Going in Style17

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Good morning, sir.
Welcome to Williamsburg Savings Bank.

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Let me just grab a pager for you here,

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and we'll get you to sit
with a banking professional

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as soon as one becomes available.

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What happens with this?

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Oh, it's going to light up and vibrate.

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The red lights spin around in a circle.
You won't be able to miss it.

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Where do I wait?

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The guest lounge.

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We're ready for you now.

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I'm seeing an overdrawn balance
in your daily checking.

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Seems like your direct deposits haven't been

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received in a few months. From...

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Wechsler Steel.

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Yeah, I've been phoning them for weeks.

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I couldn't get a straight answer.

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And how about this, uh, foreclosure notice?

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Ah. The yellow one.
So you must be in default.

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My mortgage payment tripled. Overnight.

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You were on our teaser rate promo,
which expired back in January.

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That's why it's called a teaser rate.

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Right? It doesn't last. Make sense?

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And the new rate is quite a bit higher,

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so the monthly mortgage payment jumped up.

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Now, we are required to disclose
that possibility at the time of the refi.

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- You did.
- I did what?

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You sold me this crap.

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Joe Harding.

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No. I know the name.

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Let me just look at my notes here.

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Terms disclosed.

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I personally disclosed

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the possibility of a rate hike
during your refi.

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Do you remember that?

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You told me

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that the odds on the rate
going past the prime rate

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were extraordinary.

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But possible.

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But you sold me "extraordinary."

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- But the "possible" was disclosed.
- Listen, Chuck.

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My granddaughter and my daughter,
they live with me.

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She is a nurse's aide, you know,
low pay and all that.

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She wanted her kid to go to a better
school, so they moved in with me.

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- Lots of people doing that.
- Yeah. So you see,

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I can't lose my house.

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Not to worry.

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You're on the yellow notice.

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The red one is more weighty.

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Can I talk with someone else?

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- Who?
- Someone smarter?

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Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for your attention.

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We've come to make a withdrawal.

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Aside from the tellers, we invite you
to lie down on the floor, face up,

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and hold your arms and legs
in the air like a pussycat.

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Everybody down!

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Tellers,

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please do not be foolish enough
to trigger the silent alarm.

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The last people we want here
would be the police.

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That would be messy, no?

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Put 'em up.

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Why this? Oh, my God. Why here?
What did I do?

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Hey!

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I follow the book. Just follow procedure.

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Just stay calm. Stay calm.

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- Follow procedure.
- Hey!

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You're going to get yourself shot!

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Gentlemen, it's best to remain silent.

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I'm cramping.

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Relax, please. You can sit up.

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- Ah.
- Hey, no! Not you! Pussycat!

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Keep stuffing it in there. Let's go. Come on.

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You can have this.

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I'm sorry you're a casualty of a corrupt
system that no longer serves the people.

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Yeah. I've been banking here for 40 years.

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You're just an account number.

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It's not much, but it's all yours.

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No, my friend. Not from you.

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It is a culture's duty
to take care of its elderly.

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Chuck here couldn't give a crap.

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Chuck.

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- Are you Chuck?
- Yes.

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I'm Chuck. I'm Chuck.

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Are you the one taking this man's house?

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- I'm not, personally.
- Give me your wallet.

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Okay. Look, I got... I have...

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I have plenty of stuff here, okay? Cash.

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There's a gym membership.
Take it. I never go.

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Fifteen seconds.

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- Pussycat!
- Meow.

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Shut up!

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I'm happy to say,
our time together has ended.

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Please do not call the police for 90 seconds.

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A shoot-out never has a happy ending.

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Oh. They make a pill for that.

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That looks like a gang tattoo to me.

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Very detailed.

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I imagine the artist did them all.

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So, if you find the tattoo parlor,

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then you'll find the artist,
and you've got yourself a bank robber.

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Sounds pretty standard to me.

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Right. Well, thanks a lot, old-timer.

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You know,
we're going to get you an application.

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Hey, listen. I've watched this TV show

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called Law and Order, and they solve
crimes much quicker than you do.

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You should tune in.

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Well, you know, in the real world,

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solving crimes takes a little longer
than a one-hour television show.

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Well, I guess this wraps it up
for us, Mr. Harding.

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If we need any additional information,
then we'll get in contact with you.

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Oh. You'll need my address and phone number.

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Uh, not necessary.

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We'll find you. That's what we do.

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So, what'd they look like?

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It was hard to tell. They had masks on.

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I got close to one.
It was a male, about six feet.

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And he had this tattoo
wrapped around his neck

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that I told you about.

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You know, you find the tattoo artist...

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- You find the criminal.
- Exactly.

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That's what I told them.

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Okay. I'm sure you're not
supposed to be talking about all of this.

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It must have been so cool
being in the middle of a heist.

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Crime is not cool, babe.

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He could have been shot.

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Or worse.

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What's worse than being shot?

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Being shot twice.

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This kind of detail is traditionally
indicative of gang affiliation.

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We believe these individuals
used the same tattoo artist.

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If we can find this artist,
then we can find our perp.

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It's pretty standard stuff really.

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- Hey, that's what we said.
- Any other questions?

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What an asshole.

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Language.

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If you have any information
regarding this tattoo artist...

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Bingo!

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"The three men walked off
with approximately 1 .6 million dollars.

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"The FBI and the NYPD

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"are reporting no leads at this time."

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So what?

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Nobody gets hurt except the insurance
company. And they'll be fine.

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They were as cool as cucumbers, gents.

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They choreographed it down to the second.

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Like a dance.

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Yeah, a conga line right into prison.

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Are we going to play or what?

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Ask the man in charge.

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Milton?

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Milton!

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Who're we rolling with on two?

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Oh! Oh, yeah.

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G-52.

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If I ever get that bad, shoot me.

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Oh.

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Did you get one of these?

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It came certified mail.

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Yes, sir.

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You ever get good news
that needed a signature?

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You contact anybody down at the plant?

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Oh, not yet.
But we'll find out what's going on.

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I need my pension money.

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Oh. Yeah, tell me about it.

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I have something very important to say.

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G-52.

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Let's go and help the elderly.

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Now, at the time of our merger,

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Semtech had no intentions
of shuttering U.S. operations.

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However, with the demand
for specialty parts way down,

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and the cost of operations
in this country rising steadily,

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they have made the decision

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to move all manufacturing to Vietnam.

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Wechsler's stateside operations

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will be phased out over the next 30 days.

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30 days? What, are you kidding me?

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Guys, I understand this is harsh news.

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I can only address you in an orderly fashion.

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Excuse me, Mr. Lewis.

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Hi, Joe.

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What is this about?

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What's going on with our pensions?

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Semtech Steel has frozen

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all pension payments
during this transitional period.

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What does that mean? Frozen?

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Wechsler maintained a fund

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to honor all pre-merger pension plans,

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which was eventually to be married
with the new pension fund

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under the new labor contract.

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For God's sake, can you say that in English?

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No U.S. operations,
no fiscal responsibility for Semtech.

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The pension fund is being dissolved.

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With all due respect, Donald,

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thirty years of hard work
means shit to you people!

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Without my pension money,
I can't even pay rent this month.

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We'll get a lawyer and sue
the piss out of them.

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Shit. We'd be dead
by the time the settlement comes in.

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Which would suit them just fine.

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When did coffee go to two dollars?

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A decade ago.

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God forbid you get extra foam on the top,
you have to make payments.

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Let's leave her 20%.

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Okay, good. Now she can take a cruise.

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Okay, boys. I got a half a rhubarb left.

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We got the blueberry crumble,
which is a little stale.

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And I got the mud pie.
So, what's it gonna be?

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Uh, not today. Thank you.

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No pie?

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We're watching our waistlines.

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Plus we're shit broke.

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Okay. Well, don't tie up my table all day.

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I gotta make a living here.

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Did I tell you those guys in the bank
had machine guns?

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You told us six times already!

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Yeah, well, it keeps going in my head.

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Over and over, you know?

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Maybe you're having a stroke.

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Here you go, boys. Always have your pie.

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Life is short.

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Well, thanks for the reminder.

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She's right, you know.

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We should be having our pie and eating it.

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We've earned that much, at least.

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- Gentlemen, good evening.
- Good evening.

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Welcome to what is essentially
the last rose ceremony.

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Kaitlyn, this is the final rose tonight.

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She can count, Einstein!

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My heart is beating
out of my chest right now.

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This week was... incredible.

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Shawn's boring, and Nick's a man-whore.

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Monogamy is an outdated concept.

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I am in love and that's so exciting.

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Ben. The only choice she's got.

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She's not going to move to a farm
in those heels.

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She's kissed them all. With her tongue.

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Done the whole cast that way.
She's a walking venereal disease!

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When I think about this week,
how everything went

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has made my decision feel,
like, almost impossible.

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Kaitlyn, close your mouth.

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Nick.

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- Oh, shit!
- God!

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Turn it off. It's a travesty.

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They never learn.

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I'm going home and sort out my pills.

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Tomorrow, gents.

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That was a great meal tonight.

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What you can do with frozen fish
is admirable.

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Best garlic bread I ever had.

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And that combination
of paprika and garlic, oh!

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- Fantastic!
- Oh. Whoo!

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Actually, I think it was the mold.

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All right. Good night.

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Joe.

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What?

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We'll be all right?

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Sure, we will.
It always works out in the end.

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And then you die.

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Oh, thanks for the inspiration, Albert.

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Good night, all. I'll see you tomorrow.

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- Good night, Joe.
- Good night.

259
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,201
Assholes.

260
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,887
Hey, Willie. How you feeling?

261
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,964
Partly cloudy, Doc. Partly cloudy.

262
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,327
Well, I'm not going to lie to you.

263
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,209
You can. I won't mind.

264
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,488
The dialysis is working marginally.

265
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,007
You know, a kidney is all
that's going to get you well.

266
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,526
Well, I'll look on eBay.

267
00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,682
You're way down the list.
It's partially your age,

268
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,081
it's partially your insurance.
It's partially...

269
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,681
Kidneys aren't that easy to come by.

270
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:17,367
Yeah. Everybody wants to hold on to theirs.

271
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,251
Have you talked to your daughter?
Your friends?

272
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,641
It's common to find a donor in your circles.

273
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,246
And that's often the best match anyway.

274
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,841
I'll talk to them.

275
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,170
Sooner than later.

276
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,564
So, what are we talking about?

277
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,731
We're talking about much sooner than later.

278
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:43,841
Hello?

279
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,326
You get your presents, Boppa?

280
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:46,521
You send something?

281
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,809
Wait a minute, the postman
brought me this box right here,

282
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,286
but that can't be it.

283
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,442
That's it, that's it! Open it already!

284
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,444
All right, all right.
Hold your horses. I'm old.

285
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,122
Oh, my goodness.

286
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,680
This...

287
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,891
This is the ugliest shirt I've ever seen.

288
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,041
Boppa.

289
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,929
All right. Let's see
what else is down in here.

290
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,723
You're getting real big, K.

291
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,803
Grew an inch in a month, Boppa.

292
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:27,526
Hey, you tell your mom

293
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:31,048
that her career isn't as important
as seeing her family.

294
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,601
I will.

295
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,569
- Promise?
- I promise.

296
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,165
Good girl.

297
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,449
- That's my ride.
- Okay.

298
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,082
Oh, Jesus Christ.

299
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:19,761
Ezra!

300
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:21,681
Ezra!

301
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,404
You gotta stop this. I can't listen anymore.

302
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,721
I've been practicing!

303
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,723
Yeah, but it doesn't matter
'cause you get worse every week.

304
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,410
It's kind of a miracle.
I don't know how you do it.

305
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,126
So what's the point? You're no good,
you don't like it,

306
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,520
you're not gonna be a professional.

307
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,887
You wanna end up like me,
working in a factory?

308
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,691
And every two months you're getting
a gig for 40 bucks at some dive?

309
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:40,841
You don't want that.

310
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,240
I don't even like this thing.

311
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,209
No! And it doesn't like you, either.

312
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:47,842
Trust me, I'm doing you a favor.
You'll thank me for this.

313
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,126
Thank you, sir.

314
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,611
Oh, you're very welcome.

315
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,970
I want to be a dancer, like Beyoncé.

316
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,566
Well, it's none of my business.

317
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,007
Okay. All right, good.

318
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,646
All right, get off. Get off me.

319
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,326
Get off. I'll go find your grandma.

320
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:07,211
She's still got to pay me for the session.

321
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,568
You gotta think of it like
putting down a horse.

322
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:16,008
Sometimes, it's the kindest,
most ethical thing you can do.

323
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,448
Well, thank you for being so honest with me.

324
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,967
I really appreciate your candor.

325
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,930
Well, your grandson hasn't
got a musical bone in his body.

326
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:29,005
I know. It was so painful listening
in the other room.

327
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,481
And I had to sit across from him.

328
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,281
Okay.

329
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:34,561
- Al.
- Yeah?

330
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:38,122
I never told you this,
but I've seen you perform a few times.

331
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,523
- Ah...
- In the West Village

332
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,160
with Stan Getz, 1977.

333
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,129
It was stunning.

334
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,281
You saw me play with Getz?

335
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,441
Sure did.

336
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:48,761
What are you, following me?

337
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:52,402
No. I was following the music.

338
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,489
Um, hey. I'll see you at the store, okay?

339
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,051
See you at the store.

340
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,201
Yup.

341
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,050
All right.

342
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:05,681
See you tomorrow!

343
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,126
Bye, guys.

344
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,844
You know, at some point,

345
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,850
I'm gonna have to start
walking home on my own.

346
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,365
I'm 14.

347
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,403
Not on my watch, lovie.

348
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:23,370
This neighborhood is not the same
as it was 40 years ago.

349
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:27,127
Right. It's safer and more gentrified.

350
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,526
Bam.

351
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,125
And what is this?

352
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,248
It's my biology test.

353
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,682
Another day, another A.

354
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,482
Well done, kiddo.

355
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:39,801
I'm almost there.

356
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:40,961
Almost where?

357
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,885
You said, and I quote,

358
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:46,691
"You get straight A's, you get a puppy."

359
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,883
I like your confidence.

360
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,088
Must have got that from you, young man.

361
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,767
Not bad, kiddo. Not bad at all.

362
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,564
Happy Birthday, young man.

363
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,731
Didn't expect you broke bastards
to get me anything.

364
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,487
Temper your enthusiasm. It's not much.

365
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,770
That's just what I needed.

366
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:23,967
- Yup.
- Mmm-hmm.

367
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,485
- One can't get enough time.
- Oh.

368
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,649
Take a look at that cute picture.

369
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,525
Oh, yeah. My little K.

370
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,007
When you die,
you can will it to her as a memento.

371
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,281
Thanks, Al.

372
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:39,247
I'm sure she'll want a picture of herself
on a watch from her dead grandpa.

373
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:43,364
Look at that. That's really something.

374
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:44,726
You bet, kid.

375
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,647
This corn is from World War Two.

376
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:50,726
Corn?

377
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,810
I thought this was...

378
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,120
I don't know what I thought it was.

379
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,361
I think I may rob a bank.

380
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:19,961
What was that?

381
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:25,281
I'm thinking of robbing a bank.

382
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:26,487
Oh.

383
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,688
I'm thinking about buying a Ferrari.

384
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,049
Hmm. I just got drafted by the Knicks.
Good week for everybody, huh?

385
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,369
Good week.

386
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,164
They're taking my house.

387
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,446
Huh?

388
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,204
They're taking my house.

389
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,646
I've got 30 days.

390
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,126
Who's taking your house?

391
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,327
The bank.

392
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:46,925
They're taking your house
and you didn't tell us?

393
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,003
What are you gonna do? Lend me money?

394
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:52,243
We're all broke. The three of us combined.

395
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:56,724
These banks practically destroyed
this country.

396
00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:00,009
They crushed a lot of people's dreams.

397
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:03,403
And nothing ever happened to them.

398
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:07,007
We're three old guys.
We hit a bank, we get away with it,

399
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:10,687
we retire with dignity.

400
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,808
Worst comes to the worst, we get caught,

401
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,406
we get a bed, three meals a day

402
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,609
and better healthcare than we get now.

403
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,401
You...

404
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,128
You're talking about us?

405
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,001
Us and you?

406
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,403
Yeah, I mean, if a gang of thugs
can do it, it can't be that hard.

407
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:29,766
You're out of your frigging mind.

408
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:34,642
You have spent 20 years waiting to die, Al.

409
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,201
With no life and no purpose.

410
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:39,328
And robbing a bank
is going to give me a purpose?

411
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,204
It will give us money.

412
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:44,284
Willie would be able to get on a plane
and go and see his granddaughter.

413
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,721
It's a little hard to catch a plane
out of prison, Joe.

414
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,928
Yeah, but we won't get caught.

415
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,605
They didn't get caught.

416
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,525
Well, they were young. They were fast.

417
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,365
We got skills, experience. Smarts.

418
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,205
Arthritis, gout, shingles.

419
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,251
Make a wish, Willie.

420
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,121
Hello?

421
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,964
I'm just lying here,

422
00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:02,603
thinking about all of the birthday
wishes that I have had over the years.

423
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,369
And how many of them I've kept secret.

424
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,961
And none of them ever came true.

425
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,529
They never seem to pay out.

426
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,611
So I figure I'm going to
tell you this one, Joe.

427
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,081
I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

428
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,520
A whole bunch of nothing, right?

429
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,523
Fire away, Willie.

430
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,722
I want to live better than I am.

431
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:30,289
I want to see my family
more than once a year.

432
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,762
And from here on in,

433
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,770
I want to have a piece of pie
whenever the hell I want a piece of pie.

434
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,126
You know what I mean?

435
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,363
Hear, hear.

436
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,961
You were serious today.

437
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,804
I think so.

438
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,448
The thing is,

439
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,045
we have nothing to lose.

440
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,370
I'm not a thief, Joe.

441
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,170
Neither am I.

442
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:02,571
We take exactly what's owed
on the pension, right?

443
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,051
That's all I want.

444
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,247
Not a penny more.

445
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,606
My word.

446
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,801
Wake Al up.

447
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,726
Hold on.

448
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,560
Al.

449
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,364
Al.

450
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:17,281
Albert!

451
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,766
- Huh?
- Pick up the phone!

452
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:19,921
Who died?

453
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,525
Nobody died, it's Joe.

454
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,131
I don't talk to criminals.

455
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:25,921
You heard that?

456
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,082
Hang up. I'll call him back.

457
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:34,686
What do you want?

458
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,850
The thing is, what do you want, Al?

459
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:42,403
You want to drift off into the sunset,
or do you want to go out with a bang?

460
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,846
I don't have a problem with dying.

461
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,570
I just don't want to do it in prison.

462
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,006
Nobody's going to prison.

463
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,889
What exactly is happening here?

464
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,286
Willie's in.

465
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:51,805
You're both out of your minds.

466
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,081
Sleep on it, Al.

467
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,686
I don't need to sleep on anything.
I'm not a bank robber.

468
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,121
Neither are you, or you, Willie.

469
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,081
What?

470
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,480
Why did you pick up the phone?

471
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,966
Because it was ringing.

472
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,451
Because you're interested.

473
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,085
What are you, my psychiatrist now?

474
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,446
More like a psychic.

475
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,682
Well, then you know I'm going to hang up now.

476
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,887
I'll see you tomorrow, Al.

477
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,401
Sweet dreams.

478
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,324
And don't call back.

479
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:46,325
All right, Willie.
It's time to walk before we run.

480
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,448
These goddamn expiration dates
are so small, they want you to go blind.

481
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,285
Take these, I got two for one.

482
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,084
Oh, good. Chicken thighs are on special.

483
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,685
I can make a cordon bleu.

484
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:58,921
Mets or Yankees?

485
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,764
Don't insult me.

486
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:05,805
Huh. Nice hats.

487
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,129
We got business here, Al.

488
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,282
Okay. What do you mean?

489
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:11,641
Give me that list.

490
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,165
What are you doing?

491
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,004
Wait here. We'll be right back.

492
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,969
What are you doing with my list?

493
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,804
Why did you rip up my list?

494
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,530
Why should I wait in the car?

495
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,965
Wait in the bloody car!

496
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:24,531
Why?

497
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,442
I don't want to stay in the car,
it's hot in here!

498
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,682
Psst! Psst!

499
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:53,728
Psst! Joe. Joe! Behind the crumbs.

500
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,004
Joe, I'm going to get a roast.

501
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,640
We need chicken. It's cordon bleu.

502
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,330
I don't want cordon bleu.

503
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,845
Stick to the plan!

504
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,888
Ah, welcome to Value...

505
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,041
Hello, Al.

506
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,201
Hi, Annie.

507
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,600
What are you shopping for?

508
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,684
Chicken cordon bleu was the plan,

509
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,884
but the plan seems to be changing.

510
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,444
I gotta get some chicken thighs.

511
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,080
Oh, let me help you.

512
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,531
Give me the big one.

513
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:52,561
The whole thing?

514
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,723
The whole damn thing.

515
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,804
You're the boss.

516
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,730
Annie, just let me have the thing.

517
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,723
Come on, you have your own work to do now.

518
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:09,043
No, no. It's my job. There's no problem.

519
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:12,250
Let's see.
There's a double coupon in the flyer.

520
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:16,483
It costs about the same as thighs
but, see, these are breasts.

521
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,928
And breasts are better than thighs,
don't you think?

522
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,011
It could go either way.

523
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,243
Oh, ham.

524
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,084
So good.

525
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,323
Do you like ham?

526
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,604
Okay.

527
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,127
This will go perfectly with...

528
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,290
I mean, if you want company.
It's a big bottle.

529
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,010
Yeah, listen, I got to tell you.

530
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,680
You're a terrific person,
but I know what you're doing.

531
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,969
You're wasting your time. I don't want
to have a relationship with anybody.

532
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:01,167
I wasn't offering one.

533
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,448
Good, great. Then we see eye to eye.

534
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:07,321
Security to ethnic foods, please.

535
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,130
We'll talk about this later.

536
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:12,005
I'll look forward to it.

537
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,331
Where the fuck is my basket?

538
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:04,846
Willie, Willie.

539
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,327
Al's gone.

540
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:07,925
I got a new getaway car.

541
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,570
Where the hell did you get that thing?

542
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:10,721
I stole it.

543
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,006
Jump in the basket.

544
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,884
Who the hell do you think I am? E.T.?

545
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,451
Willie, jump in the bloody basket.

546
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,125
I'm not getting in no bloody basket!

547
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,280
She's gaining on us.

548
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:30,930
Hey, you. Stop right there!

549
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,201
Hey! Halt!

550
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,203
- Halt!
- What are you chasing me for?

551
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:36,441
Halt!

552
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,085
I heard you the first time.

553
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:39,890
Don't make me tase you!

554
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,643
This is not an admission of guilt!
I am just tired.

555
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,404
We got to get rid of some weight.

556
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,050
Get rid of that damned pork loin.

557
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,201
What?

558
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,201
What the...

559
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,243
Flour, flour. Give me the flour.

560
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,281
Halt!

561
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,320
Halt!

562
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,481
Stop!

563
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:08,566
I think we can make the light.

564
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,251
No, no, no. You're not going to
make the light, Joe.

565
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,447
You're not gonna make the light.

566
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:14,241
Hey!

567
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,606
No, Joe, you can't make the light!

568
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,450
We can make the light! We're gonna do it!

569
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:18,926
You're not gonna make the light!

570
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,809
Yes, we are!

571
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,444
Don't make another move.

572
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,447
I don't know what's going on
in the world anymore.

573
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:43,481
You were going to make a cordon bleu
with chicken thighs?

574
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,449
That's a crime in and of itself.

575
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,046
I have nothing to say for myself.

576
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,964
Look what you did to Cindy.

577
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,123
Now she looking like a Colombian drug mule.

578
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:03,850
Never

579
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,161
in all my years

580
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,961
has anybody ever walked off
with a whole pork loin.

581
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:10,686
What would your momma say?

582
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,044
Go big or go home.

583
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,961
Had to be the brother.

584
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,563
And why were you running?
You didn't steal anything.

585
00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:28,563
Because your storm trooper here
was chasing me.

586
00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:30,085
No, they were chasing your friends.

587
00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:32,481
He was chasing me.
When somebody chases me, I run.

588
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:33,641
That's the way it works.

589
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:37,244
Look, you guys are old.

590
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,882
And I'm gonna be there in 40,
or 50 years, I get it.

591
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,045
Here.

592
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:44,886
Here are some coupons.

593
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,563
And we double them on Tuesday,
but I'm sure you already know that.

594
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:53,050
So don't steal. It's wrong.

595
00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:57,006
But if you do steal,
don't steal from Value Town.

596
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,683
Yeah, couple of great friends I got.

597
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,763
You just made me an accomplice to a robbery.

598
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,684
We never asked you to do anything.

599
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,684
I drive you there. I drive you back.
That makes me a getaway driver.

600
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:09,841
Oh, don't flatter yourself.

601
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,520
You drive like my grandmother,
and she drove a horse and buggy.

602
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:16,526
That's a good one.
Just for that you can walk home.

603
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,967
Don't touch my car. Don't get in the car.

604
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,804
You're not going to make us walk!

605
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,086
Hell I'm not.

606
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:25,050
Oh, boy. You guys are going to be
great bank robbers.

607
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,124
You just got busted robbing Value Town!

608
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:29,327
Oh-ho!

609
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,651
I hate when he's right.

610
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,484
We're going to need professional help.

611
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:43,721
You think?

612
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:48,284
Oh, yeah.
We might as well turn ourselves in now.

613
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,569
You know any criminals?

614
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:53,404
I know a lowlife.

615
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,647
Uh... No habla Inglés.

616
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,007
I know it's you, Murphy.

617
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,766
What are you doing here, Joe?

618
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,924
I've come about the child support
you're not paying.

619
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,321
Didn't I lose you in the divorce, Joe?

620
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:27,481
Hit the buzzer.

621
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,689
"Maui Wowie."

622
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,644
"Bad Bitch."

623
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,444
"Blueberry Kush."

624
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,485
"OG Kush."

625
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,483
How is this legal?

626
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,120
Gentlemen, prohibition is over.

627
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,851
Marijuana has superior medical benefits.

628
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,128
It's good for all kinds of situations.

629
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:54,842
Anxiety, pain, seizures, stress.

630
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:59,562
Anxiety, pain, seizures, stress.

631
00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,802
Anxiety, pain, seizures...

632
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,130
What is your situation?

633
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,243
Right now, anxiety.

634
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:10,246
Listen, Joe, not to be uncool
to family and such.

635
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,481
Ex-family.

636
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:15,008
As you say. But, what do you
want from me, man?

637
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,481
We have this project,
and we're looking for help.

638
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,405
What kind of project?

639
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,324
Oh, well, we'd rather not say.

640
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,847
Well, that makes it harder
for me to help you.

641
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:28,050
We need to find the type of people
who do bad things.

642
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,881
What makes you think that
I would know people like that?

643
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,929
I figured your kind move in the same circles.

644
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,923
My kind? Entrepreneurs?

645
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:39,163
No. Lowlifes. Deadbeats. Gangster types.

646
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,522
See, I'm sure that you could point us

647
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,444
in the right direction.

648
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:50,681
What's wrong with him?

649
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:51,921
He's thinking.

650
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,440
Looks painful.

651
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,524
I know it looks it,
but I've seen him do it before.

652
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,046
It's the drugs, you know?

653
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,565
Oh, yeah. Of course.

654
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,883
Oh, this stupid bitch.

655
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,040
I wish I could tase his old ass.

656
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,885
Here comes an eggplant. Eggplant.

657
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,041
Hey, you.

658
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,281
- Hi, Annie.
- Hi!

659
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,930
You're here every day.
Don't you get a day off?

660
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,081
No, every day.

661
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,248
- Man, tough schedule.
- Mmm.

662
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:32,641
What are you going to do with this eggplant?

663
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,325
I was thinking about a ratatouille.

664
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:39,928
I like to slice it paper thin for parmesan.

665
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:41,730
You know, it soaks up all the juices.

666
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,081
Okay. Sounds good.

667
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,561
You will never, ever taste a better one.

668
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:46,761
I'm sure. Listen,

669
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,321
I think you're sweet,
and I find you very attractive.

670
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,084
- Oh, you think I'm attractive.
- You're a lovely person.

671
00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:53,163
I think that's wonderful.

672
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,846
But you're not looking
for a relationship. Is that right?

673
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,604
That's exactly right.

674
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,923
Well, you have made that perfectly clear, Al.

675
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:02,366
You want to have dinner some night?

676
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,841
What do I have to do?
I just don't think you hear me!

677
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,368
Oh, I hear you. I hear you real good.

678
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:10,806
You know what I think?

679
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:16,171
I think we owe it to ourselves to live
every single day that we have.

680
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:20,484
I feel that I really want to
get to know you better.

681
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,165
Share a meal with you.

682
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:24,721
I...

683
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:28,450
What? What is it, baby?

684
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:29,965
I have a roommate.

685
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:35,166
I have my own place.

686
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,324
- Annie.
- Yeah?

687
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,122
You make a hell of an eggplant parmesan.

688
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,321
Thank you.

689
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:53,481
World class.

690
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,165
Thank you.

691
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,362
Scrambled eggs, turkey sausage,
hash browns, toast and coffee, please.

692
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,682
"Good morning, Mitzi.
Your hair looks nice today."

693
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,723
"Did you get your hair cut?"
"Oh yeah, Al, I did."

694
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,161
"And you know what I'm in the mood for?"
"I don't know, Al. What?"

695
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,005
Mitzi, you look gorgeous.
You smell fantastic.

696
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,686
Now go get me some food,
because I'm starving to death.

697
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,161
All right. That's more like it.

698
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,684
Didn't think you'd be joining us today.

699
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,331
I'm too old for grudges.

700
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,045
That never stopped you.

701
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,727
Talk amongst yourselves.

702
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,728
Oh! Here! It's in print!

703
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,247
"Wechsler's pensioner's fund, and assets

704
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,567
"to be distributed to current debtors."

705
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:39,410
They're using our retirement money
to pay utility bills.

706
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,530
And that isn't all. Check this.

707
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:47,681
"Williamsburg Savings Bank will manage
the liquidation of the fund,

708
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,884
"and the restructuring
of Wechsler's corporate debt."

709
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,122
- That's my bank.
- That's my bank.

710
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:54,725
That's my bank!

711
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,888
They're stealing our goddamn pension!

712
00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,451
That's what it says.

713
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,608
Forty years I worked for that
goddamn company,

714
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,046
and now they're stealing our pension.

715
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:04,891
Get it out of here. I'm not hungry.

716
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:06,405
You want to take it home? For go?

717
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,244
No! No, leave it here.

718
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,885
Nobody's taking anything from me anymore.

719
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:11,804
You know something, Al?
You're complicated today.

720
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,405
I'm not coming back to your table.

721
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:14,971
And no coins.

722
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,446
I'm not a laundromat.

723
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:28,244
I'm in. I want to rob that bank.

724
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:31,160
It's as good a place as any.

725
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,923
Well, how do we start?

726
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:39,926
We get in touch with this fellow
that my ex-son-in-law deals with.

727
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,764
Why is he going to help us?

728
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,081
Because apparently

729
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:48,087
this is the best weed in Brooklyn.

730
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:49,930
Man, that's like a pillow.

731
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,560
Yeah, but it's a pillow you can smoke.

732
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:56,361
Gentlemen, let's go get our money back.

733
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:57,601
Hear. Hear.

734
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:58,921
Yeah!

735
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:17,765
Why would I help you?

736
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,082
25%. That's not chicken scratch.

737
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,401
I could rob a bank on my own. Make 100%.

738
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,284
I'm sure you can, but this is easy money.

739
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:29,963
None of the risks. Only the reward.
You show us the ropes, you get paid.

740
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,324
Murphy does it right! Shit right there.

741
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:36,686
You five-oh?

742
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,323
We're practically eight-oh.

743
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,682
Now, I don't know you from Adam.

744
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,008
How does Jesus know you're cool?

745
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,286
No, we're cool.

746
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:04,801
What's the matter?

747
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:10,402
What do you think of these guys, huh?
What do you think?

748
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,801
What do you think, huh? You tell me.

749
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:14,325
Good or bad?

750
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,481
Aw, can I hold him? Can I?

751
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:16,880
Do you want to go with him?

752
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,051
He says okay.

753
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:22,849
He takes the whole bottle.

754
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,370
Tiny little fella.

755
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:28,326
I find this one in a drainage ditch.

756
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:29,686
- No!
- Yeah.

757
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,047
People have no heart these days.

758
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,407
So what makes you think you can pull it off?

759
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:38,167
Well, I don't know.
Thought we'd give it a go.

760
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:42,203
"Well, I don't know.
We'll just give it a go."

761
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,330
You could get life!
Which I guess for you, isn't that long.

762
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,689
But you better think, old man,
and you better know.

763
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,605
This is not sitting on a park bench
playing bingo.

764
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:53,524
Listen, fella.

765
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,684
I don't have to take shit from you.

766
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,047
I get enough of this crap out there.

767
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,764
In 20 days, I will not have
a roof over my head.

768
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:07,403
My social security check is a joke
and my pension is tits up.

769
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,362
Us three are going to go through with it.
We are going to go through with it.

770
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,091
If you want to make 25% helping us,
that's fine.

771
00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:15,241
But if you don't

772
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,562
keep the bullshit to yourself!

773
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,042
That was a good speech, bro.

774
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:24,726
You going to help us?

775
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:30,161
Mañana.

776
00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:34,446
Uh...

777
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,883
You got any snacks?

778
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,485
- Willie?
- Huh?

779
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,770
I love the feeling of the air on my face.

780
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:46,921
Me too.

781
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:50,920
Oh, my God! Look out.
We got little baby junkies here.

782
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:54,647
I think I'll get a prescription for this.

783
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,609
- Me too.
- Heh.

784
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,963
This food is excellent tonight.

785
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:16,451
They must've changed recipes.

786
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,365
Same crap. You got the munchies.

787
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:20,806
Hey. You mind?

788
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:21,961
Take 'em both.

789
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,326
Okay.

790
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:28,202
How much time do you think
you've got, Willie?

791
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:32,681
I don't know.

792
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,604
Take a guess.

793
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:37,046
Two, three years?

794
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:40,443
That's it? You look great!

795
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,041
Just a feeling. You asked.

796
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,326
What about you?

797
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:50,041
Oh, I'd guess, uh, seven years.

798
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,205
What about you, Al?

799
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,840
I have bad luck.
I'll probably live to be 100.

800
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,005
Then you can do both eulogies.

801
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:00,207
Got it.

802
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,847
So that's 27 years total.

803
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:08,369
Our pensions average 45,000 dollars a year.

804
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:20,044
1,215,000 dollars is what we withdraw
from the bank.

805
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,568
Hey, hey, hey! What if we get more?

806
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:25,210
We give it to charity.

807
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:28,409
Yeah, but what if we get less?
I'm not going to go through this twice.

808
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:33,883
Hey! That's our bank right there.

809
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,690
Wait a second,
you're going to rob your own bank?

810
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,001
It's personal.

811
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,208
Okay. We skip lesson number one.

812
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,050
What was lesson number one?

813
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,043
Never rob your own bank.

814
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,441
We'll move on to lesson two then.

815
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,843
I've got 20 days before I lose my house.

816
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,525
Robbing a bank is an art form.

817
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:54,241
Ten different people will take
the same place ten different ways.

818
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:59,085
You need to come up with a plan
that is special for you.

819
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:19,445
Cameras aquí, aquí.

820
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:20,840
One entrance.

821
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,411
One emergency exit.

822
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,765
The right getaway car is very important.

823
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:27,764
Find something they'll never suspect.

824
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:38,886
Just put 'em together like this.

825
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,286
Uh-huh.

826
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,771
Magic.

827
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:50,761
Good.

828
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:52,450
You have to be in great physical shape.

829
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,961
Now I realize you guys are 4,000 years old.

830
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,610
That is fabulous.

831
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,288
But under those masks, you're going
to need to feel like you're 20.

832
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:02,606
Wait! Wait! Wait!

833
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,809
Now this is crucial.

834
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,247
You have to have a solid alibi.

835
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,890
Wednesday the 15th?

836
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:18,730
That's the lodge fundraiser.

837
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,484
Solid alibi.

838
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:24,760
Do we have any volunteers
for the T-shirt committee?

839
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,401
Please put your hands down in back.

840
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:32,849
We're trying to see if there are
volunteers for the T-shirt committee.

841
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,924
We are volunteering, Milton.

842
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,080
All right.

843
00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:48,169
Each teller's drawer is equipped
with dye packs and tracing devices.

844
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,442
Now, they'll give you one if they can,

845
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,807
but they will never endanger lives to do it.

846
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:18,044
The average police response time
to a robbery in progress

847
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,567
is between two and four minutes,

848
00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:22,643
depending on how near a unit is to the scene

849
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:26,009
and how many other police calls
are in the vicinity.

850
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:29,405
Everything's on the damn Internet.

851
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:32,530
Set your stopwatches to two minutes.

852
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:35,008
And walk it like it's the real deal.

853
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,923
4 minutes, 54 seconds.

854
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:55,562
Right now, you would all be in the back
of a cop car.

855
00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:03,167
Your guns are only there
for the worst-case scenario.

856
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,005
You need to know how to shoot,

857
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,606
but the last thing you want to do
is shoot anybody.

858
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:09,761
Who's on the door?

859
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,207
I'll handle that. Stand guard. Keep watch.

860
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,686
You know how to handle a gun?

861
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:32,090
The more you practice, the better you'll be.

862
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,450
And come showtime,

863
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:38,523
you will stroll out of that bank
with more money

864
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:40,370
than you've ever seen.

865
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:43,251
Piece of cake.

866
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:48,600
Maybe the cops will be slow.

867
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,131
Attica! Attica! Attica!

868
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,647
Attica! Attica!

869
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,164
I don't want to watch the ending.

870
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,283
Yeah, that didn't work out too well.

871
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,050
How can he sleep?

872
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,410
He's getting laid.

873
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:18,561
Oh, yeah.

874
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:21,084
I remember what that was like.

875
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:27,161
You feeling good?

876
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,561
Yeah. Yeah. Good as gold.

877
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:33,889
Me too.

878
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,120
Nobody's going to get hurt.

879
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:40,090
That's right.

880
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,610
We get into trouble, we're out of there.

881
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,125
That's right. Yeah.

882
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,846
Cops come, we lay down.

883
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:50,326
Hands in the air.

884
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,161
Two minutes tops.

885
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,129
Tops. Give or take.

886
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,523
Get some sleep, young man.

887
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:12,446
All right. You too, young man.

888
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:16,330
Don't let the omelet touch the fruit.
She likes a separation.

889
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:17,720
You do this every day?

890
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,126
- Every day.
- No shit.

891
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,361
Yes shit.

892
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,043
I wish my dad did this for me.

893
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,565
So does your daughter.

894
00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:28,291
What are you doing here?

895
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:30,408
He's making Brook's breakfast.

896
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:33,410
I see that. Why?

897
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:36,843
I'm training him.
He's making an effort to be a father.

898
00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:42,485
Good morning.

899
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,484
Your father made you breakfast.

900
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:45,687
Holy shit!

901
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,285
- Easy!
- Language.

902
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:48,680
Sorry.

903
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,649
Your father will be picking you up today.

904
00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:55,643
Did he find Jesus or something?

905
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:59,964
Doubtful. He's figured out
how much he's missing.

906
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,289
Yeah, this week.

907
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:05,406
He's just not much with the follow-through.

908
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:08,723
Give him a shot, babe. For me.

909
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:12,407
Sure, Joe.
But only because you're my best friend.

910
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:15,765
I love you, kiddo.

911
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:17,920
You're going to do it all.

912
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:20,889
What's going with you today?

913
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:22,644
Do you have cancer or something?

914
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,805
No! No, no. I'm as strong as an ox.

915
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:26,961
Okay.

916
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:28,531
It's carnival day. Lots to do.

917
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,523
Yes. I'm coming right after school.

918
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:34,401
Yup, and I'm going to bring you
fried dough with your name on it.

919
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:42,442
Okay. That's a little tight there.
I love you too.

920
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:48,805
Go make something of yourself.

921
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:50,925
I will, young man.

922
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:52,481
See you later,

923
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:53,841
Dad.

924
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:16,081
I've been giving you crap
for a long time, Murphy.

925
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:19,447
I guess I deserve it. Mostly.

926
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,126
That's one of the smartest things
you ever said.

927
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:26,126
Listen, Joe.

928
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,409
Whatever it is you're doing,
you don't have to do it.

929
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:31,811
There's always another way.

930
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:36,443
My business is my business, kid.
Forget that you know it.

931
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:39,325
And if in the end,
I don't come back, it's on you.

932
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:43,081
I can't cover for you anymore.

933
00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:45,129
You're her father.

934
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,608
You got to step up to the plate.
Act like a man.

935
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,489
Even if you have to fake it.

936
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,331
All right.

937
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:11,403
Okay, gents. Let's mingle.

938
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,408
Three in a row wins a prize!

939
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:37,251
Hello, Paulie. Hot enough for you?

940
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,607
Perfect day for it.

941
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:41,683
I've got to check in at the ticket office.

942
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:44,361
Well, be good.

943
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:47,046
I won't be good. But I will be careful.

944
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:54,483
Okay, here you go. Thank you.

945
00:56:57,720 --> 00:56:59,449
You folks are popular.

946
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:02,325
Yeah. It's the cocaine.

947
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:04,800
You've got cocaine?

948
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:06,291
That was a joke, Milton.

949
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:09,484
Oh, okay, very funny.

950
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:12,166
Hang here for one minute.
I got to go to the karaoke thing.

951
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:15,206
I can't. I got to check in
to the cotton candy booth.

952
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:17,567
Milton, that's where you are right now.

953
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:21,401
It's okay. You're better off not knowing.

954
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:28,287
We're closed. We're out of cocaine.

955
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,010
Go away.

956
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,969
Beat it.

957
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:45,731
Be careful in there.
Lots of monsters, you know.

958
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:47,287
Be very careful.

959
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:49,209
All right, watch your step.

960
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,442
I'm going in, Sam.

961
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,044
- Where did they go?
- I don't know!

962
00:57:58,240 --> 00:57:59,241
I thought you had 'em!

963
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:11,530
I decided we should use blanks.

964
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:14,081
No one needs to get hurt by accident.

965
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,288
Well, it's just us now, kids.

966
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:17,965
Fellas,

967
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:22,409
it's been a real hell of a time
planning a heist with you.

968
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,246
Can't think of two people
I'd rather have done it with.

969
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,169
Hear. Hear.

970
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:31,570
Ditto.

971
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,405
Ladies and gentlemen...

972
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:08,725
This is an actual robbery.

973
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:11,043
Kiss the ground. Don't breathe.

974
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:12,725
Don't move. Don't touch the silent alarm

975
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:14,962
unless you like bullets
flying around your head.

976
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:17,450
Hit the dirt, big guy!

977
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:18,601
Put that gun away.

978
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:21,923
Okay, folks, we'll be out of your lives
in two minutes.

979
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:24,610
Get moving, Blue Eyes.

980
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:25,807
Here we go.

981
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:28,884
All tellers, please stand up
and open your windows.

982
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:34,841
Ten seconds.

983
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:40,247
No dye packs, no tracers.

984
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:43,729
You got me, see? No tracers,
no dye packs, no funny business.

985
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:45,211
Yes, Mr. Sinatra.

986
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:48,291
Nobody's gonna get hurt.

987
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:49,845
20 seconds.

988
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:53,287
Thank you.

989
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:54,681
Here you go, ma'am.

990
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,046
No funny business.
Do you know what that means?

991
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:57,321
I do. I do.

992
00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:59,124
All of it, son.

993
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:01,091
30 seconds.

994
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:07,405
Give me everything you've got.

995
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:10,042
You can have her, mister.

996
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,206
40 seconds.

997
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:21,326
Hey! Stick to the plan.

998
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:26,761
All units, all units report
to Williamsburg Savings Bank.

999
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:29,810
We have a robbery in progress.
Repeat, we have a 10-30...

1000
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:31,681
One minute!

1001
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,843
I don't want to take your doll, sweetheart.

1002
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,041
You know, when my granddaughter
was your age, she had one just like it.

1003
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:38,406
What's her name?

1004
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:41,291
Okay, honey. This man has a job to do.

1005
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:43,204
His job's robbing banks?

1006
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:46,967
No, sweetheart.
Just trying to see my family more often.

1007
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:49,289
Light-headed...

1008
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:54,120
What's happening?

1009
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:58,890
You okay, mister?

1010
01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:01,006
Going to need a little help.

1011
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:03,608
He's going to need a little help.

1012
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:05,006
Jesus Christ!

1013
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:08,681
I'll get him.

1014
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:09,841
Stay put.

1015
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,081
Oh, my God!

1016
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:13,287
Lucy!

1017
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:16,448
His mask's too hot for him.

1018
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:20,685
Thank you, sweetheart. Thank you.

1019
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:24,330
I can't breathe when I wear masks, neither.

1020
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:25,766
You're so sweet.

1021
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:29,561
Two minutes.

1022
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:38,680
What the hell's going on?

1023
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:40,370
Can you make it out of here?

1024
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:41,521
Yeah, I'm okay.

1025
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:43,841
It's now or never, kid.

1026
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,240
You stay in school, kiddo.

1027
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,126
And don't rob banks, you hear me?

1028
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:48,281
Come on!

1029
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:49,481
Hurry!

1030
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:54,800
This is my bank!

1031
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:56,564
Are you crazy?

1032
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:58,609
- Freeze!
- Me freeze?

1033
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:01,047
You don't tell me to freeze. You freeze!

1034
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,168
I'm not going to be a victim anymore.

1035
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,484
Tell them to freeze too.

1036
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:07,369
They can hear you just fine.

1037
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:08,521
What's the plan now?

1038
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:09,886
I'm working on one.

1039
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:11,366
Put your hands up

1040
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,522
and drop the money.

1041
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:16,809
Okay, in three seconds,
I'm going to shoot you.

1042
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,001
You're going to do what?

1043
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:19,366
I'll shoot back!

1044
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:20,601
That's your plan?

1045
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:21,807
One!

1046
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:24,161
Two!

1047
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:27,730
Next number's three!

1048
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,120
I can count.

1049
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:31,203
He's going to bloody shoot us.

1050
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:35,044
Three!

1051
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:50,925
You're a shit shot, pal.

1052
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:53,962
Now you're going to meet your maker.

1053
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:56,128
Oh, my God!

1054
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:02,330
Oh, my God!

1055
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:05,006
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

1056
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:08,081
Oh, my God!

1057
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:14,601
Those were blanks, you dipshit.

1058
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:18,760
Okay, folks. Count to 90
out loud and backward.

1059
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:21,730
And don't stand up until you get there.

1060
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:23,370
Start counting!

1061
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:26,569
90, 89, 88, 87, 86...

1062
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:28,450
Ah!

1063
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:40,841
What's going on, Willie?

1064
01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:43,884
Nothing. I just got a little overwhelmed,
that's all. I'm good.

1065
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:45,485
That was a hell of a time for a panic attack!

1066
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:46,641
I'm sorry.

1067
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:48,046
No need for that. We made it.

1068
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:49,247
Hard part's over.

1069
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:52,290
Now's the time for the grand finale.

1070
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:18,161
Taxi! Taxi!

1071
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:19,685
All right.

1072
01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:22,605
Astoria, Queens, please.

1073
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,403
He's not going to stop anytime soon.

1074
01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:01,450
He'll eventually pass out.

1075
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:08,521
Gentlemen,

1076
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,409
can I interest you in dessert?

1077
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:12,369
What kind of pie do you have?

1078
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:16,366
We have Key lime,
vegan pumpkin, cherry-mango...

1079
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:18,284
A slice of each.

1080
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:20,044
And more champagne.

1081
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:21,406
Yeah, more champagne.

1082
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:23,007
Champagne it is.

1083
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:57,681
Whoa, no more booze for you.

1084
01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:00,605
Steady there, lightweight.

1085
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:02,125
It's not the booze.

1086
01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:05,563
What? Wait, it's not the booze?

1087
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:09,164
Hey! Can you please
call an ambulance? Please?

1088
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:11,845
Where does it hurt, Willie?

1089
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:14,324
Everywhere.

1090
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:16,521
Oh, God.

1091
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:18,250
Oh, shit.

1092
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:19,401
Pull him up. It's wet.

1093
01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:20,891
Call an ambulance!

1094
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:25,686
It just happened so quickly.

1095
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,402
Zoom in.

1096
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:32,489
Freeze frame there.

1097
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:35,011
African-American?

1098
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:36,161
Appears so.

1099
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:39,449
Got to be at least late 60's.

1100
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:41,651
Get stills of the others.

1101
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:44,446
I want them plastered everywhere.

1102
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:47,004
He never talked about this?

1103
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:48,161
Not a peep.

1104
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:51,249
He holds things very close to the vest.

1105
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:53,442
He's very tight emotionally.

1106
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:54,921
Well...

1107
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:56,805
Willie's in full renal failure.

1108
01:06:56,960 --> 01:06:59,440
He needs a kidney transplant.

1109
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:00,681
Or what?

1110
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:04,523
Uh, let's just say,
he won't leave here without one.

1111
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:06,887
They must have been very young and nimble.

1112
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:09,845
I fired a barrage of shots at them,

1113
01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:12,611
and they were able to evade all the bullets.

1114
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:14,808
I've been on the job for a month now,

1115
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:17,531
and the bank has been robbed twice.

1116
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:19,967
So, I think I'm going to go back
to my job as a barista,

1117
01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:22,248
where I'm less likely to be shot.

1118
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:25,404
All I can say is, thank God for me!

1119
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:27,887
It was a day of heroism for me.

1120
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:29,121
Hey!

1121
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:32,961
We're famous.

1122
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,884
Better. We're infamous.

1123
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:37,930
Keep it down. We're not out of the woods yet.

1124
01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:42,723
So, what's going on, Willie?

1125
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:45,167
You don't come to us,
you don't tell us you're sick.

1126
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,800
We're your friends, man. We're all you got.

1127
01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:50,645
It's my business, guys.

1128
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:52,290
Your business? Your business.

1129
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:55,330
Talk to him, Joe. I can't...
You're a selfish old bastard.

1130
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:01,847
I don't get it, Will.

1131
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,162
I would have given you my kidney last week.

1132
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:07,684
Yours is probably no good.

1133
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:09,842
I still would've given it to you.

1134
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:17,367
We're friends, Willie.

1135
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:20,126
We're supposed to look after
each other, aren't we?

1136
01:08:21,480 --> 01:08:23,847
Well, let us do it. Okay?

1137
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:34,440
The suspects are armed, dangerous,

1138
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:37,888
and possibly in their late 60's
or early 70's.

1139
01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:39,891
They were disguised as the Rat Pack,

1140
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:44,164
Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra,
and Sammy Davis Jr.

1141
01:08:45,480 --> 01:08:46,481
Let's get out of here.

1142
01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:50,127
The FBI has just released
this surveillance video of the robbery.

1143
01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:53,887
If you have any information,
please call the number on our screen.

1144
01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:01,484
I knew it. I knew when
I saw that bank surveillance.

1145
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:03,881
Same height, same weight.

1146
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:06,245
A lot of people fit that bill.

1147
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:08,164
Yeah, but who runs like that?

1148
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:18,565
We're going to need a copy of this.

1149
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:21,405
Got one right here. Uh-uh.

1150
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:23,410
I believe there's a reward.

1151
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:24,721
A reward?

1152
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:27,770
Yeah. I need the money.
My grandma got locked up last night.

1153
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:29,251
You know how it is, right, brother?

1154
01:09:45,440 --> 01:09:47,283
- Annie.
- Yeah.

1155
01:09:47,440 --> 01:09:48,930
I have to talk to you.

1156
01:09:50,480 --> 01:09:52,209
I lost this tooth last week.

1157
01:09:52,360 --> 01:09:53,600
Did the tooth fairy come?

1158
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:54,761
He brought me five dollars.

1159
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:57,361
Five... You're kidding.

1160
01:09:57,520 --> 01:09:59,443
You know the most I ever got was a quarter?

1161
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:02,046
You can't buy anything with quarters
anymore, Grandpa.

1162
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:03,281
Tell me about it.

1163
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:05,610
- Willie?
- Huh?

1164
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:08,250
These men are with the FBI.

1165
01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:10,404
The FBI?

1166
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:15,962
Must be bringing me a kidney.

1167
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:24,320
Strike three! You're out!

1168
01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:25,561
Way to go, kiddo.

1169
01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:26,926
Yes!

1170
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:28,730
That's my girl!

1171
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:45,009
Hey! I've got to go and find a bathroom.

1172
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:46,810
All right, man.

1173
01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:49,323
That was awesome, Brook.

1174
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:21,285
Well, here's what I think.

1175
01:11:21,440 --> 01:11:24,125
Old man finds himself
in the middle of a bank robbery,

1176
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,850
and he gets his juices flowing.

1177
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,890
And he thinks to himself,

1178
01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:30,280
"I could rob a bank.

1179
01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:32,201
"I'm smart.

1180
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:34,567
"I've got nothing to lose.

1181
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:36,370
"What's the worst that can end up happening?

1182
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:38,688
"I can end up spending
the last years of my life

1183
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:42,049
"in some country club style prison,
rent-free."

1184
01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:44,043
You go to school for that?

1185
01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:49,403
Well, Mr. Garner,

1186
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:53,246
we seem to be missing
one hour of your existence.

1187
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:56,563
Between 2:30 p.m. and 3:30 p.m.

1188
01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:59,690
The same hour that three elderly gentlemen

1189
01:11:59,840 --> 01:12:03,925
robbed 2.3 million dollars from
the Williamsburg Savings Bank.

1190
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:06,731
Wow, that's some hefty payday.

1191
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:11,770
You were working the haunted house ride
between 2:00 p.m. and 4:00 p.m.?

1192
01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:13,001
That's what I said.

1193
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:15,085
And you never left that ride?

1194
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:18,005
Only to go inside. Scare the kids.

1195
01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:22,609
I got up, like I always do. 6:00 a.m.

1196
01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:25,084
I walked my granddaughter to school.

1197
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:27,010
Like I do every day.

1198
01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:31,404
Well, it's a fairly new relationship,
so we spend a lot of time together.

1199
01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:35,849
Let's see, first thing in the morning,
we made love twice.

1200
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:39,931
No.

1201
01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:41,121
Three times.

1202
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:43,561
And that was it.

1203
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:46,440
Annie Santori.

1204
01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:50,123
And then, we got up. I made pancakes...

1205
01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:52,248
And then, I got dressed.

1206
01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:55,290
Got dressed. Had breakfast at Nat's.

1207
01:12:55,440 --> 01:12:56,521
I go there...

1208
01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:59,121
Couple of times a week at least.

1209
01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:01,282
For years. He's a regular.

1210
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:05,087
You seeing anybody?

1211
01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:07,129
I'm married with two kids.

1212
01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:09,971
Well, take my number. Things happen.

1213
01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:12,450
I got dressed.

1214
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:15,485
I gathered the tickets for the ride booth.

1215
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:17,642
I'm on that committee for the fundraiser.

1216
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:20,645
All right, boys, good luck to us all.

1217
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:23,731
Time to get in the bag.

1218
01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:25,160
Got to the park around 2:00 p.m.

1219
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:27,641
Talked to my friend Paul for a few minutes,

1220
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:30,320
then ran one of the ticket booths.

1221
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:31,961
Hi, Tony.

1222
01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:33,167
Good afternoon.

1223
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:34,446
I've got you a souvenir.

1224
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:36,842
Oh, thanks, Joe. I needed a hat.

1225
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:39,481
And that's where I was
for most of the carnival.

1226
01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:42,001
You can ask anyone who bought a ticket.

1227
01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:43,764
They'll tell you they got it
from a handsome old gent

1228
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:45,251
in a gray flat cap.

1229
01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:51,525
Then we went to the fair, and I was
at the cotton candy stand till 2:00,

1230
01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:54,126
and then Mr. Milton Kupchak relieved me.

1231
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:57,011
Al was there all day.

1232
01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:58,531
At 2:30 p.m.?

1233
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,445
- Who?
- Al?

1234
01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:01,601
Garner?

1235
01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:03,007
Yes.

1236
01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:04,286
He's here?

1237
01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:09,683
You know, in the cotton candy booth,

1238
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:12,611
he tried to sell me cocaine.

1239
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:15,686
And I'm prepared to testify.

1240
01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:17,644
Kids love the haunted house.

1241
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:30,123
Frankenstein's one of their favorites.

1242
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:32,567
Must have been in there over an hour.

1243
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:47,846
Yes, I've had stomach issues for years
from all the drinking I used to do.

1244
01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:49,924
It's called diverticulitis,

1245
01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:54,005
and the doctor says I should probably
have a section of my colon removed.

1246
01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:55,571
I don't really like that idea.

1247
01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:21,922
So from 2:30 p.m. to 3:30 p.m., give or take,

1248
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:23,690
you were

1249
01:15:25,440 --> 01:15:26,771
going to the bathroom?

1250
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:27,967
Yes.

1251
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:31,602
It's very tedious, but I keep
reading material with me all the time.

1252
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:33,769
Helps pass the time.

1253
01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:36,807
After that, I found my lady friend,

1254
01:15:36,960 --> 01:15:39,884
and we rehearsed our karaoke performance.

1255
01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:11,646
Then what happens?

1256
01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:14,651
Oh, my God!

1257
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:17,641
Look out!

1258
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:28,531
Would you mind washing
this dirty laundry for me?

1259
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:29,681
You got it.

1260
01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:56,488
Altogether, it was a lovely day
at the carnival.

1261
01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:58,210
Hit me with your best shot.

1262
01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:06,081
Oh!

1263
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:16,010
Wow! Pretty solid story, Mr. Harding.

1264
01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:19,086
The truth is easy to remember.

1265
01:17:20,120 --> 01:17:24,091
Yeah. It was almost perfect.

1266
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:27,686
Except let me tell you
a little something about criminals.

1267
01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:32,648
They always make one stupid mistake

1268
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:35,691
that ends up screwing up the whole plan.

1269
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:41,567
I'm going to need you
to take a ride with me, Harding.

1270
01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:24,051
Okay, guys, let's go.
Clear the gym. Official business.

1271
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:25,247
Come on, man. What the hell?

1272
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:26,481
Out the back door there.

1273
01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:29,490
All right. Folks, come up.
Hurry up, let's go.

1274
01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:43,360
Let's go. Let's go.

1275
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:50,930
Right over here. Line them up.

1276
01:19:27,480 --> 01:19:30,609
I want you to start with that man
over there, okay?

1277
01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:33,127
Get a good look at his face.

1278
01:21:02,280 --> 01:21:03,964
I don't see him.

1279
01:21:05,320 --> 01:21:06,321
What?

1280
01:21:07,480 --> 01:21:08,925
He's not here.

1281
01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:11,521
Are you sure?

1282
01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:13,006
Yep. I'm positive.

1283
01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:16,607
I got a great memory.

1284
01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:23,686
Hey! You want to have another look?

1285
01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:25,330
Not really.

1286
01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:30,005
Can I go home now?

1287
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:33,331
Yeah.

1288
01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:20,921
Oh,

1289
01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:23,364
I thought you might not be coming.

1290
01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:25,204
Well, here I am.

1291
01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:30,522
So, what's good here, Joey?

1292
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:32,045
Nothing, really.

1293
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:33,361
Why do you come?

1294
01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:35,170
I like bad coffee.

1295
01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:36,970
Yes. This I understand.

1296
01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:39,522
He has all his shots.

1297
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:43,167
Rabies, distemper, Bordetella.
He's been neutered.

1298
01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:45,049
All the papers are in the proper order.

1299
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:46,326
You take your cut?

1300
01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:49,410
No. Not from you.

1301
01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:54,047
It is a culture's duty
to take care of its elderly.

1302
01:22:56,560 --> 01:22:59,723
It is a culture's duty
to take care of its elderly.

1303
01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:05,211
Where's the tattoo?

1304
01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:10,490
Henna, mi amigo.

1305
01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:15,646
Show the person with the worst eyes
an image he can't forget.

1306
01:23:16,040 --> 01:23:19,681
The policía will be spinning
around for years.

1307
01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:22,411
That looks like a gang tattoo to me.

1308
01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:25,251
If we can find this artist,
then we can find our perp.

1309
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:27,524
Very impressive.

1310
01:23:27,680 --> 01:23:29,409
Eh, it's a tragedy.

1311
01:23:35,360 --> 01:23:38,569
FBI. Behind you. Six o'clock.

1312
01:23:41,760 --> 01:23:43,444
Agent Hamer,

1313
01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:46,049
would you like a bad coffee?

1314
01:23:47,760 --> 01:23:52,084
I'm a soy latte man, Mr. Harding.
I'm lactose intolerant.

1315
01:23:53,240 --> 01:23:54,969
You left that behind at evidence.

1316
01:23:57,960 --> 01:23:59,530
How did you find me?

1317
01:23:59,720 --> 01:24:01,563
Well, that's what I do.

1318
01:24:01,760 --> 01:24:03,046
I find people.

1319
01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:11,125
This is my friend, Jesus.

1320
01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:13,563
He fosters dogs.

1321
01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:15,722
Special Agent Hamer, FBI.

1322
01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:18,326
Jesus Garcia. Queens.

1323
01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:25,329
Are you adopting a puppy, Mr. Harding?

1324
01:24:25,480 --> 01:24:27,562
Yes, yeah. It's for my granddaughter.

1325
01:24:27,720 --> 01:24:29,802
She made the honor roll at school.

1326
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:32,081
That's great.

1327
01:24:32,240 --> 01:24:34,242
I love puppies.

1328
01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:35,640
You mind?

1329
01:24:35,840 --> 01:24:37,126
Uh, he might be sleeping.

1330
01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:39,760
That's okay. I won't wake him.

1331
01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:43,165
Oh, good heavens,
aren't you just the cutest little thing?

1332
01:24:43,320 --> 01:24:45,800
Let me get a look at you
with your smushy face.

1333
01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:50,165
When I was just a kid,
I grew up with Border Collies.

1334
01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:53,449
Oh, now that's a great breed.
I just love Border Collies.

1335
01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:56,365
Yeah, they're wonderful.

1336
01:24:56,520 --> 01:24:58,966
Yeah, come here, little guy.

1337
01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:02,521
He's a cute little fella.

1338
01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:06,162
Attaboy, come here. Come here, little fella.

1339
01:25:06,360 --> 01:25:07,850
Yeah, come over here.

1340
01:25:09,240 --> 01:25:10,241
Ah!

1341
01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:12,842
You little son of a bitch.

1342
01:25:15,520 --> 01:25:16,681
Oh, be careful there. He's teething.

1343
01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:18,041
Yeah.

1344
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:19,531
You have to watch his little razor blades.

1345
01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:20,681
Thanks.

1346
01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:22,610
We don't want you to bleed to death.

1347
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:29,050
I got to get this little guy
back to the house

1348
01:25:29,200 --> 01:25:31,202
before my granddaughter gets out of school.

1349
01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:33,044
What a nice surprise for her.

1350
01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:34,725
It'll knock her socks off.

1351
01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:37,042
Do you have a dog now, Agent Hamer?

1352
01:25:37,200 --> 01:25:38,804
No. It's my job.

1353
01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:40,849
Long hours.

1354
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:42,365
I couldn't do that to an animal.

1355
01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:45,524
All right. Let's get
this little fella to his new home.

1356
01:25:52,360 --> 01:25:55,250
You boys are killing me with these quar...

1357
01:26:05,480 --> 01:26:07,767
Someone just dropped off this present.

1358
01:26:11,240 --> 01:26:12,241
Whoa!

1359
01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:18,688
Big piece.

1360
01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:20,365
Cut them up.

1361
01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:30,766
"Everyone deserves a piece of the pie."

1362
01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:47,561
Ow!

1363
01:26:48,960 --> 01:26:50,371
Sorry, Mr. Garner.

1364
01:26:50,960 --> 01:26:52,291
Thought you were tougher than that.

1365
01:26:52,440 --> 01:26:53,441
I'm not tough.

1366
01:26:53,640 --> 01:26:55,483
I'm a very sensitive person.

1367
01:26:56,120 --> 01:26:57,770
I'm going to be honest with you.

1368
01:26:58,040 --> 01:27:00,088
I don't really want to die today.

1369
01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:01,327
That's a new one.

1370
01:27:01,480 --> 01:27:04,643
But, if I do, I just want to say

1371
01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:08,168
that you've been a terrific roommate
and friend for...

1372
01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:10,481
25 years.

1373
01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:13,287
25 years? It's been that long?

1374
01:27:13,440 --> 01:27:15,283
Seems like 25 days, doesn't it?

1375
01:27:15,440 --> 01:27:16,487
Yeah, it does.

1376
01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:18,483
Underwater.

1377
01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:20,251
Good one.

1378
01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:23,131
All right, gentlemen. Here we go.

1379
01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:32,491
They say in life...

1380
01:27:32,680 --> 01:27:34,011
Come here!

1381
01:27:34,160 --> 01:27:38,848
...ifyou're lucky,
you get a couple of great friends.

1382
01:27:40,160 --> 01:27:43,846
The people who are right with you to the end.

1383
01:27:44,440 --> 01:27:48,968
You grow old together,
see it all together, do it all together,

1384
01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:52,329
laugh and cry together.

1385
01:27:53,280 --> 01:27:56,329
Al Garner was one of those guys for me.

1386
01:27:58,680 --> 01:28:02,526
There will not be many men like him.

1387
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:06,321
Willing to risk all for others.

1388
01:28:06,480 --> 01:28:08,721
Give you a kind word

1389
01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:10,211
or a kidney.

1390
01:28:10,360 --> 01:28:12,840
And complain about it every step of the way.

1391
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:14,047
That's you.

1392
01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:16,282
That's not altogether true.

1393
01:28:19,360 --> 01:28:20,600
- Annie.
- Yes.

1394
01:28:20,760 --> 01:28:21,886
He's your problem now.

1395
01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:23,041
Thanks.

1396
01:28:23,200 --> 01:28:28,047
Good luck. May you enjoy every minute
of every moment you have.

1397
01:28:28,240 --> 01:28:29,241
We love you.

1398
01:28:29,960 --> 01:28:31,689
We love you too, young man.

1399
01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:33,171
Cheers! Cheers, everyone.

1400
01:28:33,320 --> 01:28:34,321
Cheers!

1401
01:28:34,480 --> 01:28:36,448
Let's give it up for the wedding party!

1402
01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:23,090
I'm gonna revise my estimate, Joey.

1403
01:29:23,240 --> 01:29:24,730
How's that?

1404
01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:27,443
I may be around another 20 years.

1405
01:29:27,600 --> 01:29:29,523
Not with Al's kidney.

1406
01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:31,967
That's 10 years, tops.

1407
01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:33,884
Close enough. I'll take it.

1408
01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:36,404
Here he comes.

1409
01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:38,121
What's the matter?

1410
01:29:38,280 --> 01:29:41,966
My face is killing me.
I never had to smile so much in my life.

1411
01:29:42,120 --> 01:29:44,805
So? What's it like?

1412
01:29:44,960 --> 01:29:46,200
What's what like?

1413
01:29:46,400 --> 01:29:48,926
Being married, dummy.

1414
01:29:49,080 --> 01:29:51,560
I don't know how any of this happened.

1415
01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:54,564
I mean, I don't even remember proposing.

1416
01:29:54,720 --> 01:29:58,964
I mean, I feel like a raccoon
caught in a bear trap with one leg stuck.

1417
01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:01,606
She's a terrific person.

1418
01:30:01,760 --> 01:30:04,001
I mean, she's sexy, we get it on.

1419
01:30:04,160 --> 01:30:06,322
She's a great cook.

1420
01:30:06,480 --> 01:30:08,482
She likes me the way I am.

1421
01:30:08,640 --> 01:30:10,847
I don't even like me the way I am.

1422
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:13,241
Everything is terrific,
but I got to tell you,

1423
01:30:13,400 --> 01:30:17,769
I'm experiencing this very odd feeling.
I think it might be happiness.

1424
01:30:19,960 --> 01:30:23,282
Cheers! Your glass is officially full.