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  1. Before he could battle Burgh, Team Plasma once again interfered in daily life, stealing a Pokemon of Bianca's. Acumen asked which one, and she cried "Munna". Acumen then said, exasperatingly, "they stole Munna AGAIN? They're not only crooked, they're redundant!".
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  3. Acumen, Burgh, and Iris stormed in the Team Plasma building to retrieve Munna. Ghetsis gave some much needed information on the organization and who the Seven Sages are. After Burgh told Ghetsis that he liked his speech and it made him closer to his Pokemon, Acumen offered his two cents. He grabbed two PokeDollars from his pocket, and gave them to Ghetsis, who looked very confused.
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  5. After that incident, Acumen spent a lot of time ramming into honey walls in the Gym. "This Burgh guy has some weird fetishes. It's so easy to get stuck on these walls... Who knows what he does to people who get stuck?" he said, as he body-slammed walls of... honey, repeatedly.
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  7. He acquired the Bug Badge and went northward, to fight Bianca. Before capturing any new Pokemon, he opted to get some wheels finally. He went north even more to Nimbasa. After defeating Team Plasma yet again, the Day Care Man gives Acumen a Bicycle and tells Acumen that his Pokemon may breed now. Acumen responded "So... you are telling me that you don't use protection anymore?" to which the old man smirked at.
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  9. Acumen watched a musical with Bianca, but wasn't very enthused. "This was okay, I guess. Cats is better. Or Jesus Christ Superstar." Much to Acumen's surprise, N took him out on a date. "I've never been on a Ferris Wheel before. I had no idea what to expect" he said. N revealed his position in Team Plasma to Acumen, and his plans. "What a first date", Acumen responded with.
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  11. Acumen then explored the Desert Resort. "Now I have a bike! It'll sink in quicksand, but I can just cycle fast out of it, right?" he said, as onlookers were baffled as to why he was slowly trudging through quicksand in a bicycle. He went to the Relic Castle to obtain the Cover Fossil from a generous woman. When she said goodbye to him, he said "don't worry, you'll be seeing me again", a reply she thought was strange.
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  13. Acumen biked back to Nacrene and to Route 3 briefly, to resurrect his fossil and breed his Snivy. "Where's the dressing room?" he said, walking around the Pokemon Center. He put on his Hilda disguise, which was very ill-fitting. "I really need to lay off those malasadas... Curse Hau for getting me hooked on those things!" he said, as he finally finished pulling up the jorts.
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  15. He walked through the forests, through Castelia City, and back to the Relic Castle. Much to his surprise, the kind woman in the Castle gave him the choice of another Fossil. Acumen this time picked the Plume Fossil. She remarked how impressively dressed Acumen was. "Oh, you know... Unova fashion is really great!" he said, with a pained smile.
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  17. "These jorts are going to kill me..." he uttered, as he dashed back to Nimbasa and battled Team Plasma grunts. He then biked back to Nacrene to resurrect his Fossil, and breed his starter Pokemon again. After doing so, he biked back to Nimbasa.
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  19. "At least I'm finally exercising off the darn malasada..." he said, exhausted, as he biked back into Nimbasa. He went to the park and N took him out on a date on the ferris wheel. Much to Acumen's surprise, N did not recognize Acumen. After the ferris wheel ride, he battled Acumen again.
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  21. "This guy really knows how to charm 'em" he said to himself, laughing. He rode to Route 5 to capture some Solosis, then stored them in his PC. He exchanged them with himself, which he said felt quite strange, and went to the dressing room.
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  23. "Finally... I'm in normal clothing. Time to go capture a Gothita" he said with excitement in his voice. Many Nimbasa citizens say they saw him repeatedly going from Route 5 to the Pokemon Center with many different Pokemon, mostly Lillipup, in tow.
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