#!bin/bash

echo "Hello, what's your name?"

read "name"

echo ""$name"? That sucks. I'm going to call you............"
name="Gay "$name""
echo ""$name". That fits you much better."

echo "Hello "$name". How old are you?"
read "age"

if
    (("$age">"30"))
then
    name="Old man "$name""
    echo ""$age"? That makes you "$name". I can't get over just how old "$age" is!"
    sleep 3
    clear
    echo "You died of old age"
else
    name="Baby "$name""
    echo ""$name". I bet you haven't even learned to walk yet. Or Speak. Or Read."
    sleep 3
    clear
    echo "Useless."
    sleep 2
    echo "Get out of my sight. Fucking baby."
fi

exit