I'm here in this part of the world and the water is fine, but when I go to Japan, what's going on? They put something in there and your sperm goes, I don't know, blank. That's a possibility. Obvious...controlled...mating...you...can't reproduce unless you're allowed to. That's theory 1. Theory 2: sex robots. We touched upon this briefly. But ultimately, if you impregnate a sex robot, you can't impregnate a sex robot, but what would you want to? You wouldn't want a half-man half-robot running around anyway, would you?

What if, in Asia, there was too much spermicide on condoms?...Right?...And then the condoms, once they're in, the spermicide stays there for a very long time and you can't get that shit out and we all know spermicide doesn't come out that shit stays in there and you...have to bleach it out or it won't go anywhere, and...i think that's why they don't have as much populations as we do, and we also eat lots of McDonalds...and that's another theory: McDonalds puts stuff in their food that makes fat people fuck more.

When you think about...what did you...hey...

I'm okay...

I'm okay...

I'm not still thinking about that level...

I'm not, I'm not...

I'm not thinking about the level.

I don't even know...I don't own Ecco the Dolphin...

Dolphins are...I don't get dolphins. Here's the thing, people...and this is an honest discussion...We're gonna have a talk about dolphins...I wanna tell you guys about dolphins...everyone...loves dolphins. Everyone says that dolphins are telepathic. I don't believe that. You don't. I don't. You know why I don't believe that? Because dolphins are fish. And you know what we do with fish? We eat them. And something that you eat can't be spiritual. I'm telling you...

Just think about it...

Just once...

Just for a minute....

Never payed for no "flooah". Never payed for no dolphins. Everyone thinks I own this Ecco the Dolphin bullshit. Got news for you; I don't even know what that is.

Don't blame it on the speech, blame it on the time.

How do we really know time is what it's supposed to be? Think about it. How can you experience time without thinking about it...as time should be?

You can't.

Cause you can't. I'm telling you, you can't do it. You can't do it. Everyone's got a different time. An ant...ready for some deep shit?...clear your mind. Every living life form experiences time at the exact same speed. Here's what I mean: You take an ant. That shit's ZOOMing around, and it s got a one year lifespan at best, right? That one year lifespan is equivalent to the eighty year life span of a human. It perceives time in that way! Okay?! You have an elephant. They are big and they clomp around; there are big elephants. They live to 100-150! For them, it's a little bit...faster. I'm telling you, you guys should think about that shit. Sea Turtles! They move slow...because the rest of the world moves so fast. All of this makes sense, I promise. Trees experience time too in their own way. I'm...king of them.

These are the things I think about...from time to time.

Reality is never that hard to keep up with. Life is definitely...weird...but I think it's a little difficult. I dunno what I'm trying to say. I'm done.

Are we real...or is a plate of shrimp dreaming that the world is real?

You know the Beatles? You know the Beatles, right?...Everyone knows the Beatles. Well...think about this shit. What did John Lennon say in I Am The Walrus? What did that motherfucker say? Goddamn asshole. Fuck is he doing? He said "I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together." I am he as you are God...as you are God...and you are me...and we are all one. And that's what the goo goo g'joob is about. Stupid bitch.

I'm telling you, we're a plate of shrimp.

What if, like...we see colors differently? Like...you see blue and I see blue and we call it blue and you call it blue but in reality, it's just because we're conditioned that way? And you're seeing some weird form of red and I'm seeing blue?

...

Got a retarded guy that comes to my show and does a show called Disabled Hotline...and he's....pretty retarded. And uh...he's really nasty to everyone. Just really nasty. And, y'know, even though he's retarded, you want to be nice to him, because he's a retard...and he treats you like shit...in my opinion, he's using his retard to get away with...being a dick. Think about it for a minute. And that's how you do it.

And that's enough for tonight. Good night everyone.