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  1. * Rainier[500ftJaguar] has quit (Ping timeout: 186 seconds)
  2. <OzziFoxy> Anyone up for RP?
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  4. * Rainier[500ftJaguar]_ has quit (Quit: For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.)
  5. * Kiri has quit (Quit: Who is the real you? The mask you wear for others or the person beneath it?)
  6. <Gadabout> well
  7. <Gadabout> it seems no one is
  8. <Gadabout> ehh
  9. <Zarya> chirp
  10. <OzziFoxy> Yip!!!
  11. <Gadabout> shhhh
  12. <OzziFoxy> Why?! o3o
  13. <Gadabout> because D:<
  14. <Gadabout> I said so
  15. <OzziFoxy> *whimpers.*
  16. <Gadabout> :D
  17. <Gadabout> wahahaaha
  18. <OzziFoxy> Please! Master may I speak?!
  19. <Gadabout> master what? :I
  20. <Gadabout> I am a master of fist
  21. <OzziFoxy> *looks up at your giant paw.* Aahhh! No! Please!
  22. <Gadabout> well
  23. <Gadabout> since you said please
  24. * Gadabout backs up :I
  25. <OzziFoxy> Phew! *jumps on your big foot paw and snugs and worships it. giggles.*
  26. * Sam-phone (androirc@stomped-flat-at-B0402E40.hstntx.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #bigfurs
  27. <Gadabout> I do not have a foot paw
  28. <Gadabout> get off of me D:<
  29. <Gadabout> I will punch you
  30. <Sam-phone> ...Wow, it worked.
  31. <Gadabout> ello sam
  32. <OzziFoxy> Nuuuu! You wouldn't punch a fox would you?
  33. <Sam-phone> Just testing AndroIRC on the new phone.
  34. <Gadabout> oh I see :o
  35. <Gadabout> and yes I would >:I
  36. <OzziFoxy> Eeek! *runs away.*
  37. <Gadabout> wahahaa >:D
  38. <Sam-phone> So, Desertskunk, is that you, Kim?
  39. <Gadabout> desert skunk is kimberly silver yes
  40. <OzziFoxy> *hides under a fragile building.€
  41. <Gadabout> actually a basement is the best place to be in a fragile building
  42. <Gadabout> or just
  43. <Gadabout> not in a fragile building :I
  44. <OzziFoxy> It's just RP dude. XD
  45. <Gadabout> of course of course >:I
  46. * Gadabout does not do anything that could collapse the building :I
  47. <OzziFoxy> What animal are you again?
  48. <Gadabout> son, did you just call me an animal? 8I
  49. <OzziFoxy> Umm... Species? *smiles nervously.*
  50. <Gadabout> I am a... gadabout :I
  51. <OzziFoxy> I don't know what that is!!!!! A monster?
  52. <Gadabout> why yes my dear boy B[
  53. <Gadabout> I am a monster
  54. <SemiFurry> lol
  55. <OzziFoxy> And you're a huge one! Ahhh! Please don't eat me!
  56. <Gadabout> very well :I
  57. <Gadabout> I will not eat you
  58. <Gadabout> ...why on earth would I do that anyway, good lord man >:I
  59. <SemiFurry> It's okay. Gad doesn't eat things, he punches them
  60. <SemiFurry> It's how he gains energy
  61. <Gadabout> heck yea >:I
  62. * Gadabout pounds fists together
  63. <OzziFoxy> Idk. He's big and scary. He could easily do it for a snack.
  64. <Gadabout> I could :I
  65. <Gadabout> but chances are you dont taste nearly as good as cheetos
  66. <OzziFoxy> *covers ears at the loud pound.
  67. <Gadabout> you need ear plugs boy? :I
  68. <OzziFoxy> You're very loud. I can't handle your paws.
  69. * Gadabout whispers, "well sorry, is this better for your baby ears? D:<"
  70. <OzziFoxy> I'm not a baby! Just don't be so loud with those mighty paws of yours. I think I heard a few glasses break due to the sound.
  71. <Gadabout> oh ho ho WELL NOW
  72. <Gadabout> are you saying Im FAT?
  73. * Cuon has quit (Quit: Nettalk6 - www.ntalk.de)
  74. <OzziFoxy> Noooo! No! Absolutely not! There's a difference between huge and fat. *ears go down submissively.*
  75. <Gadabout> oh good :I
  76. <Gadabout> you better not be
  77. <Gadabout> Id punch you
  78. <OzziFoxy> Nuuuu! *braces self.* Don't hurt a cute tiny fox! Meany
  79. <Gadabout> well I wont >:o
  80. <Gadabout> you took it back
  81. <Gadabout> so theres no need to punch you :I
  82. <OzziFoxy> Oki. *goes next to your feet and feels you.*
  83. * Gadabout steps away, "Boy, what did I say about touching me? D:<"
  84. <OzziFoxy> But you're so huge and interesting. It's hard not to investigate.
  85. <Gadabout> well its hard
  86. <Gadabout> but not impossible D:<
  87. <Gadabout> control yourself >:I
  88. <OzziFoxy> *whimpers.*
  89. <Gadabout> whaaat? :I
  90. * Sam-phone has quit (Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com ))
  91. <OzziFoxy> Pleeeeaaaasseee? You look kinda cuddly.
  92. <Gadabout> well I assure you
  93. <Gadabout> I am not cuddly :I
  94. <Gadabout> at all
  95. <OzziFoxy> (Is your character furry, scaly or something else?)
  96. <Gadabout> ...lets go with something else :I
  97. <OzziFoxy> Like what?!?!
  98. <Gadabout> Im not telling :D
  99. <OzziFoxy> Why?! You're such a tease.
  100. <Gadabout> Im a tease? D:<
  101. <Gadabout> no no
  102. <Gadabout> Im being SECRETIVE
  103. <OzziFoxy> You're teasing me right now. You won't tell me.
  104. <Gadabout> well yes, I wont tell you >:o
  105. <Gadabout> but I aint teasin >:I
  106. <Gadabout> that implies Ill tell you later
  107. <OzziFoxy> Meany
  108. <Gadabout> wahahaha >:D
  109. <OzziFoxy> *starts crawling up your leg.* :D
  110. <Gadabout> ah D:
  111. <Gadabout> AAAAH
  112. * Gadabout flails
  113. <OzziFoxy> Hehehe!
  114. <OzziFoxy> Little bug on you buddy? *makes it up to your torso.*
  115. <Gadabout> AAAUGH
  116. * Gadabout sets himself on fire D:<
  117. * Damos has quit (Quit: Don't Blink)
  118. <OzziFoxy> *jumps off and lands into a convenient puddle.*
  119. * Gadabout remains on fire, flails away D:<
  120. <OzziFoxy> Nuuuu! Come back ya flamin monster! *giggles.* You're too fun! :D
  121. <Gadabout> no D:<
  122. <Gadabout> Im too much on fire
  123. * Gadabout dives into a pool
  124. <OzziFoxy> *gets splashed by the tidal wave.* Hehe! You set yourself on fire dummy! *giggles.* :D why would you do that to yourself?
  125. <Gadabout> because you were on me D:<
  126. <Gadabout> I had to get you off
  127. <OzziFoxy> Hehe! Awwwww poor Gaddy! Big guy scared of a wittle fox?!?!
  128. <Gadabout> Im not scared of you >:I
  129. <Gadabout> I can beat you up easy
  130. <Hank> Is it like I could beat you up easy? That easy?
  131. * Trixx has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  132. <Gadabout> yes D:<
  133. <Gadabout> precisely that easy
  134. <OzziFoxy> Really?! You're not scared? *approaches you again, holding out my paw to touch you.*
  135. <Hank> Oh wow that's real easy.
  136. * Hank squints, "Just how tiny is Ozzi?"
  137. <Gadabout> super easy :I
  138. * Gadabout punches ozzy into hank
  139. * Hank has no idea where Oz is, going to assume somewhere in his toes knowing Gad.
  140. <OzziFoxy> *yelps and lands on Hank.* Ooooh! Hey big guy!
  141. * March (March-drag@stomped-flat-at-17AA83F4.no.shawcable.net) has joined #bigfurs
  142. <Hank> Hello.
  143. <OzziFoxy> Hehe! I'm a tiny fox! I'm about as big as half your foot.
  144. <Hank> Ah but I'm very very tall, you see.
  145. <OzziFoxy> Gaddy doesn't want me touching him for some reason.
  146. <OzziFoxy> (What animal is your character Hank?)
  147. <Gadabout> of course >:I
  148. <Gadabout> you must not touch me
  149. <Hank> And Gadabout is about as tall as one half my paw's length. So you must be very very tiny to me.
  150. * Hank is a wolfman, of the grey variety
  151. <Gadabout> why must you speak of your foot? >:I
  152. <OzziFoxy> But you punched me and it really hurt! *whimpers and snuggles myself into Hank's warm furry chest.*
  153. <Gadabout> Ill punch you more >:I
  154. <Hank> Well I mean that's how he described his height.
  155. <OzziFoxy> Nuuuuu! Why can't you be a nice macro?!
  156. <Gadabout> bah :I
  157. <Hank> It's not like I look for any excuse I can get to talk about my paws while in your presence, Gadabout.
  158. <Hank> Don't be silly
  159. <Hank> (You find them for me)
  160. <Gadabout> >:I
  161. <Gadabout> of course
  162. <Gadabout> its what I do best after all
  163. <Gadabout> its my job
  164. <Hank> How noble.
  165. * Hank sets Ozzi back down on the ground
  166. <OzziFoxy> *hides in Hank's fur from Gad.*
  167. <Gadabout> why yes
  168. <OzziFoxy> *yelps.*
  169. * Hank taps Gadabout on the head with a toe, then bounds off into the great wide open once more
  170. <Gadabout> I am most noble
  171. * Gadabout falls over
  172. <Gadabout> DAMN YOU HAAAANK
  173. <OzziFoxy> No! Hank! Don't leave me with Gad. He'll pinch me more. :(
  174. <OzziFoxy> *punch
  175. <Gadabout> I will :D
  176. <Gadabout> a lot :D
  177. <Hank> Oh yes, Gadabout.
  178. <Hank> Do play nice.
  179. <Hank> And/or I shall toe you more.
  180. <Gadabout> well Ill have you know
  181. <Gadabout> I have a good counter to your toe
  182. <OzziFoxy> *crawls up Hank's toe.*
  183. * Hank is going off to sleep, Ozzi
  184. <Gadabout> sleep well
  185. <Hank> Goodnight.
  186. <OzziFoxy> Eeek! *quickly jumps off his toe and on to Gads head.*
  187. <Gadabout> AUGH D:<
  188. * Gadabout throws ozzy off his head D:<
  189. <OzziFoxy> Nnuuuuuu! *thuds on the ground.* I think you broke something! ;(
  190. <Gadabout> oh :I
  191. <Gadabout> do you need me to take you to a hospital?
  192. <OzziFoxy> Mmmmmmhhhhmmmmmm! *nods with a pouty face.* Carry me!
  193. * OzziFoxy has quit (Quit: Page closed)
  194. * OzziFoxy (bfwebchat@stomped-flat-at-68AF097D.lnk.telstra.net) has joined #bigfurs
  195. <Gadabout> :I
  196. <Gadabout> well sure
  197. * Gadabout puts on a rubber a glove, carries ozzy to a hospital
  198. <OzziFoxy> Holds out arms!
  199. <OzziFoxy> Hhrrrrrrmmmmm!!!!! *makes a cwanky face.* Damn it! I'm not really broken!
  200. <Gadabout> oh :I
  201. * Gadabout drops ozzy :I
  202. * Thorn has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  203. <OzziFoxy> Can't you be a nice macro?
  204. <Gadabout> heck no D:<
  205. <Gadabout> GRRR
  206. <OzziFoxy> *jumps at the growl.*
  207. <Gadabout> hah :D
  208. <OzziFoxy> It's not funny! Fatty!
  209. <Gadabout> D:<
  210. <Gadabout> you wanna get punched again?
  211. <OzziFoxy> Nuuuuu! They really hurt! Please!!!
  212. <Gadabout> then you hush up D:<
  213. <OzziFoxy> One question! What are you even doing in town mr Gad?! You're really huge! You wolf fit in any of these buildings.
  214. <Gadabout> Im not huge >:I
  215. <Gadabout> Im 6ft you fool >:I
  216. <OzziFoxy> But... The buildings around me are fitted to my size. *gasp.* are you saying that I'm a micro and this is a micro town?!?!?! D:
  217. <Gadabout> oh
  218. <Gadabout> probably :I
  219. <Gadabout> I should get out of there then
  220. * Gadabout leaves town
  221. <OzziFoxy> *follows you like I'm your pet.*
  222. <Gadabout> go away D:<
  223. <Gadabout> or Ill punch you back to town
  224. * NeoVid has quit (Ping timeout: 181 seconds)
  225. <OzziFoxy> But I like you! *giggles.*
  226. <Gadabout> but why? D:<
  227. <Gadabout> Ive done nothing but beat you up
  228. <OzziFoxy> But you're hot! And you're cuddly! I wanna be your pet!
  229. <Gadabout> D:<
  230. <Gadabout> Im not cuddly
  231. <Gadabout> Im the opposite of cuddly
  232. <Gadabout> you may not be my pet
  233. <OzziFoxy> *whimpers.*
  234. <Gadabout> >:I
  235. <OzziFoxy> Please?! I'm a lost soul looking for somewhere to live.
  236. <Gadabout> then live in the micro city D:<
  237. * OzziFoxy has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
  238. * OzziFoxy (bfwebchat@stomped-flat-at-68AF097D.lnk.telstra.net) has joined #bigfurs
  239. <OzziFoxy> No one in there will take me! D;
  240. <Gadabout> :I
  241. <Gadabout> why not? >:I
  242. <Gadabout> what did you do? D:<
  243. * OzziFoxy has quit (Ping timeout: 181 seconds)
  244. <Zarya> skreeeee
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