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Best Friends Play Dark Souls 'Pat is wrong' Tally

Dec 31st, 2016
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  1. Chapter IV: DEEP
  2.  
  3. "Lizard ahead"
  4. Pat: That's a lie
  5.  
  6. Pat: "The baby fires can only get to 10."
  7. Every fire can get to at least 20 with Rite of Kindling.
  8.  
  9. Pat: ""There's an item you can get by shooting 200 arrows at something tail. That's the ONLY way to get it. It is game-breakingly good."
  10.  
  11. Pat: "The door you couldn't open goes there. There's a speedrunning jump technique that gets you there and lets you skip huge amounts of the game."
  12. He's talking about the little balcony you can see from the bomb platform. The one with the Blue Tearstone Ring. The one guarded by the Black Knight. The one they are going to stumble on literally FIVE FUCKING MINUTES FROM NOW.
  13.  
  14. "You still need a smithy to get to +15"
  15.  
  16. "The game came out in 2011, not in 2009 as Pat would have you believe."
  17.  
  18. "You will finish the game at 55"
  19.  
  20. Chapter V: BIG EXPECTATIONS
  21.  
  22. -Killing the Undead Merchant is the only way to get the Uchigatana
  23. -Shooting the tail off the Drake takes half an hour
  24. -You don't need stats for the Drake sword
  25.  
  26. Chapter IX: DAMP
  27.  
  28. -"He [Moonlight Butterfly] only has those two moves."
  29.  
  30. Chapter XI: DRAKE
  31.  
  32. -"Last time this [Altar of Sunlight] was a covenant thing, but I guess it's not this time around." Pat: "Nope."
  33.  
  34. Chapter XII: P O I S E B O Y Z
  35.  
  36. -20:15 "You never put it [Moonlight Butterfly Soul] away."
  37. -21:55 "Honestly, fall damage should do more to you if you're wearing heavy armor."
  38.  
  39. CHAPTER XVIII - Prolapse
  40.  
  41. -"the level cap is 60" 17:12 "the cap is 60" 17:18 "so you have 26 to go"
  42.  
  43. CHAPTER XXI
  44.  
  45. -16:45 "They're [the mosquitoes] never going to stop, ever."
  46.  
  47. CHAPTER XXVI - The Fall
  48.  
  49. -14:06 "Hey, do yourself a favor. Kill yourself and throw yourself off this cliff. Eh, just trust me."
  50.  
  51. CHAPTER XLV
  52.  
  53. -missing Kaathe's exposition on the truth about "linking the flame" is not as important story wise as seeing a small, half second long difference in Sif's boss intro?
  54. -"this is the lowest point in the game" okay he's learni- "below this(ash lake) is demon's ruins"
  55. -wrong about rating messages. You do press back to rate them. You just have to open the message up first by reading and then press back while the dialogue box is still open.
  56.  
  57. CHAPTER XLVII
  58.  
  59. -"The GameCube is blue." [Woolie is wrong BONUS]
  60. -"No other covenant is gonna ask me for a bunch of humanity, I assume?"
  61. "Nope, the Chaos Covenant's the only one."
  62.  
  63. CHAPTER XLIX
  64.  
  65. -Using a transient curse gives you an icon to indicate whether it is active or not
  66.  
  67. CHAPTER LXII
  68.  
  69. -Pat: He's got a lot to say
  70. Gough 2 nanoseconds later: "There is little to be said"
  71. -"He's either the first human being, or the Furtive Pygmy."
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