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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- www.OpenSubtitles.org
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- ♪ Roll, river
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- 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,200
- ♪ Keep on rolling
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- ♪ Ancient lady cold
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- 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:49,439
- ♪ I'm forsaken
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- 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,439
- ♪ Lost and forgotten
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- 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:59,080
- ♪ Roll, river, roll
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- 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,920
- ♪ Roll, river
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- 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:11,920
- ♪ Roll, river, roll
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- 00:01:16,439 --> 00:01:18,200
- ♪ Let it take me
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- ♪ Free and unchain me
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- ♪ Ancient lady cold
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- 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:34,520
- ♪ Keep on rolling
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- 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,479
- ♪ Roll on for ever
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- 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:44,239
- ♪ Hope we shall meet at home
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- 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,239
- ♪ Roll, river
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- 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:56,879
- ♪ Roll, river, roll
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- 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,280
- ♪ You hold my body
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- 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:07,040
- ♪ Lost and forsaken
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- 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:13,200
- ♪ In your deep waters cold
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- 00:02:17,439 --> 00:02:19,680
- ♪ Oh, sacred river
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- 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,920
- ♪ Take me to my sweetheart
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- 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:32,080
- ♪ My lonely bones
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- 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,000
- ♪ Will she remember?
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- 00:02:37,439 --> 00:02:39,280
- ♪ Oh, river, take me
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- 00:02:41,879 --> 00:02:45,680
- ♪ On my journey home
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- 00:02:50,479 --> 00:02:52,358
- ♪ Deep, dark waters
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- 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,400
- ♪ Fill your secrets
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- 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:01,838
- ♪ River angel, rise
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- 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:08,680
- ♪ Roll, river
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- 00:03:10,879 --> 00:03:14,439
- ♪ Roll, river, roll
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- 00:03:19,119 --> 00:03:20,760
- ♪ Roll, river
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- 00:03:23,239 --> 00:03:27,280
- ♪ Roll over my home
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- 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:46,477
- ♪ I feel it in my fingers
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- 00:03:46,479 --> 00:03:48,798
- ♪ I feel it in my toes
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- 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,239
- ♪ Cassie
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- 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,678
- ♪ Love is all around me, Cassie...
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- Shut up and stand still!
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- 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,760
- ♪ And so the feeling grows, Cassie
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- 00:03:58,879 --> 00:04:02,518
- ♪ You know I love you, I always will
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- 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:06,560
- ♪ My mind's made up
- by the way that I feel
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- 00:04:07,119 --> 00:04:09,318
- ♪ There'll be no beginning
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- 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,718
- ♪ There'll be no end
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- 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:17,117
- ♪ Cos on my love, Cassie,
- you can depend
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- 00:04:17,119 --> 00:04:20,437
- ♪ I see your face before me, Cassie
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- 00:04:20,439 --> 00:04:23,920
- ♪ When I am on my bed, Cassie
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- 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,918
- ♪ I kinda get to thinking, Cassandra
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- 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,400
- ♪ Of all the things you said
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- Fucking dead, innit? What?
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- 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:33,598
- ♪ What becomes of the broken-hearted?
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- 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:38,038
- ♪ Paid a penny and I only farted
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- 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,278
- ♪ I've got to find
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- 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:44,678
- ♪ Some kind of peace of mind, baby
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- Oi! Your pole's going in!
- Your pole's in! Your pole...
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- 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:49,918
- Your pole's in.
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- It's gone in t'water! Your pole!
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- What is that?
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- 00:06:54,439 --> 00:06:55,638
- Huh?
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- 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:59,477
- You're having a dump
- and expecting me to watch your tackle!
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- 00:06:59,479 --> 00:07:02,117
- A fish took it in t'water.
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- 00:07:02,119 --> 00:07:05,998
- What do you mean,
- a fish took it in t'water?
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- What the... You little fucker!
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- 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,320
- Maurice!
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- - Trev, my pole's off for a swim.
- - Waste of time.
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- Come on.
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- Oi!
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- Where's it taken it?
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- I'll tell you what, that's the one!
- That's the one!
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- Oi!
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- Come back, you little...
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- Oi! Oi!
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- Oi! I'll get you!
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- I know who you are!
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- Oh, bollocks!
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- - Must have been bloody massive.
- - What do you reckon, 20?
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- That was the big bugger, Trevor.
- That was the one. Definite.
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- A toddler could have pulled that in.
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- I saw it.
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- Had a back like a pig.
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- I leave you alone for five minutes
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- and you can't be arsed
- to look after me tackle!
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- No chance of catching her anyway.
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- No chance, eh?
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- Wish me luck, Cassie.
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- 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:38,239
- ♪ I feel it in my fingers
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- 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:42,119
- ♪ I feel it in my toes
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- 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,800
- And the next number, number 22.
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- 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:57,520
- In the French language,
- what is "fromidge"?
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- Is it milk, butter or cheese?
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- - All right, mate.
- - All right, fella.
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- 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:08,638
- In the French language,
- what is "fromidge"?
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- 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:10,798
- - Is it milk, butter or cheese?
- - He caught one.
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- 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,680
- Back were like a pig.
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- Number 23.
- Who wrote Lady Chatterley's Lover?
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- That's the mucky one. So I've been told.
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- Upstairs, downstairs,
- in the chicken shed. It got banned.
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- 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:28,678
- - She wanted prawn.
- - It's all they had.
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- When did you get reinstated?
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- 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:35,680
- And that question again,
- who wrote Lady Chatterley's Lover?
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- 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:41,237
- And your last number, number 24.
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- David!
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- Please!
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- Please let me help you.
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- 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,560
- I love you, David.
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- 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,160
- Put summat decent on, quick.
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- 00:10:30,479 --> 00:10:32,600
- - ♪ Blue moon...
- - What's this?
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- 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,640
- - Again?
- - I fell asleep.
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- 00:10:37,239 --> 00:10:39,358
- How many times have you seen this?
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- 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:42,479
- I only watch it
- when there's a full moon.
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- I'm gonna be sick!
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- Bye!
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- 00:11:35,879 --> 00:11:37,640
- Come on.
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- 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:29,198
- You wanna know why
- I can't stand still when I'm singing.
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- 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:33,158
- Some people clap their hands.
- Some people stomp their feet.
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- 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,638
- I just do it altogether, I guess.
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- 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:38,838
- That's the postman. He says
- he's Elvis Presley, but he isn't.
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- 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,920
- That's a pigeon on the Co-op roof.
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- 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,840
- That's some girls in the park.
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- Bugger off!
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- 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,358
- It's gonna be
- the biggest fish ever, Mam.
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- 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:09,119
- I'm telling him he'd better
- look after you. All right?
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- 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,798
- My mam says
- you've got to marry me, Trev.
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- 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:13,800
- Pogo!
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- Saturday morning, South Pacific.
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- 00:13:59,119 --> 00:14:01,398
- No, it's not really.
- It's South Yorkshire.
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- 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:04,437
- Hiya! Will you say something?
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- 00:14:04,439 --> 00:14:06,119
- I'll miss my bus, love.
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- 00:14:08,239 --> 00:14:10,119
- My grandma used to live down there.
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- 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,840
- Oh, and there's a dog. Morning!
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- 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,160
- Don't know what to say now.
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- There's Shane!
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- So it's good barbecue weather.
- We do have a little rain today...
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- Oi!
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- 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,998
- Thank you!
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- 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,360
- See ya!
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- 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,320
- - Cassie!
- - Wait a minute!
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- 00:15:22,119 --> 00:15:23,518
- I'm busting!
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- 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,920
- - Cassie!
- - Wait, I said!
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- 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:35,718
- Irene's getting you a suitcase
- of her mother's to put your stuff in,
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- 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,998
- instead of it
- being all over the bloody shop.
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- Right. And where's that going?
- In t'shed?
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- 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,879
- - She won't shift!
- - Oi!
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- 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:50,320
- - Hey! Where you going?
- - I need a piss!
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- 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,280
- Cassie?
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- 00:15:54,879 --> 00:15:56,678
- Cassie, what you doing?
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- 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:00,879
- Cassie, what you doing?
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- 00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,280
- Cassie!
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- 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:24,558
- And this track has been
- number one for how many weeks? Six!
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- 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,558
- Well, let's see where it is tomorrow.
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- 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:30,038
- We were all singing along here
- in the studio. Some better than others.
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- 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,560
- You were quick.
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- 00:17:01,879 --> 00:17:04,398
- I've told you,
- you don't buy owt from round there.
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- 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,477
- - It's half a mile to the top shops.
- - I don't care.
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- 00:17:07,479 --> 00:17:09,718
- I'll take 'em back,
- then, shall I?
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- 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,800
- I'll have me change.
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- 00:17:13,239 --> 00:17:14,439
- I'll have me fag.
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- 00:17:20,879 --> 00:17:22,879
- It's about time you wrote a letter back.
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- 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,798
- Yeah... I'm gonna.
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- 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,320
- He's still your brother.
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- 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,360
- Hey.
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- - You have to try and get on.
- - Eh?
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- With Irene and her two.
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- Suitcase? Bit of a hint, innit?
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- 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:04,477
- Oh, it's about t'best use of the space
- that we've got between us, that's all.
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- 00:18:04,479 --> 00:18:05,560
- Right.
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- 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:11,000
- Get some bloody clothes on, will you?
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- 00:18:16,879 --> 00:18:18,798
- - Not caught it yet?
- - Eh?
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- 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,117
- Moby Dick.
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- 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,758
- Password?
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- 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,437
- Which one?
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- 00:18:44,439 --> 00:18:47,280
- - Summat to do with fish.
- - Chips.
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- 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,280
- - Is your Trevor up yet?
- - No.
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- 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,160
- Oh.
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- You off with us tonight?
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- 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,437
- - Where?
- - Down t'ponds.
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- 00:18:58,439 --> 00:19:00,280
- - You coming?
- - Course.
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- 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:05,160
- - Er, is that for Trev?
- - Uh-oh! Yeah.
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- Love letter, is it?
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- 00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:09,239
- Is it?
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- I'm off out to play, Mam.
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- Excuse me.
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- 00:19:17,879 --> 00:19:19,080
- Erm...
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- 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,439
- Erm...
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- 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,520
- Oh. Thanks, love.
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- 00:19:48,239 --> 00:19:51,160
- - Is your Malcolm in?
- - No, he's gone on an errand for me.
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- 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,879
- Ready, ready? Watch this shot.
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- 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,479
- That's rubbish.
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- Hey, hey!
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- Whoo! Whoo!
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- 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,439
- Hold on! Hold on!
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- 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,840
- Strike!
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- 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,598
- - Is that a blank tape?
- - No.
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- 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,398
- - Do you want it?
- - Yes.
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- 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,640
- I haven't got one.
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- 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,200
- - I gave you one.
- - But I've used it.
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- 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:58,358
- Well, this is for you anyway.
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- 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,237
- I'm doing you a tape.
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- 00:22:00,239 --> 00:22:02,680
- - Why? Am I going in hospital again?
- - No.
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- 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,558
- I just thought I'd do you one.
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- 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:08,558
- I said I would. Summer special.
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- 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,760
- Summer special? Yeah.
- So I can remember?
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- - Yeah.
- - Instead of all that stuff I don't want
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- 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,918
- what gets stuck and I can't get it out.
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- 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,239
- - Eh?
- - Yasser Arafat and that.
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- 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,280
- I'm gone in the head, me,
- aren't I, Trev?
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- Yeah.
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- 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,318
- Your mam says you can come with me.
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- 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,998
- She's getting me some cheese triangles.
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- Look after you, she says.
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- 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,320
- For better, for worse.
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- 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,119
- We need to go and get some bait.
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- 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,838
- - This is the best summer of my life.
- - Come on.
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- 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:04,358
- ♪ If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe,
- I'd been married a long time ago
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- 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:05,998
- ♪ Where did you come from?
- Where did you go?
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- 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,758
- ♪ Where did you come from,
- Cotton-Eye Joe?
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- 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,318
- ♪ If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe,
- I'd been married a long time ago
- 217
- 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,398
- ♪ Where did you come from?
- Where did you go?
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- 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,678
- ♪ Where did you come from,
- Cotton-Eye Joe?
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- 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:26,237
- ♪ If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe,
- I'd been married a long time ago
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- 00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:27,998
- ♪ Where did you come from?
- Where did you go?
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- 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,838
- ♪ Where did you come from,
- Cotton-Eye Joe?
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- 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:33,318
- ♪ If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe,
- I'd been married a long time ago
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- 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,158
- ♪ Where did you come from?
- Where did you go?
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- 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,518
- ♪ Where did you come from,
- Cotton-Eye Joe?
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- 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:40,318
- Hey! Over here!
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- 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,838
- Hey!
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- 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:45,798
- If we don't get rescued soon, I'll have
- to cut you open and drink your blood.
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- 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,798
- Just before you do, I managed
- to catch this shark for us to eat.
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- 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,038
- Yeah, but it pulls you in
- and starts to mangle you up.
- 230
- 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,838
- Yeah, but I managed
- to stab it with my knife.
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- 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,398
- Only it's not there
- cos you've left it on the raft,
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- 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,117
- so I pick it up and dive in to save you!
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- 00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:08,877
- I'm the shark, right,
- and I start to chew on your leg.
- 234
- 00:24:08,879 --> 00:24:10,877
- Oh, get off!
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- 00:24:10,879 --> 00:24:15,040
- Get off you, dirty sod! You've slavered
- all over me leg. Get off!
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- 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:17,840
- Soz!
- 237
- 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,119
- - Soz, Dave.
- - Get lost!
- 238
- 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,080
- Sorry.
- 239
- 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:43,879
- It's all right.
- 240
- 00:24:53,439 --> 00:24:55,600
- Come on!
- 241
- 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,078
- You're not even doing it properly.
- Do it again.
- 242
- 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,598
- - Tosser.
- - What?
- 243
- 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,877
- Leave it. He's an Edlington.
- 244
- 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,158
- Can I get these
- and a pint of red, please?
- 245
- 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,680
- Yeah, of course you can, mate.
- 246
- 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:33,840
- - Thanks.
- - There you go.
- 247
- 00:25:39,479 --> 00:25:41,877
- My mam says thanks
- for the calamine lotion.
- 248
- 00:25:41,879 --> 00:25:44,760
- - We used it all. I got you a new one.
- - Thanks, love.
- 249
- 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:48,520
- Is Cassie in?
- 250
- 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,479
- Er, not for you, love.
- 251
- 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,638
- Tough on crime.
- 252
- 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,398
- Tough on the causes of crime.
- 253
- 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,117
- Tough on crime.
- Tough on the causes of crime.
- 254
- 00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:32,798
- Tough on crime.
- 255
- 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,437
- Tough on the causes of crime.
- 256
- 00:26:34,439 --> 00:26:35,798
- Turn this over. It's crap.
- 257
- 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:39,838
- - That was a partly political broadcast.
- - Now...
- 258
- 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,760
- Could do with a video camera.
- 259
- 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,080
- When I catch that fish,
- you can be on the news.
- 260
- 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,718
- I thought it was a yellow submarine
- when I first saw it.
- 261
- 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:56,558
- Then she swirled around
- and dived back down to the depths.
- 262
- 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,840
- Just a ripple.
- 263
- 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,998
- He's gonna shoot. He shoots! He scores.
- 264
- 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,600
- Yes! Get in!
- 265
- 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:14,158
- I'm off to call her Nessie. What if she
- pulls me in and drags me round t'pond?
- 266
- 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,400
- You'll have to give me
- the kiss of life, Trev.
- 267
- 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:18,920
- Malcolm!
- 268
- 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,360
- - What you got?
- - Maggots.
- 269
- 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,119
- I'll get a mixing bowl.
- Take these in for us, Malc.
- 270
- 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,000
- - Cassie. Just give us...
- - I don't talk to poofs.
- 271
- 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,479
- They're still wriggling.
- 272
- 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,237
- What's she say that for?
- 273
- 00:27:50,239 --> 00:27:52,758
- - What did you want her for?
- - Private.
- 274
- 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,640
- - I thought she'd finished with you.
- - Get lost!
- 275
- 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,800
- I did get lost once. In the Arndale.
- 276
- 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,800
- My mam was looking for me everywhere.
- We passed each other on the escalator.
- 277
- 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,838
- Why do we have to wait till tonight
- to catch this fish with your Trev?
- 278
- 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,160
- I've told you. It's too hot.
- They don't feed much during the t'day.
- 279
- 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:30,520
- That's a leg.
- 280
- 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:37,437
- You should have stuck her down on a bit
- of card. Corn flakes box or summat.
- 281
- 00:28:37,439 --> 00:28:41,879
- Yeah, but I like fitting all the bits
- together. Save the best bits till last.
- 282
- 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,798
- - You off fishing?
- - Come with us if you want.
- 283
- 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:53,117
- I'm off up the arcade. Golden Nugget.
- 284
- 00:28:53,119 --> 00:28:56,280
- There's a couple of new games.
- They're dead good. I went last night.
- 285
- 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,237
- - Has stopped stinging, then?
- - Yeah.
- 286
- 00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:00,638
- What did you do?
- 287
- 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,198
- Maurice Edlington
- threw us in some nettles.
- 288
- 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,840
- I only had me shorts on cos it were hot.
- 289
- 00:29:45,239 --> 00:29:49,119
- How could you put a fish on a tape?
- You couldn't, could you?
- 290
- 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,518
- Unless it was a dolphin.
- 291
- 00:29:55,479 --> 00:29:57,038
- - Hey, Pogo.
- - What?
- 292
- 00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,278
- I'm fishing.
- 293
- 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,518
- Whoa!
- 294
- 00:30:02,479 --> 00:30:03,758
- Whoa!
- 295
- 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,560
- That's a bloody peacock, innit?
- 296
- 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,680
- - Who's this?
- - Trev's band.
- 297
- 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,400
- Him and Vic and Maurice Edlington.
- Innit, Trev?
- 298
- 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,398
- Your band. They were ace.
- 299
- 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,598
- They used to practise in t'shed
- and leave door open, so we could hear,
- 300
- 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,598
- and we'd all be doing
- head banging in the back, like...
- 301
- 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,320
- Hi, Cassie.
- 302
- 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,918
- - I'm thinking of having me hair cut.
- - I'll do it for you.
- 303
- 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,558
- I might go into town.
- Number one round here.
- 304
- 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,439
- - Have it red on top.
- - It'll look nice.
- 305
- 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,117
- My mam says
- it'll look like a carbuncle.
- 306
- 00:31:20,119 --> 00:31:22,117
- - A what?
- - A boil.
- 307
- 00:31:22,119 --> 00:31:23,237
- What did you say?
- 308
- 00:31:23,239 --> 00:31:25,998
- I told her she looks like
- a walnut in a wig.
- 309
- 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,680
- - Give us a fag.
- - Sod off!
- 310
- 00:31:29,119 --> 00:31:30,720
- - Is your Mam old?
- - No.
- 311
- 00:31:31,479 --> 00:31:32,840
- Just looks it.
- 312
- 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,518
- We used to have
- a majorette's uniform at our house.
- 313
- 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,918
- My mam said it's what I used to wear,
- but it isn't.
- 314
- 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,918
- You know you said
- one of them songs you did
- 315
- 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,877
- was about a bird
- you once went out with?
- 316
- 00:31:56,879 --> 00:31:58,198
- Yeah.
- 317
- 00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,838
- - And she chucked you, right?
- - Right.
- 318
- 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,237
- So, how long did it take you
- to get over it?
- 319
- 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,479
- A broken heart never mends, Malc.
- 320
- 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,800
- Oh, shit.
- 321
- 00:32:13,439 --> 00:32:16,158
- Can't you stop your Cassie
- going out with Maurice Edlington?
- 322
- 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,158
- - For you?
- - For hersen.
- 323
- 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:21,477
- He's turning her against everybody
- and that. Don't you reckon?
- 324
- 00:32:21,479 --> 00:32:25,080
- It's not for me to tell her, is it?
- She's not my proper sister.
- 325
- 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,598
- - Do you hate him?
- - Course I don't.
- 326
- 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,560
- His brother were your best mate,
- wasn't he?
- 327
- 00:32:31,479 --> 00:32:35,918
- They used to be a couple of good kids,
- Vic and Maurice, before everything.
- 328
- 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,080
- Yeah.
- 329
- 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,038
- You can't make somebody like you, Malc.
- 330
- 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,237
- No, I know that.
- I can't stop thinking about her, though.
- 331
- 00:33:12,239 --> 00:33:14,237
- Well, there's nowt you can do about it.
- 332
- 00:33:14,239 --> 00:33:17,758
- I sometimes try to astral-project
- myself into her bedroom.
- 333
- 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,398
- - Eh?
- - I don't mean to do owt.
- 334
- 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,520
- I mean, just to put my thoughts
- into her head.
- 335
- 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,038
- It's sending me mad.
- 336
- 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,598
- When I play them arcade games,
- I sometimes wish I could get inside
- 337
- 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,680
- and never come out again,
- like in that film.
- 338
- 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,640
- You won't say owt to her, will you?
- 339
- 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,117
- I mean, you can tell her
- what an ace kid I am and that.
- 340
- 00:33:40,119 --> 00:33:42,437
- - No. I won't say owt.
- - Pogo?
- 341
- 00:33:42,439 --> 00:33:45,760
- If I was a majorette,
- why haven't I got a bugle?
- 342
- 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,119
- I think I'll get off.
- 343
- 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,080
- OK. See you.
- 344
- 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,477
- I've got a sailor's cap, but that
- doesn't mean I was in the navy.
- 345
- 00:34:02,479 --> 00:34:03,680
- And a Davy Crockett hat.
- 346
- 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,117
- - Do me a summer special now.
- - If you like.
- 347
- 00:34:09,119 --> 00:34:12,117
- Can I have a love song, so I can
- remember Malcolm in love in my summer?
- 348
- 00:34:12,119 --> 00:34:14,720
- Yeah, I'll give it a go.
- 349
- 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,479
- I'm off for my dinner now, Trev. Bye.
- 350
- 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,720
- Bye.
- 351
- 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:07,400
- ♪ Now my friends,
- it's time for me to go
- 352
- 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:17,119
- ♪ And where I'm headed,
- only the good Lord knows
- 353
- 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,879
- ♪ Sometimes I wonder
- 354
- 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,280
- ♪ If I close this door
- 355
- 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:34,198
- - ♪ Will I feel I've belonged here
- - Hello. Good boy.
- 356
- 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,280
- - ♪ Before?
- - Walkies.
- 357
- 00:35:39,879 --> 00:35:44,439
- ♪ Will I feel
- I've belonged here before?
- 358
- 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:53,920
- ♪ Lady of the lake, she fishes all alone
- 359
- 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,038
- ♪ All the days that we can make
- 360
- 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,040
- ♪ By calling here a home
- 361
- 00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,600
- ♪ Sometimes I wonder
- 362
- 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,119
- ♪ If I close this door...
- 363
- 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,318
- Pogo is a nutcase!
- She's a fruit and nut case!
- 364
- 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,078
- - Bugger off!
- - Oi! Don't you swear at her, you loony.
- 365
- 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,798
- Pogo is a nutcase!
- She's a fruit and nut case!
- 366
- 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,477
- Pogo is a nutcase!
- She's a fruit and nut case!
- 367
- 00:36:30,479 --> 00:36:33,237
- You're bloody mental, you lot.
- You wet the bed.
- 368
- 00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:36,477
- - Are you a girl or a boy?
- - It's a monkey nut!
- 369
- 00:36:36,479 --> 00:36:39,798
- I'm not a monkey nut,
- you bloody buggering arsehole!
- 370
- 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:46,998
- Oi!
- 371
- 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,840
- ♪ It's time for me to see
- where my will and wheels may take me
- 372
- 00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:59,360
- ♪ Round the curve, will I hold my nerve?
- Cos there's no braking
- 373
- 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,760
- ♪ Sometimes I wonder
- 374
- 00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,760
- ♪ What if I close this door?
- 375
- 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:17,840
- ♪ Will I feel I belonged here before?
- 376
- 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:27,119
- ♪ Will I feel I've belonged here before?
- 377
- 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,477
- We see this fish.
- I swear to God, it was like a pig.
- 378
- 00:37:31,479 --> 00:37:35,278
- It had everything except an 'airy back.
- It was the one, wasn't it?
- 379
- 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,838
- Something like that.
- 380
- 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,558
- The tail... What, that?
- 381
- 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,000
- That long. Summat like that.
- 382
- 00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:53,119
- ♪ Sometimes I wonder
- 383
- 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,439
- ♪ What if I close this door?
- 384
- 00:37:59,479 --> 00:38:04,558
- ♪ Will I feel I've belonged here at all?
- 385
- 00:38:20,119 --> 00:38:21,800
- I'll finish the song later.
- 386
- 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,119
- I need to tell you summat.
- 387
- 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,040
- You see...
- 388
- 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,680
- ..there's not really much room at home.
- 389
- 00:38:33,439 --> 00:38:35,398
- I'm getting under people's feet a bit.
- 390
- 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,439
- And...
- 391
- 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:41,920
- Well, there i'n't no places,
- flats and that, round here, so...
- 392
- 00:38:44,439 --> 00:38:45,760
- ..I'm moving out.
- 393
- 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,760
- Only to town.
- 394
- 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,918
- My Auntie Betty in Hexthorpe
- works in Pennywise
- 395
- 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:56,718
- and she says
- there might be a job coming up.
- 396
- 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:58,920
- You know, just in the warehouse,
- moving boxes.
- 397
- 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:05,400
- I think I'm sorted
- for somewhere to stay for now.
- 398
- 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:10,280
- I've a mate, got a flat near
- the hospital. Says I can stop with him.
- 399
- 00:39:11,439 --> 00:39:12,479
- It's all right.
- 400
- 00:39:13,879 --> 00:39:15,920
- It'll do till I find somewhere.
- 401
- 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,518
- Course, I won't be able
- to take my tackle with me,
- 402
- 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,160
- so I'll leave you in charge.
- 403
- 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:28,439
- I'll tell my dad to let you come
- in the shed if you want.
- 404
- 00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:32,560
- I'll miss you.
- 405
- 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,160
- I can't stay here, though, can I?
- 406
- 00:39:38,439 --> 00:39:40,560
- I can't take you with me.
- 407
- 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,280
- You look after things here.
- 408
- 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,998
- Oh, daft ha'p'orth.
- 409
- 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,998
- I'll come back and see you.
- 410
- 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,800
- I'll do some tapes.
- 411
- 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,640
- Look after your mum and Trevor's shed.
- 412
- 00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,158
- Look after all the gear
- 413
- 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,479
- for when we go
- on some more fishing expeditions.
- 414
- 00:40:04,479 --> 00:40:07,479
- Think about those weekends
- down at Decoy Ponds, eh?
- 415
- 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:11,720
- Love you.
- 416
- 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,398
- I'm helping Trevor
- mix our secret bait now.
- 417
- 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,040
- All right, love.
- 418
- 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,040
- I wish I could sod off.
- 419
- 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,640
- - Where?
- - Anywhere.
- 420
- 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:10,320
- I would, but with me dad gone,
- and me brother...
- 421
- 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:12,840
- ..I'm stuck.
- 422
- 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,239
- What about me?
- 423
- 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,477
- D'you hear about them two kids
- in Rossington?
- 424
- 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:23,518
- Parents didn't want 'em
- going out together
- 425
- 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:27,920
- and her dad got a job somewhere else,
- so they were gonna be moving away.
- 426
- 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,320
- - Do you know what they did?
- - What?
- 427
- 00:41:31,879 --> 00:41:37,400
- They stood between the rails, hand
- in hand, in front of the London train.
- 428
- 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,040
- I could do that.
- 429
- 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,558
- Maurice, don't say that!
- 430
- 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:47,360
- Oh, I could.
- Maybe I could do it for you.
- 431
- 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:49,920
- Really?
- 432
- 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,400
- No.
- 433
- 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,437
- - You don't spell it like that, do you?
- - What?
- 434
- 00:41:58,439 --> 00:42:00,080
- - Cassie.
- - Yeah.
- 435
- 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,477
- - I've spelt it with a K.
- - Where?
- 436
- 00:42:04,479 --> 00:42:06,998
- - I've tattooed it on my leg!
- - You lie.
- 437
- 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,998
- - No, no, no. I have.
- - You daft git! Let's have a look!
- 438
- 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,198
- Help! Somebody help me!
- 439
- 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,798
- Get off!
- 440
- 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,638
- Missus! Help! Get off!
- 441
- 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,117
- That time we saw that couple
- 442
- 00:42:24,119 --> 00:42:27,398
- and we thought she had a bandage round
- her knee, but it were her knickers.
- 443
- 00:42:29,119 --> 00:42:32,439
- It's me! Malcolm Panks!
- I'm not anybody!
- 444
- 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,760
- You've got me mixed up
- with somebody else! Honest!
- 445
- 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,477
- Look, I can't keep still any longer.
- 446
- 00:42:38,479 --> 00:42:40,437
- My nettle rash is itching.
- 447
- 00:42:40,439 --> 00:42:42,080
- Just let me scratch, right?
- 448
- 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,798
- Don't drop the boulder on me head.
- 449
- 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,918
- I'm getting neck ache, for fuck's sake!
- 450
- 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,117
- If it's about Cassie Buckfield,
- 451
- 00:42:50,119 --> 00:42:53,237
- I used to go out with her,
- but I finished with her.
- 452
- 00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:54,998
- Is it because of that?
- 453
- 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,838
- I'm suffocating!
- 454
- 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,598
- Eh, Panksy, what's up?
- 455
- 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,918
- What are you talking to yourself for?
- 456
- 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,360
- Who you talking to?
- 457
- 00:43:07,439 --> 00:43:08,838
- Have they gone?
- 458
- 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,358
- - Who?
- - Them kids.
- 459
- 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:14,477
- - What did they do?
- - Nearly killed me.
- 460
- 00:43:14,479 --> 00:43:16,119
- Crazy! They're nutters!
- 461
- 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:20,078
- - Did you see 'em?
- - One of 'em had Doc Martens, I think.
- 462
- 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,638
- What did they say?
- 463
- 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:22,998
- One of 'em just said,
- 464
- 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,678
- "We've got a boulder here and we're
- gonna cave your head in if you move."
- 465
- 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,078
- What are you gonna do?
- 466
- 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:31,278
- I'm off home. I keep getting
- smacked in every time I come out!
- 467
- 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,000
- ♪ Mix it up and make it nice
- 468
- 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,798
- ♪ Goes the weasel
- 469
- 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,718
- ♪ Mix me a match, catch me a catch
- 470
- 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:11,040
- ♪ Walk three times backwards round it
- 471
- 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,479
- And you will see the fish
- you're going to marry.
- 472
- 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,758
- Who'd marry you, monkey nut?
- 473
- 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,520
- Will you get Trevor, please?
- 474
- 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:15,038
- ♪ I love thee, Lord Jesus
- 475
- 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:19,237
- ♪ I ask thee to stay
- 476
- 00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:23,358
- ♪ Close by me for ever
- 477
- 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,840
- ♪ And love me I pray
- 478
- 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:31,479
- ♪ Oh, Jesus is a f...
- 479
- 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,798
- ♪ Jesus is a f...
- 480
- 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:41,680
- Wash your mouth out with soap and water!
- 481
- 00:45:43,119 --> 00:45:45,520
- ♪ Jesus is a...
- 482
- 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,640
- Hey, it's all right, it's all right.
- I'm here.
- 483
- 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,080
- I'm here.
- 484
- 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:21,520
- You're not supposed to eat it.
- 485
- 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,080
- It's bait for the carp.
- 486
- 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,720
- That's a good mix.
- 487
- 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,237
- I think you mixed that well.
- 488
- 00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,838
- Not too soft or it'll come off the hook
- when you cast out.
- 489
- 00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,920
- Not too hard or the hook
- won't connect when you strike.
- 490
- 00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:15,720
- This is just right. We'll put
- all this in the bait boxes, eh?
- 491
- 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:17,760
- Eh?
- 492
- 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,040
- You fill this one.
- 493
- 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,080
- I got this recipe out of Angler's Mail.
- 494
- 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,518
- They did a thing
- about special bait for carp.
- 495
- 00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:44,040
- High protein.
- 496
- 00:47:45,879 --> 00:47:49,678
- You can feed 'em on owt, though,
- if they're used to finding it.
- 497
- 00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,160
- Banana, even.
- 498
- 00:47:59,119 --> 00:48:00,280
- It's all right.
- 499
- 00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:03,000
- I'm here.
- 500
- 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,520
- Hiya, Trev. We've come
- to help you get t'tackle ready.
- 501
- 00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:14,558
- Hiya, Pogo. Is me mam doing us
- some sandwiches and a flask?
- 502
- 00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,798
- - She might do you.
- - I'm borrowing a proper rod.
- 503
- 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,400
- - Me mam's getting it this afternoon.
- - Well, what sort?
- 504
- 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,358
- - A fishing rod.
- - Yeah, I know, but what type?
- 505
- 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:27,117
- Is it a float rod, carp rod,
- pike rod, ledger rod?
- 506
- 00:48:27,119 --> 00:48:29,080
- Me uncle got it at Bridlington.
- 507
- 00:48:29,879 --> 00:48:32,158
- - A sea-fishing rod?
- - Yeah.
- 508
- 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,200
- You can't... Oh, it'll do.
- 509
- 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:38,038
- - How long are we staying out for?
- - Will we need to take sleeping bags?
- 510
- 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,877
- It gets cold at night.
- 511
- 00:48:39,879 --> 00:48:42,038
- I'm taking a pair
- of my mam's old tights.
- 512
- 00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:43,237
- You poof.
- 513
- 00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:45,479
- They keep your legs warm,
- don't they, Trev?
- 514
- 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,918
- You wear women's tights?
- 515
- 00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,520
- Sometimes.
- 516
- 00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:52,119
- What's it like?
- 517
- 00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:56,198
- Look, you two can be putting
- the rods and the bank sticks in my bag.
- 518
- 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,600
- It's all out there.
- 519
- 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,040
- You all right now?
- 520
- 00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:06,760
- I think I need to use the toilet.
- 521
- 00:49:07,479 --> 00:49:09,640
- Come on. I'll take you home.
- 522
- 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:27,320
- I bet it's dead spooky
- down there at night, don't you?
- 523
- 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:31,198
- Yeah. We might see a ghost.
- 524
- 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,398
- Whooo!
- 525
- 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,158
- Very funny.
- 526
- 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,877
- - Hey, you're fishing, right?
- - Right.
- 527
- 00:49:36,879 --> 00:49:38,437
- There's this ghost behind you
- 528
- 00:49:38,439 --> 00:49:41,278
- with his head tucked under his arm.
- 529
- 00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,398
- - And you swing back to cast out.
- - Yeah.
- 530
- 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,119
- And you hook his head.
- 531
- 00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,998
- Then it goes... ptoooooh
- 532
- 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,918
- - into the middle of the pond.
- - Then it goes...
- 533
- 00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,840
- - That would be funny.
- - Wouldn't it?
- 534
- 00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,877
- There's a notepad in t'cupboard.
- 535
- 00:50:40,879 --> 00:50:41,998
- I'm not writing.
- 536
- 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,239
- You are.
- 537
- 00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:45,200
- There's nowt to put.
- 538
- 00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:49,280
- Mam's on a date? Ooh!
- 539
- 00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:50,760
- Hey.
- 540
- 00:51:01,119 --> 00:51:03,160
- She's having a bit of a lie-down.
- 541
- 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,680
- She'll be right as rain
- in an hour or so.
- 542
- 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,760
- I'll look after her.
- 543
- 00:51:11,479 --> 00:51:12,800
- Oh, I know you will.
- 544
- 00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,560
- Anyway, you've got to take her.
- 545
- 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,640
- I'm off out.
- 546
- 00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,798
- - Oh?
- - Hmm.
- 547
- 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:26,479
- Next door's asked me to go with 'em
- up t'club for a couple of hours.
- 548
- 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,000
- - What do you think?
- - You should.
- 549
- 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,638
- It's a change of scenery, innit?
- 550
- 00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,760
- Not the bingo. I can't stand that.
- 551
- 00:51:38,879 --> 00:51:40,360
- You don't think I'm being...?
- 552
- 00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:42,600
- Go.
- 553
- 00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:47,200
- Yeah.
- 554
- 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,119
- Cassie.
- 555
- 00:51:56,879 --> 00:51:59,560
- Cassie, it's me, Malcolm.
- 556
- 00:52:01,479 --> 00:52:03,680
- I'm sending my brain waves out to you.
- 557
- 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,160
- They're in the street.
- 558
- 00:52:08,119 --> 00:52:10,439
- They're coming in
- through your letterbox.
- 559
- 00:52:11,119 --> 00:52:12,600
- up your stairs,
- 560
- 00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:14,640
- under your bedroom door.
- 561
- 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,479
- I'm in your room.
- 562
- 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,237
- I'm sat next to you.
- 563
- 00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:27,358
- Don't be scared.
- It's just a close encounter.
- 564
- 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,800
- Can you feel my love reaching out?
- 565
- 00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:33,160
- I love you.
- 566
- 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,040
- I've got one of your hair slides.
- 567
- 00:52:44,439 --> 00:52:46,640
- I nicked it
- from your kitchen the other day.
- 568
- 00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,640
- Can you feel me kissing you?
- 569
- 00:52:59,439 --> 00:53:01,879
- Oh, Cassie, please be me girlfriend.
- 570
- 00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:07,117
- Look, Maurice Edlington don't love you,
- not the way I do.
- 571
- 00:53:07,119 --> 00:53:08,160
- Malcolm!
- 572
- 00:53:09,479 --> 00:53:11,877
- Hang on. Me mam's shouting me.
- 573
- 00:53:11,879 --> 00:53:13,280
- What are you doing?
- 574
- 00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,680
- Never been cleaned since you've had it,
- by the looks of it.
- 575
- 00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:46,879
- - How many are you feeding?
- - Me and David.
- 576
- 00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,918
- Well, go easy with the butter.
- That's all there is.
- 577
- 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:52,439
- Cassie!
- 578
- 00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,879
- Cassie!
- 579
- 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,479
- Go and tell her to turn it down,
- will you?
- 580
- 00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:09,160
- Cassie!
- 581
- 00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:12,879
- Cassie!
- 582
- 00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,520
- Sorry. Your mam says turn it down.
- 583
- 00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:25,720
- Down's not off.
- 584
- 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,479
- Thanks.
- 585
- 00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,800
- - Where are you off?
- - Why?
- 586
- 00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,280
- - Are you off out with Maurice?
- - What if I am?
- 587
- 00:54:37,879 --> 00:54:40,360
- - I'm trying to...
- - I can look after myself, thank you.
- 588
- 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:42,518
- I'm not a little kid.
- 589
- 00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,879
- I'm not half-baked like that Pogo.
- 590
- 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,798
- Just be careful around him.
- 591
- 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,358
- Maurice is a laugh.
- 592
- 00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,760
- He's not boring like you
- and everybody else around here.
- 593
- 00:54:52,439 --> 00:54:55,920
- I don't need you trying to tell me
- how to run my life. Look at your own.
- 594
- 00:54:56,879 --> 00:54:58,600
- What do you do, eh?
- 595
- 00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:00,600
- What do you do?
- 596
- 00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:03,360
- Pathetic.
- 597
- 00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:11,598
- Just leave my stuff alone, will you?
- 598
- 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,198
- Get out! Go on.
- Get out. This is my room!
- 599
- 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,117
- - It used to be mine.
- - Yeah, well...
- 600
- 00:55:16,119 --> 00:55:18,998
- It doesn't mean you can just waltz in
- whenever you like.
- 601
- 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,158
- Get out, go on!
- Go and play with your floats!
- 602
- 00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:24,119
- His brother Vic is away
- because of a girl.
- 603
- 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:28,239
- - What?
- - His brother is in prison.
- 604
- 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,080
- What did he do?
- 605
- 00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:35,879
- He took her in t'woods.
- 606
- 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:40,040
- She thought
- they were just going for a walk.
- 607
- 00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:43,000
- It finished their family.
- 608
- 00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:47,920
- Kids at school would shout things
- about Vic and Maurice'd go berserk.
- 609
- 00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,237
- I mean, like, really crazy.
- 610
- 00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:52,720
- He's eaten up with it, Cassie.
- 611
- 00:55:53,879 --> 00:55:55,280
- It's sent him bad.
- 612
- 00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:08,520
- I think you've done this room lovely.
- 613
- 00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,200
- Better than when I had it.
- 614
- 00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:22,918
- You can put
- your trust in me and I vow to you,
- 615
- 00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:28,038
- I shall repay that trust
- with unstinting service and dedication
- 616
- 00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:30,278
- to our party and our country.
- 617
- 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,280
- And I shall not let...
- 618
- 00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,239
- Oi! What are you doing?
- 619
- 00:57:44,879 --> 00:57:48,078
- ..our party are joined together again.
- 620
- 00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:50,358
- So you're going to see him
- for "definate"?
- 621
- 00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:54,439
- - Yeah.
- - Well, "definite" is I-N-I not I-N-A.
- 622
- 00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,638
- And I want to see a community
- 623
- 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:03,237
- where if it's not good
- enough for my children,
- 624
- 00:58:03,239 --> 00:58:07,200
- then it's good enough for theirs
- and anyone else's in our society.
- 625
- 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:17,758
- Right.
- 626
- 00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,720
- Sandwiches packed.
- 627
- 00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,360
- Now, you be good.
- 628
- 00:58:31,239 --> 00:58:33,198
- - Mam, Mam!
- - What?
- 629
- 00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:34,760
- - Where are you off?
- - Out.
- 630
- 00:58:35,119 --> 00:58:36,638
- - Can I come?
- - No.
- 631
- 00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:39,200
- - Go on!
- - Get off home to your dad.
- 632
- 00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:41,360
- Fucking kids these days, I tell ya.
- 633
- 00:59:01,879 --> 00:59:03,400
- Well, it'll give us more space.
- 634
- 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,360
- Won't it?
- 635
- 00:59:06,239 --> 00:59:07,360
- Yeah, I suppose, so.
- 636
- 00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:11,400
- He needs to find somewhere.
- 637
- 00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:16,800
- - When are you going to tell him?
- - I'm getting there.
- 638
- 00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:19,678
- - Oh, aye?
- - Yes, I've broached it.
- 639
- 00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:21,400
- Broached it?
- 640
- 00:59:21,879 --> 00:59:24,479
- - I'll tell him, shall I?
- - You bloody well won't.
- 641
- 00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:33,117
- We're here.
- What time do you call this?
- 642
- 00:59:33,119 --> 00:59:35,518
- We're ready to go,
- when you are, yeah?
- 643
- 00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:57,000
- ♪ The sea calls
- 644
- 00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:01,160
- ♪ Out to an old hand
- 645
- 01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:05,560
- ♪ To go sailing to new lands
- 646
- 01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:08,879
- ♪ They pay for your worth
- 647
- 01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:13,600
- ♪ Bread, drink and a berth
- 648
- 01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:19,360
- ♪ Ah, honey
- 649
- 01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,920
- ♪ I've got to go
- 650
- 01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:36,119
- ♪ The ship took
- 651
- 01:00:37,119 --> 01:00:40,280
- ♪ The crew off to new lands
- 652
- 01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:44,920
- ♪ The boson piped all hands
- 653
- 01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:48,160
- ♪ And with it you'll go
- 654
- 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:52,520
- ♪ A journey to the unknown
- 655
- 01:00:55,879 --> 01:00:58,877
- ♪ Ah, honey
- 656
- 01:00:58,879 --> 01:01:00,080
- - Hi!
- - Come on!
- 657
- 01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:06,680
- ♪ I've got to go
- 658
- 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:20,680
- ♪ I've got to go
- 659
- 01:01:37,439 --> 01:01:39,080
- Lend us 20p?
- 660
- 01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:41,239
- Ten, then?
- 661
- 01:01:46,119 --> 01:01:48,638
- - Where's me reel?
- - I want to get started!
- 662
- 01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:50,600
- Don't be in such a rush,
- eh, Trev?
- 663
- 01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:52,918
- Don't stamp about on the banks.
- 664
- 01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:54,918
- I've told you,
- you'll scare the fish off.
- 665
- 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,479
- - Have you seen my reel?
- - No.
- 666
- 01:01:58,439 --> 01:02:01,758
- What are you doing?
- 667
- 01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:03,838
- - Do you see that?
- - Where?
- 668
- 01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:06,678
- I'm looking for the reel
- your Trev lent me.
- 669
- 01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:08,318
- Out there. A big splash.
- 670
- 01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:11,400
- - You did put it in the box?
- - I thought you did.
- 671
- 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,200
- - What was it?
- - It's gone now.
- 672
- 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,160
- - What are you doing?
- - I'm hungry.
- 673
- 01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:20,838
- There's supposed to be
- some dead big pike in here.
- 674
- 01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,117
- Supposed to be.
- 675
- 01:02:22,119 --> 01:02:25,920
- This wasn't no pike. This was a Golders
- Green yellow submarine, eh, Trev?
- 676
- 01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:31,038
- Shall I throw a bit of sandwich in,
- see if it comes up for it? Periscope up.
- 677
- 01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:32,879
- Ah, beetroot sandwich. Mmm.
- 678
- 01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:36,038
- Chuck some of that bread in
- what makes ducks sink.
- 679
- 01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:39,798
- Yeah. Achtung!
- Depth charge! Dive! Dive!
- 680
- 01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,439
- Keep it quiet!
- 681
- 01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:15,479
- - Five p?
- - Piss off.
- 682
- 01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:22,200
- Give us a swig of cider.
- 683
- 01:03:24,879 --> 01:03:26,520
- You never tell me about yourself.
- 684
- 01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:29,119
- No. I let other people do that.
- 685
- 01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:32,358
- I don't listen
- to what other people have to say.
- 686
- 01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:33,598
- Good.
- 687
- 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:38,798
- Well, if I don't tell you owt
- and you don't listen to gossip,
- 688
- 01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:40,518
- we could last a fair bit.
- 689
- 01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:43,160
- Yeah. If you want us to.
- 690
- 01:03:50,119 --> 01:03:52,558
- I can't find me reel.
- 691
- 01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:55,117
- We've got to have put it
- in the tackle bag!
- 692
- 01:03:55,119 --> 01:03:58,598
- Shh. You have to keep quiet
- when you're fishing.
- 693
- 01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:00,598
- You're an expert, are you, Pogo?
- 694
- 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:01,720
- I'm going to be.
- 695
- 01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:06,358
- I'm going to have to go back
- and get it. Come with us.
- 696
- 01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:09,838
- - I'm not. You go.
- - Oh, come on.
- 697
- 01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:11,119
- - Trev?
- - What?
- 698
- 01:04:12,119 --> 01:04:14,718
- - Put me hook on for us.
- - In a minute.
- 699
- 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:17,358
- He's doing mine first.
- You'll have to wait.
- 700
- 01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:18,800
- - Pogo?
- - What?
- 701
- 01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:33,560
- Can I kiss your girlfriend?
- 702
- 01:04:37,879 --> 01:04:39,520
- I wanna do what you want.
- 703
- 01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:43,040
- - I don't wanna say...
- - What?
- 704
- 01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:45,998
- - You get me confused.
- - How?
- 705
- 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,560
- Well, I get scared, all right?
- 706
- 01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:49,280
- What about?
- 707
- 01:04:50,119 --> 01:04:52,758
- Well, I'm... I'm scared
- 708
- 01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:55,758
- if you know how much I think about you,
- 709
- 01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:57,520
- you'll get scared and leave me.
- 710
- 01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:02,598
- I don't get scared. I'm hard me.
- 711
- 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:04,040
- Steel.
- 712
- 01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:15,479
- - You all right?
- - Fuck off, bastard.
- 713
- 01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:25,840
- Couple of announcements
- before the bingo.
- 714
- 01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:30,838
- Correction to picture quiz last night.
- 715
- 01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:33,080
- Question number ten.
- 716
- 01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:37,638
- Aye. Yeah. I can only go
- on what's written in front of me.
- 717
- 01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:40,320
- Come on!
- 718
- 01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:43,758
- After consideration,
- 719
- 01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:48,318
- I have to concede
- that photo was Tony Blair
- 720
- 01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:51,877
- and not, as was on my answer sheet,
- Bobby Darin.
- 721
- 01:05:53,479 --> 01:05:58,798
- So any as put Tony Blair
- and were on 23 points,
- 722
- 01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:00,918
- I think that were Archie's table,
- 723
- 01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:02,918
- we'll sort out a meat board for you.
- 724
- 01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:04,718
- We can't give you the meat board
- what won
- 725
- 01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:06,558
- as t'sausages have been had,
- so I'm told.
- 726
- 01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:07,877
- Yeah!
- 727
- 01:06:07,879 --> 01:06:11,320
- Right, so it's Tony Blair
- for number ten.
- 728
- 01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:13,318
- Fat chance of that.
- 729
- 01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:17,840
- Right. Er, moving on.
- 730
- 01:06:18,439 --> 01:06:21,080
- Go on! Just clear off.
- 731
- 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,520
- Chuck some ground bait
- in for us, Dave.
- 732
- 01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:36,720
- Belt out a few free offerings,
- little balls of ground bait.
- 733
- 01:06:38,239 --> 01:06:42,158
- - Is nobody coming with us?
- - In a bit. Let me catch summat first.
- 734
- 01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:45,800
- - Where, Trev?
- - Four swims in line with each rod.
- 735
- 01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:51,760
- - About there?
- - A bit further.
- 736
- 01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:55,200
- - Can I start now?
- - No, not yet.
- 737
- 01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:05,040
- Come on, Nessie.
- Come and pick up all them tasty morsels.
- 738
- 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,040
- Quiet!
- 739
- 01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:21,918
- I spy with my little eye...
- 740
- 01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:23,998
- Something beginning with T.
- 741
- 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,439
- - Torch.
- - Tackle box.
- 742
- 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:29,237
- - You're not playing.
- - Trumpet.
- 743
- 01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:36,680
- Settle down.
- 744
- 01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:39,479
- Sorry, Trev. I'm getting excited.
- 745
- 01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:42,080
- I thought you were my mate.
- 746
- 01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:48,918
- I shouldn't have to tell you this.
- 747
- 01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:52,198
- There's already a notice gone up.
- But I guess some of you can't read.
- 748
- 01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,798
- It's been brought
- to the attention of the committee
- 749
- 01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:57,918
- that the area behind the fire doors
- 750
- 01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:02,400
- is being used
- by certain individuals as a urinal.
- 751
- 01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:06,198
- Any person found doing so
- 752
- 01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:11,598
- will be suspended from club membership
- forthwith indefinitely.
- 753
- 01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:13,278
- You have been warned.
- 754
- 01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:16,080
- Right, eyes down.
- 755
- 01:08:25,879 --> 01:08:27,598
- Shh! Shut up.
- 756
- 01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:31,239
- - What?
- - I heard summat. Listen.
- 757
- 01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:35,758
- It's a ghost!
- 758
- 01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:37,998
- - Don't.
- - Huh!
- 759
- 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:41,358
- I can't see where it's going.
- It's got no head.
- 760
- 01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:42,479
- Shut up.
- 761
- 01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:51,398
- - Hiya!
- - Bloody hell!
- 762
- 01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:53,080
- - What?
- - Quiet!
- 763
- 01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:57,117
- - How you doing?
- - I'm doing all right.
- 764
- 01:08:57,119 --> 01:08:59,278
- - How many you got?
- - Eh?
- 765
- 01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:01,598
- - Fish.
- - I've only just started.
- 766
- 01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,318
- I'm going back on me own, then.
- 767
- 01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:05,798
- Chuffin' hell! Will you shut up?
- 768
- 01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:09,318
- Hang on, then.
- Look after me rod for us, Malc.
- 769
- 01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:12,278
- Don't catch owt, though.
- Leave it for when I come back, right?
- 770
- 01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:13,560
- Yeah, sure.
- 771
- 01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:22,840
- It's great, innit?
- 772
- 01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:26,479
- Stars coming out and that.
- 773
- 01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:29,320
- Everything still.
- 774
- 01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:33,920
- It's like a different place at night.
- 775
- 01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:37,798
- - Same as school.
- - Eh?
- 776
- 01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,158
- That's different at night.
- 777
- 01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:40,280
- Hmm.
- 778
- 01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:44,000
- No, I mean... this bit.
- 779
- 01:09:45,879 --> 01:09:47,280
- It's sort of special.
- 780
- 01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:55,760
- Like one of them cathedrals
- where you have to talk quiet.
- 781
- 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:03,518
- - What's that?
- - It's Dave turning into a werewolf.
- 782
- 01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:11,160
- That star reflected down there.
- 783
- 01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:17,200
- It's like fishing in the universe.
- 784
- 01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:41,360
- - Oh, Christ!
- - Don't stop.
- 785
- 01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:50,518
- The bit where
- his hand starts to ripple
- 786
- 01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:51,838
- and the hair starts to grow.
- 787
- 01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:55,078
- Yeah, and his jaw came right out.
- It were ace, weren't it?
- 788
- 01:11:07,119 --> 01:11:08,198
- What's up?
- 789
- 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:11,558
- You just poked your finger
- in my eye!
- 790
- 01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:12,678
- Oh, soz.
- 791
- 01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:14,518
- I can't see.
- 792
- 01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:16,278
- Right in me fucking eyeball!
- 793
- 01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:17,998
- Soz. Soz, Dave.
- 794
- 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,318
- That bloody hurt!
- 795
- 01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:22,158
- I said I'm sorry.
- 796
- 01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:23,918
- You fucking dickhead.
- 797
- 01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:26,638
- Well, it hurt me
- when you bit me in the neck before.
- 798
- 01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:30,520
- What am I suppose tell me mam?
- Dave Buckfield give me a love bite?
- 799
- 01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:33,398
- Oi! I'm gonna kill you!
- 800
- 01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:35,477
- Get off! Get off, you!
- 801
- 01:11:35,479 --> 01:11:37,237
- I hate you!
- 802
- 01:11:42,119 --> 01:11:43,558
- Get... Get off!
- 803
- 01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:45,119
- - What's that?
- - What?
- 804
- 01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:47,560
- - That lump on your leg?
- - Nowt!
- 805
- 01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:49,560
- - What you got on?
- - Eh?
- 806
- 01:11:50,239 --> 01:11:52,758
- - Let's have a look.
- - Get off!
- 807
- 01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:53,918
- You've got stockings on!
- 808
- 01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:55,198
- I haven't!
- 809
- 01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:57,398
- Yeah, you have.
- What's that, a suspender belt?
- 810
- 01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:58,918
- No!
- 811
- 01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:01,437
- - Yes, it is! You've got stockings on!
- - Get off!
- 812
- 01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:12,998
- I'm off home.
- 813
- 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,198
- Didn't your mam have any tights?
- 814
- 01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:16,798
- She'd only lend me these.
- 815
- 01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:19,439
- She thinks I'm using 'em
- to net tiddlers.
- 816
- 01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:22,117
- Don't tell.
- 817
- 01:12:22,119 --> 01:12:23,600
- Don't tell anyone, Dave.
- 818
- 01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:27,040
- What do they feel like?
- 819
- 01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:30,678
- They feel all right.
- 820
- 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:33,078
- What, sexy?
- 821
- 01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:34,479
- Yeah, a bit.
- 822
- 01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:44,278
- What if you'd have got knocked over
- on t'way round our house?
- 823
- 01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:46,200
- I know. I were thinking that.
- 824
- 01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:53,760
- Last time I come here
- at night, I chucked some magazines in.
- 825
- 01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:56,558
- What?
- 826
- 01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:59,558
- Some mucky magazines.
- My mam found 'em in my bedroom.
- 827
- 01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:02,798
- She wouldn't let me put 'em in dustbin
- in case the dustbin man found 'em.
- 828
- 01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:07,117
- So I got a sack out of the coal shed,
- put 'em in that,
- 829
- 01:13:07,119 --> 01:13:09,718
- came down here and...
- 830
- 01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:11,239
- Pffff!
- 831
- 01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:23,920
- Trev?
- 832
- 01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:25,800
- Hmm?
- 833
- 01:13:26,879 --> 01:13:28,640
- You know when you get older...
- 834
- 01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:31,360
- ..do you, like,
- understand things better?
- 835
- 01:13:33,239 --> 01:13:34,280
- No.
- 836
- 01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:38,560
- What happens, then?
- 837
- 01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:43,520
- You just have more things
- you don't understand.
- 838
- 01:13:50,119 --> 01:13:51,720
- Is that why you come fishing?
- 839
- 01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:00,078
- - I don't wanna get older.
- - Who does?
- 840
- 01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:03,840
- Me! I do. You can give me your years
- if you don't want 'em.
- 841
- 01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:09,638
- My mam says
- she still feels 16 in her head.
- 842
- 01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:11,040
- But she can't do.
- 843
- 01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:13,920
- I mean, she never has a laugh or owt.
- 844
- 01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:18,439
- Do you still feel 16?
- 845
- 01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:22,760
- - No.
- - No.
- 846
- 01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:26,117
- Y-You sort of act
- like someone in their 20s.
- 847
- 01:14:26,119 --> 01:14:27,439
- - I am.
- - Yeah.
- 848
- 01:14:30,239 --> 01:14:31,560
- This is weird, innit?
- 849
- 01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:41,358
- ♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star
- 850
- 01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:46,360
- ♪ How I wonder what you are
- 851
- 01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:53,117
- ♪ Up above the world so high
- 852
- 01:14:53,119 --> 01:14:58,720
- ♪ Like a diamond in the sky
- 853
- 01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:04,920
- ♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star
- 854
- 01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:10,840
- ♪ How I wonder what you are
- 855
- 01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:16,718
- We've come for a reel.
- 856
- 01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:18,040
- He forgot it.
- 857
- 01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:20,160
- It's in here somewhere.
- 858
- 01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:23,437
- - Look for it, then.
- - It doesn't matter.
- 859
- 01:15:23,439 --> 01:15:25,040
- Come on, quick!
- 860
- 01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:27,998
- We didn't know
- there was anybody in here.
- 861
- 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,119
- Well, there is.
- 862
- 01:15:37,879 --> 01:15:39,000
- Found it.
- 863
- 01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:43,920
- I know you, don't I?
- 864
- 01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:47,237
- - No.
- - What's up?
- 865
- 01:15:47,239 --> 01:15:49,477
- - I know him.
- - So?
- 866
- 01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:51,040
- Don't I?
- 867
- 01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:53,080
- - No.
- - What's going on?
- 868
- 01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:55,078
- Come on, Maurice. Let him out.
- 869
- 01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:56,998
- Never forget a face.
- 870
- 01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:59,638
- Yesterday, do you remember where it was?
- 871
- 01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:02,398
- He were down at the ponds yesterday
- watching a bloke fishing.
- 872
- 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:04,040
- You weren't watching something else?
- 873
- 01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:07,838
- Leave him, Maurice.
- Let him go now. Don't frighten him.
- 874
- 01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:10,918
- You're a good runner, aren't you?
- 875
- 01:16:10,920 --> 01:16:12,320
- No.
- 876
- 01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:15,638
- You're a little jack rabbit!
- 877
- 01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:17,998
- Tell him, Cassie. He's my mate.
- Tell him to pack it in.
- 878
- 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:19,117
- Maurice.
- 879
- 01:16:19,119 --> 01:16:21,718
- This little jack rabbit
- was watching us yesterday.
- 880
- 01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:24,198
- - Was it you?
- - I didn't see anything.
- 881
- 01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:26,638
- - There was nothing to see!
- - I know.
- 882
- 01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:28,798
- You enjoy it, watching in the woods?
- 883
- 01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:31,437
- - No.
- - Just a hobby? Like trainspotting?
- 884
- 01:16:31,439 --> 01:16:34,558
- Leave him, Maurice, please.
- He's my mate. He didn't mean anything.
- 885
- 01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:36,437
- He won't do it again. Will you?
- 886
- 01:16:36,439 --> 01:16:38,558
- Did we get a five-star rating?
- 887
- 01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:42,119
- He doesn't understand what
- you're on about. Leave it now. Come on.
- 888
- 01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:47,000
- - Do you like girls?
- - Do something!
- 889
- 01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:51,560
- - They're all right.
- - Do you know what you are, eh?
- 890
- 01:16:52,119 --> 01:16:53,920
- - Eh?
- - Yes.
- 891
- 01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:56,838
- - What?
- - I'm going. Let me out!
- 892
- 01:16:56,840 --> 01:16:58,080
- What?
- 893
- 01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:03,358
- A pervert.
- 894
- 01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:06,437
- He doesn't mean anything.
- He's just a kid.
- 895
- 01:17:06,439 --> 01:17:09,439
- - Don't take it out on him.
- - Don't take what out on him?
- 896
- 01:17:10,239 --> 01:17:12,477
- We let him get away with it, then?
- 897
- 01:17:12,479 --> 01:17:14,720
- We let the dirty little bastard go?
- 898
- 01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:31,479
- Go on! Sod off!
- 899
- 01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:41,119
- Don't take what out on him?
- 900
- 01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:44,400
- What's Trevor been telling you, then?
- 901
- 01:17:48,239 --> 01:17:50,398
- - Come on.
- - I'm off home.
- 902
- 01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:52,518
- Oh, come on. Come on, Shane.
- 903
- 01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:53,680
- I'm off in.
- 904
- 01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:55,998
- What am I doing, then?
- 905
- 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,360
- I'll see ya.
- 906
- 01:18:02,239 --> 01:18:03,400
- Hey...
- 907
- 01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:28,600
- So what did he tell you, then?
- 908
- 01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:34,160
- He was on about what your brother did.
- 909
- 01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:38,520
- He told me who the girl was.
- 910
- 01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:43,239
- It was Pogo, wasn't it?
- 911
- 01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:57,117
- Why do moths fly into the light?
- 912
- 01:18:57,119 --> 01:18:58,640
- Maybe he's afraid of the dark.
- 913
- 01:18:59,439 --> 01:19:01,560
- So why don't they just
- fly about in daytime?
- 914
- 01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:05,358
- I still sleep with my curtains open.
- 915
- 01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:10,237
- Me mam says God put stars in the sky to
- keep us from being afraid of the dark.
- 916
- 01:19:10,239 --> 01:19:11,520
- I used to be.
- 917
- 01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:13,918
- Did you, Trev?
- 918
- 01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:15,400
- I can't remember.
- 919
- 01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:18,160
- You grow out of all that.
- 920
- 01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:21,877
- Trev, can I reel it in
- to see if my bait's still on?
- 921
- 01:19:21,879 --> 01:19:23,558
- It might have come off. Can I check it?
- 922
- 01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:25,040
- If you want, yeah.
- 923
- 01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:28,437
- Oh, no.
- 924
- 01:19:28,439 --> 01:19:30,479
- - What?
- - Oh, no, I knew this would happen.
- 925
- 01:19:31,239 --> 01:19:32,877
- It's doing it!
- 926
- 01:19:32,879 --> 01:19:34,600
- Oh, fuck! There's a fish on it.
- 927
- 01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:37,398
- - What do I do?
- - Strike! Strike!
- 928
- 01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:40,318
- Oh! There's summat on!
- 929
- 01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:42,598
- Oh, it's caught mine! Strike, you fool!
- 930
- 01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:45,237
- Oh, bloody bananas!
- I've got summat here.
- 931
- 01:19:45,239 --> 01:19:47,117
- Keep your rod up!
- 932
- 01:19:47,119 --> 01:19:49,918
- - What is it, a carp or a pike?
- - Carp, I think.
- 933
- 01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:52,117
- Feels like an octopus on heat!
- 934
- 01:19:52,119 --> 01:19:54,720
- Oh, it's coming in
- like a wet sack, Trev!
- 935
- 01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:58,598
- - So's mine.
- - Oh!
- 936
- 01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:00,598
- - What is it?
- - Is it Nessie?
- 937
- 01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:02,278
- What we got?
- 938
- 01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:05,160
- You've caught each other
- and half a ton of weed.
- 939
- 01:20:06,479 --> 01:20:10,000
- Is that all? I had a fish, didn't I?
- 940
- 01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:15,200
- Pogo's line must have caught yours
- when she reeled in. No fish.
- 941
- 01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:18,198
- I nearly had a bloody heart attack
- cos of you!
- 942
- 01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:20,798
- Look after me rod, Pogo,
- while I untangle this lot.
- 943
- 01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:23,078
- You shouldn't
- have been fishing so close.
- 944
- 01:20:23,080 --> 01:20:25,598
- - I didn't cast it!
- - Hey, pack it in, you two.
- 945
- 01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:26,800
- Knobhead.
- 946
- 01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:29,437
- Do you want some help?
- 947
- 01:20:29,439 --> 01:20:31,278
- Yeah. Grab hold of that end.
- 948
- 01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:33,078
- You'll have to cut the line.
- 949
- 01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:36,000
- I thought we'd found
- your porn collection, Malc.
- 950
- 01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:18,200
- If that's what you want.
- Do what you want. I don't care.
- 951
- 01:21:20,280 --> 01:21:22,920
- Cassie.
- 952
- 01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:27,560
- Turn around.
- 953
- 01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:32,360
- Turn around.
- 954
- 01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:47,160
- What's this, eh?
- 955
- 01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:49,879
- A dead donkey?
- 956
- 01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:53,758
- This is Nessie, this is!
- 957
- 01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:56,439
- - Whoa! Hold on!
- - I can do it. Let me do it.
- 958
- 01:22:57,439 --> 01:23:00,918
- She's moving. She's going down.
- I can feel her getting deeper.
- 959
- 01:23:03,239 --> 01:23:05,239
- - Come on.
- - Slowing down.
- 960
- 01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:09,160
- She's stopped.
- 961
- 01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:17,879
- I can't shift her. She's massive.
- 962
- 01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:30,358
- Hmm.
- 963
- 01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:31,437
- Yellow submarine.
- 964
- 01:23:31,439 --> 01:23:35,198
- Don't try to reel in.
- You'll snap off. Just hold. Just wait.
- 965
- 01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:37,838
- When she goes, just let her go.
- 966
- 01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:41,237
- There's some reeds down this side.
- Make sure she doesn't get in them.
- 967
- 01:23:41,239 --> 01:23:44,117
- If she goes towards the reeds,
- just pull her away.
- 968
- 01:23:44,119 --> 01:23:46,439
- Keep it tight. Pull sideways.
- 969
- 01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:48,598
- And she'll come around.
- 970
- 01:23:51,439 --> 01:23:53,398
- She's going! She's going! We're off!
- 971
- 01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:55,398
- - Just let me...
- - No! Me! Let me!
- 972
- 01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:57,918
- Let me tighten the reel.
- She's taking too much line.
- 973
- 01:23:57,920 --> 01:23:59,838
- It must be the Loch Ness Monster!
- 974
- 01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:01,718
- Yippee! There she blows!
- 975
- 01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:03,278
- Watch what you're doing! Watch it!
- 976
- 01:24:03,280 --> 01:24:05,278
- Come on, girl. Come on, Nessie.
- 977
- 01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:08,078
- Start to reel in. Keep it tight.
- 978
- 01:24:08,080 --> 01:24:11,078
- You're doing great. If the hook's
- well in her lip, she's yours.
- 979
- 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:14,078
- - Can the hook come out?
- - A big 'un can bend the hook.
- 980
- 01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:16,158
- - A fish?
- - Yeah, sometimes the line just snaps.
- 981
- 01:24:16,160 --> 01:24:19,280
- - What, and the hook stays in?
- - Shut up, will you? Shut it!
- 982
- 01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:22,558
- Keep it tight. Don't force it.
- 983
- 01:24:22,560 --> 01:24:25,237
- Oh, Trev, she feels fantastic!
- 984
- 01:24:25,239 --> 01:24:27,838
- I can feel her muscles
- trembling through the line.
- 985
- 01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:31,760
- - Come on, Nessie.
- - Come on, Nessie. Come on, girl.
- 986
- 01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:34,477
- Can you see?
- 987
- 01:24:34,479 --> 01:24:37,038
- Shit! She's had enough.
- She's tiring.
- 988
- 01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:39,000
- Get the net.
- Pass us the landing net, Malc.
- 989
- 01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:42,360
- The landing net,
- not the bloody keep net!
- 990
- 01:24:43,320 --> 01:24:46,237
- - It's better than arcade games, this.
- - Don't let me lose her.
- 991
- 01:24:46,239 --> 01:24:49,320
- Not now. Please. I promise I'll be good.
- 992
- 01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:53,000
- Just let me hold her.
- Just let me see her.
- 993
- 01:24:53,879 --> 01:24:55,718
- I won't hurt you, Nessie. I promise.
- 994
- 01:24:55,720 --> 01:24:58,638
- - Come on, Nessie. That's it.
- - There she is!
- 995
- 01:24:58,640 --> 01:25:01,078
- - Come on. Come on.
- - Go on, Trev.
- 996
- 01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:02,560
- Come on, Nessie.
- 997
- 01:25:03,360 --> 01:25:05,479
- She's huge!
- 998
- 01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:09,398
- I've got her.
- 999
- 01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:11,640
- Look at this! Look at this!
- 1000
- 01:25:12,360 --> 01:25:15,318
- - Oh, man!
- - That's amazing!
- 1001
- 01:25:15,320 --> 01:25:17,278
- It must weigh 15, maybe 18 pounds.
- 1002
- 01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:20,117
- - Have I hurt her?
- - No, I'm taking the hook out now.
- 1003
- 01:25:20,119 --> 01:25:22,437
- Don't make it hurt her, Trev.
- 1004
- 01:25:22,439 --> 01:25:24,918
- It won't.
- There's no barb on these hooks.
- 1005
- 01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:26,320
- There. Done.
- 1006
- 01:25:32,879 --> 01:25:35,080
- Does this make it your best summer?
- 1007
- 01:25:39,400 --> 01:25:41,000
- She's lovely.
- 1008
- 01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:45,439
- It's the biggest fish
- ever caught here, and you caught it.
- 1009
- 01:25:49,520 --> 01:25:51,998
- She doesn't like it out here, Trev.
- 1010
- 01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:54,638
- She wants to go back in the water.
- Let's put her back now.
- 1011
- 01:25:54,640 --> 01:25:56,358
- Just let me try and weigh her first.
- 1012
- 01:25:56,360 --> 01:25:58,360
- - I've got some scales somewhere.
- - No, no.
- 1013
- 01:25:58,879 --> 01:26:00,920
- We know it's Nessie. We don't need that.
- 1014
- 01:26:01,760 --> 01:26:03,280
- Please put her back, Trev.
- 1015
- 01:26:04,119 --> 01:26:05,400
- It's your catch.
- 1016
- 01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:15,358
- Her little eye is telling me
- she wants to go.
- 1017
- 01:26:15,360 --> 01:26:17,600
- She wants to go back in the water, Trev.
- 1018
- 01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:21,320
- Come on. We'll let you go.
- 1019
- 01:26:22,520 --> 01:26:24,439
- I've never seen owt like this.
- 1020
- 01:26:38,879 --> 01:26:40,119
- That was...
- 1021
- 01:26:43,640 --> 01:26:44,877
- Yeah.
- 1022
- 01:26:47,119 --> 01:26:48,320
- It was a bit...
- 1023
- 01:26:49,080 --> 01:26:51,477
- Wasn't it?
- 1024
- 01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:55,518
- Champion Pogo!
- 1025
- 01:26:55,520 --> 01:26:57,198
- ♪ We are the champions
- 1026
- 01:26:57,200 --> 01:27:00,278
- - ♪ We are the champions
- - You did it! You really did it.
- 1027
- 01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:03,278
- ♪ We are the champions
- We are the champions
- 1028
- 01:27:03,280 --> 01:27:05,920
- You can kiss me if you like.
- 1029
- 01:27:06,879 --> 01:27:10,518
- - Malcolm?
- - No, thanks. I might turn into a frog.
- 1030
- 01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:12,477
- Oh! Ribbitt! Ribbitt!
- 1031
- 01:27:12,479 --> 01:27:13,798
- I'm suffocating!
- 1032
- 01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:16,358
- Hang on to him.
- He might jump in the lake!
- 1033
- 01:27:16,360 --> 01:27:18,678
- Oh, I wish you were Cassie.
- 1034
- 01:27:18,680 --> 01:27:20,718
- - Oh, no.
- - Oh, no!
- 1035
- 01:27:20,720 --> 01:27:23,437
- Cassie! I love you!
- 1036
- 01:27:23,439 --> 01:27:25,437
- It's me, Malcolm!
- 1037
- 01:27:25,439 --> 01:27:27,078
- Can you hear me?
- 1038
- 01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:28,718
- Can you hear him, Cassie?
- 1039
- 01:27:28,720 --> 01:27:31,237
- Yoo-hoo! Cassie! Yoo-hoo!
- 1040
- 01:27:31,239 --> 01:27:33,838
- Over the misty lake to my beloved.
- 1041
- 01:27:33,840 --> 01:27:36,318
- Hurry up and answer him
- before we drown him.
- 1042
- 01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:41,479
- ♪ Oh, the lady of the la-a-ake
- 1043
- 01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:44,840
- Eh, Pogo?
- 1044
- 01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:48,318
- You're the lady of the lake now,
- aren't you?
- 1045
- 01:27:48,320 --> 01:27:49,477
- What's that?
- 1046
- 01:27:49,479 --> 01:27:51,918
- - It's a legend.
- - About fish?
- 1047
- 01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:54,678
- Knights in armour. Damsels in distress.
- 1048
- 01:27:54,680 --> 01:27:56,398
- Which am I?
- 1049
- 01:27:56,400 --> 01:27:58,640
- Cassie's a damsel in distress.
- 1050
- 01:28:00,280 --> 01:28:03,798
- I'm off to get a 12-foot lance
- 1051
- 01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:08,398
- and I'm off to shove it
- right up Maurice Edlington's arse!
- 1052
- 01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:11,437
- Come on!
- 1053
- 01:28:11,439 --> 01:28:13,998
- ♪ I feel it in my fingers
- 1054
- 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:17,080
- ♪ I feel it in my toes
- 1055
- 01:28:20,560 --> 01:28:23,518
- ♪ Well, love is all around me
- 1056
- 01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:26,840
- ♪ And so the feeling grows
- 1057
- 01:28:30,119 --> 01:28:32,160
- ♪ It's written on the wind
- 1058
- 01:28:33,160 --> 01:28:35,840
- ♪ It's everywhere I go
- 1059
- 01:28:39,640 --> 01:28:42,758
- ♪ So if you really love me
- 1060
- 01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:46,080
- ♪ Come on and let it show
- 1061
- 01:28:52,360 --> 01:28:56,160
- ♪ You know I love you, I always will
- 1062
- 01:28:57,160 --> 01:29:00,800
- ♪ My mind's made up
- by the way that I feel
- 1063
- 01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:03,877
- ♪ There's no beginning
- 1064
- 01:29:03,879 --> 01:29:06,038
- ♪ There'll be no end
- 1065
- 01:29:06,040 --> 01:29:11,078
- ♪ Cos on my love you can depend
- 1066
- 01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:14,198
- ♪ So if you really love me
- 1067
- 01:29:14,200 --> 01:29:17,119
- ♪ Come on and let it show
- 1068
- 01:29:19,119 --> 01:29:23,237
- ♪ Come on and let it show
- 1069
- 01:29:25,840 --> 01:29:29,877
- Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
- Pies are coming.
- 1070
- 01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:11,678
- I'll finish the song later.
- 1071
- 01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:13,280
- I need to tell you summat.
- 1072
- 01:30:16,239 --> 01:30:20,760
- You see, there's not really much room
- at home.
- 1073
- 01:30:22,760 --> 01:30:25,080
- I'm getting
- under people's feet a bit and...
- 1074
- 01:30:26,840 --> 01:30:30,800
- And there i'n't no places,
- flats and that, round here, so...
- 1075
- 01:30:33,680 --> 01:30:35,119
- ..I'm moving out.
- 1076
- 01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:39,879
- Only to town.
- 1077
- 01:30:40,920 --> 01:30:43,398
- My Auntie Betty in Hexthorpe
- works in Pennywise.
- 1078
- 01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:47,078
- And she says
- there might be a job coming up.
- 1079
- 01:30:47,080 --> 01:30:49,320
- You know, just in the warehouse,
- moving boxes.
- 1080
- 01:30:56,560 --> 01:30:59,119
- I caught a fish last night.
- Did he tell you?
- 1081
- 01:31:01,879 --> 01:31:05,040
- He's got another think coming
- if he thinks I'm gonna miss him.
- 1082
- 01:31:07,479 --> 01:31:10,518
- I don't need a bodyguard, you know.
- You don't have to stay.
- 1083
- 01:31:10,520 --> 01:31:12,320
- Do you think I'm gonna nick something?
- 1084
- 01:31:13,720 --> 01:31:16,360
- - Do you want me to go?
- - No.
- 1085
- 01:31:18,600 --> 01:31:20,680
- It won't take me long to forget him.
- 1086
- 01:31:22,160 --> 01:31:25,280
- I'll soon forget him,
- just like I forget everything else.
- 1087
- 01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:33,800
- ♪ One, two, three, four five,
- once I caught a fish alive
- 1088
- 01:31:34,320 --> 01:31:37,038
- ♪ Six, seven, eight, nine, ten
- 1089
- 01:31:37,040 --> 01:31:39,439
- ♪ Then I put it back again
- 1090
- 01:31:46,439 --> 01:31:48,160
- Your Trevor helped me.
- 1091
- 01:31:49,560 --> 01:31:52,640
- He'll be coming back, though, won't he?
- Sometimes?
- 1092
- 01:31:53,239 --> 01:31:54,360
- Yes.
- 1093
- 01:31:58,320 --> 01:32:01,437
- When I go to the hospital
- for the last time,
- 1094
- 01:32:01,439 --> 01:32:03,840
- will I have forgotten everything?
- 1095
- 01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:06,720
- Will it be like a blank tape?
- 1096
- 01:32:07,400 --> 01:32:08,879
- You'll remember Trevor.
- 1097
- 01:32:11,040 --> 01:32:12,080
- Why?
- 1098
- 01:32:13,400 --> 01:32:15,600
- Because he loves you.
- 1099
- 01:32:16,600 --> 01:32:17,760
- Does he?
- 1100
- 01:32:20,239 --> 01:32:23,720
- Yes. I'll remember Trevor loves me.
- 1101
- 01:32:25,239 --> 01:32:27,879
- And I love my mam and she loves me.
- 1102
- 01:32:29,560 --> 01:32:32,119
- And I love Jesus and he loves me.
- 1103
- 01:32:33,320 --> 01:32:37,439
- They'll probably get mixed up so I think
- me mam is Jesus and Trevor is me mam.
- 1104
- 01:32:39,439 --> 01:32:43,158
- But I'll have the love, though,
- won't I? That'll still be there.
- 1105
- 01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:47,437
- I won't remember where it came from,
- but I can take it with me, can't I?
- 1106
- 01:32:47,439 --> 01:32:51,078
- I can take it with me when I go up
- to meet Jesus and give it back to him.
- 1107
- 01:32:51,080 --> 01:32:53,320
- It all came from him in the first place,
- didn't it?
- 1108
- 01:32:53,920 --> 01:32:55,239
- I don't know.
- 1109
- 01:32:56,239 --> 01:32:58,518
- We're learning about drugs in RE.
- 1110
- 01:33:07,800 --> 01:33:09,198
- Hello, Malcolm.
- 1111
- 01:33:09,200 --> 01:33:11,239
- What's up with her?
- 1112
- 01:33:11,720 --> 01:33:13,119
- Her and Maurice have finished.
- 1113
- 01:33:13,720 --> 01:33:16,598
- - Have they?
- - Last night.
- 1114
- 01:33:16,600 --> 01:33:19,080
- - Really?
- - Yes.
- 1115
- 01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:24,360
- Go on, then.
- 1116
- 01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:27,718
- - What?
- - Ask her to go out with you.
- 1117
- 01:33:27,720 --> 01:33:30,680
- - Do you think I should?
- - Go on.
- 1118
- 01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:32,920
- I can't.
- 1119
- 01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:35,400
- My hands are all sweaty.
- 1120
- 01:33:37,400 --> 01:33:39,800
- I could do with some roll-on.
- 1121
- 01:33:44,600 --> 01:33:45,600
- Wish me luck, then.
- 1122
- 01:33:46,280 --> 01:33:48,237
- Good luck.
- 1123
- 01:33:48,239 --> 01:33:50,200
- I'll let you know how it goes.
- 1124
- 01:34:01,600 --> 01:34:04,439
- I think I'm sorted
- for somewhere to stay for now.
- 1125
- 01:34:05,040 --> 01:34:08,800
- I've a mate, got a flat near
- the hospital. Says I can stop with him.
- 1126
- 01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:12,439
- It's all right.
- 1127
- 01:34:13,600 --> 01:34:15,640
- It'll do till I find somewhere.
- 1128
- 01:34:18,400 --> 01:34:21,598
- Course, I won't be able
- to take my tackle with me,
- 1129
- 01:34:21,600 --> 01:34:23,239
- so I'll leave you in charge.
- 1130
- 01:34:25,720 --> 01:34:28,439
- I'll tell my dad to let you come
- in the shed if you want.
- 1131
- 01:34:33,239 --> 01:34:34,640
- I'll miss you.
- 1132
- 01:34:36,280 --> 01:34:38,360
- I can't stay here, though, can I?
- 1133
- 01:34:40,119 --> 01:34:41,760
- I can't take you with me.
- 1134
- 01:34:45,560 --> 01:34:49,720
- ♪ Lady of the lake, she fishes all alone
- 1135
- 01:34:54,479 --> 01:34:59,080
- ♪ All the days that we can make
- by calling here a home
- 1136
- 01:35:02,879 --> 01:35:05,280
- ♪ Sometimes I wonder
- 1137
- 01:35:06,760 --> 01:35:09,400
- ♪ If I close this door
- 1138
- 01:35:11,239 --> 01:35:16,760
- ♪ Will I feel
- I've belonged here before?
- 1139
- 01:35:20,119 --> 01:35:25,320
- ♪ Will I feel
- I've belonged here before?
- 1140
- 01:35:30,040 --> 01:35:34,119
- ♪ Lady by the lake
- holds a mirror to the sky
- 1141
- 01:35:38,640 --> 01:35:43,879
- ♪ Hiding 'neath the clouds
- is where all the little fishes hide
- 1142
- 01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:50,040
- ♪ Sometimes I wonder
- 1143
- 01:35:51,200 --> 01:35:53,720
- ♪ If I close this door
- 1144
- 01:35:55,640 --> 01:36:00,840
- ♪ Will I feel
- I've belonged here before?
- 1145
- 01:36:04,520 --> 01:36:10,119
- ♪ Will I feel
- I've belonged here before?
- 1146
- 01:36:14,439 --> 01:36:18,320
- ♪ Ah, my friend, it's time for me to go
- 1147
- 01:36:23,320 --> 01:36:28,239
- ♪ And where I'm headed
- only the good Lord knows
- 1148
- 01:36:31,800 --> 01:36:34,200
- ♪ Sometimes I wonder
- 1149
- 01:36:35,600 --> 01:36:38,360
- ♪ If I close this door
- 1150
- 01:36:40,119 --> 01:36:45,320
- ♪ Will I feel
- I've belonged here before?
- 1151
- 01:36:49,040 --> 01:36:54,320
- ♪ Will I feel
- I've belonged here before?
- 1152
- 01:36:57,840 --> 01:37:01,000
- ♪ All the caves filled with wonder
- 1153
- 01:37:02,280 --> 01:37:05,280
- ♪ Just beyond the tide
- 1154
- 01:37:06,720 --> 01:37:10,040
- ♪ Makes all the days
- that I've blundered
- 1155
- 01:37:11,119 --> 01:37:14,080
- ♪ Trying not to decide
- 1156
- 01:37:16,280 --> 01:37:18,840
- ♪ Sometimes I wonder
- 1157
- 01:37:20,080 --> 01:37:22,720
- ♪ What if I close this door?
- 1158
- 01:37:24,520 --> 01:37:30,160
- ♪ Will I feel
- I've belonged here before?
- 1159
- 01:37:34,400 --> 01:37:39,000
- ♪ It's time for me to see
- where my will and wheels may take me
- 1160
- 01:37:42,320 --> 01:37:45,518
- ♪ Round the curve, will I hold my nerve?
- 1161
- 01:37:45,520 --> 01:37:47,640
- ♪ Cos there's no braking
- 1162
- 01:37:51,800 --> 01:37:54,200
- ♪ Sometimes I wonder
- 1163
- 01:37:55,600 --> 01:37:58,400
- ♪ What if I close this door?
- 1164
- 01:38:00,080 --> 01:38:05,360
- ♪ Will I feel
- I've belonged here before?
- 1165
- 01:38:09,040 --> 01:38:14,400
- ♪ Will I feel
- I've belonged here before?
- 1166
- 01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:23,080
- ♪ Will I feel
- I've belonged here at all?
- 1167
- 01:38:26,758 --> 01:38:31,758
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