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  1. A man is having trouble getting stiff, so he goes to the doctor who gives him some strong enhancing pills but warns "only take 1 when you're having trouble getting up, no more!" the man shrugs it off, agrees and goes home. The next day, the mans neighbour notices the mans son, Jimmy, sitting outside on the verander crying. "What's wrong Jimmy?" He asks, when Jimmy replies "Well, Moms dead, Sisters pregnant, my arse hurts and dads running around the basement yelling "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!""
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