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  1. “Oh yeah, because we all know you want to get rid of us all just so you could have the commander all to yourself, what’s the matter? You lost your competitive edge? Baka?” Hornet sneered at her.
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  3. And this seemed to finally push Akagi over the edge, with her raising her hand and bitch-slapping Hornet right across the left cheek.
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  5. Hornet stumbled back a bit, but an angry sneer came across her face, screaming at the top of her lungs, she charged at Akagi, hitting her square on and forcing them both to the ground, with the American carrier starting to throw punches.
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  7. Akagi’s sister Kaga, along with Taiho soon jumped in too, as the carrier girls had a hamfisted brawl in the middle of the cafateria.
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  9. To the side, Arizona and Evertsen just stood and watched the dust off the fight, not really willing to intervene.
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  11. “Do they do this all the time?” Evertsen asked in curiosity, Arizona just smiled.
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  13. “Akagi is the abrasive one of course, but Hornet is the type who doesn’t back down, so it’s bound that they have to let it out on each other at some point” the American battleship explained away.
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  15. Evertsen groaned, “and how are we supposed to win against the siren’s when that Japanese idiot keeps starting fights?”
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  17. Suddenly, a metal mug came flying through the air, and bonked Evertsen right on the cranium, the Dutch destroyer gasped from the pain, and closed her eyes to deal with it.
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  19. But then, an angry rasp came from her closed mouth, and she made a move with her hand.
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  21. Arizona gasped as the Dutch destroyer summoned in one of her torpedoes, and the originally friendly girl now had an evil looking grin on her face.
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  23. “Well, that's the thing about the Japanese, they’re so arrogant of themselves until you knock them down a peg or two,” she told.
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  25. She grunted as she heaved the torpedo back, and then threw it forwards.
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  27. The metal tube flew through the air and hit the ground, skidding across the tiled floor, knocking chairs and tables out of the way, until it came to rest near the fight.
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  29. Akagi, who was stood up again and was grabbing Hornet by the throat, then realized the torpedo next to her, her vision and disbelief now directed at Evertsen.
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  31. “What the? Hey Evertsen! You can’t just throw a torpedo at us!” she shouted with a mixture of panic and anger.
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  33. “Eeh? Is that live!?” Arizona panicked, but Evertsen kept her calm.
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  35. “A nice custom torpedo, with a warhead full of powdered chili’s, ground up black pepper and powdered mustard” she then told.
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  37. Without warning, the torpedo then exploded, letting out a heated, scoville-filled miasma, and Akagi and her companions got a good face-full of it, while Hornet had taken the opportunity to get herself free and throw herself over a desk to cover herself.
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  39. The three Japanese carriers, which were originally filled were arrogance and dissent, were now reduced to weeping shells as their faces felt like they had been doused with ship oil and set alight.
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  41. “HYAAAA! My eyes!... MY BEAUTIFLE EYES!” Akagi weeped loudly, as she had her hands to her eyes desperately trying to get the powder out which burned her face.
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  43. “Nee-Sama! I can't see! My eyes are on fire! HELP!” Kaga was no better, as she cried to her sister.
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  45. Taiho was left coughing on most of the power, which burned her throat.
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  47. “Ugh! … Hah! …. This has to be some kind of … War crime! Even I woudn’t dare give out this torture!” the supercarrier lemented.
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  49. Hornet left the crying carriers and walked around to Arizona and Evertsen, the American carrier had taken a few bruises, but she had managed to get out mostly unscathed.
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  51. “Thanks for that, and I bet that idiot carrier learned her lesson! But I think my sis and the commander wouldn't be too happy with what you just did Evertsen” Hornet thanked but then told.
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  53. “She had it coming, now how about we leave those ‘carriers’ to their new tear making contest?” Evertsen wavered off and then suggested.
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  55. “I don’t really want to stay around that formation either, can I join you?” Arizona asked.
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  57. “Of course” Evertsen accepted, with her smile coming back.
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  59. The three ships left the cafeteria, leaving behind the three wailing Japanese carriers to deal with their predicament, with a crying Akagi and Kaga stuffing their faces into a nearby water fountain, and Taiho reaching inside a fridge behind the serving counter, and taking out and gulping down a whole carton of milk to soothe the burning in her throat.
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