Dumb bitch who thinks canned responses are clever: Sorry Mercedes isn't near the computer to read your messages. She's busy, but if you would like to leave a message, she might get back to you. That's if she really wants too.
After this sent, leave a message:
if not, don't respond.

Me: Hi Mercedes.
I would like you to know this.
Everything that has happened in whatever some odd weeks
is, for lack of a less cliched term, an "emotional rollercoaster"
You could call me a big baby.
Easily. Because, that's what I am.
But, seriously. You've toyed with my emotions. I went to bed this morning, thinking that nothing was possible anymore.
You made me feel confident in myself, like things were going to become more than they were.
I feel fucked. Brutally ass-raped, if you will.
So seriously, I've responded. Have fun!