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Ooky

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  1. (:Note: {} is for Ooky'a spoken word, [] is for Quentin's)
  2. Not a dream not a hoax,
  3. not an imaginary story!
  4. Not a curse, not a vex
  5. Not grimdark and gory!
  6.  
  7. I can scuttle to your minds
  8. Like the spiders in your dreams
  9. And Slip upon the banana rinds
  10. Of my convoluted schemes…
  11.  
  12. Oh Insanity!
  13. Oh inhumanity!
  14. It’s a bird, it’s a planet-destroying
  15. It’s batshit insane!
  16. It’s meeeeeeeeee!
  17.  
  18. And I bring you the drama!
  19. I bring you the cheer!
  20. I bring you the hope!
  21. But mostly not fear!
  22. {Well, maybe a little}
  23.  
  24. And I’m as proud as heck to say!
  25. I’m here about to stay!
  26. I’m the magician Ooky-Spook-y!
  27. Darlings, you’re gonna love me!
  28.  
  29. [Wait, who the hell are you?!]
  30. {And now gentles, ladiesmen, and assorted drinks, here with my lovely assistant… Wait a minute, I’m the lovely assistant, so it’s my job to introduce!]
  31. Tonight’s not the greatest show on earth huh?
  32. Well then we’ll go beyond!
  33. Hold on to your hats dear peoples
  34. If they fall down, they will abscond!
  35.  
  36. Beyond the aether’s wondering,
  37. The universe for us to explore!
  38. So for the next hair-past-a-freckle,
  39. Like a beetle we will soar!
  40.  
  41. {Beetles? Eagles? Whatever!}
  42.  
  43. I bring you the drama!
  44. I bring you the cheer!
  45. I bring you the hope!
  46. But mostly not fear!
  47. {Apportation tends to do that you know}
  48.  
  49. And I’m as proud as heck to say!
  50. I’m here about to stay!
  51. I’m the magician Ooky-Spook-y!
  52. Darlings, you’re gonna love me!
  53. {So, Hiya folks! Any volunteers?! Yes, No, Yanno? Well, then, how about our lovely not-assistant, what were they going to do next?!}
  54. [Alright, I’ll play along. For now]
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