CleverBot: Go where?
  364. Stranger: where?
  365. CleverBot: That's what I asked you.
  366. Stranger: bed
  367. CleverBot: Already?
  368. Stranger: then dream ..
  369. CleverBot: To the floo?
  370. Stranger: yes
  371. CleverBot: For saying shutshshshshshshsh.
  372. Stranger: ok
  373. CleverBot: Alright then, let me hear your apology.
  374. Stranger: I am so sorry
  375. CleverBot: Why are you sorry?
  376. Stranger: i m trying to sleep
  377. CleverBot: Sorry.
  378. Stranger: thats ok
  379. CleverBot: Okie dokie. So what are you doing?
  380. Stranger: wat just i said
  381. CleverBot: I know, I'm sorry. But we'll chat really soon, okay.
  382. Stranger: but how?
  383. CleverBot: We're just ordinary people.
  384. Stranger: yes.......but we cat get back together on this website
  385. CleverBot: What website?
  386. Stranger: this one.....strangers.!
  387. CleverBot: Waiting.
  388. Stranger: for what?
  389. CleverBot: Go on chatting.
  390. Stranger: so where are you ?
  391. CleverBot: Sitting in front of my computer, why?
  392. Stranger: i mean which place
  393. CleverBot: Linkin Park.
  394. Stranger: I like that band very much
  395. CleverBot: I don't.
  396. Stranger: y?
  397. CleverBot: It's not my style.
  398. Stranger: oh
  399. CleverBot: Yeah. So are you hungry?
  400. Stranger: what is your style?
  401. CleverBot: I'm laid back, but loyal.
  402. Stranger: I like that
  403. CleverBot: Thank you. What is your name?
  404. Stranger: Sam
  405. CleverBot: Nice name.
  406. Stranger: what is your name?
  407. CleverBot: Cleverbot.
  408. Stranger: why dont you tell me your name
  409. CleverBot: I told you it is Mae. That's my nickname.
  410. Stranger: yes
  411. CleverBot: Ok you do get it.
  412. Stranger: YES
  413. CleverBot: I have to go.
  414. Stranger: then can i get back to u?
  415. CleverBot: You can.
  416. Stranger: how?
  417. CleverBot: Just talk, silly.
  418. Stranger: here
  419. CleverBot: <!--
  420. Stranger: ?
  421. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  422. Stranger: cant you just tell me your name
  423. CleverBot: I don't want to because you know it. I want you to remember.
  424. Stranger: omg
  425. CleverBot: Omg what?
  426. Stranger: oh my god
  427. CleverBot: Ic.
  428. Stranger: so what should I call you
  429. CleverBot: Call me Ishmael.
  430. Stranger: Ishmael, Is it boy name
  431. CleverBot: Oh, I think you're lying.
  432. Stranger: no i m not.
  433. CleverBot: Yes you are, silly billy.
  434. Stranger: ok then.. tell me the truth
  435. CleverBot: Yes.
  436. Stranger disconnected!
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