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  1. [21:25] <Tom> I now declare the official LOSAR pizza party and movie night on
  2. [21:25] <Tom> at the mall
  3. [21:26] <Tom> everyone is welcome to attend
  4. [21:26] <Tom> in character
  5. [21:27] * Jason jetpacks in.
  6. [21:27] <Tom> we need jeremy
  7. [21:27] <Tom> for movies
  8. [21:28] * Jeremy enters the mall on the back of a Gyclops
  9. [21:28] <Tom> excellent
  10. [21:28] <Jeremy> Hey fellows ! :D
  11. [21:29] <Jeremy> I heard the words MOVIES spoken in this Incipishpere
  12. [21:29] <Tom> yes
  13. [21:29] <Jeremy> I was fighting Giganto here but whatever I came as fast as I could
  14. [21:29] <Tom> we must converge on this mall and watch shitty movies
  15. [21:29] <Tom> and eat pizza
  16. [21:30] * Jason decides to stop by the weapon stores for interesting crap.
  17. [21:30] <Tom> there's also
  18. [21:30] <Tom> hat stores
  19. [21:31] <Jeremy> Please inform me as to the whereabouts of the nearest video store/blacksmith
  20. [21:31] <Jeremy> I must needs acquire sturdier protection
  21. [21:31] <Jeremy> And more movies
  22. [21:31] <Tom> uh
  23. [21:31] <Jeremy> From the promotions bin
  24. [21:31] * Tom hands jeremy the mall map
  25. [21:31] <Jeremy> Where all the old DVDs go to die
  26. [21:36] * Jason alchemizes a GIANT PIZZASWORD for no goddamn reason.
  27. [21:36] * Jeremy uses alchemy to emblazon this tabard he just picked up with the sacred Icon of the Pizza
  28. [21:37] <Tom> guys there are
  29. [21:37] <Tom> HATS
  30. [21:37] <Tom> here
  31. [21:37] <Tom> glorious ones
  32. [21:37] * Jeremy then kneels before the cheap DVD sales bin and prays to the gods of movies to give him a bountiful harvest
  33. [21:37] * Jason alchemizes a hat with a slice of pizza.
  34. [21:37] * Ciaran wants a tophat to go with his cheesy cape
  35. [21:37] * Jason just spends the next hour alchemizing totally ridiculous shit because his grist hoard is insane.
  36. [21:37] <Jeremy> Please curb thine enthusiasm Ser I am conferring with yonder gods of movies
  37. [21:38] * Jeremy goes through the DVD bin
  38. [21:38] <Tom> alchemise the dvds
  39. [21:38] <Tom> alchemise them together
  40. [21:38] <Tom> make an abomination of a film
  41. [21:38] <Tom> I imagine it creates a new film
  42. [21:38] <Tom> that was never actually acted
  43. [21:38] <Tom> and that idea
  44. [21:38] <Tom> is amazing
  45. [21:39] <Tom> you'll get to see celebrities doing things they never actually did
  46. [21:39] <Jeremy> AHAH here is Street Fighter, the kung fu movie of the same name as the video game but of no relation
  47. [21:39] <Jeremy> And here is The Wicker Man
  48. [21:39] <Jeremy> Let us
  49. [21:39] <Jason> Holy shit, we need to go with Tom's idea.
  50. [21:39] <Jeremy> Make something out of this
  51. [21:39] <Tom> combine them
  52. [21:40] * Jeremy alchemizes The Wicker Man && Street Fighter
  53. [21:40] <Tom> looks like you created Kick Ass
  54. [21:40] <Tom> :I
  55. [21:40] <Jason> Unexpected.
  56. [21:40] <Tom> I guess nic cage movies have the property "contains nic cage"
  57. [21:41] <Tom> and street fighter had the property "contains violence"
  58. [21:41] <Jeremy> Wait, let us board the train of things that could have been
  59. [21:41] * Jeremy alchemizes Superman&&The Wicker Man
  60. [21:41] <Jeremy> DId you know Nic Cage ALMOST played Superman ? :O
  61. [21:41] <Tom> you created Kick Ass again
  62. [21:41] <Tom> superheroes + nic cage
  63. [21:41] <Tom> ffs
  64. [21:41] <Jeremy> I am so terrible at alchemy
  65. [21:42] * Jeremy throws the DVDs down in disgust and heads to the clothing store for snazzy hats and capes
  66. [21:42] <Tom> alchemises scott pilgrim and 28 days later
  67. [21:42] <Tom> GETS FUCKING KICK ASS
  68. [21:42] <Jeremy> Hahaha
  69. [21:42] <Tom> oh wait I guess
  70. [21:42] <Jeremy> Everything comes back to Kick-Ass
  71. [21:42] <Tom> "made from a comic"
  72. [21:42] <Tom> and
  73. [21:42] <Jeremy> Wait ... What if we DID alchemize Kick-Ass ?
  74. [21:42] <Jeremy> Kick-Ass with added Nicolas Cage
  75. [21:43] <Tom> "contains the soundtrack to 28dl"
  76. [21:43] <Tom> kick-ass + wicker man
  77. [21:43] <Tom> National treasure that was fucking unexpected
  78. [21:44] <Jeremy> I give up, Nic Cage movies are a fool's quest to properly alchemize
  79. [21:44] * Jeremy tries on a snazzy gold cloth lined cape of the same colour as his pesterchum typing
  80. [21:47] <Tom> wait what if we alchemise sci-fi movies with our technology
  81. [21:47] <Tom> Star Wars + iPhone
  82. [21:47] <Tom> ..
  83. [21:48] <Tom> iPhone that only contains star wars
  84. [21:48] <Tom> on loop
  85. [21:48] <Tom> forever
  86. [21:48] <Tom> start to finish including the expanded universe crap
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