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  1. <qTpie> Can we just not talk about it?
  2. <MiniUmbs> No
  3. <MiniUmbs> Please
  4. <MiniUmbs> I'll be quiet
  5. <MiniUmbs> Is this just a troll
  6. <MiniUmbs> Or did you go full EP?
  7. <MiniUmbs> qTpie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~
  8. <qTpie> Why do you even care?
  9. <MiniUmbs> Cause
  10. <MiniUmbs> Its interesting
  11. <qTpie> ...
  12. <MiniUmbs> Did you for real I cant tell >_<
  13. <qTpie> Yes, I did. No lets never talk about it again, k?
  14. <MiniUmbs> Anal or Vaginal?
  15. <qTpie> >No[w] lets never talk about it again, k?
  16. <MiniUmbs> I never said k
  17. <MiniUmbs> ;~;
  18. <qTpie> k
  19. <qTpie> :3c
  20. <MiniUmbs> I cant believe this shit
  21. <MiniUmbs> No way
  22. <MiniUmbs> Nuh uh
  23. <MiniUmbs> You're not messed up enough
  24. <qTpie> Well, then don't.
  25. <qTpie> All the better.
  26. <MiniUmbs> How many times?
  27. <qTpie> Once.
  28. <MiniUmbs> Alcohol/cocaine/ket what the fuck were you on?
  29. <qTpie> Alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol.
  30. <MiniUmbs> But you still remember it?
  31. <qTpie> There are some things that even the worst blackout can't make you forget.
  32. <MiniUmbs> It was that traumatic?
  33. <MiniUmbs> Or that nice?
  34. <qTpie> I think "WRONG" is the best word to describe it.
  35. <MiniUmbs> Did you fuck the dog or did it, rape, you?
  36. <qTpie> Seriously, why do you care so much?
  37. <MiniUmbs> Cause
  38. <MiniUmbs> <MiniUmbs> Cause
  39. <MiniUmbs> <MiniUmbs> Its interesting
  40. <qTpie> Godfuckingdamnit.
  41. <MiniUmbs> I'll take that as you raped the dog?
  42. <qTpie> Long story short, dog got into the age where he starts humping everything, I was should've-been-in-hospital-level drunk, "I wonder what would happen if...", and then he fuxxed me.
  43. <MiniUmbs> hot
  44. <qTpie> Would you believe me at this point if I said I have some dignity left in me?
  45. <qTpie> No, I didn't make him do anything.
  46. <MiniUmbs> Yeah
  47. <MiniUmbs> Nothing wrong with that qT
  48. <MiniUmbs> Does any real people know?
  49. <qTpie> Except for...everything...?
  50. <qTpie> Holy fuck, no.
  51. <MiniUmbs> Just checkan
  52. <MiniUmbs> Was it nice?
  53. <MiniUmbs> qT it isnt that bad
  54. <MiniUmbs> If it was
  55. <qTpie> Nothing left to lose, no?
  56. <MiniUmbs> Shoudlve been in hosapital level
  57. <MiniUmbs> What do you mean?
  58. <MiniUmbs> Also
  59. <MiniUmbs> Answer, was it nicer than the real sex
  60. <qTpie> I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it.
  61. <qTpie> Different.
  62. <MiniUmbs> :3
  63. <MiniUmbs> Do dogs has big coxxes?
  64. <qTpie> Compared to humans? Yes.
  65. <MiniUmbs> Why dont you do it again if it was nice?
  66. <qTpie> Because it is just wrong in every single way possible.
  67. <MiniUmbs> no, cause you enjoyed it?
  68. <qTpie> It was a one time mistake, that's it.
  69. <MiniUmbs> Okaaayy
  70. * qTpie has quit (Quit: ( ̄。 ̄)~zzz)
  71. * Disconnected ().<qTpie> Can we just not talk about it?
  72. <MiniUmbs> No
  73. <MiniUmbs> Please
  74. <MiniUmbs> I'll be quiet
  75. <MiniUmbs> Is this just a troll
  76. <MiniUmbs> Or did you go full EP?
  77. <MiniUmbs> qTpie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~
  78. <qTpie> Why do you even care?
  79. <MiniUmbs> Cause
  80. <MiniUmbs> Its interesting
  81. <qTpie> ...
  82. <MiniUmbs> Did you for real I cant tell >_<
  83. <qTpie> Yes, I did. No lets never talk about it again, k?
  84. <MiniUmbs> Anal or Vaginal?
  85. <qTpie> >No[w] lets never talk about it again, k?
  86. <MiniUmbs> I never said k
  87. <MiniUmbs> ;~;
  88. <qTpie> k
  89. <qTpie> :3c
  90. <MiniUmbs> I cant believe this shit
  91. <MiniUmbs> No way
  92. <MiniUmbs> Nuh uh
  93. <MiniUmbs> You're not messed up enough
  94. <qTpie> Well, then don't.
  95. <qTpie> All the better.
  96. <MiniUmbs> How many times?
  97. <qTpie> Once.
  98. <MiniUmbs> Alcohol/cocaine/ket what the fuck were you on?
  99. <qTpie> Alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol.
  100. <MiniUmbs> But you still remember it?
  101. <qTpie> There are some things that even the worst blackout can't make you forget.
  102. <MiniUmbs> It was that traumatic?
  103. <MiniUmbs> Or that nice?
  104. <qTpie> I think "WRONG" is the best word to describe it.
  105. <MiniUmbs> Did you fuck the dog or did it, rape, you?
  106. <qTpie> Seriously, why do you care so much?
  107. <MiniUmbs> Cause
  108. <MiniUmbs> <MiniUmbs> Cause
  109. <MiniUmbs> <MiniUmbs> Its interesting
  110. <qTpie> Godfuckingdamnit.
  111. <MiniUmbs> I'll take that as you raped the dog?
  112. <qTpie> Long story short, dog got into the age where he starts humping everything, I was should've-been-in-hospital-level drunk, "I wonder what would happen if...", and then he fuxxed me.
  113. <MiniUmbs> hot
  114. <qTpie> Would you believe me at this point if I said I have some dignity left in me?
  115. <qTpie> No, I didn't make him do anything.
  116. <MiniUmbs> Yeah
  117. <MiniUmbs> Nothing wrong with that qT
  118. <MiniUmbs> Does any real people know?
  119. <qTpie> Except for...everything...?
  120. <qTpie> Holy fuck, no.
  121. <MiniUmbs> Just checkan
  122. <MiniUmbs> Was it nice?
  123. <MiniUmbs> qT it isnt that bad
  124. <MiniUmbs> If it was
  125. <qTpie> Nothing left to lose, no?
  126. <MiniUmbs> Shoudlve been in hosapital level
  127. <MiniUmbs> What do you mean?
  128. <MiniUmbs> Also
  129. <MiniUmbs> Answer, was it nicer than the real sex
  130. <qTpie> I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it.
  131. <qTpie> Different.
  132. <MiniUmbs> :3
  133. <MiniUmbs> Do dogs has big coxxes?
  134. <qTpie> Compared to humans? Yes.
  135. <MiniUmbs> Why dont you do it again if it was nice?
  136. <qTpie> Because it is just wrong in every single way possible.
  137. <MiniUmbs> no, cause you enjoyed it?
  138. <qTpie> It was a one time mistake, that's it.
  139. <MiniUmbs> Okaaayy
  140. * qTpie has quit (Quit: ( ̄。 ̄)~zzz)
  141. * Disconnected ().
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