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- Session Time: Mon Mar 30 00:00:00 2015
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- [00:23] Session Ident: Cambrian (Rizon, Brittany) (~Cambrian@Triassic.Jurassic.Cretaceous)
- [00:23] <Cambrian> Dammit Brittany
- [00:23] <Cambrian> I shouldve been a teacher by now
- [00:23] <Cambrian> Why do dreams always have to die
- [00:24] <Cambrian> I hope I didnt piss you off too much when I came and bragged about it
- [00:24] <Cambrian> Nothing ever turns out like it should
- Session Time: Fri May 15 00:00:00 2015
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- [11:25] Session Ident: Cambrian (Rizon, Brittany) (~Cambrian@Triassic.Jurassic.Cretaceous)
- [11:25] <Cambrian> Why did you tell me to play LISA
- [11:25] <Cambrian> How could you have guessed
- [11:26] <Cambrian> "In Soviet Russia, Dad hates YOU!"
- [11:26] <Cambrian> I'll never forgive you for this
- [11:26] <Cambrian> I can't even play video games anymore
- [11:27] <Cambrian> I didn't even wanna hurt your kids
- [11:28] <Cambrian> How could you have known the level of casual
- [11:28] <Cambrian> It was so well hidden
- [11:29] <Cambrian> And then you knew I wouldn't say no to you
- [11:30] <Cambrian> FUCK YOU MOM YOU NEVER GAVE ME WHAT I WANTED
- [11:31] <Cambrian> Its just not fair
- [11:31] <Cambrian> You just got lucky
- [11:31] <Cambrian> The odds were so astronomical
- [11:31] <Cambrian> But I wanted you to win
- [11:31] <Cambrian> Who fucking wants that
- [11:32] <Cambrian> Oh wait
- [11:32] <Cambrian> THIS FUCKING GUY
- [19:19] <Brittany> what.
- [19:19] No such nick/channel
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- [14:27] Session Ident: Cambrian (Rizon, Brittany) (~Cambrian@Triassic.Jurassic.Cretaceous)
- [14:27] <Cambrian> Why Brittany Why
- [14:27] <Brittany> what
- [14:27] <Cambrian> LISA destroyed my life
- [14:27] <Brittany> ok.
- [14:27] <Cambrian> Why did it make me hate video games
- [14:27] <Cambrian> You knew this would happen
- [14:27] <Brittany> i dont know
- [14:27] <Cambrian> Stop lying
- [14:27] <Cambrian> Dammit
- [14:28] <Cambrian> It made me think I was Taiwanese
- [14:28] <Cambrian> What the fuck
- [14:28] <Cambrian> You knew something about that game
- [14:28] <Cambrian> And it being essentially genreless
- [14:29] <Cambrian> Why did you ask me to play it
- [14:29] <Cambrian> And do NOT say it is because it is a good game
- [14:29] <Cambrian> Yes it is a good game but it programs you
- [14:30] <Cambrian> And you know it, don't you
- [14:30] <Brittany> what.
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- [14:30] * Added *!*Cambrian@Triassic.Jurassic.Cretaceous to ignore list
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- [01:10] Session Ident: Cambrian (Rizon, Brittany) (~Cambrian@Triassic.Jurassic.Cretaceous)
- [01:10] <Cambrian> Hello
- [01:10] <Cambrian> Theres no way you could have known as far as I know, but
- [01:11] <Cambrian> Brad is me IRL
- [01:11] <Cambrian> That is why I got upset at you
- [01:11] <Cambrian> I dont hate you bb
- [01:12] <Cambrian> My sister died when I was young as fuck
- [01:12] <Cambrian> How could you have gotten so lucky with a damn video game
- [01:14] <Cambrian> I will return when the second one cums
- [01:14] <Cambrian> I hope #/v/ doesnt miss me too much
- [05:34] <Cambrian> You didnt ruin my life
- [05:34] <Cambrian> Dont worry
- [05:34] <Cambrian> I mean
- [05:34] <Cambrian> If you were worried about that
- [05:34] <Cambrian> And if you wanted to ruin my life
- [05:35] <Cambrian> You can try again next time
- [05:36] <Cambrian> You might get lucky
- [05:36] <Cambrian> Cuz you got close
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- [12:55] <Cambrian> When did #/v/ become so authoritarian
- [12:55] <Cambrian> I wouldnt have gotten banned a year or two ago
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