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Think Like a Man (2012)

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  8. ♪ This is a man's world
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  12. ♪ But it wouldn't be nothing
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  16. ♪ Nothing
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  20. ♪ Without a woman or a girl
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  24. CEDRIC: From the beginning of mankind
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  28. and throughout the world's history,
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  32. there have been clearly defined
  33. rituals of manhood.
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  37. See, these rituals were definitive
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  41. in determining the exact moment
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  45. when a boy became a man.
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  49. (YELLING) (ROARS)
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  53. For example,
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  57. there's the moment when a
  58. boy joins the other men
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  62. in his first engagement in battle.
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  66. Did you know that they used to have public
  67. circumcisions in front of the village?
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  71. (SCREAMS)
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  75. Thank God mine didn't go public.
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  79. And the most significant
  80. moment of all, marriage.
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  84. That's right, I said it.
  85.  
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  88. In fact, marriage used to be
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  92. the ultimate goal of boys and men.
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  96. Because in the old days,
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  100. it was the only way a guy could get
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  104. what he really wanted from a girl.
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  108. (WOMAN MOANING)
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  112. See now today? Woo!
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  116. Things have changed, people.
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  120. I mean, men, we don't have to work
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  124. as hard to get what we want.
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  128. We got the Internet, for God's sake.
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  132. I can be whatever I want on the Internet.
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  136. Today, men have the home court advantage,
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  140. which has left you ladies
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  144. with several different types of men.
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  148. I mean, I don't even know where to start.
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  152. You got the Player.
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  156. ♪ This is a man's world
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  160. Hi, Zekey.
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  164. You sexted?
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  168. Those aren't mine, asshole.
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  172. You sure that's not...
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  176. CEDRIC: Wait a minute, I'm not
  177. done. You got the Mama's Boy.
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  181. Happy, Valentine's Day, sweetie.
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  185. And you, too, Mom.
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  189. (LAUGHS)
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  193. Thank you, sweetie.
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  197. You know, I think I'm just
  198. gonna leave you two alone.
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  202. Wait, babe, where are you going?
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  206. It's okay, Michael. I don't
  207. want to intrude.
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  211. I'll call you? Or not.
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  215. Poor little thing.
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  219. She's blonde.
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  223. CEDRIC: You got the Dreamer.
  224. The Dreamer's funny.
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  228. ♪ This is a man's world ♪
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  232. So I quit my job.
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  236. Yeah,
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  240. I wanna be a chef.
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  244. You wanted to be a paramedic,
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  248. you wanted to be a PR agent, and now
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  252. you wanna be a chef?
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  256. Baby, it's my dream.
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  260. Really, Dominic?
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  264. Because I wanted to be a ballerina
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  268. and Janet Jackson.
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  272. When I was seven.
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  276. Do you know what I wanna be now?
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  280. No.
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  284. Your ex.
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  288. CEDRIC: And last but not least,
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  292. you got the Non-Committer. Pass the ball!
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  296. This one is from me.
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  300. All right, baby.
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  304. All right! Now it's a party. Drum
  305. roll. MICHAEL: Okay, big guy.
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  309. Oh, my God. I will, I will, I will, yes!
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  313. You will what?
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  317. (STRAINED) Oh.
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  321. Earrings
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  325. that I will always treasure.
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  329. You the man, boy.
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  333. Told you.
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  337. Yo! You need a beer?
  338.  
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  341. CEDRIC: Now I'm not saying
  342.  
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  345. there aren't a lot of good men out there.
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  349. Take, for instance, the
  350. Happily Married Man.
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  354. Which brings us to my personal favorite,
  355.  
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  357. 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:06,393
  358. you got the Happier Divorced Guy.
  359.  
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  362. Look at that smile.
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  366. What I'm saying is,
  367.  
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  370. the balance of power has shifted.
  371.  
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  374. But, Zeke, those aren't my
  375. only issues with Gail,
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  379. it's the nagging, it's the yelling,
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  383. it's the crazy mood swings.
  384.  
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  387. I mean, you're not gonna talk
  388. to me no kind of way.
  389.  
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  392. I'm a grown-ass man.
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  396. Grown-ass man.
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  400. You know me, Dom, I'm grown.
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  404. Them weren't the only problems
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  408. you was having with Gail, though, right?
  409.  
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  412. Yo, Zeke, do not get that man started.
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  416. I'm asking a question!
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  420. No, let's get me started up.
  421.  
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  424. Turn the key! Say it, get it out!
  425.  
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  428. Rumor has it that Gail
  429. was whooping that ass.
  430.  
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  432. 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:32,628
  433. What's the first word you said?
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  437. I think it was "whooping that ass."
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  441. No, first word you said was "rumor."
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  445. 'Cause that's what it was,
  446. Zeke. It's a rumor.
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  450. Ced, you walked in the gym the other day
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  454. with a little nugget in
  455. the side of your eye.
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  459. I fell down the steps, Mike! Okay?
  460.  
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  462. 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:44,056
  463. I got steps, my steps got a slope in them.
  464.  
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  467. You ever walked down a slope
  468. with dress shoes on?
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  472. Wait, so, she kicked your ass,
  473. then you fell down the steps?
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  477. See, now it makes perfect sense.
  478.  
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  481. CEDRIC: That's real funny.
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  485. Look at the white man trying to make
  486. light of the relationship issues
  487.  
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  490. of a brother. It's not like that.
  491.  
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  494. No, it is like that. Let me
  495. tell you something, J.
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  499. Black people marched and died
  500.  
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  503. for the right to fight and treat
  504. each other like shit.
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  508. Oh, my God. You did not march,
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  512. you do not have that right.
  513. Neither do you, Bennett.
  514.  
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  517. I saw it on TV.
  518.  
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  521. They show those marches a lot in February.
  522.  
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  524. 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:06,245
  525. Stop.
  526.  
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  529. Your wife kicked your ass. It's
  530. really not that big of a deal.
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  534. There's worse things. It's
  535. my ex-wife. Okay?
  536.  
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  539. Y'all need to get in the habit
  540. of saying that. Ex-wife.
  541.  
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  544. (ALL LAUGHING) You know,
  545. it really kills me
  546.  
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  548. 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:15,462
  549. how y'all like to laugh at my pain.
  550.  
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  553. I can't wait till y'all experience
  554.  
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  557. the shit I'm experiencing.
  558.  
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  560. 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:21,176
  561. I say Rush Street, first round on Bennett.
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  565. Uh...
  566.  
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  569. I'm supposed to have dinner
  570. with Kristen tonight.
  571.  
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  574. She'll understand, she's cool.
  575. I'll send her a text.
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  579. VICKI: Welcome back, everybody.
  580.  
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  583. We are still here
  584.  
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  587. with best-selling author Steve Harvey.
  588.  
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  591. Well, what I try to get
  592. women to understand
  593.  
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  596. is that times have changed,
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  600. but your playbook hasn't.
  601.  
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  604. I've gotten thousands of letters
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  608. from all kinds of women
  609.  
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  612. who can't seem to find a man, keep a man
  613.  
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  616. or get what they want from their man.
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  620. Until you understand how a man loves,
  621.  
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  623. 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:55,294
  624. how a man operates, how he thinks,
  625.  
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  628. until you get into the mindset of a man,
  629.  
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  632. you will never win with
  633. us in the game of love.
  634.  
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  637. VICKI: Well, we certainly
  638. want to win with you
  639.  
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  642. in the game of love, Steve.
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  646. We have a question in the audience.
  647.  
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  650. WOMAN: Hi, Steve.
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  654. I've been living with my
  655. boyfriend for five years
  656.  
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  659. and he says that he loves me
  660. and he's fully committed.
  661.  
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  664. I guess what I want to know
  665.  
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  668. is how come he hasn't popped the question?
  669.  
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  672. He hasn't popped the question
  673.  
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  676. because you haven't required him to.
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  680. VICKI: We'll be right back.
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  684. (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING) (PEOPLE
  685. TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
  686.  
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  689. MAN: Can I get two beers? Hey!
  690.  
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  693. I'm Cedric. Cedric, Cedric.
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  697. Yeah, I'm not married.
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  701. That's why I'm not wearing a ring.
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  705. I'm sorry,
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  709. but Jesus has my heart.
  710.  
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  713. Yeah, no, no, no, I get that.
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  717. I love Jesus, too.
  718.  
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  721. I talked to him today,
  722.  
  723. 172
  724. 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:43,967
  725. I was like, "Jesus," I
  726. said, "I need a girl!"
  727.  
  728. 173
  729. 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:45,344
  730. And I get here and I see you,
  731.  
  732. 174
  733. 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:46,678
  734. so I was like, "Thank you."
  735.  
  736. 175
  737. 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,638
  738. You see Ced over there trying
  739. to pull that PYT?
  740.  
  741. 176
  742. 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:51,725
  743. MICHAEL: Oh, she bad as hell.
  744.  
  745. 177
  746. 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:52,809
  747. See, thinking like that,
  748.  
  749. 178
  750. 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:54,019
  751. you lose the game before you even step in.
  752.  
  753. 179
  754. 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:55,270
  755. What are you talking about?
  756.  
  757. 180
  758. 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:57,647
  759. I'ma go on and leave.
  760.  
  761. 181
  762. 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,232
  763. Hey.
  764.  
  765. 182
  766. 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:02,319
  767. She's crazy. And I don't like her knees.
  768.  
  769. 183
  770. 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:04,696
  771. Excuse me, Miss, I noticed
  772. that you were...
  773.  
  774. 184
  775. 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,698
  776. (GROANS) Honestly, I couldn't care less
  777.  
  778. 185
  779. 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,241
  780. about whatever it is you have to say.
  781.  
  782. 186
  783. 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:09,368
  784. And I can appreciate that.
  785.  
  786. 187
  787. 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:10,994
  788. I just know that I've seen you here before
  789.  
  790. 188
  791. 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,371
  792. and you're usually so stunning...
  793.  
  794. 189
  795. 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,164
  796. And you'll always have those memories.
  797.  
  798. 190
  799. 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,833
  800. In fact, why don't you walk
  801. away and pretend this...
  802.  
  803. 191
  804. 00:06:17,001 --> 00:06:18,502
  805. I don't know what I did to
  806. make you so defensive.
  807.  
  808. 192
  809. 00:06:18,669 --> 00:06:20,337
  810. All I'm saying is, whatever it is,
  811.  
  812. 193
  813. 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:21,880
  814. it's no reason to let yourself
  815. go, that's it.
  816.  
  817. 194
  818. 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:23,548
  819. Let myself go?
  820.  
  821. 195
  822. 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:24,758
  823. I didn't mean any disrespect...
  824.  
  825. 196
  826. 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:26,176
  827. Let me tell your tired ass something.
  828.  
  829. 197
  830. 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:27,260
  831. Something's changed.
  832.  
  833. 198
  834. 00:06:27,428 --> 00:06:28,762
  835. Usually, there's an aura,
  836.  
  837. 199
  838. 00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:30,430
  839. there's a glint about you
  840. that I'm not seeing.
  841.  
  842. 200
  843. 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:32,682
  844. And I don't know if it's a relationship
  845.  
  846. 201
  847. 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:35,519
  848. or if it's job related, it's just...
  849.  
  850. 202
  851. 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:36,812
  852. Is that it?
  853.  
  854. 203
  855. 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,398
  856. It's work related?
  857.  
  858. 204
  859. 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:43,485
  860. Well, to be honest,
  861.  
  862. 205
  863. 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:47,030
  864. I was laid off from my job
  865. about two months ago.
  866.  
  867. 206
  868. 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,115
  869. This damn economy.
  870.  
  871. 207
  872. 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:49,908
  873. How'd it go? CEDRIC: Not good, man.
  874.  
  875. 208
  876. 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,119
  877. Yo, I literally have nothing
  878. to say anymore.
  879.  
  880. 209
  881. 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:53,328
  882. I don't know what's going on.
  883.  
  884. 210
  885. 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,913
  886. And my breath ain't right. (GROANS)
  887.  
  888. 211
  889. 00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:56,540
  890. Drink a beer. You smell it?
  891.  
  892. 212
  893. 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:57,999
  894. You can't let that steal your smile,
  895.  
  896. 213
  897. 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:59,376
  898. 'cause that smile that I'm talking about,
  899.  
  900. 214
  901. 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:01,461
  902. that's gonna get you that
  903. next CEO gig, you get it?
  904.  
  905. 215
  906. 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:02,712
  907. See now? See? You're smiling.
  908.  
  909. 216
  910. 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:04,589
  911. Now I'm smiling.
  912.  
  913. 217
  914. 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:05,757
  915. I'ma walk away from here like a fairy now,
  916.  
  917. 218
  918. 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:06,925
  919. 'cause I'm all happy.
  920.  
  921. 219
  922. 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:08,802
  923. A fairy? (LAUGHS) Yeah.
  924.  
  925. 220
  926. 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,470
  927. Have a good evening.
  928.  
  929. 221
  930. 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:11,721
  931. Thank you.
  932.  
  933. 222
  934. 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:14,933
  935. Got shot down.
  936.  
  937. 223
  938. 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:16,017
  939. (MOUTHING) Two, one...
  940.  
  941. 224
  942. 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,102
  943. Wait.
  944.  
  945. 225
  946. 00:07:20,356 --> 00:07:22,983
  947. She calling him back for another
  948. episode of crazy.
  949.  
  950. 226
  951. 00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:24,401
  952. Here.
  953.  
  954. 227
  955. 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:26,862
  956. She probably shot him down. Twice.
  957.  
  958. 228
  959. 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:28,655
  960. Crazy, right? Man.
  961.  
  962. 229
  963. 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:31,116
  964. Talking about Jesus and she don't
  965. speak English and stuff, right?
  966.  
  967. 230
  968. 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,284
  969. Luck of mine.
  970.  
  971. 231
  972. 00:07:32,368 --> 00:07:33,452
  973. She actually gave me her damn number.
  974.  
  975. 232
  976. 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:34,536
  977. (ALL EXCLAIMING)
  978.  
  979. 233
  980. 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,580
  981. The Dark Knight strikes again.
  982.  
  983. 234
  984. 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:37,831
  985. How great is Kristen, man?
  986.  
  987. 235
  988. 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:38,915
  989. Nice.
  990.  
  991. 236
  992. 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,083
  993. She's a phenomenal girl.
  994.  
  995. 237
  996. 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:41,668
  997. I just don't understand why
  998. she's with this dude.
  999.  
  1000. 238
  1001. 00:07:41,752 --> 00:07:43,503
  1002. CEDRIC: Nobody does. How
  1003. good is your credit?
  1004.  
  1005. 239
  1006. 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:45,839
  1007. It's up. Low 400s, 430?
  1008.  
  1009. 240
  1010. 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,966
  1011. Goddamn! A 430?
  1012.  
  1013. 241
  1014. 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:50,010
  1015. You can't even get a Discover Card!
  1016.  
  1017. 242
  1018. 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:51,636
  1019. Don't white people start off
  1020. with a 500 credit score?
  1021.  
  1022. 243
  1023. 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:54,181
  1024. Five-fifty, 475 if you're a mulatto.
  1025.  
  1026. 244
  1027. 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:55,599
  1028. GAIL: Cedric!
  1029.  
  1030. 245
  1031. 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:56,933
  1032. Yes, Gail.
  1033.  
  1034. 246
  1035. 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:58,602
  1036. Gail, listen to what I'm trying to say!
  1037.  
  1038. 247
  1039. 00:07:58,686 --> 00:07:59,769
  1040. Gail, I don't care!
  1041.  
  1042. 248
  1043. 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:01,480
  1044. I don't care what you take out the garage!
  1045.  
  1046. 249
  1047. 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:02,898
  1048. Gail, you can take the whole damn garage.
  1049.  
  1050. 250
  1051. 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:04,649
  1052. Let me tell you something.
  1053. Here's what I want,
  1054.  
  1055. 251
  1056. 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,151
  1057. and this is what's... (PHONE BEEPS) Hello?
  1058.  
  1059. 252
  1060. 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,360
  1061. Gail?
  1062.  
  1063. 253
  1064. 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,570
  1065. Y'all, I swear...
  1066.  
  1067. 254
  1068. 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:10,447
  1069. She didn't let me finish my sentence.
  1070. I don't like that.
  1071.  
  1072. 255
  1073. 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:12,657
  1074. Hey, Ced. When's the divorce
  1075. gonna be final?
  1076.  
  1077. 256
  1078. 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:14,242
  1079. Goodness, if I had to guess,
  1080.  
  1081. 257
  1082. 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,203
  1083. I'd say like four weeks, 367 hours,
  1084.  
  1085. 258
  1086. 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:17,787
  1087. 22 minutes, 32 seconds.
  1088.  
  1089. 259
  1090. 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:18,914
  1091. That's just a guess.
  1092.  
  1093. 260
  1094. 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:20,624
  1095. Who's counting? ZEKE: But you
  1096. know what we should do?
  1097.  
  1098. 261
  1099. 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:22,876
  1100. We should take Cedric out for
  1101. celebration game night.
  1102.  
  1103. 262
  1104. 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,336
  1105. I can't do Sunday. This Sunday,
  1106.  
  1107. 263
  1108. 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:26,421
  1109. dinner with my ma. Little
  1110. casserole action...
  1111.  
  1112. 264
  1113. 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:27,547
  1114. JEREMY: That's every Sunday.
  1115.  
  1116. 265
  1117. 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:31,009
  1118. I can't do Sunday either. Jonah's
  1119. got a violin recital.
  1120.  
  1121. 266
  1122. 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,470
  1123. My God, dude, your kid has
  1124. way too many recitals.
  1125.  
  1126. 267
  1127. 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:36,056
  1128. Wait a minute, hold on, wait.
  1129. Your son play the violin?
  1130.  
  1131. 268
  1132. 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:37,933
  1133. And the cello. Yo, he's gay.
  1134.  
  1135. 269
  1136. 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,017
  1137. Playing the violin doesn't make him gay.
  1138.  
  1139. 270
  1140. 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:40,185
  1141. Yes, it does.
  1142.  
  1143. 271
  1144. 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:41,353
  1145. Name me one gay violinist.
  1146.  
  1147. 272
  1148. 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:42,479
  1149. Your son.
  1150.  
  1151. 273
  1152. 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:43,647
  1153. Listen to this.
  1154.  
  1155. 274
  1156. 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:46,024
  1157. Cedric is about to be released from
  1158. the shackles of Gail-Hell.
  1159.  
  1160. 275
  1161. 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,109
  1162. Forever. And we're about
  1163. to miss it for what?
  1164.  
  1165. 276
  1166. 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,486
  1167. Another Jonah recital.
  1168.  
  1169. 277
  1170. 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,613
  1171. By the way, he sucks. BENNETT: Really?
  1172.  
  1173. 278
  1174. 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,448
  1175. I'd expect that from them, not you.
  1176.  
  1177. 279
  1178. 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:54,741
  1179. What do you mean, "them"?
  1180.  
  1181. 280
  1182. 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:56,034
  1183. Like what, like black people or what?
  1184.  
  1185. 281
  1186. 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,369
  1187. Absolutely.
  1188.  
  1189. 282
  1190. 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:59,412
  1191. I don't get mad because he's
  1192. bold enough to say it.
  1193.  
  1194. 283
  1195. 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:01,331
  1196. Seriously, you have ears. Kid's tone-deaf.
  1197.  
  1198. 284
  1199. 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,875
  1200. This is his big solo. They're
  1201. playing the Gap Band.
  1202.  
  1203. 285
  1204. 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,335
  1205. You know, Dropped a Bomb on Me,
  1206.  
  1207. 286
  1208. 00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:07,128
  1209. and he's got the last...
  1210. (MIMICS PLAYING) "Baby!"
  1211.  
  1212. 287
  1213. 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:09,839
  1214. Look, I got a great idea. I'll
  1215. have my mom cook for us.
  1216.  
  1217. 288
  1218. 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,758
  1219. She'll make some chocolate chip
  1220. cookies, a big casserole.
  1221.  
  1222. 289
  1223. 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:12,926
  1224. We'll do it the right way.
  1225.  
  1226. 290
  1227. 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:14,970
  1228. Mike, I almost punched you in
  1229. your damn face just now, man.
  1230.  
  1231. 291
  1232. 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,096
  1233. And I was gonna add a head butt.
  1234.  
  1235. 292
  1236. 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,597
  1237. I'm not going over your mom house
  1238.  
  1239. 293
  1240. 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:18,974
  1241. to celebrate my damn divorce party!
  1242.  
  1243. 294
  1244. 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,141
  1245. We gotta eat. We can start there...
  1246.  
  1247. 295
  1248. 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,393
  1249. I don't wanna eat with your mom!
  1250.  
  1251. 296
  1252. 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:22,769
  1253. I ain't going over his mom house.
  1254.  
  1255. 297
  1256. 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:24,563
  1257. Look, she just got the new Tyler Perry,
  1258.  
  1259. 298
  1260. 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,189
  1261. For Colored Girls on Blu-ray.
  1262.  
  1263. 299
  1264. 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:27,774
  1265. We'll just have a nice
  1266. little fellas night,
  1267.  
  1268. 300
  1269. 00:09:27,858 --> 00:09:28,984
  1270. a chill-out night.
  1271.  
  1272. 301
  1273. 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:31,152
  1274. Let me tell you what happens, Janet
  1275. Jackson gets AIDS at the end
  1276.  
  1277. 302
  1278. 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,697
  1279. and some crazy guy throws his kids
  1280. out the window. You good?
  1281.  
  1282. 303
  1283. 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:35,448
  1284. Can we party now? Let's do it! I hate you.
  1285.  
  1286. 304
  1287. 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:37,576
  1288. All right, put 'em up! Yes, sir.
  1289.  
  1290. 305
  1291. 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:40,912
  1292. Fine, I'm in, man.
  1293.  
  1294. 306
  1295. 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,416
  1296. Life is great, fellas.
  1297. May it never change.
  1298.  
  1299. 307
  1300. 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:46,501
  1301. CEDRIC: None of us could have known
  1302.  
  1303. 308
  1304. 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,919
  1305. that the first bomb had been dropped.
  1306.  
  1307. 309
  1308. 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,421
  1309. The war had been declared.
  1310.  
  1311. 310
  1312. 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,047
  1313. And hard-worn secrets
  1314.  
  1315. 311
  1316. 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:52,966
  1317. had now fallen into the
  1318. hands of the enemy.
  1319.  
  1320. 312
  1321. 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:55,010
  1322. We had been betrayed by one of our own.
  1323.  
  1324. 313
  1325. 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,219
  1326. A man.
  1327.  
  1328. 314
  1329. 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,971
  1330. I'm talking about a man with a penis.
  1331.  
  1332. 315
  1333. 00:09:58,055 --> 00:09:59,723
  1334. Someone who should know better.
  1335.  
  1336. 316
  1337. 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:02,642
  1338. And because of those actions,
  1339. a blitz was now on its way,
  1340.  
  1341. 317
  1342. 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:05,228
  1343. that would affect my entire
  1344. Band of Brothers.
  1345.  
  1346. 318
  1347. 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,522
  1348. VICKI: We have another question
  1349. in the audience, Steve.
  1350.  
  1351. 319
  1352. 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:08,815
  1353. Steve, I keep hooking up with guys
  1354.  
  1355. 320
  1356. 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,025
  1357. who don't want a relationship.
  1358.  
  1359. 321
  1360. 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:11,443
  1361. Why don't you stop hooking up?
  1362.  
  1363. 322
  1364. 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,652
  1365. Did you hear that?
  1366.  
  1367. 323
  1368. 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:16,406
  1369. Listen, men respect women
  1370. who have standards.
  1371.  
  1372. 324
  1373. 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:17,699
  1374. Just get some.
  1375.  
  1376. 325
  1377. 00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:19,534
  1378. Exactly.
  1379.  
  1380. 326
  1381. 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:21,745
  1382. WOMAN 2: Steve, I'm a partner
  1383. in my law firm,
  1384.  
  1385. 327
  1386. 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:22,996
  1387. I own my own home,
  1388.  
  1389. 328
  1390. 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:25,040
  1391. but I've been single for three years.
  1392.  
  1393. 329
  1394. 00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:27,834
  1395. Why can't I seem to find a man
  1396. to live up to my standards?
  1397.  
  1398. 330
  1399. 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,961
  1400. Maybe you need to adjust
  1401. them a little bit.
  1402.  
  1403. 331
  1404. 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,963
  1405. Bullshit. VICKI: Are you saying
  1406. that we should settle?
  1407.  
  1408. 332
  1409. 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,633
  1410. Look, you make six figures.
  1411. Does he have to?
  1412.  
  1413. 333
  1414. 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:35,717
  1415. Yes.
  1416.  
  1417. 334
  1418. 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:38,136
  1419. You own your own home. Does he have to?
  1420.  
  1421. 335
  1422. 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,304
  1423. Yes and yes.
  1424.  
  1425. 336
  1426. 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,014
  1427. VICKI: We have another question
  1428. here in the audience.
  1429.  
  1430. 337
  1431. 00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:43,642
  1432. Hi, Steve. I'm currently dating
  1433.  
  1434. 338
  1435. 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:44,934
  1436. and I just wanna know
  1437.  
  1438. 339
  1439. 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,436
  1440. when is the right time for me
  1441.  
  1442. 340
  1443. 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,064
  1444. to introduce my man to my kid? Oh!
  1445.  
  1446. 341
  1447. 00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:51,775
  1448. I know that single women
  1449. don't want to have
  1450.  
  1451. 342
  1452. 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:53,818
  1453. a parade of men coming through the house.
  1454.  
  1455. 343
  1456. 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,070
  1457. Exactly! I get that.
  1458.  
  1459. 344
  1460. 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:57,197
  1461. But if a guy is a serious contender...
  1462. What up, Momma?
  1463.  
  1464. 345
  1465. 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,531
  1466. Excuse you?
  1467.  
  1468. 346
  1469. 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:00,492
  1470. ...bring him in as soon as
  1471. possible. Morning, Mom.
  1472.  
  1473. 347
  1474. 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,494
  1475. Because if you invest six months in a man
  1476.  
  1477. 348
  1478. 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,329
  1479. and then you introduce him to the kids
  1480.  
  1481. 349
  1482. 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,916
  1483. and he's not feeling the
  1484. kids, or vice versa,
  1485.  
  1486. 350
  1487. 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:10,710
  1488. then guess what? You just
  1489. wasted six months.
  1490.  
  1491. 351
  1492. 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:12,754
  1493. That's true. Did that.
  1494.  
  1495. 352
  1496. 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:23,306
  1497. Alex?
  1498.  
  1499. 353
  1500. 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:27,686
  1501. Alex!
  1502.  
  1503. 354
  1504. 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:29,145
  1505. Wake up!
  1506.  
  1507. 355
  1508. 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,318
  1509. Look, babe, I got us two
  1510. double-shot lattes.
  1511.  
  1512. 356
  1513. 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,612
  1514. Thanks, baby. Here.
  1515.  
  1516. 357
  1517. 00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:40,615
  1518. Figured we needed some caffeine
  1519. after last night.
  1520.  
  1521. 358
  1522. 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,576
  1523. It was amazing. Mmm-hmm.
  1524.  
  1525. 359
  1526. 00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:48,039
  1527. I'm gonna go and freshen up.
  1528.  
  1529. 360
  1530. 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,668
  1531. So, I'll be right back.
  1532.  
  1533. 361
  1534. 00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:53,545
  1535. I'll be right here.
  1536.  
  1537. 362
  1538. 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:57,424
  1539. Don't move.
  1540.  
  1541. 363
  1542. 00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:58,633
  1543. Don't worry, I won't.
  1544.  
  1545. 364
  1546. 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:02,345
  1547. So, babe, I was thinking
  1548.  
  1549. 365
  1550. 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,514
  1551. maybe we could go on our first real date.
  1552.  
  1553. 366
  1554. 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,391
  1555. We could go see a movie? Yeah, babe.
  1556.  
  1557. 367
  1558. 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,517
  1559. We should do that.
  1560.  
  1561. 368
  1562. 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:10,186
  1563. Things between us are gonna start
  1564. getting real serious, baby.
  1565.  
  1566. 369
  1567. 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:14,107
  1568. MYA: Okay, so I was thinking maybe we could
  1569. go see the new Tyler Perry movie.
  1570.  
  1571. 370
  1572. 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,275
  1573. You know, the one where the guy's,
  1574.  
  1575. 371
  1576. 00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:16,484
  1577. like, mean to his girlfriend,
  1578.  
  1579. 372
  1580. 00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,653
  1581. and a nice guy comes and rescues her
  1582.  
  1583. 373
  1584. 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,864
  1585. and at the end, they both find Jesus.
  1586.  
  1587. 374
  1588. 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:25,368
  1589. Alex? So, yes to the Tyler Perry movie?
  1590.  
  1591. 375
  1592. 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,620
  1593. Alex!
  1594.  
  1595. 376
  1596. 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,498
  1597. (DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
  1598.  
  1599. 377
  1600. 00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:34,627
  1601. "Michelle"?
  1602.  
  1603. 378
  1604. 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,048
  1605. It's Mya, asshole!
  1606.  
  1607. 379
  1608. 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:40,967
  1609. Mya.
  1610.  
  1611. 380
  1612. 00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:43,219
  1613. (SIGHS)
  1614.  
  1615. 381
  1616. 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,972
  1617. Did this nigga take my coffee?
  1618.  
  1619. 382
  1620. 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,724
  1621. CEDRIC: It was like some long-hidden truth
  1622.  
  1623. 383
  1624. 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,058
  1625. had finally been released
  1626.  
  1627. 384
  1628. 00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:51,269
  1629. in hardcover and paperback.
  1630.  
  1631. 385
  1632. 00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:53,188
  1633. For my book club.
  1634.  
  1635. 386
  1636. 00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:54,898
  1637. For me! For my mom!
  1638.  
  1639. 387
  1640. 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,650
  1641. For the first time in their
  1642. lives, women all over
  1643.  
  1644. 388
  1645. 00:12:57,818 --> 00:13:00,612
  1646. stopped turning to other women
  1647. for relationship advice.
  1648.  
  1649. 389
  1650. 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,821
  1651. Really?
  1652.  
  1653. 390
  1654. 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,072
  1655. I got one too many.
  1656.  
  1657. 391
  1658. 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,240
  1659. Thank you.
  1660.  
  1661. 392
  1662. 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:07,494
  1663. Instead, they went straight
  1664. to a man, Steve Harvey.
  1665.  
  1666. 393
  1667. 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:09,996
  1668. He had made his name as a comedian,
  1669.  
  1670. 394
  1671. 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,372
  1672. but this shit here? This wasn't funny.
  1673.  
  1674. 395
  1675. 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,124
  1676. And because of this,
  1677.  
  1678. 396
  1679. 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,667
  1680. things would never be the same.
  1681.  
  1682. 397
  1683. 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:38,691
  1684. Excuse me?
  1685.  
  1686. 398
  1687. 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:40,443
  1688. Yeah, hi.
  1689.  
  1690. 399
  1691. 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,320
  1692. Hey, did you by any chance
  1693. go to Fairfax High?
  1694.  
  1695. 400
  1696. 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:43,780
  1697. Yes.
  1698.  
  1699. 401
  1700. 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,406
  1701. I went there as well. Michael Hanover.
  1702.  
  1703. 402
  1704. 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,408
  1705. Candace Hall. Yeah, I remember.
  1706.  
  1707. 403
  1708. 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:49,035
  1709. I had classes with your sister Lisa.
  1710.  
  1711. 404
  1712. 00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:51,412
  1713. CASHIER: Next in line. I'm sorry,
  1714. I don't recognize you.
  1715.  
  1716. 405
  1717. 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,957
  1718. Well, yeah, I was, like, five feet tall,
  1719.  
  1720. 406
  1721. 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,291
  1722. 99 pounds when we graduated.
  1723.  
  1724. 407
  1725. 00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:57,627
  1726. I had the glasses and the buck teeth.
  1727.  
  1728. 408
  1729. 00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,671
  1730. Oh. (LAUGHS)
  1731.  
  1732. 409
  1733. 00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,339
  1734. That look familiar, maybe down here?
  1735.  
  1736. 410
  1737. 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,841
  1738. Yeah, you do.
  1739.  
  1740. 411
  1741. 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:05,552
  1742. I don't know if that's a good
  1743. thing or a bad thing.
  1744.  
  1745. 412
  1746. 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:06,886
  1747. You dissing me already?
  1748.  
  1749. 413
  1750. 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,055
  1751. Well, you've grown up. Quite nicely.
  1752.  
  1753. 414
  1754. 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:11,558
  1755. And you haven't changed a
  1756. bit. You look amazing.
  1757.  
  1758. 415
  1759. 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:15,395
  1760. Well, you need to put those
  1761. glasses back on, obviously.
  1762.  
  1763. 416
  1764. 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,856
  1765. No, actually, I'm nearsighted.
  1766.  
  1767. 417
  1768. 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,900
  1769. Besides, I mean, how could
  1770. I forget my teenage crush?
  1771.  
  1772. 418
  1773. 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:23,945
  1774. I used to look at you
  1775. walk down the hallway
  1776.  
  1777. 419
  1778. 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,823
  1779. and just fall into your smile.
  1780.  
  1781. 420
  1782. 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:30,827
  1783. I'm rambling, I do that when
  1784. I get nervous. Mmm.
  1785.  
  1786. 421
  1787. 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,495
  1788. CASHIER: Next in line.
  1789.  
  1790. 422
  1791. 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:35,206
  1792. Well, it was nice meeting,
  1793. I mean, seeing you.
  1794.  
  1795. 423
  1796. 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:38,334
  1797. It's nice finally being seen.
  1798.  
  1799. 424
  1800. 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:39,919
  1801. (CLEARS THROAT) CASHIER:
  1802. Next in line, please.
  1803.  
  1804. 425
  1805. 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,303
  1806. Candace?
  1807.  
  1808. 426
  1809. 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,347
  1810. Could we go grab a cup of
  1811. coffee or something?
  1812.  
  1813. 427
  1814. 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,099
  1815. We could maybe catch up on
  1816. old times we never had.
  1817.  
  1818. 428
  1819. 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,352
  1820. I can't, actually. I have to pick up my...
  1821.  
  1822. 429
  1823. 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,770
  1824. Husband? No...
  1825.  
  1826. 430
  1827. 00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,689
  1828. You got a boyfriend? No, I have a son.
  1829.  
  1830. 431
  1831. 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,025
  1832. Oh...
  1833.  
  1834. 432
  1835. 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,364
  1836. Well, how about dinner?
  1837.  
  1838. 433
  1839. 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:14,329
  1840. Yeah.
  1841.  
  1842. 434
  1843. 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,584
  1844. KRISTEN: I finally get it. GINA: Get what?
  1845.  
  1846. 435
  1847. 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,503
  1848. Getting Jeremy to propose is like getting
  1849. Jeremy to paint the kitchen
  1850.  
  1851. 436
  1852. 00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:23,963
  1853. or put the toilet seat down.
  1854.  
  1855. 437
  1856. 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:27,508
  1857. It's not gonna happen until
  1858. I require him to.
  1859.  
  1860. 438
  1861. 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,344
  1862. And I haven't required him
  1863. to do a damn thing.
  1864.  
  1865. 439
  1866. 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:30,428
  1867. Hmm.
  1868.  
  1869. 440
  1870. 00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:32,472
  1871. You know we still go halfsies
  1872. on everything?
  1873.  
  1874. 441
  1875. 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,890
  1876. I thought that was your idea.
  1877.  
  1878. 442
  1879. 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,141
  1880. Yeah, in college.
  1881.  
  1882. 443
  1883. 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,310
  1884. He was work study and
  1885. I felt sorry for him.
  1886.  
  1887. 444
  1888. 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,562
  1889. And I am still paying for it, to this day.
  1890.  
  1891. 445
  1892. 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,105
  1893. Hey, I'm Kristen.
  1894.  
  1895. 446
  1896. 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,399
  1897. Hi, welcome. Welcome, please sign in.
  1898.  
  1899. 447
  1900. 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,443
  1901. Congratulations.
  1902.  
  1903. 448
  1904. 00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,028
  1905. NIJA: Thank you. Six months.
  1906.  
  1907. 449
  1908. 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,655
  1909. Yeah, and we can't wait.
  1910.  
  1911. 450
  1912. 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,531
  1913. Thank you.
  1914.  
  1915. 451
  1916. 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,867
  1917. Here, come on.
  1918.  
  1919. 452
  1920. 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,077
  1921. Watch your step.
  1922.  
  1923. 453
  1924. 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:55,578
  1925. See, that is a man with a plan.
  1926.  
  1927. 454
  1928. 00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:57,914
  1929. He knows what he wants,
  1930. he knows what he has.
  1931.  
  1932. 455
  1933. 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,167
  1934. I sell beautiful homes for a living
  1935.  
  1936. 456
  1937. 00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:03,169
  1938. and we live in a frat house for the boys.
  1939.  
  1940. 457
  1941. 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,588
  1942. Last Valentine's Day, the boys were there.
  1943.  
  1944. 458
  1945. 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:06,881
  1946. So, you're saying, you're...
  1947.  
  1948. 459
  1949. 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,675
  1950. My God, I'm one of the boys,
  1951.  
  1952. 460
  1953. 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,760
  1954. except I have a vagina!
  1955.  
  1956. 461
  1957. 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,346
  1958. I swear to God, Frodo Baggins
  1959. had it easier.
  1960.  
  1961. 462
  1962. 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,555
  1963. I'm sorry, who?
  1964.  
  1965. 463
  1966. 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,015
  1967. Frodo, from The Hobbit.
  1968.  
  1969. 464
  1970. 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,433
  1971. I don't do hobbits.
  1972.  
  1973. 465
  1974. 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,602
  1975. Right, no, me neither. That's so lame.
  1976.  
  1977. 466
  1978. 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,187
  1979. Jeremy had a chess set.
  1980.  
  1981. 467
  1982. 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,522
  1983. It's totally stupid.
  1984.  
  1985. 468
  1986. 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:23,773
  1987. Okay, so what are you gonna do?
  1988.  
  1989. 469
  1990. 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,441
  1991. You're gonna trick him into
  1992. giving you a ring?
  1993.  
  1994. 470
  1995. 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:29,737
  1996. I'm not gonna trick him. I'm
  1997. going to require him.
  1998.  
  1999. 471
  2000. 00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,531
  2001. It's been nine years. Uh-huh.
  2002.  
  2003. 472
  2004. 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,533
  2005. So, what makes you think
  2006. it's gonna change now?
  2007.  
  2008. 473
  2009. 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,034
  2010. I've got some new information.
  2011.  
  2012. 474
  2013. 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,369
  2014. Oh, you do?
  2015.  
  2016. 475
  2017. 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:39,914
  2018. Yeah, because Steve says "Don't
  2019. hate the Player..."
  2020.  
  2021. 476
  2022. 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,041
  2023. Change the game.
  2024.  
  2025. 477
  2026. 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,252
  2027. BENNETT: It's your shot. Wait!
  2028.  
  2029. 478
  2030. 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,420
  2031. You gotta raise your left leg.
  2032.  
  2033. 479
  2034. 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,008
  2035. (GRUNTS)
  2036.  
  2037. 480
  2038. 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,428
  2039. H-O, you're a ho.
  2040.  
  2041. 481
  2042. 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:54,721
  2043. Really? I'm a ho?
  2044.  
  2045. 482
  2046. 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:56,389
  2047. I've been with the same
  2048. woman for nine years.
  2049.  
  2050. 483
  2051. 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,391
  2052. I'm the Stedman Graham of
  2053. relationships, all right?
  2054.  
  2055. 484
  2056. 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,309
  2057. Bro, I'm not saying ho like "whore."
  2058.  
  2059. 485
  2060. 00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,477
  2061. I'm saying ho,
  2062.  
  2063. 486
  2064. 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:02,729
  2065. like punk bitch that's been henpecked,
  2066.  
  2067. 487
  2068. 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,272
  2069. so he ain't got no more nuts,
  2070.  
  2071. 488
  2072. 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,481
  2073. 'cause his girl runs the house. Oh!
  2074.  
  2075. 489
  2076. 00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:07,900
  2077. Speaking of which, how's Kristen?
  2078. She's incredible.
  2079.  
  2080. 490
  2081. 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:11,070
  2082. We were up till 2:00 a.m. playing Call
  2083. ofDuty last night. She loved it.
  2084.  
  2085. 491
  2086. 00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:13,156
  2087. She does it... She does it for you.
  2088.  
  2089. 492
  2090. 00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:14,532
  2091. I know my woman, okay?
  2092.  
  2093. 493
  2094. 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:16,492
  2095. Fantasy? Science fiction? Action figures?
  2096.  
  2097. 494
  2098. 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,119
  2099. All the stuff I love, she loves, too.
  2100.  
  2101. 495
  2102. 00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,162
  2103. No, she does that shit
  2104.  
  2105. 496
  2106. 00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,913
  2107. for you, trust me. Deep down
  2108. inside, she's thinking...
  2109.  
  2110. 497
  2111. 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,791
  2112. This is some silly-ass shit.
  2113.  
  2114. 498
  2115. 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,169
  2116. What the hell?
  2117.  
  2118. 499
  2119. 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,004
  2120. No wonder Jeremy hasn't proposed yet,
  2121.  
  2122. 500
  2123. 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:29,297
  2124. he hasn't gone through puberty.
  2125.  
  2126. 501
  2127. 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,175
  2128. It's time for a little spring cleaning.
  2129.  
  2130. 502
  2131. 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,179
  2132. You first.
  2133.  
  2134. 503
  2135. 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,181
  2136. No, no. That's your problem, Gail.
  2137.  
  2138. 504
  2139. 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,183
  2140. You don't never want to listen,
  2141. you just want to talk.
  2142.  
  2143. 505
  2144. 00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,851
  2145. What'd I say? I said I'm
  2146. gonna be there tomorrow.
  2147.  
  2148. 506
  2149. 00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:44,270
  2150. No, no, no. Listen, Gail...
  2151.  
  2152. 507
  2153. 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,772
  2154. I'm not gonna go back and
  2155. forth with you. Oh, man.
  2156.  
  2157. 508
  2158. 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,357
  2159. 'Cause I'm trying to talk and you ain't
  2160. gonna let me say what I... Hello?
  2161.  
  2162. 509
  2163. 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:49,734
  2164. Gail?
  2165.  
  2166. 510
  2167. 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,986
  2168. Did it again. Hung up on me again.
  2169.  
  2170. 511
  2171. 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,988
  2172. What do you call the three
  2173. rings of marriage?
  2174.  
  2175. 512
  2176. 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,198
  2177. No clue.
  2178.  
  2179. 513
  2180. 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,992
  2181. The engagement ring, the wedding
  2182. ring, and the suffer-ring.
  2183.  
  2184. 514
  2185. 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,952
  2186. Oh, and, in your case, the beat-ing.
  2187.  
  2188. 515
  2189. 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,120
  2190. This is not the time.
  2191.  
  2192. 516
  2193. 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:02,830
  2194. You know, y'all underestimate
  2195. me because I'm short.
  2196.  
  2197. 517
  2198. 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:03,998
  2199. No, it's 'cause you a fool.
  2200.  
  2201. 518
  2202. 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,875
  2203. What up? What's happening, baby?
  2204.  
  2205. 519
  2206. 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,502
  2207. The hell's wrong with you?
  2208.  
  2209. 520
  2210. 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,253
  2211. You're stoned. Yeah, you're high!
  2212.  
  2213. 521
  2214. 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,379
  2215. (GRUNTS)
  2216.  
  2217. 522
  2218. 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:11,422
  2219. Either you're high,
  2220.  
  2221. 523
  2222. 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,382
  2223. or everything on my eHarmony
  2224. profile is true.
  2225.  
  2226. 524
  2227. 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,884
  2228. I'm high off life, gentlemen.
  2229.  
  2230. 525
  2231. 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,636
  2232. I met this girl.
  2233.  
  2234. 526
  2235. 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,889
  2236. No, matter of fact, she's not even a girl.
  2237.  
  2238. 527
  2239. 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,349
  2240. I met a woman.
  2241.  
  2242. 528
  2243. 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,017
  2244. But you are a woman.
  2245.  
  2246. 529
  2247. 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,482
  2248. Order up!
  2249.  
  2250. 530
  2251. 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,485
  2252. Hey, guess who's back. Table eight.
  2253.  
  2254. 531
  2255. 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,780
  2256. (EXCLAIMS IN SPANISH)
  2257.  
  2258. 532
  2259. 00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,824
  2260. She is way out of your league, Dom.
  2261.  
  2262. 533
  2263. 00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,826
  2264. Ain't no such thing, playboy.
  2265.  
  2266. 534
  2267. 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:42,036
  2268. All right, she probably spends
  2269. more here in one night
  2270.  
  2271. 535
  2272. 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,496
  2273. than you make in a month.
  2274.  
  2275. 536
  2276. 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,082
  2277. That's true, but, you know,
  2278.  
  2279. 537
  2280. 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,042
  2281. just think how much she'll
  2282. save if I cook for her.
  2283.  
  2284. 538
  2285. 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,335
  2286. Oh, you crazy.
  2287.  
  2288. 539
  2289. 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:51,087
  2290. Dominic. Scallions?
  2291.  
  2292. 540
  2293. 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,839
  2294. All right, Chef, coming up.
  2295.  
  2296. 541
  2297. 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:53,923
  2298. Well, you look cute. What's going on?
  2299.  
  2300. 542
  2301. 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,007
  2302. I do?
  2303.  
  2304. 543
  2305. 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,093
  2306. Yes. Thank you, that was nice of you.
  2307.  
  2308. 544
  2309. 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,845
  2310. Just, you know, Duke made Little League,
  2311.  
  2312. 545
  2313. 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,429
  2314. got a new laptop, met a guy.
  2315.  
  2316. 546
  2317. 00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:02,723
  2318. I think I'm gonna try the white sea bass.
  2319.  
  2320. 547
  2321. 00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:04,600
  2322. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Met a what?
  2323.  
  2324. 548
  2325. 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:05,726
  2326. A guy.
  2327.  
  2328. 549
  2329. 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,186
  2330. A real one? Not a blow-up doll?
  2331.  
  2332. 550
  2333. 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,730
  2334. Okay, don't look so surprised.
  2335. It's not that...
  2336.  
  2337. 551
  2338. 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:11,357
  2339. Honey, I'm just saying,
  2340.  
  2341. 552
  2342. 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:13,025
  2343. it's been two years since your divorce.
  2344.  
  2345. 553
  2346. 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,695
  2347. And three, maybe four, since you had sex.
  2348.  
  2349. 554
  2350. 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,446
  2351. I said I met a guy, Lauren,
  2352.  
  2353. 555
  2354. 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,031
  2355. I didn't say I was changing my last name.
  2356.  
  2357. 556
  2358. 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,199
  2359. Yet.
  2360.  
  2361. 557
  2362. 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,536
  2363. I need all the details,
  2364. honey. Now. Spill it.
  2365.  
  2366. 558
  2367. 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,955
  2368. Is she hot? Whoo! Pure fire.
  2369.  
  2370. 559
  2371. 00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:27,123
  2372. Does she got real big titties?
  2373.  
  2374. 560
  2375. 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,208
  2376. Yeah, what's the rack like?
  2377. Tell us about the rack.
  2378.  
  2379. 561
  2380. 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:31,544
  2381. The rack. Definitely some white boy shit.
  2382.  
  2383. 562
  2384. 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,713
  2385. It is white boy shit. We love breasts.
  2386.  
  2387. 563
  2388. 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,715
  2389. You're not even white,
  2390. Bennett. You're clear.
  2391.  
  2392. 564
  2393. 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,134
  2394. He's got kind eyes. Soulful. Yes!
  2395.  
  2396. 565
  2397. 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,302
  2398. He's sensitive.
  2399.  
  2400. 566
  2401. 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,887
  2402. I know she got a fat ass.
  2403.  
  2404. 567
  2405. 00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:43,556
  2406. She got that JLo, Serena Williams mash up.
  2407.  
  2408. 568
  2409. 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,350
  2410. Ass so big, I could hide underneath
  2411. it if it was raining.
  2412.  
  2413. 569
  2414. 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,060
  2415. That's way too much ass. No such thing.
  2416.  
  2417. 570
  2418. 00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:49,770
  2419. Damn right, it ain't. The
  2420. bigger, the better.
  2421.  
  2422. 571
  2423. 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:53,232
  2424. But it wasn't just a physical attraction,
  2425.  
  2426. 572
  2427. 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,609
  2428. it was intellectual.
  2429.  
  2430. 573
  2431. 00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:57,236
  2432. He loved The Immortal Life
  2433. of Henrietta Lacks.
  2434.  
  2435. 574
  2436. 00:19:57,404 --> 00:20:00,072
  2437. He bought one for his mom's book
  2438. club. Isn't that sweet?
  2439.  
  2440. 575
  2441. 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,532
  2442. Yeah, and kind of gay.
  2443.  
  2444. 576
  2445. 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:02,617
  2446. He's a gentleman.
  2447.  
  2448. 577
  2449. 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:05,036
  2450. Yo, she a ho. I know she a
  2451. ho. Oh, definitely a ho.
  2452.  
  2453. 578
  2454. 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,871
  2455. Both of you, you both watch
  2456. your mouth, all right?
  2457.  
  2458. 579
  2459. 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,414
  2460. This one's not a ho.
  2461.  
  2462. 580
  2463. 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:09,624
  2464. She's a lady.
  2465.  
  2466. 581
  2467. 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,876
  2468. JEREMY: Whipped already. CEDRIC:
  2469. Enjoy it while it lasts, Mike.
  2470.  
  2471. 582
  2472. 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,920
  2473. Let me tell you something, it
  2474. ain't gonna last forever.
  2475.  
  2476. 583
  2477. 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,379
  2478. They all start out happy.
  2479.  
  2480. 584
  2481. 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,089
  2482. See, but here's when it gets real.
  2483.  
  2484. 585
  2485. 00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,217
  2486. When you wake up in the morning,
  2487. and you go in the living room,
  2488.  
  2489. 586
  2490. 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,594
  2491. and you catch her pissing
  2492. inside of your Jordans.
  2493.  
  2494. 587
  2495. 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,054
  2496. And not the regular Jordans.
  2497.  
  2498. 588
  2499. 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:25,014
  2500. I'm talking about the ones with
  2501. the patent leather on the side,
  2502.  
  2503. 589
  2504. 00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,224
  2505. where the pee don't come out.
  2506.  
  2507. 590
  2508. 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,434
  2509. Don't listen to them, Mike. Relationships
  2510. are beautiful.
  2511.  
  2512. 591
  2513. 00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:29,602
  2514. (GROANS IN DISGUST)
  2515.  
  2516. 592
  2517. 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,354
  2518. Just saying. So, when are
  2519. you guys going out?
  2520.  
  2521. 593
  2522. 00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:32,563
  2523. Saturday night.
  2524.  
  2525. 594
  2526. 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,565
  2527. She got to find a sitter,
  2528. first, and then...
  2529.  
  2530. 595
  2531. 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,775
  2532. What, like a dog sitter?
  2533.  
  2534. 596
  2535. 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,109
  2536. No, she has a son.
  2537.  
  2538. 597
  2539. 00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:38,778
  2540. What? She has a child.
  2541.  
  2542. 598
  2543. 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,446
  2544. All right, well, be careful
  2545. dating a baby mama.
  2546.  
  2547. 599
  2548. 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:41,530
  2549. Why?
  2550.  
  2551. 600
  2552. 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,115
  2553. Because she's the baby mama.
  2554.  
  2555. 601
  2556. 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:44,450
  2557. Dude, she ain't looking
  2558. for a couple laughs
  2559.  
  2560. 602
  2561. 00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:45,618
  2562. and some butt-naked sex.
  2563.  
  2564. 603
  2565. 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,453
  2566. She been a couple laughs
  2567. and some butt-naked sex.
  2568.  
  2569. 604
  2570. 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:48,996
  2571. Preach. She looking for a husband.
  2572.  
  2573. 605
  2574. 00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,206
  2575. A father for her son.
  2576.  
  2577. 606
  2578. 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,499
  2579. Speaking of which, where's the baby daddy?
  2580.  
  2581. 607
  2582. 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,459
  2583. Oh, good question, Zeke. Thank you.
  2584.  
  2585. 608
  2586. 00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:54,543
  2587. JEREMY: Could be a psycho.
  2588.  
  2589. 609
  2590. 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,629
  2591. Just got paroled for killing
  2592. her last boyfriend.
  2593.  
  2594. 610
  2595. 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:59,090
  2596. Or he could be one of those guys
  2597. that like to hide in a bush
  2598.  
  2599. 611
  2600. 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,258
  2601. waiting for a strange guy
  2602.  
  2603. 612
  2604. 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:01,509
  2605. to come to his baby mom's house.
  2606.  
  2607. 613
  2608. 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,970
  2609. And when he gets there,
  2610. he pops out the bushes
  2611.  
  2612. 614
  2613. 00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:05,972
  2614. hits this guy on the back
  2615. of the head with a brick.
  2616.  
  2617. 615
  2618. 00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:07,223
  2619. Without even realizing
  2620.  
  2621. 616
  2622. 00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:09,308
  2623. that this guy's relationship with
  2624. his baby mom was platonic.
  2625.  
  2626. 617
  2627. 00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:10,810
  2628. They ever catch that guy?
  2629.  
  2630. 618
  2631. 00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,103
  2632. No, it's a cold case.
  2633.  
  2634. 619
  2635. 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:13,688
  2636. The cops won't even revisit the case.
  2637.  
  2638. 620
  2639. 00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:15,022
  2640. They said they couldn't find the brick.
  2641.  
  2642. 621
  2643. 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,609
  2644. I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
  2645.  
  2646. 622
  2647. 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,112
  2648. None of that matters. ZEKE: Really?
  2649.  
  2650. 623
  2651. 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,531
  2652. 'Cause you should see her smile.
  2653.  
  2654. 624
  2655. 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,284
  2656. Oh, shit. All right! Okay.
  2657. Good night, Mike.
  2658.  
  2659. 625
  2660. 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:27,535
  2661. CEDRIC: Talking to you about bricks!
  2662.  
  2663. 626
  2664. 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:28,828
  2665. You wanna go talk about a smile.
  2666.  
  2667. 627
  2668. 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,204
  2669. There is one thing, though.
  2670.  
  2671. 628
  2672. 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,622
  2673. I knew it, he was born a woman.
  2674.  
  2675. 629
  2676. 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,749
  2677. No. (GIGGLING)
  2678.  
  2679. 630
  2680. 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,710
  2681. He's, you know, he's... He's what?
  2682.  
  2683. 631
  2684. 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:36,961
  2685. A little younger.
  2686.  
  2687. 632
  2688. 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,671
  2689. You have kidnapped a cub, haven't you?
  2690.  
  2691. 633
  2692. 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:39,839
  2693. No, I'll have you know,
  2694.  
  2695. 634
  2696. 00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,257
  2697. he seems very mature, actually.
  2698.  
  2699. 635
  2700. 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:42,425
  2701. Mmm-hmm.
  2702.  
  2703. 636
  2704. 00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:44,010
  2705. Wait a minute, why am I
  2706. getting all worked up?
  2707.  
  2708. 637
  2709. 00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,303
  2710. We haven't even had a date yet.
  2711.  
  2712. 638
  2713. 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,847
  2714. I still need to qualify if
  2715. he's even a contender.
  2716.  
  2717. 639
  2718. 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,265
  2719. Qualify?
  2720.  
  2721. 640
  2722. 00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:50,766
  2723. You know, like... What are
  2724. his long-term goals?
  2725.  
  2726. 641
  2727. 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,685
  2728. What are his short-term
  2729. goals? Can he provide?
  2730.  
  2731. 642
  2732. 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,478
  2733. Don't hit him with all that at once.
  2734.  
  2735. 643
  2736. 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:57,690
  2737. I know, don't worry. I
  2738. intend to be stealth.
  2739.  
  2740. 644
  2741. 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,692
  2742. You? How?
  2743.  
  2744. 645
  2745. 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:04,405
  2746. By acting like a lady, but
  2747. thinking like a man.
  2748.  
  2749. 646
  2750. 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,699
  2751. Oh, you fell for that sexist crap?
  2752.  
  2753. 647
  2754. 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:09,035
  2755. He's actually giving insight
  2756. into a man's perspective.
  2757.  
  2758. 648
  2759. 00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:11,162
  2760. Why should I have to lower my standards
  2761.  
  2762. 649
  2763. 00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:12,580
  2764. to get a man? Who does that?
  2765.  
  2766. 650
  2767. 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,206
  2768. I'm sorry. Now, what man?
  2769.  
  2770. 651
  2771. 00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:15,583
  2772. I just want my equal.
  2773.  
  2774. 652
  2775. 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:18,377
  2776. Okay? Or at least an attractive,
  2777. cultured man.
  2778.  
  2779. 653
  2780. 00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:20,296
  2781. Who's over six feet tall,
  2782. makes six figures,
  2783.  
  2784. 654
  2785. 00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:22,882
  2786. and isn't intimidated by my success.
  2787.  
  2788. 655
  2789. 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,301
  2790. Okay, girl. Quit chasing the ghost
  2791. of James Merrill's past.
  2792.  
  2793. 656
  2794. 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:27,386
  2795. He is married and long gone.
  2796.  
  2797. 657
  2798. 00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:28,596
  2799. Mmm. That man was fine.
  2800.  
  2801. 658
  2802. 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:31,057
  2803. Here we go. Let's do a
  2804. little research, here.
  2805.  
  2806. 659
  2807. 00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:33,184
  2808. Ah! This is you. Please, I don't...
  2809.  
  2810. 660
  2811. 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,728
  2812. "Strong, independent, and lonely women."
  2813.  
  2814. 661
  2815. 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:38,481
  2816. I don't need some bald-headed
  2817. man on a book
  2818.  
  2819. 662
  2820. 00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:40,232
  2821. telling me I am strong and independent.
  2822.  
  2823. 663
  2824. 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,359
  2825. Honey, that's a given.
  2826.  
  2827. 664
  2828. 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:42,610
  2829. But you forgot lonely.
  2830.  
  2831. 665
  2832. 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,070
  2833. You are a bitch.
  2834.  
  2835. 666
  2836. 00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:45,404
  2837. You're too strong, Lauren.
  2838.  
  2839. 667
  2840. 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,656
  2841. There's no such thing as too strong.
  2842.  
  2843. 668
  2844. 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:48,866
  2845. And you know what?
  2846.  
  2847. 669
  2848. 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,659
  2849. If I were a man,
  2850.  
  2851. 670
  2852. 00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:53,287
  2853. being the youngest COO of
  2854. a Fortune 500 company
  2855.  
  2856. 671
  2857. 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:54,789
  2858. would actually be a good thing.
  2859.  
  2860. 672
  2861. 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,123
  2862. Women would flock.
  2863.  
  2864. 673
  2865. 00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:58,042
  2866. Yeah, but men flee when
  2867. you lead with that.
  2868.  
  2869. 674
  2870. 00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,794
  2871. And it's not just your job, Lauren.
  2872.  
  2873. 675
  2874. 00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:02,171
  2875. Remember what Marcel said
  2876. on your last date,
  2877.  
  2878. 676
  2879. 00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:03,297
  2880. after you trumped his wine choice?
  2881.  
  2882. 677
  2883. 00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:04,423
  2884. It was a better choice.
  2885.  
  2886. 678
  2887. 00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:05,633
  2888. What were his words again?
  2889.  
  2890. 679
  2891. 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:08,928
  2892. "You don't need a man, Lauren,
  2893. you are a man."
  2894.  
  2895. 680
  2896. 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,889
  2897. Happy belated birthday. For you.
  2898.  
  2899. 681
  2900. 00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:15,559
  2901. I'm just saying, all this
  2902. waiting for better?
  2903.  
  2904. 682
  2905. 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:16,769
  2906. It's making you bitter.
  2907.  
  2908. 683
  2909. 00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:22,441
  2910. Hey, babe?
  2911.  
  2912. 684
  2913. 00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:26,612
  2914. I stopped off for a beer, but
  2915. picked us up some dinner.
  2916.  
  2917. 685
  2918. 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:27,947
  2919. Oh!
  2920.  
  2921. 686
  2922. 00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:29,031
  2923. Oh, my God.
  2924.  
  2925. 687
  2926. 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,952
  2927. Oh, my God! My anime posters!
  2928. We got robbed!
  2929.  
  2930. 688
  2931. 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,746
  2932. Kris! Are you home?
  2933.  
  2934. 689
  2935. 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,623
  2936. Yes. Where's the fire? What's going on?
  2937.  
  2938. 690
  2939. 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,291
  2940. Have you not noticed that
  2941. we've been robbed?
  2942.  
  2943. 691
  2944. 00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:41,585
  2945. I just tidied up a little bit. Relax.
  2946.  
  2947. 692
  2948. 00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:43,587
  2949. Tidied up? Yeah.
  2950.  
  2951. 693
  2952. 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:45,631
  2953. Justice League? Darth Vader? SpongeBob?
  2954.  
  2955. 694
  2956. 00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:46,966
  2957. Where are they? Are they okay?
  2958.  
  2959. 695
  2960. 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,801
  2961. They are safe. They're fine.
  2962.  
  2963. 696
  2964. 00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:49,885
  2965. (SIGHS)
  2966.  
  2967. 697
  2968. 00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:52,847
  2969. I just thought we could
  2970. paint the living room.
  2971.  
  2972. 698
  2973. 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,390
  2974. (SIGHS IN RELIEF)
  2975.  
  2976. 699
  2977. 00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:55,516
  2978. Paint.
  2979.  
  2980. 700
  2981. 00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:58,144
  2982. Okay. And redecorate.
  2983.  
  2984. 701
  2985. 00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:01,605
  2986. Redecorate? Yeah.
  2987.  
  2988. 702
  2989. 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:02,982
  2990. I thought you loved that stuff.
  2991.  
  2992. 703
  2993. 00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:04,400
  2994. Why would you want to do that?
  2995.  
  2996. 704
  2997. 00:24:04,484 --> 00:24:06,527
  2998. Because it looks like we live
  2999. in a frat house, Jeremy.
  3000.  
  3001. 705
  3002. 00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:08,612
  3003. Oh, stop it. We are adults,
  3004. for Christ's sakes.
  3005.  
  3006. 706
  3007. 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:09,864
  3008. We make a decent living.
  3009.  
  3010. 707
  3011. 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:12,158
  3012. I think it's time to invest
  3013. and make this a real home.
  3014.  
  3015. 708
  3016. 00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:15,494
  3017. With matching dishes and glasses
  3018.  
  3019. 709
  3020. 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,290
  3021. and a new couch.
  3022.  
  3023. 710
  3024. 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,167
  3025. Well, what's wrong with my couch?
  3026.  
  3027. 711
  3028. 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,463
  3029. Baby, you pulled it out of a dumpster.
  3030.  
  3031. 712
  3032. 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:26,630
  3033. Yeah.
  3034.  
  3035. 713
  3036. 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:29,383
  3037. I'm pretty sure Annalisa was impregnated,
  3038. like, right there.
  3039.  
  3040. 714
  3041. 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:31,260
  3042. It's got cigarette burns, bong spills,
  3043.  
  3044. 715
  3045. 00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:32,803
  3046. there was the scabies scare of '06.
  3047.  
  3048. 716
  3049. 00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:34,346
  3050. You're being dramatic. No, I'm really not.
  3051.  
  3052. 717
  3053. 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,432
  3054. Your aunt who tinkles when she laughs?
  3055.  
  3056. 718
  3057. 00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:38,476
  3058. She pissed all over the
  3059. couch last Christmas.
  3060.  
  3061. 719
  3062. 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:40,686
  3063. It's disgusting. We're like animals.
  3064.  
  3065. 720
  3066. 00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:43,564
  3067. I cleaned up the bong spill
  3068. and the cigarette burns.
  3069.  
  3070. 721
  3071. 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:45,024
  3072. This couch has history.
  3073.  
  3074. 722
  3075. 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:47,193
  3076. And now it is history.
  3077.  
  3078. 723
  3079. 00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:51,113
  3080. So, here are some new ideas.
  3081.  
  3082. 724
  3083. 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,741
  3084. I thought we could look it over.
  3085.  
  3086. 725
  3087. 00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:55,451
  3088. Research some new styles.
  3089.  
  3090. 726
  3091. 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,203
  3092. Gotta zero in on a color palette.
  3093.  
  3094. 727
  3095. 00:24:57,537 --> 00:25:00,331
  3096. I know you like mauve. You know?
  3097.  
  3098. 728
  3099. 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,708
  3100. There was that period you went through,
  3101.  
  3102. 729
  3103. 00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:04,335
  3104. where you were partial to salmon.
  3105.  
  3106. 730
  3107. 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,129
  3108. Yeah, I'd rather watch Letters
  3109. to Juliet with you again.
  3110.  
  3111. 731
  3112. 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:09,757
  3113. I know you would. 'Cause you cried
  3114. at the end when they got reunited.
  3115.  
  3116. 732
  3117. 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:11,592
  3118. I wasn't crying, okay?
  3119.  
  3120. 733
  3121. 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:14,303
  3122. I was having an allergic reaction
  3123. to the perfume in the theater.
  3124.  
  3125. 734
  3126. 00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:15,387
  3127. You bought the soundtrack.
  3128.  
  3129. 735
  3130. 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:17,473
  3131. It's a good soundtrack.
  3132.  
  3133. 736
  3134. 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:20,226
  3135. Look, I'm really bad at this. Okay?
  3136.  
  3137. 737
  3138. 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:21,685
  3139. Please, can you do this?
  3140.  
  3141. 738
  3142. 00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:23,187
  3143. Without me? Really?
  3144.  
  3145. 739
  3146. 00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:24,897
  3147. Really.
  3148.  
  3149. 740
  3150. 00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,232
  3151. By myself?
  3152.  
  3153. 741
  3154. 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,192
  3155. Yeah.
  3156.  
  3157. 742
  3158. 00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:31,445
  3159. I trust you. Awesome.
  3160.  
  3161. 743
  3162. 00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:32,821
  3163. MYA: Okay, let me ask you a question.
  3164.  
  3165. 744
  3166. 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,908
  3167. Where is the last guy that you slept
  3168. with in less than 90 days?
  3169.  
  3170. 745
  3171. 00:25:35,992 --> 00:25:37,076
  3172. You mean, John?
  3173.  
  3174. 746
  3175. 00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:38,285
  3176. Hey! Baby!
  3177.  
  3178. 747
  3179. 00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:39,620
  3180. 'Sup, girl?
  3181.  
  3182. 748
  3183. 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,247
  3184. Hey, I had a great time the other night.
  3185.  
  3186. 749
  3187. 00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:42,414
  3188. Oh, did you, Alex?
  3189.  
  3190. 750
  3191. 00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:43,874
  3192. Yeah, Melanie. I was gonna call you...
  3193.  
  3194. 751
  3195. 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:46,418
  3196. Melanie? It's Mya, negro.
  3197.  
  3198. 752
  3199. 00:25:46,586 --> 00:25:48,462
  3200. Yeah. I gotta go. So, I'll call you.
  3201.  
  3202. 753
  3203. 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:51,423
  3204. I know you did not just call her Melanie.
  3205.  
  3206. 754
  3207. 00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:53,759
  3208. It's okay. I'm not even gonna
  3209. let him get to me.
  3210.  
  3211. 755
  3212. 00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:56,095
  3213. (SIGHS) I am in a better place
  3214. and I am on another level.
  3215.  
  3216. 756
  3217. 00:25:58,181 --> 00:26:00,182
  3218. I don't know, Sonia. I feel
  3219. like I have X-ray vision.
  3220.  
  3221. 757
  3222. 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:01,850
  3223. Like, Man Goggles.
  3224.  
  3225. 758
  3226. 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:03,686
  3227. You know, we spend all
  3228. this time complaining
  3229.  
  3230. 759
  3231. 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,479
  3232. about how guys don't want
  3233. to be in relationships,
  3234.  
  3235. 760
  3236. 00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:06,814
  3237. they just want to hook up.
  3238.  
  3239. 761
  3240. 00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:08,732
  3241. But really, all along,
  3242. we've had the power.
  3243.  
  3244. 762
  3245. 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:11,026
  3246. Right. We have?
  3247.  
  3248. 763
  3249. 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,904
  3250. Yes! We control the cookie.
  3251.  
  3252. 764
  3253. 00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:15,781
  3254. She who controls the cookie
  3255. controls the game.
  3256.  
  3257. 765
  3258. 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:18,826
  3259. Oh, okay, I got it. What's the cookie?
  3260.  
  3261. 766
  3262. 00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:21,787
  3263. It's a metaphor. For what?
  3264.  
  3265. 767
  3266. 00:26:22,163 --> 00:26:23,372
  3267. For...
  3268.  
  3269. 768
  3270. 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,917
  3271. Oh. (GASPS) Oh!
  3272.  
  3273. 769
  3274. 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:29,128
  3275. Yes. The cookie! The cookie!
  3276.  
  3277. 770
  3278. 00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:30,379
  3279. I got it. The cookie!
  3280.  
  3281. 771
  3282. 00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:32,298
  3283. MYA: I'm telling you, the
  3284. power's in the cookie.
  3285.  
  3286. 772
  3287. 00:26:32,465 --> 00:26:34,675
  3288. So, how do we control the cookie?
  3289.  
  3290. 773
  3291. 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:36,427
  3292. By putting it in the cookie jar,
  3293.  
  3294. 774
  3295. 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,971
  3296. clasping the lid on tight,
  3297. and leaving it in there.
  3298.  
  3299. 775
  3300. 00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,139
  3301. Okay.
  3302.  
  3303. 776
  3304. 00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:43,058
  3305. Until some little boy actually
  3306. grows up and earns it.
  3307.  
  3308. 777
  3309. 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:44,184
  3310. I get it.
  3311.  
  3312. 778
  3313. 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,020
  3314. It's kind of like when my cousin
  3315. had the five-date rule.
  3316.  
  3317. 779
  3318. 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:47,354
  3319. It was similar to that.
  3320.  
  3321. 780
  3322. 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,647
  3323. Oh, no. That's child's play.
  3324.  
  3325. 781
  3326. 00:26:48,815 --> 00:26:50,733
  3327. I'm thinking something a
  3328. little bit more radical.
  3329.  
  3330. 782
  3331. 00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:52,234
  3332. See, this is why you need to get the book,
  3333.  
  3334. 783
  3335. 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:53,861
  3336. because it has a whole chapter on it.
  3337.  
  3338. 784
  3339. 00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:56,822
  3340. "Getting The Respect That You
  3341. Deserve: The 90-Day Rule."
  3342.  
  3343. 785
  3344. 00:26:56,906 --> 00:26:57,948
  3345. Are you high?
  3346.  
  3347. 786
  3348. 00:26:58,033 --> 00:26:59,950
  3349. No. Who is waiting 90 days?
  3350.  
  3351. 787
  3352. 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:02,411
  3353. If it's good enough for the
  3354. Fortune 500 company,
  3355.  
  3356. 788
  3357. 00:27:02,495 --> 00:27:03,787
  3358. it's good enough for me.
  3359.  
  3360. 789
  3361. 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:05,581
  3362. See, when I worked at Ford Motor Company,
  3363.  
  3364. 790
  3365. 00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:07,666
  3366. there was a 90-day probation rule.
  3367.  
  3368. 791
  3369. 00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:09,835
  3370. I had to be on the job for 90 days
  3371.  
  3372. 792
  3373. 00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:11,503
  3374. before they gave me a benefit package.
  3375.  
  3376. 793
  3377. 00:27:11,671 --> 00:27:14,798
  3378. Ford figured this, "Let's
  3379. see how he performs.
  3380.  
  3381. 794
  3382. 00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:17,926
  3383. "If he comes in on time,
  3384. if he proves himself,
  3385.  
  3386. 795
  3387. 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,845
  3388. "then we'll give him benefits."
  3389.  
  3390. 796
  3391. 00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:22,640
  3392. So if Ford Motor Company waits 90 days
  3393.  
  3394. 797
  3395. 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,975
  3396. to pass out their benefit package,
  3397.  
  3398. 798
  3399. 00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:26,685
  3400. why won't women wait?
  3401.  
  3402. 799
  3403. 00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:27,895
  3404. You see, that's our problem.
  3405.  
  3406. 800
  3407. 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,647
  3408. It's that we keep giving it away
  3409.  
  3410. 801
  3411. 00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,440
  3412. to some Axe body spray wearing man-ho
  3413.  
  3414. 802
  3415. 00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:32,691
  3416. who thinks my name's Melanie.
  3417.  
  3418. 803
  3419. 00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:35,527
  3420. But it doesn't matter, because
  3421. a girl's got needs.
  3422.  
  3423. 804
  3424. 00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:36,862
  3425. Listen to yourself.
  3426.  
  3427. 805
  3428. 00:27:36,946 --> 00:27:39,531
  3429. Do you really think you
  3430. could wait 90 days?
  3431.  
  3432. 806
  3433. 00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:41,659
  3434. Yes. I spent six months dreaming
  3435.  
  3436. 807
  3437. 00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,702
  3438. about a guy that I met once
  3439. at a wedding weekend.
  3440.  
  3441. 808
  3442. 00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,537
  3443. The one you had sex with at the beach?
  3444.  
  3445. 809
  3446. 00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:47,790
  3447. Yes, who never called.
  3448.  
  3449. 810
  3450. 00:27:47,874 --> 00:27:50,000
  3451. Yeah, so, I definitely think
  3452. I could do 90 days.
  3453.  
  3454. 811
  3455. 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:52,211
  3456. Matter of fact, I could do
  3457. 90 days before 90 days.
  3458.  
  3459. 812
  3460. 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:53,962
  3461. I am so sick and tired of men.
  3462.  
  3463. 813
  3464. 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:55,506
  3465. Maybe I should start dating women.
  3466.  
  3467. 814
  3468. 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,966
  3469. My God, I'll give you 50
  3470. bucks if you guys kiss.
  3471.  
  3472. 815
  3473. 00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:00,219
  3474. But there has to be tongue.
  3475. Boy, get out of here!
  3476.  
  3477. 816
  3478. 00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:01,303
  3479. (MAN 1 HOWLING) MAN 2: Gave it a shot.
  3480.  
  3481. 817
  3482. 00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:04,264
  3483. What is wrong with the men
  3484. of this generation?
  3485.  
  3486. 818
  3487. 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:05,599
  3488. (LAUGHING) Like, what?
  3489.  
  3490. 819
  3491. 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:08,268
  3492. I ask myself that same question every day.
  3493.  
  3494. 820
  3495. 00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:10,604
  3496. Whatever happened to respect for women?
  3497.  
  3498. 821
  3499. 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:13,107
  3500. Whatever happened to decorum?
  3501.  
  3502. 822
  3503. 00:28:13,608 --> 00:28:15,901
  3504. May I have the honor of buying
  3505. you two lovely ladies a drink?
  3506.  
  3507. 823
  3508. 00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:18,237
  3509. Absolutely. And thank you for asking.
  3510.  
  3511. 824
  3512. 00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:19,488
  3513. We would like... Why?
  3514.  
  3515. 825
  3516. 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:22,616
  3517. Is it that you crave scintillating
  3518. conversation?
  3519.  
  3520. 826
  3521. 00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:24,159
  3522. Or that you want to discuss the politics
  3523.  
  3524. 827
  3525. 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:25,577
  3526. and nuances of the Chechnyan War?
  3527.  
  3528. 828
  3529. 00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:27,955
  3530. You know, I don't really discuss
  3531. politics on the first encounter.
  3532.  
  3533. 829
  3534. 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:30,124
  3535. And neither do we. This is why I'm...
  3536. Oh, no, I know what it is.
  3537.  
  3538. 830
  3539. 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:32,584
  3540. It's the visual thing, right?
  3541.  
  3542. 831
  3543. 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,169
  3544. You saw me, you sexualized me,
  3545.  
  3546. 832
  3547. 00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:35,421
  3548. you wanted to get into my pants?
  3549.  
  3550. 833
  3551. 00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:36,547
  3552. Absolutely not.
  3553.  
  3554. 834
  3555. 00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:38,173
  3556. Yeah, but then, what is it?
  3557.  
  3558. 835
  3559. 00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:40,092
  3560. Because, you know, you don't know me.
  3561.  
  3562. 836
  3563. 00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:41,802
  3564. I could be a psycho.
  3565.  
  3566. 837
  3567. 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:43,512
  3568. I could be a serial killer.
  3569.  
  3570. 838
  3571. 00:28:43,596 --> 00:28:45,097
  3572. I could have 16 personalities.
  3573.  
  3574. 839
  3575. 00:28:45,932 --> 00:28:47,683
  3576. Let me get a Crown and
  3577. Coke. Got you covered.
  3578.  
  3579. 840
  3580. 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:49,518
  3581. And 16 of whatever she's having?
  3582.  
  3583. 841
  3584. 00:28:51,312 --> 00:28:52,938
  3585. My name is Zeke.
  3586.  
  3587. 842
  3588. 00:28:58,945 --> 00:28:59,987
  3589. Mya.
  3590.  
  3591. 843
  3592. 00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:01,780
  3593. Nice to meet you, Mya.
  3594.  
  3595. 844
  3596. 00:29:01,948 --> 00:29:05,117
  3597. Day one, 89 more to go.
  3598.  
  3599. 845
  3600. 00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:08,287
  3601. COOK: Order for table 16!
  3602.  
  3603. 846
  3604. 00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:10,789
  3605. Dominic. Valet's slammed.
  3606. Go park some cars.
  3607.  
  3608. 847
  3609. 00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:17,546
  3610. Thank you. Thanks.
  3611.  
  3612. 848
  3613. 00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:18,922
  3614. (ENGINE RUMBLING)
  3615.  
  3616. 849
  3617. 00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:28,223
  3618. CHORUS: ♪ I ♪ My, my, my, my
  3619.  
  3620. 850
  3621. 00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:31,477
  3622. CHORUS: ♪ Oh, I
  3623.  
  3624. 851
  3625. 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:33,562
  3626. ♪ Girl, you're the key to my happiness
  3627.  
  3628. 852
  3629. 00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:36,023
  3630. ♪ And I CHORUS: ♪ Can't
  3631. get next to you, baby
  3632.  
  3633. 853
  3634. 00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:38,567
  3635. ♪ Lord CHORUS: ♪ Can't get next to you
  3636.  
  3637. 854
  3638. 00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:40,068
  3639. ♪ I been trying a long time
  3640.  
  3641. 855
  3642. 00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:41,653
  3643. Hey, that's my car!
  3644.  
  3645. 856
  3646. 00:29:41,821 --> 00:29:45,032
  3647. ♪ I don't know what to do CHORUS:
  3648. ♪ Can't get next to you
  3649.  
  3650. 857
  3651. 00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:48,827
  3652. ♪ Ooh, let me tell you CHORUS: ♪ I
  3653.  
  3654. 858
  3655. 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:52,790
  3656. Who says you have to compromise?
  3657.  
  3658. 859
  3659. 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:54,333
  3660. ♪ Oh, I ♪
  3661.  
  3662. 860
  3663. 00:29:58,171 --> 00:29:59,755
  3664. Okay, where's the window?
  3665.  
  3666. 861
  3667. 00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:01,173
  3668. (CONGA PLAYING ON STEREO)
  3669.  
  3670. 862
  3671. 00:30:01,257 --> 00:30:02,633
  3672. ♪ Come on, shake your body,
  3673. baby, do the conga
  3674.  
  3675. 863
  3676. 00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:04,510
  3677. ♪ I know you can't control
  3678. yourself any longer
  3679.  
  3680. 864
  3681. 00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:06,178
  3682. ♪ Feel the rhythm of the
  3683. music getting stronger ♪
  3684.  
  3685. 865
  3686. 00:30:06,262 --> 00:30:08,555
  3687. (MUSIC TURNS OFF) Window. Window, window.
  3688.  
  3689. 866
  3690. 00:30:08,723 --> 00:30:10,891
  3691. AUTOMATED VOICE: Not the
  3692. final destination.
  3693.  
  3694. 867
  3695. 00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:12,309
  3696. Door open.
  3697.  
  3698. 868
  3699. 00:30:12,435 --> 00:30:13,560
  3700. Ah, shit.
  3701.  
  3702. 869
  3703. 00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:16,897
  3704. Hi.
  3705.  
  3706. 870
  3707. 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:18,482
  3708. If I didn't know any better,
  3709.  
  3710. 871
  3711. 00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:20,025
  3712. I'd think you were following me.
  3713.  
  3714. 872
  3715. 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:22,736
  3716. No, just, uh...
  3717.  
  3718. 873
  3719. 00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:25,697
  3720. Just out for a drive, that's all.
  3721.  
  3722. 874
  3723. 00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:27,574
  3724. Have a safe drive.
  3725.  
  3726. 875
  3727. 00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:29,368
  3728. Well, wait.
  3729.  
  3730. 876
  3731. 00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:31,578
  3732. You changed your mind?
  3733.  
  3734. 877
  3735. 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:33,622
  3736. You think I could take you
  3737. to dinner sometime?
  3738.  
  3739. 878
  3740. 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:35,582
  3741. How's tomorrow night?
  3742.  
  3743. 879
  3744. 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:39,837
  3745. HARVEY: Look, we love the fact that
  3746. you're a strong, confident woman
  3747.  
  3748. 880
  3749. 00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:41,088
  3750. with a fabulous job,
  3751.  
  3752. 881
  3753. 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:42,714
  3754. but we're men.
  3755.  
  3756. 882
  3757. 00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:46,385
  3758. Our DNA is encoded to be the provider.
  3759.  
  3760. 883
  3761. 00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:48,428
  3762. And if you don't ever let us feel
  3763.  
  3764. 884
  3765. 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,055
  3766. like we're in control and necessary,
  3767.  
  3768. 885
  3769. 00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:52,558
  3770. we're just not about to profess
  3771. our love to you.
  3772.  
  3773. 886
  3774. 00:30:52,725 --> 00:30:54,309
  3775. I mean, we'll just find us a woman
  3776.  
  3777. 887
  3778. 00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:55,727
  3779. who actually makes us feel like a man.
  3780.  
  3781. 888
  3782. 00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:56,937
  3783. Yeah, a ho.
  3784.  
  3785. 889
  3786. 00:30:57,063 --> 00:30:59,314
  3787. We're kind of like dogs, see, you pet us,
  3788.  
  3789. 890
  3790. 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:00,899
  3791. we'll be loyal to you forever.
  3792.  
  3793. 891
  3794. 00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:03,318
  3795. Yeah, dogs. There you go, Steve.
  3796.  
  3797. 892
  3798. 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,489
  3799. I don't need that book.
  3800.  
  3801. 893
  3802. 00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:16,915
  3803. (DUKE WHOOPING)
  3804.  
  3805. 894
  3806. 00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:18,125
  3807. Oh, yes! Yeah! Huh!
  3808.  
  3809. 895
  3810. 00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:21,169
  3811. Oh, honey. Jennifer's coming
  3812. over tonight to babysit.
  3813.  
  3814. 896
  3815. 00:31:21,337 --> 00:31:23,422
  3816. You're going to bingo with Grandma?
  3817.  
  3818. 897
  3819. 00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:26,049
  3820. No, actually. I have a date. Really?
  3821.  
  3822. 898
  3823. 00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:27,718
  3824. With a man or a woman?
  3825.  
  3826. 899
  3827. 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,596
  3828. A man! Duke, why would
  3829. you even ask me that?
  3830.  
  3831. 900
  3832. 00:31:30,763 --> 00:31:33,015
  3833. Because I overheard Grandma say
  3834.  
  3835. 901
  3836. 00:31:33,099 --> 00:31:34,766
  3837. that she was beginning to wonder.
  3838.  
  3839. 902
  3840. 00:31:34,934 --> 00:31:36,935
  3841. You know I'm cool either way.
  3842.  
  3843. 903
  3844. 00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:38,520
  3845. Yo, sorry I'm late.
  3846.  
  3847. 904
  3848. 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:39,980
  3849. Yo, Bennett, get in the game, let's go.
  3850.  
  3851. 905
  3852. 00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:41,189
  3853. What's up, man?
  3854.  
  3855. 906
  3856. 00:31:41,357 --> 00:31:42,941
  3857. I had the best night of my
  3858. entire life last night.
  3859.  
  3860. 907
  3861. 00:31:43,109 --> 00:31:44,234
  3862. ZEKE: Is that right? Unbelievable.
  3863.  
  3864. 908
  3865. 00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:45,527
  3866. Check ball. I thought you
  3867. got fired last night.
  3868.  
  3869. 909
  3870. 00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:47,779
  3871. That's all right. I'll make
  3872. twice as much catering.
  3873.  
  3874. 910
  3875. 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:49,239
  3876. All right. Play ball. MICHAEL:
  3877. Hope she's worth it.
  3878.  
  3879. 911
  3880. 00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:51,158
  3881. What you gonna do with that?
  3882. What you gonna do with that?
  3883.  
  3884. 912
  3885. 00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:52,492
  3886. Count it!
  3887.  
  3888. 913
  3889. 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:54,453
  3890. Over the back!
  3891.  
  3892. 914
  3893. 00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:56,788
  3894. See, I'm taking her to The Lounge.
  3895.  
  3896. 915
  3897. 00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:58,749
  3898. Maurice hooked me up with a private room
  3899.  
  3900. 916
  3901. 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,084
  3902. and all I gotta pay for
  3903. is wine and a fat tip.
  3904.  
  3905. 917
  3906. 00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:02,210
  3907. Nice.
  3908.  
  3909. 918
  3910. 00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:04,630
  3911. So you gonna be escorting her
  3912. in that 2005 Honda Civic,
  3913.  
  3914. 919
  3915. 00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:08,300
  3916. with the missing bumper or that $155,000
  3917. car she think you drive?
  3918.  
  3919. 920
  3920. 00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:10,302
  3921. I'm just gonna level with her, I guess.
  3922.  
  3923. 921
  3924. 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:12,262
  3925. And tell her what?
  3926.  
  3927. 922
  3928. 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,430
  3929. That you an unemployed prep cook?
  3930.  
  3931. 923
  3932. 00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:15,474
  3933. Zeke, unemployed Culinary
  3934. Institute graduate.
  3935.  
  3936. 924
  3937. 00:32:15,558 --> 00:32:16,683
  3938. We talked about this.
  3939.  
  3940. 925
  3941. 00:32:16,851 --> 00:32:18,435
  3942. Yes, that's not my point. That's stupid.
  3943.  
  3944. 926
  3945. 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:19,686
  3946. That's dumb, Dom.
  3947.  
  3948. 927
  3949. 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,647
  3950. You trying to get some,
  3951. you gonna have to lie.
  3952.  
  3953. 928
  3954. 00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:23,649
  3955. Listen, one time I told Gail
  3956. I just won the lottery.
  3957.  
  3958. 929
  3959. 00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:26,068
  3960. I need some gas money so I can go redeem
  3961. the ticket. She gave me $20.
  3962.  
  3963. 930
  3964. 00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:27,527
  3965. Don't lie to her.
  3966.  
  3967. 931
  3968. 00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:28,737
  3969. I don't want to lie to her.
  3970.  
  3971. 932
  3972. 00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:31,865
  3973. Okay, hold up. You don't
  3974. have to lie. You omit.
  3975.  
  3976. 933
  3977. 00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:33,492
  3978. Just, no, no, you omit.
  3979.  
  3980. 934
  3981. 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:35,077
  3982. You just tell her you're a high-end chef
  3983.  
  3984. 935
  3985. 00:32:35,161 --> 00:32:36,662
  3986. that's in between gigs.
  3987.  
  3988. 936
  3989. 00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:37,829
  3990. Your car's in the shop.
  3991.  
  3992. 937
  3993. 00:32:37,914 --> 00:32:39,748
  3994. She think you drive an expensive car,
  3995.  
  3996. 938
  3997. 00:32:39,832 --> 00:32:41,124
  3998. you're not driving it 'cause
  3999. it's in the shop.
  4000.  
  4001. 939
  4002. 00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:42,960
  4003. Matter of fact, my cousin,
  4004. he got a town car company.
  4005.  
  4006. 940
  4007. 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,169
  4008. I'll get you a town car.
  4009.  
  4010. 941
  4011. 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:46,213
  4012. So all you gotta do is wine
  4013. her, you dine her,
  4014.  
  4015. 942
  4016. 00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:47,464
  4017. you tattoo your name in that ass,
  4018.  
  4019. 943
  4020. 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:48,757
  4021. then you tell her the truth.
  4022.  
  4023. 944
  4024. 00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:50,008
  4025. Gail thought I was an account executive
  4026.  
  4027. 945
  4028. 00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:51,301
  4029. and I met her in the mail room.
  4030.  
  4031. 946
  4032. 00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:52,427
  4033. I had mail in my hand.
  4034.  
  4035. 947
  4036. 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:54,012
  4037. Yeah, but you became an account
  4038. exec right after that.
  4039.  
  4040. 948
  4041. 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:55,263
  4042. That had nothing to do with Gail.
  4043.  
  4044. 949
  4045. 00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:56,890
  4046. She set up your interview. No,
  4047. she didn't. Thomas did.
  4048.  
  4049. 950
  4050. 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,893
  4051. Don't cut me off, Mike. That's what
  4052. Gail do, I don't like that.
  4053.  
  4054. 951
  4055. 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,937
  4056. MICHAEL: Why's he so sensitive?
  4057. All right, Dom, either way,
  4058.  
  4059. 952
  4060. 00:33:02,021 --> 00:33:03,855
  4061. once a woman's into you, she'll
  4062. put up with anything.
  4063.  
  4064. 953
  4065. 00:33:04,023 --> 00:33:05,023
  4066. Trust me.
  4067.  
  4068. 954
  4069. 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:07,359
  4070. Only if you're putting it on her right.
  4071.  
  4072. 955
  4073. 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,361
  4074. All right. That's...
  4075.  
  4076. 956
  4077. 00:33:09,570 --> 00:33:10,654
  4078. Come on, man.
  4079.  
  4080. 957
  4081. 00:33:10,738 --> 00:33:11,738
  4082. I'm gonna go clean the ball off.
  4083.  
  4084. 958
  4085. 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:12,823
  4086. MICHAEL: Bennett, just wipe it off.
  4087.  
  4088. 959
  4089. 00:33:12,907 --> 00:33:15,075
  4090. BENNETT: No, I got some
  4091. sanitizer in my bag.
  4092.  
  4093. 960
  4094. 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,209
  4095. (BOTH EXCLAIMING)
  4096.  
  4097. 961
  4098. 00:33:24,293 --> 00:33:26,169
  4099. (QUESTIONING IN ITALIAN)
  4100.  
  4101. 962
  4102. 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:30,048
  4103. Sorry, man. Wrong apartment.
  4104.  
  4105. 963
  4106. 00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:31,466
  4107. (QUESTIONING IN ITALIAN)
  4108.  
  4109. 964
  4110. 00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:33,135
  4111. That's my lucky chair.
  4112.  
  4113. 965
  4114. 00:33:33,219 --> 00:33:34,344
  4115. What are you guys doing?
  4116.  
  4117. 966
  4118. 00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:36,054
  4119. Baby! What do you think?
  4120.  
  4121. 967
  4122. 00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:38,306
  4123. We spent the entire day at H. D. Buttercup
  4124.  
  4125. 968
  4126. 00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:39,891
  4127. and we decided to go
  4128.  
  4129. 969
  4130. 00:33:40,059 --> 00:33:41,309
  4131. with modern with a mix of vintage.
  4132.  
  4133. 970
  4134. 00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:42,436
  4135. "We"?
  4136.  
  4137. 971
  4138. 00:33:42,603 --> 00:33:44,813
  4139. Yeah. Gianni, our designer.
  4140.  
  4141. 972
  4142. 00:33:44,897 --> 00:33:46,231
  4143. (SPEAKING ITALIAN)
  4144.  
  4145. 973
  4146. 00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:49,609
  4147. Old out, new in, beautiful, eh?
  4148.  
  4149. 974
  4150. 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:52,612
  4151. (BOTH SPEAKING ITALIAN)
  4152.  
  4153. 975
  4154. 00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:54,906
  4155. I think it doesn't even look
  4156. like our place, babe.
  4157.  
  4158. 976
  4159. 00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:56,867
  4160. Exactly, it looks like grown-ups
  4161. live here. I love it.
  4162.  
  4163. 977
  4164. 00:33:56,951 --> 00:33:57,993
  4165. Stop!
  4166.  
  4167. 978
  4168. 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:01,830
  4169. Put the chair down.
  4170.  
  4171. 979
  4172. 00:34:02,248 --> 00:34:03,999
  4173. The lucky chair stays.
  4174.  
  4175. 980
  4176. 00:34:06,669 --> 00:34:07,878
  4177. Compromise.
  4178.  
  4179. 981
  4180. 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:10,505
  4181. (GIANNI EXCLAIMING IN ITALIAN)
  4182.  
  4183. 982
  4184. 00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:12,257
  4185. (SPEAKING ITALIAN)
  4186.  
  4187. 983
  4188. 00:34:14,802 --> 00:34:17,763
  4189. Fuck, what... You speak Italian now?
  4190.  
  4191. 984
  4192. 00:34:18,097 --> 00:34:20,640
  4193. ♪ They love how we do it
  4194.  
  4195. 985
  4196. 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:23,018
  4197. ♪ They love how we do it ♪
  4198.  
  4199. 986
  4200. 00:34:23,644 --> 00:34:24,770
  4201. Oh, my God.
  4202.  
  4203. 987
  4204. 00:34:25,271 --> 00:34:27,147
  4205. That's your dress. Yeah?
  4206.  
  4207. 988
  4208. 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:29,816
  4209. Your ass looks great in that dress.
  4210.  
  4211. 989
  4212. 00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:31,568
  4213. No, it's too sexy.
  4214.  
  4215. 990
  4216. 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,403
  4217. There's no such thing.
  4218.  
  4219. 991
  4220. 00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:36,907
  4221. Sonia, I want him to last
  4222. 90 days, not 90 seconds.
  4223.  
  4224. 992
  4225. 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:40,160
  4226. I want to project "Keeper,"
  4227. not "Sports Fish."
  4228.  
  4229. 993
  4230. 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:42,287
  4231. Okay, what the hell is a sports fish?
  4232.  
  4233. 994
  4234. 00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:43,914
  4235. See, this is why you need
  4236. to read the book!
  4237.  
  4238. 995
  4239. 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,457
  4240. I don't want to read the book.
  4241.  
  4242. 996
  4243. 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:48,085
  4244. Steve says that a guy only
  4245. fishes for two reasons.
  4246.  
  4247. 997
  4248. 00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:50,003
  4249. Number one, he fishes to eat.
  4250.  
  4251. 998
  4252. 00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:51,880
  4253. That means he's looking for a keeper,
  4254.  
  4255. 999
  4256. 00:34:51,964 --> 00:34:53,173
  4257. somebody to take home,
  4258.  
  4259. 1000
  4260. 00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:55,342
  4261. somebody to introduce to his mom,
  4262.  
  4263. 1001
  4264. 00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:57,260
  4265. somebody to build a life with.
  4266.  
  4267. 1002
  4268. 00:34:57,428 --> 00:34:59,596
  4269. Or two, he's looking for a sports fish.
  4270.  
  4271. 1003
  4272. 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:01,264
  4273. That means he's looking for a trophy,
  4274.  
  4275. 1004
  4276. 00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:03,141
  4277. somebody to show off to his buddies,
  4278.  
  4279. 1005
  4280. 00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:04,935
  4281. put up on the wall as a prize.
  4282.  
  4283. 1006
  4284. 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,895
  4285. But you gotta be careful with that one,
  4286.  
  4287. 1007
  4288. 00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:08,522
  4289. 'cause he's gonna throw that one back.
  4290.  
  4291. 1008
  4292. 00:35:08,689 --> 00:35:15,612
  4293. Okay.
  4294.  
  4295. 1009
  4296. 00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:17,989
  4297. How do I look?
  4298.  
  4299. 1010
  4300. 00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:21,076
  4301. Like a keeper. With a great ass.
  4302.  
  4303. 1011
  4304. 00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:22,327
  4305. Yeah? Yes!
  4306.  
  4307. 1012
  4308. 00:35:22,411 --> 00:35:25,789
  4309. Right. Now, the question is, is he?
  4310.  
  4311. 1013
  4312. 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:27,332
  4313. Now I just need my hit list.
  4314.  
  4315. 1014
  4316. 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,000
  4317. Now, what the hell is a hit list?
  4318.  
  4319. 1015
  4320. 00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:30,794
  4321. Will you get your wine off my hit list?
  4322.  
  4323. 1016
  4324. 00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:32,921
  4325. Girl, you're crazy.
  4326.  
  4327. 1017
  4328. 00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:37,467
  4329. This is where I wrote down my strategic
  4330. dos and don'ts for my date tonight.
  4331.  
  4332. 1018
  4333. 00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:39,261
  4334. Okay, you know you sound like
  4335. you're going to war, right?
  4336.  
  4337. 1019
  4338. 00:35:39,428 --> 00:35:41,304
  4339. Yes, girl, because love is a battlefield.
  4340.  
  4341. 1020
  4342. 00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:42,472
  4343. Oh, boy.
  4344.  
  4345. 1021
  4346. 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:44,933
  4347. Steve says you have to set
  4348. the requirements very high
  4349.  
  4350. 1022
  4351. 00:35:45,017 --> 00:35:46,434
  4352. before you even get in the car,
  4353.  
  4354. 1023
  4355. 00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:47,727
  4356. 'cause you don't want to
  4357. become Chirp-chirp Girl.
  4358.  
  4359. 1024
  4360. 00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:48,854
  4361. A what?
  4362.  
  4363. 1025
  4364. 00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:51,064
  4365. Chirp-chirp. He just hits
  4366. the locks and you hop in.
  4367.  
  4368. 1026
  4369. 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,816
  4370. He don't even have to open the door.
  4371.  
  4372. 1027
  4373. 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:54,776
  4374. I don't see nothing wrong with
  4375. being a Chirp-chirp Girl.
  4376.  
  4377. 1028
  4378. 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:02,993
  4379. ♪ Baby, tonight, the night I let you know
  4380.  
  4381. 1029
  4382. 00:36:03,077 --> 00:36:07,873
  4383. ♪ Baby, tonight, the night we lose control
  4384.  
  4385. 1030
  4386. 00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:10,167
  4387. ♪ Baby, tonight
  4388.  
  4389. 1031
  4390. 00:36:10,251 --> 00:36:11,960
  4391. You look beautiful.
  4392.  
  4393. 1032
  4394. 00:36:12,128 --> 00:36:13,253
  4395. Thanks.
  4396.  
  4397. 1033
  4398. 00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:15,213
  4399. Amazing.
  4400.  
  4401. 1034
  4402. 00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:20,010
  4403. ♪ Tonight, I'll be the best you ever had
  4404.  
  4405. 1035
  4406. 00:36:20,094 --> 00:36:22,220
  4407. (GASPS) Sweet!
  4408.  
  4409. 1036
  4410. 00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:26,391
  4411. Where to? Goddamn, look how
  4412. small your skirt is.
  4413.  
  4414. 1037
  4415. 00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,018
  4416. (WHOOPS) (DOMINIC CLEARS THROAT)
  4417.  
  4418. 1038
  4419. 00:36:28,102 --> 00:36:29,644
  4420. Right. Unprofessional.
  4421.  
  4422. 1039
  4423. 00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:31,813
  4424. Sorry, sir, take it out of my tip.
  4425.  
  4426. 1040
  4427. 00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:35,233
  4428. ♪ I don't wanna brag but I'll be
  4429.  
  4430. 1041
  4431. 00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:40,113
  4432. ♪ The best you ever had ♪
  4433.  
  4434. 1042
  4435. 00:36:40,656 --> 00:36:42,157
  4436. (CAR ALARM CHIRPS)
  4437.  
  4438. 1043
  4439. 00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:43,408
  4440. Um...
  4441.  
  4442. 1044
  4443. 00:36:43,784 --> 00:36:48,246
  4444. It's open.
  4445.  
  4446. 1045
  4447. 00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:51,333
  4448. I don't go out on dates with guys
  4449. who don't open the door for me.
  4450.  
  4451. 1046
  4452. 00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:53,043
  4453. Really? Really.
  4454.  
  4455. 1047
  4456. 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,586
  4457. Seriously? Yes.
  4458.  
  4459. 1048
  4460. 00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:55,879
  4461. Aw, man!
  4462.  
  4463. 1049
  4464. 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:01,384
  4465. No, he didn't.
  4466.  
  4467. 1050
  4468. 00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:07,349
  4469. Got you!
  4470.  
  4471. 1051
  4472. 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:12,270
  4473. Your chariot awaits.
  4474.  
  4475. 1052
  4476. 00:37:12,521 --> 00:37:13,605
  4477. Thank you.
  4478.  
  4479. 1053
  4480. 00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:15,607
  4481. Funny guy, huh?
  4482.  
  4483. 1054
  4484. 00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:17,525
  4485. I do okay.
  4486.  
  4487. 1055
  4488. 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,198
  4489. Hey, look, I think there's
  4490. a few basic questions
  4491.  
  4492. 1056
  4493. 00:37:23,282 --> 00:37:24,574
  4494. that every woman should ask a man
  4495.  
  4496. 1057
  4497. 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:26,284
  4498. to determine two things,
  4499.  
  4500. 1058
  4501. 00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:27,911
  4502. if this guy has a plan for you,
  4503.  
  4504. 1059
  4505. 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,664
  4506. or if this guy is just
  4507. gonna play with you.
  4508.  
  4509. 1060
  4510. 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,250
  4511. My short-term goals?
  4512.  
  4513. 1061
  4514. 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:35,377
  4515. What, you mean like tomorrow?
  4516.  
  4517. 1062
  4518. 00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:39,631
  4519. I need a bong hit.
  4520.  
  4521. 1063
  4522. 00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:41,091
  4523. MICHAEL: To answer your question,
  4524.  
  4525. 1064
  4526. 00:37:41,175 --> 00:37:43,760
  4527. I guess my long-term goals and short-term
  4528. goals are the same thing.
  4529.  
  4530. 1065
  4531. 00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,136
  4532. CANDACE: How so?
  4533.  
  4534. 1066
  4535. 00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:47,097
  4536. Well, my entire life,
  4537.  
  4538. 1067
  4539. 00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:50,684
  4540. it's always been about hard
  4541. work and improving myself
  4542.  
  4543. 1068
  4544. 00:37:50,893 --> 00:37:53,228
  4545. and I guess what I'm looking for now is,
  4546.  
  4547. 1069
  4548. 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:55,397
  4549. you know, someone I can share it with.
  4550.  
  4551. 1070
  4552. 00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:57,732
  4553. So... So, have you...
  4554.  
  4555. 1071
  4556. 00:37:57,858 --> 00:37:59,234
  4557. You go ahead, you go. You go.
  4558.  
  4559. 1072
  4560. 00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:01,861
  4561. Um...
  4562.  
  4563. 1073
  4564. 00:38:02,905 --> 00:38:05,323
  4565. What are your short-term goals?
  4566.  
  4567. 1074
  4568. 00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,867
  4569. You know what?
  4570.  
  4571. 1075
  4572. 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:10,120
  4573. I'd like to skip dinner and
  4574. get right to dessert.
  4575.  
  4576. 1076
  4577. 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:11,871
  4578. DOMINIC: That's where it started,
  4579.  
  4580. 1077
  4581. 00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:13,248
  4582. you know? Really?
  4583.  
  4584. 1078
  4585. 00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:15,875
  4586. This is a great choice.
  4587.  
  4588. 1079
  4589. 00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:18,086
  4590. Thank you. Thank you.
  4591.  
  4592. 1080
  4593. 00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:19,421
  4594. So, Lauren, tell me more about yourself.
  4595.  
  4596. 1081
  4597. 00:38:19,505 --> 00:38:20,505
  4598. What do you do?
  4599.  
  4600. 1082
  4601. 00:38:21,215 --> 00:38:22,757
  4602. I'm in management.
  4603.  
  4604. 1083
  4605. 00:38:22,925 --> 00:38:25,135
  4606. For a media company.
  4607.  
  4608. 1084
  4609. 00:38:25,219 --> 00:38:28,888
  4610. Yeah. But I don't wanna talk about
  4611. me, my work. Long week.
  4612.  
  4613. 1085
  4614. 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:30,932
  4615. So, tell me about you. What do you do?
  4616.  
  4617. 1086
  4618. 00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:34,436
  4619. Um... I'm a chef.
  4620.  
  4621. 1087
  4622. 00:38:34,603 --> 00:38:36,479
  4623. Really? Where?
  4624.  
  4625. 1088
  4626. 00:38:37,064 --> 00:38:38,606
  4627. Well, I'm actually
  4628.  
  4629. 1089
  4630. 00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:44,070
  4631. deciding between two different
  4632. offers. That good, huh?
  4633.  
  4634. 1090
  4635. 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,364
  4636. Yeah. But I don't wanna...
  4637.  
  4638. 1091
  4639. 00:38:46,449 --> 00:38:48,616
  4640. I kinda don't want to jinx it, you know?
  4641.  
  4642. 1092
  4643. 00:38:48,784 --> 00:38:51,286
  4644. No, I get it. No, don't, you shouldn't.
  4645.  
  4646. 1093
  4647. 00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:52,579
  4648. (MIMICS ZIP)
  4649.  
  4650. 1094
  4651. 00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:54,372
  4652. Okay, you know what?
  4653.  
  4654. 1095
  4655. 00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:55,749
  4656. Let's not even talk about work anymore.
  4657.  
  4658. 1096
  4659. 00:38:55,916 --> 00:38:57,459
  4660. Yeah, let's not.
  4661.  
  4662. 1097
  4663. 00:38:57,626 --> 00:39:00,587
  4664. So, what are your views on relationships?
  4665.  
  4666. 1098
  4667. 00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:03,214
  4668. Or your long-term goals. Either one.
  4669.  
  4670. 1099
  4671. 00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:05,759
  4672. Um...
  4673.  
  4674. 1100
  4675. 00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:08,595
  4676. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
  4677.  
  4678. 1101
  4679. 00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:09,929
  4680. (STAMMERING) To be honest,
  4681.  
  4682. 1102
  4683. 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:12,390
  4684. I really want to open my
  4685. own restaurant one day.
  4686.  
  4687. 1103
  4688. 00:39:14,101 --> 00:39:16,561
  4689. Sorry, that's work.
  4690.  
  4691. 1104
  4692. 00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:18,605
  4693. No, that's a dream.
  4694.  
  4695. 1105
  4696. 00:39:19,815 --> 00:39:21,691
  4697. We can talk about dreams. Dreams are good.
  4698.  
  4699. 1106
  4700. 00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:26,029
  4701. It's nice to hear a woman
  4702. actually say that.
  4703.  
  4704. 1107
  4705. 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:29,199
  4706. I just believe you can make
  4707. any dream come true
  4708.  
  4709. 1108
  4710. 00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:32,827
  4711. if you're willing to work
  4712. hard enough to get it.
  4713.  
  4714. 1109
  4715. 00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:35,747
  4716. I couldn't agree with you more.
  4717.  
  4718. 1110
  4719. 00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:38,458
  4720. Cheers. Salud.
  4721.  
  4722. 1111
  4723. 00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:41,669
  4724. (EXHALING)
  4725.  
  4726. 1112
  4727. 00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:53,098
  4728. Remember when we were in college
  4729. and we used to get
  4730.  
  4731. 1113
  4732. 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:56,434
  4733. like, so high and talk for hours?
  4734.  
  4735. 1114
  4736. 00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:58,436
  4737. (LAUGHS) Yeah.
  4738.  
  4739. 1115
  4740. 00:40:00,022 --> 00:40:04,859
  4741. Like about our dreams, and like
  4742. our plans and our goals.
  4743.  
  4744. 1116
  4745. 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:06,945
  4746. And time travel.
  4747.  
  4748. 1117
  4749. 00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:09,989
  4750. Like, what do you think about
  4751. the future, Jeremy?
  4752.  
  4753. 1118
  4754. 00:40:10,282 --> 00:40:14,369
  4755. I don't think we'll be riding around
  4756. in hovercrafts or anything,
  4757.  
  4758. 1119
  4759. 00:40:14,453 --> 00:40:15,829
  4760. but droids.
  4761.  
  4762. 1120
  4763. 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:18,498
  4764. Definitely droids. There better be droids.
  4765.  
  4766. 1121
  4767. 00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:21,376
  4768. No, I mean, like your future, Jeremy.
  4769.  
  4770. 1122
  4771. 00:40:22,002 --> 00:40:24,796
  4772. What are your long-term goals, Jeremy?
  4773.  
  4774. 1123
  4775. 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:30,009
  4776. Who are you, Oprah?
  4777.  
  4778. 1124
  4779. 00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:33,096
  4780. You're funny. (LAUGHING)
  4781.  
  4782. 1125
  4783. 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:38,726
  4784. I just have this amazing idea
  4785. of a rocker, chic kinda look,
  4786.  
  4787. 1126
  4788. 00:40:39,311 --> 00:40:40,395
  4789. so, it's really exciting.
  4790.  
  4791. 1127
  4792. 00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:42,105
  4793. No, that is exciting. Yeah.
  4794.  
  4795. 1128
  4796. 00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:43,314
  4797. Yeah.
  4798.  
  4799. 1129
  4800. 00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:44,816
  4801. So, um,
  4802.  
  4803. 1130
  4804. 00:40:45,484 --> 00:40:48,695
  4805. what are some of your long-term goals?
  4806.  
  4807. 1131
  4808. 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:51,823
  4809. Kind of a fly-by-the-seat- of-your-pants
  4810. kinda guy, you know?
  4811.  
  4812. 1132
  4813. 00:40:52,908 --> 00:40:53,992
  4814. Oh, okay.
  4815.  
  4816. 1133
  4817. 00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:56,911
  4818. That's cool.
  4819.  
  4820. 1134
  4821. 00:40:58,747 --> 00:41:00,290
  4822. (R&B SONG PLAYING ON RADIO)
  4823.  
  4824. 1135
  4825. 00:41:00,374 --> 00:41:03,334
  4826. Oh, turn that up. Turn
  4827. that up, turn that up.
  4828.  
  4829. 1136
  4830. 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:05,962
  4831. That is my... Yeah.
  4832.  
  4833. 1137
  4834. 00:41:06,213 --> 00:41:07,755
  4835. You know these guys?
  4836.  
  4837. 1138
  4838. 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,340
  4839. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
  4840.  
  4841. 1139
  4842. 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:12,343
  4843. (LAUGHS) My band opened for them once.
  4844.  
  4845. 1140
  4846. 00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:14,429
  4847. You have a band?
  4848.  
  4849. 1141
  4850. 00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:15,638
  4851. Had.
  4852.  
  4853. 1142
  4854. 00:41:16,348 --> 00:41:17,891
  4855. Had a record deal for a second.
  4856.  
  4857. 1143
  4858. 00:41:18,225 --> 00:41:20,143
  4859. Let me hear your CD. Come on!
  4860.  
  4861. 1144
  4862. 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:22,270
  4863. What makes you think that I have a CD?
  4864.  
  4865. 1145
  4866. 00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:24,564
  4867. I don't know anybody who's
  4868. been in an R&B band
  4869.  
  4870. 1146
  4871. 00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:25,857
  4872. who doesn't have their
  4873. own CD in their car.
  4874.  
  4875. 1147
  4876. 00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:29,277
  4877. Wow, I feel so unique right
  4878. now, it's crazy.
  4879.  
  4880. 1148
  4881. 00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:31,321
  4882. That's why you're reaching for it. Yeah.
  4883.  
  4884. 1149
  4885. 00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:33,948
  4886. Let me see it.
  4887.  
  4888. 1150
  4889. 00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:36,743
  4890. Wow!
  4891.  
  4892. 1151
  4893. 00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:38,119
  4894. That is crazy.
  4895.  
  4896. 1152
  4897. 00:41:38,287 --> 00:41:40,330
  4898. Hey, at least I didn't have a Jheri curl.
  4899.  
  4900. 1153
  4901. 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:41,581
  4902. (LAUGHS) What?
  4903.  
  4904. 1154
  4905. 00:41:42,249 --> 00:41:43,416
  4906. Play me your favorite track.
  4907.  
  4908. 1155
  4909. 00:41:45,669 --> 00:41:46,711
  4910. Wow.
  4911.  
  4912. 1156
  4913. 00:41:48,672 --> 00:41:49,714
  4914. AUTOMATED VOICE: Please say a command.
  4915.  
  4916. 1157
  4917. 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,633
  4918. CD. Play track
  4919.  
  4920. 1158
  4921. 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:55,220
  4922. seven.
  4923.  
  4924. 1159
  4925. 00:41:55,387 --> 00:41:57,222
  4926. Playing track seven.
  4927.  
  4928. 1160
  4929. 00:41:57,723 --> 00:42:02,060
  4930. ♪ Last night I had a dream about a dream
  4931.  
  4932. 1161
  4933. 00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:05,063
  4934. ♪ About you
  4935.  
  4936. 1162
  4937. 00:42:08,442 --> 00:42:09,901
  4938. You wrote this?
  4939.  
  4940. 1163
  4941. 00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:13,988
  4942. ♪ Now every time I think it seems to be
  4943.  
  4944. 1164
  4945. 00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:16,407
  4946. ♪ About you
  4947.  
  4948. 1165
  4949. 00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:21,371
  4950. This is beautiful.
  4951.  
  4952. 1166
  4953. 00:42:21,455 --> 00:42:24,666
  4954. ♪ One minute I was over love
  4955.  
  4956. 1167
  4957. 00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:29,796
  4958. ♪ A second later I was a part of us
  4959.  
  4960. 1168
  4961. 00:42:30,005 --> 00:42:31,047
  4962. Who was she?
  4963.  
  4964. 1169
  4965. 00:42:31,423 --> 00:42:32,465
  4966. Who?
  4967.  
  4968. 1170
  4969. 00:42:33,008 --> 00:42:34,425
  4970. The girl who broke your heart.
  4971.  
  4972. 1171
  4973. 00:42:34,969 --> 00:42:36,803
  4974. What makes you think a
  4975. girl broke my heart?
  4976.  
  4977. 1172
  4978. 00:42:38,347 --> 00:42:39,389
  4979. Track seven.
  4980.  
  4981. 1173
  4982. 00:42:43,936 --> 00:42:46,062
  4983. I left that all on the track.
  4984.  
  4985. 1174
  4986. 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:49,440
  4987. ♪ Last night I had a dream about a dream
  4988.  
  4989. 1175
  4990. 00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:51,150
  4991. ♪ About... ♪
  4992.  
  4993. 1176
  4994. 00:42:56,490 --> 00:42:57,615
  4995. Oh, my God.
  4996.  
  4997. 1177
  4998. 00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:02,412
  4999. Okay. Okay, wait, wait, wait.
  5000.  
  5001. 1178
  5002. 00:43:02,496 --> 00:43:03,746
  5003. What's wrong, what's wrong?
  5004.  
  5005. 1179
  5006. 00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:07,292
  5007. It's just... I don't do
  5008. this on the first date.
  5009.  
  5010. 1180
  5011. 00:43:07,459 --> 00:43:09,502
  5012. Okay, um, I understand.
  5013.  
  5014. 1181
  5015. 00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:10,878
  5016. I'm a Christian, too.
  5017.  
  5018. 1182
  5019. 00:43:10,963 --> 00:43:12,505
  5020. I respect that, you know, and...
  5021.  
  5022. 1183
  5023. 00:43:15,509 --> 00:43:17,510
  5024. I had a really wonderful time.
  5025.  
  5026. 1184
  5027. 00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:18,970
  5028. Me, too.
  5029.  
  5030. 1185
  5031. 00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:22,390
  5032. Well, thanks.
  5033.  
  5034. 1186
  5035. 00:43:26,895 --> 00:43:28,730
  5036. There. I accomplished it.
  5037.  
  5038. 1187
  5039. 00:43:28,897 --> 00:43:29,897
  5040. Accomplished what?
  5041.  
  5042. 1188
  5043. 00:43:29,982 --> 00:43:32,150
  5044. My real short-term goal.
  5045.  
  5046. 1189
  5047. 00:43:32,234 --> 00:43:33,735
  5048. You dog.
  5049.  
  5050. 1190
  5051. 00:43:34,069 --> 00:43:35,111
  5052. So, listen.
  5053.  
  5054. 1191
  5055. 00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:36,613
  5056. I've been thinking about this all night.
  5057.  
  5058. 1192
  5059. 00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:37,905
  5060. I want you to meet my mother.
  5061.  
  5062. 1193
  5063. 00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:39,032
  5064. Really?
  5065.  
  5066. 1194
  5067. 00:43:39,283 --> 00:43:40,450
  5068. It would really mean a lot to me.
  5069.  
  5070. 1195
  5071. 00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:41,993
  5072. Well,
  5073.  
  5074. 1196
  5075. 00:43:43,412 --> 00:43:44,746
  5076. I'd like you to meet my son.
  5077.  
  5078. 1197
  5079. 00:43:45,414 --> 00:43:46,831
  5080. I would love that.
  5081.  
  5082. 1198
  5083. 00:43:46,915 --> 00:43:48,291
  5084. Just name the time and place...
  5085.  
  5086. 1199
  5087. 00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:50,335
  5088. Hi, I'm Duke.
  5089.  
  5090. 1200
  5091. 00:43:50,419 --> 00:43:51,794
  5092. Did you touch my momma?
  5093.  
  5094. 1201
  5095. 00:43:51,962 --> 00:43:53,004
  5096. Whoa, no.
  5097.  
  5098. 1202
  5099. 00:43:53,088 --> 00:43:55,131
  5100. It was PG, little homie, not even PG-13.
  5101.  
  5102. 1203
  5103. 00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:57,717
  5104. Sure. You like video games?
  5105.  
  5106. 1204
  5107. 00:43:57,885 --> 00:43:59,385
  5108. Have you ever played Street Racer Three?
  5109.  
  5110. 1205
  5111. 00:43:59,553 --> 00:44:00,595
  5112. No.
  5113.  
  5114. 1206
  5115. 00:44:00,679 --> 00:44:01,763
  5116. Then you haven't lived, my man!
  5117.  
  5118. 1207
  5119. 00:44:01,847 --> 00:44:02,847
  5120. (LAUGHS)
  5121.  
  5122. 1208
  5123. 00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:06,684
  5124. You have a good night, all right, Candace?
  5125.  
  5126. 1209
  5127. 00:44:06,852 --> 00:44:07,894
  5128. Good night. Thank you.
  5129.  
  5130. 1210
  5131. 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:08,978
  5132. It's nice to meet you, Duke. Make sure...
  5133.  
  5134. 1211
  5135. 00:44:09,063 --> 00:44:10,146
  5136. Nice to meet you, too.
  5137.  
  5138. 1212
  5139. 00:44:12,358 --> 00:44:14,233
  5140. I really had a nice time tonight.
  5141.  
  5142. 1213
  5143. 00:44:14,443 --> 00:44:16,152
  5144. I had a really good time, too.
  5145.  
  5146. 1214
  5147. 00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:24,577
  5148. Okay, okay, okay.
  5149.  
  5150. 1215
  5151. 00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:27,914
  5152. This is officially good night.
  5153.  
  5154. 1216
  5155. 00:44:28,082 --> 00:44:31,668
  5156. Okay, you know what? I
  5157. could use a nightcap.
  5158.  
  5159. 1217
  5160. 00:44:32,086 --> 00:44:33,920
  5161. A nightcap. Yeah.
  5162.  
  5163. 1218
  5164. 00:44:34,088 --> 00:44:35,630
  5165. Yeah. Um...
  5166.  
  5167. 1219
  5168. 00:44:35,714 --> 00:44:37,632
  5169. There's this really nice
  5170. bar around the corner.
  5171.  
  5172. 1220
  5173. 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:38,925
  5174. You should have fun.
  5175.  
  5176. 1221
  5177. 00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:40,968
  5178. What... So it's like that?
  5179.  
  5180. 1222
  5181. 00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:42,679
  5182. You have no idea.
  5183.  
  5184. 1223
  5185. 00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:45,264
  5186. So, how long are we talking
  5187. before I get invited up?
  5188.  
  5189. 1224
  5190. 00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:47,850
  5191. Five dates.
  5192.  
  5193. 1225
  5194. 00:44:48,852 --> 00:44:50,478
  5195. For a nightcap.
  5196.  
  5197. 1226
  5198. 00:44:52,564 --> 00:44:53,773
  5199. Good night.
  5200.  
  5201. 1227
  5202. 00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:58,069
  5203. Wow.
  5204.  
  5205. 1228
  5206. 00:44:58,737 --> 00:45:00,196
  5207. This bitch is crazy.
  5208.  
  5209. 1229
  5210. 00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:06,703
  5211. ♪ My sexy love
  5212.  
  5213. 1230
  5214. 00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:08,454
  5215. ♪ So sexy ♪
  5216.  
  5217. 1231
  5218. 00:45:14,461 --> 00:45:16,462
  5219. (GROANING)
  5220.  
  5221. 1232
  5222. 00:45:20,592 --> 00:45:21,926
  5223. Morning, beautiful.
  5224.  
  5225. 1233
  5226. 00:45:22,886 --> 00:45:24,053
  5227. Hi.
  5228.  
  5229. 1234
  5230. 00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:26,514
  5231. Thanks.
  5232.  
  5233. 1235
  5234. 00:45:26,598 --> 00:45:27,598
  5235. I, um...
  5236.  
  5237. 1236
  5238. 00:45:27,933 --> 00:45:29,058
  5239. I made you breakfast.
  5240.  
  5241. 1237
  5242. 00:45:29,309 --> 00:45:30,435
  5243. Seriously?
  5244.  
  5245. 1238
  5246. 00:45:30,853 --> 00:45:32,019
  5247. Yeah.
  5248.  
  5249. 1239
  5250. 00:45:32,646 --> 00:45:34,605
  5251. From my kitchen? Let me take that.
  5252.  
  5253. 1240
  5254. 00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:37,984
  5255. It's a simple eggs Florentine,
  5256. but with a twist,
  5257.  
  5258. 1241
  5259. 00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:40,695
  5260. because I used the ingredients
  5261. from your Thai takeouts.
  5262.  
  5263. 1242
  5264. 00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:41,988
  5265. Simple? This looks amazing.
  5266.  
  5267. 1243
  5268. 00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:43,239
  5269. Well, let me know what you think.
  5270.  
  5271. 1244
  5272. 00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:46,617
  5273. Mmm.
  5274.  
  5275. 1245
  5276. 00:45:46,702 --> 00:45:48,369
  5277. This is so good.
  5278.  
  5279. 1246
  5280. 00:45:48,787 --> 00:45:50,496
  5281. Yeah? Well, I love a woman who can eat.
  5282.  
  5283. 1247
  5284. 00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:54,375
  5285. And I love a man who can cook.
  5286.  
  5287. 1248
  5288. 00:45:54,543 --> 00:45:56,711
  5289. Maybe you'll let me do it
  5290. again for you sometime.
  5291.  
  5292. 1249
  5293. 00:45:56,795 --> 00:45:58,171
  5294. (COUGHS)
  5295.  
  5296. 1250
  5297. 00:45:58,255 --> 00:45:59,714
  5298. Juice, please?
  5299.  
  5300. 1251
  5301. 00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:02,550
  5302. A little spicy?
  5303.  
  5304. 1252
  5305. 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:07,847
  5306. Thanks.
  5307.  
  5308. 1253
  5309. 00:46:10,225 --> 00:46:11,559
  5310. Who's that?
  5311.  
  5312. 1254
  5313. 00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:14,061
  5314. That's my best friend, Candace.
  5315.  
  5316. 1255
  5317. 00:46:14,229 --> 00:46:15,563
  5318. Okay. And my godson, Duke.
  5319.  
  5320. 1256
  5321. 00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:19,609
  5322. You know, you're not exactly
  5323. what I picture
  5324.  
  5325. 1257
  5326. 00:46:19,693 --> 00:46:21,819
  5327. when I hear the word "godmother."
  5328.  
  5329. 1258
  5330. 00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:24,197
  5331. Thank God for that.
  5332.  
  5333. 1259
  5334. 00:46:33,123 --> 00:46:35,249
  5335. You let yourself in again, huh?
  5336.  
  5337. 1260
  5338. 00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:37,460
  5339. I didn't expect you to be here.
  5340.  
  5341. 1261
  5342. 00:46:37,544 --> 00:46:39,086
  5343. I figured you'd be tiptoeing
  5344. around her place.
  5345.  
  5346. 1262
  5347. 00:46:39,254 --> 00:46:41,547
  5348. Well, first of all, I live here, not you,
  5349.  
  5350. 1263
  5351. 00:46:41,715 --> 00:46:43,925
  5352. and second, she has this five-date rule
  5353.  
  5354. 1264
  5355. 00:46:44,009 --> 00:46:45,176
  5356. before I get invited up.
  5357.  
  5358. 1265
  5359. 00:46:45,344 --> 00:46:46,344
  5360. Can you believe that?
  5361.  
  5362. 1266
  5363. 00:46:46,428 --> 00:46:48,471
  5364. I'm the Negro Gigolo, the original Nigolo.
  5365.  
  5366. 1267
  5367. 00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:49,680
  5368. Five dates?
  5369.  
  5370. 1268
  5371. 00:46:49,765 --> 00:46:51,432
  5372. What, is she some type of Farrakhan
  5373. Muslim or something?
  5374.  
  5375. 1269
  5376. 00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:52,600
  5377. She's a diva.
  5378.  
  5379. 1270
  5380. 00:46:52,684 --> 00:46:53,851
  5381. She literally refuses to
  5382. walk through a door
  5383.  
  5384. 1271
  5385. 00:46:53,936 --> 00:46:54,977
  5386. unless I open it for her.
  5387.  
  5388. 1272
  5389. 00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:56,354
  5390. Gail used to do that.
  5391.  
  5392. 1273
  5393. 00:46:56,438 --> 00:46:57,855
  5394. Gail used to get on my nerves with that.
  5395.  
  5396. 1274
  5397. 00:46:58,023 --> 00:47:00,858
  5398. "Get the door for me. How am I walk
  5399. in and you ain't open the door?"
  5400.  
  5401. 1275
  5402. 00:47:01,026 --> 00:47:03,778
  5403. "My hands hurt. You better
  5404. open that goddamn door!"
  5405.  
  5406. 1276
  5407. 00:47:03,987 --> 00:47:05,029
  5408. That's why I'm gonna end it right now.
  5409.  
  5410. 1277
  5411. 00:47:05,113 --> 00:47:06,155
  5412. Yeah, you need to.
  5413.  
  5414. 1278
  5415. 00:47:06,281 --> 00:47:07,281
  5416. 'Cause you don't need her.
  5417.  
  5418. 1279
  5419. 00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:08,741
  5420. You got me, and what we got is special.
  5421.  
  5422. 1280
  5423. 00:47:08,909 --> 00:47:10,660
  5424. Open her door. (SCOFFS)
  5425.  
  5426. 1281
  5427. 00:47:10,744 --> 00:47:13,538
  5428. It's 2012. Come around and open my door.
  5429.  
  5430. 1282
  5431. 00:47:13,705 --> 00:47:15,373
  5432. I don't know, Sonia, I just felt
  5433. like a different woman.
  5434.  
  5435. 1283
  5436. 00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:18,417
  5437. I felt so in control and strong, and...
  5438.  
  5439. 1284
  5440. 00:47:18,585 --> 00:47:19,794
  5441. What about him?
  5442.  
  5443. 1285
  5444. 00:47:19,878 --> 00:47:20,920
  5445. Well, I think...
  5446.  
  5447. 1286
  5448. 00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:22,129
  5449. Oh.
  5450.  
  5451. 1287
  5452. 00:47:24,383 --> 00:47:25,633
  5453. It's him.
  5454.  
  5455. 1288
  5456. 00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:28,970
  5457. "Are you available for dinner
  5458. tomorrow night?"
  5459.  
  5460. 1289
  5461. 00:47:29,054 --> 00:47:30,096
  5462. Well, are you?
  5463.  
  5464. 1290
  5465. 00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:31,848
  5466. Well, I do believe that I am.
  5467.  
  5468. 1291
  5469. 00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:35,476
  5470. But I do not go out with guys
  5471. who ask me via text.
  5472.  
  5473. 1292
  5474. 00:47:37,396 --> 00:47:38,729
  5475. She trippin'.
  5476.  
  5477. 1293
  5478. 00:47:38,897 --> 00:47:40,815
  5479. You know, Gail always suggested
  5480. them egg whites,
  5481.  
  5482. 1294
  5483. 00:47:40,899 --> 00:47:42,275
  5484. she said they was better for you.
  5485.  
  5486. 1295
  5487. 00:47:42,442 --> 00:47:44,819
  5488. Hey, can you put a shirt on
  5489. while you cooking, man?
  5490.  
  5491. 1296
  5492. 00:47:45,487 --> 00:47:46,487
  5493. (WHOOPS)
  5494.  
  5495. 1297
  5496. 00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:47,738
  5497. Look at these hours.
  5498.  
  5499. 1298
  5500. 00:47:47,906 --> 00:47:49,866
  5501. What you come in here glowing
  5502. for like you're pregnant?
  5503.  
  5504. 1299
  5505. 00:47:50,033 --> 00:47:51,242
  5506. My boys.
  5507.  
  5508. 1300
  5509. 00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:54,871
  5510. Hey, you got some. Oh! On the first date?
  5511.  
  5512. 1301
  5513. 00:47:55,038 --> 00:47:55,997
  5514. Homie scored.
  5515.  
  5516. 1302
  5517. 00:47:56,081 --> 00:47:57,707
  5518. DOMINIC: Yeah, I did.
  5519.  
  5520. 1303
  5521. 00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:00,084
  5522. And I'm totally screwed.
  5523.  
  5524. 1304
  5525. 00:48:00,252 --> 00:48:01,627
  5526. We never once talked about my job.
  5527.  
  5528. 1305
  5529. 00:48:01,795 --> 00:48:04,338
  5530. You really like him. I really do.
  5531.  
  5532. 1306
  5533. 00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:06,883
  5534. I don't even know how much he makes.
  5535.  
  5536. 1307
  5537. 00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:09,051
  5538. Whoa! And you know what? I don't care!
  5539.  
  5540. 1308
  5541. 00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:10,720
  5542. I believe in his dreams.
  5543.  
  5544. 1309
  5545. 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:12,847
  5546. She thinks I'm a chef on the rise.
  5547.  
  5548. 1310
  5549. 00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:14,056
  5550. With a cold-ass Benz.
  5551.  
  5552. 1311
  5553. 00:48:14,182 --> 00:48:15,850
  5554. And a sexy limo driver. I
  5555. looked good last night,
  5556.  
  5557. 1312
  5558. 00:48:15,934 --> 00:48:17,184
  5559. I had the hat cocked to the side.
  5560.  
  5561. 1313
  5562. 00:48:17,352 --> 00:48:20,104
  5563. Guys, she's going to run when
  5564. I tell her the truth.
  5565.  
  5566. 1314
  5567. 00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:22,106
  5568. Whatever you do, you don't
  5569. tell her the truth.
  5570.  
  5571. 1315
  5572. 00:48:22,232 --> 00:48:23,232
  5573. Thank you. You delay.
  5574.  
  5575. 1316
  5576. 00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:25,192
  5577. Hell, I wouldn't tell her until
  5578. she was in her third trimester.
  5579.  
  5580. 1317
  5581. 00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:26,986
  5582. Yeah, I can't do that. ZEKE:
  5583. Dom, I know you, okay?
  5584.  
  5585. 1318
  5586. 00:48:27,154 --> 00:48:28,529
  5587. And you're trying to grow
  5588. a conscience here.
  5589.  
  5590. 1319
  5591. 00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:29,864
  5592. Trust me on this one.
  5593.  
  5594. 1320
  5595. 00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:31,365
  5596. Honesty is overrated, man.
  5597.  
  5598. 1321
  5599. 00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:33,409
  5600. Hey, that's in the Bible. Old Testament.
  5601.  
  5602. 1322
  5603. 00:48:34,202 --> 00:48:36,787
  5604. I just don't want a relationship
  5605. based on lies.
  5606.  
  5607. 1323
  5608. 00:48:36,955 --> 00:48:38,122
  5609. That's called marriage.
  5610.  
  5611. 1324
  5612. 00:48:38,290 --> 00:48:39,832
  5613. Dom, you don't fool me.
  5614.  
  5615. 1325
  5616. 00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:41,459
  5617. I know what this is about.
  5618. This is about sex.
  5619.  
  5620. 1326
  5621. 00:48:41,543 --> 00:48:43,210
  5622. You didn't do what you were supposed
  5623. to do in the bedroom.
  5624.  
  5625. 1327
  5626. 00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:44,378
  5627. That's why you walk through here
  5628.  
  5629. 1328
  5630. 00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:45,713
  5631. with your shoulders all slouched
  5632.  
  5633. 1329
  5634. 00:48:45,797 --> 00:48:47,381
  5635. and your self-esteem all low.
  5636.  
  5637. 1330
  5638. 00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:49,133
  5639. It's true. When you don't smash right,
  5640.  
  5641. 1331
  5642. 00:48:49,217 --> 00:48:50,509
  5643. the insecurities come out on you.
  5644.  
  5645. 1332
  5646. 00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:52,386
  5647. You know what he did? He gave it a LD.
  5648.  
  5649. 1333
  5650. 00:48:52,471 --> 00:48:53,888
  5651. Lazy Doodle. That's exactly what he did.
  5652.  
  5653. 1334
  5654. 00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:56,307
  5655. Right. You gotta put it down
  5656. like the right enforcement.
  5657.  
  5658. 1335
  5659. 00:48:56,808 --> 00:48:59,185
  5660. I can't do this no more. I'm
  5661. done. I'm done with this.
  5662.  
  5663. 1336
  5664. 00:48:59,353 --> 00:49:01,354
  5665. Like, dude, put a shirt on. It's us!
  5666.  
  5667. 1337
  5668. 00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:03,439
  5669. There's no one else here, just us!
  5670.  
  5671. 1338
  5672. 00:49:03,899 --> 00:49:06,233
  5673. So, you're telling me she's got a son?
  5674.  
  5675. 1339
  5676. 00:49:06,401 --> 00:49:08,277
  5677. Yeah! Duke. He's six years old.
  5678.  
  5679. 1340
  5680. 00:49:08,362 --> 00:49:09,737
  5681. An amazing kid, full of energy.
  5682.  
  5683. 1341
  5684. 00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:11,948
  5685. That's an awful lot of
  5686. responsibility, baby.
  5687.  
  5688. 1342
  5689. 00:49:12,115 --> 00:49:14,116
  5690. Well, she's a really responsible
  5691. woman, Ma.
  5692.  
  5693. 1343
  5694. 00:49:14,284 --> 00:49:16,285
  5695. I'm not talking about her,
  5696. I'm talking about you.
  5697.  
  5698. 1344
  5699. 00:49:17,537 --> 00:49:19,580
  5700. You really think you got what it takes
  5701.  
  5702. 1345
  5703. 00:49:19,665 --> 00:49:21,123
  5704. to date a single mother?
  5705.  
  5706. 1346
  5707. 00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:23,417
  5708. Well, I was raised by a single
  5709. mother, wasn't I?
  5710.  
  5711. 1347
  5712. 00:49:23,502 --> 00:49:24,502
  5713. (CHUCKLES)
  5714.  
  5715. 1348
  5716. 00:49:25,045 --> 00:49:26,796
  5717. Oh, but I'm one of a kind, baby.
  5718.  
  5719. 1349
  5720. 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:30,549
  5721. Trust me, Ma. You are going to love her.
  5722.  
  5723. 1350
  5724. 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:32,802
  5725. (MUSIC PLAYING) (PEOPLE
  5726. TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
  5727.  
  5728. 1351
  5729. 00:49:32,886 --> 00:49:34,345
  5730. Thank God!
  5731.  
  5732. 1352
  5733. 00:49:35,555 --> 00:49:36,931
  5734. Somewhere familiar.
  5735.  
  5736. 1353
  5737. 00:49:37,015 --> 00:49:38,265
  5738. Some place that hasn't changed,
  5739.  
  5740. 1354
  5741. 00:49:38,350 --> 00:49:39,433
  5742. that still looks the same.
  5743.  
  5744. 1355
  5745. 00:49:39,601 --> 00:49:41,310
  5746. Yo, J, what's wrong with you?
  5747.  
  5748. 1356
  5749. 00:49:41,478 --> 00:49:43,437
  5750. My Fortress of Solitude has morphed
  5751.  
  5752. 1357
  5753. 00:49:43,522 --> 00:49:45,064
  5754. into a damn Bed, Bath and Beyond.
  5755.  
  5756. 1358
  5757. 00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:46,232
  5758. What does that mean?
  5759.  
  5760. 1359
  5761. 00:49:46,316 --> 00:49:47,441
  5762. I'm telling you, he talks in code.
  5763.  
  5764. 1360
  5765. 00:49:47,609 --> 00:49:49,402
  5766. Listen, Kristen, she redecorated.
  5767.  
  5768. 1361
  5769. 00:49:49,569 --> 00:49:51,362
  5770. CEDRIC: Redecorated? Why
  5771. didn't you say that?
  5772.  
  5773. 1362
  5774. 00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:53,072
  5775. No, no, no, she didn't redecorate.
  5776.  
  5777. 1363
  5778. 00:49:53,156 --> 00:49:54,407
  5779. She obliterated.
  5780.  
  5781. 1364
  5782. 00:49:54,574 --> 00:49:57,368
  5783. Every trace of my identity,
  5784. gone! My anime posters,
  5785.  
  5786. 1365
  5787. 00:49:57,452 --> 00:49:59,412
  5788. Battlestar Galactica shot glasses
  5789. that you used to like,
  5790.  
  5791. 1366
  5792. 00:49:59,496 --> 00:50:00,705
  5793. it's all gone.
  5794.  
  5795. 1367
  5796. 00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:01,914
  5797. May I?
  5798.  
  5799. 1368
  5800. 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:03,165
  5801. Wait a minute. She ain't even ask you?
  5802.  
  5803. 1369
  5804. 00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:04,458
  5805. She just threw your stuff out?
  5806.  
  5807. 1370
  5808. 00:50:04,626 --> 00:50:06,711
  5809. That's some takeover shit right
  5810. there. That's crazy.
  5811.  
  5812. 1371
  5813. 00:50:06,878 --> 00:50:09,046
  5814. I was starting to feel like someone else.
  5815.  
  5816. 1372
  5817. 00:50:09,214 --> 00:50:12,550
  5818. Someone warm and modern with
  5819. a smattering of vintage.
  5820.  
  5821. 1373
  5822. 00:50:12,718 --> 00:50:14,969
  5823. That's probably your lips
  5824. tingling. It's a STD.
  5825.  
  5826. 1374
  5827. 00:50:15,053 --> 00:50:16,762
  5828. You just put your mouth on Zeke's drink.
  5829.  
  5830. 1375
  5831. 00:50:16,930 --> 00:50:18,723
  5832. Oh! And she threw away
  5833. my couch! Thank God!
  5834.  
  5835. 1376
  5836. 00:50:18,807 --> 00:50:20,391
  5837. (ALL CHEER)
  5838.  
  5839. 1377
  5840. 00:50:20,475 --> 00:50:21,976
  5841. Hail Kristen!
  5842.  
  5843. 1378
  5844. 00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:23,310
  5845. That couch has a lot of memories, guys.
  5846.  
  5847. 1379
  5848. 00:50:23,395 --> 00:50:24,395
  5849. CEDRIC: Is that what that smell was?
  5850.  
  5851. 1380
  5852. 00:50:24,604 --> 00:50:25,980
  5853. Yeah, all of us got laid on that couch.
  5854.  
  5855. 1381
  5856. 00:50:26,064 --> 00:50:27,106
  5857. Twice.
  5858.  
  5859. 1382
  5860. 00:50:27,274 --> 00:50:28,691
  5861. You've had that couch since
  5862. college, right? Yes!
  5863.  
  5864. 1383
  5865. 00:50:28,775 --> 00:50:29,900
  5866. That's some white boy shit.
  5867.  
  5868. 1384
  5869. 00:50:30,068 --> 00:50:31,277
  5870. No, that's some Jeremy shit.
  5871.  
  5872. 1385
  5873. 00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:32,403
  5874. ZEKE: No, that's some white boy shit.
  5875.  
  5876. 1386
  5877. 00:50:32,571 --> 00:50:34,613
  5878. I graduated college, I
  5879. got rid of my couch.
  5880.  
  5881. 1387
  5882. 00:50:34,781 --> 00:50:35,948
  5883. What college did you go to?
  5884.  
  5885. 1388
  5886. 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:38,784
  5887. DeVry, Class of February. Valedictorian.
  5888.  
  5889. 1389
  5890. 00:50:38,952 --> 00:50:39,994
  5891. Whose side are you on?
  5892.  
  5893. 1390
  5894. 00:50:40,162 --> 00:50:42,163
  5895. Ain't no brother on the planet
  5896. gonna let no fine-ass sista
  5897.  
  5898. 1391
  5899. 00:50:42,247 --> 00:50:43,914
  5900. sit on no stinky-ass couch from college.
  5901.  
  5902. 1392
  5903. 00:50:44,082 --> 00:50:45,958
  5904. Preach, boy! It don't matter what happen,
  5905.  
  5906. 1393
  5907. 00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:47,376
  5908. you go and you find a way
  5909. to get that furniture,
  5910.  
  5911. 1394
  5912. 00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:48,627
  5913. figure how to pay for it later.
  5914.  
  5915. 1395
  5916. 00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:51,422
  5917. Yeah, don't do that, though. That's called
  5918. negro shit. Don't ever do that.
  5919.  
  5920. 1396
  5921. 00:50:51,548 --> 00:50:52,673
  5922. BENNETT: That is negro shit!
  5923.  
  5924. 1397
  5925. 00:50:52,799 --> 00:50:53,799
  5926. You guys do that a lot.
  5927.  
  5928. 1398
  5929. 00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:54,967
  5930. You pay for something you can't afford.
  5931.  
  5932. 1399
  5933. 00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:57,470
  5934. Ced, you couldn't even
  5935. afford your wedding!
  5936.  
  5937. 1400
  5938. 00:50:57,637 --> 00:50:59,180
  5939. I'm making my payments.
  5940.  
  5941. 1401
  5942. 00:50:59,347 --> 00:51:00,431
  5943. Listen, Kristen is a great girl.
  5944.  
  5945. 1402
  5946. 00:51:00,515 --> 00:51:03,100
  5947. Don't mess up something good over
  5948. a damn couch, all right?
  5949.  
  5950. 1403
  5951. 00:51:03,351 --> 00:51:04,685
  5952. Something's up.
  5953.  
  5954. 1404
  5955. 00:51:05,645 --> 00:51:06,771
  5956. CEDRIC: The game was on,
  5957.  
  5958. 1405
  5959. 00:51:06,938 --> 00:51:08,397
  5960. but not the one we were watching.
  5961.  
  5962. 1406
  5963. 00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:10,399
  5964. While we were sitting there on our asses
  5965.  
  5966. 1407
  5967. 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:11,609
  5968. watching the game,
  5969.  
  5970. 1408
  5971. 00:51:11,693 --> 00:51:13,235
  5972. our team was getting destroyed.
  5973.  
  5974. 1409
  5975. 00:51:13,695 --> 00:51:15,571
  5976. The other team was drawing up plays,
  5977.  
  5978. 1410
  5979. 00:51:15,655 --> 00:51:17,031
  5980. planning their strategies,
  5981.  
  5982. 1411
  5983. 00:51:17,199 --> 00:51:19,325
  5984. and plotting their next moves.
  5985.  
  5986. 1412
  5987. 00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:21,786
  5988. Hey, you.
  5989.  
  5990. 1413
  5991. 00:51:21,953 --> 00:51:23,329
  5992. JEREMY: You still up?
  5993.  
  5994. 1414
  5995. 00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:24,872
  5996. I thought you were sleeping.
  5997.  
  5998. 1415
  5999. 00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:28,084
  6000. I couldn't put this down.
  6001.  
  6002. 1416
  6003. 00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:29,293
  6004. Mmm. Yeah.
  6005.  
  6006. 1417
  6007. 00:51:29,461 --> 00:51:31,879
  6008. CEDRIC: Jeremy didn't even
  6009. know he was under attack.
  6010.  
  6011. 1418
  6012. 00:51:31,963 --> 00:51:34,715
  6013. Hey, uh... God, it was such a trip.
  6014.  
  6015. 1419
  6016. 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,259
  6017. I ran into Sarah's little brother. Oh.
  6018.  
  6019. 1420
  6020. 00:51:37,344 --> 00:51:39,845
  6021. And he told me he got a job at Neversoft.
  6022.  
  6023. 1421
  6024. 00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:42,306
  6025. Cool.
  6026.  
  6027. 1422
  6028. 00:51:42,390 --> 00:51:43,474
  6029. Yeah.
  6030.  
  6031. 1423
  6032. 00:51:43,558 --> 00:51:46,602
  6033. Weren't you offered an
  6034. internship there once?
  6035.  
  6036. 1424
  6037. 00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:49,480
  6038. Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Turned it
  6039. down for a real job.
  6040.  
  6041. 1425
  6042. 00:51:49,981 --> 00:51:52,983
  6043. Right, yeah, that junior level
  6044. one that you're still in.
  6045.  
  6046. 1426
  6047. 00:51:53,485 --> 00:51:54,485
  6048. What?
  6049.  
  6050. 1427
  6051. 00:51:56,780 --> 00:51:57,780
  6052. (SIGHS)
  6053.  
  6054. 1428
  6055. 00:52:00,325 --> 00:52:01,867
  6056. CEDRIC: My brothers didn't even
  6057. know they were at war.
  6058.  
  6059. 1429
  6060. 00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:04,954
  6061. They were lost in the honeymoon phase.
  6062.  
  6063. 1430
  6064. 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:06,705
  6065. They were too busy enjoying the ride.
  6066.  
  6067. 1431
  6068. 00:52:06,873 --> 00:52:08,958
  6069. All right, who's hungry?
  6070.  
  6071. 1432
  6072. 00:52:09,376 --> 00:52:11,293
  6073. I'm hungry, but, babe, babe!
  6074.  
  6075. 1433
  6076. 00:52:11,461 --> 00:52:12,920
  6077. Damn! Look at that ass!
  6078.  
  6079. 1434
  6080. 00:52:13,088 --> 00:52:14,296
  6081. ZEKE: That's nice. She's hot.
  6082.  
  6083. 1435
  6084. 00:52:14,464 --> 00:52:15,589
  6085. Guys, come on, that's somebody's daughter.
  6086.  
  6087. 1436
  6088. 00:52:15,757 --> 00:52:17,091
  6089. Wait, that's the baby mama?
  6090.  
  6091. 1437
  6092. 00:52:17,175 --> 00:52:18,425
  6093. Mmm-hmm. That's Candace?
  6094.  
  6095. 1438
  6096. 00:52:18,593 --> 00:52:19,718
  6097. That is Candace.
  6098.  
  6099. 1439
  6100. 00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:21,220
  6101. I know the baby mama.
  6102.  
  6103. 1440
  6104. 00:52:22,764 --> 00:52:25,307
  6105. No, she's Lauren's best friend.
  6106.  
  6107. 1441
  6108. 00:52:25,475 --> 00:52:28,269
  6109. LAUREN: So, apparently they play basketball
  6110. three times a week at the Y,
  6111.  
  6112. 1442
  6113. 00:52:28,436 --> 00:52:31,689
  6114. and Dominic says that Michael is the
  6115. most successful guy he knows.
  6116.  
  6117. 1443
  6118. 00:52:31,857 --> 00:52:33,649
  6119. Really? (LAUGHS) You scored!
  6120.  
  6121. 1444
  6122. 00:52:33,817 --> 00:52:35,776
  6123. I did well? You know what,
  6124.  
  6125. 1445
  6126. 00:52:35,861 --> 00:52:38,404
  6127. Michael said Dominic is
  6128. a really amazing chef.
  6129.  
  6130. 1446
  6131. 00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:41,115
  6132. I know, I know! I love food.
  6133.  
  6134. 1447
  6135. 00:52:41,283 --> 00:52:42,825
  6136. Oh, no, bitch. What?
  6137.  
  6138. 1448
  6139. 00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:44,618
  6140. We can double date.
  6141.  
  6142. 1449
  6143. 00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:46,078
  6144. (BOTH SCREAM)
  6145.  
  6146. 1450
  6147. 00:52:47,539 --> 00:52:48,664
  6148. Oh, that's not good.
  6149.  
  6150. 1451
  6151. 00:52:48,748 --> 00:52:49,957
  6152. That's not good at all.
  6153.  
  6154. 1452
  6155. 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:51,375
  6156. Let's go play basketball, guys.
  6157.  
  6158. 1453
  6159. 00:52:51,459 --> 00:52:52,501
  6160. Yeah, let's do that.
  6161.  
  6162. 1454
  6163. 00:52:52,669 --> 00:52:54,086
  6164. ZEKE: Whatever you do, don't double date.
  6165.  
  6166. 1455
  6167. 00:52:54,254 --> 00:52:56,422
  6168. That's right. Damn, Ced.
  6169.  
  6170. 1456
  6171. 00:52:57,215 --> 00:52:58,382
  6172. Really?
  6173.  
  6174. 1457
  6175. 00:52:58,717 --> 00:53:00,176
  6176. I was in the middle of getting dressed.
  6177.  
  6178. 1458
  6179. 00:53:00,635 --> 00:53:02,219
  6180. J, you're losing the game for us!
  6181.  
  6182. 1459
  6183. 00:53:02,387 --> 00:53:04,722
  6184. Me? Yo, you are killing us right now.
  6185.  
  6186. 1460
  6187. 00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:06,182
  6188. I'm setting screens, you gotta
  6189. be using the screens.
  6190.  
  6191. 1461
  6192. 00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:07,433
  6193. You shot one for 27.
  6194.  
  6195. 1462
  6196. 00:53:07,517 --> 00:53:09,143
  6197. The shot I made was a game changer, J.
  6198.  
  6199. 1463
  6200. 00:53:09,311 --> 00:53:10,644
  6201. That's it, I'm done. New teams next week.
  6202.  
  6203. 1464
  6204. 00:53:10,729 --> 00:53:12,188
  6205. I'm not being on his team anymore.
  6206.  
  6207. 1465
  6208. 00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:13,814
  6209. I'm not the one that's not
  6210. coming off the picks!
  6211.  
  6212. 1466
  6213. 00:53:13,982 --> 00:53:15,399
  6214. Excuse me, y'all done here?
  6215.  
  6216. 1467
  6217. 00:53:15,483 --> 00:53:16,817
  6218. We want to play some full court.
  6219.  
  6220. 1468
  6221. 00:53:16,902 --> 00:53:17,943
  6222. Oh, yeah. Y'all take it.
  6223.  
  6224. 1469
  6225. 00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:19,737
  6226. No, no, no, we're not.
  6227.  
  6228. 1470
  6229. 00:53:19,905 --> 00:53:21,780
  6230. Got a lot more basketball to
  6231. play over here, fellas,
  6232.  
  6233. 1471
  6234. 00:53:21,948 --> 00:53:24,074
  6235. so looks like you picked the wrong
  6236. court to try and come and take.
  6237.  
  6238. 1472
  6239. 00:53:24,242 --> 00:53:25,534
  6240. We just ran three games! Uh-uh!
  6241.  
  6242. 1473
  6243. 00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:27,536
  6244. MICHAEL: Yeah, Ced, we're
  6245. good. No, we're not.
  6246.  
  6247. 1474
  6248. 00:53:27,704 --> 00:53:29,830
  6249. We are not good. Sorry.
  6250.  
  6251. 1475
  6252. 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,957
  6253. Yo, so y'all stepping off or what?
  6254.  
  6255. 1476
  6256. 00:53:32,125 --> 00:53:33,375
  6257. Yeah, we were stepping.
  6258. I was stepping on...
  6259.  
  6260. 1477
  6261. 00:53:33,543 --> 00:53:35,502
  6262. Stepping off? Who are you, Shaft?
  6263.  
  6264. 1478
  6265. 00:53:35,670 --> 00:53:37,046
  6266. How about you get some language
  6267. from this year?
  6268.  
  6269. 1479
  6270. 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:39,965
  6271. So why don't you, and the stronger
  6272. version of Prince,
  6273.  
  6274. 1480
  6275. 00:53:40,133 --> 00:53:41,175
  6276. go back down to that side of the court
  6277.  
  6278. 1481
  6279. 00:53:41,259 --> 00:53:42,384
  6280. and do what y'all was doing?
  6281.  
  6282. 1482
  6283. 00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:43,719
  6284. 'Cause if y'all want the court,
  6285.  
  6286. 1483
  6287. 00:53:43,803 --> 00:53:45,179
  6288. you'll play us for the
  6289. court like real men.
  6290.  
  6291. 1484
  6292. 00:53:45,263 --> 00:53:46,430
  6293. So y'all want to play for it.
  6294.  
  6295. 1485
  6296. 00:53:46,598 --> 00:53:47,806
  6297. You heard what I said.
  6298.  
  6299. 1486
  6300. 00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:50,309
  6301. Am I stuttering, huh? Suckas.
  6302.  
  6303. 1487
  6304. 00:53:50,477 --> 00:53:52,478
  6305. They're not gonna punk us. We men! Ced.
  6306.  
  6307. 1488
  6308. 00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:54,521
  6309. People come in here, think they got us.
  6310.  
  6311. 1489
  6312. 00:53:54,606 --> 00:53:55,856
  6313. ZEKE: You are not serious.
  6314.  
  6315. 1490
  6316. 00:53:56,024 --> 00:53:58,150
  6317. I am serious. It is what it is.
  6318.  
  6319. 1491
  6320. 00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:00,069
  6321. Oh, shit.
  6322.  
  6323. 1492
  6324. 00:54:00,612 --> 00:54:01,862
  6325. (CLEARS THROAT)
  6326.  
  6327. 1493
  6328. 00:54:03,156 --> 00:54:04,531
  6329. I thought it was just two of them.
  6330.  
  6331. 1494
  6332. 00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:06,408
  6333. I did not see the rest.
  6334.  
  6335. 1495
  6336. 00:54:06,576 --> 00:54:08,577
  6337. Turn around and say you're sorry.
  6338.  
  6339. 1496
  6340. 00:54:08,745 --> 00:54:10,246
  6341. It's too late. We're in it. Apologize.
  6342.  
  6343. 1497
  6344. 00:54:10,413 --> 00:54:11,747
  6345. No, I'm not apologizing for shit.
  6346.  
  6347. 1498
  6348. 00:54:11,831 --> 00:54:13,207
  6349. Michael, this is when you be a man!
  6350.  
  6351. 1499
  6352. 00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:15,584
  6353. All right, guys. If a game
  6354. is what you want,
  6355.  
  6356. 1500
  6357. 00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:17,211
  6358. a game is what you gonna get.
  6359.  
  6360. 1501
  6361. 00:54:17,379 --> 00:54:18,420
  6362. You wanna play?
  6363.  
  6364. 1502
  6365. 00:54:18,588 --> 00:54:19,630
  6366. JEREMY: Ced, let him go!
  6367.  
  6368. 1503
  6369. 00:54:19,714 --> 00:54:21,090
  6370. ZEKE: Cedric! What are you doing?
  6371.  
  6372. 1504
  6373. 00:54:22,717 --> 00:54:24,134
  6374. JEREMY: You okay? ZEKE: Get up, get up.
  6375.  
  6376. 1505
  6377. 00:54:24,302 --> 00:54:25,844
  6378. JEREMY: So embarrassing.
  6379.  
  6380. 1506
  6381. 00:54:26,805 --> 00:54:28,597
  6382. I really tried to take it. It was obvious.
  6383.  
  6384. 1507
  6385. 00:54:28,807 --> 00:54:31,558
  6386. I really did. I swear to God,
  6387. I gave it everything I had.
  6388.  
  6389. 1508
  6390. 00:54:31,726 --> 00:54:33,227
  6391. I sprained my esophagus in the last game,
  6392.  
  6393. 1509
  6394. 00:54:33,311 --> 00:54:34,520
  6395. so I'm gonna sit this one out.
  6396.  
  6397. 1510
  6398. 00:54:34,604 --> 00:54:35,646
  6399. Your esophagus is in your throat.
  6400.  
  6401. 1511
  6402. 00:54:35,730 --> 00:54:37,439
  6403. Shut up, Bennett. Zeke, we need six.
  6404.  
  6405. 1512
  6406. 00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:40,067
  6407. Zeke! Forget Zeke, we'll just
  6408. have to play with five.
  6409.  
  6410. 1513
  6411. 00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:41,235
  6412. Listen, we are men.
  6413.  
  6414. 1514
  6415. 00:54:41,319 --> 00:54:42,695
  6416. We tie our shoes up the same way they do.
  6417.  
  6418. 1515
  6419. 00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:43,821
  6420. Yeah, their shoes are bigger.
  6421.  
  6422. 1516
  6423. 00:54:43,989 --> 00:54:45,406
  6424. It don't matter. Be a man!
  6425.  
  6426. 1517
  6427. 00:54:45,490 --> 00:54:46,448
  6428. When I come out this,
  6429.  
  6430. 1518
  6431. 00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:47,950
  6432. you better say who you got
  6433. and you better mean it.
  6434.  
  6435. 1519
  6436. 00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:50,411
  6437. Let's go. D up.
  6438.  
  6439. 1520
  6440. 00:54:50,870 --> 00:54:54,373
  6441. I got her. Let's go. Get
  6442. yours. I got mine.
  6443.  
  6444. 1521
  6445. 00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:57,376
  6446. MAN: We welcome you all to the
  6447. JW Marriott Los Angeles.
  6448.  
  6449. 1522
  6450. 00:54:57,544 --> 00:54:58,877
  6451. CEDRIC: But then, the bubble burst.
  6452.  
  6453. 1523
  6454. 00:54:59,045 --> 00:55:02,047
  6455. For Dominic, the tables turned
  6456. on Tuesday afternoon.
  6457.  
  6458. 1524
  6459. 00:55:02,674 --> 00:55:04,216
  6460. MAN: ...the best year in
  6461. your company's history.
  6462.  
  6463. 1525
  6464. 00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:07,678
  6465. She is not just the youngest
  6466. COO you've ever had,
  6467.  
  6468. 1526
  6469. 00:55:07,762 --> 00:55:09,221
  6470. but the very best.
  6471.  
  6472. 1527
  6473. 00:55:09,931 --> 00:55:11,724
  6474. Ladies and gentlemen, Lauren Harris.
  6475.  
  6476. 1528
  6477. 00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:13,309
  6478. (ALL APPLAUDING)
  6479.  
  6480. 1529
  6481. 00:55:13,810 --> 00:55:14,977
  6482. Thank you.
  6483.  
  6484. 1530
  6485. 00:55:16,354 --> 00:55:17,479
  6486. (DISHES CRASHING)
  6487.  
  6488. 1531
  6489. 00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:21,442
  6490. Aw, shit.
  6491.  
  6492. 1532
  6493. 00:55:23,153 --> 00:55:24,903
  6494. Mom? There you go. LORETTA: Hey!
  6495.  
  6496. 1533
  6497. 00:55:25,071 --> 00:55:27,239
  6498. Mom, I would like you to meet Candace.
  6499.  
  6500. 1534
  6501. 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:28,365
  6502. BOTH: Hi!
  6503.  
  6504. 1535
  6505. 00:55:28,575 --> 00:55:30,659
  6506. CEDRIC: For Michael, the bomb
  6507. dropped on Wednesday.
  6508.  
  6509. 1536
  6510. 00:55:30,827 --> 00:55:32,286
  6511. I've heard so much about you.
  6512.  
  6513. 1537
  6514. 00:55:32,704 --> 00:55:34,830
  6515. Well, I've heard nothing about you!
  6516.  
  6517. 1538
  6518. 00:55:35,415 --> 00:55:37,416
  6519. We just talked about her last night
  6520. at dinner. What are you...
  6521.  
  6522. 1539
  6523. 00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:39,251
  6524. Well, I don't remember.
  6525.  
  6526. 1540
  6527. 00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:40,419
  6528. Mom, why are you...
  6529.  
  6530. 1541
  6531. 00:55:40,587 --> 00:55:41,795
  6532. I don't remember.
  6533.  
  6534. 1542
  6535. 00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:48,635
  6536. It's beautiful, your home.
  6537. Just gorgeous. It's great.
  6538.  
  6539. 1543
  6540. 00:55:52,265 --> 00:55:53,265
  6541. Hmm.
  6542.  
  6543. 1544
  6544. 00:55:53,892 --> 00:55:56,185
  6545. Oh, wow, look! Look at this,
  6546.  
  6547. 1545
  6548. 00:55:56,269 --> 00:55:59,229
  6549. I have this exact same frame for my son!
  6550.  
  6551. 1546
  6552. 00:55:59,314 --> 00:56:02,524
  6553. Oh, that's right, you're
  6554. the one with the child.
  6555.  
  6556. 1547
  6557. 00:56:04,319 --> 00:56:06,153
  6558. Now let me ask you, sweetie,
  6559.  
  6560. 1548
  6561. 00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:11,450
  6562. what does your baby's daddy think
  6563. about you dating my Michael?
  6564.  
  6565. 1549
  6566. 00:56:12,243 --> 00:56:13,410
  6567. Oh.
  6568.  
  6569. 1550
  6570. 00:56:13,495 --> 00:56:15,037
  6571. Or is he incarcerated?
  6572.  
  6573. 1551
  6574. 00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:18,290
  6575. You know, how you people run
  6576. around, I don't know.
  6577.  
  6578. 1552
  6579. 00:56:19,084 --> 00:56:20,501
  6580. Incarcerated? No, why would you...
  6581.  
  6582. 1553
  6583. 00:56:20,668 --> 00:56:22,002
  6584. Candace, would you like
  6585. a tour of the house?
  6586.  
  6587. 1554
  6588. 00:56:22,170 --> 00:56:24,671
  6589. Yeah, why don't we give Tandace
  6590. a tour of the house?
  6591.  
  6592. 1555
  6593. 00:56:24,839 --> 00:56:26,507
  6594. Candace. It is Candace.
  6595.  
  6596. 1556
  6597. 00:56:26,674 --> 00:56:27,800
  6598. Tan... Tandace?
  6599.  
  6600. 1557
  6601. 00:56:28,134 --> 00:56:31,178
  6602. It's... Candace, with a...
  6603.  
  6604. 1558
  6605. 00:56:32,013 --> 00:56:34,098
  6606. I can tell she really likes you.
  6607.  
  6608. 1559
  6609. 00:56:34,265 --> 00:56:36,266
  6610. Come on, let's take a tour. Now
  6611. come on, let's take a look.
  6612.  
  6613. 1560
  6614. 00:56:36,351 --> 00:56:37,351
  6615. Just come on.
  6616.  
  6617. 1561
  6618. 00:56:37,435 --> 00:56:38,852
  6619. LORETTA: Doesn't it tell a story?
  6620.  
  6621. 1562
  6622. 00:56:39,062 --> 00:56:41,605
  6623. I've tried to capture all
  6624. the special moments
  6625.  
  6626. 1563
  6627. 00:56:41,689 --> 00:56:43,148
  6628. with me and my baby boy.
  6629.  
  6630. 1564
  6631. 00:56:43,316 --> 00:56:45,150
  6632. I bet you don't remember when I
  6633. got you that bracelet, though.
  6634.  
  6635. 1565
  6636. 00:56:45,318 --> 00:56:47,111
  6637. Outside of Paris,
  6638.  
  6639. 1566
  6640. 00:56:47,195 --> 00:56:49,863
  6641. this little shop with the
  6642. cute little jewelry...
  6643.  
  6644. 1567
  6645. 00:56:50,031 --> 00:56:52,074
  6646. Remember that look on your face
  6647. when you opened up that box?
  6648.  
  6649. 1568
  6650. 00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:53,325
  6651. Yeah, I know, I know.
  6652.  
  6653. 1569
  6654. 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:54,993
  6655. I thought we were in Milan.
  6656.  
  6657. 1570
  6658. 00:56:55,161 --> 00:56:56,370
  6659. No, we'd come from that restaurant...
  6660.  
  6661. 1571
  6662. 00:56:56,538 --> 00:56:58,247
  6663. Oh, baby, you're in my room.
  6664.  
  6665. 1572
  6666. 00:56:58,331 --> 00:57:00,249
  6667. It's where all the magic happens, girl.
  6668.  
  6669. 1573
  6670. 00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:01,708
  6671. CANDACE: Wow. MICHAEL: What do you think?
  6672.  
  6673. 1574
  6674. 00:57:01,876 --> 00:57:03,460
  6675. It's like a time capsule.
  6676.  
  6677. 1575
  6678. 00:57:03,628 --> 00:57:06,046
  6679. Oh, I keep everything the same for him,
  6680.  
  6681. 1576
  6682. 00:57:06,131 --> 00:57:07,423
  6683. for when he sleeps over.
  6684.  
  6685. 1577
  6686. 00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:08,841
  6687. You sleep over?
  6688.  
  6689. 1578
  6690. 00:57:09,008 --> 00:57:10,384
  6691. Just on Sunday nights, baby. It's nothing.
  6692.  
  6693. 1579
  6694. 00:57:10,552 --> 00:57:15,013
  6695. And Sunday nights have always
  6696. been reserved for his mother.
  6697.  
  6698. 1580
  6699. 00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:17,683
  6700. And they always will be.
  6701.  
  6702. 1581
  6703. 00:57:17,851 --> 00:57:21,061
  6704. I make his favorite food,
  6705. and then we play rummy.
  6706.  
  6707. 1582
  6708. 00:57:21,229 --> 00:57:24,398
  6709. Mom is the best rummy player right here.
  6710.  
  6711. 1583
  6712. 00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:27,526
  6713. ♪ A chiky-chiky rummy-rummy ♪
  6714.  
  6715. 1584
  6716. 00:57:28,403 --> 00:57:29,445
  6717. Come on.
  6718.  
  6719. 1585
  6720. 00:57:29,529 --> 00:57:31,363
  6721. I'm not gonna do it, not
  6722. in front of Candace.
  6723.  
  6724. 1586
  6725. 00:57:31,531 --> 00:57:33,157
  6726. Well, let me get your laundry.
  6727.  
  6728. 1587
  6729. 00:57:33,324 --> 00:57:34,450
  6730. Laundry?
  6731.  
  6732. 1588
  6733. 00:57:34,534 --> 00:57:35,784
  6734. Let me help you with that, Mom.
  6735.  
  6736. 1589
  6737. 00:57:35,869 --> 00:57:37,369
  6738. I need some more socks, Mom.
  6739.  
  6740. 1590
  6741. 00:57:37,537 --> 00:57:39,413
  6742. LORETTA: They stink! (LAUGHS)
  6743.  
  6744. 1591
  6745. 00:57:39,497 --> 00:57:41,206
  6746. But you know, I don't mind the stinking.
  6747.  
  6748. 1592
  6749. 00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:42,916
  6750. I just gotta scrub them a little more.
  6751.  
  6752. 1593
  6753. 00:57:43,084 --> 00:57:47,087
  6754. Scrubba-dub-dub. Baby Michael in the tub!
  6755.  
  6756. 1594
  6757. 00:57:47,338 --> 00:57:48,338
  6758. (LORETTA LAUGHING)
  6759.  
  6760. 1595
  6761. 00:57:55,138 --> 00:57:56,555
  6762. (SIGHS)
  6763.  
  6764. 1596
  6765. 00:57:57,307 --> 00:57:58,348
  6766. Shit.
  6767.  
  6768. 1597
  6769. 00:57:59,058 --> 00:58:01,059
  6770. CEDRIC: For Zeke, the cookie
  6771. crumbled on Thursday.
  6772.  
  6773. 1598
  6774. 00:58:01,227 --> 00:58:04,062
  6775. So, the night is young.
  6776. What do you wanna do?
  6777.  
  6778. 1599
  6779. 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:08,358
  6780. Well, it is our fifth date, right?
  6781.  
  6782. 1600
  6783. 00:58:09,944 --> 00:58:12,571
  6784. It is? I don't know, I lost count.
  6785.  
  6786. 1601
  6787. 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:14,740
  6788. Did you really?
  6789.  
  6790. 1602
  6791. 00:58:14,866 --> 00:58:15,908
  6792. (CHUCKLES)
  6793.  
  6794. 1603
  6795. 00:58:17,035 --> 00:58:20,245
  6796. So, nightcap?
  6797.  
  6798. 1604
  6799. 00:58:21,956 --> 00:58:23,081
  6800. Okay.
  6801.  
  6802. 1605
  6803. 00:58:24,792 --> 00:58:26,043
  6804. Yeah.
  6805.  
  6806. 1606
  6807. 00:58:26,252 --> 00:58:28,337
  6808. So it's kind of small,
  6809.  
  6810. 1607
  6811. 00:58:28,421 --> 00:58:31,173
  6812. but I really got it for the French windows
  6813.  
  6814. 1608
  6815. 00:58:32,675 --> 00:58:34,551
  6816. and 'cause it's close to work.
  6817.  
  6818. 1609
  6819. 00:58:35,386 --> 00:58:36,386
  6820. So...
  6821.  
  6822. 1610
  6823. 00:58:36,471 --> 00:58:37,804
  6824. Stunning.
  6825.  
  6826. 1611
  6827. 00:58:39,015 --> 00:58:40,015
  6828. Um...
  6829.  
  6830. 1612
  6831. 00:58:40,475 --> 00:58:44,102
  6832. Yeah, maybe we should
  6833. get more comfortable.
  6834.  
  6835. 1613
  6836. 00:58:44,437 --> 00:58:45,479
  6837. Yeah.
  6838.  
  6839. 1614
  6840. 00:58:45,605 --> 00:58:46,813
  6841. Yeah. Yeah.
  6842.  
  6843. 1615
  6844. 00:58:46,898 --> 00:58:47,898
  6845. Um...
  6846.  
  6847. 1616
  6848. 00:58:48,733 --> 00:58:50,776
  6849. I'm gonna put on some music.
  6850.  
  6851. 1617
  6852. 00:58:51,528 --> 00:58:52,861
  6853. Or you know what?
  6854.  
  6855. 1618
  6856. 00:58:52,946 --> 00:58:55,948
  6857. Better yet, maybe you should
  6858. go ahead and choose.
  6859.  
  6860. 1619
  6861. 00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:57,574
  6862. Cool.
  6863.  
  6864. 1620
  6865. 00:58:58,785 --> 00:59:00,118
  6866. That vinyl?
  6867.  
  6868. 1621
  6869. 00:59:00,286 --> 00:59:02,788
  6870. Yeah, I'm a bit of a purist.
  6871.  
  6872. 1622
  6873. 00:59:03,998 --> 00:59:05,958
  6874. I'll be right back. Okay.
  6875.  
  6876. 1623
  6877. 00:59:06,125 --> 00:59:07,626
  6878. Don't leave. I mean...
  6879.  
  6880. 1624
  6881. 00:59:09,003 --> 00:59:10,462
  6882. Don't leave.
  6883.  
  6884. 1625
  6885. 00:59:10,630 --> 00:59:12,673
  6886. I won't leave. Okay. All right.
  6887.  
  6888. 1626
  6889. 00:59:17,512 --> 00:59:20,138
  6890. Wow. You really are a purist.
  6891.  
  6892. 1627
  6893. 00:59:21,349 --> 00:59:23,517
  6894. How the hell did you get this on vinyl?
  6895.  
  6896. 1628
  6897. 00:59:23,851 --> 00:59:24,893
  6898. No.
  6899.  
  6900. 1629
  6901. 00:59:29,148 --> 00:59:30,816
  6902. (SLOW DOWN PLAYING)
  6903.  
  6904. 1630
  6905. 00:59:33,361 --> 00:59:37,489
  6906. ♪ Can we
  6907.  
  6908. 1631
  6909. 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:39,700
  6910. ♪ Slow down
  6911.  
  6912. 1632
  6913. 00:59:39,784 --> 00:59:42,536
  6914. ♪ I wanna take my time and enjoy you
  6915.  
  6916. 1633
  6917. 00:59:42,620 --> 00:59:44,288
  6918. ♪ Enjoy you
  6919.  
  6920. 1634
  6921. 00:59:44,372 --> 00:59:49,209
  6922. ♪ Everything else can wait
  6923. I want it right, right now
  6924.  
  6925. 1635
  6926. 00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:51,878
  6927. So, um, how do you take your coffee?
  6928.  
  6929. 1636
  6930. 00:59:52,171 --> 00:59:53,880
  6931. CEDRIC: See, Zeke found out the hard way
  6932.  
  6933. 1637
  6934. 00:59:53,965 --> 00:59:55,966
  6935. that sometimes, a nightcap
  6936. means just that,
  6937.  
  6938. 1638
  6939. 00:59:56,134 --> 00:59:57,217
  6940. a nightcap.
  6941.  
  6942. 1639
  6943. 00:59:57,302 --> 00:59:58,635
  6944. Three shots of Jack.
  6945.  
  6946. 1640
  6947. 00:59:59,429 --> 01:00:00,929
  6948. You're so silly.
  6949.  
  6950. 1641
  6951. 01:00:03,808 --> 01:00:05,267
  6952. (DOOR OPENS)
  6953.  
  6954. 1642
  6955. 01:00:08,646 --> 01:00:09,688
  6956. Yo!
  6957.  
  6958. 1643
  6959. 01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:11,440
  6960. Oh, Ced, what you run outta this time?
  6961.  
  6962. 1644
  6963. 01:00:11,608 --> 01:00:12,691
  6964. I ain't had no milk.
  6965.  
  6966. 1645
  6967. 01:00:12,942 --> 01:00:15,444
  6968. Hey, let me ask you a serious question.
  6969.  
  6970. 1646
  6971. 01:00:15,528 --> 01:00:17,112
  6972. You think I look like Idris Elba?
  6973.  
  6974. 1647
  6975. 01:00:17,238 --> 01:00:19,906
  6976. 'Cause the stripper down at the new club
  6977. Sweaty Crack told me that last night,
  6978.  
  6979. 1648
  6980. 01:00:19,991 --> 01:00:21,325
  6981. but I had a lot of ones in my hand,
  6982.  
  6983. 1649
  6984. 01:00:21,409 --> 01:00:22,743
  6985. so I don't know if she was
  6986. trying to play me or not.
  6987.  
  6988. 1650
  6989. 01:00:22,910 --> 01:00:24,411
  6990. Don't even answer. Don't worry about it.
  6991.  
  6992. 1651
  6993. 01:00:24,579 --> 01:00:26,204
  6994. 'Cause it made me feel
  6995. good when she said it.
  6996.  
  6997. 1652
  6998. 01:00:26,372 --> 01:00:28,123
  6999. All right, looks like somebody
  7000. got invited in.
  7001.  
  7002. 1653
  7003. 01:00:28,207 --> 01:00:29,374
  7004. How'd it go?
  7005.  
  7006. 1654
  7007. 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:30,500
  7008. We had coffee.
  7009.  
  7010. 1655
  7011. 01:00:30,668 --> 01:00:32,544
  7012. And? Mint Milano Cookies.
  7013.  
  7014. 1656
  7015. 01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:33,795
  7016. And?
  7017.  
  7018. 1657
  7019. 01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:35,631
  7020. And we talked and we talked
  7021.  
  7022. 1658
  7023. 01:00:35,715 --> 01:00:38,008
  7024. about our childhoods and art and music,
  7025.  
  7026. 1659
  7027. 01:00:38,092 --> 01:00:39,926
  7028. and Plato's Allegory of the Cave.
  7029.  
  7030. 1660
  7031. 01:00:40,011 --> 01:00:41,386
  7032. What is Plato's Allegory of the Cave?
  7033.  
  7034. 1661
  7035. 01:00:41,554 --> 01:00:42,721
  7036. It's actually very profound.
  7037.  
  7038. 1662
  7039. 01:00:42,889 --> 01:00:44,765
  7040. On par with Bishop Don Magic Juan book
  7041.  
  7042. 1663
  7043. 01:00:44,849 --> 01:00:46,183
  7044. of pimp knowledge and street wisdom,
  7045.  
  7046. 1664
  7047. 01:00:46,351 --> 01:00:47,517
  7048. which is a very good read.
  7049.  
  7050. 1665
  7051. 01:00:47,685 --> 01:00:49,144
  7052. Five dates and all I get
  7053. is a cup of coffee.
  7054.  
  7055. 1666
  7056. 01:00:49,228 --> 01:00:50,354
  7057. What is wrong with her?
  7058.  
  7059. 1667
  7060. 01:00:50,521 --> 01:00:52,064
  7061. Ain't nothing wrong with her.
  7062. What's wrong with you?
  7063.  
  7064. 1668
  7065. 01:00:52,231 --> 01:00:55,192
  7066. Looks like the old Negro Gigolo
  7067. is losing his flow.
  7068.  
  7069. 1669
  7070. 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,194
  7071. I'm in a relationship without sex,
  7072.  
  7073. 1670
  7074. 01:00:57,362 --> 01:00:59,696
  7075. when all I'm really trying to get
  7076. is sex without a relationship.
  7077.  
  7078. 1671
  7079. 01:00:59,864 --> 01:01:01,031
  7080. So, when you gonna see her again?
  7081.  
  7082. 1672
  7083. 01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:02,908
  7084. Saturday night, nigga. Mind your business.
  7085.  
  7086. 1673
  7087. 01:01:03,951 --> 01:01:05,243
  7088. Nice job.
  7089.  
  7090. 1674
  7091. 01:01:05,411 --> 01:01:07,621
  7092. Hey, Zeke, when you go upstairs,
  7093.  
  7094. 1675
  7095. 01:01:07,705 --> 01:01:08,789
  7096. you gonna look in the toilet,
  7097.  
  7098. 1676
  7099. 01:01:08,956 --> 01:01:10,415
  7100. it's gonna appear to be stopped up,
  7101.  
  7102. 1677
  7103. 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:11,541
  7104. I don't know for sure.
  7105.  
  7106. 1678
  7107. 01:01:11,793 --> 01:01:13,126
  7108. I just didn't know where the plunger was,
  7109.  
  7110. 1679
  7111. 01:01:13,211 --> 01:01:15,170
  7112. so don't be caught off
  7113. guard when you see it.
  7114.  
  7115. 1680
  7116. 01:01:15,254 --> 01:01:16,296
  7117. There's a lot.
  7118.  
  7119. 1681
  7120. 01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:18,590
  7121. So we stayed up all night... SONIA: Okay.
  7122.  
  7123. 1682
  7124. 01:01:18,758 --> 01:01:20,717
  7125. ...and we talked about everything.
  7126.  
  7127. 1683
  7128. 01:01:20,885 --> 01:01:22,177
  7129. Did you keep the cookie in the cookie jar?
  7130.  
  7131. 1684
  7132. 01:01:22,261 --> 01:01:23,553
  7133. (CHUCKLES)
  7134.  
  7135. 1685
  7136. 01:01:23,638 --> 01:01:25,472
  7137. But of course. Nice.
  7138.  
  7139. 1686
  7140. 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:27,265
  7141. I'm not gonna lie, though,
  7142. and say that it was easy.
  7143.  
  7144. 1687
  7145. 01:01:27,642 --> 01:01:29,267
  7146. I don't know, when he kissed me,
  7147.  
  7148. 1688
  7149. 01:01:29,352 --> 01:01:30,435
  7150. it was like sex.
  7151.  
  7152. 1689
  7153. 01:01:31,062 --> 01:01:34,189
  7154. So, yeah, thank you for your
  7155. advice on the undies.
  7156.  
  7157. 1690
  7158. 01:01:34,273 --> 01:01:35,357
  7159. Which ones did you wear?
  7160.  
  7161. 1691
  7162. 01:01:35,566 --> 01:01:37,943
  7163. The granny ones. The grandma drawers?
  7164.  
  7165. 1692
  7166. 01:01:38,111 --> 01:01:39,986
  7167. I told you the ugly panty
  7168. trick would work.
  7169.  
  7170. 1693
  7171. 01:01:40,071 --> 01:01:41,738
  7172. You wasn't trying to listen
  7173. now. And it worked.
  7174.  
  7175. 1694
  7176. 01:01:41,906 --> 01:01:43,824
  7177. Now that it's not just a theory,
  7178.  
  7179. 1695
  7180. 01:01:43,908 --> 01:01:46,243
  7181. do you really think you can last 90 days?
  7182.  
  7183. 1696
  7184. 01:01:46,411 --> 01:01:47,619
  7185. Monique!
  7186.  
  7187. 1697
  7188. 01:01:47,912 --> 01:01:49,037
  7189. It's Mya!
  7190.  
  7191. 1698
  7192. 01:01:49,247 --> 01:01:50,288
  7193. Call me!
  7194.  
  7195. 1699
  7196. 01:01:50,832 --> 01:01:52,958
  7197. It's Mya, asshole!
  7198.  
  7199. 1700
  7200. 01:01:56,129 --> 01:01:57,170
  7201. Yeah.
  7202.  
  7203. 1701
  7204. 01:01:57,255 --> 01:02:00,674
  7205. Yeah, I think I can definitely
  7206. do 74 more days.
  7207.  
  7208. 1702
  7209. 01:02:01,092 --> 01:02:02,342
  7210. Okay, Monique.
  7211.  
  7212. 1703
  7213. 01:02:03,511 --> 01:02:05,512
  7214. LAUREN: I'm canceling the date. Why?
  7215.  
  7216. 1704
  7217. 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:07,472
  7218. He's a part-time waiter.
  7219.  
  7220. 1705
  7221. 01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:09,349
  7222. May I remind you, Miss Thing,
  7223.  
  7224. 1706
  7225. 01:02:09,434 --> 01:02:11,184
  7226. that we were both waitresses
  7227.  
  7228. 1707
  7229. 01:02:11,269 --> 01:02:13,687
  7230. for two years at Olive Garden?
  7231.  
  7232. 1708
  7233. 01:02:13,771 --> 01:02:15,647
  7234. Candace, we were in college.
  7235.  
  7236. 1709
  7237. 01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:17,941
  7238. I'm talking about a grown-ass man,
  7239.  
  7240. 1710
  7241. 01:02:18,109 --> 01:02:21,695
  7242. who admitted that he was valet-parking
  7243. the Benz he chased me down in.
  7244.  
  7245. 1711
  7246. 01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:23,280
  7247. It's kind of romantic.
  7248.  
  7249. 1712
  7250. 01:02:23,448 --> 01:02:25,031
  7251. It's kind of pathetic.
  7252.  
  7253. 1713
  7254. 01:02:25,199 --> 01:02:26,616
  7255. I thought you didn't care
  7256. about how much he made.
  7257.  
  7258. 1714
  7259. 01:02:26,784 --> 01:02:28,201
  7260. I thought you believed in his dreams.
  7261.  
  7262. 1715
  7263. 01:02:28,369 --> 01:02:29,578
  7264. But not his pipe dreams. Come on!
  7265.  
  7266. 1716
  7267. 01:02:29,662 --> 01:02:30,829
  7268. Okay, fine.
  7269.  
  7270. 1717
  7271. 01:02:30,997 --> 01:02:33,415
  7272. Dump the first guy who puts
  7273. you before anything else
  7274.  
  7275. 1718
  7276. 01:02:33,499 --> 01:02:34,624
  7277. because he doesn't make six figures.
  7278.  
  7279. 1719
  7280. 01:02:34,959 --> 01:02:37,294
  7281. Please, he doesn't even make four.
  7282.  
  7283. 1720
  7284. 01:02:37,462 --> 01:02:39,546
  7285. And I can't invest that kind
  7286. of time in something
  7287.  
  7288. 1721
  7289. 01:02:39,630 --> 01:02:41,840
  7290. that I know won't yield
  7291. tangible dividends.
  7292.  
  7293. 1722
  7294. 01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:43,216
  7295. Would you listen to yourself?
  7296.  
  7297. 1723
  7298. 01:02:43,301 --> 01:02:46,553
  7299. Dominic is a person, Lauren,
  7300. not a stock portfolio.
  7301.  
  7302. 1724
  7303. 01:02:46,721 --> 01:02:48,305
  7304. Like Steve Harvey says,
  7305.  
  7306. 1725
  7307. 01:02:48,389 --> 01:02:50,348
  7308. there's no such thing as the perfect man.
  7309.  
  7310. 1726
  7311. 01:02:50,516 --> 01:02:52,058
  7312. You have to compromise on something.
  7313.  
  7314. 1727
  7315. 01:02:52,143 --> 01:02:53,351
  7316. What do you have to lose?
  7317.  
  7318. 1728
  7319. 01:02:53,895 --> 01:02:55,187
  7320. My youth.
  7321.  
  7322. 1729
  7323. 01:02:55,354 --> 01:02:56,646
  7324. So, wait. She just canceled on you?
  7325.  
  7326. 1730
  7327. 01:02:56,814 --> 01:02:58,982
  7328. She was about to. Then she got
  7329. interrupted by her boss.
  7330.  
  7331. 1731
  7332. 01:02:59,150 --> 01:03:00,984
  7333. It's messed up. You know what?
  7334.  
  7335. 1732
  7336. 01:03:01,736 --> 01:03:03,737
  7337. Who needs her whole fancy presentation
  7338.  
  7339. 1733
  7340. 01:03:03,821 --> 01:03:05,322
  7341. and her board of directors?
  7342.  
  7343. 1734
  7344. 01:03:05,490 --> 01:03:07,699
  7345. I make an honest living
  7346. and I pay my taxes.
  7347.  
  7348. 1735
  7349. 01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:08,909
  7350. Most of the time.
  7351.  
  7352. 1736
  7353. 01:03:09,202 --> 01:03:10,535
  7354. Let me tell you something,
  7355. Dom. I agree with you.
  7356.  
  7357. 1737
  7358. 01:03:10,703 --> 01:03:12,704
  7359. I'm an American, too and I agree
  7360. with your plight, brother.
  7361.  
  7362. 1738
  7363. 01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:13,830
  7364. ZEKE: I second that.
  7365.  
  7366. 1739
  7367. 01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:15,248
  7368. JEREMY: Yeah, we got your back.
  7369.  
  7370. 1740
  7371. 01:03:15,416 --> 01:03:17,042
  7372. ZEKE: What's good with you, Mike? What up?
  7373.  
  7374. 1741
  7375. 01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:18,877
  7376. So, how did it go between
  7377. Candace and your mom?
  7378.  
  7379. 1742
  7380. 01:03:18,961 --> 01:03:20,170
  7381. It was...
  7382.  
  7383. 1743
  7384. 01:03:20,254 --> 01:03:21,546
  7385. CANDACE: I'm slowing things
  7386. down with Michael.
  7387.  
  7388. 1744
  7389. 01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:22,589
  7390. LAUREN: Why?
  7391.  
  7392. 1745
  7393. 01:03:22,673 --> 01:03:24,508
  7394. He already has a woman in his life.
  7395.  
  7396. 1746
  7397. 01:03:24,759 --> 01:03:26,426
  7398. Oh, that son of a bitch. Who is it?
  7399.  
  7400. 1747
  7401. 01:03:26,594 --> 01:03:27,677
  7402. His mama.
  7403.  
  7404. 1748
  7405. 01:03:27,762 --> 01:03:28,887
  7406. What? Ew.
  7407.  
  7408. 1749
  7409. 01:03:28,971 --> 01:03:30,180
  7410. Ew.
  7411.  
  7412. 1750
  7413. 01:03:32,016 --> 01:03:33,892
  7414. My mom thinks she's nice.
  7415.  
  7416. 1751
  7417. 01:03:34,060 --> 01:03:35,143
  7418. Yeah, right.
  7419.  
  7420. 1752
  7421. 01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:37,354
  7422. No woman has ever been good
  7423. enough for your mom.
  7424.  
  7425. 1753
  7426. 01:03:37,522 --> 01:03:40,398
  7427. You think the first one she gonna
  7428. root for is the baby mama?
  7429.  
  7430. 1754
  7431. 01:03:40,566 --> 01:03:42,359
  7432. Good luck with that. CANDACE:
  7433. Listen to this.
  7434.  
  7435. 1755
  7436. 01:03:42,527 --> 01:03:44,236
  7437. "Could we reschedule beach day?
  7438.  
  7439. 1756
  7440. 01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:47,113
  7441. "I promised to take my mom
  7442. to choir practice."
  7443.  
  7444. 1757
  7445. 01:03:47,281 --> 01:03:48,657
  7446. I can't do that to myself again,
  7447.  
  7448. 1758
  7449. 01:03:48,741 --> 01:03:50,075
  7450. and I won't do that to Duke.
  7451.  
  7452. 1759
  7453. 01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:52,452
  7454. We both deserve a man who's all in.
  7455.  
  7456. 1760
  7457. 01:03:52,620 --> 01:03:54,079
  7458. Well, then set your standards.
  7459.  
  7460. 1761
  7461. 01:03:54,247 --> 01:03:55,372
  7462. Oh, my God, I can't believe
  7463.  
  7464. 1762
  7465. 01:03:55,456 --> 01:03:57,249
  7466. I'm quoting anything from
  7467. that silly little book.
  7468.  
  7469. 1763
  7470. 01:03:57,416 --> 01:03:58,542
  7471. You tell Michael
  7472.  
  7473. 1764
  7474. 01:03:58,626 --> 01:04:00,752
  7475. that you don't want to come in
  7476. between him and his mother
  7477.  
  7478. 1765
  7479. 01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:03,129
  7480. and that if he wants to
  7481. continue dating you,
  7482.  
  7483. 1766
  7484. 01:04:03,297 --> 01:04:05,382
  7485. then you must be a priority in his life.
  7486.  
  7487. 1767
  7488. 01:04:05,550 --> 01:04:07,884
  7489. She's had him his whole life.
  7490. I can't compete with that.
  7491.  
  7492. 1768
  7493. 01:04:08,052 --> 01:04:10,220
  7494. Well, then dump the first man
  7495. you've met in three years
  7496.  
  7497. 1769
  7498. 01:04:10,388 --> 01:04:13,390
  7499. that genuinely cares about you and Duke.
  7500.  
  7501. 1770
  7502. 01:04:13,558 --> 01:04:15,976
  7503. Oh! Wait a minute, there's no such
  7504. thing as a perfect man, right?
  7505.  
  7506. 1771
  7507. 01:04:16,143 --> 01:04:17,435
  7508. What do you have to lose?
  7509.  
  7510. 1772
  7511. 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:19,437
  7512. Isn't that what you've been
  7513. preaching to me all night?
  7514.  
  7515. 1773
  7516. 01:04:19,730 --> 01:04:20,856
  7517. Oh! Okay.
  7518.  
  7519. 1774
  7520. 01:04:21,816 --> 01:04:23,066
  7521. I will if you will.
  7522.  
  7523. 1775
  7524. 01:04:24,068 --> 01:04:25,235
  7525. CEDRIC: It was the darkest hour.
  7526.  
  7527. 1776
  7528. 01:04:25,736 --> 01:04:28,154
  7529. The guys were under a full-scale attack.
  7530.  
  7531. 1777
  7532. 01:04:28,239 --> 01:04:30,657
  7533. But everything changed on D-Day.
  7534.  
  7535. 1778
  7536. 01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:32,868
  7537. ♪ That booty, that booty
  7538.  
  7539. 1779
  7540. 01:04:32,952 --> 01:04:34,786
  7541. ♪ Baby, baby, shake it
  7542.  
  7543. 1780
  7544. 01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:37,330
  7545. ♪ That booty, that booty, that booty
  7546.  
  7547. 1781
  7548. 01:04:37,415 --> 01:04:40,834
  7549. ♪ That booty, that booty, that booty ♪
  7550.  
  7551. 1782
  7552. 01:04:40,918 --> 01:04:44,921
  7553. Okay, tell me something. How does it
  7554. feel to officially be a free man?
  7555.  
  7556. 1783
  7557. 01:04:45,089 --> 01:04:46,882
  7558. Great. Okay, listen,
  7559.  
  7560. 1784
  7561. 01:04:46,966 --> 01:04:48,383
  7562. I can do whatever I want... Okay.
  7563.  
  7564. 1785
  7565. 01:04:48,593 --> 01:04:51,344
  7566. ...whenever I want, with
  7567. whoever I want. Okay.
  7568.  
  7569. 1786
  7570. 01:04:51,512 --> 01:04:52,762
  7571. I'm free from all the "tie-ranny"...
  7572.  
  7573. 1787
  7574. 01:04:52,930 --> 01:04:54,472
  7575. It's "tyranny". Will you shut up, Bennett?
  7576.  
  7577. 1788
  7578. 01:04:54,599 --> 01:04:55,557
  7579. Let him finish what he's saying!
  7580.  
  7581. 1789
  7582. 01:04:55,641 --> 01:04:56,975
  7583. I just want you to have proper grammar.
  7584.  
  7585. 1790
  7586. 01:04:57,059 --> 01:04:59,436
  7587. All right! I'm free from all
  7588. the tyranny and oppression.
  7589.  
  7590. 1791
  7591. 01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:02,188
  7592. And nagging from all women
  7593. for good. You hear me?
  7594.  
  7595. 1792
  7596. 01:05:02,356 --> 01:05:05,108
  7597. Matter of fact, only woman
  7598. I want to talk to tonight
  7599.  
  7600. 1793
  7601. 01:05:05,276 --> 01:05:06,985
  7602. is dancing butt-naked down
  7603. at the Ass Factory.
  7604.  
  7605. 1794
  7606. 01:05:07,069 --> 01:05:08,028
  7607. What happened to the Sweaty Crack?
  7608.  
  7609. 1795
  7610. 01:05:08,112 --> 01:05:10,322
  7611. They got shut down. Health-code violations.
  7612. JEREMY: Heard about that.
  7613.  
  7614. 1796
  7615. 01:05:10,406 --> 01:05:11,406
  7616. (LAUGHING)
  7617.  
  7618. 1797
  7619. 01:05:11,490 --> 01:05:13,783
  7620. But here's the thing, I like
  7621. the Ass Factory better,
  7622.  
  7623. 1798
  7624. 01:05:13,951 --> 01:05:15,076
  7625. 'cause the girls down there are nasty.
  7626.  
  7627. 1799
  7628. 01:05:15,161 --> 01:05:16,202
  7629. But they're my kind of nasty.
  7630.  
  7631. 1800
  7632. 01:05:16,287 --> 01:05:17,329
  7633. Ced! Ced.
  7634.  
  7635. 1801
  7636. 01:05:17,496 --> 01:05:19,956
  7637. Don't judge me! I'm going
  7638. through a divorce, homie.
  7639.  
  7640. 1802
  7641. 01:05:20,124 --> 01:05:22,042
  7642. (CELL PHONE BEEPS) Hey, yo, Lauren
  7643. confirmed our date tomorrow.
  7644.  
  7645. 1803
  7646. 01:05:22,209 --> 01:05:23,501
  7647. I thought you and that Lauren was done.
  7648.  
  7649. 1804
  7650. 01:05:23,669 --> 01:05:25,045
  7651. Why you all in the man's business?
  7652.  
  7653. 1805
  7654. 01:05:25,212 --> 01:05:26,630
  7655. I thought my man said he
  7656. was done with Lauren.
  7657.  
  7658. 1806
  7659. 01:05:26,797 --> 01:05:28,131
  7660. You are whipped!
  7661.  
  7662. 1807
  7663. 01:05:28,299 --> 01:05:30,216
  7664. He's worse than Mike. Chill with
  7665. that "worse than Mike."
  7666.  
  7667. 1808
  7668. 01:05:30,384 --> 01:05:31,551
  7669. You wanna hear a good story? No.
  7670.  
  7671. 1809
  7672. 01:05:31,636 --> 01:05:33,678
  7673. Ced, tell them about the night
  7674. you saved it with Gail.
  7675.  
  7676. 1810
  7677. 01:05:33,763 --> 01:05:35,472
  7678. I'll take this goddamn bottle
  7679. and knock your face off,
  7680.  
  7681. 1811
  7682. 01:05:35,556 --> 01:05:36,640
  7683. you bring Gail up again.
  7684.  
  7685. 1812
  7686. 01:05:36,807 --> 01:05:38,391
  7687. I don't wanna talk about Gail!
  7688.  
  7689. 1813
  7690. 01:05:38,476 --> 01:05:40,060
  7691. All I want to talk about
  7692. is titties and ass!
  7693.  
  7694. 1814
  7695. 01:05:40,144 --> 01:05:41,102
  7696. (CELL PHONE RINGING)
  7697.  
  7698. 1815
  7699. 01:05:41,187 --> 01:05:43,438
  7700. Yo, it's Candace. Should I take it?
  7701.  
  7702. 1816
  7703. 01:05:43,689 --> 01:05:46,149
  7704. No, man! Here, give me the
  7705. phone. Bros before hos.
  7706.  
  7707. 1817
  7708. 01:05:46,317 --> 01:05:47,859
  7709. Hello. Candace. Oh.
  7710.  
  7711. 1818
  7712. 01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:50,028
  7713. Hey, what's up, girl? Michael.
  7714.  
  7715. 1819
  7716. 01:05:50,112 --> 01:05:51,279
  7717. I was just thinking 'bout you.
  7718.  
  7719. 1820
  7720. 01:05:51,364 --> 01:05:53,490
  7721. No, hi, I thought I'd get your voicemail.
  7722.  
  7723. 1821
  7724. 01:05:53,658 --> 01:05:55,075
  7725. No, you got me, baby.
  7726.  
  7727. 1822
  7728. 01:05:55,242 --> 01:05:56,493
  7729. Listen, Michael.
  7730.  
  7731. 1823
  7732. 01:05:57,370 --> 01:05:58,662
  7733. We need to talk.
  7734.  
  7735. 1824
  7736. 01:05:58,829 --> 01:06:00,956
  7737. Ladies, few words are more menacing
  7738.  
  7739. 1825
  7740. 01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:03,708
  7741. than the dreaded four, "We need to talk".
  7742.  
  7743. 1826
  7744. 01:06:04,001 --> 01:06:05,877
  7745. Now, that means one of two things,
  7746.  
  7747. 1827
  7748. 01:06:05,962 --> 01:06:07,837
  7749. that we did something wrong
  7750.  
  7751. 1828
  7752. 01:06:08,005 --> 01:06:12,217
  7753. or, you, literally, want to talk.
  7754.  
  7755. 1829
  7756. 01:06:13,010 --> 01:06:15,095
  7757. She wants to talk. BENNETT:
  7758. That's a new one.
  7759.  
  7760. 1830
  7761. 01:06:15,179 --> 01:06:16,179
  7762. That's bad, dude.
  7763.  
  7764. 1831
  7765. 01:06:16,263 --> 01:06:18,306
  7766. Good! I hope she talk your damn head off.
  7767.  
  7768. 1832
  7769. 01:06:18,432 --> 01:06:20,266
  7770. Is it ever a good sign when
  7771. a woman wants to talk?
  7772.  
  7773. 1833
  7774. 01:06:20,434 --> 01:06:22,435
  7775. No. Not in my house anymore.
  7776.  
  7777. 1834
  7778. 01:06:22,603 --> 01:06:24,604
  7779. Kris used to be fun and chill,
  7780.  
  7781. 1835
  7782. 01:06:24,689 --> 01:06:26,523
  7783. and now she's just in
  7784. my face all the time,
  7785.  
  7786. 1836
  7787. 01:06:26,691 --> 01:06:29,526
  7788. nagging, harping, like, "What
  7789. are your short-term goals?
  7790.  
  7791. 1837
  7792. 01:06:29,694 --> 01:06:31,069
  7793. "What are your long-term goals?
  7794.  
  7795. 1838
  7796. 01:06:31,153 --> 01:06:33,029
  7797. "Jeremy, what's your view
  7798. on relationships?"
  7799.  
  7800. 1839
  7801. 01:06:33,197 --> 01:06:34,698
  7802. Like, I'm in the middle of
  7803. a game of Call ofDuty...
  7804.  
  7805. 1840
  7806. 01:06:34,865 --> 01:06:36,950
  7807. Whoa, whoa, whoa, run that back.
  7808. What did you just say?
  7809.  
  7810. 1841
  7811. 01:06:37,034 --> 01:06:38,910
  7812. What, the long-term goals, short...
  7813. Please, don't make
  7814.  
  7815. 1842
  7816. 01:06:39,036 --> 01:06:40,537
  7817. me repeat... Yes, that's
  7818. crazy. You know what?
  7819.  
  7820. 1843
  7821. 01:06:40,621 --> 01:06:43,373
  7822. Candace asked me those exact same
  7823. questions on our first date.
  7824.  
  7825. 1844
  7826. 01:06:43,541 --> 01:06:44,874
  7827. Mya asked me the same thing.
  7828.  
  7829. 1845
  7830. 01:06:45,042 --> 01:06:46,126
  7831. So did Lauren.
  7832.  
  7833. 1846
  7834. 01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:48,420
  7835. You know what? You know who
  7836. asked me that question?
  7837.  
  7838. 1847
  7839. 01:06:49,088 --> 01:06:50,797
  7840. Not a goddamn soul!
  7841.  
  7842. 1848
  7843. 01:06:50,881 --> 01:06:52,465
  7844. 'Cause strippers don't ask me shit!
  7845.  
  7846. 1849
  7847. 01:06:52,550 --> 01:06:54,175
  7848. Listen to what she said
  7849. to me the other day.
  7850.  
  7851. 1850
  7852. 01:06:54,260 --> 01:06:55,510
  7853. She said, "I'm not your sports fish."
  7854.  
  7855. 1851
  7856. 01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:56,761
  7857. What is a sports fish?
  7858.  
  7859. 1852
  7860. 01:06:56,929 --> 01:06:59,139
  7861. A trophy girl. You show her
  7862. off to your buddies.
  7863.  
  7864. 1853
  7865. 01:06:59,306 --> 01:07:01,141
  7866. What the hell are you talking
  7867. about, Bennett?
  7868.  
  7869. 1854
  7870. 01:07:01,225 --> 01:07:02,225
  7871. I was watching Oprah.
  7872.  
  7873. 1855
  7874. 01:07:02,309 --> 01:07:03,852
  7875. Why are you watching Oprah? I like Oprah.
  7876.  
  7877. 1856
  7878. 01:07:03,936 --> 01:07:06,521
  7879. Man, you gotta say "no homo" when you say
  7880. shit like that at a divorce party.
  7881.  
  7882. 1857
  7883. 01:07:06,605 --> 01:07:07,731
  7884. BENNETT: She had Steve Harvey on the show.
  7885.  
  7886. 1858
  7887. 01:07:07,815 --> 01:07:09,149
  7888. He wrote some book.
  7889.  
  7890. 1859
  7891. 01:07:09,233 --> 01:07:10,734
  7892. It's for women, but it's about men.
  7893.  
  7894. 1860
  7895. 01:07:10,901 --> 01:07:12,110
  7896. Family Feud Steve Harvey?
  7897.  
  7898. 1861
  7899. 01:07:12,194 --> 01:07:13,278
  7900. I heard something about that.
  7901.  
  7902. 1862
  7903. 01:07:13,362 --> 01:07:14,487
  7904. He threw us under the bus like that?
  7905.  
  7906. 1863
  7907. 01:07:14,572 --> 01:07:15,780
  7908. That's uncouth. I wouldn't do that.
  7909.  
  7910. 1864
  7911. 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:17,240
  7912. I thought Steve Harvey was
  7913. kind of my nigga, but...
  7914.  
  7915. 1865
  7916. 01:07:17,324 --> 01:07:18,491
  7917. Me, too. What?
  7918.  
  7919. 1866
  7920. 01:07:18,659 --> 01:07:20,243
  7921. You, too, what? I didn't say anything.
  7922.  
  7923. 1867
  7924. 01:07:20,411 --> 01:07:23,038
  7925. Just tell me exactly what
  7926. he says in the book.
  7927.  
  7928. 1868
  7929. 01:07:23,122 --> 01:07:24,247
  7930. A whole bunch of shit.
  7931.  
  7932. 1869
  7933. 01:07:24,457 --> 01:07:26,416
  7934. All right, this is why we're
  7935. ruining my party.
  7936.  
  7937. 1870
  7938. 01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:27,751
  7939. 'Cause of that information.
  7940.  
  7941. 1871
  7942. 01:07:27,918 --> 01:07:30,587
  7943. I got it online, here we
  7944. go. I got a review...
  7945.  
  7946. 1872
  7947. 01:07:30,755 --> 01:07:31,963
  7948. I got to get my hands on that book.
  7949.  
  7950. 1873
  7951. 01:07:32,131 --> 01:07:33,465
  7952. No, you're not gonna do it now.
  7953.  
  7954. 1874
  7955. 01:07:33,632 --> 01:07:35,759
  7956. You said bros before hos. One second.
  7957.  
  7958. 1875
  7959. 01:07:35,926 --> 01:07:37,677
  7960. Exactly! Guess what? Your bro need a ho!
  7961.  
  7962. 1876
  7963. 01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:39,387
  7964. Let me tell you something, I
  7965. got a pocket full of ones
  7966.  
  7967. 1877
  7968. 01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:40,764
  7969. and I ain't got no goddamn drawers on.
  7970.  
  7971. 1878
  7972. 01:07:40,931 --> 01:07:42,015
  7973. I didn't wear no drawers tonight.
  7974.  
  7975. 1879
  7976. 01:07:42,099 --> 01:07:43,349
  7977. Now y'all supposed to be my wing men.
  7978.  
  7979. 1880
  7980. 01:07:43,434 --> 01:07:44,434
  7981. Right now, fly with me!
  7982.  
  7983. 1881
  7984. 01:07:44,602 --> 01:07:48,772
  7985. Celebrate, men! Get your... Fly
  7986. with me, men! Goddamn it!
  7987.  
  7988. 1882
  7989. 01:07:49,106 --> 01:07:50,106
  7990. This ain't good.
  7991.  
  7992. 1883
  7993. 01:07:50,274 --> 01:07:51,858
  7994. Yes, hello, we're looking
  7995. for a book called...
  7996.  
  7997. 1884
  7998. 01:07:52,109 --> 01:07:55,445
  7999. Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man.
  8000.  
  8001. 1885
  8002. 01:07:55,529 --> 01:07:57,363
  8003. Everywhere? Thanks.
  8004.  
  8005. 1886
  8006. 01:07:58,032 --> 01:07:59,991
  8007. Said they've been sold
  8008. out for, like, a week.
  8009.  
  8010. 1887
  8011. 01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:01,367
  8012. Good. Can't be sold out everywhere.
  8013.  
  8014. 1888
  8015. 01:08:01,535 --> 01:08:02,535
  8016. They don't even have it on eBay.
  8017.  
  8018. 1889
  8019. 01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:03,620
  8020. It's the power of Oprah.
  8021.  
  8022. 1890
  8023. 01:08:03,704 --> 01:08:06,456
  8024. I think I got something. Okay,
  8025. cool. Where's San Pablo?
  8026.  
  8027. 1891
  8028. 01:08:06,540 --> 01:08:07,624
  8029. Border of Oregon.
  8030.  
  8031. 1892
  8032. 01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:08,958
  8033. That's not gonna work.
  8034. (CELL PHONE RINGING)
  8035.  
  8036. 1893
  8037. 01:08:09,126 --> 01:08:10,960
  8038. Looks like we tried. Hello. Right now?
  8039.  
  8040. 1894
  8041. 01:08:11,045 --> 01:08:12,253
  8042. Tomorrow is another day.
  8043. We can tackle it then.
  8044.  
  8045. 1895
  8046. 01:08:12,338 --> 01:08:13,338
  8047. Let's go, men. Strip club time!
  8048.  
  8049. 1896
  8050. 01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:14,464
  8051. Y'all take me to my mama house?
  8052.  
  8053. 1897
  8054. 01:08:14,548 --> 01:08:15,632
  8055. Driver, can we go to my house?
  8056.  
  8057. 1898
  8058. 01:08:15,716 --> 01:08:17,467
  8059. I thought you said you was gonna
  8060. cancel that with your mama.
  8061.  
  8062. 1899
  8063. 01:08:17,635 --> 01:08:19,177
  8064. Have you ever tried canceling
  8065. on my mom, Ced?
  8066.  
  8067. 1900
  8068. 01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:22,013
  8069. I'm gonna say this since don't nobody
  8070. else wanna say it, Michael.
  8071.  
  8072. 1901
  8073. 01:08:22,848 --> 01:08:24,849
  8074. You ever try heterosexuality?
  8075.  
  8076. 1902
  8077. 01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:26,392
  8078. (BOTH ARGUING)
  8079.  
  8080. 1903
  8081. 01:08:27,186 --> 01:08:28,478
  8082. (BOTTLE SHATTERS)
  8083.  
  8084. 1904
  8085. 01:08:28,562 --> 01:08:31,439
  8086. ♪ That booty, that booty
  8087. That booty, that booty ♪
  8088.  
  8089. 1905
  8090. 01:08:31,524 --> 01:08:32,649
  8091. Mom!
  8092.  
  8093. 1906
  8094. 01:08:33,317 --> 01:08:34,859
  8095. (WHOOPS)
  8096.  
  8097. 1907
  8098. 01:08:35,569 --> 01:08:36,736
  8099. Got your favorite.
  8100.  
  8101. 1908
  8102. 01:08:36,904 --> 01:08:38,530
  8103. Smelling good, too. Look at that, huh?
  8104.  
  8105. 1909
  8106. 01:08:38,697 --> 01:08:41,157
  8107. Let me get some chicken. Let me
  8108. get some chicken! (LAUGHING)
  8109.  
  8110. 1910
  8111. 01:08:41,325 --> 01:08:42,575
  8112. Stop. And the onions,
  8113.  
  8114. 1911
  8115. 01:08:42,660 --> 01:08:44,536
  8116. you know I love the sautéed
  8117. onions, and the cornbread.
  8118.  
  8119. 1912
  8120. 01:08:44,703 --> 01:08:46,037
  8121. I know. I'm gonna get you a plate,
  8122.  
  8123. 1913
  8124. 01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:47,497
  8125. but clear all this off, first.
  8126.  
  8127. 1914
  8128. 01:08:47,665 --> 01:08:48,706
  8129. All right, all right.
  8130.  
  8131. 1915
  8132. 01:08:48,791 --> 01:08:50,834
  8133. And make sure that sweet potato pie...
  8134.  
  8135. 1916
  8136. 01:08:52,086 --> 01:08:53,878
  8137. LORETTA: I will, little boy,
  8138. you just clear the counter.
  8139.  
  8140. 1917
  8141. 01:08:54,213 --> 01:08:55,672
  8142. Mom, what is this?
  8143.  
  8144. 1918
  8145. 01:08:56,173 --> 01:08:58,133
  8146. That's that book by that big-head boy
  8147.  
  8148. 1919
  8149. 01:08:58,217 --> 01:09:00,176
  8150. that's on that Family Feud thing.
  8151.  
  8152. 1920
  8153. 01:09:00,344 --> 01:09:02,011
  8154. Act Like something, Think
  8155. Like something else.
  8156.  
  8157. 1921
  8158. 01:09:02,179 --> 01:09:03,221
  8159. It's the new read for my book club.
  8160.  
  8161. 1922
  8162. 01:09:03,347 --> 01:09:05,056
  8163. CEDRIC: Every war has its turning point.
  8164.  
  8165. 1923
  8166. 01:09:05,432 --> 01:09:08,560
  8167. In the Civil War, it was the
  8168. Battle of Gettysburg.
  8169.  
  8170. 1924
  8171. 01:09:10,104 --> 01:09:11,271
  8172. World War Il,
  8173.  
  8174. 1925
  8175. 01:09:11,355 --> 01:09:13,022
  8176. it was the Invasion of Normandy.
  8177.  
  8178. 1926
  8179. 01:09:14,525 --> 01:09:16,401
  8180. The definitive turning point in this war
  8181.  
  8182. 1927
  8183. 01:09:16,485 --> 01:09:17,735
  8184. was that night at Loretta's house.
  8185.  
  8186. 1928
  8187. 01:09:17,903 --> 01:09:19,112
  8188. It was like finding the Holy Grail.
  8189.  
  8190. 1929
  8191. 01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:22,115
  8192. Jeremy. Tell them to turn the bus around.
  8193.  
  8194. 1930
  8195. 01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:23,992
  8196. CEDRIC: The power had just
  8197. shifted in our favor.
  8198.  
  8199. 1931
  8200. 01:09:24,076 --> 01:09:25,285
  8201. But we didn't know that yet.
  8202.  
  8203. 1932
  8204. 01:09:25,452 --> 01:09:27,203
  8205. "Why Men Do What They Do."
  8206. Look at this, guys.
  8207.  
  8208. 1933
  8209. 01:09:27,371 --> 01:09:28,872
  8210. Steve Harvey is a traitor.
  8211.  
  8212. 1934
  8213. 01:09:29,039 --> 01:09:31,624
  8214. Hey, look, "Mama's Boys."
  8215. Chapter 7. That's you.
  8216.  
  8217. 1935
  8218. 01:09:31,792 --> 01:09:32,876
  8219. I'm not a Mama's Boy.
  8220.  
  8221. 1936
  8222. 01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,210
  8223. Jer, you don't think I'm
  8224. a Mama's Boy, do you?
  8225.  
  8226. 1937
  8227. 01:09:34,378 --> 01:09:35,712
  8228. Nah. ZEKE: Listen to this.
  8229.  
  8230. 1938
  8231. 01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:37,297
  8232. "Men respect standards, get some."
  8233.  
  8234. 1939
  8235. 01:09:37,381 --> 01:09:38,882
  8236. I prefer my women not to have standards.
  8237.  
  8238. 1940
  8239. 01:09:38,966 --> 01:09:40,133
  8240. In fact, if I've got to choose,
  8241.  
  8242. 1941
  8243. 01:09:40,217 --> 01:09:41,843
  8244. I'm gonna choose the woman
  8245. who has no standards.
  8246.  
  8247. 1942
  8248. 01:09:41,927 --> 01:09:44,596
  8249. Hold up. "Until a man achieves his
  8250. goals, or is on the road to,
  8251.  
  8252. 1943
  8253. 01:09:44,763 --> 01:09:46,806
  8254. "you will never be number
  8255. one in his life."
  8256.  
  8257. 1944
  8258. 01:09:46,974 --> 01:09:48,308
  8259. See, that's not even true.
  8260.  
  8261. 1945
  8262. 01:09:48,475 --> 01:09:50,059
  8263. I've achieved absolutely nothing
  8264.  
  8265. 1946
  8266. 01:09:50,144 --> 01:09:51,477
  8267. and I still put my women first.
  8268.  
  8269. 1947
  8270. 01:09:51,645 --> 01:09:53,396
  8271. This is sick. It's brainwashing,
  8272. I'm telling you.
  8273.  
  8274. 1948
  8275. 01:09:53,564 --> 01:09:55,523
  8276. She's trying to push me towards my dreams
  8277.  
  8278. 1949
  8279. 01:09:55,608 --> 01:09:57,192
  8280. and help me accomplish my goals.
  8281.  
  8282. 1950
  8283. 01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:58,526
  8284. Why would she do this?
  8285.  
  8286. 1951
  8287. 01:09:58,611 --> 01:09:59,944
  8288. Shit, at least you're getting some.
  8289.  
  8290. 1952
  8291. 01:10:00,404 --> 01:10:01,821
  8292. Ninety days, that's not a probation,
  8293.  
  8294. 1953
  8295. 01:10:01,906 --> 01:10:03,072
  8296. that's a death sentence.
  8297.  
  8298. 1954
  8299. 01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:04,449
  8300. CEDRIC: Hell, yeah, I want
  8301. to taste your yams.
  8302.  
  8303. 1955
  8304. 01:10:04,950 --> 01:10:06,826
  8305. Hey, Mike, how old is your mom?
  8306.  
  8307. 1956
  8308. 01:10:06,911 --> 01:10:07,952
  8309. What?
  8310.  
  8311. 1957
  8312. 01:10:08,245 --> 01:10:09,412
  8313. No, not like that.
  8314.  
  8315. 1958
  8316. 01:10:09,496 --> 01:10:11,623
  8317. No, it is. It is like
  8318. that. How old is she?
  8319.  
  8320. 1959
  8321. 01:10:11,707 --> 01:10:14,083
  8322. I come in the house, she's like, "You
  8323. want to eat?" I said, "Eat what?"
  8324.  
  8325. 1960
  8326. 01:10:14,168 --> 01:10:15,585
  8327. Yo, first of all, put my plate down
  8328.  
  8329. 1961
  8330. 01:10:15,669 --> 01:10:16,794
  8331. and stop hitting on my mom, man.
  8332.  
  8333. 1962
  8334. 01:10:16,921 --> 01:10:18,463
  8335. Don't get mad at me! I don't
  8336. even wanna be here.
  8337.  
  8338. 1963
  8339. 01:10:18,547 --> 01:10:20,590
  8340. Y'all the ones that wanna be here,
  8341. I want to go to the strip club!
  8342.  
  8343. 1964
  8344. 01:10:20,841 --> 01:10:21,925
  8345. Man, wrap this up.
  8346.  
  8347. 1965
  8348. 01:10:22,009 --> 01:10:24,177
  8349. I got a bunch of ones, and
  8350. somebody gonna get them.
  8351.  
  8352. 1966
  8353. 01:10:24,345 --> 01:10:27,931
  8354. Ms. Loretta! I'm ready for
  8355. the rest of the tour.
  8356.  
  8357. 1967
  8358. 01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:32,227
  8359. You guys are so screwed.
  8360.  
  8361. 1968
  8362. 01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:34,270
  8363. And honestly, there's nothing
  8364. you can do about it.
  8365.  
  8366. 1969
  8367. 01:10:34,438 --> 01:10:35,480
  8368. Maybe we can.
  8369.  
  8370. 1970
  8371. 01:10:35,648 --> 01:10:37,148
  8372. They got our playbook, man.
  8373.  
  8374. 1971
  8375. 01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:38,691
  8376. They know all of our maneuvers.
  8377.  
  8378. 1972
  8379. 01:10:38,859 --> 01:10:40,818
  8380. Yeah, but they don't know
  8381.  
  8382. 1973
  8383. 01:10:40,903 --> 01:10:42,779
  8384. that we know that they know our maneuvers.
  8385.  
  8386. 1974
  8387. 01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:44,530
  8388. You see why I don't hang out
  8389. with Jeremy by himself?
  8390.  
  8391. 1975
  8392. 01:10:44,615 --> 01:10:45,949
  8393. I don't ever know what he's talking about.
  8394.  
  8395. 1976
  8396. 01:10:46,116 --> 01:10:47,825
  8397. Guys! It's like the Patriots,
  8398.  
  8399. 1977
  8400. 01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:50,203
  8401. when Bill Belichick stole the Jets' plays.
  8402.  
  8403. 1978
  8404. 01:10:50,371 --> 01:10:52,372
  8405. Right, and they got busted. Yeah,
  8406. but they won the game.
  8407.  
  8408. 1979
  8409. 01:10:52,539 --> 01:10:55,375
  8410. And where'd they end up? The Super Bowl.
  8411.  
  8412. 1980
  8413. 01:10:55,542 --> 01:10:56,960
  8414. I wish I knew what you was talking about.
  8415.  
  8416. 1981
  8417. 01:10:57,127 --> 01:10:59,128
  8418. We use Steve Harvey's words against them.
  8419.  
  8420. 1982
  8421. 01:10:59,296 --> 01:11:00,755
  8422. We pretend to give them what they want
  8423.  
  8424. 1983
  8425. 01:11:00,839 --> 01:11:02,173
  8426. so we get what we want.
  8427.  
  8428. 1984
  8429. 01:11:02,508 --> 01:11:03,549
  8430. We lie to them.
  8431.  
  8432. 1985
  8433. 01:11:04,134 --> 01:11:05,343
  8434. Exactly.
  8435.  
  8436. 1986
  8437. 01:11:05,427 --> 01:11:08,137
  8438. This is war, gentlemen.
  8439. There are no rules.
  8440.  
  8441. 1987
  8442. 01:11:08,305 --> 01:11:10,974
  8443. CEDRIC: Like the great Khan
  8444. once said, not Genghis,
  8445.  
  8446. 1988
  8447. 01:11:11,141 --> 01:11:13,309
  8448. I'm talking about the Latin
  8449. guy from Star Trek Il.
  8450.  
  8451. 1989
  8452. 01:11:13,477 --> 01:11:15,812
  8453. "Revenge is a dish best served cold."
  8454.  
  8455. 1990
  8456. 01:11:15,980 --> 01:11:18,481
  8457. CANDACE: Michael, I need to
  8458. get something off my chest.
  8459.  
  8460. 1991
  8461. 01:11:18,649 --> 01:11:20,817
  8462. You know what? Before you get
  8463. something off your chest,
  8464.  
  8465. 1992
  8466. 01:11:20,901 --> 01:11:22,652
  8467. I gotta get something off my chest.
  8468.  
  8469. 1993
  8470. 01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:24,737
  8471. You know I can be a bit of a Mama's Boy?
  8472.  
  8473. 1994
  8474. 01:11:25,489 --> 01:11:27,824
  8475. I think it really all started
  8476. when my dad died.
  8477.  
  8478. 1995
  8479. 01:11:29,493 --> 01:11:31,536
  8480. It was a rough time for us, you know?
  8481.  
  8482. 1996
  8483. 01:11:31,704 --> 01:11:35,248
  8484. And my mom just started relying
  8485. on me for so many things.
  8486.  
  8487. 1997
  8488. 01:11:35,332 --> 01:11:36,666
  8489. Too many things.
  8490.  
  8491. 1998
  8492. 01:11:37,543 --> 01:11:39,419
  8493. You know, I had to be the man of the house
  8494.  
  8495. 1999
  8496. 01:11:39,503 --> 01:11:41,045
  8497. at a really young age
  8498.  
  8499. 2000
  8500. 01:11:41,213 --> 01:11:42,714
  8501. and I guess maybe that's
  8502. why we're so close.
  8503.  
  8504. 2001
  8505. 01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:43,840
  8506. Michael.
  8507.  
  8508. 2002
  8509. 01:11:44,174 --> 01:11:46,217
  8510. And I guess, I guess what I'm
  8511. trying to say is this.
  8512.  
  8513. 2003
  8514. 01:11:47,845 --> 01:11:50,680
  8515. I want you to be the number
  8516. one woman in my life.
  8517.  
  8518. 2004
  8519. 01:11:50,848 --> 01:11:51,931
  8520. CEDRIC: It was like taking a test
  8521.  
  8522. 2005
  8523. 01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:53,308
  8524. you already had the answers to.
  8525.  
  8526. 2006
  8527. 01:11:53,767 --> 01:11:56,686
  8528. You're my priority, Candace. All right?
  8529.  
  8530. 2007
  8531. 01:11:56,937 --> 01:11:58,021
  8532. Yeah.
  8533.  
  8534. 2008
  8535. 01:11:58,230 --> 01:12:00,898
  8536. All right. Now, you said you wanted
  8537. to talk about something.
  8538.  
  8539. 2009
  8540. 01:12:02,651 --> 01:12:03,735
  8541. Did I?
  8542.  
  8543. 2010
  8544. 01:12:04,194 --> 01:12:05,862
  8545. CEDRIC: The women had no chance.
  8546.  
  8547. 2011
  8548. 01:12:05,946 --> 01:12:08,114
  8549. They were like putty in our hands.
  8550.  
  8551. 2012
  8552. 01:12:08,282 --> 01:12:12,910
  8553. So, I just updated my résumé,
  8554. and sent it off to Neversoft.
  8555.  
  8556. 2013
  8557. 01:12:13,871 --> 01:12:14,912
  8558. Really? Mmm-hmm.
  8559.  
  8560. 2014
  8561. 01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:16,122
  8562. You're serious?
  8563.  
  8564. 2015
  8565. 01:12:16,206 --> 01:12:17,874
  8566. I was intrigued by a job posting
  8567.  
  8568. 2016
  8569. 01:12:17,958 --> 01:12:19,542
  8570. I saw in Adweek and I thought,
  8571.  
  8572. 2017
  8573. 01:12:19,710 --> 01:12:20,918
  8574. "Why not go for it, Jeremy?
  8575.  
  8576. 2018
  8577. 01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:22,378
  8578. "You have nothing else to lose."
  8579.  
  8580. 2019
  8581. 01:12:22,546 --> 01:12:24,213
  8582. Baby, that's awesome, that's wonderful.
  8583.  
  8584. 2020
  8585. 01:12:24,298 --> 01:12:25,882
  8586. I'm so proud of you.
  8587.  
  8588. 2021
  8589. 01:12:26,091 --> 01:12:27,717
  8590. Oh, my God. Don't get too excited, okay?
  8591.  
  8592. 2022
  8593. 01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:29,093
  8594. It's just a feeler.
  8595.  
  8596. 2023
  8597. 01:12:29,178 --> 01:12:30,720
  8598. Probably won't even call me in.
  8599.  
  8600. 2024
  8601. 01:12:30,888 --> 01:12:32,263
  8602. No, you're selling yourself short.
  8603.  
  8604. 2025
  8605. 01:12:32,431 --> 01:12:34,307
  8606. Jeremy, you were the best
  8607. in your class at Parsons,
  8608.  
  8609. 2026
  8610. 01:12:34,391 --> 01:12:35,892
  8611. you're a brilliant designer.
  8612.  
  8613. 2027
  8614. 01:12:36,060 --> 01:12:38,895
  8615. No. You're a brilliant artist.
  8616. They'd be lucky to have you.
  8617.  
  8618. 2028
  8619. 01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:40,772
  8620. I'm lucky to have you.
  8621.  
  8622. 2029
  8623. 01:12:42,316 --> 01:12:43,649
  8624. You are? Mmm-hmm.
  8625.  
  8626. 2030
  8627. 01:12:45,486 --> 01:12:46,652
  8628. You know what I was just thinking?
  8629.  
  8630. 2031
  8631. 01:12:46,737 --> 01:12:47,779
  8632. What?
  8633.  
  8634. 2032
  8635. 01:12:47,905 --> 01:12:49,572
  8636. Nobody's had sex on this couch yet.
  8637.  
  8638. 2033
  8639. 01:12:49,907 --> 01:12:50,990
  8640. What?
  8641.  
  8642. 2034
  8643. 01:12:51,450 --> 01:12:52,909
  8644. No, it's a virgin couch. Really?
  8645.  
  8646. 2035
  8647. 01:12:52,993 --> 01:12:53,993
  8648. Mmm-hmm.
  8649.  
  8650. 2036
  8651. 01:12:54,078 --> 01:12:55,328
  8652. What do you think we should do about that?
  8653.  
  8654. 2037
  8655. 01:12:55,496 --> 01:12:57,121
  8656. There's about 10 things I think
  8657. we can do about that.
  8658.  
  8659. 2038
  8660. 01:12:57,206 --> 01:12:58,247
  8661. Only 10?
  8662.  
  8663. 2039
  8664. 01:12:58,582 --> 01:13:00,583
  8665. You'll be crying out like
  8666. a bitch after three.
  8667.  
  8668. 2040
  8669. 01:13:00,751 --> 01:13:02,085
  8670. Now I'm scared.
  8671.  
  8672. 2041
  8673. 01:13:02,294 --> 01:13:03,461
  8674. I love this couch.
  8675.  
  8676. 2042
  8677. 01:13:03,629 --> 01:13:04,921
  8678. CEDRIC: After careful study,
  8679.  
  8680. 2043
  8681. 01:13:05,005 --> 01:13:06,839
  8682. Dominic realized there was only one man
  8683.  
  8684. 2044
  8685. 01:13:06,924 --> 01:13:08,257
  8686. who could impress the Alpha Female.
  8687.  
  8688. 2045
  8689. 01:13:08,425 --> 01:13:10,134
  8690. "The Guy With Potential." Zeke.
  8691.  
  8692. 2046
  8693. 01:13:10,302 --> 01:13:12,345
  8694. What? I have to show her
  8695. I'm a man with a plan.
  8696.  
  8697. 2047
  8698. 01:13:12,513 --> 01:13:14,180
  8699. Well, just make some shit up, dude. No.
  8700.  
  8701. 2048
  8702. 01:13:14,348 --> 01:13:15,807
  8703. Remember that restaurant idea I had? Yeah.
  8704.  
  8705. 2049
  8706. 01:13:15,974 --> 01:13:17,767
  8707. I need you to help me
  8708. with a business plan.
  8709.  
  8710. 2050
  8711. 01:13:17,935 --> 01:13:19,602
  8712. Cook for her. Dummy.
  8713.  
  8714. 2051
  8715. 01:13:19,770 --> 01:13:21,938
  8716. I already did. Breakfast.
  8717.  
  8718. 2052
  8719. 01:13:22,106 --> 01:13:23,981
  8720. I ain't talking about no breakfast, boy!
  8721.  
  8722. 2053
  8723. 01:13:24,066 --> 01:13:25,525
  8724. Something fancy, Dom.
  8725.  
  8726. 2054
  8727. 01:13:25,943 --> 01:13:29,362
  8728. Like, like one of them dishes
  8729. with an apostrophe in it.
  8730.  
  8731. 2055
  8732. 01:13:29,530 --> 01:13:30,613
  8733. Is that your robe?
  8734.  
  8735. 2056
  8736. 01:13:31,448 --> 01:13:32,490
  8737. ZEKE: Yeah.
  8738.  
  8739. 2057
  8740. 01:13:32,616 --> 01:13:33,616
  8741. Man, you here again?
  8742.  
  8743. 2058
  8744. 01:13:33,826 --> 01:13:37,453
  8745. Yes! Ass Factory don't open up 'til
  8746. 10:00, so I got time to waste.
  8747.  
  8748. 2059
  8749. 01:13:37,621 --> 01:13:39,580
  8750. Bitch, move in already. What'd you say?
  8751.  
  8752. 2060
  8753. 01:13:39,665 --> 01:13:40,706
  8754. Huh?
  8755.  
  8756. 2061
  8757. 01:13:40,791 --> 01:13:41,958
  8758. I'm sorry if I want to
  8759. be around my friends
  8760.  
  8761. 2062
  8762. 01:13:42,042 --> 01:13:43,459
  8763. when I'm going through a divorce.
  8764.  
  8765. 2063
  8766. 01:13:43,544 --> 01:13:44,710
  8767. What was I thinking?
  8768.  
  8769. 2064
  8770. 01:13:44,795 --> 01:13:46,170
  8771. You're something else, boy.
  8772.  
  8773. 2065
  8774. 01:13:46,296 --> 01:13:49,257
  8775. Look, Gail used to love it when I would
  8776. cook for her. It turned her on.
  8777.  
  8778. 2066
  8779. 01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:51,092
  8780. You can do all types of
  8781. things in the kitchen.
  8782.  
  8783. 2067
  8784. 01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:52,802
  8785. We had a little food thing
  8786. that we would do.
  8787.  
  8788. 2068
  8789. 01:13:52,970 --> 01:13:55,221
  8790. I would go and get some chocolate-covered
  8791. strawberries, right?
  8792.  
  8793. 2069
  8794. 01:13:55,389 --> 01:13:58,433
  8795. Then I would come downstairs,
  8796. I have a G-string on.
  8797.  
  8798. 2070
  8799. 01:13:58,976 --> 01:14:00,935
  8800. You know what I'm talking about.
  8801. She used to love it.
  8802.  
  8803. 2071
  8804. 01:14:01,103 --> 01:14:04,147
  8805. So, the game was "Balance the Berry."
  8806.  
  8807. 2072
  8808. 01:14:05,357 --> 01:14:06,691
  8809. I would put it on the...
  8810.  
  8811. 2073
  8812. 01:14:07,651 --> 01:14:08,734
  8813. But the way it's...
  8814.  
  8815. 2074
  8816. 01:14:10,195 --> 01:14:11,571
  8817. The berry ain't gonna stay there for long.
  8818.  
  8819. 2075
  8820. 01:14:11,655 --> 01:14:13,322
  8821. The berry wouldn't stay on, so...
  8822.  
  8823. 2076
  8824. 01:14:15,325 --> 01:14:18,161
  8825. The point that I'm making is this, Dom.
  8826.  
  8827. 2077
  8828. 01:14:18,328 --> 01:14:20,997
  8829. Food is your art. Stick
  8830. with what you know.
  8831.  
  8832. 2078
  8833. 01:14:21,999 --> 01:14:22,999
  8834. Mmm.
  8835.  
  8836. 2079
  8837. 01:14:23,417 --> 01:14:24,459
  8838. It's good milk, Zeke.
  8839.  
  8840. 2080
  8841. 01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:27,587
  8842. He's right.
  8843.  
  8844. 2081
  8845. 01:14:29,798 --> 01:14:30,840
  8846. It's on.
  8847.  
  8848. 2082
  8849. 01:14:30,966 --> 01:14:32,341
  8850. LAUREN: It's over. CANDACE:
  8851. Wait, what happened?
  8852.  
  8853. 2083
  8854. 01:14:32,509 --> 01:14:34,552
  8855. Dominic's car broke down.
  8856.  
  8857. 2084
  8858. 01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:36,262
  8859. I have to go pick him up?
  8860.  
  8861. 2085
  8862. 01:14:36,430 --> 01:14:37,430
  8863. So? Calm down.
  8864.  
  8865. 2086
  8866. 01:14:37,514 --> 01:14:39,932
  8867. Do you know how many times I had to pick
  8868. you up when your Jag broke down?
  8869.  
  8870. 2087
  8871. 01:14:40,017 --> 01:14:41,100
  8872. Oh, save it, Candace.
  8873.  
  8874. 2088
  8875. 01:14:41,185 --> 01:14:42,602
  8876. The man is a loser.
  8877.  
  8878. 2089
  8879. 01:14:42,686 --> 01:14:44,270
  8880. And I'm the fool who slept with him.
  8881.  
  8882. 2090
  8883. 01:14:44,354 --> 01:14:45,521
  8884. On the first night.
  8885.  
  8886. 2091
  8887. 01:14:45,689 --> 01:14:46,939
  8888. Which is a memory
  8889.  
  8890. 2092
  8891. 01:14:47,024 --> 01:14:49,400
  8892. he will have to cherish for
  8893. the rest of his life
  8894.  
  8895. 2093
  8896. 01:14:49,568 --> 01:14:53,404
  8897. because it is never happening
  8898. again. Never.
  8899.  
  8900. 2094
  8901. 01:14:57,409 --> 01:14:58,451
  8902. Hey, beautiful.
  8903.  
  8904. 2095
  8905. 01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:01,204
  8906. Dominic.
  8907.  
  8908. 2096
  8909. 01:15:03,207 --> 01:15:04,499
  8910. (TONIGHT (BEST YOU EVER
  8911. HAD) PLAYING SOFTLY)
  8912.  
  8913. 2097
  8914. 01:15:04,583 --> 01:15:06,000
  8915. DOMINIC: You look beautiful.
  8916.  
  8917. 2098
  8918. 01:15:06,168 --> 01:15:08,002
  8919. Yeah, you've mentioned that.
  8920.  
  8921. 2099
  8922. 01:15:09,546 --> 01:15:11,255
  8923. Would you like a glass of wine?
  8924.  
  8925. 2100
  8926. 01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:12,548
  8927. Actually, I came over here...
  8928.  
  8929. 2101
  8930. 01:15:12,716 --> 01:15:14,967
  8931. It's a Chateau Montelena, 2006.
  8932.  
  8933. 2102
  8934. 01:15:18,138 --> 01:15:22,475
  8935. That won first place in the Judgment
  8936. of Paris back in '76.
  8937.  
  8938. 2103
  8939. 01:15:22,643 --> 01:15:25,394
  8940. Actually, it was a '73
  8941. Chardonnay that won,
  8942.  
  8943. 2104
  8944. 01:15:25,562 --> 01:15:27,855
  8945. but I've heard this one is better.
  8946.  
  8947. 2105
  8948. 01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:29,565
  8949. It was a gift.
  8950.  
  8951. 2106
  8952. 01:15:30,442 --> 01:15:33,528
  8953. But I wanted to save it
  8954. for a special occasion.
  8955.  
  8956. 2107
  8957. 01:15:34,780 --> 01:15:36,197
  8958. Well, thank you.
  8959.  
  8960. 2108
  8961. 01:15:39,409 --> 01:15:40,451
  8962. So, um,
  8963.  
  8964. 2109
  8965. 01:15:41,828 --> 01:15:42,870
  8966. to tonight.
  8967.  
  8968. 2110
  8969. 01:15:44,706 --> 01:15:45,748
  8970. Yeah.
  8971.  
  8972. 2111
  8973. 01:15:49,962 --> 01:15:51,295
  8974. Oh, my God.
  8975.  
  8976. 2112
  8977. 01:15:51,463 --> 01:15:52,880
  8978. This is good.
  8979.  
  8980. 2113
  8981. 01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:55,633
  8982. Yeah, there's more.
  8983.  
  8984. 2114
  8985. 01:15:55,884 --> 01:15:59,220
  8986. ♪ Best you ever had
  8987.  
  8988. 2115
  8989. 01:16:00,097 --> 01:16:04,350
  8990. ♪ I don't wanna brag but I'll be
  8991.  
  8992. 2116
  8993. 01:16:04,434 --> 01:16:05,476
  8994. Wow.
  8995.  
  8996. 2117
  8997. 01:16:06,103 --> 01:16:09,939
  8998. ♪ The best you ever had
  8999.  
  9000. 2118
  9001. 01:16:10,899 --> 01:16:12,775
  9002. You did all this for me?
  9003.  
  9004. 2119
  9005. 01:16:16,780 --> 01:16:20,324
  9006. ♪ The best you ever had
  9007.  
  9008. 2120
  9009. 01:16:20,617 --> 01:16:23,035
  9010. ♪ I hit you with the best throw
  9011.  
  9012. 2121
  9013. 01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:24,870
  9014. ♪ Freestyle and the breaststroke
  9015.  
  9016. 2122
  9017. 01:16:25,789 --> 01:16:27,206
  9018. ♪ Till you blowing cigarette smoke
  9019.  
  9020. 2123
  9021. 01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:28,499
  9022. (CLEARS THROAT) Good evening, madam.
  9023.  
  9024. 2124
  9025. 01:16:29,459 --> 01:16:30,585
  9026. Wild...
  9027.  
  9028. 2125
  9029. 01:16:31,128 --> 01:16:32,253
  9030. Goddamn. Man...
  9031.  
  9032. 2126
  9033. 01:16:32,421 --> 01:16:34,255
  9034. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
  9035.  
  9036. 2127
  9037. 01:16:35,007 --> 01:16:36,966
  9038. Wild Mushroom en "Croût"?
  9039.  
  9040. 2128
  9041. 01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:39,302
  9042. BOTH: Croûte.
  9043.  
  9044. 2129
  9045. 01:16:39,636 --> 01:16:40,636
  9046. Croûte?
  9047.  
  9048. 2130
  9049. 01:16:42,014 --> 01:16:43,055
  9050. Thank you.
  9051.  
  9052. 2131
  9053. 01:16:43,223 --> 01:16:45,349
  9054. Enjoy your dinner. Thanks.
  9055.  
  9056. 2132
  9057. 01:16:45,726 --> 01:16:50,313
  9058. ♪ Baby, tonight's the
  9059. night we lose control
  9060.  
  9061. 2133
  9062. 01:16:50,981 --> 01:16:55,651
  9063. I really wanted to change your association
  9064. of me with hors d'oeuvres.
  9065.  
  9066. 2134
  9067. 01:16:56,862 --> 01:16:58,154
  9068. So, what do you think?
  9069.  
  9070. 2135
  9071. 01:16:59,281 --> 01:17:00,323
  9072. Amazing.
  9073.  
  9074. 2136
  9075. 01:17:02,492 --> 01:17:03,826
  9076. So are you.
  9077.  
  9078. 2137
  9079. 01:17:04,870 --> 01:17:06,078
  9080. Thank you.
  9081.  
  9082. 2138
  9083. 01:17:08,999 --> 01:17:10,958
  9084. And look at the stars.
  9085.  
  9086. 2139
  9087. 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,044
  9088. Make a wish.
  9089.  
  9090. 2140
  9091. 01:17:17,049 --> 01:17:18,090
  9092. Okay.
  9093.  
  9094. 2141
  9095. 01:17:23,805 --> 01:17:25,389
  9096. Aren't you gonna make one?
  9097.  
  9098. 2142
  9099. 01:17:29,394 --> 01:17:30,686
  9100. No need.
  9101.  
  9102. 2143
  9103. 01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:36,692
  9104. ♪ Baby, tonight you need that
  9105.  
  9106. 2144
  9107. 01:17:36,777 --> 01:17:39,445
  9108. ♪ Tonight believe that
  9109.  
  9110. 2145
  9111. 01:17:39,529 --> 01:17:45,868
  9112. ♪ Tonight I'll be the best you ever had ♪
  9113.  
  9114. 2146
  9115. 01:17:45,952 --> 01:17:47,328
  9116. CEDRIC: And on that same night,
  9117.  
  9118. 2147
  9119. 01:17:47,412 --> 01:17:49,246
  9120. Zeke was on an entirely different
  9121. kind of mission.
  9122.  
  9123. 2148
  9124. 01:17:49,414 --> 01:17:51,123
  9125. Dude, don't tell me what I
  9126. said. I know what I said.
  9127.  
  9128. 2149
  9129. 01:17:51,291 --> 01:17:53,209
  9130. But I'm telling you, I'm
  9131. done with her. What?
  9132.  
  9133. 2150
  9134. 01:17:53,377 --> 01:17:55,127
  9135. I'm not competing with this 90-Day Rule.
  9136.  
  9137. 2151
  9138. 01:17:55,295 --> 01:17:56,629
  9139. You have the ammo.
  9140.  
  9141. 2152
  9142. 01:17:56,797 --> 01:17:58,464
  9143. KRISTEN: Babe, I'm going upstairs.
  9144.  
  9145. 2153
  9146. 01:18:01,468 --> 01:18:02,551
  9147. All right, listen.
  9148.  
  9149. 2154
  9150. 01:18:02,719 --> 01:18:07,473
  9151. Use "how men show their love" against
  9152. her to get the cookie.
  9153.  
  9154. 2155
  9155. 01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:09,225
  9156. You profess. Call her your girlfriend.
  9157.  
  9158. 2156
  9159. 01:18:09,393 --> 01:18:11,102
  9160. Bro, stop it. Do you have any
  9161. idea what I've been through?
  9162.  
  9163. 2157
  9164. 01:18:11,269 --> 01:18:13,813
  9165. I'm sick of picking up checks
  9166. and opening doors,
  9167.  
  9168. 2158
  9169. 01:18:13,980 --> 01:18:16,023
  9170. and talking about our feelings
  9171. and our childhoods.
  9172.  
  9173. 2159
  9174. 01:18:16,191 --> 01:18:17,942
  9175. It's like the 1950s, man!
  9176. I just want to hit.
  9177.  
  9178. 2160
  9179. 01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:20,778
  9180. And if she thinks I'm gonna wait 71
  9181. more days just to get the cookie,
  9182.  
  9183. 2161
  9184. 01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:22,905
  9185. oh, she gonna be waiting by
  9186. herself. You kept count?
  9187.  
  9188. 2162
  9189. 01:18:23,073 --> 01:18:25,658
  9190. I'm not counting, but you're gonna
  9191. know the amount of day...
  9192.  
  9193. 2163
  9194. 01:18:25,826 --> 01:18:26,992
  9195. You really like her.
  9196.  
  9197. 2164
  9198. 01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:29,161
  9199. No, bro, trust me on this.
  9200. I am done, okay?
  9201.  
  9202. 2165
  9203. 01:18:29,329 --> 01:18:30,496
  9204. I'm ending it tonight.
  9205.  
  9206. 2166
  9207. 01:18:30,664 --> 01:18:32,123
  9208. Mmm-hmm. Yeah, have fun on your date.
  9209.  
  9210. 2167
  9211. 01:18:32,290 --> 01:18:34,125
  9212. I bet you I dump her 90-day ass.
  9213.  
  9214. 2168
  9215. 01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:36,877
  9216. Hey. Hey.
  9217.  
  9218. 2169
  9219. 01:18:37,629 --> 01:18:38,796
  9220. Listen. Um...
  9221.  
  9222. 2170
  9223. 01:18:39,131 --> 01:18:40,423
  9224. Mya, about tonight...
  9225.  
  9226. 2171
  9227. 01:18:40,590 --> 01:18:41,632
  9228. Okay, I have a surprise.
  9229.  
  9230. 2172
  9231. 01:18:42,092 --> 01:18:43,134
  9232. You do?
  9233.  
  9234. 2173
  9235. 01:18:43,301 --> 01:18:46,303
  9236. Yeah, I got us tickets to see
  9237. John Legend at Nokia Theatre.
  9238.  
  9239. 2174
  9240. 01:18:48,348 --> 01:18:50,725
  9241. Okay, that's cool.
  9242.  
  9243. 2175
  9244. 01:18:51,017 --> 01:18:52,059
  9245. Yeah.
  9246.  
  9247. 2176
  9248. 01:18:52,644 --> 01:18:54,729
  9249. Okay. Okay. So, let's go.
  9250.  
  9251. 2177
  9252. 01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:04,697
  9253. So, I hope you don't get mad at me,
  9254.  
  9255. 2178
  9256. 01:19:04,865 --> 01:19:08,242
  9257. but my uncle is a music producer
  9258. and I passed him your CD.
  9259.  
  9260. 2179
  9261. 01:19:08,410 --> 01:19:09,452
  9262. You took my CD?
  9263.  
  9264. 2180
  9265. 01:19:09,703 --> 01:19:12,747
  9266. Yes. And the three pieces of
  9267. gum that were stuck to it.
  9268.  
  9269. 2181
  9270. 01:19:12,914 --> 01:19:15,166
  9271. Okay, you know what? I was
  9272. looking for that gum.
  9273.  
  9274. 2182
  9275. 01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:19,170
  9276. You know I'm done with the music industry,
  9277. right? I love what I do.
  9278.  
  9279. 2183
  9280. 01:19:19,337 --> 01:19:21,672
  9281. Okay, Zeke, he's not trying
  9282. to sign you, though.
  9283.  
  9284. 2184
  9285. 01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:24,300
  9286. He wants some new songs for some
  9287. albums that he's working on.
  9288.  
  9289. 2185
  9290. 01:19:24,468 --> 01:19:27,178
  9291. Yeah, well, my album went Plat-none, okay?
  9292.  
  9293. 2186
  9294. 01:19:27,345 --> 01:19:29,346
  9295. I mean, two people heard it and
  9296. both of them were relatives.
  9297.  
  9298. 2187
  9299. 01:19:29,514 --> 01:19:31,599
  9300. Okay, but I was raving about it,
  9301.  
  9302. 2188
  9303. 01:19:31,683 --> 01:19:33,267
  9304. and he decided to check it out.
  9305.  
  9306. 2189
  9307. 01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:35,936
  9308. You should've been my manager.
  9309.  
  9310. 2190
  9311. 01:19:36,313 --> 01:19:37,313
  9312. (CHUCKLES)
  9313.  
  9314. 2191
  9315. 01:19:37,522 --> 01:19:39,356
  9316. Oh! Zeke!
  9317.  
  9318. 2192
  9319. 01:19:39,566 --> 01:19:42,526
  9320. Super Freak Zeke! What up, baby?
  9321.  
  9322. 2193
  9323. 01:19:42,694 --> 01:19:44,695
  9324. Man, hey, what's up...
  9325. Xavier! What up, baby.
  9326.  
  9327. 2194
  9328. 01:19:44,863 --> 01:19:46,238
  9329. Oh, my goodness. Baby, this is Zeke.
  9330.  
  9331. 2195
  9332. 01:19:46,323 --> 01:19:48,157
  9333. This is the guy that taught me the move.
  9334.  
  9335. 2196
  9336. 01:19:48,325 --> 01:19:49,867
  9337. The Chimichanga! He was
  9338. the one who taught me.
  9339.  
  9340. 2197
  9341. 01:19:50,035 --> 01:19:51,410
  9342. Hey, this is my lady, Crystal.
  9343.  
  9344. 2198
  9345. 01:19:51,578 --> 01:19:53,662
  9346. Hey, what's going on, Crystal?
  9347. How you doing?
  9348.  
  9349. 2199
  9350. 01:19:55,373 --> 01:19:57,833
  9351. Oh, my bad. Xavier, this is...
  9352.  
  9353. 2200
  9354. 01:19:59,252 --> 01:20:02,505
  9355. Now ladies, if a man simply introduces
  9356. you as his friend,
  9357.  
  9358. 2201
  9359. 01:20:02,672 --> 01:20:05,424
  9360. then please understand, you are
  9361. nothing more than his friend.
  9362.  
  9363. 2202
  9364. 01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:09,220
  9365. See, if a man has a plan for you in his
  9366. future, then he's gonna profess it.
  9367.  
  9368. 2203
  9369. 01:20:09,387 --> 01:20:11,096
  9370. He's gonna attach a title to it.
  9371.  
  9372. 2204
  9373. 01:20:11,264 --> 01:20:16,143
  9374. You're gonna be his woman, his
  9375. lady, his fiancée, or...
  9376.  
  9377. 2205
  9378. 01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:19,480
  9379. My girlfriend, Mya.
  9380.  
  9381. 2206
  9382. 01:20:21,733 --> 01:20:24,109
  9383. CEDRIC: Zeke realized the man could
  9384. get a hell of a lot further,
  9385.  
  9386. 2207
  9387. 01:20:24,277 --> 01:20:28,405
  9388. with one well-placed profession than
  9389. with six carefully planned dates.
  9390.  
  9391. 2208
  9392. 01:20:35,705 --> 01:20:36,705
  9393. (GASPS)
  9394.  
  9395. 2209
  9396. 01:20:36,790 --> 01:20:37,915
  9397. Oh, my God.
  9398.  
  9399. 2210
  9400. 01:20:39,251 --> 01:20:40,292
  9401. I think we should stop.
  9402.  
  9403. 2211
  9404. 01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:43,671
  9405. I have to get up early.
  9406.  
  9407. 2212
  9408. 01:20:44,005 --> 01:20:46,298
  9409. So, I better go.
  9410.  
  9411. 2213
  9412. 01:20:47,217 --> 01:20:48,467
  9413. Okay.
  9414.  
  9415. 2214
  9416. 01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:49,927
  9417. Good night!
  9418.  
  9419. 2215
  9420. 01:20:51,638 --> 01:20:53,013
  9421. Well, I could walk you
  9422. to... (CAR DOOR SLAMS)
  9423.  
  9424. 2216
  9425. 01:20:53,181 --> 01:20:55,599
  9426. Oh, no, I got this. I'm good, good night!
  9427.  
  9428. 2217
  9429. 01:20:56,184 --> 01:20:59,478
  9430. CEDRIC: The guys may have lost some battles,
  9431. but they were winning the war.
  9432.  
  9433. 2218
  9434. 01:20:59,646 --> 01:21:01,438
  9435. I'm telling you, Gina. It worked.
  9436.  
  9437. 2219
  9438. 01:21:01,606 --> 01:21:04,108
  9439. He's finally stepping up and
  9440. looking for a better job.
  9441.  
  9442. 2220
  9443. 01:21:04,276 --> 01:21:06,443
  9444. Family Feud knows what he's talking about?
  9445.  
  9446. 2221
  9447. 01:21:06,570 --> 01:21:07,570
  9448. Changing the game.
  9449.  
  9450. 2222
  9451. 01:21:07,904 --> 01:21:09,905
  9452. SONIA: How does this affect
  9453. the 90-Day Rule?
  9454.  
  9455. 2223
  9456. 01:21:09,990 --> 01:21:12,116
  9457. The 90-Day Rule is what
  9458. got me to this point.
  9459.  
  9460. 2224
  9461. 01:21:12,284 --> 01:21:15,202
  9462. It's just, I was saying that I'm
  9463. not opposed to amending it,
  9464.  
  9465. 2225
  9466. 01:21:15,370 --> 01:21:16,662
  9467. you know, for good behavior.
  9468.  
  9469. 2226
  9470. 01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:18,998
  9471. Like changing his Facebook status?
  9472.  
  9473. 2227
  9474. 01:21:19,165 --> 01:21:21,125
  9475. Yeah, see, that's good behavior,
  9476.  
  9477. 2228
  9478. 01:21:21,293 --> 01:21:22,835
  9479. but the cookies don't come
  9480. out of the cookie jar
  9481.  
  9482. 2229
  9483. 01:21:22,919 --> 01:21:24,753
  9484. for anything less than
  9485. the three magic words.
  9486.  
  9487. 2230
  9488. 01:21:24,921 --> 01:21:27,673
  9489. I hope you guys are ready
  9490. for some fun in the sun.
  9491.  
  9492. 2231
  9493. 01:21:27,841 --> 01:21:29,133
  9494. Oh, yeah, some fun in the sun.
  9495.  
  9496. 2232
  9497. 01:21:29,301 --> 01:21:30,342
  9498. (CELL PHONE RINGING)
  9499.  
  9500. 2233
  9501. 01:21:30,427 --> 01:21:32,803
  9502. Oh, wait. Baby, should you
  9503. get that? It's work.
  9504.  
  9505. 2234
  9506. 01:21:33,388 --> 01:21:34,471
  9507. Yeah, it's okay.
  9508.  
  9509. 2235
  9510. 01:21:34,681 --> 01:21:37,850
  9511. No! Why would I answer work calls
  9512. when I'm with y'all two?
  9513.  
  9514. 2236
  9515. 01:21:37,934 --> 01:21:39,935
  9516. Don't worry about work. Yeah, no work.
  9517.  
  9518. 2237
  9519. 01:21:40,395 --> 01:21:42,730
  9520. You okay back there, Duke? Yeah.
  9521.  
  9522. 2238
  9523. 01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:44,440
  9524. All right, now you got your license, too?
  9525.  
  9526. 2239
  9527. 01:21:44,524 --> 01:21:45,983
  9528. 'Cause you're driving back, right?
  9529.  
  9530. 2240
  9531. 01:21:46,234 --> 01:21:47,443
  9532. (CHUCKLING)
  9533.  
  9534. 2241
  9535. 01:21:48,278 --> 01:21:49,528
  9536. (CAR LOCK BEEPS)
  9537.  
  9538. 2242
  9539. 01:21:50,780 --> 01:21:52,156
  9540. I'm just joking.
  9541.  
  9542. 2243
  9543. 01:21:52,824 --> 01:21:54,450
  9544. Such a romantic.
  9545.  
  9546. 2244
  9547. 01:21:54,618 --> 01:21:56,243
  9548. CEDRIC: Things were almost going too well.
  9549.  
  9550. 2245
  9551. 01:21:56,411 --> 01:21:59,330
  9552. The guys had forgotten that
  9553. they were even at war.
  9554.  
  9555. 2246
  9556. 01:22:03,209 --> 01:22:05,753
  9557. All right, thanks a lot, everybody.
  9558. Once again, I'm Danny Vola.
  9559.  
  9560. 2247
  9561. 01:22:05,921 --> 01:22:08,172
  9562. Go up there and sing. Come
  9563. on, you should go...
  9564.  
  9565. 2248
  9566. 01:22:08,340 --> 01:22:09,965
  9567. No. I ain't sang in years, you sit down.
  9568.  
  9569. 2249
  9570. 01:22:10,133 --> 01:22:12,718
  9571. Wait, slow down! Okay, Duke!
  9572.  
  9573. 2250
  9574. 01:22:12,886 --> 01:22:15,596
  9575. All right, you got this. Be careful!
  9576.  
  9577. 2251
  9578. 01:22:15,764 --> 01:22:18,349
  9579. I'm about to get you a motorcycle
  9580. now, the way you're going, baby.
  9581.  
  9582. 2252
  9583. 01:22:18,433 --> 01:22:21,268
  9584. ♪ I just don't wanna stop Oh, my love
  9585.  
  9586. 2253
  9587. 01:22:22,938 --> 01:22:24,521
  9588. Oh, you want some?
  9589.  
  9590. 2254
  9591. 01:22:24,814 --> 01:22:30,486
  9592. ♪ A million days in your
  9593. arms is never too much
  9594.  
  9595. 2255
  9596. 01:22:33,823 --> 01:22:36,241
  9597. ♪ I just don't wanna stop
  9598.  
  9599. 2256
  9600. 01:22:36,326 --> 01:22:38,577
  9601. ♪ Too much, never too
  9602. much Never too much ♪
  9603.  
  9604. 2257
  9605. 01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:47,378
  9606. Sorry that took so long, babe. One of the
  9607. guys needed a little of my advice.
  9608.  
  9609. 2258
  9610. 01:22:48,296 --> 01:22:49,630
  9611. Where were we?
  9612.  
  9613. 2259
  9614. 01:22:49,923 --> 01:22:51,173
  9615. Right here. Mmm-hmm.
  9616.  
  9617. 2260
  9618. 01:22:51,549 --> 01:22:53,926
  9619. CEDRIC: But then things
  9620. started to backfire.
  9621.  
  9622. 2261
  9623. 01:22:54,094 --> 01:22:56,637
  9624. What ever happened with
  9625. that job at Neversoft?
  9626.  
  9627. 2262
  9628. 01:22:57,055 --> 01:22:58,180
  9629. Mmm.
  9630.  
  9631. 2263
  9632. 01:22:58,682 --> 01:23:03,268
  9633. I forgot to tell you, I heard through the
  9634. grapevine they filled the position.
  9635.  
  9636. 2264
  9637. 01:23:03,353 --> 01:23:04,520
  9638. Mmm? Mmm.
  9639.  
  9640. 2265
  9641. 01:23:05,021 --> 01:23:06,105
  9642. Really?
  9643.  
  9644. 2266
  9645. 01:23:06,773 --> 01:23:07,940
  9646. Yeah.
  9647.  
  9648. 2267
  9649. 01:23:10,443 --> 01:23:11,652
  9650. That's weird,
  9651.  
  9652. 2268
  9653. 01:23:13,029 --> 01:23:17,074
  9654. 'cause I heard from Sarah's
  9655. little brother...
  9656.  
  9657. 2269
  9658. 01:23:17,409 --> 01:23:19,576
  9659. Yeah? ...on Linkedln.
  9660.  
  9661. 2270
  9662. 01:23:19,744 --> 01:23:22,663
  9663. And he said that the position
  9664. was still open.
  9665.  
  9666. 2271
  9667. 01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:26,041
  9668. Really? Yeah.
  9669.  
  9670. 2272
  9671. 01:23:26,209 --> 01:23:28,836
  9672. And that he was gonna personally
  9673. recommend you to his boss.
  9674.  
  9675. 2273
  9676. 01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:32,006
  9677. Except your résumé's not on file.
  9678.  
  9679. 2274
  9680. 01:23:32,799 --> 01:23:33,841
  9681. What?
  9682.  
  9683. 2275
  9684. 01:23:35,719 --> 01:23:37,511
  9685. I've been waiting this whole time.
  9686.  
  9687. 2276
  9688. 01:23:37,679 --> 01:23:41,390
  9689. You know what? I had to reset
  9690. the modem the other day.
  9691.  
  9692. 2277
  9693. 01:23:41,558 --> 01:23:43,684
  9694. I bet you the email didn't go through.
  9695.  
  9696. 2278
  9697. 01:23:43,852 --> 01:23:47,021
  9698. Yeah, I'll fix it in the morning.
  9699.  
  9700. 2279
  9701. 01:23:49,399 --> 01:23:50,649
  9702. The Internet?
  9703.  
  9704. 2280
  9705. 01:23:52,110 --> 01:23:55,195
  9706. Yeah, it happens all the time.
  9707.  
  9708. 2281
  9709. 01:23:58,575 --> 01:23:59,575
  9710. Kris?
  9711.  
  9712. 2282
  9713. 01:24:00,952 --> 01:24:02,995
  9714. CEDRIC: The truth was catching up to them.
  9715.  
  9716. 2283
  9717. 01:24:07,167 --> 01:24:08,584
  9718. I'll miss you.
  9719.  
  9720. 2284
  9721. 01:24:09,961 --> 01:24:11,462
  9722. That's me, all right. I'll see you.
  9723.  
  9724. 2285
  9725. 01:24:11,629 --> 01:24:12,629
  9726. Okay.
  9727.  
  9728. 2286
  9729. 01:24:24,017 --> 01:24:25,642
  9730. ♪ Ah
  9731.  
  9732. 2287
  9733. 01:24:30,148 --> 01:24:36,320
  9734. ♪ Ooh, baby
  9735.  
  9736. 2288
  9737. 01:24:36,404 --> 01:24:37,571
  9738. ♪ Keep on
  9739.  
  9740. 2289
  9741. 01:24:39,115 --> 01:24:40,199
  9742. ♪ My baby
  9743.  
  9744. 2290
  9745. 01:24:40,283 --> 01:24:41,784
  9746. ♪ Keep on doing it
  9747.  
  9748. 2291
  9749. 01:24:43,953 --> 01:24:44,995
  9750. ♪ Right on
  9751.  
  9752. 2292
  9753. 01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:46,288
  9754. ♪ Oh, oh, oh
  9755.  
  9756. 2293
  9757. 01:24:46,414 --> 01:24:48,290
  9758. ♪ Right on doing it
  9759.  
  9760. 2294
  9761. 01:24:49,793 --> 01:24:51,293
  9762. ♪ We get it together
  9763.  
  9764. 2295
  9765. 01:24:51,377 --> 01:24:52,586
  9766. ♪ Baby keep on
  9767.  
  9768. 2296
  9769. 01:24:52,670 --> 01:24:54,463
  9770. ♪ Oh, we get it together baby
  9771.  
  9772. 2297
  9773. 01:24:54,756 --> 01:24:56,924
  9774. ♪ Right on
  9775.  
  9776. 2298
  9777. 01:24:57,217 --> 01:24:58,383
  9778. ♪ Keep on doing it
  9779.  
  9780. 2299
  9781. 01:24:58,468 --> 01:24:59,802
  9782. ♪ And I'll give you baby ♪
  9783.  
  9784. 2300
  9785. 01:24:59,886 --> 01:25:00,928
  9786. James?
  9787.  
  9788. 2301
  9789. 01:25:01,137 --> 01:25:03,055
  9790. James Merrill? Lauren Harris.
  9791.  
  9792. 2302
  9793. 01:25:04,516 --> 01:25:05,933
  9794. Wow, look at you.
  9795.  
  9796. 2303
  9797. 01:25:06,309 --> 01:25:09,478
  9798. Look at you. (MOUTHING) Oh, my God.
  9799.  
  9800. 2304
  9801. 01:25:09,687 --> 01:25:12,981
  9802. You are like a fine wine. You just
  9803. get better with age, don't you?
  9804.  
  9805. 2305
  9806. 01:25:13,149 --> 01:25:16,151
  9807. And you get smoother. What
  9808. are you doing in LA?
  9809.  
  9810. 2306
  9811. 01:25:16,319 --> 01:25:20,322
  9812. I'm checking out a sublet. Yeah, I
  9813. was just promoted CEO of Sensala.
  9814.  
  9815. 2307
  9816. 01:25:20,740 --> 01:25:22,282
  9817. Wow. Yeah, yeah.
  9818.  
  9819. 2308
  9820. 01:25:22,367 --> 01:25:23,367
  9821. I'm relocating to LA.
  9822.  
  9823. 2309
  9824. 01:25:23,535 --> 01:25:24,618
  9825. You're kidding? No.
  9826.  
  9827. 2310
  9828. 01:25:24,702 --> 01:25:27,830
  9829. Well, I can't imagine Nina ever
  9830. wanting to leave Chicago.
  9831.  
  9832. 2311
  9833. 01:25:27,997 --> 01:25:29,706
  9834. Yeah, well, that's because she's not.
  9835.  
  9836. 2312
  9837. 01:25:30,750 --> 01:25:32,334
  9838. We're finalizing our divorce.
  9839.  
  9840. 2313
  9841. 01:25:32,877 --> 01:25:34,837
  9842. Really? Yeah.
  9843.  
  9844. 2314
  9845. 01:25:35,004 --> 01:25:36,046
  9846. Oh, I'm sorry.
  9847.  
  9848. 2315
  9849. 01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:37,840
  9850. No, no, it's all right.
  9851.  
  9852. 2316
  9853. 01:25:38,007 --> 01:25:39,383
  9854. We're friendly. That's good.
  9855.  
  9856. 2317
  9857. 01:25:39,551 --> 01:25:42,177
  9858. But what about you? I mean,
  9859. are you engaged? Married?
  9860.  
  9861. 2318
  9862. 01:25:42,846 --> 01:25:45,848
  9863. No. Not married or engaged.
  9864.  
  9865. 2319
  9866. 01:25:46,015 --> 01:25:47,349
  9867. Really?
  9868.  
  9869. 2320
  9870. 01:25:47,517 --> 01:25:49,184
  9871. Just dating, but nothing serious.
  9872.  
  9873. 2321
  9874. 01:25:49,853 --> 01:25:51,061
  9875. Well then, why don't we go to dinner?
  9876.  
  9877. 2322
  9878. 01:25:52,021 --> 01:25:53,188
  9879. Sure.
  9880.  
  9881. 2323
  9882. 01:25:53,356 --> 01:25:55,232
  9883. Let's do it. I mean, let's do dinner.
  9884.  
  9885. 2324
  9886. 01:25:55,358 --> 01:25:56,650
  9887. (CHUCKLES)
  9888.  
  9889. 2325
  9890. 01:25:57,193 --> 01:25:58,777
  9891. Well, you have to call me.
  9892.  
  9893. 2326
  9894. 01:25:58,945 --> 01:26:00,362
  9895. Got the same number? Same number.
  9896.  
  9897. 2327
  9898. 01:26:00,530 --> 01:26:01,780
  9899. All right. Use it.
  9900.  
  9901. 2328
  9902. 01:26:01,948 --> 01:26:03,866
  9903. Tomorrow night. Absolutely.
  9904.  
  9905. 2329
  9906. 01:26:04,909 --> 01:26:06,618
  9907. Like the car. Me, too.
  9908.  
  9909. 2330
  9910. 01:26:06,786 --> 01:26:07,870
  9911. Love the body.
  9912.  
  9913. 2331
  9914. 01:26:08,121 --> 01:26:09,872
  9915. Ha! On the car.
  9916.  
  9917. 2332
  9918. 01:26:13,001 --> 01:26:14,501
  9919. I hate to trouble you... Go away!
  9920.  
  9921. 2333
  9922. 01:26:14,919 --> 01:26:18,213
  9923. I saw this episode last night at
  9924. Mom's. This joint is hilarious.
  9925.  
  9926. 2334
  9927. 01:26:18,381 --> 01:26:21,091
  9928. Wait, I thought you got called
  9929. back into work last night.
  9930.  
  9931. 2335
  9932. 01:26:21,259 --> 01:26:23,594
  9933. Oh, yeah, last night I got
  9934. called back into work,
  9935.  
  9936. 2336
  9937. 01:26:23,761 --> 01:26:25,888
  9938. but remember, I told you I
  9939. had to stop by my mom's
  9940.  
  9941. 2337
  9942. 01:26:26,055 --> 01:26:28,140
  9943. to drop off the stuff that
  9944. she had put at my...
  9945.  
  9946. 2338
  9947. 01:26:28,224 --> 01:26:29,933
  9948. No. Yeah, I told you that, babe.
  9949.  
  9950. 2339
  9951. 01:26:30,018 --> 01:26:31,143
  9952. No, I don't think you...
  9953.  
  9954. 2340
  9955. 01:26:31,227 --> 01:26:32,686
  9956. Give me a kiss, baby. You
  9957. don't be listening.
  9958.  
  9959. 2341
  9960. 01:26:32,770 --> 01:26:35,189
  9961. CEDRIC: And the lies were
  9962. starting to add up.
  9963.  
  9964. 2342
  9965. 01:26:35,356 --> 01:26:37,900
  9966. Listen, my mom's planning a
  9967. really big family reunion.
  9968.  
  9969. 2343
  9970. 01:26:38,067 --> 01:26:39,151
  9971. I'd love it if you could come.
  9972.  
  9973. 2344
  9974. 01:26:39,235 --> 01:26:40,277
  9975. Whatever you want, baby.
  9976.  
  9977. 2345
  9978. 01:26:40,403 --> 01:26:41,486
  9979. Really? Yeah.
  9980.  
  9981. 2346
  9982. 01:26:41,571 --> 01:26:45,657
  9983. I mean, the only bad thing is if your
  9984. mom and grandma are as fine as you,
  9985.  
  9986. 2347
  9987. 01:26:45,825 --> 01:26:47,826
  9988. you might have some competition
  9989. over there.
  9990.  
  9991. 2348
  9992. 01:26:47,994 --> 01:26:49,161
  9993. (LAUGHING) Come here.
  9994.  
  9995. 2349
  9996. 01:26:50,371 --> 01:26:51,413
  9997. DUKE: Cool!
  9998.  
  9999. 2350
  10000. 01:26:51,539 --> 01:26:52,706
  10001. It's at the park, in Culver City.
  10002.  
  10003. 2351
  10004. 01:26:52,874 --> 01:26:55,000
  10005. There's gonna be a trampoline
  10006. and barbecue.
  10007.  
  10008. 2352
  10009. 01:26:55,168 --> 01:26:58,253
  10010. These walls have ears. Duke,
  10011. please go back to bed.
  10012.  
  10013. 2353
  10014. 01:27:01,174 --> 01:27:04,051
  10015. So, it's gonna be the 20th and
  10016. it's gonna be so great.
  10017.  
  10018. 2354
  10019. 01:27:04,219 --> 01:27:05,969
  10020. We're gonna have these cotton
  10021. candy machines...
  10022.  
  10023. 2355
  10024. 01:27:06,137 --> 01:27:07,596
  10025. The 20th of this month?
  10026.  
  10027. 2356
  10028. 01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:08,764
  10029. Mmm-hmm. Carousels...
  10030.  
  10031. 2357
  10032. 01:27:08,932 --> 01:27:10,891
  10033. Baby, I can't make the 20th.
  10034.  
  10035. 2358
  10036. 01:27:11,142 --> 01:27:12,351
  10037. Why?
  10038.  
  10039. 2359
  10040. 01:27:12,727 --> 01:27:15,103
  10041. Well, actually, I promised my mom.
  10042.  
  10043. 2360
  10044. 01:27:15,188 --> 01:27:16,480
  10045. It's her church anniversary,
  10046. so I promised...
  10047.  
  10048. 2361
  10049. 01:27:16,648 --> 01:27:18,065
  10050. DUKE: Really? You gotta be kidding me!
  10051.  
  10052. 2362
  10053. 01:27:18,233 --> 01:27:19,733
  10054. Good night, Duke!
  10055.  
  10056. 2363
  10057. 01:27:19,901 --> 01:27:21,193
  10058. Baby, I'm gonna see what
  10059. I can do, all right?
  10060.  
  10061. 2364
  10062. 01:27:21,361 --> 01:27:23,362
  10063. Okay. I'm gonna make it happen.
  10064.  
  10065. 2365
  10066. 01:27:23,529 --> 01:27:24,780
  10067. Come here, girl, come here.
  10068.  
  10069. 2366
  10070. 01:27:24,948 --> 01:27:28,283
  10071. CEDRIC: Turns out, the only problem
  10072. in pretending to step up is,
  10073.  
  10074. 2367
  10075. 01:27:28,451 --> 01:27:30,869
  10076. well, sometimes, you actually have to.
  10077.  
  10078. 2368
  10079. 01:27:31,037 --> 01:27:32,287
  10080. Yo, watch this right here.
  10081.  
  10082. 2369
  10083. 01:27:32,372 --> 01:27:34,289
  10084. Hold it, this is about to jump...
  10085.  
  10086. 2370
  10087. 01:27:36,042 --> 01:27:37,125
  10088. (PEOPLE SCREAMING EXCITEDLY))
  10089.  
  10090. 2371
  10091. 01:27:40,004 --> 01:27:41,838
  10092. Okay, what?
  10093.  
  10094. 2372
  10095. 01:27:43,633 --> 01:27:47,427
  10096. Okay, okay, okay. I wanted to wait
  10097. until we had proper drinks,
  10098.  
  10099. 2373
  10100. 01:27:47,679 --> 01:27:50,847
  10101. but I talked to my uncle last night,
  10102.  
  10103. 2374
  10104. 01:27:51,015 --> 01:27:54,309
  10105. and he listened to your
  10106. CD, and he loved it.
  10107.  
  10108. 2375
  10109. 01:27:54,477 --> 01:27:56,061
  10110. And he's obsessed with number seven,
  10111.  
  10112. 2376
  10113. 01:27:56,145 --> 01:27:57,980
  10114. and they want to meet with you on Tuesday!
  10115.  
  10116. 2377
  10117. 01:27:58,147 --> 01:27:59,314
  10118. Congratulations!
  10119.  
  10120. 2378
  10121. 01:27:59,565 --> 01:28:02,276
  10122. Oh, my God. You did this for me?
  10123.  
  10124. 2379
  10125. 01:28:02,443 --> 01:28:06,530
  10126. No, you did it. You left
  10127. it all on the track.
  10128.  
  10129. 2380
  10130. 01:28:06,990 --> 01:28:08,615
  10131. I love you, girl.
  10132.  
  10133. 2381
  10134. 01:28:14,330 --> 01:28:15,664
  10135. CEDRIC: Without even meaning to,
  10136.  
  10137. 2382
  10138. 01:28:15,748 --> 01:28:18,542
  10139. Zeke done messed around and uttered
  10140. the three magic words
  10141.  
  10142. 2383
  10143. 01:28:18,710 --> 01:28:20,585
  10144. that finally opened the cookie jar.
  10145.  
  10146. 2384
  10147. 01:28:45,361 --> 01:28:47,654
  10148. But Zeke's victory was short-lived.
  10149.  
  10150. 2385
  10151. 01:29:16,851 --> 01:29:17,851
  10152. (CHUCKLES)
  10153.  
  10154. 2386
  10155. 01:29:20,897 --> 01:29:23,815
  10156. Uh-oh. This cannot be good.
  10157.  
  10158. 2387
  10159. 01:29:25,985 --> 01:29:27,319
  10160. No, no, no.
  10161.  
  10162. 2388
  10163. 01:29:38,414 --> 01:29:39,748
  10164. (DOOR OPENING)
  10165.  
  10166. 2389
  10167. 01:29:42,043 --> 01:29:43,418
  10168. (MUFFLED SPEECH)
  10169.  
  10170. 2390
  10171. 01:29:45,088 --> 01:29:48,548
  10172. Am I tripping, or was last night
  10173. the best night of my life?
  10174.  
  10175. 2391
  10176. 01:29:48,716 --> 01:29:49,883
  10177. You got the cookie.
  10178.  
  10179. 2392
  10180. 01:29:50,051 --> 01:29:51,885
  10181. The cookie? I'm the cookie monster.
  10182.  
  10183. 2393
  10184. 01:29:51,969 --> 01:29:54,388
  10185. You know what I got us?
  10186. I got some latte...
  10187.  
  10188. 2394
  10189. 01:29:58,643 --> 01:30:00,560
  10190. Mya, I can explain that.
  10191.  
  10192. 2395
  10193. 01:30:00,728 --> 01:30:03,230
  10194. You lying-ass sack of shit!
  10195.  
  10196. 2396
  10197. 01:30:04,607 --> 01:30:06,983
  10198. I was just using this to defend myself.
  10199.  
  10200. 2397
  10201. 01:30:07,151 --> 01:30:08,735
  10202. Defending yourself against what?
  10203.  
  10204. 2398
  10205. 01:30:08,820 --> 01:30:09,861
  10206. Against your 90-Day Rule.
  10207.  
  10208. 2399
  10209. 01:30:09,987 --> 01:30:12,823
  10210. That was created for women to protect
  10211. themselves from sorry-asses like you.
  10212.  
  10213. 2400
  10214. 01:30:12,907 --> 01:30:14,699
  10215. Oh, so I'm the villain, and you
  10216. didn't even have the guts
  10217.  
  10218. 2401
  10219. 01:30:14,784 --> 01:30:16,785
  10220. to tell me that I was on
  10221. a 90-day probation.
  10222.  
  10223. 2402
  10224. 01:30:16,869 --> 01:30:18,078
  10225. I was gonna tell you. Oh,
  10226. were you gonna tell me?
  10227.  
  10228. 2403
  10229. 01:30:18,204 --> 01:30:22,332
  10230. Yes, I was gonna tell you. But then,
  10231. I thought I might amend it.
  10232.  
  10233. 2404
  10234. 01:30:24,919 --> 01:30:27,379
  10235. 'Cause I thought you might
  10236. actually be the one.
  10237.  
  10238. 2405
  10239. 01:30:28,005 --> 01:30:29,339
  10240. So, was any of it real?
  10241.  
  10242. 2406
  10243. 01:30:29,799 --> 01:30:34,094
  10244. Any of it? The wining, the dining?
  10245. Calling me your girlfriend?
  10246.  
  10247. 2407
  10248. 01:30:34,262 --> 01:30:36,138
  10249. Or was that all just to get the cookie?
  10250.  
  10251. 2408
  10252. 01:30:38,391 --> 01:30:39,474
  10253. Wow.
  10254.  
  10255. 2409
  10256. 01:30:40,977 --> 01:30:42,352
  10257. You win, congratulations.
  10258.  
  10259. 2410
  10260. 01:30:43,396 --> 01:30:45,355
  10261. You got it, right? You won.
  10262.  
  10263. 2411
  10264. 01:30:45,523 --> 01:30:47,315
  10265. Mya, wait a minute. Mya, it was true.
  10266.  
  10267. 2412
  10268. 01:30:47,483 --> 01:30:49,109
  10269. Zeke, don't touch me!
  10270.  
  10271. 2413
  10272. 01:30:50,236 --> 01:30:51,653
  10273. God, you're so good.
  10274.  
  10275. 2414
  10276. 01:30:52,572 --> 01:30:53,905
  10277. You're so good.
  10278.  
  10279. 2415
  10280. 01:30:54,115 --> 01:30:56,825
  10281. Because even when I know
  10282. that you're lying,
  10283.  
  10284. 2416
  10285. 01:30:58,119 --> 01:31:00,036
  10286. I still almost believe you.
  10287.  
  10288. 2417
  10289. 01:31:00,663 --> 01:31:05,208
  10290. CEDRIC: In The Art of War, Sun Tzu wrote,
  10291. "All warfare is based on deception."
  10292.  
  10293. 2418
  10294. 01:31:05,376 --> 01:31:08,295
  10295. He left out, "Only dumbasses get caught."
  10296.  
  10297. 2419
  10298. 01:31:08,588 --> 01:31:09,796
  10299. (RINGING)
  10300.  
  10301. 2420
  10302. 01:31:09,881 --> 01:31:11,256
  10303. CANDACE: Baby, your phone!
  10304.  
  10305. 2421
  10306. 01:31:11,674 --> 01:31:14,968
  10307. CEDRIC: Meanwhile, Candace didn't even need
  10308. to find the book to get the message.
  10309.  
  10310. 2422
  10311. 01:31:15,136 --> 01:31:16,219
  10312. Michael Atwater's phone?
  10313.  
  10314. 2423
  10315. 01:31:17,054 --> 01:31:18,096
  10316. Tandace?
  10317.  
  10318. 2424
  10319. 01:31:18,181 --> 01:31:19,181
  10320. Loretta?
  10321.  
  10322. 2425
  10323. 01:31:19,307 --> 01:31:24,227
  10324. Listen, I'm calling to tell Michael that
  10325. I don't need him to take me to church.
  10326.  
  10327. 2426
  10328. 01:31:24,645 --> 01:31:27,481
  10329. Deacon Johnson will be
  10330. driving me to church.
  10331.  
  10332. 2427
  10333. 01:31:27,648 --> 01:31:29,733
  10334. Let me talk to him. Is he free?
  10335.  
  10336. 2428
  10337. 01:31:29,901 --> 01:31:31,401
  10338. He will be.
  10339.  
  10340. 2429
  10341. 01:31:31,736 --> 01:31:33,737
  10342. MICHAEL: Here we go! Oh, slam dunk!
  10343.  
  10344. 2430
  10345. 01:31:33,905 --> 01:31:35,238
  10346. Michael.
  10347.  
  10348. 2431
  10349. 01:31:36,616 --> 01:31:37,741
  10350. Can I talk to you for a minute?
  10351.  
  10352. 2432
  10353. 01:31:37,992 --> 01:31:38,992
  10354. Uh-oh.
  10355.  
  10356. 2433
  10357. 01:31:39,076 --> 01:31:40,368
  10358. Uh-oh. What?
  10359.  
  10360. 2434
  10361. 01:31:40,536 --> 01:31:41,536
  10362. Ha! You'll see.
  10363.  
  10364. 2435
  10365. 01:31:41,621 --> 01:31:42,787
  10366. Duke, get in the house.
  10367.  
  10368. 2436
  10369. 01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:44,915
  10370. Baby, did you see that boy's skills?
  10371.  
  10372. 2437
  10373. 01:31:45,082 --> 01:31:46,208
  10374. If I keep on...
  10375.  
  10376. 2438
  10377. 01:31:46,375 --> 01:31:47,542
  10378. What's wrong, baby? What's up?
  10379.  
  10380. 2439
  10381. 01:31:48,461 --> 01:31:50,295
  10382. Your, uh, work just called.
  10383.  
  10384. 2440
  10385. 01:31:50,463 --> 01:31:53,215
  10386. And I thought it might be an
  10387. emergency, so I picked up.
  10388.  
  10389. 2441
  10390. 01:31:53,841 --> 01:31:54,925
  10391. But it was just your mom.
  10392.  
  10393. 2442
  10394. 01:31:55,218 --> 01:31:58,303
  10395. Really? You know, the T-Mobile
  10396. Top Five be acting up...
  10397.  
  10398. 2443
  10399. 01:31:58,471 --> 01:31:59,804
  10400. Don't bullshit me, Michael.
  10401.  
  10402. 2444
  10403. 01:31:59,972 --> 01:32:01,932
  10404. Baby, listen, I know how that looks,
  10405. but trust me, this isn't...
  10406.  
  10407. 2445
  10408. 01:32:02,308 --> 01:32:04,142
  10409. Trust? I believed you.
  10410.  
  10411. 2446
  10412. 01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:08,230
  10413. I can't compete with your
  10414. mother. And I won't.
  10415.  
  10416. 2447
  10417. 01:32:08,397 --> 01:32:09,564
  10418. You don't have to...
  10419.  
  10420. 2448
  10421. 01:32:09,732 --> 01:32:11,691
  10422. Then why did you look me
  10423. in my face and lie?
  10424.  
  10425. 2449
  10426. 01:32:15,154 --> 01:32:16,530
  10427. You need to go.
  10428.  
  10429. 2450
  10430. 01:32:17,406 --> 01:32:18,532
  10431. Baby, listen I...
  10432.  
  10433. 2451
  10434. 01:32:18,741 --> 01:32:20,200
  10435. Get out of my face, Michael.
  10436.  
  10437. 2452
  10438. 01:32:28,042 --> 01:32:30,961
  10439. CEDRIC: And Candace wasn't the only
  10440. one who was all business that day.
  10441.  
  10442. 2453
  10443. 01:32:31,128 --> 01:32:32,337
  10444. Hey, beautiful.
  10445.  
  10446. 2454
  10447. 01:32:33,047 --> 01:32:34,965
  10448. Hi. How are you?
  10449.  
  10450. 2455
  10451. 01:32:35,883 --> 01:32:37,175
  10452. Um, I have a 2 o'clock, so...
  10453.  
  10454. 2456
  10455. 01:32:37,260 --> 01:32:38,593
  10456. You look stunning.
  10457.  
  10458. 2457
  10459. 01:32:38,844 --> 01:32:40,095
  10460. Thank you.
  10461.  
  10462. 2458
  10463. 01:32:40,680 --> 01:32:42,764
  10464. So, you said you had some news?
  10465.  
  10466. 2459
  10467. 01:32:42,932 --> 01:32:45,976
  10468. Yeah. My investor friend that
  10469. I told you about? Mmm-hmm.
  10470.  
  10471. 2460
  10472. 01:32:46,060 --> 01:32:49,813
  10473. Read your prospectus, loves it, and
  10474. wants you to give him a call.
  10475.  
  10476. 2461
  10477. 01:32:50,273 --> 01:32:51,523
  10478. You serious?
  10479.  
  10480. 2462
  10481. 01:32:51,649 --> 01:32:53,400
  10482. I told you it was brilliant.
  10483.  
  10484. 2463
  10485. 01:32:53,901 --> 01:32:55,860
  10486. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
  10487.  
  10488. 2464
  10489. 01:32:57,113 --> 01:32:59,739
  10490. Okay, we gotta go celebrate.
  10491. Let's go out tonight.
  10492.  
  10493. 2465
  10494. 01:32:59,907 --> 01:33:01,658
  10495. I'm not free tonight.
  10496.  
  10497. 2466
  10498. 01:33:01,826 --> 01:33:04,494
  10499. Okay, well, what about
  10500. tomorrow night, then?
  10501.  
  10502. 2467
  10503. 01:33:04,745 --> 01:33:07,455
  10504. Dominic, I'm gonna hit you
  10505. with the headline, okay?
  10506.  
  10507. 2468
  10508. 01:33:07,623 --> 01:33:10,709
  10509. I recently reconnected with an ex-boyfriend
  10510. of mine from college.
  10511.  
  10512. 2469
  10513. 01:33:10,876 --> 01:33:12,043
  10514. Anyway, he just got a divorce
  10515.  
  10516. 2470
  10517. 01:33:12,128 --> 01:33:13,587
  10518. and is moving back to LA and I...
  10519.  
  10520. 2471
  10521. 01:33:13,671 --> 01:33:14,671
  10522. Whoa, whoa.
  10523.  
  10524. 2472
  10525. 01:33:15,381 --> 01:33:16,590
  10526. You breaking up with me?
  10527.  
  10528. 2473
  10529. 01:33:16,757 --> 01:33:19,968
  10530. No! No, I'm not breaking
  10531. up, just taking a break.
  10532.  
  10533. 2474
  10534. 01:33:20,136 --> 01:33:21,511
  10535. I need some space. Space.
  10536.  
  10537. 2475
  10538. 01:33:21,679 --> 01:33:23,179
  10539. Yeah, because we were moving too fast...
  10540.  
  10541. 2476
  10542. 01:33:23,264 --> 01:33:25,015
  10543. Yeah, you sound like a guy.
  10544.  
  10545. 2477
  10546. 01:33:25,182 --> 01:33:26,224
  10547. What did you say?
  10548.  
  10549. 2478
  10550. 01:33:26,350 --> 01:33:28,018
  10551. I said you sound like a guy.
  10552.  
  10553. 2479
  10554. 01:33:28,519 --> 01:33:32,147
  10555. Is that why you invited me to this
  10556. place? For a business lunch?
  10557.  
  10558. 2480
  10559. 01:33:32,398 --> 01:33:33,565
  10560. So you can have an out-time?
  10561.  
  10562. 2481
  10563. 01:33:33,733 --> 01:33:35,150
  10564. Dominic, look, I really like you.
  10565.  
  10566. 2482
  10567. 01:33:35,443 --> 01:33:39,654
  10568. Okay? I didn't want to string you
  10569. along. Let's just be friends.
  10570.  
  10571. 2483
  10572. 01:33:39,822 --> 01:33:42,115
  10573. Yeah, I don't really need
  10574. any more friends, Lauren.
  10575.  
  10576. 2484
  10577. 01:33:42,366 --> 01:33:46,661
  10578. You know, and I really don't need
  10579. your friends to let me down easy.
  10580.  
  10581. 2485
  10582. 01:33:46,829 --> 01:33:48,580
  10583. Okay, don't be stupid, Dominic.
  10584.  
  10585. 2486
  10586. 01:33:48,664 --> 01:33:49,956
  10587. That's business, not personal.
  10588.  
  10589. 2487
  10590. 01:33:52,043 --> 01:33:53,627
  10591. Do you even know the difference?
  10592.  
  10593. 2488
  10594. 01:33:53,961 --> 01:33:55,003
  10595. You know, Lauren, I...
  10596.  
  10597. 2489
  10598. 01:33:56,088 --> 01:34:00,967
  10599. I never even had a prospectus, you
  10600. know? I did it all to impress you.
  10601.  
  10602. 2490
  10603. 01:34:02,303 --> 01:34:06,431
  10604. You inspired me, you motivated me to do
  10605. something for myself for the first time.
  10606.  
  10607. 2491
  10608. 01:34:07,850 --> 01:34:10,310
  10609. And all this time, I thought
  10610. you were too good for me.
  10611.  
  10612. 2492
  10613. 01:34:12,813 --> 01:34:13,855
  10614. (LAUGHS HUMORLESSLY)
  10615.  
  10616. 2493
  10617. 01:34:25,701 --> 01:34:27,952
  10618. Kris? Picked up some pizza.
  10619.  
  10620. 2494
  10621. 01:34:51,143 --> 01:34:52,268
  10622. (SIGHS)
  10623.  
  10624. 2495
  10625. 01:34:59,318 --> 01:35:00,735
  10626. (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
  10627.  
  10628. 2496
  10629. 01:35:01,445 --> 01:35:05,740
  10630. What I don't get is just like the book,
  10631. I was the guy with potential.
  10632.  
  10633. 2497
  10634. 01:35:05,908 --> 01:35:09,035
  10635. I told her the truth, I put myself out
  10636. there, and it still wasn't enough.
  10637.  
  10638. 2498
  10639. 01:35:09,203 --> 01:35:11,329
  10640. At least you didn't get caught
  10641. in a flat-out lie.
  10642.  
  10643. 2499
  10644. 01:35:11,497 --> 01:35:13,790
  10645. Y'all should see how bad things
  10646. are with Candace right now.
  10647.  
  10648. 2500
  10649. 01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:17,210
  10650. Kristen wouldn't even look at me
  10651. when I showed up at Gina's.
  10652.  
  10653. 2501
  10654. 01:35:17,628 --> 01:35:18,837
  10655. She'll change her mind.
  10656.  
  10657. 2502
  10658. 01:35:19,004 --> 01:35:22,298
  10659. Nah. You did not see the way
  10660. she looked at me. Such...
  10661.  
  10662. 2503
  10663. 01:35:22,466 --> 01:35:23,717
  10664. Hate? Hurt.
  10665.  
  10666. 2504
  10667. 01:35:23,884 --> 01:35:26,636
  10668. It's hate. Women will hate you fast.
  10669.  
  10670. 2505
  10671. 01:35:26,804 --> 01:35:29,597
  10672. Either way, fellas. I think we
  10673. brought this upon ourselves.
  10674.  
  10675. 2506
  10676. 01:35:29,765 --> 01:35:33,727
  10677. It was self-defense. They attacked
  10678. first! We had to strike back.
  10679.  
  10680. 2507
  10681. 01:35:33,894 --> 01:35:36,396
  10682. We were just protecting our natural-born
  10683. right to be men. Am I right?
  10684.  
  10685. 2508
  10686. 01:35:36,897 --> 01:35:37,939
  10687. Right. Right.
  10688.  
  10689. 2509
  10690. 01:35:38,107 --> 01:35:39,774
  10691. Love us or leave us, right?
  10692.  
  10693. 2510
  10694. 01:35:40,276 --> 01:35:41,359
  10695. ALL: Right!
  10696.  
  10697. 2511
  10698. 01:35:41,444 --> 01:35:43,194
  10699. And they left us. Ha!
  10700.  
  10701. 2512
  10702. 01:35:44,488 --> 01:35:45,613
  10703. ALL: Right.
  10704.  
  10705. 2513
  10706. 01:35:45,740 --> 01:35:48,283
  10707. ♪ I know you're somewhere out there
  10708.  
  10709. 2514
  10710. 01:35:48,367 --> 01:35:51,202
  10711. ♪ Somewhere far away
  10712.  
  10713. 2515
  10714. 01:35:51,287 --> 01:35:56,958
  10715. ♪ I want you back
  10716.  
  10717. 2516
  10718. 01:35:58,794 --> 01:36:01,171
  10719. ♪ I'm feeling like I'm famous
  10720.  
  10721. 2517
  10722. 01:36:01,255 --> 01:36:03,882
  10723. ♪ The talk of the town
  10724.  
  10725. 2518
  10726. 01:36:04,175 --> 01:36:06,718
  10727. ♪ They say I've gone mad
  10728.  
  10729. 2519
  10730. 01:36:07,636 --> 01:36:09,971
  10731. ♪ Yeah, I've gone mad
  10732.  
  10733. 2520
  10734. 01:36:11,974 --> 01:36:14,142
  10735. ♪ But they don't know what I know
  10736.  
  10737. 2521
  10738. 01:36:14,226 --> 01:36:17,228
  10739. ♪ 'Cause when the sun goes down
  10740.  
  10741. 2522
  10742. 01:36:17,313 --> 01:36:19,856
  10743. ♪ Someone's talking back
  10744.  
  10745. 2523
  10746. 01:36:20,357 --> 01:36:23,318
  10747. ♪ Yeah, they're talking back
  10748.  
  10749. 2524
  10750. 01:36:23,652 --> 01:36:24,986
  10751. ♪ Oh
  10752.  
  10753. 2525
  10754. 01:36:25,529 --> 01:36:27,655
  10755. ♪ At night when the stars light up my room
  10756.  
  10757. 2526
  10758. 01:36:27,740 --> 01:36:29,324
  10759. (KNOCKING) We're back.
  10760.  
  10761. 2527
  10762. 01:36:29,492 --> 01:36:30,992
  10763. Take all the time you need.
  10764.  
  10765. 2528
  10766. 01:36:31,160 --> 01:36:32,285
  10767. Thanks.
  10768.  
  10769. 2529
  10770. 01:36:32,369 --> 01:36:35,914
  10771. ♪ I sit by myself
  10772.  
  10773. 2530
  10774. 01:36:35,998 --> 01:36:38,792
  10775. ♪ Talking to the moon
  10776.  
  10777. 2531
  10778. 01:36:38,876 --> 01:36:40,543
  10779. BARTENDER: Zeke, check it out.
  10780.  
  10781. 2532
  10782. 01:36:41,170 --> 01:36:43,463
  10783. Your right. My left.
  10784.  
  10785. 2533
  10786. 01:36:49,345 --> 01:36:50,678
  10787. Not my type.
  10788.  
  10789. 2534
  10790. 01:36:50,846 --> 01:36:55,266
  10791. That's how we do it, Zeke. I line
  10792. them up, you mow them down.
  10793.  
  10794. 2535
  10795. 01:36:56,101 --> 01:36:57,477
  10796. Can I have my tab?
  10797.  
  10798. 2536
  10799. 01:37:15,788 --> 01:37:17,455
  10800. CEDRIC: You can only get it once a year.
  10801.  
  10802. 2537
  10803. 01:37:17,540 --> 01:37:18,581
  10804. What kind of meat is in the McRib?
  10805.  
  10806. 2538
  10807. 01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:19,958
  10808. Fellas. Let me guess,
  10809.  
  10810. 2539
  10811. 01:37:20,042 --> 01:37:21,334
  10812. school pictures?
  10813.  
  10814. 2540
  10815. 01:37:21,502 --> 01:37:22,752
  10816. (LAUGHS) You look like
  10817. a substitute teacher.
  10818.  
  10819. 2541
  10820. 01:37:22,962 --> 01:37:24,045
  10821. (ALL LAUGHING)
  10822.  
  10823. 2542
  10824. 01:37:24,171 --> 01:37:28,591
  10825. I finally sent my résumé over to Neversoft.
  10826. I had my meeting today.
  10827.  
  10828. 2543
  10829. 01:37:28,759 --> 01:37:31,761
  10830. And they just called. I got the job.
  10831.  
  10832. 2544
  10833. 01:37:32,096 --> 01:37:33,137
  10834. Is that right?
  10835.  
  10836. 2545
  10837. 01:37:33,222 --> 01:37:34,222
  10838. Congratulations, man!
  10839.  
  10840. 2546
  10841. 01:37:34,306 --> 01:37:37,475
  10842. I'm a senior designer at Neversoft.
  10843. With full benefits.
  10844.  
  10845. 2547
  10846. 01:37:37,560 --> 01:37:38,893
  10847. Damn right, and the next step
  10848. is the expense card.
  10849.  
  10850. 2548
  10851. 01:37:38,978 --> 01:37:40,061
  10852. I gotta call Kris.
  10853.  
  10854. 2549
  10855. 01:37:42,356 --> 01:37:44,148
  10856. She not talking to you, huh?
  10857.  
  10858. 2550
  10859. 01:37:44,441 --> 01:37:46,025
  10860. No. Well, you should call her anyway.
  10861.  
  10862. 2551
  10863. 01:37:46,944 --> 01:37:48,444
  10864. She's the reason it happened, right?
  10865.  
  10866. 2552
  10867. 01:37:49,488 --> 01:37:50,572
  10868. Yeah.
  10869.  
  10870. 2553
  10871. 01:37:50,656 --> 01:37:51,656
  10872. That's good advice, right there.
  10873.  
  10874. 2554
  10875. 01:37:51,740 --> 01:37:52,782
  10876. How's that project going along?
  10877.  
  10878. 2555
  10879. 01:37:52,867 --> 01:37:54,409
  10880. It's going great. In fact,
  10881.  
  10882. 2556
  10883. 01:37:54,493 --> 01:37:57,328
  10884. I'm gonna have to get out of here
  10885. soon and go get some work done.
  10886.  
  10887. 2557
  10888. 01:37:57,413 --> 01:37:59,747
  10889. You know what we should do?
  10890. We should celebrate, right?
  10891.  
  10892. 2558
  10893. 01:37:59,915 --> 01:38:02,208
  10894. DOMINIC: Nice. Yes. New job,
  10895. first round's on Michael.
  10896.  
  10897. 2559
  10898. 01:38:02,376 --> 01:38:03,376
  10899. Yes. I like that.
  10900.  
  10901. 2560
  10902. 01:38:03,460 --> 01:38:04,752
  10903. No, no. I just had the last round...
  10904.  
  10905. 2561
  10906. 01:38:04,920 --> 01:38:05,962
  10907. This is nice, just the fellas.
  10908.  
  10909. 2562
  10910. 01:38:06,046 --> 01:38:07,630
  10911. Just like old times.
  10912.  
  10913. 2563
  10914. 01:38:07,798 --> 01:38:10,550
  10915. No, it's not like old times because
  10916. I don't have a curfew this time.
  10917.  
  10918. 2564
  10919. 01:38:10,718 --> 01:38:13,887
  10920. Speaking of curfew, I gotta
  10921. go. My night to cook.
  10922.  
  10923. 2565
  10924. 01:38:14,054 --> 01:38:15,305
  10925. CEDRIC: Bennett, you sound like a bitch.
  10926.  
  10927. 2566
  10928. 01:38:15,472 --> 01:38:17,891
  10929. We just got finished hearing good news,
  10930. we with the fellas, we drinking.
  10931.  
  10932. 2567
  10933. 01:38:17,975 --> 01:38:20,852
  10934. He running home all henpecked.
  10935. Come on, man!
  10936.  
  10937. 2568
  10938. 01:38:21,020 --> 01:38:22,395
  10939. I'm not cooking 'cause I have to,
  10940.  
  10941. 2569
  10942. 01:38:22,479 --> 01:38:23,855
  10943. I'm cooking 'cause I want
  10944. to, that's my wife.
  10945.  
  10946. 2570
  10947. 01:38:23,939 --> 01:38:25,148
  10948. Come on, now, Bennett.
  10949.  
  10950. 2571
  10951. 01:38:25,232 --> 01:38:27,275
  10952. I'm not saying it like that, I'm
  10953. saying just, right now...
  10954.  
  10955. 2572
  10956. 01:38:27,359 --> 01:38:28,776
  10957. Don't be mad at me 'cause I
  10958. got a wife at the house.
  10959.  
  10960. 2573
  10961. 01:38:28,861 --> 01:38:31,362
  10962. That means sometimes I can't hang
  10963. out all night with you guys,
  10964.  
  10965. 2574
  10966. 01:38:31,447 --> 01:38:33,698
  10967. I gotta go home early then
  10968. that's what I gotta do.
  10969.  
  10970. 2575
  10971. 01:38:34,491 --> 01:38:35,617
  10972. I'm just saying.
  10973.  
  10974. 2576
  10975. 01:38:35,868 --> 01:38:37,410
  10976. I got this round.
  10977.  
  10978. 2577
  10979. 01:38:38,203 --> 01:38:39,329
  10980. I'm happy for you, congratulations.
  10981.  
  10982. 2578
  10983. 01:38:39,413 --> 01:38:40,455
  10984. Thank you.
  10985.  
  10986. 2579
  10987. 01:38:40,539 --> 01:38:41,873
  10988. I'll see you guys. ZEKE: Big B!
  10989.  
  10990. 2580
  10991. 01:38:42,041 --> 01:38:43,666
  10992. You're $20 short, Bennett.
  10993.  
  10994. 2581
  10995. 01:38:43,834 --> 01:38:47,921
  10996. Yeah, no, I used to cook for Gail
  10997. on Thursdays. That was my day.
  10998.  
  10999. 2582
  11000. 01:38:48,088 --> 01:38:50,006
  11001. I'm happy we're free. I really am.
  11002.  
  11003. 2583
  11004. 01:38:50,174 --> 01:38:52,050
  11005. I'm telling you right now, we're
  11006. better off without them.
  11007.  
  11008. 2584
  11009. 01:38:52,217 --> 01:38:53,635
  11010. Yeah, I mean, who needs to
  11011. put up with their shit?
  11012.  
  11013. 2585
  11014. 01:38:53,802 --> 01:38:55,511
  11015. And their demands, the nagging...
  11016.  
  11017. 2586
  11018. 01:38:55,679 --> 01:38:59,641
  11019. The expectations. Expectation is
  11020. the catalyst for all of that.
  11021.  
  11022. 2587
  11023. 01:38:59,808 --> 01:39:00,850
  11024. Here we go. CEDRIC: You know what's funny?
  11025.  
  11026. 2588
  11027. 01:39:01,018 --> 01:39:04,771
  11028. Gail used to love it when I cooked
  11029. Bolognese sauce from scratch.
  11030.  
  11031. 2589
  11032. 01:39:04,939 --> 01:39:06,105
  11033. Like, that was her favorite, so...
  11034.  
  11035. 2590
  11036. 01:39:06,273 --> 01:39:09,359
  11037. All right, boys, we are free
  11038. to do whatever we want,
  11039.  
  11040. 2591
  11041. 01:39:09,526 --> 01:39:13,321
  11042. with whoever we want, whenever we
  11043. want, all right? To freedom!
  11044.  
  11045. 2592
  11046. 01:39:13,489 --> 01:39:14,530
  11047. ALL: Freedom!
  11048.  
  11049. 2593
  11050. 01:39:14,615 --> 01:39:19,160
  11051. ♪ Bright lights, big city going to my head
  11052.  
  11053. 2594
  11054. 01:39:19,411 --> 01:39:21,913
  11055. ♪ Bright lights, big city... ♪
  11056.  
  11057. 2595
  11058. 01:39:21,997 --> 01:39:24,207
  11059. Ced, lift your glass, man, get involved.
  11060.  
  11061. 2596
  11062. 01:39:24,375 --> 01:39:25,416
  11063. Right, I'm sorry. No, no, no.
  11064.  
  11065. 2597
  11066. 01:39:25,501 --> 01:39:26,501
  11067. MICHAEL: Take that shot, baby.
  11068.  
  11069. 2598
  11070. 01:39:26,585 --> 01:39:28,252
  11071. To freedom. Huh?
  11072.  
  11073. 2599
  11074. 01:39:28,963 --> 01:39:30,088
  11075. Huh? Bottoms up.
  11076.  
  11077. 2600
  11078. 01:39:31,882 --> 01:39:33,216
  11079. Don't need them.
  11080.  
  11081. 2601
  11082. 01:39:34,385 --> 01:39:35,635
  11083. I gotta piss.
  11084.  
  11085. 2602
  11086. 01:39:35,803 --> 01:39:36,928
  11087. I'll be right back.
  11088.  
  11089. 2603
  11090. 01:39:37,096 --> 01:39:39,389
  11091. Look like you gotta take a
  11092. dump, the way you moving.
  11093.  
  11094. 2604
  11095. 01:39:40,516 --> 01:39:41,724
  11096. (PHONE RINGING)
  11097.  
  11098. 2605
  11099. 01:39:47,439 --> 01:39:48,523
  11100. What?
  11101.  
  11102. 2606
  11103. 01:39:48,774 --> 01:39:50,566
  11104. Gail, ain't nobody calling to
  11105. fight with you right now.
  11106.  
  11107. 2607
  11108. 01:39:50,651 --> 01:39:52,735
  11109. What the hell do... Look! I'm coming home.
  11110.  
  11111. 2608
  11112. 01:39:52,903 --> 01:39:54,404
  11113. Really, Cedric?
  11114.  
  11115. 2609
  11116. 01:39:54,571 --> 01:39:56,990
  11117. Gail, let me tell you something.
  11118. That's my house, too, Gail!
  11119.  
  11120. 2610
  11121. 01:39:57,157 --> 01:39:58,825
  11122. I pay the bills in that house!
  11123.  
  11124. 2611
  11125. 01:39:58,909 --> 01:40:00,994
  11126. It's my house, too. I'm coming home.
  11127.  
  11128. 2612
  11129. 01:40:01,161 --> 01:40:03,913
  11130. Which is where I belong, girl.
  11131.  
  11132. 2613
  11133. 01:40:04,540 --> 01:40:08,042
  11134. Gail, I'm tired of this tough
  11135. shit. I miss you, Gail.
  11136.  
  11137. 2614
  11138. 01:40:08,711 --> 01:40:10,044
  11139. Gail, I ain't been the same, man.
  11140.  
  11141. 2615
  11142. 01:40:10,212 --> 01:40:13,923
  11143. I'm out here, I'm out here
  11144. on these streets and shit.
  11145.  
  11146. 2616
  11147. 01:40:14,091 --> 01:40:15,508
  11148. I'm out here in the strip clubs.
  11149.  
  11150. 2617
  11151. 01:40:15,676 --> 01:40:19,721
  11152. These girls calling me by my first
  11153. name, like, I'm there every day!
  11154.  
  11155. 2618
  11156. 01:40:19,888 --> 01:40:22,640
  11157. Which I am, but that's because I'm
  11158. going through something, Gail.
  11159.  
  11160. 2619
  11161. 01:40:22,808 --> 01:40:27,020
  11162. I need to be held. I need you to rub
  11163. my back. Put me in my onesie.
  11164.  
  11165. 2620
  11166. 01:40:27,187 --> 01:40:28,730
  11167. I changed, I need my woman back!
  11168.  
  11169. 2621
  11170. 01:40:28,897 --> 01:40:30,940
  11171. I'm around all these men and shit!
  11172.  
  11173. 2622
  11174. 01:40:31,108 --> 01:40:32,108
  11175. I don't want it.
  11176.  
  11177. 2623
  11178. 01:40:32,192 --> 01:40:35,278
  11179. I don't want that life no more,
  11180. I want you and Jesus.
  11181.  
  11182. 2624
  11183. 01:40:35,362 --> 01:40:36,487
  11184. And that's it.
  11185.  
  11186. 2625
  11187. 01:40:36,739 --> 01:40:38,114
  11188. Okay, Big Daddy.
  11189.  
  11190. 2626
  11191. 01:40:38,282 --> 01:40:39,532
  11192. What you say?
  11193.  
  11194. 2627
  11195. 01:40:39,700 --> 01:40:41,117
  11196. How soon can you get here?
  11197.  
  11198. 2628
  11199. 01:40:45,039 --> 01:40:46,122
  11200. Um...
  11201.  
  11202. 2629
  11203. 01:40:47,041 --> 01:40:49,459
  11204. Like... Like 20, 22, 23 minutes.
  11205.  
  11206. 2630
  11207. 01:40:49,626 --> 01:40:51,961
  11208. Bring your sexy ass home. I'll be waiting.
  11209.  
  11210. 2631
  11211. 01:40:52,129 --> 01:40:53,963
  11212. You want me to bring you something?
  11213.  
  11214. 2632
  11215. 01:40:54,048 --> 01:40:55,131
  11216. You want like, some Doritos, or something?
  11217.  
  11218. 2633
  11219. 01:40:55,299 --> 01:40:57,842
  11220. 'Cause I can stop and get it, baby.
  11221. Whatever makes you happy.
  11222.  
  11223. 2634
  11224. 01:40:58,010 --> 01:40:59,761
  11225. Just come home. Okay.
  11226.  
  11227. 2635
  11228. 01:41:00,012 --> 01:41:01,721
  11229. All right, I love you.
  11230.  
  11231. 2636
  11232. 01:41:02,431 --> 01:41:03,556
  11233. (KISSES) Oh!
  11234.  
  11235. 2637
  11236. 01:41:03,849 --> 01:41:05,391
  11237. Oh, shit.
  11238.  
  11239. 2638
  11240. 01:41:05,934 --> 01:41:07,060
  11241. Thank you.
  11242.  
  11243. 2639
  11244. 01:41:08,437 --> 01:41:09,520
  11245. Whoo!
  11246.  
  11247. 2640
  11248. 01:41:10,564 --> 01:41:11,689
  11249. Yup.
  11250.  
  11251. 2641
  11252. 01:41:13,275 --> 01:41:14,358
  11253. (TOILET FLUSHING)
  11254.  
  11255. 2642
  11256. 01:41:14,443 --> 01:41:15,651
  11257. (CLEARS THROAT)
  11258.  
  11259. 2643
  11260. 01:41:17,071 --> 01:41:18,154
  11261. Oh.
  11262.  
  11263. 2644
  11264. 01:41:21,366 --> 01:41:23,951
  11265. Good shit, brother. Go home to Gail.
  11266.  
  11267. 2645
  11268. 01:41:30,417 --> 01:41:32,460
  11269. Just wipe shit on my back?
  11270.  
  11271. 2646
  11272. 01:41:34,963 --> 01:41:37,131
  11273. You didn't even wash your hands, man?
  11274.  
  11275. 2647
  11276. 01:41:38,425 --> 01:41:41,177
  11277. Who the hell shits with a hat on, anyway?
  11278.  
  11279. 2648
  11280. 01:41:41,345 --> 01:41:43,596
  11281. She said she was coming
  11282. from, um, Shanghai.
  11283.  
  11284. 2649
  11285. 01:41:43,680 --> 01:41:44,764
  11286. DOMINIC: I remember her.
  11287.  
  11288. 2650
  11289. 01:41:44,848 --> 01:41:46,557
  11290. Fellas, I will see you later.
  11291.  
  11292. 2651
  11293. 01:41:46,725 --> 01:41:48,559
  11294. Let's all cash out, we'll go together.
  11295.  
  11296. 2652
  11297. 01:41:48,644 --> 01:41:49,644
  11298. You going to the Ass Factory, right?
  11299.  
  11300. 2653
  11301. 01:41:49,728 --> 01:41:51,729
  11302. Gail is taking me back, I'm going home.
  11303.  
  11304. 2654
  11305. 01:41:53,065 --> 01:41:54,107
  11306. Home!
  11307.  
  11308. 2655
  11309. 01:41:54,233 --> 01:41:56,317
  11310. Girl, I am married. Please!
  11311.  
  11312. 2656
  11313. 01:41:56,693 --> 01:41:58,402
  11314. Thank you. Married man!
  11315.  
  11316. 2657
  11317. 01:41:58,570 --> 01:42:01,531
  11318. CEDRIC: That night, we all
  11319. realized that the plots,
  11320.  
  11321. 2658
  11322. 01:42:01,698 --> 01:42:05,993
  11323. plans and schemes couldn't compare
  11324. to one simple thing, the truth.
  11325.  
  11326. 2659
  11327. 01:42:13,794 --> 01:42:14,836
  11328. MICHAEL: Mama!
  11329.  
  11330. 2660
  11331. 01:42:14,962 --> 01:42:16,337
  11332. Oh, what the hell?
  11333.  
  11334. 2661
  11335. 01:42:16,505 --> 01:42:17,839
  11336. Hey, baby.
  11337.  
  11338. 2662
  11339. 01:42:18,006 --> 01:42:20,716
  11340. Oh, flowers, breakfast. Yeah.
  11341.  
  11342. 2663
  11343. 01:42:21,176 --> 01:42:22,552
  11344. You're a little early, sweetie.
  11345.  
  11346. 2664
  11347. 01:42:22,719 --> 01:42:26,097
  11348. I know, but I wanted to come
  11349. by so I could tell you that
  11350.  
  11351. 2665
  11352. 01:42:26,265 --> 01:42:28,558
  11353. I'm not gonna be able to make it
  11354. to the anniversary today, Mom.
  11355.  
  11356. 2666
  11357. 01:42:28,725 --> 01:42:30,059
  11358. There's some place I gotta be.
  11359.  
  11360. 2667
  11361. 01:42:30,227 --> 01:42:33,146
  11362. Well, it's our 75th at the church.
  11363.  
  11364. 2668
  11365. 01:42:33,730 --> 01:42:35,982
  11366. What's wrong, sweetie? Where you gotta be?
  11367.  
  11368. 2669
  11369. 01:42:36,150 --> 01:42:38,776
  11370. With Candace. At her family reunion, Mom.
  11371.  
  11372. 2670
  11373. 01:42:41,822 --> 01:42:42,864
  11374. (SIGHS)
  11375.  
  11376. 2671
  11377. 01:42:45,242 --> 01:42:46,409
  11378. Well, good for you.
  11379.  
  11380. 2672
  11381. 01:42:48,036 --> 01:42:49,704
  11382. (LAUGHS) Okay, sweetie.
  11383.  
  11384. 2673
  11385. 01:42:49,872 --> 01:42:50,872
  11386. Really? All right.
  11387.  
  11388. 2674
  11389. 01:42:51,039 --> 01:42:53,207
  11390. Now, I'm gonna see you tomorrow,
  11391. okay? Time for you to go.
  11392.  
  11393. 2675
  11394. 01:42:53,375 --> 01:42:56,335
  11395. Loretta, it's my turn to spank you.
  11396.  
  11397. 2676
  11398. 01:42:57,087 --> 01:42:58,421
  11399. Deacon Johnson?
  11400.  
  11401. 2677
  11402. 01:42:58,589 --> 01:42:59,589
  11403. You got the keys for these?
  11404.  
  11405. 2678
  11406. 01:42:59,673 --> 01:43:00,673
  11407. Put those down, fool!
  11408.  
  11409. 2679
  11410. 01:43:00,757 --> 01:43:02,258
  11411. How long has this been going on?
  11412.  
  11413. 2680
  11414. 01:43:02,426 --> 01:43:03,593
  11415. Ninety days.
  11416.  
  11417. 2681
  11418. 01:43:03,760 --> 01:43:06,470
  11419. More like 91. I'm sorry I
  11420. stretched your T-shirt.
  11421.  
  11422. 2682
  11423. 01:43:06,555 --> 01:43:07,889
  11424. How you doing, Michael?
  11425.  
  11426. 2683
  11427. 01:43:08,056 --> 01:43:09,724
  11428. All right, fool, go on upstairs now.
  11429.  
  11430. 2684
  11431. 01:43:09,808 --> 01:43:11,350
  11432. You know, these pills cost $19.
  11433.  
  11434. 2685
  11435. 01:43:11,518 --> 01:43:12,894
  11436. Mom, you got him with my loofah?
  11437.  
  11438. 2686
  11439. 01:43:13,061 --> 01:43:14,729
  11440. Baby, go on. Go ahead, go ahead.
  11441.  
  11442. 2687
  11443. 01:43:14,897 --> 01:43:16,647
  11444. Listen here, fool!
  11445.  
  11446. 2688
  11447. 01:43:16,815 --> 01:43:20,401
  11448. I done told you I'd bring that coffee
  11449. upstairs, you old, nasty fool.
  11450.  
  11451. 2689
  11452. 01:43:20,861 --> 01:43:21,861
  11453. Hey.
  11454.  
  11455. 2690
  11456. 01:43:22,404 --> 01:43:24,030
  11457. Look who I found.
  11458.  
  11459. 2691
  11460. 01:43:24,781 --> 01:43:26,991
  11461. Wow. Okay, third time I hope is a charm.
  11462.  
  11463. 2692
  11464. 01:43:27,075 --> 01:43:28,201
  11465. Actually, I think it is.
  11466.  
  11467. 2693
  11468. 01:43:28,285 --> 01:43:30,077
  11469. Go ahead, tell them. We
  11470. want to make an offer.
  11471.  
  11472. 2694
  11473. 01:43:31,496 --> 01:43:32,663
  11474. I told you this was gonna happen.
  11475.  
  11476. 2695
  11477. 01:43:32,748 --> 01:43:33,789
  11478. No, you didn't, actually.
  11479.  
  11480. 2696
  11481. 01:43:34,208 --> 01:43:37,752
  11482. This is great news. We sort of had
  11483. an instinct about you guys.
  11484.  
  11485. 2697
  11486. 01:43:38,086 --> 01:43:39,170
  11487. Kris?
  11488.  
  11489. 2698
  11490. 01:43:39,254 --> 01:43:40,546
  11491. Jeremy, what are you doing here?
  11492.  
  11493. 2699
  11494. 01:43:40,714 --> 01:43:41,797
  11495. I need to talk to you.
  11496.  
  11497. 2700
  11498. 01:43:41,882 --> 01:43:43,925
  11499. Yeah, I can't. I'm in the
  11500. middle of something.
  11501.  
  11502. 2701
  11503. 01:43:44,384 --> 01:43:45,551
  11504. This is important.
  11505.  
  11506. 2702
  11507. 01:43:46,345 --> 01:43:48,137
  11508. Not a problem. Take your time.
  11509.  
  11510. 2703
  11511. 01:43:48,305 --> 01:43:50,389
  11512. I'm gonna get the paperwork,
  11513. and we can get started.
  11514.  
  11515. 2704
  11516. 01:43:50,474 --> 01:43:51,474
  11517. I'm really sorry.
  11518.  
  11519. 2705
  11520. 01:43:53,810 --> 01:43:55,102
  11521. Did someone die?
  11522.  
  11523. 2706
  11524. 01:43:55,187 --> 01:43:56,229
  11525. What? No.
  11526.  
  11527. 2707
  11528. 01:43:56,480 --> 01:43:58,105
  11529. Well, you have a suit on, so I...
  11530.  
  11531. 2708
  11532. 01:43:58,273 --> 01:43:59,690
  11533. I got the job at Neversoft, Kris.
  11534.  
  11535. 2709
  11536. 01:43:59,775 --> 01:44:00,775
  11537. Really?
  11538.  
  11539. 2710
  11540. 01:44:00,943 --> 01:44:02,068
  11541. Yeah.
  11542.  
  11543. 2711
  11544. 01:44:02,277 --> 01:44:05,029
  11545. I mean, that's cool. I hope you
  11546. didn't do it for my benefit.
  11547.  
  11548. 2712
  11549. 01:44:06,490 --> 01:44:08,324
  11550. I did. At first.
  11551.  
  11552. 2713
  11553. 01:44:08,784 --> 01:44:12,453
  11554. But somehow, through all the pretending,
  11555.  
  11556. 2714
  11557. 01:44:13,288 --> 01:44:15,456
  11558. I figured out I wanted it for me.
  11559.  
  11560. 2715
  11561. 01:44:16,458 --> 01:44:19,293
  11562. And now that I have it, I want it for us.
  11563.  
  11564. 2716
  11565. 01:44:19,795 --> 01:44:22,213
  11566. You were the first person I wanted
  11567. to call when I got the news,
  11568.  
  11569. 2717
  11570. 01:44:22,381 --> 01:44:25,633
  11571. and the fact that I couldn't
  11572. drove me crazy.
  11573.  
  11574. 2718
  11575. 01:44:26,635 --> 01:44:29,470
  11576. You're the last person I think about
  11577. before I go to sleep at night, Kris.
  11578.  
  11579. 2719
  11580. 01:44:29,680 --> 01:44:30,680
  11581. Look, I, um,
  11582.  
  11583. 2720
  11584. 01:44:31,723 --> 01:44:32,765
  11585. I miss you.
  11586.  
  11587. 2721
  11588. 01:44:32,891 --> 01:44:34,308
  11589. Oh, honey.
  11590.  
  11591. 2722
  11592. 01:44:34,476 --> 01:44:37,311
  11593. I miss you and I want you back.
  11594.  
  11595. 2723
  11596. 01:44:37,813 --> 01:44:39,146
  11597. So sweet.
  11598.  
  11599. 2724
  11600. 01:44:39,481 --> 01:44:40,815
  11601. I want to buy you a house.
  11602.  
  11603. 2725
  11604. 01:44:40,983 --> 01:44:42,316
  11605. That's my man, step up there.
  11606.  
  11607. 2726
  11608. 01:44:42,484 --> 01:44:43,859
  11609. I want to buy you this house.
  11610.  
  11611. 2727
  11612. 01:44:44,027 --> 01:44:46,153
  11613. Back up, bitch. You ain't buying my house.
  11614.  
  11615. 2728
  11616. 01:44:46,321 --> 01:44:47,321
  11617. Oh, it's fine.
  11618.  
  11619. 2729
  11620. 01:44:47,489 --> 01:44:48,864
  11621. How the hell he talking
  11622. about buying my house?
  11623.  
  11624. 2730
  11625. 01:44:48,991 --> 01:44:50,032
  11626. Breathe.
  11627.  
  11628. 2731
  11629. 01:44:50,117 --> 01:44:52,660
  11630. I'm breathing, I'm breathing.
  11631. I got it, I got it.
  11632.  
  11633. 2732
  11634. 01:44:54,663 --> 01:44:55,871
  11635. Okay.
  11636.  
  11637. 2733
  11638. 01:45:07,926 --> 01:45:11,721
  11639. I want to be your wife. And I
  11640. want you to be my husband...
  11641.  
  11642. 2734
  11643. 01:45:16,435 --> 01:45:18,185
  11644. I want to be your husband.
  11645.  
  11646. 2735
  11647. 01:45:19,104 --> 01:45:21,105
  11648. And I want you to be my wife
  11649.  
  11650. 2736
  11651. 01:45:21,398 --> 01:45:22,982
  11652. so bad.
  11653.  
  11654. 2737
  11655. 01:45:23,400 --> 01:45:24,817
  11656. So, um...
  11657.  
  11658. 2738
  11659. 01:45:35,912 --> 01:45:37,163
  11660. Will you marry me?
  11661.  
  11662. 2739
  11663. 01:45:41,209 --> 01:45:42,251
  11664. It's a yes.
  11665.  
  11666. 2740
  11667. 01:45:43,295 --> 01:45:44,295
  11668. Oh, she did it.
  11669.  
  11670. 2741
  11671. 01:45:44,379 --> 01:45:45,338
  11672. Go ahead, my man.
  11673.  
  11674. 2742
  11675. 01:45:45,464 --> 01:45:47,798
  11676. She did it 'cause she changed
  11677. the game. She did what?
  11678.  
  11679. 2743
  11680. 01:45:47,966 --> 01:45:49,091
  11681. Oh, don't worry about it.
  11682.  
  11683. 2744
  11684. 01:45:58,518 --> 01:46:00,519
  11685. CEDRIC: Even Zeke was singing a new tune.
  11686.  
  11687. 2745
  11688. 01:46:00,687 --> 01:46:02,938
  11689. That last one was Bitch Betta
  11690. Have My Money by AMG.
  11691.  
  11692. 2746
  11693. 01:46:03,023 --> 01:46:04,690
  11694. I don't really feel like being
  11695. out of the house right now.
  11696.  
  11697. 2747
  11698. 01:46:04,775 --> 01:46:06,067
  11699. Come on.
  11700.  
  11701. 2748
  11702. 01:46:06,443 --> 01:46:09,737
  11703. You know the best way to get over
  11704. an old guy is to get a new one.
  11705.  
  11706. 2749
  11707. 01:46:09,946 --> 01:46:10,988
  11708. You're coming.
  11709.  
  11710. 2750
  11711. 01:46:11,073 --> 01:46:12,073
  11712. ...make sure you show him some love.
  11713.  
  11714. 2751
  11715. 01:46:12,157 --> 01:46:13,616
  11716. Zeke, come on up. (PEOPLE CLAPPING)
  11717.  
  11718. 2752
  11719. 01:46:15,118 --> 01:46:16,160
  11720. Hey, thank you.
  11721.  
  11722. 2753
  11723. 01:46:16,244 --> 01:46:17,286
  11724. Oh, my God.
  11725.  
  11726. 2754
  11727. 01:46:17,371 --> 01:46:18,788
  11728. I haven't really played
  11729. this song in years...
  11730.  
  11731. 2755
  11732. 01:46:18,955 --> 01:46:20,122
  11733. Is that...
  11734.  
  11735. 2756
  11736. 01:46:20,248 --> 01:46:23,959
  11737. ...but it was inspired by a
  11738. very special woman who, um,
  11739.  
  11740. 2757
  11741. 01:46:25,670 --> 01:46:27,421
  11742. is definitely worth waiting for.
  11743.  
  11744. 2758
  11745. 01:46:30,008 --> 01:46:33,844
  11746. ♪ Last night I had a dream about a dream
  11747.  
  11748. 2759
  11749. 01:46:33,929 --> 01:46:36,764
  11750. ♪ About you ♪
  11751.  
  11752. 2760
  11753. 01:46:40,519 --> 01:46:42,228
  11754. I gotta get out of here. Mya!
  11755.  
  11756. 2761
  11757. 01:46:43,105 --> 01:46:44,438
  11758. Mya!
  11759.  
  11760. 2762
  11761. 01:46:46,942 --> 01:46:49,777
  11762. Mya, will you hold up? Mya?
  11763.  
  11764. 2763
  11765. 01:46:49,945 --> 01:46:51,904
  11766. You think you can just sing one song
  11767.  
  11768. 2764
  11769. 01:46:51,988 --> 01:46:53,322
  11770. and everything's gonna be forgotten?
  11771.  
  11772. 2765
  11773. 01:46:53,490 --> 01:46:55,533
  11774. No! I was just hoping it would be a start.
  11775.  
  11776. 2766
  11777. 01:46:55,951 --> 01:46:58,536
  11778. You know what? You know, you can't
  11779. change a person's nature, Zeke.
  11780.  
  11781. 2767
  11782. 01:46:58,703 --> 01:47:00,329
  11783. That is not true. I know for
  11784. a fact that that's not true.
  11785.  
  11786. 2768
  11787. 01:47:00,455 --> 01:47:01,872
  11788. How? Because I want to start over.
  11789.  
  11790. 2769
  11791. 01:47:03,250 --> 01:47:04,834
  11792. I want 90 more days.
  11793.  
  11794. 2770
  11795. 01:47:06,420 --> 01:47:07,545
  11796. Without sex?
  11797.  
  11798. 2771
  11799. 01:47:07,712 --> 01:47:09,630
  11800. If that's what it takes.
  11801.  
  11802. 2772
  11803. 01:47:09,923 --> 01:47:12,091
  11804. I don't want the sex, Mya. I want you.
  11805.  
  11806. 2773
  11807. 01:47:12,384 --> 01:47:13,884
  11808. That's bullshit.
  11809.  
  11810. 2774
  11811. 01:47:15,971 --> 01:47:18,055
  11812. Okay, that's bullshit. Yes!
  11813. Of course I want the sex.
  11814.  
  11815. 2775
  11816. 01:47:18,223 --> 01:47:21,600
  11817. But the difference is the sex is all
  11818. I wanted before I met you. Now,
  11819.  
  11820. 2776
  11821. 01:47:22,227 --> 01:47:23,352
  11822. I want you.
  11823.  
  11824. 2777
  11825. 01:47:24,354 --> 01:47:25,354
  11826. Okay?
  11827.  
  11828. 2778
  11829. 01:47:25,897 --> 01:47:28,357
  11830. Now? I want coffee.
  11831.  
  11832. 2779
  11833. 01:47:29,818 --> 01:47:33,446
  11834. I want to stay up all night talking about
  11835. your crazy childhood. I want...
  11836.  
  11837. 2780
  11838. 01:47:34,990 --> 01:47:39,034
  11839. I don't know. I want to talk
  11840. about Aristotle's Caves.
  11841.  
  11842. 2781
  11843. 01:47:39,327 --> 01:47:40,494
  11844. (CHUCKLES)
  11845.  
  11846. 2782
  11847. 01:47:42,789 --> 01:47:44,331
  11848. It's Plato's.
  11849.  
  11850. 2783
  11851. 01:47:44,499 --> 01:47:45,875
  11852. Plato got caves, too?
  11853.  
  11854. 2784
  11855. 01:47:46,585 --> 01:47:47,835
  11856. Yeah.
  11857.  
  11858. 2785
  11859. 01:47:48,253 --> 01:47:49,753
  11860. Mya, I love you.
  11861.  
  11862. 2786
  11863. 01:47:51,756 --> 01:47:54,341
  11864. I'm in love with you.
  11865.  
  11866. 2787
  11867. 01:47:56,595 --> 01:47:59,263
  11868. I've never said that to anyone in my life.
  11869.  
  11870. 2788
  11871. 01:48:00,807 --> 01:48:01,849
  11872. (SIGHS)
  11873.  
  11874. 2789
  11875. 01:48:02,517 --> 01:48:04,643
  11876. Then why didn't you just say so?
  11877.  
  11878. 2790
  11879. 01:48:19,075 --> 01:48:21,619
  11880. CEDRIC: Turns out that my epiphany
  11881. had a domino effect.
  11882.  
  11883. 2791
  11884. 01:48:22,037 --> 01:48:26,165
  11885. Everyone was actually stepping up with
  11886. their women. For real this time.
  11887.  
  11888. 2792
  11889. 01:48:26,583 --> 01:48:28,876
  11890. CANDACE: I didn't get any of this.
  11891.  
  11892. 2793
  11893. 01:48:29,002 --> 01:48:30,127
  11894. (PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
  11895.  
  11896. 2794
  11897. 01:48:30,212 --> 01:48:33,339
  11898. Candace? Your mother tells me
  11899. that you're still single.
  11900.  
  11901. 2795
  11902. 01:48:33,507 --> 01:48:36,008
  11903. Don't worry about it, because
  11904. I think I have a solution.
  11905.  
  11906. 2796
  11907. 01:48:36,176 --> 01:48:38,802
  11908. I have somebody I think would be
  11909. perfect for you at my office.
  11910.  
  11911. 2797
  11912. 01:48:38,887 --> 01:48:39,929
  11913. Her name is Amy.
  11914.  
  11915. 2798
  11916. 01:48:40,096 --> 01:48:42,389
  11917. CANDACE'S MOM: Her? She's
  11918. not in that chapter.
  11919.  
  11920. 2799
  11921. 01:48:42,557 --> 01:48:43,933
  11922. Well, she might want to
  11923. read the book, honey.
  11924.  
  11925. 2800
  11926. 01:48:44,100 --> 01:48:45,434
  11927. Mom! Mom!
  11928.  
  11929. 2801
  11930. 01:48:46,686 --> 01:48:48,437
  11931. MICHAEL: Thanks, Duke. I got this.
  11932.  
  11933. 2802
  11934. 01:48:49,314 --> 01:48:51,232
  11935. Hi, ladies. Look at that face!
  11936.  
  11937. 2803
  11938. 01:48:51,316 --> 01:48:52,316
  11939. (MEOWS)
  11940.  
  11941. 2804
  11942. 01:48:52,400 --> 01:48:53,943
  11943. Nice to see you all.
  11944.  
  11945. 2805
  11946. 01:48:54,528 --> 01:48:56,654
  11947. What are you doing here? Isn't
  11948. today your mom's church thing?
  11949.  
  11950. 2806
  11951. 01:48:56,821 --> 01:48:57,988
  11952. Yeah, it is.
  11953.  
  11954. 2807
  11955. 01:48:58,156 --> 01:48:59,365
  11956. So, what? Did it get canceled?
  11957.  
  11958. 2808
  11959. 01:48:59,533 --> 01:49:01,742
  11960. It did not. What's up with all
  11961. these damn questions, woman?
  11962.  
  11963. 2809
  11964. 01:49:01,910 --> 01:49:03,786
  11965. I just thought you needed to be there.
  11966.  
  11967. 2810
  11968. 01:49:03,954 --> 01:49:07,122
  11969. Why would I be there when
  11970. I should be here,
  11971.  
  11972. 2811
  11973. 01:49:07,290 --> 01:49:09,083
  11974. with the number one woman in my life?
  11975.  
  11976. 2812
  11977. 01:49:09,251 --> 01:49:10,709
  11978. So, since you're thinking so much,
  11979.  
  11980. 2813
  11981. 01:49:10,877 --> 01:49:12,670
  11982. why don't you think about putting
  11983. a burger on that plate
  11984.  
  11985. 2814
  11986. 01:49:12,754 --> 01:49:13,796
  11987. with some pickles and some mustard?
  11988.  
  11989. 2815
  11990. 01:49:14,172 --> 01:49:15,548
  11991. I'm sorry,
  11992.  
  11993. 2816
  11994. 01:49:17,300 --> 01:49:20,219
  11995. did you just say "number one"?
  11996.  
  11997. 2817
  11998. 01:49:20,595 --> 01:49:23,097
  11999. Oh, so you're not believing?
  12000. Hold on one second.
  12001.  
  12002. 2818
  12003. 01:49:23,265 --> 01:49:25,599
  12004. Ladies and gentlemen? Excuse me?
  12005.  
  12006. 2819
  12007. 01:49:25,767 --> 01:49:29,395
  12008. Hi, I need everybody's attention,
  12009. please? Hey, everybody... Yeah.
  12010.  
  12011. 2820
  12012. 01:49:29,563 --> 01:49:30,729
  12013. Thank you.
  12014.  
  12015. 2821
  12016. 01:49:30,897 --> 01:49:34,650
  12017. My name is Michael Hanover,
  12018. and I want you all to know
  12019.  
  12020. 2822
  12021. 01:49:34,818 --> 01:49:39,738
  12022. I am madly, and I am insanely
  12023. in love with Candace Hall.
  12024.  
  12025. 2823
  12026. 01:49:41,616 --> 01:49:44,618
  12027. And I just want everybody
  12028. in the world to know
  12029.  
  12030. 2824
  12031. 01:49:44,953 --> 01:49:47,496
  12032. that she's the number
  12033. one woman in my life.
  12034.  
  12035. 2825
  12036. 01:49:47,914 --> 01:49:49,790
  12037. Thanks, everybody. (ALL CHEERING)
  12038.  
  12039. 2826
  12040. 01:49:49,958 --> 01:49:51,667
  12041. Aw, Candace! MICHAEL: Now
  12042. back to the reunion!
  12043.  
  12044. 2827
  12045. 01:49:56,172 --> 01:49:57,256
  12046. Whoo!
  12047.  
  12048. 2828
  12049. 01:50:00,010 --> 01:50:01,343
  12050. Is that okay with you?
  12051.  
  12052. 2829
  12053. 01:50:02,929 --> 01:50:04,847
  12054. What do you want on your damn burger?
  12055.  
  12056. 2830
  12057. 01:50:05,473 --> 01:50:08,392
  12058. I don't give a damn, girl.
  12059. I came for you. Come here.
  12060.  
  12061. 2831
  12062. 01:50:15,233 --> 01:50:17,901
  12063. CEDRIC: And so, the book ended
  12064. happily for all of us.
  12065.  
  12066. 2832
  12067. 01:50:18,361 --> 01:50:20,946
  12068. Well, almost all of us.
  12069.  
  12070. 2833
  12071. 01:50:21,114 --> 01:50:22,990
  12072. Hey, girl. Haven't seen you in a while.
  12073.  
  12074. 2834
  12075. 01:50:23,158 --> 01:50:25,743
  12076. I know. I'm sorry, I've been swamped.
  12077.  
  12078. 2835
  12079. 01:50:25,827 --> 01:50:26,827
  12080. So what are you up to later today?
  12081.  
  12082. 2836
  12083. 01:50:27,037 --> 01:50:30,039
  12084. Actually, I have a date with
  12085. James, finally. Ah.
  12086.  
  12087. 2837
  12088. 01:50:30,206 --> 01:50:32,750
  12089. Between his CEO and my COO,
  12090.  
  12091. 2838
  12092. 01:50:32,834 --> 01:50:34,293
  12093. it seems we never see each other.
  12094.  
  12095. 2839
  12096. 01:50:34,377 --> 01:50:35,461
  12097. What else is new?
  12098.  
  12099. 2840
  12100. 01:50:35,545 --> 01:50:37,504
  12101. Anyway. You got any plans for later?
  12102.  
  12103. 2841
  12104. 01:50:37,589 --> 01:50:40,799
  12105. Actually, the three of us are going
  12106. to Dominic's grand opening.
  12107.  
  12108. 2842
  12109. 01:50:43,470 --> 01:50:46,263
  12110. Oh. He found a backer for his restaurant?
  12111.  
  12112. 2843
  12113. 01:50:46,431 --> 01:50:49,016
  12114. No. He got a personal loan for
  12115. a food truck. It's called...
  12116.  
  12117. 2844
  12118. 01:50:49,184 --> 01:50:50,392
  12119. Avenue D.
  12120.  
  12121. 2845
  12122. 01:50:50,560 --> 01:50:53,896
  12123. It's in Pueblo Plaza. He wants to
  12124. start small, build his way up.
  12125.  
  12126. 2846
  12127. 01:50:54,064 --> 01:50:55,856
  12128. Good for him, you know?
  12129.  
  12130. 2847
  12131. 01:50:57,359 --> 01:50:58,692
  12132. Anyway, have fun tonight.
  12133.  
  12134. 2848
  12135. 01:50:58,860 --> 01:51:00,110
  12136. Oh, we will.
  12137.  
  12138. 2849
  12139. 01:51:03,281 --> 01:51:04,448
  12140. Thank you.
  12141.  
  12142. 2850
  12143. 01:51:04,908 --> 01:51:06,325
  12144. So, James, how was your day?
  12145.  
  12146. 2851
  12147. 01:51:06,493 --> 01:51:09,036
  12148. It was good. Actually, it
  12149. was... It was great.
  12150.  
  12151. 2852
  12152. 01:51:09,120 --> 01:51:11,747
  12153. Did I mention to you that The Wall Street
  12154. Journal is doing a feature on me?
  12155.  
  12156. 2853
  12157. 01:51:11,831 --> 01:51:12,956
  12158. Yes, the...
  12159.  
  12160. 2854
  12161. 01:51:13,041 --> 01:51:14,667
  12162. "Wonderkid." Yeah, I know. (LAUGHS)
  12163.  
  12164. 2855
  12165. 01:51:14,834 --> 01:51:15,918
  12166. "The Wonderkid."
  12167.  
  12168. 2856
  12169. 01:51:16,086 --> 01:51:17,544
  12170. I know I'm not exactly a kid,
  12171.  
  12172. 2857
  12173. 01:51:17,629 --> 01:51:20,255
  12174. but I am the youngest CEO
  12175. of a Fortune 500 company.
  12176.  
  12177. 2858
  12178. 01:51:20,423 --> 01:51:21,548
  12179. Yes, we talked...
  12180.  
  12181. 2859
  12182. 01:51:21,633 --> 01:51:23,592
  12183. Now I'm focusing my sights
  12184. on the Far East.
  12185.  
  12186. 2860
  12187. 01:51:23,677 --> 01:51:26,303
  12188. I was talking to Warren the other
  12189. day. You know Warren Buffett?
  12190.  
  12191. 2861
  12192. 01:51:26,471 --> 01:51:27,721
  12193. Dub-Beezy, that's my man.
  12194.  
  12195. 2862
  12196. 01:51:28,181 --> 01:51:30,516
  12197. (VOICE ECHOING) He was telling
  12198. me about diversification.
  12199.  
  12200. 2863
  12201. 01:51:31,935 --> 01:51:36,730
  12202. So, I bought a G6. Okay, all right.
  12203. The company bought a G6.
  12204.  
  12205. 2864
  12206. 01:51:36,898 --> 01:51:38,565
  12207. (VOICE FADING) New York to Los
  12208. Angeles costs about $60,000.
  12209.  
  12210. 2865
  12211. 01:51:38,650 --> 01:51:39,942
  12212. They put that down every time I go.
  12213.  
  12214. 2866
  12215. 01:51:40,110 --> 01:51:41,527
  12216. Also talked to my man,
  12217. Kobe, the other day.
  12218.  
  12219. 2867
  12220. 01:51:41,611 --> 01:51:43,612
  12221. He was trying to get me to
  12222. buy an NBA franchise.
  12223.  
  12224. 2868
  12225. 01:51:44,072 --> 01:51:46,281
  12226. I'm fine, James.
  12227.  
  12228. 2869
  12229. 01:51:47,826 --> 01:51:49,076
  12230. Thanks for asking.
  12231.  
  12232. 2870
  12233. 01:51:51,621 --> 01:51:53,163
  12234. I'm sorry, I don't understand.
  12235.  
  12236. 2871
  12237. 01:51:53,331 --> 01:51:54,790
  12238. I know.
  12239.  
  12240. 2872
  12241. 01:51:56,876 --> 01:51:59,837
  12242. I know, but I finally do.
  12243.  
  12244. 2873
  12245. 01:52:01,506 --> 01:52:03,090
  12246. (PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
  12247.  
  12248. 2874
  12249. 01:52:03,174 --> 01:52:05,259
  12250. ♪ Ritual union's
  12251.  
  12252. 2875
  12253. 01:52:05,510 --> 01:52:09,096
  12254. ♪ Got me in trouble again ♪
  12255.  
  12256. 2876
  12257. 01:52:09,264 --> 01:52:11,181
  12258. All right, all right, all right.
  12259.  
  12260. 2877
  12261. 01:52:11,266 --> 01:52:12,433
  12262. (PEOPLE CHEERING)
  12263.  
  12264. 2878
  12265. 01:52:14,436 --> 01:52:15,519
  12266. All right, a little something.
  12267.  
  12268. 2879
  12269. 01:52:15,603 --> 01:52:16,687
  12270. Just a little sample for the ladies.
  12271.  
  12272. 2880
  12273. 01:52:16,771 --> 01:52:17,813
  12274. Fellas, I'll get you back later.
  12275.  
  12276. 2881
  12277. 01:52:17,897 --> 01:52:19,022
  12278. Come on, Dom!
  12279.  
  12280. 2882
  12281. 01:52:19,107 --> 01:52:21,775
  12282. Give that to the wife. To your lady,
  12283. okay, good, there you go.
  12284.  
  12285. 2883
  12286. 01:52:22,110 --> 01:52:24,611
  12287. All right, one more? There
  12288. you go, there you go, J.
  12289.  
  12290. 2884
  12291. 01:52:24,696 --> 01:52:26,029
  12292. I'll be right back. Thanks for coming.
  12293.  
  12294. 2885
  12295. 01:52:26,114 --> 01:52:27,364
  12296. I'll be right back. This is amazing.
  12297.  
  12298. 2886
  12299. 01:52:29,909 --> 01:52:31,118
  12300. DOMINIC: Next!
  12301.  
  12302. 2887
  12303. 01:52:32,036 --> 01:52:33,245
  12304. I'll take the Chef's Special.
  12305.  
  12306. 2888
  12307. 01:52:33,413 --> 01:52:34,747
  12308. Is that with chicken or...
  12309.  
  12310. 2889
  12311. 01:52:34,914 --> 01:52:35,998
  12312. Hey, back of the line.
  12313.  
  12314. 2890
  12315. 01:52:36,082 --> 01:52:37,791
  12316. Look, this is personal, not business.
  12317.  
  12318. 2891
  12319. 01:52:37,959 --> 01:52:39,418
  12320. Move your arm!
  12321.  
  12322. 2892
  12323. 01:52:41,129 --> 01:52:42,379
  12324. Congratulations.
  12325.  
  12326. 2893
  12327. 01:52:42,547 --> 01:52:43,839
  12328. Looks like a huge success.
  12329.  
  12330. 2894
  12331. 01:52:44,924 --> 01:52:46,800
  12332. I wasn't expecting you.
  12333.  
  12334. 2895
  12335. 01:52:46,968 --> 01:52:48,677
  12336. I couldn't miss your grand opening.
  12337.  
  12338. 2896
  12339. 01:52:49,053 --> 01:52:50,179
  12340. COOK: Live bass ceviche?
  12341.  
  12342. 2897
  12343. 01:52:50,305 --> 01:52:52,014
  12344. Sal, those two lasagnas are to-go.
  12345.  
  12346. 2898
  12347. 01:52:52,515 --> 01:52:53,807
  12348. SAL: You got it.
  12349.  
  12350. 2899
  12351. 01:52:54,934 --> 01:52:56,143
  12352. So, where's your CEO?
  12353.  
  12354. 2900
  12355. 01:52:56,770 --> 01:52:58,061
  12356. I ended that.
  12357.  
  12358. 2901
  12359. 01:52:58,480 --> 01:52:59,646
  12360. Dominic!
  12361.  
  12362. 2902
  12363. 01:52:59,773 --> 01:53:03,275
  12364. He may have all the money in the
  12365. world, and all the power,
  12366.  
  12367. 2903
  12368. 01:53:03,443 --> 01:53:05,486
  12369. but he doesn't have half
  12370. your potential. Stop!
  12371.  
  12372. 2904
  12373. 01:53:05,653 --> 01:53:07,112
  12374. Stop.
  12375.  
  12376. 2905
  12377. 01:53:07,572 --> 01:53:10,240
  12378. I don't need you to do that for
  12379. me anymore. I'm doing me, now.
  12380.  
  12381. 2906
  12382. 01:53:10,408 --> 01:53:11,617
  12383. All right?
  12384.  
  12385. 2907
  12386. 01:53:12,285 --> 01:53:14,661
  12387. Thanks for coming, but I
  12388. got a business to run.
  12389.  
  12390. 2908
  12391. 01:53:14,746 --> 01:53:16,747
  12392. I'm sure you can respect that, right?
  12393.  
  12394. 2909
  12395. 01:53:17,916 --> 01:53:19,666
  12396. But I was... Next!
  12397.  
  12398. 2910
  12399. 01:53:25,048 --> 01:53:27,591
  12400. What's good here, man? Do you
  12401. have a low-fat Pork Special?
  12402.  
  12403. 2911
  12404. 01:53:28,092 --> 01:53:29,635
  12405. Sure. Let's roll with it.
  12406.  
  12407. 2912
  12408. 01:53:30,470 --> 01:53:32,179
  12409. Dominic?
  12410.  
  12411. 2913
  12412. 01:53:33,181 --> 01:53:35,182
  12413. Excuse me. What are you doing?
  12414.  
  12415. 2914
  12416. 01:53:35,433 --> 01:53:37,184
  12417. I want you back, Dominic.
  12418.  
  12419. 2915
  12420. 01:53:40,313 --> 01:53:41,772
  12421. Guys, just give me a minute, please.
  12422.  
  12423. 2916
  12424. 01:53:41,856 --> 01:53:43,023
  12425. We gotta finish this up. I know.
  12426.  
  12427. 2917
  12428. 01:53:43,191 --> 01:53:44,566
  12429. I'm sorry.
  12430.  
  12431. 2918
  12432. 01:53:46,528 --> 01:53:48,654
  12433. What are you doing? I want you back.
  12434.  
  12435. 2919
  12436. 01:53:48,822 --> 01:53:51,448
  12437. Yeah, listen, I'm not an acquisition.
  12438. You can't just decide...
  12439.  
  12440. 2920
  12441. 01:53:51,616 --> 01:53:54,243
  12442. I'm asking. Oh, yeah? And I'm
  12443. asking for some service.
  12444.  
  12445. 2921
  12446. 01:53:54,410 --> 01:53:57,162
  12447. You'll get your pork sausage,
  12448. Porky! Beat it!
  12449.  
  12450. 2922
  12451. 01:54:01,167 --> 01:54:03,794
  12452. Lauren, listen, we're just
  12453. too different, okay?
  12454.  
  12455. 2923
  12456. 01:54:03,962 --> 01:54:07,464
  12457. Yes, we are different. But I
  12458. think that's a good thing.
  12459.  
  12460. 2924
  12461. 01:54:07,632 --> 01:54:10,092
  12462. What you need is status. You need titles.
  12463.  
  12464. 2925
  12465. 01:54:10,176 --> 01:54:12,219
  12466. I don't care about... No, I don't.
  12467.  
  12468. 2926
  12469. 01:54:12,303 --> 01:54:16,515
  12470. What I need is a man who makes
  12471. me feel like I'm special.
  12472.  
  12473. 2927
  12474. 01:54:16,766 --> 01:54:18,600
  12475. I don't care about his title,
  12476.  
  12477. 2928
  12478. 01:54:18,685 --> 01:54:20,435
  12479. and I don't care how much money you make,
  12480.  
  12481. 2929
  12482. 01:54:20,603 --> 01:54:23,772
  12483. I don't care what kind of car
  12484. you drive. I just need you.
  12485.  
  12486. 2930
  12487. 01:54:23,940 --> 01:54:26,608
  12488. Please? I'm sorry.
  12489.  
  12490. 2931
  12491. 01:54:30,280 --> 01:54:32,489
  12492. I think ultimately we want
  12493. different things.
  12494.  
  12495. 2932
  12496. 01:54:32,657 --> 01:54:33,866
  12497. No.
  12498.  
  12499. 2933
  12500. 01:54:34,617 --> 01:54:35,951
  12501. I disagree.
  12502.  
  12503. 2934
  12504. 01:54:37,954 --> 01:54:40,664
  12505. I think we want the exact same thing.
  12506.  
  12507. 2935
  12508. 01:54:42,041 --> 01:54:43,500
  12509. What's that?
  12510.  
  12511. 2936
  12512. 01:54:44,586 --> 01:54:45,919
  12513. Well, first,
  12514.  
  12515. 2937
  12516. 01:54:47,297 --> 01:54:50,132
  12517. I would like to have my Chef's
  12518. Special, hold the pork.
  12519.  
  12520. 2938
  12521. 01:54:58,683 --> 01:55:03,896
  12522. ♪ Baby, tonight's the night I let you know
  12523.  
  12524. 2939
  12525. 01:55:03,980 --> 01:55:07,065
  12526. ♪ Baby, tonight's the night
  12527. we lose control ♪
  12528.  
  12529. 2940
  12530. 01:55:07,150 --> 01:55:08,317
  12531. (CHEERING)
  12532.  
  12533. 2941
  12534. 01:55:09,444 --> 01:55:12,029
  12535. Go, Dom! All right, come on,
  12536. man, that's enough kissing.
  12537.  
  12538. 2942
  12539. 01:55:12,113 --> 01:55:13,238
  12540. Grab her ass or something.
  12541.  
  12542. 2943
  12543. 01:55:13,323 --> 01:55:14,364
  12544. That's my girl!
  12545.  
  12546. 2944
  12547. 01:55:14,449 --> 01:55:17,117
  12548. Show me something, God! Give me something
  12549. to think about tonight.
  12550.  
  12551. 2945
  12552. 01:55:17,243 --> 01:55:18,577
  12553. You know I haven't had much sex.
  12554.  
  12555. 2946
  12556. 01:55:18,661 --> 01:55:20,245
  12557. Me and Gail ain't really doing
  12558. it like we used to.
  12559.  
  12560. 2947
  12561. 01:55:20,413 --> 01:55:21,747
  12562. Really, Cedric?
  12563.  
  12564. 2948
  12565. 01:55:21,915 --> 01:55:22,873
  12566. Come on, now.
  12567.  
  12568. 2949
  12569. 01:55:22,957 --> 01:55:24,791
  12570. Get your little ass over here, now!
  12571.  
  12572. 2950
  12573. 01:55:24,959 --> 01:55:26,168
  12574. Hey, Gail, I was talking...
  12575.  
  12576. 2951
  12577. 01:55:26,336 --> 01:55:28,503
  12578. ZEKE: Pull your pants up, Cedric!
  12579.  
  12580. 2952
  12581. 01:55:31,049 --> 01:55:32,799
  12582. (CEDRIC SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)
  12583.  
  12584. 2953
  12585. 01:55:34,135 --> 01:55:35,928
  12586. I'll get the guy in the purple.
  12587.  
  12588. 2954
  12589. 01:55:36,095 --> 01:55:38,013
  12590. Hi, I'm Bennett. Use our ball?
  12591.  
  12592. 2955
  12593. 01:55:40,058 --> 01:55:42,059
  12594. I'll see you on the court! Save it...
  12595.  
  12596. 2956
  12597. 01:55:42,143 --> 01:55:43,268
  12598. Save it for the game, though!
  12599.  
  12600. 2957
  12601. 01:55:43,436 --> 01:55:45,270
  12602. LISA: Listen, little man.
  12603. Where's your twin?
  12604.  
  12605. 2958
  12606. 01:55:45,355 --> 01:55:46,605
  12607. You're gonna need somebody
  12608. on your shoulders.
  12609.  
  12610. 2959
  12611. 01:55:46,689 --> 01:55:48,357
  12612. Oh, that's funny. That's real funny.
  12613.  
  12614. 2960
  12615. 01:55:48,441 --> 01:55:50,108
  12616. Let's see if it's funny when
  12617. my balls are on your back!
  12618.  
  12619. 2961
  12620. 01:55:51,819 --> 01:55:53,820
  12621. MAN: Ball's in play. Let's go. Oh, shit.
  12622.  
  12623. 2962
  12624. 01:55:54,322 --> 01:55:55,447
  12625. (CRASHING)
  12626.  
  12627. 2963
  12628. 01:55:55,531 --> 01:55:57,866
  12629. ♪ You said, "Every king
  12630. needs his queen, babe"
  12631.  
  12632. 2964
  12633. 01:55:58,993 --> 01:56:00,577
  12634. ♪ That's why you needed me baby
  12635.  
  12636. 2965
  12637. 01:56:00,662 --> 01:56:02,079
  12638. MAN: Pass the ball, man!
  12639.  
  12640. 2966
  12641. 01:56:02,830 --> 01:56:04,456
  12642. ♪ There was us there was trust
  12643.  
  12644. 2967
  12645. 01:56:04,540 --> 01:56:08,669
  12646. ♪ There was happen and change I know
  12647.  
  12648. 2968
  12649. 01:56:08,753 --> 01:56:11,129
  12650. ♪ Silly you, silly me silly
  12651. us, what a waste
  12652.  
  12653. 2969
  12654. 01:56:11,214 --> 01:56:12,547
  12655. You gonna play some defense?
  12656.  
  12657. 2970
  12658. 01:56:13,841 --> 01:56:15,175
  12659. (GRUNTS) Wait, wait, wait!
  12660.  
  12661. 2971
  12662. 01:56:15,718 --> 01:56:16,843
  12663. Pass!
  12664.  
  12665. 2972
  12666. 01:56:17,929 --> 01:56:19,054
  12667. Huh? Huh?
  12668.  
  12669. 2973
  12670. 01:56:20,598 --> 01:56:22,182
  12671. MAN: Just shoot the ball.
  12672.  
  12673. 2974
  12674. 01:56:23,893 --> 01:56:26,144
  12675. You better get that out of here,
  12676. little man. You all right?
  12677.  
  12678. 2975
  12679. 01:56:26,229 --> 01:56:28,063
  12680. Hey, no making fun.
  12681.  
  12682. 2976
  12683. 01:56:33,111 --> 01:56:34,361
  12684. Good shot.
  12685.  
  12686. 2977
  12687. 01:56:34,612 --> 01:56:36,405
  12688. Good shot? It was!
  12689.  
  12690. 2978
  12691. 01:56:36,572 --> 01:56:38,031
  12692. Bennett, be a man and push him!
  12693.  
  12694. 2979
  12695. 01:56:38,116 --> 01:56:39,199
  12696. It was a good shot.
  12697.  
  12698. 2980
  12699. 01:56:41,703 --> 01:56:46,289
  12700. ♪ Now I'm gonna keep it realer
  12701. with you now than I ever been
  12702.  
  12703. 2981
  12704. 01:56:46,374 --> 01:56:49,209
  12705. ♪ We should have never been
  12706. girl we was better friends
  12707.  
  12708. 2982
  12709. 01:56:49,293 --> 01:56:52,004
  12710. ♪ You didn't have to tell me
  12711. what, where, why and when
  12712.  
  12713. 2983
  12714. 01:56:52,088 --> 01:56:53,839
  12715. ♪ Ooh, why I didn't need it Cause
  12716. you wasn't my girlfriend
  12717.  
  12718. 2984
  12719. 01:56:53,923 --> 01:56:55,257
  12720. Pick on someone your own size, man.
  12721.  
  12722. 2985
  12723. 01:56:55,675 --> 01:56:57,217
  12724. ♪ We had a good thing
  12725.  
  12726. 2986
  12727. 01:56:57,427 --> 01:56:58,719
  12728. Oh, my knee!
  12729.  
  12730. 2987
  12731. 01:56:58,886 --> 01:57:00,345
  12732. ♪ Ooh give me that good thing
  12733.  
  12734. 2988
  12735. 01:57:00,430 --> 01:57:01,513
  12736. ♪ Then after we was finished
  12737.  
  12738. 2989
  12739. 01:57:01,597 --> 01:57:04,016
  12740. ♪ You go your way I go
  12741. my way it was whatever
  12742.  
  12743. 2990
  12744. 01:57:04,100 --> 01:57:05,892
  12745. ♪ Tell me what in the hell makes...
  12746.  
  12747. 2991
  12748. 01:57:06,519 --> 01:57:08,020
  12749. Hey, hey, hey!
  12750.  
  12751. 2992
  12752. 01:57:08,271 --> 01:57:09,813
  12753. Man, you better calm down.
  12754.  
  12755. 2993
  12756. 01:57:09,981 --> 01:57:11,898
  12757. He put his balls on my head.
  12758.  
  12759. 2994
  12760. 01:57:12,775 --> 01:57:17,404
  12761. ♪ But in love, love, love ♪
  12762.  
  12763. 2995
  12764. 01:57:17,488 --> 01:57:18,989
  12765. Where's my help on defense?
  12766.  
  12767. 2996
  12768. 01:57:22,827 --> 01:57:23,952
  12769. Get out of here!
  12770.  
  12771. 2997
  12772. 01:57:26,164 --> 01:57:27,372
  12773. Bennett! Jeremy!
  12774.  
  12775. 2998
  12776. 01:57:27,457 --> 01:57:28,749
  12777. I'm trying to get my ball back!
  12778.  
  12779. 2999
  12780. 01:57:28,833 --> 01:57:30,208
  12781. Can I have the ball, please?
  12782.  
  12783. 3000
  12784. 01:57:30,293 --> 01:57:32,210
  12785. Just let them keep it. Let them keep it.
  12786.  
  12787. 3001
  12788. 01:57:33,421 --> 01:57:35,005
  12789. Thanks, you guys! Go get that.
  12790.  
  12791. 3002
  12792. 01:57:35,173 --> 01:57:37,174
  12793. Hey, we play here every Thursday.
  12794.  
  12795. 3003
  12796. 01:57:37,341 --> 01:57:39,009
  12797. That wasn't that bad.
  12798.  
  12799. 3004
  12800. 01:57:39,177 --> 01:57:40,552
  12801. Think about it.
  12802.  
  12803. 3005
  12804. 01:57:41,512 --> 01:57:42,846
  12805. Well, I think it was a good time.
  12806.  
  12807. 3006
  12808. 01:57:42,930 --> 01:57:45,265
  12809. It's all about the exercise, guys.
  12810.  
  12811. 3007
  12812. 01:57:46,350 --> 01:57:48,769
  12813. ♪ Ain't this what you came for
  12814.  
  12815. 3008
  12816. 01:57:49,270 --> 01:57:51,104
  12817. ♪ Don't you wish you came more?
  12818.  
  12819. 3009
  12820. 01:57:51,981 --> 01:57:53,899
  12821. ♪ Girl what you're playing for?
  12822.  
  12823. 3010
  12824. 01:57:55,359 --> 01:57:56,943
  12825. ♪ Come on
  12826.  
  12827. 3011
  12828. 01:57:57,028 --> 01:57:58,945
  12829. ♪ Come on, let me kiss that
  12830.  
  12831. 3012
  12832. 01:57:59,739 --> 01:58:02,240
  12833. ♪ Ooh, I know you miss that
  12834.  
  12835. 3013
  12836. 01:58:02,325 --> 01:58:05,660
  12837. ♪ What's wrong? Let me fix that Twist that
  12838.  
  12839. 3014
  12840. 01:58:05,995 --> 01:58:11,208
  12841. ♪ Baby, tonight's the night I let you know
  12842.  
  12843. 3015
  12844. 01:58:11,292 --> 01:58:16,546
  12845. ♪ Baby, tonight's the
  12846. night we lose control
  12847.  
  12848. 3016
  12849. 01:58:16,631 --> 01:58:22,427
  12850. ♪ Baby tonight, you need that
  12851. tonight, believe that
  12852.  
  12853. 3017
  12854. 01:58:22,512 --> 01:58:28,308
  12855. ♪ Tonight, I'll be the best you ever had
  12856.  
  12857. 3018
  12858. 01:58:29,977 --> 01:58:32,395
  12859. ♪ I don't wanna brag
  12860.  
  12861. 3019
  12862. 01:58:32,480 --> 01:58:34,272
  12863. ♪ But I'll be
  12864.  
  12865. 3020
  12866. 01:58:35,858 --> 01:58:39,778
  12867. ♪ The best you ever had
  12868.  
  12869. 3021
  12870. 01:58:40,530 --> 01:58:42,989
  12871. ♪ I don't wanna brag
  12872.  
  12873. 3022
  12874. 01:58:43,074 --> 01:58:44,991
  12875. ♪ But I'll be
  12876.  
  12877. 3023
  12878. 01:58:46,369 --> 01:58:50,330
  12879. ♪ The best you ever had
  12880.  
  12881. 3024
  12882. 01:58:50,414 --> 01:58:52,916
  12883. ♪ I hit you with the best throw
  12884.  
  12885. 3025
  12886. 01:58:53,000 --> 01:58:55,585
  12887. ♪ Freestyle and the breaststroke
  12888.  
  12889. 3026
  12890. 01:58:55,670 --> 01:58:58,505
  12891. ♪ Till you're blowing cigarette smoke
  12892.  
  12893. 3027
  12894. 01:58:58,589 --> 01:59:01,091
  12895. ♪ And now the bed's broke
  12896.  
  12897. 3028
  12898. 01:59:01,175 --> 01:59:04,261
  12899. ♪ So what we gonna do now?
  12900.  
  12901. 3029
  12902. 01:59:04,345 --> 01:59:06,263
  12903. ♪ Round two now
  12904.  
  12905. 3030
  12906. 01:59:06,347 --> 01:59:08,557
  12907. ♪ Work it out then we cool down
  12908.  
  12909. 3031
  12910. 01:59:08,641 --> 01:59:09,933
  12911. ♪ Cool down
  12912.  
  12913. 3032
  12914. 01:59:10,017 --> 01:59:14,521
  12915. ♪ Baby, tonight's the night I let you know
  12916.  
  12917. 3033
  12918. 01:59:14,605 --> 01:59:15,856
  12919. ♪ Baby, tonight
  12920.  
  12921. 3034
  12922. 01:59:15,940 --> 01:59:20,610
  12923. ♪ Baby, tonight's the
  12924. night we lose control
  12925.  
  12926. 3035
  12927. 01:59:20,695 --> 01:59:23,864
  12928. ♪ Baby, tonight you need that
  12929.  
  12930. 3036
  12931. 01:59:23,948 --> 01:59:26,324
  12932. ♪ Tonight believe that
  12933.  
  12934. 3037
  12935. 01:59:26,409 --> 01:59:32,205
  12936. ♪ Tonight, I'll be the best you ever had
  12937.  
  12938. 3038
  12939. 01:59:33,958 --> 01:59:36,418
  12940. ♪ I don't wanna brag
  12941.  
  12942. 3039
  12943. 01:59:36,502 --> 01:59:38,461
  12944. ♪ But I'll be
  12945.  
  12946. 3040
  12947. 01:59:39,130 --> 01:59:43,675
  12948. ♪ The best you ever had
  12949.  
  12950. 3041
  12951. 01:59:44,594 --> 01:59:47,012
  12952. ♪ I don't wanna brag
  12953.  
  12954. 3042
  12955. 01:59:47,096 --> 01:59:49,472
  12956. ♪ But I'll be
  12957.  
  12958. 3043
  12959. 01:59:50,558 --> 01:59:53,602
  12960. ♪ The best you ever had ♪
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