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  1. - Andrew and Danny did say to me, that you wanted to suck his cock!
  2. ...
  3. - Danny's married!
  4. - I didn't say I wanna sleep with a married man, why do you say that?
  5. - You said...
  6. - Don't put words in my mouth.
  7. - You said some associated things...
  8. - I did, but that doesn't mean I wanted to sleep with a married man!
  9. ...
  10. - Do you even know how he looks like?
  11. - I asked Danny for picture, he asked "why" and I told him why. And I like Danny's attitude, I always liked his attitude, for about a year now.
  12. - Well, he wouldn't let you...
  13. - Yeah, he said he felt awkward about it.
  14. ...
  15. - You'd be catching, you understand that, right?
  16. - What does that mean?
  17. - You'd be taking it in the ass.
  18. - No, fuck, no, I'm sorry!
  19. ...
  20. - I was telling him to come to Tampa, but for the wrong reasons.
  21. ...
  22. - I don't wanna to be supergay and him being really awkward.
  23. ...
  24. - Don't tell him he is cute, that's supergay.
  25. - I already did!
  26. ...
  27. - Maybe he could pick up the vibes, that you were flirting with him.
  28. - Nah, why would...
  29. - Didn't you say, you wanted to suck his penis?
  30. - I was drunk!
  31. - So you were flirting with him, because you were drunk?
  32. - Maybe...
  33. ...
  34. - Nah, Danny... I'll suck his penis, but I'm not taking in the ass.
  35. - No, because his penis is bigger.
  36. - No, it's not!
  37. ...
  38. - You're becoming like Milo Yannopoulos levels of sexual deviancy.
  39. - No, I am not! Milo Yannopoulos is a massive narcissist! It's really fucked up.
  40. - I mean, in terms of sexual deviancy.
  41. - Not really! I keep it private. I've been like that for a long time, but I keep it super private!
  42. ...
  43. - We had a chuckle.
  44. - Yeah...
  45. - You turned him to the liberal side!
  46. - I'm not turning him to the liberal side! Fuck liberals, I'd kill them all!
  47. ...
  48. - No, liberals are gay!
  49. - So are you!
  50. - Ehm, no... I am the right kind of gay!
  51. - Hah!
  52. - I am not even gay, so... I don't even know how to call it.
  53. - "It ain't gay to suck a man's dick"!
  54. - Whatever...
  55. ...
  56. - To answer your question, yes, I do have his dick pic, but I am not sending it to you, 'cause...
  57. - Send me his dick! I wanna see it!
  58. - It's not...
  59. - Send me! Send me his dick! It's not funny, send me his dick!
  60. ...
  61. - Yes, I wanna see Danny's dick!
  62. - I don't have Danny's dick.
  63. - I thought, you had... So what dick do you have?
  64. - I have mine.
  65. - I don't wanna see your Dick, Gerpy!
  66. - Good.
  67. ...
  68. - I think, Danny likes guys too.
  69. - No, he doesn't.
  70. - I think, he does.
  71. - I think, you're just projecting.
  72. - No, I've picked some vibes 6 months ago.
  73. ...
  74. - Danny acts like one of those girls in elementary school, that bullies guys cause she likes...
  75. - How does he bully you in the way, that you think?
  76. - Look, listen... I think, Danny is bi.
  77. - I can call him right now and ask.
  78. - Yeah, call him.
  79. ...
  80. - I think, he is pansexual or bi. I wouldn't be surprised. You think, he is bi, Gerpy?
  81. - I don't think he is bi. I think, he is sexual deviant, but I don't think he is bi.
  82. - I thought about sending him a dick pic, but I don't know how he would feel, 'cause he is already uncomfortable.
  83. ...
  84. - I wanted a pic of him tonight, but he wouldn't send me one.
  85. - Because you're gonna fap to it!
  86. - No, I don't do that.
  87. ...
  88. - I am very specific with my boys. Also, I like subboys and Danny is not a subboy.
  89. - Yes, he is not. That's why I said you will have to catch.
  90. - But Danny would be my subboy!
  91. ...
  92. - No, he would refuse.
  93. - I don't give a fuck. I'd tie him up.
  94. - What? No.
  95. - Yeah... Yes!
  96. - No.
  97. - Yes, I would!
  98. ...
  99. - You have a picture of Danny?
  100. - No, I dont.
  101. - Gerpy... I know you have.
  102. - I don't!
  103. - Gerpy, c'mon.
  104. ...
  105. - He is a manlet.
  106. - I know.
  107. - And he used to have a hair on his shoulders.
  108. - Oh, no, don't tell me that! It's such a turn off.
  109. - I think, he shaved it.
  110. - I pictured him as a clean shaven.
  111. ...
  112. - I like his attitude, I don't know how he looks like.
  113. - Hah!
  114. - What? Like, I'd suck his dick!
  115. - Ha-ha!
  116. - What?! Why do you have to make fun of me, man? Like, I'm trying to come to you guys! Like to 3 or 4 people.
  117. - Yeah, I know, it's just so funny hearing you telling those things.
  118. - C'mon, Gerpy, you guys know I've been gay for a year! Well, not gay! Not gay! I mean, pansexual.
  119. - No, we didn't!
  120. - How did you not know?
  121. - I was sexting Naked Ape, are you kidding me?
  122. ...
  123. - Imagine if the internet would found out. Like, if those people found out, that I was bisexual.
  124. ...
  125. - Are you bi?
  126. - I'm not bi.
  127. - You sure?
  128. - Yeah, I'm positive. I don't find men attractive.
  129. - I don't think I've seen your feet pictures andI don't wanna see your feet ever again.
  130. - You've seen my feet pictures?
  131. ...
  132. - Ehm, Gerpy, let's be honest. How big is your penis?
  133. - Six.
  134. - Let me see.
  135. - I am not... No, I can't do that.
  136. - Why?
  137. - I can't will myself to have an erection to take a picture.
  138. - I mean, you probably have some dick pics, c'mon.
  139. - They are not very good.
  140. - Gerpy, c'mon.
  141. - When I have some good ones, I'll send them to you.
  142. - Okay.
  143. ...
  144. - Yeah, but that's the thing, the porn is with people we didn't know.
  145. - Right, but I don't do that! I am not a degenerate! Like that.
  146. ...
  147. - Then you wouldn't be able to do anything with him.
  148. - No. I'd fuck him in his ass though.
  149. - He wouldn't let you.
  150. - Yeah, but I want to talk to him the way he talks to me online.
  151. ...
  152. - Please, fucking... Don't tell Danny or like your discord friends. I don't need my thread bumped.
  153. - I don't talk to anyone on Discord!
  154. - You swear you're not gonna... You swear this isn't going to KiwiFarms.
  155. ...
  156. - I like Danny's attitude, because he is really rough with me.
  157. ....
  158. - He acts like that girl in elementary school, that's bullying you, but she really likes you... It's just, it's kinda hot.
  159. ...
  160. - If he could just keep treating me like he does, it's so hot, it's so hot.
  161. - He is just verbally abusing you?
  162. - Yeah, I kinda liked it.
  163. ...
  164. - He is rough on the edges and I kinda can't take it.
  165. - What the fuck does that mean?
  166. - I don't know. I kinda want some dick pics tonight. I don't know how he would feel about that.
  167. ...
  168. - You've seen my outline, it's pretty fucking...
  169. ...
  170. - I like femboys though.
  171. - No, he is not a femboy!
  172. - If he got a facial hair, I can't do that, he's gotta be clean shaved.
  173. ...
  174. - Usually, I like femboys, I like subs.
  175. ...
  176. - I bet when Jim's gonna find out, he will give me so much shit. As if Jim talks. Jim's like never on.
  177. ...
  178. - Just don't embarrass me and talk about this.
  179. ...
  180. - I like traps and femboys, so if not's like a boypussy, I'd be like "oh, God".
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