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  1. [23:40:13] <`Nell> w-where would nell and bob even be
  2. [23:40:21] <BOB> I have no ideas or plans for what's about to happen, but I hope it's magical
  3. [23:40:25] <Scuttlebug> IN BOB'S SWAG DESERT TEMPLE
  4. [23:40:35] <BOB> Bob is training
  5. [23:40:37] <BOB> Excuse me
  6. [23:40:40] <BOB> BOB TRAINING
  7. [23:41:10] <Scuttlebug> oh yeah THE MAYOR was teaching bob sick wrestling moves
  8. [23:41:22] <Scuttlebug> and the meme goddess uhhh
  9. [23:41:23] <Scuttlebug> ...
  10. [23:41:28] <Scuttlebug> you don't need my help with this actually
  11. [23:41:33] <Scuttlebug> just go YOLO and pick the craziest shit you can
  12. [23:41:49] <`Nell> ohboy
  13. [23:41:51] <`Nell> uhhhhh
  14. [23:41:54] <BOB> BOB TRAIN IN WASTELAND, MAKE FIST INTO SUPERFIST
  15. [23:49:29] <`Nell> Nell started a meme cult. Not just cult for worshipping memes, oh no, it's a cult for localizing and coming up with new memes. She probably wrote her own book(bible) about the memefest that was the plot ever since she joined, including the mistake that was Vena and the slightly more minor mistake that was Shinobu's death that nobody but her remembered. Taken raw as they arrive from PUland, memes can have horrendous
  16. [23:49:30] <`Nell> and unpredictable side effects. We must take those foreign memes and TURN THEM INTO OUR OWN, no longer classic vintage otherworldly memes but DANK HIP MODERN MEMES FOR MODERN KIDS, and we have to BUILD A GREAT MEME, SO NOBODY BUILDS MEMES BETTER THAN US, THEY BETTER BELIEVE IT, AND WE WILL BUILD THEM WITH ORIGINALITY.
  17. [23:50:22] <Scuttlebug> oh my god
  18. [23:50:37] <Scuttlebug> ... depending on how this goes i might just give you something i thought i was going to save for the ending
  19. [23:52:04] <`Nell> s-sip
  20. [23:53:02] <`Nell> then yeah once the apostles stopped being confused about how this whole memeing business works at a fundamental level she finally gets a chance to visit i guess
  21. [23:56:56] <BOB> BOB TRAIN IN WILDERNESS, PUNCH SAND INTO PILLAR AND ROCK INTO RIVER.  LIKE GOD OF OLD.
  22. [23:59:53] <BOB> BOB SLIGHTLY LONELY THOUGH, SAND AND ROCK NOT GOOD TALKY WITH.  IF ONLY COULD PUNCH OWN FEELING IN CHEST.
  23. [00:00:04] <BOB> (BOB TRY ONCE BEFORE, IT NOT WORK WELL)
  24. [00:01:30] <`Nell> Nell suddenly popped out from nowhere with her niggerhorse! "ayyy perro que tal. how's it going buffdaddy?" godsavemysoul
  25. [00:02:19] <BOB> WHOA, BOB SURPRISED
  26. [00:02:34] <BOB> (NOT SCARED THOUGH, BOB BEAT FEAR AWAY LONG AGO)
  27. [00:04:36] <`Nell> wait, no, this ain't right, ahem. "IS BOB TRAINING EBIN MUSCLES? CAN I JOIN?"
  28. [00:05:25] <BOB> "IS FUNNY HORSE LADY, BOB NOT SEE IN LONG TIME!  WHERE BE MISSING TO?"
  29. [00:06:48] <BOB> "COME, PUNCH ROCK WITH BOB, IS GOOD FOR FOCUS"
  30. [00:09:30] <`Nell> "BEEN BUILDING A GREAT MEME UNEFFORTLESSLY, AND MAKING THAT SCUTTLEBUG PAY FOR IT!" p-punch rock? w-well i mean the str is there but def is kind of meh WHO CARES YOU ONLY GET CRIT ONCE LET'S GO "THIS ROCK? LIKE THIS?" Nell walked up and punched the rock and maybe skill proc macros littered the chat box yo giantree how superhuman are we what happens here fam
  31. [00:10:19] <Scuttlebug> ok you remember that one arc in dbz where goku and gohan came home from the hyperbolic time chamber and goku tried to do ordinary household tasks but he was so strong he'd accidentally crush glasses by trying to pick them up and shit like that?
  32. [00:10:23] <Scuttlebug> i'd say somewhere around that level
  33. [00:10:59] <Scuttlebug> ... and you both have ignis so i mean
  34. [00:11:05] <Scuttlebug> the punches sort of turn into projectiles anyway
  35. [00:11:12] <Scuttlebug> that's always been my idea of what ignis is
  36. [00:11:16] <Scuttlebug> regular attacks turning into hadokens
  37. [00:12:23] <`Nell> but
  38. [00:12:25] <`Nell> melee hadoukens
  39. [00:12:27] <`Nell> what haps
  40. [00:13:00] <Scuttlebug> the same thing that happens when you try to do a hadoken to somebody who's dping on wakeup
  41. [00:13:08] <Scuttlebug> only you're not actually in their hitbox, you're a pixel away from it
  42. [00:13:23] <Scuttlebug> because what the fuck kind of oki is doing a hadoken where they can wakeup dp you
  43. [00:13:37] <Scuttlebug> in other words
  44. [00:13:40] <Scuttlebug> 'shit blowing up'
  45. [00:14:17] <BOB> "YES, GOOD PUNCH!"  
  46. [00:14:19] <BOB> "MEME POWER THOUGH, CRAZY LADY STAY CAREFUL.  MEME POWER GREAT POWER, MAYBE STRONG AS FIST.  MAYBE STRONGER."
  47. [00:14:26] <Scuttlebug> but because this character is literally memes given form it wouldn't be sheer muscle wizard rock shattering like bob, it would be more like you tell the rock it's a big guy and it goes "FOR YOU" and then blows up
  48. [00:14:33] <Scuttlebug> crashing this rock with no survivors
  49. [00:15:13] <BOB> "BOB SAD IF MEME STRONGER THAN FIST, BUT MAY BE SAD FACT OF WORLD"
  50. [00:16:26] <`Nell> Nell blew smoke off the barrel of her guns, if you know what I mean. EVEN IF YOU CAN'T SEE THEM, THEY'RE THERE "WHY MUST BE MEME OR FIST? WHY NOT BOTH? FORM GIANT MEME PUNCH THAT PIERCES HEAVENS!"
  51. [00:20:20] <BOB> BOB ACTUALLY TREMBLE FOR EXACTLY ONE MOMENT  "SUCH POWER, TOO GREAT EVEN FOR BOB.  BOB SCARED COULD DESTROY EVEN HEAVENS"  
  52. [00:20:25] <BOB> "HOLE IN HEAVEN MAKE STARS FALL, BOB NOT SLEEP WELL EVER AGAIN"
  53. [00:21:01] <BOB> THOUGH BOB NOT SLEEP MUCH NOW ANYWAY
  54. [00:25:08] <`Nell> "SILLY BOB, STARS ARE THERE FOR ASTROLOGY MEMES, NOT HARMED BY MEME POWER!"
  55. [00:26:59] <BOB> "BUT HOLE IN HEAVEN- AH, IS MORE POWER OF MEME"
  56. [00:27:06] <BOB> "TRULY STRONG POWER"
  57. [00:27:15] <`Nell> "POWERFUL"
  58. [00:28:31] <`Nell> "NELL GO PUNCH HATER OF MEMES SOON, BOB WANT JOIN?"
  59. [00:28:48] <BOB> IF IT WERE POSSIBLE, BOB WOULD FROWN SLIGHTLY  "HOW FIST HOPE TO COMPETE AGAINST SUCH POWER?"
  60. [00:30:18] <BOB> "IS STRONG FOE, ATTACK NEW ORDER?"  PERHAPS EVIL FIGHT GOOD FOR CHEER BOB UP
  61. [00:31:43] <`Nell> "BOB HOLD DARK POWER, FRIGHTEN EVEN MEME"
  62. [00:31:45] <`Nell> "THE SUCC"
  63. [00:32:01] <`Nell> "BOB PUNCHED DAT BOI WITH SUCC, YES?"
  64. [00:33:40] <BOB> "NOT BOB POWER, IS POWER OF ANCIENT DEITY ONCE RULE LAND.  BOB ONLY RESPECT GREAT SUCC TEMPLE."
  65. [00:34:12] <BOB> "LAST SPARK OF SUCC GRATEFUL, HELP BOB IN TIME OF DIRE NEED"
  66. [00:34:52] <`Nell> "NOT THE LAST, NELL BELIEVE BOB GREAT HEIR OF GREAT SUCC"
  67. [00:34:55] <`Nell> "USE THE SUCC, BOB"
  68. [00:37:05] <BOB> "POWER TOO GREAT, BOB SCARED HE HURT ONES HE CARE FOR"
  69. [00:37:35] <BOB> BOB KEEP PUNCH ROCK, THEN REALIZE WHAT HE SAY
  70. [00:38:00] <BOB> WHAT?  BOB SCARED?
  71. [00:38:02] <BOB> NO
  72. [00:38:04] <BOB> NEVER
  73. [00:38:10] <BOB> BOB NOT GET SCARED
  74. [00:38:39] <`Nell> "DON'T BE SCARED BOB, THE POWER OF MEME PROTECTS AND ENDURES"
  75. [00:38:40] <BOB> BOB POINT AT EVIL FEAR MONSTER "GET BACK HERE BEAST, BOB PUNCH YOU BACK TO NOTHINGNESS"
  76. [00:40:36] <`Nell> EVIL FEAR MONSTER APPEAR ON HEAVENS
  77. [00:40:42] <`Nell> "YOU CAN'T PUNCH ME BOB"
  78. [00:40:42] <BOB> GREAT FIGHT WITH FEAR MONSTER ENSUES
  79. [00:40:56] <`Nell> "YOU HAVE NO GIANT MEME PUNCH THAT PIERCE HEAVENS"
  80. [00:41:11] * `Nell is now known as EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER
  81. [00:41:38] <BOB> "BOB BEAT YOU BEFORE, BOB DO SO ONCE AGAIN"
  82. [00:43:16] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> "I NOT SAME MONSTER BOB BEAT BEFORE"
  83. [00:43:31] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> "TRY PUNCH IF YOU DARE"
  84. [00:43:43] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> >PUNCH MONSTER
  85. [00:43:46] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> >SPECIAL PUNCH
  86. [00:43:50] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> >PUNCH MONSTER'S FIST
  87. [00:43:54] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> >COMMAND?
  88. [00:45:32] <BOB> BOB TRY TO PUNCH MONSTER, BUT SKY TOO HIGH TO PUNCH.  FIST ONLY BARELY TOUCH LOWEST CLOUD.
  89. [00:46:20] <BOB> -ONLY
  90. [00:47:14] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> EVIL FEAR MONSTER LAUGH AT BOB. LAUGH PUNCH BOB LIKE IRON FIST. "BOB IS PUNCHLESS BEFORE HEAVENS. CRY BOB."
  91. [00:47:41] <BOB> "BUT WHAT CAN BOB DO?  CAN FIST BE NOT ENOUGH TO DEFEAT REBORN MONSTER?"
  92. [00:47:42] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> --B
  93. [00:47:57] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> --OB
  94. [00:48:30] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> "EVIL FEAR MONSTER SHOW BOB WHAT TRUE FIST LIKE." EVIL FEAR MONSTER FLEX. FIST BIG AS BOB'S HOME.
  95. [00:48:33] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> >PUNCH MONSTER
  96. [00:48:37] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> >SPECIAL PUNCH
  97. [00:48:41] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> >PUNCH MONSTER'S FIST
  98. [00:48:42] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> >COMMAND?
  99. [00:50:32] <BOB> "BOB FIST NOT BE OUTFISTED, BOB FIST STRONGEST FIST IN WORLD!"  BOB PREPARES FIST, PUNCHES MONSTER'S FIST AS IT TRY TO PUNCH BOB
  100. [00:52:47] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> BOB PUNCH WELL, BUT MONSTER FIST BIG. MONSTER FIST SCRAPE EARTH, EARTH PUNCH BOB. FISTS TOO MUCH FOR BOB PUNCH SAME TIME.
  101. [00:53:58] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> "IT OVER, BOB. LOOK AT LAND ONE MORE. LAST THING BOB SEE. BOB GOING TO DIE." EVIL MONSTER RAISE HAND ABOVE HEAVEN, BUMP STAR.
  102. [00:54:04] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> --CC BOB
  103. [00:54:14] <BOB> "UGYAAAAA" BOB FALL BACKWARDS UNDER MIGHT BLOW
  104. [00:54:22] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> NELL VOICE ECHO. "USE THE SUCC, BOB."
  105. [00:54:38] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> "USE THE SUCC."
  106. [00:55:04] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> >SPECSUCC PUNCH
  107. [00:55:07] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> >SPECSUCC PUNCH
  108. [00:55:10] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> >SPECSUCC PUNCH
  109. [00:55:12] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> >COMMAND?
  110. [00:55:27] <Scuttlebug> WHAT EVEN IS THIS ANYMORE
  111. [00:58:35] <BOB> BOB LOOK TO CRAZY MEME LADY AS HE STRUGGLE TO STAND.  HER WORD ECHO TO HIS HEART, BOB MUST EMBRACE TRUE POWER AND DEFEAT FEAR ONCE AND FOR ALL
  112. [00:59:55] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> EVIL FEAR MONSTER BRING FIST DOWN, BUT STOP BY 40 TOPKEK
  113. [01:00:04] <BOB> BOB CLOSE EYES, FOCUS CALM THOUGHT
  114. [01:00:09] <BOB> AND
  115. [01:00:14] <BOB> UNLEASH
  116. [01:00:16] <BOB> TRUE
  117. [01:00:18] <BOB> POWER
  118. [01:00:19] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> "DO IT BOB"
  119. [01:00:20] <BOB> OF
  120. [01:00:23] <BOB> SUCC
  121. [01:01:05] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> EVIL FEAR MONSTER GET THE SUCC AND IS BANISHED TO NORMIELAND
  122. [01:01:07] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> NEVER RETURN
  123. [01:01:24] <BOB> "GREAT FIST OF RIGHTEOUS MEME PUNCH!!!"  BOB SHOUT LOUDER THAN EVER BEFORE IN WHOLE LIFE
  124. [01:01:30] <Scuttlebug> i can't even comprehend how many levels of irony you're on
  125. [01:02:03] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> "NOOOO EVIL FEAR MONSTER BELONG TO 2D WAIFU" IT SCREAM AS SUCC ERODE IT BEING
  126. [01:02:36] <BOB> "NO MORE!  BOB BANISH FEAR FOREVER!  NEVER SCARED AGAIN!"
  127. [01:02:37] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> EVIL FEAR MONSTER BECOME TWINKLE IN IRC LOG
  128. [01:02:52] <EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER> "EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER is now known as `NELL"
  129. [01:02:55] * EVIL_FEAR_MONSTER is now known as `NELL
  130. [01:03:12] <`NELL> "BOB DID IT"
  131. [01:03:17] <`NELL> "BOB FOUND THE SUCC IN HIMSELF"
  132. [01:05:02] <BOB> "CRAZY MEME LADY RIGHT ALL ALONG.  TRULY BOBS GREATEST FRIEND"
  133. [01:05:38] <`NELL> "NELL BELIEVE IN BOB WHOLE TIME"
  134. [01:05:44] <`NELL> "NOW GOOD TIME TO GET MARRIED?"
  135. [01:06:04] <BOB> "BOB UNDERSTAND TRUE CALLING, PROTECT WORLD WITH RIGHTEOUS MEMES AND FISTS"
  136. [01:06:50] <`NELL> "AND SUCC"
  137. [01:06:55] <`NELL> "DON'T FORGET SUCC"
  138. [01:07:25] <BOB> BOB SURPRISED EVEN GREATER THAN FIRST TIME  "WITH BOB? THAT, THAT- "
  139. [01:07:56] <BOB> BOB GRAB NELL IN BIG BOBHUG  "BOB NEVER SO HAPPY IN ALL LIFE.  EVEN MORE THAN WHEN PUNCH FIRST ROCK"
  140. [01:09:55] <`NELL> NIGGERHORSE TRY TO JOIN BOBHUG BUT NO FIST "SAME. EVEN MORE THAN WHEN SAID FIRST MEME"
  141. [01:12:45] <BOB> AND THUS THE TWO GUARDIANS LIVED HAPPILY EVERY AFTER FOREVERMORE, PROTECTING THE WORLD WITH THE GREAT POWERS OF MEME AND FIST AND SUCC.
  142. [01:13:01] <`NELL> 100/10
  143. [01:13:26] <BOB> THE END?
  144. [01:13:28] <Scuttlebug> The Scuttlebug scuttles in on the aftermath of this scene.
  145. [01:13:33] <Scuttlebug> It instantly gives up and leaves.
  146. [01:13:53] <Scuttlebug> ... and uh
  147. [01:14:01] <Scuttlebug> you know what sure, you can wield the fist of succ
  148. [01:14:04] <Scuttlebug> instead of whatever you had
  149. [01:15:19] <`NELL> nice
  150. [01:15:47] <Scuttlebug> i still cannot parse what just went on here
  151. [01:15:56] <BOB> That was everything I could have hoped for, wow
  152. [01:16:00] <BOB> Perfection
  153. [01:16:13] <BOB> I'm not entirely sure I survived that actually
  154. [01:16:19] <Scuttlebug> like is this how people actually get married on /pol/
  155. [01:17:50] <BOB> what?
  156. [01:18:05] <BOB> I don't pay much attention to Kek threads actually
  157. [01:18:11] <Scuttlebug> wow
  158. [01:18:14] <Scuttlebug> weird
  159. [01:18:23] <Scuttlebug> i mean i saw most of my keks on /his/ instead
  160. [01:18:27] <Scuttlebug> and /his/ is just blue /pol/
  161. [01:18:55] <BOB> (Actually I haven't been to /pol/ for more than a minute or two in like a week or two, I get politics fatigue every so often and have to take a break for awhile)
  162. [01:19:00] * BOB is now known as Ramiel
  163. [01:19:16] * `NELL is now known as Raitaki
  164. [01:19:28] <Raitaki> my mind is still on cooldown
  165. [01:19:45] <Raitaki> the number on its icon isn't going down
  166. [01:19:51] <Raitaki> i've no idea what unit it's in
  167. [01:20:12] <Scuttlebug> yeah even flamy can't do the thing anymore
  168. [01:20:16] <Scuttlebug> he, too, was destroyed
  169. [01:20:32] * Scuttlebug is now known as Giantree
  170. [01:20:35] <Giantree> man what the fuck
  171. [01:20:38] <Raitaki> ^
  172. [01:20:39] <Giantree> you're all fired
  173. [01:20:43] <Raitaki> thank
  174. [01:21:45] <Flamy> > BOB AND NELL ATTAIN S SUPPORT
  175. [01:22:01] <Giantree> oh he returned from the dead
  176. [01:22:03] <Flamy> > Bob and Nell have attained a Support Rank of S!
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