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  1. [01:55] <Absinthe_Quill> ...
  2. [01:55] <Absinthe_Quill> So the other nnight.
  3. [01:55] <Absinthe_Quill> Walking home from my foster parents.
  4. [01:56] <Absinthe_Quill> I tossed a fist-sized lug nut off a overpass and into the windshield of an SUV.
  5. [01:57] <Absinthe_Quill> Shit exploded.
  6. [01:57] <@Efficacious_Disposition> That sounds like a well thought through plan
  7. [01:57] <Absinthe_Quill> You just heard the beautiful sound of safety glass going from two solid panes to s million tiny pieces.
  8. [01:58] <Absinthe_Quill> I don't plan, I just do things.
  9. [01:58] <@Efficacious_Disposition> Okay, then that sounds like stupidity in action. Sorry, I was trying to make it sound better.
  10. [01:59] <Absinthe_Quill> ...
  11. 07[01:59] * Absinthe_Quill shrugs.
  12. [02:00] <Absinthe_Quill> Well.
  13. [02:00] <Absinthe_Quill> Shit like that is just HEY I'M DOING THE THING NOW.
  14. 15[02:01] <&Buckweiser> If you're serious, you need therapy, and you need to stop being a raging idiot and jerk.
  15. [02:01] <Diggin_Joe> Yup.
  16. 15[02:02] <&Buckweiser> If you're not serious, you need to stop being a raging idiot troll and jerk. And either way, don't bring that crap here.
  17. 13[02:02] * Princess_Loona (stalkerbot@Pony-hraa5o.res.rr.com) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
  18. 07[02:02] * Absinthe_Quill is nice here.
  19. 15[02:02] <&Buckweiser> Ahem.
  20. [02:02] <Absinthe_Quill> What?
  21. 15[02:02] <&Buckweiser> <Absinthe_Quill> I tossed a fist-sized lug nut off a overpass and into the windshield of an SUV.
  22. 15[02:02] <&Buckweiser> <Absinthe_Quill> Shit exploded.
  23. 15[02:02] <&Buckweiser> <Absinthe_Quill> You just heard the beautiful sound of safety glass going from two solid panes to s million tiny pieces.
  24. 13[02:03] * ~TheLastofNomad (loona@the.Luna.Diviner) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
  25. 15[02:03] <&Buckweiser> We don't need to hear about you acting like a little hoodlum getting your jollies off by screwing with other people.
  26. 15[02:04] <&Buckweiser> At least what Shoe did was ultimately harmless and funny.
  27. [02:04] <Absinthe_Quill> Ohhhh ultimately harmless and funny.
  28. 07[02:04] * Absinthe_Quill thinks.
  29. 15[02:04] <&Buckweiser> If what you did is true, you ended up costing them money, or perhaps their insurance covered it. But you know, it could've actually hurt somebody if the lug nut hit them or the window shattered and hit them.
  30. [02:04] <Diggin_Joe> ...Dude. You just confessed to what tantamounts to attempted murder in an attempt to be humorous.
  31. [02:04] <Absinthe_Quill> Uh... Got Starbucks to write my name on my cup as "Chode" and walked around the mall with it?
  32. 06[02:05] * Mistress_Jade (rfysywcgvmh@Pony-s7q.kc3.112.24.IP) has joined #FoETavernOOC
  33. 15[02:05] <&Buckweiser> Absinthe_Quill, do you understand the fundamentals of why harming other people's property and/or putting their lives and wellbeing in danger is neither a prank, nor funny, nor a good idea to do pretty much ever?
  34. 13[02:05] * AntagonyInc (kvirc@Pony-c2r8ia.al.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
  35. [02:06] <Absinthe_Quill> Evidently not.
  36. [02:06] <@Efficacious_Disposition> It is the ultimate in reverse-friendship techniques!
  37. [02:06] <Absinthe_Quill> ^
  38. [02:07] <Absinthe_Quill> I died.
  39. [02:07] <Absinthe_Quill> RIP Abby.
  40. 15[02:07] <&Buckweiser> Evidently not... You need help. Professional help. I suggest you go seek it.
  41. [02:07] <Absinthe_Quill> Sides = orbital.
  42. 07[02:07] * Absinthe_Quill spent a good quarter of her life in juvenile detention.
  43. 15[02:07] <&Buckweiser> Too bad you didn't learn anything.
  44. 13[02:07] * Eden (Eden@Pony-fb1.fkn.21.71.IP) Quit (Quit: )
  45. [02:09] <Absinthe_Quill> No I did.
  46. 13[02:09] * Prism (Lucky_Stars@Pony-vdkhja.pa.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
  47. [02:10] <Absinthe_Quill> It's not like I intentionally set out to cause harm. I just like throwing stuff off high places.
  48. [02:10] <Absinthe_Quill> Car was doing like 60. I couldn't have hit it if I tried.
  49. [02:11] <Absinthe_Quill> Also I've sought professional help on multiple occasions.
  50. 15[02:11] <&Buckweiser> 1) Then throw something off a high place that isn't over a highway. 2) You said the sound of the glass breaking was 'beautiful'. No, that's when a normal person goes 'oh crap I coulda hurt somebody!' Not, 'oh wow, that's beautiful, who cares about whoever it belonged to or if somebody got hurt'. 3) And yet you hit it without trying. Shoulda thrown it somewhere else because if it was going 60, you coulda killed them.
  51. [02:12] <Absinthe_Quill> Did you know in certain psychiatric hospitals we still practice ECT?
  52. 04[02:12] <Diggin_Joe> Okay, Yoshi, you've made your point.
  53. 06[02:12] * Diggin_Joe is now known as Shoe
  54. [02:12] <Absinthe_Quill> I like the sound of breaking glass, why is that weird.
  55. 13[02:13] * Mistress_Jade (rfysywcgvmh@Pony-s7q.kc3.112.24.IP) Quit (Connection closed)
  56. 15[02:14] <&Buckweiser> Because if everything you said is true
  57. 15[02:14] <&Buckweiser> you're a psychopath
  58. 15[02:14] <&Buckweiser> that's why
  59. 06[02:14] * Mistress_Jade (rfysywcgvmh@Pony-s7q.kc3.112.24.IP) has joined #FoETavernOOC
  60. [02:14] <Absinthe_Quill> That's not very nice.
  61. 15[02:14] <&Buckweiser> You're endangering people's lives and you don't care.
  62. 15[02:14] <&Buckweiser> It's the truth.
  63. [02:16] <@Efficacious_Disposition> It's typically better to be useful to society. =D
  64. 07[02:17] * Absinthe_Quill is trying.
  65. 07[02:17] * Absinthe_Quill very infrequently does hood shit. Most of the time she paints.
  66. [02:18] <Shoe> And that is very admirable.
  67. [02:18] <Shoe> For future reference, however, make it clear right off the bat that throwing a lug nut at a car was an accident and that no one was hurt.
  68. [02:19] <Shoe> I highly doubt you're the kind of person who genuinely enjoys hurting people.
  69. 13[02:19] * Shoe (Mibbit@Pony-v85pbo.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  70. 06[02:20] * Shoe (~Mibbit@Pony-v85pbo.fios.verizon.net) has joined #FoETavernOOC
  71. 13[02:22] * Aetreeis (Magnetstorm@Pony-j58g6g.wa.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Probably off to sleep.)
  72. [02:46] <@Efficacious_Disposition> So how is everyone?
  73. [02:47] <Hikari> Good
  74. [02:48] <Absinthe_Quill> Pretty meh.
  75. [02:48] <Shoe> 'night dudes!
  76. [02:48] <@Efficacious_Disposition> G'night Shoe!
  77. 13[02:49] * Shoe (~Mibbit@Pony-v85pbo.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: bedtiome)
  78. [02:49] <@Efficacious_Disposition> You should read FoE, and then RP or something. I recommend this.
  79. 06[02:55] * AntagonyInc (kvirc@Pony-c2r8ia.al.comcast.net) has joined #FoETavernOOC
  80. [02:55] <Absinthe_Quill> Already read FoE.
  81. [02:56] <Absinthe_Quill> Don't feel like roleplaying anymore.
  82. [02:56] <@Efficacious_Disposition> This is good. Some new people occasionally haven't read FoE
  83. 13[02:56] * Mistress_Jade (rfysywcgvmh@Pony-s7q.kc3.112.24.IP) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
  84. 07[02:56] * Absinthe_Quill is irritated.
  85. [02:58] <Absinthe_Quill> I've been around a bit. I read it before it finished.
  86. [03:00] <Aperture_Flash> Wait, you smashed in someones windsheild?
  87. [03:01] <~No_One> Aperture_Flash: That conversation is over
  88. [03:01] <Aperture_Flash> Ok.
  89. [03:01] <Aperture_Flash> sorry, just skimed it.
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