A personal appeal from Sam Dodrill, Co-Author of Tweets In Your Pants.

	We at Tweets In Your Pants want to deliever you the highest quality and frequency of tweets with "in your pants" appended to it.  Remember, until we made this service, you have to suffer through reading tweets in their original, unedited, mostly pants-free format.

	In order for us to deliever you the tweets in their highest quality, we need an SSL Certificate.  This would allow you ensure that the tweets you see are in fact of the highest quality, and that they are not being altered by some poser trying to pass off as us.  I mean, how totally <i>lame</i> would that be?  We can make our own; hell it's one command.  But then it would make your browser absoutely <b>FREAK OUT</b>, which would <b>FREAK YOU OUT</b>, and we would lose your valuable patronage and laughter.

	If you have an old certificate laying around that you do not use anymore, we would be glad to take it from you.  Anything helps, even drawings on or about strawberries.  Why strawberries?  Because they rule, that's why.

	Now he has me on the floor under the sink with a rusty wrench fixing the faucet in your pants.  Typing like this is nothing if not difficult.  My keyboard is getting coated in rust.  Hurry, there is not much time before there is more rust than me.

	Please, let us pipe the lulz to you before I get teatnus! (Oh, and hey, at least it's not something absurd like a spaceship, but that would be cool too).