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On Tues, Jan 1, 2019 at 19:26, Wilbur Soot <wilbursoot@gmail.com> wrote:
Jack
I hated the new video. More evidence to K**'s sacking I presume?
I can make up for his errors. Drop me a tinkle.
I have an idea
Glowing Regards
Wilbur

On Tue, 25 Dec 2018 at 00:18, Wilbur Soot <wilbursoot@gmail.com> wrote:
Merry Christmas, Jack
I don't know if you'll get this message. I'm inundated with snow.
Look. I've been very calm and collected about this whole thing but, me and Kai just can't get along. Therefore I need you to **fire** him. Me and **Kai** met on **17th October** at **The O2 Arena**. I [REDACTED] which wouldn't be a problem if Kai was fired (?)** so **Jack (?)**, please I beg of you.
Hopefully this message finds you happy and comfortable with family.
I've made a brazier from an old bin can
Glowing Regards
Wilbur Soot

On Sun, 23 Dec 2018 at 11:43, Jack Massey Welsh <jack@skycade.net> wrote:
Dearest Wilbur,
Wonderful to hear from you as always. Delighted that's you're keen to get started on your next project. The Christmas period is a busy time for us all, so I may not be able to send anything your way for a few days.
Make sure to wrap up warm, I will be in touch
Warm glows,
Mr MSAL

On Sat, 22 Dec 2018 at 23:18, Wilbur Soot <wilbursoot@gmail.com> wrote:
I'm ready to edit your next Minecraft bonanza, Jack.
Although be aware, Christmas looms like a grandmother with a sewing fetish so I would like to have the 24 hour timer disregarded. I've got to stare at happy families through their windows for those days.
I hope you're well and enjoying the videos I've produced thus far.
Speak to you soon
Merry Christmas
Fire Kai
Glowing Regards
Wilbur Soot

On Thu, Dec 20, 2018 at 00:02, Wilbur Soot <wilbursoot@gmail.com> wrote:
I have to move now, the old people with the unsecured router have turned it off now they've gone to sleep (who does that??) anyway, here's your edit.

On Wed, 12 Dec 2018 at XX:XX, Jack Massey Welsh <jack@skycade.net> wrote:
Hello Wilbur.

Please see attached a video for you to edit: [video link here]

One file is facecam, the other is game footage.

I expect very high quality content.
You will not be paid.
You may not ask any followup questions.
You have 24 hours.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Glowing Regards.
Jack

On Thu, Dec 06, 2018 at 20:12, Wilbur Soot <wilbursoot@gmail.com> wrote:
Hello Mr. Massey Welsh SucksAtLife

My name is Wilbur Soot, I edit the 870k subs channel SootHouse.
In your last video you stated that you required a new editor and that there would be an application in the description of your video (despite Kai trying to sabotage this with his text on screen saying you were only joking WHAT A SILLY GOOSE!)
Anyway, I could not find your application so I assume this was a test to see who was worthy enough to pursue your application process without an officially recognised form.

Now, I know what your thinking, Mr. Massey Welsh SucksAtLife, Kai has some properties that are irreplaceable right? You’re wrong, you idiot. I have all of them and better:

1. The ability to keyframe
I can do this and I can do it better, I invented keyframing

2. Swirly face
SWIRLY FACE? Easy money. I can do you one more and give you VORTEX FACE.

3. He can play the guitar
So can I, it’s easy. There’s only like 6 strings and I invented 2 of them

4. He’s got the looks
See attached image

The only thing Kai has up on me is that he plays Minecraft. I haven’t touched that shit since 2012 but hey-ho it’s all content at the end of the day.

Hope to hear from you soon
Glowing regards:
Mr. Soot