Yo, God

God: Abraham, take thy son unto the high mountain, and there plunge a dagger into his heart!

Abraham: Yes, God.

Abraham trudges up the mountain

God to Gabriel: Look Gabriel. I'm testing Abraham's faith by having him stab his son. But I'll relent at the last minute, of course

Abraham lifts the knife

Gabriel to God: Hey God! Look! The Cubs are winning the World Series!

God to Gabriel: What? Let me see!!!

Abraham - Stab!

God: Ooops!