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- >You threw the last of the toppings onto your side of the pizza.
- >Yours was loaded with about twelve types of meat.
- >Does cheese count as meat in an existential crisis?
- >Eh
- >The other side was full veggie.
- >There was a clear dividing line between your side and Wallflowers.
- >After her magic thing she had gotten popular.
- >Before being forgotten again.
- >You had watched from the sidelines and it was really sad to see her spirit get crushed like that.
- >Those girls tried to help, but the food the lunch guys served was more traumatizing than this magic stuff.
- >This meant she was doomed to only be at a slightly better state than before.
- >So before she hit rock bottom, again, you stepped forward.
- >The two of you meshed rather well and before you knew it, she was shyly asking you on a date.
- >Good thing too.
- >You were about to ask her out yourself and watch her turn into a big green mess.
- >You toss the pizza into the oven and set the timer, before making your way to the living room.
- >Once you two started dating, interest in both of you skyrocketed just because of the weirdness.
- >She worked on gardens and was kind of meek.
- >You messed around with cars with your mom and were nearly as bulky as Bulk.
- >Maybe more so because you didn't skip leg day.
- >Everyone thought both of you were gay, so when word got around you were dating, you were the talk of the school.
- >Wallflower tried not to get her hopes up, but found she was making some actual friends.
- >You had to beat some of the gossipier guys back, but you were happy she was doing better.
- >The girl in question is currently on the couch, nose in her phone.
- >"Hey, Anon. What do-oop!"
- >You place a hand on each of her hips and lift.
- >She only wriggled a little since she was mostly used to this.
- >You twist her around before turning to land heavily on the couch with the girl on top of you.
- "Hmm, that's the good stuff."
- >You preempt Wallflowers escape by wrapping your arms around her belly.
- >This does not stop her wriggling and huffing.
- >"Do you have to do this everytime you sit down?"
- "Yes."
- >She wriggles a bit more.
- >"But you're going to have to go back to check the pizza. You'll have to get up and I was comfy."
- "You can check the pizza."
- >Her wriggling comes to a stop for a moment.
- >"I'm kind of comfy now."
- >You slowly start to lay down.
- >She follows the motions, putting her head on your shoulder as you put yours on the armrest.
- "How about now?"
- >The smaller frame vibrates against yours as she hums.
- >"I really don't want to get up now."
- >You squeeze her belly, returning her hum.
- >You both lie there, enjoying eachothers company and warmth.
- >Until you get bored.
- >You crack open an eye and start to look around.
- >After a bit, you notice Wallflowers phone is in her left hand.
- >She never lets you anywhere near it.
- >And right now it was right next to your hand.
- >Time to be an obnoxious shit.
- >You take your right hand and start to slide it up her left side.
- >She hums once again, nestling into you and reminding you of something you had forgotten.
- >As her legs slide downwards, you place yours tactically for when you are ready to strike.
- >Your right hand starts to tighten around her left arm.
- >You wonder how mad she'll be.
- "We should watch a movie."
- >Your left hand starts sliding down.
- >"What do you want to watch?"
- >You feel the top of her phone, but try to keep from jostling it in her hand.
- "I was thinking Daring Do and Wallflowers phone."
- >All at once, you pull her with your right arm, push with your legs and grab her phone.
- >It wasn't pretty, but it sent her deeper into the couch and you off of it.
- >You laugh as you run towards the bathroom.
- >It took Wallflower a moment to realize what happened.
- >"Anon get back here right now!"
- >You laugh louder as you slam the door shut behind you and lock it.
- >She's pounding on it a second later.
- >"Anon open this door, or so help me-"
- "Oh, are you going to hurt defenseless little me, Blushy? I thought we were closer than that."
- >The door knob rattles before she answers.
- >"You are neither of those things! And I don't care if you're a guy, if you go through my phone I'll-"
- "Ooooh, look at what little naughty Blushy has been going through! What a bad girl."
- >You pocket her phone and lean on the counter.
- >You weren't actually going to go through it, you just wanted to tease her.
- >And by the sounds of things, it was working.
- >The pounding has returned in full force.
- >"Anon you need to get out here right now!"
- "Oh Wallflower, how could I possibly do that now that I know what you've done?"
- >You think she's kicking the door now.
- >"I know you haven't seen todays password so I know you couldn't have gotten in there, Anon! Open this door!"
- "But Blushy-"
- >"SHUT UP AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, SLUT!"
- >This is Sides, contacting control.
- >We are in a stable orbit, awaiting further orders.
- >The pounding stops as you collapse on the floor, trying desperately to breath.
- >"A-Anon..."
- >That is the funniest thing you have ever heard her say.
- >"I-I didn't mean it, I just go to some websites and..."
- >Does she go to the board?
- >You knew you picked a good one.
- >"I know that's not a good excuse but..."
- >Little noises start to escape that sound like a chipmunk doing CPR on an engine.
- >"Nonono, please don't cry, Anon. I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! I just-"
- "BAHAHAHAHA! Holy shit, really?! Get back in the kitchen?! Blushy, you are ADORABLE!"
- >Wallflower is quiet as you continue to laugh.
- >"S-so you're not mad?"
- >You try and wrap up a fit of giggling before answering.
- "I'm only upset that you chose that as an insult."
- >You pull yourself up off the floor so that you can open the door.
- >There you see a very red Wallflower rubbing her arm.
- "And slut? Really? No class in todays youth."
- >This gets a reaction from her.
- >"We're the same age!"
- >You smirk as you throw the little green girl over your shoulder, getting a small squawk from her.
- "Well you're clearly not as mature as I am."
- >You can feel the hate radiating off her right now.
- >She's probably just keeping her mouth because she feels like she should be in trouble.
- >"I wish I understood guys."
- >Or she's trying to understand the opposite sex.
- >Good luck with that!
- >You toss her back on the couch and hand her her phone.
- "I didn't try to go through it, I promise."
- >She takes the phone, looking somewhat guilty.
- >"I'm really-"
- >BEEEEEP
- >You smile as you look towards the kitchen.
- "Pizzas done. Let me go grab it."
- >You strut into the kitchen and grab a hot pad.
- "Hey! Hey Blushy! I'm back in the kitchen! Are you happy now?!"
- >You hear her groan as you pull the pizza out.
- >"I'm never going to live this down, am I?"
- "Nope!"
- >The groan is louder as you set the pizza on the stove.
- >You turn to see the face of misery painted green.
- >"Can't you just...I don't know. Do my nails and have this pass in one go? I'll even show them off to my friends."
- >You cross your arms as you grin at her.
- "Unless you want them done in engine oil, no I can not."
- >She hangs her head and groans for the third time.
- >"Can you at least not tell my parents?"
- "So long as you answer a question for me?"
- >She lifts her head, giving you a cautious look.
- >"What?"
- "You said you've been to some websites-"
- >"Tell my parents!"
- >You smirk as she starts to panic.
- "Would it happen to be a Neighponese basket weaving forum?"
- >The growing panic slowly turns to confusion.
- >"Y-you've been there? But you-"
- "Have a penis, yes."
- >Her eyes drop for a moment before rising back up.
- >"So what do you-"
- "I aggressively shitpost. How about you?"
- >Wallflower slowly nods.
- >"Same. That's why I said...Do you ever, uh-"
- "Post dick pics? Totally. It's always a surefire way to derail a thread or just to have some fun."
- >Wallflower shuffles in place for a moment.
- >"I-I'm not sure if it was you, but I might have saved one of those pictures."
- >Now this was a surprise.
- >She may have already seen your junk before the two of you have done anything.
- >You think of all the threads you made and-
- >No.
- >No way.
- >You lean back against the counter as you grin.
- "You never put a picture of yourself in one of these threads, did you?"
- >She flinches before nodding.
- "Did you leave the picture along with a post telling me the same thing you said outside the bathroom?"
- >Your grin goes full shit-eating as she starts to shrink in on herself.
- >"Um. I would need to see the post again and-"
- >You nod as you pull out your phone.
- "I don't have the full post, but I have the pic."
- >Wallflower chokes on air for a moment as your grin advances to cheshire levels.
- >"You saved it?!"
- >You nod as you pull the picture up.
- "I only saved two from that thread. Yours because it was the only one that looked washed, and another one from some blue crusty chick that needs to see a doctor."
- >You tilt your head as you look at the phone.
- "I look at hers whenever I want to get out of class. Spew chunks everytime. Hey, aren't you on the yearbook thingy? I feel like your photography skills should be better."
- >The phone is snatched from your hands, allowing you to get a pizza cutter.
- >"That has nothing to do with-oh my God, that's actually mine! I can't believe we've seen eachothers bits but haven't seen eachother naked yet!"
- >Huh
- >You've masturbated to her before you met her.
- >And you're willing to bet she did the same.
- "We can fix that."
- >Wallflower blushes.
- "But more importantly, we have some serious potential here, Blushy."
- >She shakes her head as you make the first cut.
- >"What do you mean?"
- >You grin as the blade digs into the dough once again.
- "Think of it, Wallflower. Two shitposters dating eachother? We could take a picture of you licking the tip of my dick, with the rest of it in between two pieces of bread. Then we'd make a post about how I made you a sandwich."
- >"You-"
- "Then we could take a picture of my head jammed between your thighs. The post would say something about how forward you are and how you made me a sandwich this time."
- >"That's-"
- "And if we're feeling especially mean, we can post a picture of the two of us cuddling. The post would say something about how they would never have this."
- >"That hits a little too close to home."
- >You put the pizza cutter down and turn around.
- "Yeah, that is kind of cruel. So do you want to do it?"
- >"Do you mean sex or..."
- "Well I meant shitposting as a couple, but that would include sex, so yes."
- >She shifts in place for a moment as a small war is waged within her.
- >"We could get banned."
- "It would be worth it."
- >"What if someone recognizes us?"
- >You wave dismissively.
- "Body paint's a thing."
- >The internal struggle increases so you decide to lend a hand.
- "What's actually bugging you about this?"
- >She shuffles for a moment before looking at you.
- >"I guess I just don't like the idea of other girls, well, seeing you like that."
- >You smile as you move to embrace Wallflower.
- >She's tense, but a moment of holding her helps relieve that.
- "Then they won't."
- >"I just-"
- "Sssshhh, no talking, only pizza now."
- >You start to pull her towards the pizza.
- >"Do you still want to shitpost together?"
- >You stop next to the pizza and let her go.
- "Of course! I think we should have Taco Belle and shitpost for our next date. It'd be like shit was spewing from our fingers and anus'."
- >Wallflower picks up a slice of pizza.
- >"That sounds stupid."
- >You grab one of yours.
- "I didn't hear a no."
- >She picks a mushroom off the top of her slice and pops it in her mouth with a smile.
- >"That's because I wasn't giving you one."
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