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  1. >"Anon! Anon! I'm here!" somepony yells from a crowd of ponies on the Ponyville's train station.
  2. >You try to find the source of that familiar sound with your eyes, but it's pointless, since the crowd chants your name.
  3. >Even though you are taller than even princess Celestia, you can't see her, because those damn pegasi are flying all around you and singing some stupid shit.
  4. >It’s your second year in Equestria, and those little brats are still just as hyped as they were when you’d come.
  5. >Only your friend was fair enough to tell you that you are special because of who you are, and not just because you are Equestria’s only human and that you can have a pretty good life here too.
  6. >That's why you feel terrible almost being kidnapped by the crowd of high ponies stupidly dancing and singing about how awesome you were in the last movie.
  7. >Yes, you are a movie star.
  8. >With creasy bit of a luck you were transported to this land with your grandpa's old camera and movie machine.
  9. >Ponies quickly adapted this technology and now they use it for their own purposes, but they’ve had a rough start.
  10. >They hadn’t known how to make a movie, so you showed them, and but then they still had issues with the plots.
  11. >You wrote a basic script and they hyped again.
  12. >It’s stupid but you thought it was cute.
  13. >When they made their first movie it was as horrible unwatchable shit as some cartoon shows on Earth.
  14. >It turned out that they don't know anything about acting in movies, even if their theater’s actors where pretty good and convincing.
  15. >So you showed them how to play, and the rest went on its own.
  16. >And now you were in middle of Ponyville, famous and welcomed by everypony.
  17. >Even if you wants to see only one of them.
  18. >Your true friend.
  19. >Their dance and song ends, eventually, just before it makes you puke.
  20. >You try to run away but they ask, or rather attack you for your autographs.
  21. >You are bored, tired and sick of it, but you sign some for the little ones.
  22.  
  23. "Please, please everypony," yes, you speak like that. It hurts sometimes, but communication is a basis in your work. "Let me rest a bit. I just came from Cloudsdale and-"
  24. >"Cloudsdale! We thought you were in Manehattan!"
  25. >"No! He was in Appelosa!
  26. >”Anon! Where were you?!"
  27. >"Yeah! Tell us the truth!"
  28. >”Anon tell us, now!"
  29. >Ohgodwhy.jpg
  30. >This shit makes you angry.
  31. "Ok. OK! I will tell you everything, but tomorrow at a meeting. For now, feel yourselves invited at a premiere of the newest movie which I will present today, just after sunset.”
  32. >Those forgotten by gods fuckers dance again, singing and guessing what about this movie is.
  33. >And your friend is still waiting just behind those creatures.
  34. “The movie’s name is The Avalanche. Tell your friends, family and everypony about this event because we will have a special guest-”
  35. >”Who’ll it be?!”
  36. >”Anon! Who?! Please tell us!”
  37. >”We have to know, Anon!”
  38. “It’s a surprise-“
  39. >”Yes Anon! Tell us!”
  40. >”Now Anon, tell us now!”
  41. >Oh for fucking sake!
  42. “I can only tell you that you know her and love her! And now I’m sorry, I have to go to-“
  43. >”Where’ll you go Anon!?”
  44. >”Yes Anon! Where?!”
  45. >”Where Anon!?”
  46. >”Can we go with you?!”
  47. >And they pause after that.
  48. “I have to shit!”
  49. >No, you didn’t say that.
  50. “Only if you want to see me naked under my shower.”
  51. >They massively inhale the air and turn crimson red, looking at you and at each other. They reminds you the Sweet Apple Acres before harvest time.
  52. >That gives you an opportunity to wedge between them.
  53. >Some of them hide their faces in their hooves, others wave in the air like to get more air, and others just look at you silent.
  54. >Before you’ve left them for good, you hear as an undefined mare whispered “Not like I would mind...”
  55. >Now you are red too.
  56. >But they pass you and you finally stays in front of your only true friend.
  57.  
  58. >And here she is, looking at you with her beautiful green eyes, and fanning herself with her hat.
  59. >The sun’s high, and it’s the middle of summer.
  60. >”Howdy Anon!”,
  61. “Howdy howdy,” you copy her southern accent making her laugh.
  62. >You look around to see that the ponies have already gone, but their noises can still be heard.
  63. >Your hand lands on her little head, scratching her ear.
  64. >”That’s nice Anon, but ya should rest a bit. Ya look terrible, and also sweat like a sheep too.”
  65. >She is right.
  66. >You cannot sleep in the trains because that makes you sick, and the ‘greeting’ you’ve got made you even more exhausted.
  67. “How do you know how sheep sweat?”
  68. >”Fluttershy said so.”
  69. “Oh, ok then, I think. Listen, would you like to come with me, you know, to my place?”
  70. >”Oh sure thing, sugarcube. I missed you.”
  71. “I missed you too.”
  72. >With that the two of you head back to your place, chatting aimlessly to pass the time, all along with smiles plastered on both of your faces for the most of the journey.
  73. >You like to be near her, because, maybe not everypony knows, but she was honest, and since you are the only human and a famous movie star everypony treats you like a God.
  74. >A God who loves to look at dancing and singing ponies.
  75. >And you don’t.
  76. >You stop in front of your house, opening the door and invite her in.
  77. >”Thank you sugarcube.”
  78. >It’s rather small, compared to what you used to on Earth, but thanks to Applejack and her friends your place is really lovely and hospitable.
  79. >Rainbow Dash used to live here, but since she became a Wonderbolt you managed to rent it from her for a fair price due to her spoilering the films you were acting in.
  80. >Good deal, indeed.
  81. >Applejack opens the windows to let the fresh air comes in.
  82. “I hope you don’t mind that I’m going to make a quick shower now.”
  83. >”Not at all, Anon.”
  84. >She sends you a warm, encouraging smile.
  85. >You go to the bathroom.
  86. >The shower was really quick but pleasant enough to be grateful for running water, your next gift for Equestria.
  87. >With a towel wrapped around your waist you walk to your room to change into a clean set of clothes.
  88. >Yeah, a fresh underwear, a pair jeans and a flannel shirt is what you like.
  89. >Everything is completed with your gayful, red, leather shoes.
  90. >In a non-predator civilisation leather parts of clothing are rather frightening for ponies.
  91. >But, an odd thing is, the ponies are ok with it as long as it’s manticores leather like these, or from some other aggressive race.
  92. >With you now looking presentable and smelling fresh to death, you go to the main room in which you’ve left her.
  93. >And she’s... gone?
  94. >A clattering sound echoes from the kitchen, next door.
  95. >You enter in and notice that Applejack have made a meal for you two already, and now she is putting it on two plates.
  96. >It is cute, because you left nothing to eat here before, and that means she’s been keeping busy until your return.
  97. “It looks delicious, thank you.”
  98. >”Oh, before ya flatter at least take a try.”
  99. >You hand a slice of tomato but she hits your hand, hard.
  100. >“Anon! Don’t sneak now! It’s almost done.”
  101. >For you, it is already, but visibly she is doing something with it.
  102. >She blocks your line of sight and just before you can steal a quick peek over her head she grabs the two plates, and balance them in her front hooves as she moves to your main room, which is also your dining room.
  103. >But there is no table since it was destroyed by Pinkie Pie’s little crocodile.
  104. >The two of you sit on an old, comfy couch.
  105. >You are curious what she’s done with the food, so just after she give you one of plates, you inspect it carefully.
  106. >It’s a delicious looking salad, but nothing has changed since you saw it in the kitchen.
  107. >You look at her suspiciously but she only smile to you eating her portion.
  108. >Paranoid Anon is paranoid.
  109. >You eat and this delightful pieces of veggies are making you grateful for you life.
  110. >It hasn’t be like this, but now, in this world, with the best friend possible for you, nothing could fail.
  111. >”Tell me Anon, how it was?”
  112. “How? You know, this business is creasy. Everypony hypes whenever they see me live or on the movie.”
  113. >”Oh, you poor thing.”
  114. >It wasn’t say as a sarcasm.
  115. >She knows how you hate those dancing, singing and praising you like a god ponies.
  116. >But it couldn’t be helped.
  117. >That is the only thing you are good at it, and you need a lot of money to afford at the style of live you love.
  118. “That’s not the worst. Every damn mare was trying to jump to my bed, and I’m sure even couple of stallion tried too!”
  119. >She isn’t shocked, rather concerned.
  120. >”Even stallions?”
  121. “Yeah. But I did a great job avoiding my bed and renting another room in this same hotel.”
  122. >”Didn’t they find out?”
  123. >You laugh.
  124. “Well, no. In fact I was living a floor under my official apartment, and I’m pretty sure mine unwelcomed guests were having a real loud fun in waiting for me.”
  125. >She laughs and pats your hand with her hoof.
  126. >”Ya should make a movie about that!”
  127. >You blush.
  128. >She hasn’t know about porn industry on the earth.
  129. “W-what do you mean?”
  130. >”Oh, ya know, not wanted efforts, just like in your last movie.”
  131. >Oh.
  132. “OH! Ah, yeah, you are, right, that could be hilarious, haha.”
  133. >She looks at you carefully raising her eyebrow, “did Ah say something bad?”
  134. >Word ‘bad’ sounds… odd.
  135. “Why, N-no. Why y-you ask?”
  136. >”Oh you know, Ah know when you lie.
  137. “Hey! I didn’t lie I just…”
  138. >She giggled, “Ah knowed!”
  139. >datpony.jpg
  140. >”Now tell me the truth. Tell me the truth!” She acts like ponies at the train station before.
  141. “Ok! Ok! Just, give me a second to think about it.”
  142. >She stands up and takes your empty plates departing to the kitchen.
  143. >Think Anon.
  144. >You can’t lie to her.
  145. >And not only because you don’t want to.
  146. >She’s back with two glass of her cider.
  147. “Thank you,” you say and take a sip.
  148. >She takes her sitting back on the couch directing her face to you.
  149. >”So?”
  150. >Eh, fuck.
  151. “That what you’d said reminded me a certain movies category, which was rather popular on the earth.”
  152. >She doesn’t interrupt you.
  153. “In those movies humans like me, were loving each other.”
  154. >Your ears burns but she doesn’t react.
  155. >Damn, don’t make me to say-
  156. >”So? It’s just like in the Romualdo and Julianna. I saw that movie. It was a bit creepy and stupid, but hey, ya can’t be in good shape anytime.”
  157. >That bitch.
  158. >She lies on her back and puts her head on your lap.
  159. >You feel how her head was warm when she softly kneads your leg to be like a pillow.
  160. “No, not like that.”
  161. >”Then like what?”
  162. >You touch her beautiful blond made tied in a ponytail.
  163. >”Anon! Tell me the truth! Tell me the truth!”
  164. >She cheers like that stupid ponies on the train station again.
  165. “They fuck, Applejack. They fuck.”
  166.  
  167. >The heat in the room increases noticeable, nevertheless windows are still open aerating the place.
  168. >You feel ashamed and red as a tomato.
  169. >’Is she mad?’ you ponder, not being able to look at the orange pony whose head is still lying on your nap.
  170. >However you’ve felt how she’s shuddered, so you look at her to see that she’s buried her face in her hat.
  171. >”A-anon?”
  172. >Her voice trembles.
  173. >”Tell me Anon,” she take a breath, “w-were ya an actor on the earth?”
  174. >Huh?
  175. “What?”
  176. >She moves her hat just to catch your eyes.
  177. >You feel your blood boils unwillingly.
  178. >”Ahm askin’ were ya playin’ in t-those kind of movies.”
  179. >Your heart stops.
  180. >You expected laugh, maybe anger, maybe even to be hit in the face, but not that she might be interested in your career history, or rather sexual experiences.
  181. >Your mouth are dry as desert, when you say.
  182. “Applejack, I’ve never played in a single movie on the earth.”
  183. >She snuggles into your legs again, this time just like she tries to find a better place to sleep, but none of you are sleepy at the moment.
  184. >You feel her warmness, smell her light apple scent.
  185. >How did you ever miss that magnificent, delicate smell?
  186. >She moves again, poking a bulge in your jeans with one of her ears.
  187. >Your body reacts letting the bulge grows when you look deep in her beautiful green eyes trying to find an answer does she know how close your member her snout actually is.
  188. >That what you find isn’t exactly the answer.
  189. >Her eyes are full of fear.
  190. >But why?
  191. >Because you used to have got a lot of women in old days on the earth?
  192. >Because you aren’t a pure as a virgin?
  193. >You would love to if that would be true, but considering that you have never been with any woman or mare that would be a terrible, terrible lie.
  194. >In old days you would cry and beg a girl to let you have fun with her, but now?
  195. >After your one-way trip to Equestria you’ve changed a lot.
  196. >With a warm but not very convincing smile, your index finger lands on her neck.
  197. >She gulps but doesn’t run away from your touch, visibly waiting for… more?
  198. >In fact, she moves only her hat back at her face, breaking your eye contact but giving you a better access to her neck.
  199. >You don’t move closer, she leans to your hand moving closer and closer to your member.
  200. >”Anon, so ya-”
  201. “No, I didn’t. I would never do that even if I could. Especially if I could, AJ.”
  202. >She looks at you from behind her hat.
  203. >A warm smile on your face causes her big eyes open even wider, somehow.
  204. >Your hand slowly massages her soft neck gently rubbing and squeezing her mane.
  205. “You know me Applejack. I just, I just couldn't do t-that with a woman or mare if I don’t feel a thing for her.”
  206. >She exhale the air and… softens?
  207. >You stay silent still touching her smooth neck.
  208. >So does she.
  209. >Thanks to gods she doesn’t move a bit because she is too close your sensitive part.
  210. >”Anon?”
  211. >A warm wave sheds on you.
  212. >You don’t stop.
  213. “Yes, my dearest Apple?”
  214. >Her body tenses.
  215. >”Do ya, do ya wanna make a movie?”
  216. >You stop.
  217. >You look unbelieving in what you’ve heard trying to find her eyes at her eyes, but they are under the hat, again.
  218. “W-what do y-you mean?”
  219. >Your voice was higher than usual.
  220. >Her rapid move send a weird wave of a feel through your entire body.
  221. >She has to notices that, because your hand has lightly pinched her.
  222. >What’s worse, her cheek finally meets your pant’s bulge.
  223. >She bolts up rolling off the coach and lands on the floor.
  224. “A-Applejack?”
  225. >She doesn’t look at you.
  226. >”Ya know, Ah dunno what I was thinking, just forget it.”
  227. >You stand up to pick her up but she instantly jumps away from you.
  228. “Applejack, but what are you talking about?”
  229. >She turns her head to let your eyes met again.
  230. >Yours were worried, her embarrassed.
  231. “Look, I really never played in a porn movie, I’ve almost not watched them too!”
  232. >She gives you a disgusted look.
  233. >You realize what you’ve said..
  234. >Fuck me.
  235. >You don’t know if she is angry, but she’s clearly touched, red all over her face.
  236. >”Ya pervert.”
  237. >That sounds shaky.
  238. >The blood in your ears resounds fiercely making your face scarlet.
  239. “No, AJ, it’s not like that!”
  240. >”Ah don’t wanna to hear that Anon!”
  241. >She starts to run to the door.
  242. “No! Let me explain, please!”
  243. >She stops when you’ve intercoursed her path.
  244. >She could easily ram you away but she stops and make a couple steps back yelling, “don’t staph me!”
  245. >You make a calming move with your hands, just like to shush a little kid.
  246. >’She is the truth pony, the truth will save you Anon!’
  247. >You know that might work, so you say what you feel.
  248. “I’ve really, really didn’t enjoy it much. Their actor’s playing and plot was-”
  249. >’What are you even talking about?’
  250. >An example of your stupidity stuns you.
  251. >She catches her chance and passes by you.
  252. >You turn around to see her orange, strong legs galloping away from you, to, as you predict, Sweet Apple Acres.
  253. “I’m sorry Applejack! I really didn’t mean to mention that! It just...”
  254. >She doesn’t look back.
  255. “But come to watch the show!”
  256. >She’s almost gone.
  257. “We stay in touch!”
  258. >’Whaaat?’
  259. >According to the circumstances, that’s sounded just like… the rest of what you’ve said.
  260. >Some random ponies are looking at your head sticked out of your house through the entrance.
  261. >’Keep calm, they don’t have to know what was going about.’
  262. >You smile to them showing your white teeth, thinking how to save the day.
  263. “And you ponies are also invited to the grand premiere!”
  264. >The sounds of collective happiness rolls along the growing crowd.
  265. >They smile to you.
  266. >’Straight from the frying pan into the fire.’
  267. >You know what will come next.
  268. >It was a run for your sanity.
  269. >The door has closed at its own speed when you jump to the windows trying to close them too.
  270. >’Those fucking zombies live on our fear!’
  271. >’SHUT UP, BRAIN!’
  272. >The damned long, white sheer curtains are hindering your attempting to close the windows.
  273. “Come on, come on!”
  274. >You hear how they start to hum a some kind of light and happy song.
  275. >’God no.’
  276. >’No!’
  277. >Oh fuck the curtains, you just lock the windows damaging them, surely destroying the silk.
  278. >Even knowledge that Rarity will be mad at you doesn’t stop you from that.
  279. >Finally, the silence and darkness prevail in the room filling you with a kind of satisfaction.
  280. >Heavily breathing you rub and scratch your forehead.
  281. >At least one thing you saved.
  282. >Your mental health.
  283. >You recognise Applejack’s scent which has sunk deep into your palms.
  284. >You smile to yourself, because it’s completely inaccurate reward for that what you’ve done.
  285. >Small victories and small losses are what your life was and is.
  286. >You crawl to the sofa and land on it very carefully, trying to not hit your head with wooden arms, neigher make a sound which the crowd of cheerful ponies could take as an invitation to making what they do the best.
  287. >You close your eyes, and nothing happens.
  288. >’You are save now.’
  289. >You have to rest a bit before the night, because it will be tiring, you are sure it’ll be.
  290. >the hand which you’ve massaged AJ landed on your nose.
  291. >She is smart and cute, but you don’t know why did she react like that.
  292. >Not a single hint except that she would be very upset if you would be a porn star.
  293. >You feel sleepy.
  294. >Just a quick nap, well, couple hours you’ve got.
  295. >You need that sleep so much!
  296. >You pass out in no time.
  297. >...
  298. >A single tone from the abyss vibrates tenaciously in your ears.
  299. >You hear a clear voice.
  300. >And... a chorus?
  301. >’Why! Oh why Celestia cannot be like other tyrants and just ban those activities like dancing, singing, cheering without a reason?’
  302. >This can’t happen.
  303. >Not now, not ever.
  304. >”... that story, that plot, we have to repeat it ALOUD!”
  305. >Your eyelids opened on their own.
  306. >The lights, the colours, the sounds attack you all together making you internally scream.
  307. >”Anon! sing with us!”
  308. “GOD DAMMIT!”
  309. >”That’s the spirit!”
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