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- <qTpie> Can we just not talk about it?
- <MiniUmbs> No
- <MiniUmbs> Please
- <MiniUmbs> I'll be quiet
- <MiniUmbs> Is this just a troll
- <MiniUmbs> Or did you go full EP?
- <MiniUmbs> qTpie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~
- <qTpie> Why do you even care?
- <MiniUmbs> Cause
- <MiniUmbs> Its interesting
- <qTpie> ...
- <MiniUmbs> Did you for real I cant tell >_<
- <qTpie> Yes, I did. No lets never talk about it again, k?
- <MiniUmbs> Anal or Vaginal?
- <qTpie> >No[w] lets never talk about it again, k?
- <MiniUmbs> I never said k
- <MiniUmbs> ;~;
- <qTpie> k
- <qTpie> :3c
- <MiniUmbs> I cant believe this shit
- <MiniUmbs> No way
- <MiniUmbs> Nuh uh
- <MiniUmbs> You're not messed up enough
- <qTpie> Well, then don't.
- <qTpie> All the better.
- <MiniUmbs> How many times?
- <qTpie> Once.
- <MiniUmbs> Alcohol/cocaine/ket what the fuck were you on?
- <qTpie> Alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol.
- <MiniUmbs> But you still remember it?
- <qTpie> There are some things that even the worst blackout can't make you forget.
- <MiniUmbs> It was that traumatic?
- <MiniUmbs> Or that nice?
- <qTpie> I think "WRONG" is the best word to describe it.
- <MiniUmbs> Did you fuck the dog or did it, rape, you?
- <qTpie> Seriously, why do you care so much?
- <MiniUmbs> Cause
- <MiniUmbs> <MiniUmbs> Cause
- <MiniUmbs> <MiniUmbs> Its interesting
- <qTpie> Godfuckingdamnit.
- <MiniUmbs> I'll take that as you raped the dog?
- <qTpie> Long story short, dog got into the age where he starts humping everything, I was should've-been-in-hospital-level drunk, "I wonder what would happen if...", and then he fuxxed me.
- <MiniUmbs> hot
- <qTpie> Would you believe me at this point if I said I have some dignity left in me?
- <qTpie> No, I didn't make him do anything.
- <MiniUmbs> Yeah
- <MiniUmbs> Nothing wrong with that qT
- <MiniUmbs> Does any real people know?
- <qTpie> Except for...everything...?
- <qTpie> Holy fuck, no.
- <MiniUmbs> Just checkan
- <MiniUmbs> Was it nice?
- <MiniUmbs> qT it isnt that bad
- <MiniUmbs> If it was
- <qTpie> Nothing left to lose, no?
- <MiniUmbs> Shoudlve been in hosapital level
- <MiniUmbs> What do you mean?
- <MiniUmbs> Also
- <MiniUmbs> Answer, was it nicer than the real sex
- <qTpie> I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it.
- <qTpie> Different.
- <MiniUmbs> :3
- <MiniUmbs> Do dogs has big coxxes?
- <qTpie> Compared to humans? Yes.
- <MiniUmbs> Why dont you do it again if it was nice?
- <qTpie> Because it is just wrong in every single way possible.
- <MiniUmbs> no, cause you enjoyed it?
- <qTpie> It was a one time mistake, that's it.
- <MiniUmbs> Okaaayy
- * qTpie has quit (Quit: ( ̄。 ̄)~zzz)
- * Disconnected ().<qTpie> Can we just not talk about it?
- <MiniUmbs> No
- <MiniUmbs> Please
- <MiniUmbs> I'll be quiet
- <MiniUmbs> Is this just a troll
- <MiniUmbs> Or did you go full EP?
- <MiniUmbs> qTpie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~
- <qTpie> Why do you even care?
- <MiniUmbs> Cause
- <MiniUmbs> Its interesting
- <qTpie> ...
- <MiniUmbs> Did you for real I cant tell >_<
- <qTpie> Yes, I did. No lets never talk about it again, k?
- <MiniUmbs> Anal or Vaginal?
- <qTpie> >No[w] lets never talk about it again, k?
- <MiniUmbs> I never said k
- <MiniUmbs> ;~;
- <qTpie> k
- <qTpie> :3c
- <MiniUmbs> I cant believe this shit
- <MiniUmbs> No way
- <MiniUmbs> Nuh uh
- <MiniUmbs> You're not messed up enough
- <qTpie> Well, then don't.
- <qTpie> All the better.
- <MiniUmbs> How many times?
- <qTpie> Once.
- <MiniUmbs> Alcohol/cocaine/ket what the fuck were you on?
- <qTpie> Alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol.
- <MiniUmbs> But you still remember it?
- <qTpie> There are some things that even the worst blackout can't make you forget.
- <MiniUmbs> It was that traumatic?
- <MiniUmbs> Or that nice?
- <qTpie> I think "WRONG" is the best word to describe it.
- <MiniUmbs> Did you fuck the dog or did it, rape, you?
- <qTpie> Seriously, why do you care so much?
- <MiniUmbs> Cause
- <MiniUmbs> <MiniUmbs> Cause
- <MiniUmbs> <MiniUmbs> Its interesting
- <qTpie> Godfuckingdamnit.
- <MiniUmbs> I'll take that as you raped the dog?
- <qTpie> Long story short, dog got into the age where he starts humping everything, I was should've-been-in-hospital-level drunk, "I wonder what would happen if...", and then he fuxxed me.
- <MiniUmbs> hot
- <qTpie> Would you believe me at this point if I said I have some dignity left in me?
- <qTpie> No, I didn't make him do anything.
- <MiniUmbs> Yeah
- <MiniUmbs> Nothing wrong with that qT
- <MiniUmbs> Does any real people know?
- <qTpie> Except for...everything...?
- <qTpie> Holy fuck, no.
- <MiniUmbs> Just checkan
- <MiniUmbs> Was it nice?
- <MiniUmbs> qT it isnt that bad
- <MiniUmbs> If it was
- <qTpie> Nothing left to lose, no?
- <MiniUmbs> Shoudlve been in hosapital level
- <MiniUmbs> What do you mean?
- <MiniUmbs> Also
- <MiniUmbs> Answer, was it nicer than the real sex
- <qTpie> I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it.
- <qTpie> Different.
- <MiniUmbs> :3
- <MiniUmbs> Do dogs has big coxxes?
- <qTpie> Compared to humans? Yes.
- <MiniUmbs> Why dont you do it again if it was nice?
- <qTpie> Because it is just wrong in every single way possible.
- <MiniUmbs> no, cause you enjoyed it?
- <qTpie> It was a one time mistake, that's it.
- <MiniUmbs> Okaaayy
- * qTpie has quit (Quit: ( ̄。 ̄)~zzz)
- * Disconnected ().
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