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- - Andrew and Danny did say to me, that you wanted to suck his cock!
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- - Danny's married!
- - I didn't say I wanna sleep with a married man, why do you say that?
- - You said...
- - Don't put words in my mouth.
- - You said some associated things...
- - I did, but that doesn't mean I wanted to sleep with a married man!
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- - Do you even know how he looks like?
- - I asked Danny for picture, he asked "why" and I told him why. And I like Danny's attitude, I always liked his attitude, for about a year now.
- - Well, he wouldn't let you...
- - Yeah, he said he felt awkward about it.
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- - You'd be catching, you understand that, right?
- - What does that mean?
- - You'd be taking it in the ass.
- - No, fuck, no, I'm sorry!
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- - I was telling him to come to Tampa, but for the wrong reasons.
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- - I don't wanna to be supergay and him being really awkward.
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- - Don't tell him he is cute, that's supergay.
- - I already did!
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- - Maybe he could pick up the vibes, that you were flirting with him.
- - Nah, why would...
- - Didn't you say, you wanted to suck his penis?
- - I was drunk!
- - So you were flirting with him, because you were drunk?
- - Maybe...
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- - Nah, Danny... I'll suck his penis, but I'm not taking in the ass.
- - No, because his penis is bigger.
- - No, it's not!
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- - You're becoming like Milo Yannopoulos levels of sexual deviancy.
- - No, I am not! Milo Yannopoulos is a massive narcissist! It's really fucked up.
- - I mean, in terms of sexual deviancy.
- - Not really! I keep it private. I've been like that for a long time, but I keep it super private!
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- - We had a chuckle.
- - Yeah...
- - You turned him to the liberal side!
- - I'm not turning him to the liberal side! Fuck liberals, I'd kill them all!
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- - No, liberals are gay!
- - So are you!
- - Ehm, no... I am the right kind of gay!
- - Hah!
- - I am not even gay, so... I don't even know how to call it.
- - "It ain't gay to suck a man's dick"!
- - Whatever...
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- - To answer your question, yes, I do have his dick pic, but I am not sending it to you, 'cause...
- - Send me his dick! I wanna see it!
- - It's not...
- - Send me! Send me his dick! It's not funny, send me his dick!
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- - Yes, I wanna see Danny's dick!
- - I don't have Danny's dick.
- - I thought, you had... So what dick do you have?
- - I have mine.
- - I don't wanna see your Dick, Gerpy!
- - Good.
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- - I think, Danny likes guys too.
- - No, he doesn't.
- - I think, he does.
- - I think, you're just projecting.
- - No, I've picked some vibes 6 months ago.
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- - Danny acts like one of those girls in elementary school, that bullies guys cause she likes...
- - How does he bully you in the way, that you think?
- - Look, listen... I think, Danny is bi.
- - I can call him right now and ask.
- - Yeah, call him.
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- - I think, he is pansexual or bi. I wouldn't be surprised. You think, he is bi, Gerpy?
- - I don't think he is bi. I think, he is sexual deviant, but I don't think he is bi.
- - I thought about sending him a dick pic, but I don't know how he would feel, 'cause he is already uncomfortable.
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- - I wanted a pic of him tonight, but he wouldn't send me one.
- - Because you're gonna fap to it!
- - No, I don't do that.
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- - I am very specific with my boys. Also, I like subboys and Danny is not a subboy.
- - Yes, he is not. That's why I said you will have to catch.
- - But Danny would be my subboy!
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- - No, he would refuse.
- - I don't give a fuck. I'd tie him up.
- - What? No.
- - Yeah... Yes!
- - No.
- - Yes, I would!
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- - You have a picture of Danny?
- - No, I dont.
- - Gerpy... I know you have.
- - I don't!
- - Gerpy, c'mon.
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- - He is a manlet.
- - I know.
- - And he used to have a hair on his shoulders.
- - Oh, no, don't tell me that! It's such a turn off.
- - I think, he shaved it.
- - I pictured him as a clean shaven.
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- - I like his attitude, I don't know how he looks like.
- - Hah!
- - What? Like, I'd suck his dick!
- - Ha-ha!
- - What?! Why do you have to make fun of me, man? Like, I'm trying to come to you guys! Like to 3 or 4 people.
- - Yeah, I know, it's just so funny hearing you telling those things.
- - C'mon, Gerpy, you guys know I've been gay for a year! Well, not gay! Not gay! I mean, pansexual.
- - No, we didn't!
- - How did you not know?
- - I was sexting Naked Ape, are you kidding me?
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- - Imagine if the internet would found out. Like, if those people found out, that I was bisexual.
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- - Are you bi?
- - I'm not bi.
- - You sure?
- - Yeah, I'm positive. I don't find men attractive.
- - I don't think I've seen your feet pictures andI don't wanna see your feet ever again.
- - You've seen my feet pictures?
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- - Ehm, Gerpy, let's be honest. How big is your penis?
- - Six.
- - Let me see.
- - I am not... No, I can't do that.
- - Why?
- - I can't will myself to have an erection to take a picture.
- - I mean, you probably have some dick pics, c'mon.
- - They are not very good.
- - Gerpy, c'mon.
- - When I have some good ones, I'll send them to you.
- - Okay.
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- - Yeah, but that's the thing, the porn is with people we didn't know.
- - Right, but I don't do that! I am not a degenerate! Like that.
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- - Then you wouldn't be able to do anything with him.
- - No. I'd fuck him in his ass though.
- - He wouldn't let you.
- - Yeah, but I want to talk to him the way he talks to me online.
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- - Please, fucking... Don't tell Danny or like your discord friends. I don't need my thread bumped.
- - I don't talk to anyone on Discord!
- - You swear you're not gonna... You swear this isn't going to KiwiFarms.
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- - I like Danny's attitude, because he is really rough with me.
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- - He acts like that girl in elementary school, that's bullying you, but she really likes you... It's just, it's kinda hot.
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- - If he could just keep treating me like he does, it's so hot, it's so hot.
- - He is just verbally abusing you?
- - Yeah, I kinda liked it.
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- - He is rough on the edges and I kinda can't take it.
- - What the fuck does that mean?
- - I don't know. I kinda want some dick pics tonight. I don't know how he would feel about that.
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- - You've seen my outline, it's pretty fucking...
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- - I like femboys though.
- - No, he is not a femboy!
- - If he got a facial hair, I can't do that, he's gotta be clean shaved.
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- - Usually, I like femboys, I like subs.
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- - I bet when Jim's gonna find out, he will give me so much shit. As if Jim talks. Jim's like never on.
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- - Just don't embarrass me and talk about this.
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- - I like traps and femboys, so if not's like a boypussy, I'd be like "oh, God".
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