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- <OzziFoxy> Anyone up for RP?
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- <Gadabout> well
- <Gadabout> it seems no one is
- <Gadabout> ehh
- <Zarya> chirp
- <OzziFoxy> Yip!!!
- <Gadabout> shhhh
- <OzziFoxy> Why?! o3o
- <Gadabout> because D:<
- <Gadabout> I said so
- <OzziFoxy> *whimpers.*
- <Gadabout> :D
- <Gadabout> wahahaaha
- <OzziFoxy> Please! Master may I speak?!
- <Gadabout> master what? :I
- <Gadabout> I am a master of fist
- <OzziFoxy> *looks up at your giant paw.* Aahhh! No! Please!
- <Gadabout> well
- <Gadabout> since you said please
- * Gadabout backs up :I
- <OzziFoxy> Phew! *jumps on your big foot paw and snugs and worships it. giggles.*
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- <Gadabout> I do not have a foot paw
- <Gadabout> get off of me D:<
- <Gadabout> I will punch you
- <Sam-phone> ...Wow, it worked.
- <Gadabout> ello sam
- <OzziFoxy> Nuuuu! You wouldn't punch a fox would you?
- <Sam-phone> Just testing AndroIRC on the new phone.
- <Gadabout> oh I see :o
- <Gadabout> and yes I would >:I
- <OzziFoxy> Eeek! *runs away.*
- <Gadabout> wahahaa >:D
- <Sam-phone> So, Desertskunk, is that you, Kim?
- <Gadabout> desert skunk is kimberly silver yes
- <OzziFoxy> *hides under a fragile building.€
- <Gadabout> actually a basement is the best place to be in a fragile building
- <Gadabout> or just
- <Gadabout> not in a fragile building :I
- <OzziFoxy> It's just RP dude. XD
- <Gadabout> of course of course >:I
- * Gadabout does not do anything that could collapse the building :I
- <OzziFoxy> What animal are you again?
- <Gadabout> son, did you just call me an animal? 8I
- <OzziFoxy> Umm... Species? *smiles nervously.*
- <Gadabout> I am a... gadabout :I
- <OzziFoxy> I don't know what that is!!!!! A monster?
- <Gadabout> why yes my dear boy B[
- <Gadabout> I am a monster
- <SemiFurry> lol
- <OzziFoxy> And you're a huge one! Ahhh! Please don't eat me!
- <Gadabout> very well :I
- <Gadabout> I will not eat you
- <Gadabout> ...why on earth would I do that anyway, good lord man >:I
- <SemiFurry> It's okay. Gad doesn't eat things, he punches them
- <SemiFurry> It's how he gains energy
- <Gadabout> heck yea >:I
- * Gadabout pounds fists together
- <OzziFoxy> Idk. He's big and scary. He could easily do it for a snack.
- <Gadabout> I could :I
- <Gadabout> but chances are you dont taste nearly as good as cheetos
- <OzziFoxy> *covers ears at the loud pound.
- <Gadabout> you need ear plugs boy? :I
- <OzziFoxy> You're very loud. I can't handle your paws.
- * Gadabout whispers, "well sorry, is this better for your baby ears? D:<"
- <OzziFoxy> I'm not a baby! Just don't be so loud with those mighty paws of yours. I think I heard a few glasses break due to the sound.
- <Gadabout> oh ho ho WELL NOW
- <Gadabout> are you saying Im FAT?
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- <OzziFoxy> Noooo! No! Absolutely not! There's a difference between huge and fat. *ears go down submissively.*
- <Gadabout> oh good :I
- <Gadabout> you better not be
- <Gadabout> Id punch you
- <OzziFoxy> Nuuuu! *braces self.* Don't hurt a cute tiny fox! Meany
- <Gadabout> well I wont >:o
- <Gadabout> you took it back
- <Gadabout> so theres no need to punch you :I
- <OzziFoxy> Oki. *goes next to your feet and feels you.*
- * Gadabout steps away, "Boy, what did I say about touching me? D:<"
- <OzziFoxy> But you're so huge and interesting. It's hard not to investigate.
- <Gadabout> well its hard
- <Gadabout> but not impossible D:<
- <Gadabout> control yourself >:I
- <OzziFoxy> *whimpers.*
- <Gadabout> whaaat? :I
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- <OzziFoxy> Pleeeeaaaasseee? You look kinda cuddly.
- <Gadabout> well I assure you
- <Gadabout> I am not cuddly :I
- <Gadabout> at all
- <OzziFoxy> (Is your character furry, scaly or something else?)
- <Gadabout> ...lets go with something else :I
- <OzziFoxy> Like what?!?!
- <Gadabout> Im not telling :D
- <OzziFoxy> Why?! You're such a tease.
- <Gadabout> Im a tease? D:<
- <Gadabout> no no
- <Gadabout> Im being SECRETIVE
- <OzziFoxy> You're teasing me right now. You won't tell me.
- <Gadabout> well yes, I wont tell you >:o
- <Gadabout> but I aint teasin >:I
- <Gadabout> that implies Ill tell you later
- <OzziFoxy> Meany
- <Gadabout> wahahaha >:D
- <OzziFoxy> *starts crawling up your leg.* :D
- <Gadabout> ah D:
- <Gadabout> AAAAH
- * Gadabout flails
- <OzziFoxy> Hehehe!
- <OzziFoxy> Little bug on you buddy? *makes it up to your torso.*
- <Gadabout> AAAUGH
- * Gadabout sets himself on fire D:<
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- <OzziFoxy> *jumps off and lands into a convenient puddle.*
- * Gadabout remains on fire, flails away D:<
- <OzziFoxy> Nuuuu! Come back ya flamin monster! *giggles.* You're too fun! :D
- <Gadabout> no D:<
- <Gadabout> Im too much on fire
- * Gadabout dives into a pool
- <OzziFoxy> *gets splashed by the tidal wave.* Hehe! You set yourself on fire dummy! *giggles.* :D why would you do that to yourself?
- <Gadabout> because you were on me D:<
- <Gadabout> I had to get you off
- <OzziFoxy> Hehe! Awwwww poor Gaddy! Big guy scared of a wittle fox?!?!
- <Gadabout> Im not scared of you >:I
- <Gadabout> I can beat you up easy
- <Hank> Is it like I could beat you up easy? That easy?
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- <Gadabout> yes D:<
- <Gadabout> precisely that easy
- <OzziFoxy> Really?! You're not scared? *approaches you again, holding out my paw to touch you.*
- <Hank> Oh wow that's real easy.
- * Hank squints, "Just how tiny is Ozzi?"
- <Gadabout> super easy :I
- * Gadabout punches ozzy into hank
- * Hank has no idea where Oz is, going to assume somewhere in his toes knowing Gad.
- <OzziFoxy> *yelps and lands on Hank.* Ooooh! Hey big guy!
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- <Hank> Hello.
- <OzziFoxy> Hehe! I'm a tiny fox! I'm about as big as half your foot.
- <Hank> Ah but I'm very very tall, you see.
- <OzziFoxy> Gaddy doesn't want me touching him for some reason.
- <OzziFoxy> (What animal is your character Hank?)
- <Gadabout> of course >:I
- <Gadabout> you must not touch me
- <Hank> And Gadabout is about as tall as one half my paw's length. So you must be very very tiny to me.
- * Hank is a wolfman, of the grey variety
- <Gadabout> why must you speak of your foot? >:I
- <OzziFoxy> But you punched me and it really hurt! *whimpers and snuggles myself into Hank's warm furry chest.*
- <Gadabout> Ill punch you more >:I
- <Hank> Well I mean that's how he described his height.
- <OzziFoxy> Nuuuuu! Why can't you be a nice macro?!
- <Gadabout> bah :I
- <Hank> It's not like I look for any excuse I can get to talk about my paws while in your presence, Gadabout.
- <Hank> Don't be silly
- <Hank> (You find them for me)
- <Gadabout> >:I
- <Gadabout> of course
- <Gadabout> its what I do best after all
- <Gadabout> its my job
- <Hank> How noble.
- * Hank sets Ozzi back down on the ground
- <OzziFoxy> *hides in Hank's fur from Gad.*
- <Gadabout> why yes
- <OzziFoxy> *yelps.*
- * Hank taps Gadabout on the head with a toe, then bounds off into the great wide open once more
- <Gadabout> I am most noble
- * Gadabout falls over
- <Gadabout> DAMN YOU HAAAANK
- <OzziFoxy> No! Hank! Don't leave me with Gad. He'll pinch me more. :(
- <OzziFoxy> *punch
- <Gadabout> I will :D
- <Gadabout> a lot :D
- <Hank> Oh yes, Gadabout.
- <Hank> Do play nice.
- <Hank> And/or I shall toe you more.
- <Gadabout> well Ill have you know
- <Gadabout> I have a good counter to your toe
- <OzziFoxy> *crawls up Hank's toe.*
- * Hank is going off to sleep, Ozzi
- <Gadabout> sleep well
- <Hank> Goodnight.
- <OzziFoxy> Eeek! *quickly jumps off his toe and on to Gads head.*
- <Gadabout> AUGH D:<
- * Gadabout throws ozzy off his head D:<
- <OzziFoxy> Nnuuuuuu! *thuds on the ground.* I think you broke something! ;(
- <Gadabout> oh :I
- <Gadabout> do you need me to take you to a hospital?
- <OzziFoxy> Mmmmmmhhhhmmmmmm! *nods with a pouty face.* Carry me!
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- <Gadabout> :I
- <Gadabout> well sure
- * Gadabout puts on a rubber a glove, carries ozzy to a hospital
- <OzziFoxy> Holds out arms!
- <OzziFoxy> Hhrrrrrrmmmmm!!!!! *makes a cwanky face.* Damn it! I'm not really broken!
- <Gadabout> oh :I
- * Gadabout drops ozzy :I
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- <OzziFoxy> Can't you be a nice macro?
- <Gadabout> heck no D:<
- <Gadabout> GRRR
- <OzziFoxy> *jumps at the growl.*
- <Gadabout> hah :D
- <OzziFoxy> It's not funny! Fatty!
- <Gadabout> D:<
- <Gadabout> you wanna get punched again?
- <OzziFoxy> Nuuuuu! They really hurt! Please!!!
- <Gadabout> then you hush up D:<
- <OzziFoxy> One question! What are you even doing in town mr Gad?! You're really huge! You wolf fit in any of these buildings.
- <Gadabout> Im not huge >:I
- <Gadabout> Im 6ft you fool >:I
- <OzziFoxy> But... The buildings around me are fitted to my size. *gasp.* are you saying that I'm a micro and this is a micro town?!?!?! D:
- <Gadabout> oh
- <Gadabout> probably :I
- <Gadabout> I should get out of there then
- * Gadabout leaves town
- <OzziFoxy> *follows you like I'm your pet.*
- <Gadabout> go away D:<
- <Gadabout> or Ill punch you back to town
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- <OzziFoxy> But I like you! *giggles.*
- <Gadabout> but why? D:<
- <Gadabout> Ive done nothing but beat you up
- <OzziFoxy> But you're hot! And you're cuddly! I wanna be your pet!
- <Gadabout> D:<
- <Gadabout> Im not cuddly
- <Gadabout> Im the opposite of cuddly
- <Gadabout> you may not be my pet
- <OzziFoxy> *whimpers.*
- <Gadabout> >:I
- <OzziFoxy> Please?! I'm a lost soul looking for somewhere to live.
- <Gadabout> then live in the micro city D:<
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- <OzziFoxy> No one in there will take me! D;
- <Gadabout> :I
- <Gadabout> why not? >:I
- <Gadabout> what did you do? D:<
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- <Zarya> skreeeee
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