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6:16 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: im not trying to plant my seed in you i just want to talk about the stream after youre all done lol. youre in the uk too, so its refreshing to hear someone not so smug/snooty with that accent
[6:33 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: youre doing good you better not be a crypto-trans
[6:52 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: ahh you almost had him. gj not bad for a girl
[6:52 AM] Picksy: lol
[6:52 AM] Picksy: whats crypto trans
[6:53 AM] Picksy: bitcoin?
[6:53 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: youre  playing the long game pretending to be a terf then at the end say youre trans and you fooled all heteros
[6:53 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: around trans never relax
[6:53 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: anyways youre in NZ then i assume
[6:53 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: i know youre not right leaning but
[6:53 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: do you genuinely reset trannies for blackfacing feminism/women
[6:54 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: or is it more of a sympathy thing
[6:54 AM] Picksy: i just dont like how they just demand to be called female
[6:54 AM] Picksy: i dont mind if they want to be transfemale
[6:54 AM] Picksy: but they give females a bad rep if they call themselves female
[6:54 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: resent* keyboard isnt so good.
[6:55 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: also ye that makes sense
[6:55 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: theres more disagreement the more time passes
[6:55 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: between "activists"
[6:55 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: anyways thats not my bag
[6:56 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: i honestly just like to laugh lol only reason i ever went on after the first call. hard to get through to people
[6:56 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: you were being pretty logical he keeps running in circles
[6:56 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: doesnt answer questions
[6:56 AM] Picksy: tbh
[6:56 AM] Picksy: i dont really know that person
[6:56 AM] Picksy: i talked to
[6:56 AM] Picksy: a friend invited me to the server
[6:56 AM] Picksy: and said join that vc
[6:56 AM] Picksy: and that they were trans
[6:56 AM] Picksy: lol
[6:57 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: he only gets mad/fights with fans lol when its someone bringing up decent points he stays quiet
[6:57 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: also i didnt know who this guy was either until last week. im like the first domino in his bloodsports thing
[6:58 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: so the terf tag is an actual tag not something to piss cosmo off?
[6:58 AM] Picksy: someone told me to make that my name
[6:58 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: lol
[6:58 AM] Picksy: and it would get me into the chat
[6:59 AM] Picksy: they said fans dont get to talk as much as bloodsports people
[6:59 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: lol
[7:00 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: if i didnt assume every girl on the internet was a fugly SSSBBW or if i took the internet  seriously i would be hitting on you
[7:01 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: only from your voice
[7:01 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: usually bitches are ugly sounding
[7:01 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: but good thing im a hetero GOD
[7:01 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: GET EM  picksy/sarah
[7:05 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: if youre still not cryptotrans, youre pretty based
[7:12 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: AHHHHHH
[7:12 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: thats why youre good at arguing/being smug
[7:12 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: YOU HAVE THE HEBREW DNA
HETERO-ALPHA GOD started a call.Yesterday at 7:56 AM
[7:57 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: pick up faggot im not going to troll u i just hate typing
[8:09 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: do u live on the internet or IRL
[8:09 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: im all IRL no real internet presence
[8:09 AM] Picksy: mostly irl
[8:09 AM] Picksy: lol
[8:10 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: gj tbh
[8:10 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: it always seems
[8:10 AM] Picksy: i procrastinate with internet
[8:10 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: that "edgy girls" validate themselves with NEET attention on the internet
[8:10 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: but props for not being a beta woman lol
[8:10 AM] Picksy: blergh
[8:11 AM] Picksy: like i said
[8:11 AM] Picksy: i have a life
[8:11 AM] Picksy: idc what people online say
[8:11 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: ya i believe u
[8:11 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: lol
[8:11 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: im about to get on voicechat i think
[8:11 AM] Picksy: GL
[8:11 AM] Picksy: hopefully no englishman this time
[8:11 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: i was getting to apoing
[8:11 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: point*
[8:11 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: but youll have to wait
[8:12 AM] Picksy: tell me when you get in!
[8:12 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: im in
[8:12 AM] Picksy: wew
[8:25 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: yeah lol
[8:25 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: anyways
[8:26 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: u married? lol
[8:26 AM] Picksy: not yet
[8:26 AM] Picksy: im workin on it
[8:26 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: we will absolutely never meet each other in real life, but if we had internet presence enough to care, it'd prob be a good run before i divorce you for lying about your looks lol
[8:27 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: aussies are top-tier shitposters
[8:28 AM] Picksy: if we had a good enough internet presense i wouldnt need to lie about my looks
[8:28 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: now youre making me wonder if alot of aussie birds are good at bants
[8:28 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: used to fuck with an irish gr8 bants but too much drink lol
[8:28 AM] Picksy: its 2018 never stop believe
[8:28 AM] Picksy: i have a rule
[8:28 AM] Picksy: only drink when with others
[8:28 AM] Picksy: irl
[8:28 AM] Picksy: and like
[8:28 AM] Picksy: i had to make another one
[8:29 AM] Picksy: no more than 2-3 times a week
[8:29 AM] Picksy: because lots of hangs lol
[8:29 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: lol
[8:29 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: are u generally conservative or not lmao
[8:29 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: the more u talk the more conservative u seem down to the marrying thing lol
[8:29 AM] Picksy: i dont think about it
[8:29 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: its so easy to be a floozy
[8:29 AM] Picksy: lol
[8:30 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: whats keeps u going
[8:30 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: oh ok
[8:30 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: right
[8:30 AM] Picksy: probably conservative
[8:30 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: lol
[8:30 AM] Picksy: maybe
[8:30 AM] Picksy: i just have thoughts
[8:30 AM] Picksy: yaaaa know
[8:31 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: yep at a certain point in life u just get thrown onto a political compass
[8:32 AM] Picksy: yeah im just not too motivated to involve myself in politics
[8:32 AM] Picksy: im aware of its importance
[8:32 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: i dont blame ya
[8:32 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: do you know a band called the chats?
[8:32 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: theyre from AUS
[8:32 AM] Picksy: n0pe
[8:32 AM] Picksy: lemme check
[8:32 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: idk how old u r or what music u listen to
[8:32 AM] Picksy: 22
[8:33 AM] Picksy: aaand
[8:33 AM] Picksy: like
[8:33 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: nice im 22 too lol
[8:33 AM] Picksy: rock/indie rock?
[8:33 AM] Picksy: i dunno
[8:33 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: cool
[8:33 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: >i listen to everything
[8:33 AM] Picksy: i was avoid saying that
[8:33 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: but prefer rock. im in FLorida so i cant hide from the mumble rappers
[8:33 AM] Picksy: i listen to everything but country and hard rap
[8:33 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: anyways the chats are like basic rock
[8:33 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: like ramones
[8:34 AM] Picksy: most indie rock
[8:34 AM] Picksy: like killers
[8:34 AM] Picksy: franz ferdinand
[8:34 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: lol
[8:34 AM] Picksy: the teenagers
[8:34 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: ahahahah
[8:34 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: damn i have to look that up
[8:34 AM] Picksy:

[8:34 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: well i wasnt lying when i said im a musician so i care lol hopefully i can end up touring with the chats if they come to the US
[8:35 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: also wtf do you go on 4chan/reddit/tumblr?
[8:35 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: looks like a template from fucking /mu/
[8:35 AM] Picksy: i dont
[8:35 AM] Picksy: someone just posted a link
[8:35 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: good
[8:35 AM] Picksy: i cant remember
[8:35 AM] Picksy: it was
[8:35 AM] Picksy: uh
[8:36 AM] Picksy: like 5 months ago
[8:36 AM] Picksy: or something
[8:36 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: whatever kid
[8:36 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc
YouTube
The Chats
THE CHATS - SMOKO (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

[8:36 AM] Picksy: i just listened to that
[8:36 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: i went to a concert
[8:36 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: weezer/pixies/wombats
[8:37 AM] Picksy: aahh
[8:37 AM] Picksy: ive been to
[8:37 AM] Picksy: arctice monkeys
[8:37 AM] Picksy: wombats
[8:37 AM] Picksy: fall out boy
[8:37 AM] Picksy: and a bunch of other
[8:37 AM] Picksy: smaller ones
[8:37 AM] Picksy: last dinosaurs
[8:37 AM] Picksy: wowaweewa that was good
[8:38 AM] Picksy: i need to go to more concerts
[8:39 AM] Picksy: but my friends are busy all the time
[8:39 AM] Picksy: and im busy(edited)
[8:39 AM] Picksy: and we are poorish(edited)
[8:39 AM] Picksy: waaaaaaaaaaaah
[8:39 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: i didnt finish lol i went to go feed my animals and urin8
[8:39 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: we missed the wombats lol
[8:39 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: everyone i know who knows them shits on me for that
[8:39 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: also nice
[8:40 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: you def like the early 2000s sound then
[8:40 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: what do u think of the chats
[8:40 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: also nice edits ahahah busy and poorish
[8:40 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: i know that feel bro
[8:40 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: aussies make good catchy stuff
[8:40 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: IMO
[8:40 AM] Picksy: chats are alright
[8:40 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: holy shit
[8:40 AM] Picksy: reminds me of garage rock
[8:40 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: colin hay
[8:40 AM] Picksy: like anarchy punk
[8:40 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: pet shop boys
[8:40 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: so good
[8:40 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: also lmao
[8:41 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: anarchy punk
[8:41 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: yeah id go with garage rock
[8:41 AM] Picksy: HEY
[8:41 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: what
[8:41 AM] Picksy: i dont KNOW AL LTHE GNERES AOKAY
[8:41 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: youre fired
[8:41 AM] Picksy: too many these days
[8:41 AM] Picksy: waaaaaaah
[8:41 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: pack your shit get out of my office lol
[8:42 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: ahhh man if i did know you IRL i would totally break your heart
[8:42 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: ahahahah
[8:43 AM] Picksy: hey good to know
[8:43 AM] Picksy: maybe i would break your heart(edited)
[8:43 AM] Picksy: plus 1
[8:43 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: id send an messenger pigeon to drop off an invitation to a ballroom dance
[8:43 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: pigeon dressed in a tux
[8:44 AM] Picksy: WOAH
[8:44 AM] Picksy: now THATS what im talking about
[8:44 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: then we would have fun chit chatting on the way no sensuality at all just platonic conversation
[8:44 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: about stoic subjects
[8:45 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: then after we dance and your oven is warmed up
[8:45 AM] Picksy: does this count as erp
[8:45 AM] Picksy: xd
[8:45 AM] Picksy: my oven is always warm
[8:45 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: thats when i take you to the bathroom and absolutely demolish your insides with my man-snake
[8:45 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: then say ill brb and take my private jet back to my private island
[8:45 AM] Picksy: thats not breaking my heart
[8:45 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: lmfao
[8:45 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: ahahahaha
[8:45 AM] Picksy: thats breaking me in
[8:46 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: the great thing about women who recognize and embrace their femininity (i think i spelled it right)
[8:46 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: is that they cant deny when their being "courted"
[8:47 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: like yeah im bullshitting you
[8:47 AM] Picksy: who wants to deny it
[8:47 AM] Picksy: its fun
[8:47 AM] Picksy: lol
[8:47 AM] Picksy: if the guys hot imma play that game
[8:47 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: im bullshitting you but you still get that feminine "feeling" that cosmo probably think about killing himself over
[8:48 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: also like i said
[8:48 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: IRL i would def break your heart ahahahahahahahah
[8:48 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: thats why we will never meet
[8:48 AM] Picksy: my heart is very slippery
[8:48 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: youve got a good husband in your future
[8:48 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: you cant help it
[8:48 AM] Picksy: i hope so lol
[8:48 AM] Picksy: im WOrkinG on IT
[8:48 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: the best thing about women is the worst of it
[8:48 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: their emotional instability
[8:49 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: good bants ozzie
[8:49 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: if this was 2 years ago your heart wouldve already been broken
[8:49 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: we both have lives tho
[8:49 AM] Picksy: its stable variance :sunglasses:
[8:49 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: lol
[8:50 AM] Picksy: if you say so
[8:50 AM] Picksy: hehe
[8:50 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: >tfw even the most emotionally stable serious independent women feels tingles when a man doms her
[8:51 AM] Picksy: YeahEYAH YEAH blah blah
[8:51 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: ahahahahah
[8:51 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: i got you with the messenger pigeon line tbh
[8:51 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: the ending is a joke
[8:51 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: like i tell my friends and gfs
[8:51 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: the best way to a womans heart
[8:52 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: is with compliments, love, and chocolate.
[8:52 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: then they let you fuck their brains out LOL
[8:52 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: ahahahahah
[8:52 AM] Picksy: its JUSt thAT EASY
[8:52 AM] Picksy: hey
[8:52 AM] Picksy: its just easy
[8:52 AM] Picksy: HUH
[8:52 AM] Picksy: punk
[8:52 AM] Picksy: not my heart baby
[8:53 AM] Picksy: my heart is guarded by a content gate
[8:53 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: women are special sensitive creatures who need love and hugs :Y then after you bring them chocolate they give your man-snake a classic tongue twister
[8:53 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: the right man has the key but alpha gods hold the skeleton key to all female hearts
[8:53 AM] Picksy: i think youll find, women will have already decided whether to tame the snake before the compliments come out
[8:54 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: women like to think they pick partners
[8:54 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: lol
[8:54 AM] Picksy: well i mean
[8:54 AM] Picksy: they at least pick the base line
[8:54 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: sure it would be rape otherwise lol
[8:55 AM] Picksy: so the pick the quality of the partner
[8:55 AM] Picksy: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[8:55 AM] Picksy: look PAL
[8:55 AM] Picksy: im not into analysis ty
[8:55 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: just bants i have to go soon
[8:56 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: honestly the messenger pigeon line ruins your shit
[8:56 AM] Picksy: for me to like a guy they have to be attractive and i have to like their content
[8:56 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: youre talking about just sex but im not
[8:56 AM] Picksy: thats pretty much it
[8:56 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: its a personality thing
[8:56 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: etc
[8:56 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: youre lucky youre walking away with your heart in one piece....
[8:56 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: lmfao
[8:56 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: ahahaha
[8:57 AM] Picksy: big talk
[8:58 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: shut up
[9:00 AM] Picksy: yes sir!
[9:01 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: :3
[9:09 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: why did you accept my friend request we are never going to talk again
[9:09 AM] Picksy: okay
[9:09 AM] Picksy: lemme fix that then
[9:09 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: i only sent you the request so you can acknowledge me breaking your heart
[9:10 AM] Picksy: i only accepted it so i could then remove you
[9:10 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: no messenger pigeon for you
[9:11 AM] Picksy: long way to fly
[9:11 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: hes a good pigeon. fuck you.
[9:22 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: ahahahahahaha
[9:22 AM] Picksy: :)
[9:22 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: i only made this acct to argue with cosmo lol
[9:22 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: if you let me walk away ill be gone forever
[9:23 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: ahahahahahahahahaha
[9:23 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: hahahah
[9:23 AM] Picksy: this is my alt
[9:23 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: im making myself laugh lmao
[9:23 AM] Picksy:

[9:23 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: i didnt ask for proof sweetie
[9:24 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: youre going to have to stop i have a gf. she says im out of your league
[9:24 AM] Picksy: yes sir!
[9:24 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: good dog
[9:24 AM] Picksy: its a fox :)
[9:38 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: i thought you were oztralian
[9:50 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: they said youre my wife in chat. i told you im out of your league
[9:51 AM] HETERO-ALPHA GOD: im blocking you now.