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[2016-11-22 10:08:56] <clambeewow> Assuredly I already sent a .tell to paradox. No fucking way that cocksucker is banning me for something trivial compared to what he and mulder are doing
[2016-11-22 10:09:37] <Bino3005> what were you banned for lol
[2016-11-22 10:09:44] <Bino3005> paradox doesnt ban anyone
[2016-11-22 10:14:06] <Assuredly> clambeewow, paradox doesnt accept tells
[2016-11-22 10:14:06] <fumyl> clambeewow: for the record, your .tell was hilarious and i have zero idea what you're even talking about. you were banned for being a penis. i don't even know what mulder said to you.
[2016-11-22 10:14:09] <Assuredly> send him a pm
[2016-11-22 10:14:22] <clambeewow> hopefully pinging him is enough, I'll join later
[2016-11-22 10:14:25] <Assuredly> clambeewow, he will end up unbanning you just give it time and dont over react
[2016-11-22 10:14:28] <clambeewow> yep
[2016-11-22 10:14:28] <fumyl> ban appeal of the century:
[2016-11-22 10:14:29] <fumyl> <gonzobot> clambeephone sent you a message 2 hours and 35 seconds ago: fyi dickbag, mulder did say that shit to me. Said his biggest joy would be to hear my family burned to death alive in a house fire. Told me to go ahead and kill myself now before the divorce. If you wanna support that go ahead keep banning me like a fucking cuck sucking mulder's dick.
[2016-11-22 10:14:29] <fumyl> Dude is toxic as fuck
[2016-11-22 10:14:30] <Assuredly> he wont see your ping
[2016-11-22 10:14:30] <clambeewow> I'm not
[2016-11-22 10:14:33] <clambeewow> cool
[2016-11-22 10:14:35] <fumyl> literally no idea what you're talking about.
[2016-11-22 10:15:15] <fumyl> you create these elaborate conspiracy theories in your head that people are out to get you and they all talk to each other and exchange information. in reality you're just an ass and no one can stand you.
[2016-11-22 10:15:35] <Chad> who's mulder?
[2016-11-22 10:15:39] <Assuredly> whose chad?
[2016-11-22 10:33:43] <clambeewow> Chad
[2016-11-22 10:33:54] <Chad> clambeewow
[2016-11-22 10:33:57] <clambeewow> Mulder is a dude who, after I shared some family frustrations (wife is moody and pregnant)
[2016-11-22 10:34:12] <clambeewow> send me pms over multiple days saying he hopes we get divorced and that my family's house burns down with them inside
[2016-11-22 10:34:20] <clambeewow> and for me to just go ahead and kill myself as it's going to happen anyway
[2016-11-22 10:34:38] <Chad> Is he also Buffy?
[2016-11-22 10:34:40] <aboynamedsu> snoonet pms or reddit pms?
[2016-11-22 10:34:45] <clambeewow> in my state, someone saying that "nothing would make them happier than your house burning down" is considered a legit threat
[2016-11-22 10:34:54] <clambeewow> so it would cost a $50 civil suit filing fee to get his IP address
[2016-11-22 10:35:01] <aboynamedsu> lol do it
[2016-11-22 10:35:05] <clambeewow> and a PI/atty $500 to get their info from the IP
[2016-11-22 10:35:10] <clambeewow> aboynamedsu snoonet
[2016-11-22 10:35:15] <aboynamedsu> ah damn
[2016-11-22 10:35:37] <Ffnorde> Kaalaaa might doxx them for you for a much lower price
[2016-11-22 10:35:48] <aboynamedsu> who is mulder? snoonet staff?
[2016-11-22 10:35:51] <clambeewow> Ffnorde I don't want to pay a snoonet mod to roll on them
[2016-11-22 10:35:51] <Hades> damn clambeewow, in Louisiana?
[2016-11-22 10:35:58] <clambeewow> Hades Georgia
[2016-11-22 10:36:02] <Hades> ohh
[2016-11-22 10:36:04] <Ffnorde> Kaalaaa is not a mod
[2016-11-22 10:36:04] <Hades> good to know!
[2016-11-22 10:36:05] <Chad> I've dealt with him before
[2016-11-22 10:36:07] <clambeewow> I have rental homes and deal with similar shit all the time
[2016-11-22 10:36:08] <Chad> He's an asshole
[2016-11-22 10:36:16] <Ffnorde> Kaalaaa is a force unto himself
[2016-11-22 10:36:18] <clambeewow> seriously, $550 is what it would cost to get his address
[2016-11-22 10:36:22] <Ffnorde> And the voices in his head
[2016-11-22 10:36:23] <clambeewow> then I can file suit in his state
[2016-11-22 10:36:43] <aboynamedsu> please do all of that and make a post on r/drama about it
[2016-11-22 10:36:51] <Ffnorde> Yes
[2016-11-22 10:36:58] <Chad> Do that
[2016-11-22 10:37:26] <Ffnorde> Also in Donald Trump's America, Melania will make doubly sure such cyber-bullying and threats are illegal
[2016-11-22 10:37:39] <Ffnorde> And he will be sent to jail
[2016-11-22 10:44:50] <clambeewow> aboynamedsu I might, it helps that I have a JD in contract law so I can do the footwork and have someone licensed in his state file the motions
[2016-11-22 10:49:28] <Ffnorde> How do you know what state he lives in
[2016-11-22 10:49:55] <clambeewow> I would find out when snoonet gets subpoena'd to give up his IP
[2016-11-22 10:50:09] <clambeewow> then pay an PI/Atty I know here in georgia to get his address from his ISP
[2016-11-22 10:50:28] <clambeewow> I've already pm'd some of the snoonet mods that this may be happening so they need to record his IPs in case he tries to block it
[2016-11-22 10:50:50] <Ffnorde> What if he's using a VPN
[2016-11-22 10:50:51] <clambeewow> the only thing that would be a slight hassle is find an atty in his state to file the motion, but tbh it's not that bad. Worst case is it costs a couple bucks
[2016-11-22 10:50:52] <Ffnorde> Oorrr
[2016-11-22 10:50:57] <Ffnorde> If he's foreign
[2016-11-22 10:51:01] <clambeewow> he might be, it's still going to cause him grief
[2016-11-22 10:51:11] <Chad> What if he's Canadian
[2016-11-22 10:51:19] <clambeewow> I can file suit in canada
[2016-11-22 10:51:22] <Ffnorde> Those goddamn foreigners like to come on here
[2016-11-22 10:51:24] <clambeewow> as an american citizen
[2016-11-22 10:51:32] <clambeewow> he did this while I was on my personal company ISP
[2016-11-22 10:51:35] <clambeewow> thatI own
[2016-11-22 10:51:40] <Ffnorde> What if he's European
[2016-11-22 10:51:42] <clambeewow> so it's not a person suiding a canadian citizen
[2016-11-22 10:51:42] <Chad> That seems like a lot of hassle
[2016-11-22 10:51:44] <LLSTTC> bloody foreigners
[2016-11-22 10:51:47] <clambeewow> pretty sure euro will do it also
[2016-11-22 10:51:50] <Ffnorde> Omg, what if he's French!!
[2016-11-22 10:52:07] <clambeewow> Chad yeah well I'm not super stoked about someone threatening to burn down my home with my family inside
[2016-11-22 10:52:11] <obyn> are you really going through all of this because someone is mean to you on irc?
[2016-11-22 10:52:33] <Chad> You're right. Go for it!
[2016-11-22 10:52:58] <clambeewow> obyn at first idgaf
[2016-11-22 10:53:19] <clambeewow> but I figure fuck, couple emails, not exactly a lot of hassle
[2016-11-22 10:53:41] <Ffnorde> Unless they're international
[2016-11-22 10:53:47] <Ffnorde> Then it's a lot of hassle
[2016-11-22 10:54:06] <clambeewow> at the very least it will officially make snoonet aware that they have a user making real and valid threats
[2016-11-22 10:54:16] <clambeewow> way way past trolling and meme'ing goofing and gaffs
[2016-11-22 10:54:22] <Bino3005> lol real and valid threat
[2016-11-22 10:54:30] <Bino3005> you obviously havent seen half the shit he's said to other people
[2016-11-22 10:54:40] <Bino3005> they've brushed it off and put their bog boy panties on
[2016-11-22 10:54:44] <Bino3005> *big, too
[2016-11-22 10:54:44] <clambeewow> idgaf
[2016-11-22 10:54:49] <clambeewow> I dont wear panties
[2016-11-22 10:54:55] <clambeewow> I wear a 12" black strap on
[2016-11-22 10:55:03] <Chad> Remember when you were a black woman?
[2016-11-22 10:55:06] <clambeewow> yes I do
[2016-11-22 10:55:11] <clambeewow> I miss it tbh
[2016-11-22 10:56:56] <shitposting> he made #americansonly
[2016-11-22 10:57:00] <shitposting> so he's definitely in the us
[2016-11-22 10:57:12] <shitposting> people not in the us are banned from it
[2016-11-22 10:57:19] <Ffnorde> That's just the kind of thing a European would do
[2016-11-22 10:57:26] <Bino3005> ^
[2016-11-22 10:58:00] <Chad> dukbcaaj was European too
[2016-11-22 10:58:19] <Ffnorde> Oh god, they're everywhere
[2016-11-22 10:58:33] <Ffnorde> Non-Americans Out!!
[2016-11-22 10:59:30] <Chad> How do we know clambeewow isn't a eurocuck?
[2016-11-22 10:59:38] <clambeewow> I know plenty of irc folks IRL
[2016-11-22 10:59:55] <obyn> .geo clambeewow
[2016-11-22 10:59:55] <gonzobot> (obyn) Invalid input.
[2016-11-22 10:59:57] <obyn> :(
[2016-11-22 11:00:00] <clambeewow> I live in atlanta
[2016-11-22 11:00:14] <Chad> Do you know 2 Chainz?
[2016-11-22 11:00:18] <obyn> atlantis
[2016-11-22 11:02:09] <clambeewow> Chad I grew up in the same housing project as TI
[2016-11-22 11:02:29] <clambeewow> I do know a couple of famous rappers especially back from my drug manuf days
[2016-11-22 11:02:33] <clambeewow> or knew, I guess