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- lloolll
- seth rogen laugh
- kk
- lm10
- 50 po po police
- gta 5
- wooo wooo
- thomas the dank engine
- LOL
- hahhahaha
- wheeze laugh
- eeeeeeeeee
- whats it calleD?
- oy my head
- japanaese
- i can keep up
- wheeze laughle
- lets go bac k to thats
- kk
- le lem
- csgo
- kkk
- omg erm EMGUHARD GIRL
- japenese hikagara
- DAMIAN
- SHINKANSEN
- DANK ENGINE
- DANKE
- SS
- GERMANY
- NIZA
- ZANI ZANIC
- NAZI
- SIEG HEIL
- LOL WHAT IS DAMIAN GOING TO THINK
- my lip is burning
- tea is too hot
- my ear is melting
- my tongue is fruity
- i just want to get tooty, i couldnt think of a rhyme for fruity so i made up a word..
- worth
- urf
- leaughe od le lgends
- my arms are tired
- my arms are burningc
- costco
- mom and dad
- shopping
- shopping
- xmas
- tea is good
- the one im drinking
- i keep thinking that ill break my tooth
- on the mug
- :L
- drink is wet
- my HJAND IS WET WTF
- OR IS DRY
- i dont fucking know i
- i keep forgetting to breathe
- may day may day Houston.... what the fuck is going on
- Houston to moon
- we know fuck is going on
- russia
- RUSH B
- CYKA BYLAT
- BLINN
- LOFE IF BORRISI
- IM HUNGRY
- FUCK LOL
- LITWA
- KURWA = LITWA FOR AUTTO CARROT
- AUTO CORRECT
- BUT IT CHANGES TO AUTO CARROT
- LOL AUTTTO KARRRROT!
- GERMANYYYY
- AXIS AND NAZIS
- OMG THATS SO SMART
- WHY DID I THINK OF TRHATR EARLIER
- OVERWATch
- UBER WATCH
- UBER EATS
- MMM GOOF FOOD GOOD
- I want guuf guuf lollllllllllll
- help me :DDDDD
- the wind
- from the fan you fuck
- mmm tongie is gruiity fruityy
- grotto
- anom nomaly
- NO maly..
- pls no, pls no, im stil a vrgin video meeme LOL
- VIRGIN OIL
- VIRGIN COCONUT OIL
- whitens teeth
- note to self: bruth teeth layterrr :DDDDD
- smile for the camera
- crimiia
- RUSSIA
- RUSIAN ATHEM
- JA PIERDOLE
- CSGO
- cykaaaa rush b
- if 2 black men
- are gay...
- which one of them run away from their child?
- LMAO
- i slammed the mug on my ta`ble by accident
- i put my head and rested it on my microphone
- it was cold for some reason
- i feel a touching sensation on my shin in my left leg
- it feels like im rubbing it for some reason...
- or rather osmone is...
- ghosts
- ryan and shane
- shaniacs and bugaras
- the touching sensation earlier
- ...
- i just realised its the wind from my faan
- looooool
- `
- jordan peterson
- good guy, hilarious at destroying retarded femeinists
- MEIN
- NEIN
- MAIN
- WATER MAIN
- MEINKAMFT
- MEINCAMP
- MEIN CRAFT
- MINE CRAFTLOL
- MINE CAUSE YOU MINE
- AND CRAFT CAUSE YOU CRAFT
- CRASH
- CRASH BANDICOOT
- CUTE
- CLIT
- LOL
- "cute clit"
- good... porn corrtorgyry ORGY
- LOFEL
- ROFL
- LOLL
- LAUGH MY SOCKS OFF
- LMSO
- MASLo
- POAND
- POLAND
- PO PO
- WEED
- SMOKE EVERY DAY
- WEED DAY SMOKE DAY SMOKE WEED, EVERY SMOKE YOU DAY WEED
- DAYz
- dead game
- dead zombies
- negan and walking deads
- white walkers
- game of thronesssss
- snake
- sand snakes
- sssss
- piss
- i need a piss
- my dick is big
- big shaq
- skrrrrrrrrt bap bap bap bap
- baptimised
- you baptimise a joint but putting it your mouth and not tougching it with you tongue and pulling it out with yuou lips closed
- burped during a drinking sessioin of my team
- SESSION
- SESSHON
- SHAWN
- SHAWN THE SHEEP
- SHAWN WALKING DEAD
- SHANE OF THE WALKING DEAD
- DAWN OF THE DEAD?
- I DONT FUCKING KNOW
- wqhen did i put caps lock on?
- xddd
- session
- session
- oH YEAH THE ORIGINAL POINT I WANTED TO make MEJK is that i forgot
- oh shittttttt dude
- OH I REMEMBER NOW
- CSOG
- SESSIONS
- SOUNDS FRENCH
- USA
- SLAVERY, NIGGERRRSSSSS
- lollllllllllll
- USSR
- COMMUNISM
- I HEAR A TRAAAAAM
- vehicles
- cars
- top gear
- grand tour
- i cant wait for thatj
- jeremy clarkson is old now
- holy shity shity bang bang
- my mind goes on a spirrrral of thoughts when im high
- it feels like something is bouncing in there
- i forgot to breathe lollllllllllll
- and i feel my brains
- my headphone is annoying me
- im leaning forward too much
- i wanna go to sleep
- im tired
- 237 lines of code
- devils play ground
- my ear is hurting me fuck off
- the kid in the car that says BROOM BROOM, no sorry not broom broom but "FUCK OFF" and shows his middle infger
- i need to take my shoesen off
- i grabbed m y phone to check messages
- ok
- brb i need to tkae my shoes offand readjust my headponhes
- ponies
- unicorns
- rainbows
- pot of gold
- lepricaurn
- FUCK knows how to spell
- they neeed auto correct for pc
- but somethings thats goodmy wrist is annoying me on this wooden table
- tesla
- looking back...
- OH YEAH
- MY MEMORY IS GOOD GOOD THAT TESLA IS CONNNECTED TO THE MATRIX
- NO
- TO A.I
- thats why i said but somethings that good like A.I. that's why i thought of tesla cause elon musk made, my phone iz bussing, elon musk made a video talking about A.I. with Zuckerberg, facebook, my phone buzzed, imma check it
- i go sleep
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